Trump Picks RFK Jr. To Run Nation's Health | Gaetz Nom Is A "F*** You" To America | Gabbard Is Aw…

[@TheSocratease]

Why are Republicans acting shocked and surprised? They enabled and supported and VOTED for all the bs.

[@erwb794]

I am happy to see true Republicans, not MAGA come out against these picks!

[@mariegarside8830]

​@@erwb794Where were those true Republicans during the last decade. Hiding ?

[@evanparsons1640]

Nah, they're still gloating about Kamala losing, they're a lost cause, the MAGA tribe.

[@Adam.Langton]

@@erwb794 Oh, you misspelled *pricks.

[@thomasb.2699]

​@erwb794 ...and yet in the end, they will do nothing.

[@ashleytaveras9035]

"We all should keep an open mind cause that's how the worm gets in." 😂

[@ZUPHERO]

🤣👍🏻

[@perunplague9794]

Colbert should do his Vax-Scene dance again! That'd drive the conservi-tards NUTS! 🤡🤡🤡

[@perunplague9794]

Colbert knows all about being a worm

[@alexandradaniele]

​​​@@perunplague9794Is it snowing in Russia yet?

[@Alex-vd6ve]

​@@perunplague9794You're so redundant.

[@summertunes4050]

Rest in Peace to all of us.

[@billsgotmedointhis]

Pretty much

[@lordlacolith]

I don't think peace is in the cards.

[@ryanbrochu3336]

More like Pieces.

[@jlui21]

-- cant spell peace without impeachment?

[@annramsey7907]

Rest in peace democracy & constitution for all, the right to life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness for women.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

The terrible guy chose terrible choices because his last group of terrible ring-kissers didn’t work out? Gasp. I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.

[@rrael]

It's a genius strategy. Inspired, really. 1) Hire the worst people for every position. 2) ............... 3) Profit.

[@machaelmus3843]

Surely you mean Biden? His cabinet is all unqualified DEI hires. Disgusting people.

[@00SmileTime00]

"Step 2, Question Mark?" Is definitely gonna be a title of one of the _dozens_ of tellalls we get from this admin lol

[@rrael]

@@00SmileTime00 Oh absolutely. It's a bit from a South Park episode. Which makes it all the more ridiculous.

[@00SmileTime00]

@@rrael THAT'S what it's from! I've been referencing it for so long I forgot what the origin point was lol

[@rrael]

@@00SmileTime00 Haha that's great. It's sadly accurate in this occasion. I swear Matt & Trey can see the future. It's the underwear gnomes episode. Never thought it'd be so relevant.

[@earlgrey4976]

We all died during Covid and this is hell

[@maxpower92]

​@@JP-nq7wfyou heard wrong, try harder

[@danielyoungblood8525]

Does the little baby, want mommy? 🍼😂😂😂

[@summertunes4050]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@JP-nq7wf Is this RFK Jr.’s burner account? That comment clearly written by someone whose brain has been eaten by a worm and is fully unqualified to be Secretary of Health.

[@summertunes4050]

@@danielyoungblood8525 Is this RFK Jr.’s burner account? Your comment clearly written by someone whose brain has been eaten by a worm.

[@stacytrowell6890]

​@@JP-nq7wfNobody on earth is worse than MAGA!!! Deliverance!!!😂😂

[@updatedjustnow271]

Oh boy. Polio. Typhoid. Shingles. Whooping cough. Tetanus. COVID. Flu. Pneumonia. Smallpox. Mumps. Measles. Diphtheria. Party time.

[@mroctober3657]

We're bringing back all the greatest hits.

[@JP-nq7wf]

Health Ranger says that Democrats are a suicide Cult. Do you agree?

[@fatimamirza2100]

Its a good thing you 🇺🇸 guys are so insular! 🙏🏽

[@derekstein6193]

Don't forget TB, e-coli, salmonella, tapeworms, and Mad Cow Disease; his decisions will also ruin food safety.

[@cybercat29]

​@@derekstein6193You forgot bird flu 😢

[@alansmitheejr.]

We're now all walking on eggshells that apparently we can no longer afford to buy.

[@BettyVeronica2.0]

Sad, but true. Also, good one.

[@mason96575]

It’s 1:15 am and all my neighbors are asleep - There’s a cat outside making long and loud “mouhhhhhhhhh” sounds - seemingly dragging them out - I went on my balcony and looked it straight in the eye and kinda sorta “told it”, but also raised my voice enough to immediately get its attention- but at the same time kinda hushed… but also fierce so it knew I was serious -

[@mason96575]

Omg wtf did I write?! So IM SO HIGH OMG

[@DeadBlonde_80]

Yeah avian flu has been killing birds and other animals. So it’s basically an act of god. Ha

[@kaiberberich1]

@@mason96575 whats the problem ? - it makes about as much sense as the big orange buffoon does

[@ftcdesigns]

I can't wait until it all comes apart at the seams.

[@RevCeleste]

Hopefully before the 2026 elections

[@KyleW-e9j]

It will but so will the country with these idiots in charge

[@leslieholm9542]

Since Elon will soon be discovered to have cheated through Starlink!

[@fr2ncm9]

@@RevCeleste If we even have elections.

[@fredwalden6767]

It already has.

[@nomadicroadrat]

Glad we emigrated back in 2016. Sometimes you don't need to read between the lines when you see the writing on the walls. For those staying to fight the good fight, bless your hearts.

[@alanah8784]

Where did you go? I've been feeling like this election will have global consequences

[@machaelmus3843]

Good. Stay out

[@rosliannmiller5517]

Did you mean that in the northern or southern intention of bless your heart?

[@North63Point]

@@rosliannmiller5517 LOL

[@user-tj9fd4uu8j]

Where did you go Somalia?

[@valramos2003]

That octopus predicting the outcome of World Cup games is more qualified to be a cabinet member.

[@willsmith39]

Don't tease me like this. If only Octopus would be nominated for department of education instead of Marjorie Taylor Greene

[@nancysmith8626]

Haha! That made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed it!

[@Zayna-z4s]

@@willsmith39 we need our children to learn of the giant Jewish space laser!

[@janatman]

At this point, I second that nomination.

[@WillPower46]

Qualifications ???? You voted for Harris! You cant make this insanity and lack of self awareness up. This is why you lost the election but you just can't see it can you?

[@hertzer2000]

"Swing wide, The Gates of Hell. Your Prodigal Son has returned."

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

That lunchables story is a real shame... I mean, how else is the future AG going to feed his dates now?

[@kingjamos2422]

With candy from the back of his van?

[@TheREALJosephTurner]

The day after the election, all of my Republican friends went on the typical bragging spree- which I fully expected. However, the minute Trump started releasing his cabinet picks, those same friends suddenly don't want to talk politics anymore. Could this be the quickest example of buyer's remorse ever seen?

[@odenkaz]

bring up the topic to them...make them uncomfortable

[@Pledgerful]

That never happened. Nice cope story though.

[@GettingBetterBuddhist]

Wait until the orange moron's tariffs kick in and the cost of living goes through the roof. Neither little donnie nor his followers understand how they work and it'll come as quite a shock.

[@gogreen7794]

​@Pledgerful Yes, because you've been around EVERY person who voted for Trump and now they want to talk how great the picks are. I'm sure there are some, though.

[@jgischer]

@@Pledgerful Go ahead and tell us why these cabinet picks are good for America. I'm listening.

[@HewJorgan]

Listening to RFK jr speak is like chewing a mouthful of Aluminum Foil.

[@stacytrowell6890]

I can't listen to his voice!!!

[@yourmomshouse6984]

You leftists would know all about that

[@perunplague9794]

Is RFK Hitler yet?

[@perunplague9794]

The left sure turned on him fast

[@kingjamos2422]

@@perunplague9794 Years ago is fast?

[@NewMessage]

When does Don Jr. get to head DEA?

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

I assumed Don Jr would be begging for the Head of Clinical Drug Trials at the DEA.

[@ryanbrochu3336]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bobbybabybobbybubbie]

It's only Thursday.

[@deborahchandler1815]

Ohhhhhhh, I didnt think of that, I can see that

[@1destinyslegacy]

Joe Rogan

[@Opus313]

Guaranteed, Donnie will take something 'too far'... he's already lowered the bar deep underground...

[@cybercat29]

And keeps on going to the Earth's core!

[@HumbleShallot]

And when he does, he’ll blame shift and everyone will believe him like always because they don’t wanna admit they were taken in by it all and on it goes

[@user-tj9fd4uu8j]

Dei?

[@NewMessage]

In good news today, The Onion bought Infowars. That's a real headline!

[@Uncle_GenX]

It's great news! They're going to continue selling dietary supplements - Alex Jones Tears are back in stock!

[@Opus313]

Of course... they both deal with 'fake news'...

[@Opus313]

Of course... they both deal with made up news...

[@birdsinparadise3113]

Best story ever

[@daveyboots79]

Who would have thought the humble onion could create such sweet irony

[@soulholders]

The "water turning kids gay" quote would've been a great segue into a joke about The Onion buying Infowars.

[@mason96575]

Omg did they really? OMG THAT’S SO DAMN PERFECT!! 🤣

[@soulholders]

@mason96575 They did!

[@mason96575]

@@soulholders WHAT?! Ahahahahah! I LOVE that so, so, SOOOOO MUCH!!! 🤣

[@clevergirl4457]

That news made my day😂

[@soulholders]

@@mason96575 What's great is they essentially paid nothing, because the Sandy Hook families wanted the money that Alex Jones owed them to go towards The Onion buying the entire Infowars company, supplements included.

[@foomp]

As someone born and raised in Hawaii, anytime I see her doing the shaka or talking about Aloha, I get infuriated. She's been hated by most people in Hawaii for the last decade. Anyone paying attention would know she had abandoned the islands since at least the last 5 years. Anyone that knows her history knows that her, like her extremist father, are hateful people who only want power.

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

Trump probably wants to have an affair with Gabbard!🤮💩👹🤡

[@jonahferguson5965]

Genuinely sorry for anyone living in the USA through all this. Living in Canada, I've had to turn off all the Trump news, and am even having a hard time listening to Colbert without getting cynical about what's going to happen to our world in the next four years.

[@jennymacallan9071]

As an American, this all scares the hell out of me.

[@Petrichor987]

I'm American, listening to Colbert is the only thing keeping me going rn.

[@pcnetworx1]

As bad as you think it's going to be. It's going to be 470x worse

[@Petrichor987]

@@pcnetworx1 thank you for your inspiring message of hope.

[@andypanda4756]

I'm an American watching all this from the far side of the planet, opposite the USA. I just hope it's a safe distance.

[@M3M3M32]

Trump is not really complicated. He just picks random nominations for people that has been loyal to him. He does not care about if they are qualified or have experience for the position. If you are on TV and / or say something nice about Trump you get a nomination.

[@MsCuriousturtle]

Exactly. He picks people with puckered lips!

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

And he picks people with nice racks. Alina Hubba Hubba for press secretary

[@TheNinnyfee]

They aren't even loyal to him, they just kiss his b..tt upfront and plot behind his back.

[@vickywitton1008]

Even if in the past you called him America's Hitler!

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

yes, obviously - their saving grace is that they are lazy and incompetent, so things can still be run by what remains of government trouble is, this sort of thing corrodes government

[@NusretTaras-o9q]

More Likes For Stephen Colbert 👍👍👍

[@JP-nq7wf]

Stephen Colbert? Enjoy him now because when the Epsti n list and the Diddy videos come out, he will be behind bars.

[@vic-vicrodriguez-krahl5333]

We love💙 Colbert!! -fans from Germany 🇩🇪

[@estellepretorius5099]

"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" swirls in my mind

[@iamelectric30]

Who ordered the Banana Republic with extra nuts?

[@ryanbrochu3336]

76 million Americans

[@perunplague9794]

Democrats

[@mmc339]

That was the last four years. There. I identified it for ya'

[@micromage6103]

I ordered a Banana Hammock. Sorry.

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

​@@perunplague9794you're even dumber than you seem if you think Dems voted in tRump.

[@aim9407]

I don't understand why Gaetz can't be criminally charged as a private individual even if he leaves congress

[@pickledragonrebel]

Blame garland, he refused to charge him.

[@angtxsun4460]

If the victim comes forward and seeks a District Attorney to press charges- yes he can! The sex assault of a minor is not an official duty of Congress. This could be an Epstein link, blackmail maybe?

[@Charlie-o5t]

Because there is no evidence he committed a crime. See, in the U.S. we have civil rights laws, and those laws require more than an accusation to arrest and prosecute a person. And thank goodness for these laws, it protects all kinds of people from different races, sex, religion, etc.

[@maymemont]

A government of wealthy criminals! Congrads to their stupid voters!

[@mzimm460]

because it fake you putz

[@00090rehpotsirhc]

This country is in deep 💩

[@swagedelic]

Canada looks very inviting now.

[@tristanjose2806]

I believe this applies to the entire world (from a horrified non-American)

[@helenknapp2084]

Thanks to ALL the people who voted for the tDump 😢

[@THEOTOCLAN]

and you want to keep the border and economy the same? hows that going?

[@Zayna-z4s]

@@swagedelic Go with our blessing.

[@nicholasmoore291]

Thoughts and tariffs to all his voters.

[@Charbasquirry]

Genuinely feel sorry for all Americans. Hope you pull through and someday, turn this around. The fact that 60% are living paycheck to paycheck, and this issue is not front and center, still amazes me

[@MrJimibarrett]

im australian and now america voted and now they have to live with it, i dont feel sorry for them, you cant revote, you have to accept it

[@MrJimibarrett]

americans have no one to blame but themselves, they ordered a shit sandwich and now they have to eat it 😃haha

[@amberandrews6842]

​@@MrJimibarrettas an American, who in fact didn't vote for that clown, three times I voted AGAINST that clown, I am kinda stunned that you think all of us deserve this. I also feel the need to point out, it could be really bad for everywhere else too...

[@jkap34]

​@@amberandrews6842 no doubt it will. It will affect the world economy. America is that powerful economically speaking

[@North63Point]

@@MrJimibarrett Now ? or Know ?

[@diannaschmidt6545]

Matt Gaetz looks like Jack Nicholson in the Shining 😳 Here's Johnny 😅

[@takata98]

I've long made the comparison of how scary it is that with the makeup and a costume you couldn't distinguish between him and Jack Nicholson's Joker!

[@jembozaba4864]

So, for Attorney General of the entire country, Trump chooses an ex lawyer who never participated in a SINGLE case before going to congress. Great choice America

[@learningearning8385]

And..congressional investigation of seggual misconduct plus drg use (allegedly)

[@jembozaba4864]

@@learningearning8385 Which will go nowhere now that he's resigned

[@bryanthomsen5551]

Putting Matt Gaetz in charge of the Justice Department would be like putting criminals in charge of our courts and law enforcement agencies.

[@Kelleeart]

Don't blame me! I didn't vote for this circus act.

[@JCTiggs1]

The orange clown is already creating a circus.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

the US has become one huge circus tent.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

he IS the circus. We've been abducted and forced into the tent

[@Positive_Tea]

Kamala would have been so boring 😭😭😭

[@b-dub6865]

But this is much worse than last time.

[@sonnyfaasala322]

It's not a circus. It will be a freakshow!😂😂

[@ggates2500]

Hire people you have dirt on because they're guaranteed to lick your shoes, eh.

[@donnaogorman4935]

There are no words....just no words.....🙏🇨🇦

[@NewMessage]

We aren't playing bingo anymore.. we're doing madlibs.

[@HayTatsuko]

Cards against Humanity, and Trump holds them all.

[@MultiBlack17]

We are totally________ This is _______crazy Welcome to ______

[@heartofdawn2341]

emphasis on "mad"

[@Turbojonny5]

More like playing Monopoly

[@joelnash8536]

I mean, the libs are pretty mad

[@peaoat3608]

And we've just had our final election.

[@laurie113]

Omg, America what have you done………

[@jimcab4279]

We elected a President that you didn't vote for. What's so hard to understand?

[@BettyVeronica2.0]

America rolled over to a wannabe dictator who rolled over for a real dictator.

[@JamieNoah638]

​@@jimcab4279 *a fascist There, fixed it for you.

[@perunplague9794]

We held a democratic election and Trump won the popular vote and the electoral college

[@andrew66862]

​@@jimcab4279 hard to understand how 70 million people can be so stupid

[@julieraymond-walters1481]

As though America's health system isn't bad enough.

[@kirkdandie]

What health system?

[@juinor67]

Here’s an idea. Take your show on the road and do it in a stadium. WrigleyField! Soldier Field! Rally the people and the resistance Stephen Colbert!

[@ScottAskins-t3n]

Idiocracy was a movie, now i think it is prophecy.

[@JP-nq7wf]

Yeah, we lived through it the past 4 years. Supreme court justices don't even know what a Woman is! LOL.

[@BettyVeronica2.0]

Documentary

[@TheDancerMacabre]

Idiocracy is about Eugenics. Also President Comancho appointed the most intelligent person on Earth to be Secretary of the Interior. When NotSure tanked the economy due to his decisions, he put him up for trial, sentenced him to rehabilitation, followed by apologizing and giving NotSure a full pardon. We would wish we live in such a society.

[@Taladar2003]

Little did we know that Idiocracy was the most optimistic future.

[@vickywitton1008]

I have been saying that for a while now!

[@GrandmaEllen]

All of these people are tasked with destruction of every department they touch.

[@coleengoodell7523]

Yep

[@mattwtf49]

The putin play book.

[@secondhandevil]

Yes, thankfully.

[@DesertPrimrose]

They're qualified to destroy things, that's for sure

[@dejugulators]

@@secondhandevilyou like ineptitude?

[@gbygby7by7by8nym8]

Elect a clown expect a circus

[@ManuelSuarez-p5t]

are you guys blind!??! have you seen the secretary of health now? RFK is ripped!!... foolios... gullable fools

[@MsCuriousturtle]

Elect a felon, expect crime.

[@perunplague9794]

Forgo the primary, forget the election

[@stacytrowell6890]

​@@SargoyDopamine-k5uNo excuses!!! Trump could be serious and pick better!!! Quit playing with people's lives!!!

[@stevechance150]

Trump needs cabinet members who will NOT turn against him and use the 25th Amendment.

[@thenormalberries6767]

Gonna be a rough few years for people who care about the constitution.

[@JP-nq7wf]

Why? The conservatives actually follow the constitution. The Democrats have been ignoring it for the past 4 years.

[@kellyyork3898]

More than a few years. Trump has tons of friends and relatives who will stay in office for decades.

[@icle-ytir]

Ever since January 6😂

[@gehtdianschasau8372]

The orange one will be Potus for the rest of his life. This probably was the last election until he dies. Or maybe there will be open elections in front of a firing squad. Murica, i'm dissapointed with you. Good luck!

[@MarcF.Nielssen]

The plan is not a few years but 1000.

[@AdvocatusDiaboliFin]

Make America Contagious Again.

[@darkwinter8]

This is not a Presidential cabinet. This is a junk drawer.

[@pondartinc4002]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mr.joshua6818]

Too bad the Democrats dropped the ball.

[@windy.way0]

With those strawberry candies

[@ManuelSuarez-p5t]

are you guys blind!??! have you seen the secretary of health now? RFK is ripped!!... foolios... gullable fools

[@davidebert8034]

You posted this yesterday, bot.

[@laalaa99stl]

Ask not what your brainworm can do for you...

[@ZUPHERO]

🤣👍🏻

[@mroctober3657]

Ich bin ein Brain worm.

[@ManuelSuarez-p5t]

are you guys blind!??! have you seen the secretary of health now? RFK is ripped!!... foolios... gullable fools

[@danielyoungblood8525]

You have a brain worm? Poor thing is starving to death.

[@JohnYoung-js1bl]

The worm acted alone.

[@NewMessage]

RFK Jr shouldn't be in charge of his own health, let alone anyone else's.

[@rampagephoenix1735]

Shouldn't, you mean.

[@ZUPHERO]

🤣 …so true!

[@NewMessage]

@@rampagephoenix1735 oops... nice catch!

[@pyjamagris]

Er... Have you looked at him shirtless?

[@perunplague9794]

How's the cult these days? Feeling a little lonely on the left?

Idiocracy coming true 500 years early

[@kellyyork3898]

Got my hands over my face. Can’t even look at what’s happening to America.

[@Opus313]

Roll out the welcome Matt to the Gaetz of hell...

[@nonripeloki8959]

😂

[@TevrenEndrigan]

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

[@TheMemoryPolice]

YUP. Colbert has been clowning for 8 years

[@nitinpatel1039]

Atleast Trump is not traitor he promised rfk and now kept his promise

[@andrew66862]

​@@nitinpatel1039 somebody who doesn't keep his word isn't a traitor, he's a liar. Trump is absolutely a liar. But he's also a traitor because he attempted to subvert the democratic process. So, yes, he kept his word on RFK, but you're still wrong in at least two ways.

[@zynathera8140]

@@TheMemoryPoliceyou are aware he’s a comedian right?

[@michalerudster1265]

You must be a sore loser. Trump is the man.

[@karissakline6765]

I’m going into popcorn sales this next 4 years 🍿

[@susanfanning9480]

Send me 4 cases up to the arctic . I think your sales will do well.😉

[@PDMolicki]

Just dont cook it in a seed oil... Actually, seriously.

[@BryanbFLYin]

I'm going into wine 😂 I'm going to drink enough to affect the market singlehandedly.😂 A little insider trading for you guys

[@nunureds837]

​@@BryanbFLYin😂😂😂

[@jerusalemblack1321]

🤣

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

Congratulations, America. Your journey to total 'Idiocracy' has reached its final destination. Shaking my head in disbelief here in Germany, even though I didn't expect anything else from Trump and the GOP.

[@honeybeastie1]

DO NOT PUT ALL AMERICANS IN THE IDIOT CATEGORY! Those of us who voted for Kamala take exception. You can't imagine how we feel having to live with this for four years The clown court is assembling. Most of them are criminals.

[@independentmedia1568]

Chuck Grassley was suffering from Mitch Mcconnellism for 30 seconds.

[@craigrussell7542]

Hey business leaders, not what you expected? Really? You know Trump will eat your faces too.

[@machaelmus3843]

Cope

[@Ottts22]

Feces?

[@OpticonVeritas]

​@@machaelmus3843 Is what my response will be to you when you get the call informing you that someone you love bled out in the hospital parking lot; refused treatment because politicians wedged themselves between them and the doctors. Cope and seethe at the wake, smug dipshit.

[@OpticonVeritas]

@@machaelmus3843 **shoots self in the foot** "LOLOLOLOL Y U MAD BRO?" Smug idiot.

[@RHCole]

​@@machaelmus3843 We are, thanks for the concern

[@charlesmartin1121]

Forget a basket of deplorables, Trump now has a whole cabinet full of them.

[@ManuelSuarez-p5t]

are you guys blind!??! have you seen the secretary of health now? RFK is ripped!!... foolios... gullable fools

[@pcnetworx1]

Basket? This is bigger than the Okefenokee Swamp

[@JP-nq7wf]

Being a deplorable and garbage we love the Cabinet! LOL

[@paulinetaylor451]

Read a good one today: "It's not a cabinet. It's a junk drawer!"

[@cybore213]

​@@pcnetworx1He's draining the swamp and refilling it with septic tank waste.

[@Nomad77ca]

I think America should turn tRumps inauguration into the largest protest in history. Give him the record breaking crowd he so desperately wants.

[@machaelmus3843]

Amazing how you’ll vote for a hag with no plan whatsoever but you wont for a guy with a proven track record. Cope harder pal.

[@nayeligarcia6516]

Totally agree ! Im in

[@joannebuehler9049]

Yes!!!!

[@nannettehuffman8397]

We did in 2016.

[@Turbojonny5]

Hmmm

[@hugoo1549]

All the "alpha males" call a 78 year old, overweight man who wears make-up their "Daddy"! It's so ironic, and disturbing!!

[@JP-nq7wf]

Have you seen the Democrat in charge of your health? OMG, LOL!!!!

[@realpoopypants]

He also shits his diapers.

[@StormyNatero-yd7sj]

Actually Thier not Alpha males those were Maga morons....you know dumbasses ....

[@perunplague9794]

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

[@andrew66862]

​@@JP-nq7wfexplain

[@j57897]

You keep us sane Stephen 💙💙💙

[@davidfl4]

Today with the RFK announcement it fully hit me just how absolutely 🦆ed we all are

[@Drenrocks531]

We still gotta do everything we can on a local level

[@PDMolicki]

at least we can talk about corporate control of food... in 4 years the alt left will rise

[@Kvothe3]

Wood ducked for a forrest engine?

[@Michael-s5s3r]

I love the way you replied absolutely xxxxx we all are that is hilarious

[@nathansullivan4433]

I wish we were 🦆ed, I love birds!! Trump on the other hand…🖕

[@JonPapizan]

Is this the beginning of the end of civilization?

[@HAmatelot]

To quote Winston S Churchill " this is not the end, or the beginning of the end, but it may be the end of the beginning "

[@rampagephoenix1735]

Its the end of Free civilization. The end of America, for certain.

[@harry19000000]

Not when the army restores democracy and get rit of imposters

[@susanfanning9480]

Pretty much....unless Americans with brains step up.

[@brycecupp9660]

Just the second coming of Satan 😈

[@christopherpike8269]

I loved the confused clap after the letter to Santa joke. Like we shouldn't be clapping for this, right?

[@dm-31024]

Good. Lunchables should be removed from the national food program…. It’s garbage not food. 9:14

[@beginwithin9620]

And the cruelty toward the factory-farmed animals is horrific.

[@BrandonRaffy]

This is the salt-mine that just keeps on giving! 😂 Great selections by President Trump.. especially Kennedy, Geatz, Homman and Hagseth. MAGA MCGA 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸

[@jeanmariani1496]

I see you have noticed the wacky choices being made by #45. Truly a smorgasbord of awful.

[@JP-nq7wf]

Give me a legitmate reason for your hate? I'll wait...........

[@andrew66862]

​@@JP-nq7wf the Raffensperger call

[@rosliannmiller5517]

​@@JP-nq7wf 34 felonies, putting a guy who had sex (paid sex) with underage individuals as AG, nepotism, with a side of despotic ideation? I mean it isn't exactly a short list

[@JP-nq7wf]

@@rosliannmiller5517 If he was quilty, I would agree with you. We have seen this Fascist administration weaponize the DOJ who takes a person and makes up crimes to prosecute them. If they DOJ won't prosecute Biden for inscest, Pedophila, child trafficking and treason. Why should we believe anything they do? They have all the evidence they need on Hunter's laptop,

[@NewMessage]

Gabbard is a Disney villain that they made TOO realistic.

[@charlesmartin1121]

RFK Jr. is going to reintroduce leeches and bleeding out the bad humors.

[@JP-nq7wf]

You are opposed to getting rid of the Chemtrails in the sky and the poisons in our food? European countries refused to buy our food because of the toxins in it.

[@Catchow-d7h]

@@JP-nq7wfwith trumps deregulations chemtrails and poison in our water will get worse

[@jedi10101]

@@JP-nq7wf get your brain checked for worms! ASAP!!

[@SpunkySapphic]

​@@jedi10101That's not very helpful lol

[@JP-nq7wf]

@@jedi10101 Worms? I guess facts throw you off? Okay, I get it.

[@Starfals]

RIP US, not only the country, but as in us everyone too.

[@thomasschott1044]

THANKS STEPHEN FOR KEEPING AMERICA SANE THANK YOU TO YOU AND FAMILY GOD BLESS YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JP-nq7wf]

Stephen Colbert? Enjoy him now because when the Epsti n list and the Diddy videos come out, he will be behind bars

[@Opi_Baettlebeard]

How is everyone else coping because I feel like I'm losing my mind

[@aint2proud2meg]

My sister and I have a daily call where we shriek about it all, then we deliberately change the subject to something stupid and unimportant. It’s helping me to not spiral.

[@maryhobbs4183]

Please find a hobby, don't drink too much and do not watch too much news. Everyone I know is struggling.

[@oshunbleu6511]

I've had suicidal ideation since the rigged election was called for this dictator .... and the people who bravely gave their lives to save us from someone like this stealing our country were basically spit upon . If our democratic leaders that are in place right now, hand over the white house and all of the positions ..... They are giving our Constitution to a fire. There will be no honor left in America.

[@edification567]

@@Opi_Baettlebeard Calm, calm, calm. Don't get worked up about any of it. Remember, easy come, easy go. The circus is in session.

[@darkhorse7460]

I periodically walk around the house going over specific points mainly that this is called a dictatorship and some random streams of consciousness coupled with explaining tariffs. My teen daughter is over it all and just responds "Canada," periodically.

[@TimBorg]

boycott USA AND ALL ELON MUSK BRANDS

[@takata98]

He's going to have lots of unsold vehicles on lots across the nation. Without the incentive of the $7500 EV Tax Credit and a 30% tariff they will be priced out of the market. dealers will suffer and many associated jobs will be lost.

[@maddiehauersperger5406]

Was half asleep finishing this clip then heard the band jamming out Birdland. What i wouldn't give to hear them play that live!

[@yourmaker8786]

they're going to hurt people.

[@hanscombe72]

I just can’t believe the lunacy has started this fast!

[@edification567]

CIRCUS is on!

[@mrsgarcia4391]

🎪

[@Positive_Tea]

He called RFK Jr nepo-maniac 😅😂😂😂omg

[@JohnDoe-pk2hs]

Strong desire to drink vodka" "Wwwway ahead of your bro

[@arlenerubenstein6762]

Father Bobby is rolling around in his grave wishing he could fix all this. What a country we live in now!

[@00SmileTime00]

One more thing we can thank the CIA for 😭

[@sd560]

America is screwed now!🤮🤮🤮🤮 Thanks Stephen for keeping us sane during these dark times.😢

[@jasongray6341]

I really like what you've done here with the emojis

[@Tscharle]

This is a kakistocracy

[@kellygoodman4773]

Getting my flu and covid shots before January and before the plague of RFK descends upon us. Hello, preventable diseases like measles, pertusis and polio. We should really enjoy these next 4 years.

[@HeavilyCensoredKitty]

I was looking forward to getting the Replicon Shot but now the Loon is in charge it’s not gonna happen 😮😢

[@pcnetworx1]

Iron lungs will be common by the end of this term

[@takata98]

One thing for sure, you can guarantee no matter how bad or irresponsible RFK decisions are M-tG won't attempt to disparage him the way she did Dr Fauci.

[@jandrews6254]

Well, since they OBVIOUSLY will lead by example, they and their kids will be first to succumb. Right? Or, like when their very young daughters are pregnant, they’ll lead by example and force her to carry to term even if it kills her. Right?

[@Terrence-Johnson]

Bring on the comet!!!

[@shewolf2584]

Jason Momoa in Aquaman, almost made me wish I wasn't a 60 year old lesbian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@five-toedslothbear4051]

I’m a 61-year-old bisexual, and I need to see that film even though I heard that the plot was awful.

[@Elan-Immortal]

It is a Confederacy of Dunces meets the Lord of the Flies cabinet.

[@five-toedslothbear4051]

Yeah, but a true genius did not come into the world… Wow, I actually read both of those books when I was young.

[@deborahchandler1815]

If we dont laugh we'll cry, im doing both !!!!

[@jfkn5922]

And what's for MTG ? Laser program ? 😂

[@davidweyant9356]

In charge of NASA.

[@Jehu-f2d]

Secretary of Education.

[@LindaMoon-xq1qm]

Propaganda 🤧

[@billsadler3]

'Gee, Don, I sure wish you could make this little thing go away..." "What if I make you Attorney General?" "Neato! That would be swell! can I have a plane, too?!" "I'll see what I can do..."

[@Lepidopterous.]

9:01 I didn’t even know Lunchables was a part of school programs to begin with. That’s disgusting.

[@Solange1988]

Thanks a lot for making us laugh during this difficult time.😂

[@socon3981]

When are people going to realize Trump is mentally UNSTABLE!

[@machaelmus3843]

How so?

[@davidg3944]

Half the country is unstable. The other half decided not to vote in high enough numbers to save the first half.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@machaelmus3843 let's see, word salad, wanting his political enemies killed, etc.

[@jandrews6254]

PEOPLE already did. MAGAts haven’t had their noses rubbed in the 💩they voted for sufficiently as yet

[@jeff7764]

It’s like putting Jeffrey Dahmer in charge of the morgue.

[@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp]

@@jeff7764 or Dracula in charge of the blood bank.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Or Matt Gaetz in charge of the... Oh wait, that one is happening. Crap.

[@MegaAidamaria]

falling..falling..behind a wall of ignorance…wake up Americans….sorry for my people living there

[@lucillecote7573]

A paper government will be blown away with wind…be the wind

[@pascalgaudreau1381]

I hear New Zealand will be nice for the next 4 years... Also Australia? Yeah, RIP USA... it sure was nice to have you around these last 248 years... looking forward to the newest autocracy...

[@TraceyBurton-gs6jm]

Come to Australia or New Zealand.

[@UlfilasNZ]

Yes most welcome!

[@learningearning8385]

Considering Thailand or Belize or Spain

[@punkressph1]

Philippines too

[@Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCars]

He's going to insist that every house has a worm farm for y'know ..''holistic care'' One can only hope, just like Trumps last administration, that more than half will be gone in the first 6 months.

[@jsexton54]

Then who they be replaced by certainly not by anyone more capable.

[@NikolaHoward]

Hey, composting is a fine fine thing... If you live in an apartment though, you want the council to be collecting food waste and doing the compositing for you...

[@BassRck50]

The not funny part IS: That only the ones who go along with it Will GET those positions!

[@SnyderEMarx5]

You voted for this America. Enjoy.

[@JP-nq7wf]

We are basking in the glory, Thanks!

[@RevCeleste]

​@@JP-nq7wf😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢

[@arg5994]

Not me

[@aivijk]

Stock up on N95 masks and hand sanitizer we remember how difficult they were to find during COVID. Just be prepared in case they screw up some new pandemic in the next 4 years.

[@JP-nq7wf]

Oh the Deep State is already trying to scare you with the Bird Flu or haven't you heard about that yet? Yes, run and hide!

[@takata98]

Don't forget to buy that China made Bidet Toilet Seat! with a 30% tariff and another toilet paper shortage it could get messy if you don't.

[@Pecisk]

COVID will come back and bird flu is finding its wings already.

[@davebicker8618]

The covid testing equipment will all be with Mr Putin, courtesy of the Big Orange Gimp.

[@batfink274]

The good news is they'll all be fired within a year.