Trump Can’t Put a Sentence Together, Gets Questioned About Epstein Island & RFK Jr on Kamala

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

One of the 1,000 Pound Sisters from TLC was arrested after reportedly being bitten by a camel, Raygun from Australia issued an official apology to the breakdance community for the backlash her performance at the Olympics caused, Donald Trump has not yet issued an apology to any of the artists whose music he has played at rallies without their permission, he got hit with what they call a “superseding indictment” in the case related to his attempts to overturn the election, podcast host Lex Fridman asked him an interesting question about his friend Jeffrey Epstein, RFK Jr thinks we need a president who can put together a sentence in English, Lara and Tiffany Trump got hacked on Twitter, President Joe Biden’s approval ratings keep going up, and we head to the beach for a new edition of Breaking the News!
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@nicholasagnew2792
@nicholasagnew2792 13 күн бұрын
When the supreme court is actively fighting democracy you know something has to change
@johnoberto2659
@johnoberto2659 13 күн бұрын
Vote blue for impartial courts
@yasuke1280
@yasuke1280 13 күн бұрын
lol you clowns coping so hard 😂
@un-Lawyer
@un-Lawyer 13 күн бұрын
@@yasuke1280 , maga is that you? Insults and no logical points made or facts otherwise formed into an argument.. That stanks of maga like nothing else.
@theiska2508
@theiska2508 13 күн бұрын
​@@yasuke1280Looks like you just got served, missy. 😂
@yasuke1280
@yasuke1280 13 күн бұрын
@@theiska2508 the greatest joke you ever told was your life story 🤣
@meetupspeakup4161
@meetupspeakup4161 13 күн бұрын
I'm so glad Kimmel is back 😂 😂 😂
@LoriHarris-x3r
@LoriHarris-x3r 13 күн бұрын
Those Artists gave Trump permission in his head, like declassifying documents.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Exactly.
@MarnieSchalla
@MarnieSchalla 13 күн бұрын
He buried those on his golf course with Ivanna.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 13 күн бұрын
That is also how he gets consent with the ladies.
@I21oIoIl3
@I21oIoIl3 13 күн бұрын
Where did you get your law degree?
@laustinspeiss
@laustinspeiss 13 күн бұрын
A lot of people told him.
@Musthait
@Musthait 13 күн бұрын
I missed laughing so hard! Jimmy Kimmel, it is so good to have you back!!!
@valevisa8429
@valevisa8429 13 күн бұрын
The segment on the beach was hilarious.
@patchdavis35
@patchdavis35 10 күн бұрын
Yes. Take it from a daily beachwalker.
@TheWriterNW
@TheWriterNW 13 күн бұрын
It's so great to have Jimmy back!
@TedCruz-ng6tl
@TedCruz-ng6tl 13 күн бұрын
No it’s not
@tiaroja70
@tiaroja70 13 күн бұрын
On the day my cable company turns it off because they can't come to an agreement with the other parties!!!!! Pisses me off!!!
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 13 күн бұрын
​@@TedCruz-ng6tlIt's wonderful and fantastic to have Jimmy back!
@alysiareid6659
@alysiareid6659 13 күн бұрын
​@@TedCruz-ng6tlyet here you are
@jacobsims8307
@jacobsims8307 13 күн бұрын
@@TedCruz-ng6tlwas it wonderful to have Ted Cruz back when he returned after fleeing to Cancun?
@natalieparker3187
@natalieparker3187 13 күн бұрын
That beach sequence was hilarious!😂
@un-Lawyer
@un-Lawyer 13 күн бұрын
The duck math though. 7? Na
@acmelka
@acmelka 13 күн бұрын
Jake is a national treasure!
@samiam619
@samiam619 13 күн бұрын
No, it was Stupid.
@michaelwalk5504
@michaelwalk5504 13 күн бұрын
Is this really happening??? Oh it's happening!!!
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 13 күн бұрын
When it's 100F outside, I'm in no mood for comedy, I need to find a fan & some big umbrella 🏖️
@caryd67
@caryd67 13 күн бұрын
Whoever busted out Rolley Polley Fish Heads in the writing team is either absolutely brilliant, or completely insane. Either way, I hope they get a raise
@dlo111
@dlo111 13 күн бұрын
Ditto! ❤
@sallyfoxboro1902
@sallyfoxboro1902 13 күн бұрын
I took a fishhead to the movies, didn't cost me anything to get it in.😂
@user-dr5gj2nk4g
@user-dr5gj2nk4g 13 күн бұрын
I get the feeling the Dead Milkmen would object to the use of their music as well
@j3i2i2yl7
@j3i2i2yl7 13 күн бұрын
Laura Trump's autotuned rendition of Hero would be a great theme song for the Trump campaign. Especially the one that had Screaming Goat inserted in it. Why aren't they using that?
@mermaiddiyartist8119
@mermaiddiyartist8119 13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@SamaNuttz
@SamaNuttz 13 күн бұрын
"DONNIE DUM DUM" I love it. He hates being called weird, and im sure dum dum is up there too.
@HeatherBenedix-y6r
@HeatherBenedix-y6r 13 күн бұрын
The world needs more laughter and you are the man for the job
@mslinda8456
@mslinda8456 13 күн бұрын
No matter what the polls say, go out and vote!!! Please!! 🙏💙🌊
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!
@scottmalek3482
@scottmalek3482 13 күн бұрын
To all Democratic voters independent voters and Republican voters that are not in a cult check your voter registration plan a voting strategy try to register five other people to vote out every Republican in America
@arthurmcmahon3220
@arthurmcmahon3220 13 күн бұрын
@@scottmalek3482do you think Harris and Biden did good the first 4 years? What did Trump do that was so bad his first 4? I’m a republican and curious on your thoughts
@yasuke1280
@yasuke1280 13 күн бұрын
@@scottmalek3482I’m an independent first time voter. So are my two close friends and we’re voting red😊
@yasuke1280
@yasuke1280 13 күн бұрын
@@arthurmcmahon3220don’t even bother bro they wont reply because they can’t. I’m an independent first time voter. Wasn’t a fan of trump and still not that much. But the democrats made me lean right with all their wacko bs. I’m voting red this election
@rubensilva_
@rubensilva_ 13 күн бұрын
Trump has all the best verbal gaffes. Nobody has seen anything like it.
@PeteC62
@PeteC62 13 күн бұрын
Trump's speech therapist came up to him, big therapist, strong therapist, tears in his eyes. "Sir," he said, "sir, there's nothing I can do to help you. One of your two remaining brain cells has just died."
@MiddleAgedGeek
@MiddleAgedGeek 13 күн бұрын
@@PeteC62 And the last one declared a strike!
@TheHuxleyAgnostic
@TheHuxleyAgnostic 13 күн бұрын
​@@MiddleAgedGeek So he fired it.
@sethie_shots
@sethie_shots 13 күн бұрын
Bigly
@WinstonSmith19847
@WinstonSmith19847 13 күн бұрын
He makes Bush seem like Albert Einstein.
@irishmade8136
@irishmade8136 13 күн бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy, from Ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@YUmMies24
@YUmMies24 12 күн бұрын
Welcome back from 🇨🇦
@jerihewitt5677
@jerihewitt5677 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy I am thrilled you are back xo canada
@loveDRAGONCON
@loveDRAGONCON 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy's happiness in his voice over all this makes everything better : )
@bassdivamtm
@bassdivamtm 13 күн бұрын
Kudos to Issac Hayes' family and the judge for immediately saying they don't have a license and they need a license and also take everything down and they have to go down the rabbit hole and find all the people who downloaded this and shared these posts. BMI have been reaching out to them for so long and they were totally ignored this ....it is about intellectual property and I think every musician of note like Rihanna and all of these people who have the money to take this to court should be pressing a charge against them for use of their intellectual property it is important to all artists
@LaRomana59
@LaRomana59 12 күн бұрын
The problem is that most musicians don't own the rights to their music. Mr. Hayes' family does, which is why they were able to take it to court. The big companies that own the rights to other songs improperly used by tfg's campaign (like Sony, which owns "My Heart Will Go On") aren't going to litigate. They want their taxes cut.
@MarilynMonday
@MarilynMonday 9 күн бұрын
Tom Petty tried to fight it. Rip
@RuggerDez
@RuggerDez 13 күн бұрын
Damn, I missed Jimmy. No more vacations for him!
@Darling_Nicci
@Darling_Nicci 13 күн бұрын
I support this message
@waltbailey5759
@waltbailey5759 13 күн бұрын
Agreed 100 per cent. Jimmy is the best and funniest!!!
@Darling_Nicci
@Darling_Nicci 13 күн бұрын
@@waltbailey5759 I think he gets under DJTs skin the most too.
@luteixeira2496
@luteixeira2496 13 күн бұрын
I couldn't agree more. 😅
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 13 күн бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👋
@mollygirl21309
@mollygirl21309 13 күн бұрын
I just can't watch the other talk shows. Jimmy has the best writers
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 13 күн бұрын
@@mollygirl21309 I agree with you. 💯
@anopoabednego6173
@anopoabednego6173 13 күн бұрын
Can you imagine having to sit through an RFK Jr State of the Union speech? I can't listen to that dude talk for more than 30 seconds before I start to rage.
@rpdx3
@rpdx3 13 күн бұрын
… or laugh! 😂
@robertcarr4172
@robertcarr4172 13 күн бұрын
Mocking a degenerative disease? Classy
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
I respect her, but, worse than Fran Drescher…
@bonnielassise9371
@bonnielassise9371 13 күн бұрын
It's a Trump thing​@@robertcarr4172
@audio323
@audio323 13 күн бұрын
He should be forced to wear his famous whale juice head protector
@shellyahmad5158
@shellyahmad5158 13 күн бұрын
Ahhh so good to have Jimmy back!! A breath of fresh air!!!
@choconethotcoco4717
@choconethotcoco4717 13 күн бұрын
That Breaking the News segment had me in stitches!!!😀😀😀
@KingNubs1
@KingNubs1 13 күн бұрын
So glad jimmys back
@gener.1253
@gener.1253 13 күн бұрын
tRump doesn't need to worry about putting sentences together. There are several judges who will do that for him.
@EuropeanWren
@EuropeanWren 13 күн бұрын
😂👍😂
@abbeyball6890
@abbeyball6890 12 күн бұрын
😅 this is gold
@meme-tg6hr
@meme-tg6hr 12 күн бұрын
Winner 🏆. High five. Good one.
@LunaryxDiarmait
@LunaryxDiarmait 12 күн бұрын
Like zoinks, man.
@antoinemazet6615
@antoinemazet6615 12 күн бұрын
Golden nugget. You made my day.
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 13 күн бұрын
Really have missed you , so much happened while you were gone ! We must get this right the entire world is watching !
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 13 күн бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy we missed you!! Voting BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@ibbluesgal1
@ibbluesgal1 13 күн бұрын
The Beach report was HILARIOUS!!!!! More, More!
@RevCeleste
@RevCeleste 13 күн бұрын
I love that Jimmy just laughed at himself when he messed up the sentence instead of trying to pretend that he didn't
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 13 күн бұрын
😂That is what grown ups do!❤
@chantellevanmeyeren4994
@chantellevanmeyeren4994 13 күн бұрын
I had such a laugh I had to replay a few times 😂
@themachine8009
@themachine8009 12 күн бұрын
Missed it.
@b-dub6865
@b-dub6865 12 күн бұрын
That was so good & so genuine. It’s why we love Jimmy! 😂
@foppishdilletaunt9911
@foppishdilletaunt9911 13 күн бұрын
So glad to see you back !
@OzzyInSpace
@OzzyInSpace 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy thank you for being back... we needed you.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 13 күн бұрын
Definitely! 💙💙💙
@123451248ify
@123451248ify 13 күн бұрын
No, we didn't.
@eloise22422
@eloise22422 13 күн бұрын
@@123451248ifywhy are you here. Yes we did. 😂😂😂😂
@I21oIoIl3
@I21oIoIl3 13 күн бұрын
That's just sad.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 13 күн бұрын
@@I21oIoIl3 You're sadly mistaken.
@nneilzen
@nneilzen 13 күн бұрын
Never figured out how anyone would thinks a man who's been bankrupt 6 times & couldn't make a casino profitable, would be qualified to run anything?
@patchdavis35
@patchdavis35 10 күн бұрын
How can you POSSIBLY lose money on a casino? The House always wins! I can only assume his disgruntled, underpaid (or possibly unpaid) employees robbed their absentee boss blind while he was out "playing" golf.
@2bitTank
@2bitTank 9 күн бұрын
@@patchdavis35 lol do you know how business works?
@lorenzomoody1664
@lorenzomoody1664 8 күн бұрын
They don’t believe that it ever happened, that’s how.
@catlady4122
@catlady4122 13 күн бұрын
Oh god, Raygun. On behalf of most Australians.. we are sorry 😩
@queenieswaby6754
@queenieswaby6754 13 күн бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy
@deborahtrengove992
@deborahtrengove992 13 күн бұрын
Missed you so much,Jimmy K. From Australia.
@DanielWhite-v4e
@DanielWhite-v4e 13 күн бұрын
encase
@KimberN111
@KimberN111 13 күн бұрын
Nope, he can’t put a sentence together, fortunately Judge Merchan can show him the proper way to sentence on September 18th. 😊
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Right on!
@un-Lawyer
@un-Lawyer 13 күн бұрын
@@KimberN111 , I do hope he waits until after the election. If you consider that even if he gave Trump a few years in prison (unlikely), Trump would certainly get an appeal bond. So what's the point of doing it before the election? The only one I see is for the judge to give Trump some medicine about what would actually have happened to him if he WASN'T a former president. Any lawyer with real courtroom experience knows a random person acting like that, or even one with some celebrity would've gotten at least a couple daily visits to lockup for thumbing his nose at the court's orders. And yet Trump tries to act like he's a victim being "treated very unfairly". The reality is like most of his claims, the exact opposite of what his words say.
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 13 күн бұрын
Noice!
@piezra2848
@piezra2848 13 күн бұрын
A political prisoner in the USA? Sounds like Putin
@willpower8894
@willpower8894 13 күн бұрын
Hehe
@pactme
@pactme 13 күн бұрын
That Fish Heads bit was hilarious! Donnie Demento!
@Mibbitmaker
@Mibbitmaker 12 күн бұрын
Next: Kristi Noem sings "Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun"
@mindyschocolate
@mindyschocolate 9 күн бұрын
Donnie Demento 😂😂😂😂💀
@kristinek2916
@kristinek2916 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel for president!!! 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@deefortier8796
@deefortier8796 13 күн бұрын
Love You Jimmy ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@thecajunbritishexperiment.6190
@thecajunbritishexperiment.6190 13 күн бұрын
So good to have Jimmy back🎉🎉
@carlasmith5583
@carlasmith5583 13 күн бұрын
Welcome Back Jimmy❤
@CatJabZ
@CatJabZ 13 күн бұрын
I just adore Breaking the News!
@joanellis25
@joanellis25 13 күн бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy I missed you.
@Tcat421
@Tcat421 13 күн бұрын
Did you see Trump glitching out with hannity, he didn't even know who he was running against.
@101shadeira
@101shadeira 11 күн бұрын
He said Biden 😂 why the media didn’t bashed him like they did Biden
@kenpachi1989
@kenpachi1989 11 күн бұрын
just this once, I think it was more wishful thinking than dementia. I know, crazy.
@rock-n-rollfoodie
@rock-n-rollfoodie 13 күн бұрын
JIMMY! Please don’t ever leave your show for good. It will break my heart. ❤
@sharoncoleman6461
@sharoncoleman6461 13 күн бұрын
Mine too
@Dataprotector0119
@Dataprotector0119 13 күн бұрын
He couldn't leave soon enough. Only then will you be reprogrammed.
@rock-n-rollfoodie
@rock-n-rollfoodie 13 күн бұрын
@@Dataprotector0119 … Only you need reprogrammed. Jimmy speaks the truth and it bothers you.
@lazdawg1
@lazdawg1 13 күн бұрын
​@@Dataprotector0119You just want to stop being laughed at
@mojo500100
@mojo500100 13 күн бұрын
@lazdawg IKR? Anybody who’s so sensitive had best stay away from Kimmel’s writers--they never miss.
@dingalingmasterpiecetheater
@dingalingmasterpiecetheater 13 күн бұрын
The beach segment was comedy gold!!!
@waldopepper5601
@waldopepper5601 13 күн бұрын
I died laughing at that! Pure gold;)
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 13 күн бұрын
Jake nails those fields pieces everytime but this was one of his best imo.
@brazendesigns
@brazendesigns 13 күн бұрын
Really? I found it incredibly annoying. Humor is subjective
@petermcmillan3446
@petermcmillan3446 13 күн бұрын
Best laugh I've had in weeks - and the closer was classic!
@Kelz_X
@Kelz_X 13 күн бұрын
@@brazendesignsThank you. I’m with you. I don’t get what’s so funny about harassing other people (unless they’re in on the bit too) 😂
@dani3640
@dani3640 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy never disappoints, Always on point!!!
@richpeltier9519
@richpeltier9519 13 күн бұрын
I'd like "Is this really happening?" on my tombstone please.
@mikehagmaier3949
@mikehagmaier3949 13 күн бұрын
😂
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy: "The only sentence trump can put together is a Prison sentence." 🤣🤣
@yourlifeisagreatstory
@yourlifeisagreatstory 13 күн бұрын
I really think his handlers got him on medication because of how much he started to bug out after Biden stepped down from running. He appears as if he’s taken something in some of his interviews. Over relaxed, sluggish and/or slurred speech, and just the way he’s not his usual self are all indicators of being medicated.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Thank you!
@reekevp1073
@reekevp1073 13 күн бұрын
F that RFK guy…. Man his father is rolling in his grave..shameful!
@RonaldBarker-b4p
@RonaldBarker-b4p 13 күн бұрын
His grandfather would have had one of his Irish friends put him out of our misery can you imagine Joe Kennedy seeing this goof in his family tree goes to show “behind every massive fortune is a massive crime” and every successful family has couple of members who just not right in the head
@j.j.9123
@j.j.9123 13 күн бұрын
The worst thing about RFK Jr. is that a lot of people don’t really know his father, Bobby. He was utterly gutted by his brother’s death and it so altered him. His compassion for causes and people who were struggling was so apparent. I watched him live on a small black and white tv as a young teenager when he spoke to a crowd in a tough slum from the back of a pick up truck in Indianapolis. Just minutes before Martin Luther King had been assaasinated. He had to break it to that crowd. That largely extemporaneous speech is on film and can be found on You Tube. It’s considered in if the greatest American speeches. Indianapolis was the largest American city that did not riot that night or in the days afterward. It was because of Bobby’s speech. Compare that speech to that of Trump’s comments after Charlottesville and George Floyd. RFK Jr. has nothing of his father Bobby in him.
@sjmtc3450
@sjmtc3450 13 күн бұрын
​@@j.j.9123Bobby was an Amazing man I cried when I saw it on tv..my black n white. My parents were in shock. He was a Leader in Civil Rights & a Dear Friend of MLK...Your Right RFK is the metal screw in the cereal bowl
@kenbob1071
@kenbob1071 12 күн бұрын
That tool goes to the highest bidder.
@magicmarker7047
@magicmarker7047 12 күн бұрын
His low set ears makes me think he is not that bright.
@VerySadPenguin
@VerySadPenguin 13 күн бұрын
I would like to think that Barnes and Barnes would not approve of Trump using Fish heads!
@OriginalCaliKitty
@OriginalCaliKitty 13 күн бұрын
I think they'd approve of Jimmy using it to mock Chump, though.
@ernestcruz6316
@ernestcruz6316 13 күн бұрын
Well, Bill Mumy wouldn't be too pleased, but Rob Haimer is no longer with us so he has no real say in the matter.
@daveboryszewski130
@daveboryszewski130 13 күн бұрын
But he lies thru the gills like others breath!!
@FurtiveSkeptical
@FurtiveSkeptical 13 күн бұрын
"Laughing, happy fish heads... Eat them up, yum!"🎶 Da-ding!!
@richpeltier9519
@richpeltier9519 13 күн бұрын
Danger Will Robinson!
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je 13 күн бұрын
Dear RFK we need a president, and vice president, who is loved by her/his family.
@Patrick-vp9ec
@Patrick-vp9ec 12 күн бұрын
Like Tim Walz's? 😂
@aragornii507
@aragornii507 12 күн бұрын
Tampon Tim is a great example 😂
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je 12 күн бұрын
@aragornii507 yes, he is. He's a loving father not like a convicted felon,who has 5 children from 3 different women. 😉
@aragornii507
@aragornii507 12 күн бұрын
@@Monika-mh2je his whole family has endorsed Trump. Says a lot about tampon Tim
@aragornii507
@aragornii507 12 күн бұрын
@@Monika-mh2je Also remind me what happened to Joe Bidens first wife after home wrecker Jill Biden?
@voixdelaraison593
@voixdelaraison593 13 күн бұрын
Beach Edition of Breaking the news was hilarious 😂😂😂
@PeteDyer-o9e
@PeteDyer-o9e 13 күн бұрын
Awesome Jimmy 👌
@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO
@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO 13 күн бұрын
Finally !!!!! Bravo !!!!
@jackiechristian-di6sy
@jackiechristian-di6sy 13 күн бұрын
If Trump needs music at his rallies, I'm pretty sure he can get LARA TRUMP to perform..(whatever that entails)
@atant2
@atant2 13 күн бұрын
It entails earplugs for the audience.
@ClintElder-qj1qu
@ClintElder-qj1qu 13 күн бұрын
"Perform" is too generous a description of what she does....
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Agreed. Probably headaches and nightmares…
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
@@ClintElder-qj1qu Agreed. Perhaps cries for help?
@MarnieSchalla
@MarnieSchalla 13 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@Lilo-A
@Lilo-A 12 күн бұрын
I love that Jimmie still wears suits.
@lawrencemills354
@lawrencemills354 13 күн бұрын
God my man it’s so good to have you back!
@gbunton
@gbunton 13 күн бұрын
One of His College professor said today that Trump was the stupidest student he had ever taught in 3o years. Can you imagine
@un-Lawyer
@un-Lawyer 13 күн бұрын
Well he's certainly the most ignorant president. I thought W Bush was bad. But Trump is a whole other level of ignorant. I actually feel bad for Republicans that stay with him even though he's a total RINO. You gotta really hate the other side to think a guy with an entrepreneurial bankruptcy rate over 90% is what America needs for a CEO. Thec one business he's supposed to be good at, real estate, had over 15 million per year in free revenue from his dad's lease of project housing to NYC. And he still needed a bank bailout. Imagine if he didn't have Alan Wieselberg still from when his dad was running things? Complete disaster.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Sadly, I can.
@Dr_KW
@Dr_KW 13 күн бұрын
Lmaoo I had a student in Chem 2B try to reduce the amount of water contained in a beaker on a hot plate by dipping a sponge in there and wringing it out in the sink. That might give trump a run for his money
@bigdreams5554
@bigdreams5554 13 күн бұрын
Yeah, and he got into Wharton thanks to affirmative action for rich white men .
@launcelot02
@launcelot02 13 күн бұрын
Goes to show you that college is a waste of time unless you are in STEM.
@joymcguire
@joymcguire 13 күн бұрын
"human phlegm ball!" 🤣
@Tailfuzzy
@Tailfuzzy 13 күн бұрын
Yeah, he’s Gus the Bug from Men in Black 😂
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 13 күн бұрын
My favorite: "God bless the United Sheysh"... Lol!!!
@katharhynnheidelberg4963
@katharhynnheidelberg4963 13 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud at "stanks-uary."
@gryjffrs
@gryjffrs 12 күн бұрын
My favorite is when he glitches out after saying Russia and Iran.
@user-wp7yl6qd8z
@user-wp7yl6qd8z 13 күн бұрын
That beach segment rocked.
@PedroLopez-kw5yt
@PedroLopez-kw5yt 12 күн бұрын
I’m glad jimmy is back! No one does the opening monologue like him
@disgustedintennessee305
@disgustedintennessee305 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy, that break was way too long for us!!!!😂
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 13 күн бұрын
We love your show jimmy kimmel
@kookootrix1978
@kookootrix1978 13 күн бұрын
Fish Heads is too good for the Trump campaign!! 😂😂
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Right on! It might be the odor coming from his diaper.
@judithmcelroy9716
@judithmcelroy9716 13 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy!!! You are wonderful!!!
@cduncan3713
@cduncan3713 13 күн бұрын
You can smell the fear and panic coming off Old Bonespurs, or is that his diaper ?
@user-sv9nb8ky2t
@user-sv9nb8ky2t 13 күн бұрын
little column A, little column B
@ahlija
@ahlija 13 күн бұрын
Si glad YOU’RE BACK!! 😂😂
@grannygrimson
@grannygrimson 13 күн бұрын
Oh Jimmy you have been missed😂😅🤣 💙 from 🇨🇦
@hirutkidanemariam9476
@hirutkidanemariam9476 13 күн бұрын
Actually, many musicians are waiting in line for Kamala to play their music at her campaign events.🤣🤣🤣
@hayberdasher8625
@hayberdasher8625 13 күн бұрын
That beach reporter guy was hysterical!
@junesmith4159
@junesmith4159 13 күн бұрын
Thank you “RFK”, nope not that one, I’m talking about the Republicans For Kamala.💙
@asimmatin3507
@asimmatin3507 13 күн бұрын
Bob has five ducks. He gives 2 to Lucy (5-2=3). She gives one back (3+1=4). He gives 4 ducks to Neil (4-4=0). Neil gives him back three ducks for every duck that he gave him. (4x3 = 12). The answer is 12. Not 7!
@653j521
@653j521 13 күн бұрын
You cheated by writing it down. You failed.
@asimmatin3507
@asimmatin3507 13 күн бұрын
​@@653j521that's KZbin's fault for not allowing me to record an audio file and post that as a response
@Dr_KW
@Dr_KW 13 күн бұрын
YES!! I was like "12" and the announcer said SEVEN DUCKS. Went back to re listen in case i misheard the initial question and nope, they just can't math. 😂😂😂
@asimmatin3507
@asimmatin3507 13 күн бұрын
@@653j521 This is KZbin's fault for not allowing me to record an audio file and post that as a reply. In order to show the answer here, it must be written out. And where did they state the rules that you can't write stuff down?
@burns_o_matic
@burns_o_matic 13 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment, lol. Did the math in my head as he was talking and got 12, then they said 7 and I had to rewind and write it down to check my math in case I misheard it the first time around.
@JoAnnaDale
@JoAnnaDale 13 күн бұрын
Welcome back, Jimmy! 💙
@billyc3772
@billyc3772 13 күн бұрын
RFK jr begged Harris for a job before he crawled to trump.
@syvanis_random_shit
@syvanis_random_shit 13 күн бұрын
He didn't even have a chance. Harris knew how shady he was and wouldn't even take his call.
@I21oIoIl3
@I21oIoIl3 13 күн бұрын
You must be proud of yourself for making things up.
@elizabethlander2411
@elizabethlander2411 13 күн бұрын
RFK Jr himself SAID that he called the Harris campaign first but they wouldn't take his calls.
@freya8133
@freya8133 13 күн бұрын
​@@I21oIoIl3You're deluded. He did do that.
@I21oIoIl3
@I21oIoIl3 13 күн бұрын
@@freya8133 No, the only person they would let him talk to was a lower level staffer, which he declined to do. Plus you know nothing of what he wanted to talk about.
@obikedog
@obikedog 12 күн бұрын
Breaking the news is by far the best skit on this show.
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 13 күн бұрын
"The human phlegm ball"! Perfect name for RFK jr! 🤣
@j.dunlop8295
@j.dunlop8295 13 күн бұрын
"Roadkill Kennedy!" And Joe dirt Vance!
@independent-ts6ys
@independent-ts6ys 13 күн бұрын
Omg
@adamrodger5351
@adamrodger5351 13 күн бұрын
Eh, there are plenty of better things to nail him on. We shouldn't mock him for a medical condition.
@MauriceOldis
@MauriceOldis 13 күн бұрын
@@adamrodger5351 which is???????????????
@justmejenny7986
@justmejenny7986 13 күн бұрын
You're a good man.
@bfgivmfith
@bfgivmfith 13 күн бұрын
The Breaking the News sketch at the end of this segment was the first laugh I had all day! LOL!
@leysin456
@leysin456 13 күн бұрын
The Breaking News guy is the absolute best. He's a walking Dad joke on steroids.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 13 күн бұрын
Jake’s been around awhile.
@raoulhubris
@raoulhubris 13 күн бұрын
He made the O J trial a feast and did a pretty good bit on Trump"s NY trial.
@petes5863
@petes5863 13 күн бұрын
Did the camel have an orange face? Asking for my friend.
@Jay16Mar
@Jay16Mar 13 күн бұрын
That last segment was brilliant.
@VencottOutdoors
@VencottOutdoors 13 күн бұрын
Need Jimmy right up until Election Day
@islanderbyrd1881
@islanderbyrd1881 13 күн бұрын
It goes on, Trump trials. Guilty!
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
We do!
@brent7900
@brent7900 13 күн бұрын
Captain bone spurs and admiral whale head. What a team! 😂
@monpayscanada
@monpayscanada 13 күн бұрын
I can’t believe his daughters story about driving back to Mount Kisco with the whale head on the roof of the car and the “juice flying into the windows” hilarious!
@kathycarlson9760
@kathycarlson9760 13 күн бұрын
Missed you Jimmy. Glad you are back. You deserved your break!
@bobbytrevino2066
@bobbytrevino2066 13 күн бұрын
Austin showers 😂😂😂 your always with us Austin.. I was freaking dying 😂
@wettuga2762
@wettuga2762 13 күн бұрын
OMG Breaking The News was hilarious, I really needed that dose of laughter today!
@lynnettereede6887
@lynnettereede6887 13 күн бұрын
Raygun was totally unkoalafied to compete in the Olympics.
@carolrondou6161
@carolrondou6161 13 күн бұрын
I see what you did there
@paules3437
@paules3437 12 күн бұрын
Ha! So good!
@ronanmckeown9785
@ronanmckeown9785 13 күн бұрын
Take a bow whoever thought of dusting off Fish Heads. Brilliant.
@jonr4164
@jonr4164 13 күн бұрын
The last lady was funny, made all that silliness worthwhile.
@joelcosita
@joelcosita 13 күн бұрын
"Oh, IT'S happening!" That part got me😂😂😅
@DigitalChadLife
@DigitalChadLife 13 күн бұрын
I started losing it at the edible lotion Money Shot banner.
@stevenhubbard9015
@stevenhubbard9015 13 күн бұрын
Am I crazy or is it 12 ducks
@gingerhacks5131
@gingerhacks5131 11 күн бұрын
Came here for this. It WAS 12 ducks!
@mikeevans4051
@mikeevans4051 13 күн бұрын
We need more of breaking the news !!! That's fukkin funny !! 😂😂😂
@ERICRAWLO
@ERICRAWLO 13 күн бұрын
AWESOME 💯
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 13 күн бұрын
Damn. RFK looks scarier than Rudy.
@amberackerson5916
@amberackerson5916 13 күн бұрын
I don’t like when Biden is mocked.
@monpayscanada
@monpayscanada 13 күн бұрын
I would bet Biden himself gets a chuckle out of the “old “ jokes. He’s a pretty chill guy.
@amberackerson5916
@amberackerson5916 13 күн бұрын
@@monpayscanada yeah, you’re probably right. Still, it really bothers me. Insulting an incredible president when he’s down seems cruel, a cheap shot, not funny. And irrelevant bc hello he’s no longer running. Best President of my life time. He’s had enough mean spirited BS in his life. From the trump side it’s just going to happen. From the Harris side it’s like, enough already. Give it a freaking rest. But- that’s me.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 13 күн бұрын
Fish heads is the perfect trump song!
@denisedeacon7264
@denisedeacon7264 12 күн бұрын
So glad you are back. I miss you.
@ThomasStMary
@ThomasStMary 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel brightens me up
@shawnmcginnity3786
@shawnmcginnity3786 8 күн бұрын
😂 guess you don’t have much of a life
@Kiwitekediver
@Kiwitekediver 13 күн бұрын
Even Nickelback dont want him playing their music 😂😂😂
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 күн бұрын
Right. Who’s next to be offended? Florence Foster Jenkins? Gilbert Gottfried sings Cole Porter? Bea Arthur singing Single Ladies?
@paultrujillo2660
@paultrujillo2660 13 күн бұрын
It’s bout time you came back jimmy. I missed your funny Trump antics , it’s just not the same with out you. 😎🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 13 күн бұрын
Where the hell was he anyway?
@IncompleteTheory
@IncompleteTheory 13 күн бұрын
"Oh it's happening!" had full-on Kramer vibes LMAO
@CG68810
@CG68810 13 күн бұрын
RFK Jr is a clown.
@edwardrichardson7076
@edwardrichardson7076 13 күн бұрын
Another clown is Sen John Kennedy.
@PeterGriffin_3238
@PeterGriffin_3238 12 күн бұрын
@@edwardrichardson7076Maybe they are related !
@leightnite3056
@leightnite3056 13 күн бұрын
"Breaking the news" had me in tears!
@ro2670
@ro2670 13 күн бұрын
I’m not a Jimmy Fallon watcher. I’m sitting in a restaurant waiting so I clicked. Now everyone having lunch is looking at me at my table laughing out loud and in tears. That was my first BTN and oh my goodness!!
@cameronroberts4296
@cameronroberts4296 12 күн бұрын
@@ro2670 i'll wait with you here to see if anyone takes the troll bait
@ladedk
@ladedk 12 күн бұрын
I was screaming when he started pouring the ashes 😂😂😂😂
@b-dub6865
@b-dub6865 12 күн бұрын
@@ro2670You just watched Jimmy Kimmel, not Fallon. It’s ok, though. Everyone gets the Jimmy’s confused.😉
@b-dub6865
@b-dub6865 12 күн бұрын
@@cameronroberts4296 Haha! That’s funny. I’m not a troll, but I took the bait. Ha.😉
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