Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like the Harris-Walz campaign selling friendship bracelets after Taylor Swift's endorsement, Donald Trump rejecting a second debate against Kamala Harris and SpaceX completing the first all-civilian spacewalk.
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[@janedoe3915]

A group of guys wearing Trump hats stole my pet cow and chicken and cooked them for dinner. I’m still heartbroken over the loss. 😥 My town has also had some couches go missing. Not sure if it has anything to do with it but it occurred around the time JD Vance had a rally in my town.

[@CeliaDias-s2m]

Loved it 😂

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

Except for the fact that Haitians were caught eating some ladies cat in providence Rhode Island. Guys from Guatemala eating someone’s cat in Massachusetts as well. Don’t know why this is so crazy to someone. Like your joke was implying if we went to another country and saw a cow we would think hey maybe they’re going to make burger out of that. Well in other parts of the world people do eat cat, dog, frogs etc. so why is it surprising that these people that come to the United States are hungry and they hunted food. It was someone’s cat…. Remember in 2016 people called Trump racist for wanting to stop illegal immigrants from entering our country but now it’s ok because democrats say it’s a problem. Maybe in a few years everyone will be choking on there words when there animals are being eaten. Facts hurt but facts are facts. Trump 2024

[@CharlieMessing]

@@DeadVegaInSpain unproven facts are not facts.

[@aatronetti5547]

@@CharlieMessing But ... but ... "I saw it on TV"

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

@@CharlieMessingwhat’s unproven about people in china eating dogs and Americans eat cows. Some places in the world people will marry a cow. Facts are facts

[@bibekpoudel5745]

Two things: 1) 37% of the people polled ‘thought’ that Trump won the debate ?! 2) If Trump’s team doesn’t think that Taylor Swift’s endorsement matters*, why did they use AI images of her endorsing Trump?

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

95% of all "polls" I get are MAGArepu...

[@tTimba]

For engagement and views

[@SirenScorpio]

​@@tTimba they could have found other way yet they choose this because they know how strong Taylor engagement is with her fans.. if you were trying to defend the #45, you didn't do a good job

[@camarada6456]

@@bibekpoudel5745 la flaca barrigona no me importa. Es un titere de las mafias. Mujer sin ética ni moral alguna

[@jennieoh8543]

@@SirenScorpio Bingo!!!!!

[@TheyreEatingTheDogs-o2r]

GUYS PLEASE GO AND VOTE CAUSE NOTHING WILL MATTER IF YOU DON'T VOTE. SHE'S WON THE DEBATE THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE WON.🙏

[@hughjorg4008]

Absolutely, KAMALA said, "do not trust the polls very much and vote in November." 💙 . Also, Trump voters tend to lie during the polls because they are renegades who want to destroy the American democratic process.

[@hughjorg4008]

TRUE. Kamala said, "do not trust the polls too much, and make sure you vote in November." 👍

[@junewebb-baptiste2409]

Please keep checking your voter registration. VOTE BLUE ALL THROUGH!

[@chanelcarlson3001]

💙💙💙💙

[@jacobsims8307]

hey Mike, I’m gonna vote, stop yelling at me

[@beverleybender2545]

Taylor Swift drives more than 405,000 visitors to voter registration site. JD said that Taylor's endorsement won't have any effect.

[@christopherscustoms3722]

Those votes need to be in key battleground swing states. Popular vote is trumped by the electoral vote. pun intended.

[@not-a-bot-rb8xk]

Just Dumb vance

[@hughjorg4008]

My calculation is 14,000 votes for KAMALA from Taylor Swift in *PENNSYLVANIA* in 24 hours.💙 (I used 400,000 votes, divided by 538 electoral votes and then multiply for 19 electoral votes for Pennsylvania). 👍

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Then why did they use her image claiming she was endorsing 🍊?

[@bkirstie]

@@courtneybrubaker9738🤥

[@setamanaha4704]

PLEASE STOP BERATING BIDEN. He's done an amazing job and he didn't allow ego to stand in the way when he felt that he was holding his party back. He's the ONLY reason we have the Kamala/Walz ticket now. He's a true patriot and one of the most decent of men and it makes me sick when I see you "comics" making him the butt of your jokes.

[@CactusGal]

Agreed. Love Jimmy, but please stop. President Biden deserves respect. Save the old jokes for trump.

[@proudgrandmaof4]

My thoughts too. You have more than enough on Trump to keep you going. Wonder how you will be performing at President Bidens age.

[@простадівчина]

He has been a GREAT President for our country. During a very rough time to come in, he handled it all with courage, intelligence and charm. I will never LIKE a skit that dumps on him for cheap laughs. Thanks for your comment.

[@mandyharewood886]

Gimme a break, Snowflake! I laugh at my aging process daily. It's a fact of life.

[@mandyharewood886]

​@@CactusGalOld is old. Stop being a hypocrite!

[@pennymcnaughton5963]

Love Jimmies impersonation of Trump!

[@407kc9]

“They’re eating the dogs!” _- Donald J. Trump 2024_

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump should love dogs: you don't have to pay to see them pee.

[@RuthLopez-tn3uv]

Presidential quote that will go down in history.....

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump should love dogs: you don't have to pay to see them pee.

[@leannevandekew1996]

@@RuthLopez-tn3uv Trump should love dogs: you don't have to pay to see them pee.

[@robertjamesonmusic]

They’re eating the cat!!! They’re eating!!!…

[@Michael-po9og]

And Trump will declare himself the winner of The Cardigan Classic!

[@kellyphx]

With 18 holes-in-one!

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

Well he said he’s much better looking than Kamala so he’s also going to declare he won the Mrs America Beauty Pageant. The really scary part will be 30 % of Americans will believe it.😊

[@debramiller8950]

Making fun of old people is lazy. Just you wait and see.

[@junewebb-baptiste2409]

And shows a lack of manners and decorum

[@ankhpom9296]

Will he live to old age?

[@bigemugamer]

Making fun of old people is fine because let's face facts. We are all going to be there and then we are all going to be made fun of and we're all going to be like. Yeah it's funny because I made those jokes too. On a side note, old white rich millionaires are the last demographic you can make fun of Colbert said it. It's a thing.... I think it was Colbert that said it... might have been Fallon

[@elementeight8]

Ageism is boring and I’m tired of it too. The writers on this show are average at best.

[@Jojo-bm4tb]

fox news do it all the time.

[@hughjorg4008]

In the last 24 hours, 400,000 young Americans registered to vote for the first time by using the link provided by *TAYLOR SWIFT* .💙My calculation is 14,000 votes for KAMALA from Taylor Swift in PENNSYLVANIA in 24 hours.💙

[@camarada6456]

@@hughjorg4008 poor People without concience. They are stupid People. Without brain. Only robots

[@LindaC616]

400,000 clicked on the link

[@stevea2909]

@@LindaC616 How many young voters registered because of trump?

[@LindaC616]

@stevea2909 not sure yet, I'm sure they'll tell us when they know

[@maxoleson962]

@@stevea2909

[@WatrfrontTampa]

Kamala is a PROSECUTOR, she was an intelligent attorney (warrior) with decorum in that debate. She did her job, and would trample him again with his lies. The entire world is laughing at this lunatic. I am a Republican voting for ---- Go Harris/Walz!

[@hughjorg4008]

We are voting for *KAMALA* this November because we want to be able to vote again in 2028.💙

[@enchilada2102]

You can type all you want, Trump is going back into office. ❤

[@eraminchrist1829]

Have you lost your mind!!! He's not a lunatic!!! He's a man who cares about America. Do you really want fake Kamala running the country? Ugh! Her lies weren't fact checked!

[@klemziusklm7248]

she didnt answer 1 question lol you are delusional

[@kickbuttme]

This comment is not going to age well LOLLOLLOL XD

[@Jesse-ze5np]

I love the "Thank You Notes" bit.

[@steveevans7050]

In my city, there were and are people stealing and killing pets to make drums with their skin -to make money, because they were poor. It does happen more then people realize not for food, but money. These people would sell the drums to local hippy shops and were white people.

[@user-pm4sk8rh2g]

Little dissappointed. I watched you Trump show 4 years back, but I guess they wouldn't allow you to air him again. Your previous one was much better. But I'm more sad for you, you're like Bill Maher, but you're just a little behind, you wanna make good jokes to all sides but boy you gotta caution not to put him in a good light

[@pc_browne]

You work for tRump when are you not running damage control?!? Lol😅

[@jimgage8095]

After Tayler Swifts endorsement, Trump just needs to find how many more votes

[@vanessawortham3002]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@convon712]

Did anybody else notice that Muir continually called Trump "Mr. president"? We only have one President at a time and at tbis time it ain't Trump!

[@простадівчина]

They are always referred to as Mr. President, for the rest of their lives, as grating as it is to hear him addressed that way. Yes, I noticed.

[@SirenScorpio]

As the person above me rightfully stated, anybody who holds the title is generally called Mr. President thereafter..... That being said, most presidents who get called that do not try to incite insurrections and lie about losing an election. So for that reason it is very irritating to hear him be referred to with such respect when he doesn't even have the respect for the people that he served.

[@gothic_ace2037]

Actually they are referred to as former president, no one calls any of the other former presidents "president"

[@jameshershberger8085]

@@gothic_ace2037 it is tradition for all former Presidents to be called Mr. President. In 2016 Hillary Clinton was in an interview, maybe on the Tonight Show, talking about how if she won it'd be interesting for her to be called Madame President since her husband is often referred to as Mr. President.

[@tim_peaky]

A convicted man should loose the honor of being called Mr president!

[@poolelasssb]

Trump needs carting off to the funny farm. Seriously how that man became a president in the first place baffles me. Kamala litterly kicked butt in her final debate. I'm in the uk but seeing these two there's no question Kamala needs to be president for everyone's sakes.

[@shastadaisey]

Thank you so much from a distant perspective. This orange ick is very dangerous. He said if we vote for him, we'll never have to vote again. His maggots don't understand that he plans on having a dictatorship. You can't reason with people like that. Hate crimes have increased since he was president. If he doesn't want immigrants here, why did he marry two? Does that make his kids half immigrants? Plz pray for our country. God Bless you.

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

She made her lies more convincing. She’s going to keep the green new deal. So pretty much no matter what she says it will never put more $$ in your pocket. Facts

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

Yeah and we should definitely listen to someone from a different country about who should be our president. That’s like looking to the other team to pick our quarterback. Bet they pick the one that sucks the most

[@shastadaisey]

@DeadVegaInSpain opinions from someone in another country is a valuable thing to know. They're not invested. They can be objective . I think their opinion matters.

[@r.t.birlove7908]

@@DeadVegaInSpainwhat made you think they’re lies

[@leannevandekew1996]

Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Baron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.

[@MrTimtimon]

Watching the debate, being neither Republican or Democrat or for that matter from the US. How anyone can think Trump is not a weird lying narcissist is beyond me. This is like an MMA fighter getting choked out and then claiming victory.......

[@shastadaisey]

@@MrTimtimon very astute observation. Thank you.

[@user-pm4sk8rh2g]

I'm really sorry to hear this. What news media to you access?

[@blancalush4094]

Not funny anymore the Biden walk.

[@teve90]

@blanca, quit your whining, Hella yea it's still funny. So is chump's lunacy

[@Neelinmact]

You can loosen up a bit , don’t become like trump supporters

[@carolsmith9817]

I agree

[@RealBradMiller]

Biden can take it. We love him.

[@freya8133]

Why do ya always got to be dogging Joe Biden?

[@intentionallyleftblank7286]

Agree totally.

[@ReneeLibby-cv8vf]

lazy mediocre writing

[@valiaudet3415]

Biden served his country well. Stop with the older person put downs. Oh except when it relates to Trump. However, there's so much comic relief talking trump😅😅

[@olivergarrick1175]

Literally the best Trump inpression.Jimmy's did so far it was hilarious 🤣

[@enchilada2102]

You edited your posts and yet you spell words incorrectly. Typical libtard NPC that watches Fallon unironically.

[@steveevans7050]

In my city, there were and are people stealing and killing pets to make drums with their skin -to make money, because they were poor. It does happen more then people realize not for food, but money. These people would sell the drums to local hippy shops and were white people.

[@rohanadwant6396]

That lawyer guy said He's on Kimmel 3:59 😂😂😅

[@steveevans7050]

In my city, there were and are people stealing and killing pets to make drums with their skin -to make money, because they were poor. It does happen more then people realize not for food, but money. These people would sell the drums to local hippy shops and were white people.

[@Scentedrapper48-qn2hf]

Was that on purpose or accident

[@dionflynn]

@@Scentedrapper48-qn2hf On purpose.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

I am not the ONLY one who gets them confused, then.

[@pepsiwepsi1952]

That’s the joke.

[@honpot2016]

biden jokes are getting old, i hope jimmy they don't make fun of the way you walk when you get older.

[@kookootrix1978]

Yep. Even more than being ageist, it's just stale and repetitive.

[@liaberrocal8276]

I actually like that he can make fun of both Trump and Biden, I don't think Biden mind.

[@beckymiller5907]

The bit with the divorce lawyer was cute, but I'm REALLY sick of the disrespectful jokes about the president's age. They are not good-natured or funny, either.

[@cnsohm]

100% agree!

[@janestarr4403]

The phrase, 'raining cats and dogs' came from the time when the cats and dogs did sleep in the thatched roof of a home. When it rained to hard, the soaked roof would collapse and the animals did fall through the roof into the house. Therefore; it really was raining cats and dogs. (Just a bit of trivia, but don't tell Trump. He'll start selling 'pet proof' umbrellas.)

[@ferretgirl013]

Jimmy, you're often really funny. Making fun of President Biden for his age is not cool. You must hope like heck that you're half as good at 81 as he is

[@mandyharewood886]

Gimme a break! I laugh at my aging process every day! It's much better than crying and helps me to cope with my new limitations.

[@sophelet]

@@mandyharewood886 That's you making fun of YOURSELF. Go ahead!

[@robertmarmaduke186]

Jimmy makes $100,000 for a 20 minute monologue by reading a script by a Democrat producer.

[@kookootrix1978]

Yep, and even more than being ageist, those jokes are just stale and repetitive.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@Deppluv]

Drunk people act smart 🤣🤣

[@amberd.883]

Divorce lawyer is my favorite new character. Unlike Trump, I'd elect that guy for president.

[@davidrea9898]

Getting at Biden is stupid.......

[@stevea2909]

Keep-up, David, Biden is out of the race. Opioids take a toll!

[@steveevans7050]

In my city, there were and are people stealing and killing pets to make drums with their skin -to make money, because they were poor. It does happen more then people realize not for food, but money. These people would sell the drums to local hippy shops and were white people.

[@Condo_pets]

As someone from Jersey that's hilarious 😂

[@suzzimarton902]

Trump doesn't want to debate our Vice President Kamala Harris again because within the 5 minutes of being on stage how was vice president became a veterinarian and decided to neuter Trump😅

[@elizabethmarquez4859]

Maybe the 91% were cats, dogs, ducks, and hamsters. Not the humans!

[@lanceash]

I wish Fallon was a little more hard-hitting like Kimmel and Colbert or Seth. Really stick it to Trump. But he doesn't want anyone to think badly of him.

[@steveevans7050]

In my city, there were and are people stealing and killing pets to make drums with their skin -to make money, because they were poor. It does happen more then people realize not for food, but money. These people would sell the drums to local hippy shops and were white people.

[@kookootrix1978]

Yeah Jimmy's scared. Just in case the election goes bad, he trying to avoid being sent to a detention camp 😂😂 Harris/Walz 2024! 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗳🗽

[@BrianLockett]

Fallon has _always_ been the more G-rated, family-friendly of the late night hosts. He doesn't even use profanity. Why would he try to be something else, then? Let the man be.

[@roseannefaubert5471]

He said he’s on kimmel. He’s on Fallon!!!! Funny though

[@JasminemPolyanthum]

It makes the Trump Comparison extra Chef's Kiss, lol

[@ReneeLibby-cv8vf]

anybody doing Biden jokes at this point is being lazy and sub-mediocre.

[@FreddyKurganNimmo]

0:30 - WTF does MTV even have to do with music anymore? When do they actually show music videos to warrant having an awards show for them?🤔🤷‍♂️

[@KellyBrielmaier]

I also feel that is what disrespectful to have it on 9/11.

[@emeraldhills777]

Really appreciate you Jimmy!

[@Simonlazarus-n3u]

This the best late night show💙🇺🇸

[@ADe-n3d]

Jimmy not funny about Biden. That was unrespectful. You too will probably be old in the future.

[@kookootrix1978]

Those jokes are so repetitive and uncreative.

[@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1]

Loved the divorce lawyer skit @ 3:30.

[@helfmeyerglenn491]

Sorry Jimmy, but the other Jimmy is killing it right now.... still love ya tho' !!

[@christopherdollbaum8819]

The black cats taste like licorice. Trust me...

[@Tak-o9f]

To the surprise of no one 🤣 lil 🐥 rump lost HUGELY 🤣

[@dangroz03]

0:20 “ People in Ohio are eating all the black cats all the cats are being eaten” 😂😂😂

[@djish3223]

Divorce lawyer was Awsome! This guy needs to host.

[@moviebuff6490]

The divorce lawyer skit was fantastic! Vote BLUE 💙

[@Strange_Shadow214]

I need that lawyer's number 😅

[@billybillz4443]

Snoop dogg couldn’t make it because PEOPLE IN OHIO ARE EATING ALL THE DOGS lmao 😂 I’m dead

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

See yourself out 😅😅

[@billybillz4443]

@@patriciamurfitt4590 u sound like a trumper. Hey, according to trump we eating cats and dogs in this country. Hide ur dog. Imma eat dat b^tch

[@theemporersnewclothes]

My favorite Jimmy

[@catherinebossy4969]

"Meanwhile, Trump's still convinced he won the debate and is even posting polls from weird sites that claim he won 91% to 9%. But it makes sense 'cause that's the same poll site that found that 99% of men preferred the middle urinal." 😂😂👍

[@visariosorino8034]

To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤😊

[@josiethompson42]

Thank you 🙏🏽 same to you

[@visariosorino8034]

@@josiethompson42 🙏🙌😊

[@bryannguyen8440]

Post something that is related to the video please

[@bryannguyen8440]

@@josiethompson42it’s a comment bot.

[@brendaaghahowa8324]

Thanks. Same to you.

[@francescoventura8324]

TRUMP refuses for second debate wy ? He doesn't think that the first one it's over 😂😂😂😂

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Absolutely Brilliant!💕🙏👊

[@moirastephens5671]

Vote Blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@mariontarvis6441]

Nightime is the right time for that subject matter. But, flashback, Jim Fallon is the Thank You note comedian! Classic!

[@NusretTaras-o9q]

More Likes For The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 👍

[@citizenlaw7159]

Dogs and cats and geese ...

[@Michael-po9og]

Oh, my!

[@TheYellowBusLifeReset]

The pumpkin spice lattes was so mean and so wholesome both at the same time, I’ve never seen it served like that before….😂😂😂

[@saxmidiman]

The funniest thing is hearing people laugh at people getting old. YOU DON'T THINK YOU ARE GOING TO ALSO? Yep, I Love America!😶‍🌫😎

[@Barricade379]

Breaking news! People all over the country are eating dogs! Hotdogs

[@leodouglas7343]

DJ Khaled is not suitable for you, Jimmy. I mean, out of all the celebrities, you picked a pariah and a man shunned by his own people.

[@justins4647]

Whenever I want to not laugh, I turn on Fallon. Thanks, Jimmy! 👍

[@jpstellaer]

I'm on Kimmel right now!

[@bcb7443]

Prosecutor versus Perpetrator! The debate was not even close!! 🔵

[@bombheadgames9565]

Isn't debating what a president is actually there for!?

[@graphicallydeb9897]

Let’s go! VP candidates- your up! Debate time!

[@michaelriley9884]

Too much yelling and self promotion!

[@terrancejanvier]

If Trump loses in November do you think he will go away or will he cry for the next four years

[@timmieBob012]

Baby they captured that energy in the bit @3:46 - 5:23… lmao like that’s literally Trump but Trump don’t even finish his sentences before he moves on to the next crazy thought. It’s so chaotic

[@venkarri8534]

Late night is going to have fun with this “eating dogs” stuff from debate forever.

[@FlatFrank]

1:43 "Where am I 😮" 😅😅😅😅

[@nilesefrancis9894]

I don't care what y'all say the Biden jokes will never get...old lol

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

If I knew her name, I would THANK a "Childless Cat Lady"! She was evicted because she adopted two more cats, after this Apartment Building had changed it's policy to "No Pets"! She was evicted, and I have this apartment!

[@jamessuper7855]

Did he just copy Colbert? Braclets an ankle monitors are from a skit. Is he a Carlos Mencia?

[@CarolKnoles-c5m]

So enjoy jimmy fallons personality

[@squarelanguage]

Trump originally asked for 3 debates with Kamala. She said, "we'll see.." Now we see 🙈

[@Elijah-qu6tt]

1:40 that sent me to heaven 😂💀

[@Christine-jz1qj]

Your 1rst Divorce Lawyer was funny.🥰

[@margaruiteallen5920]

Agree!! Biden does not deserve disrespect!!

[@learntocode0044]

Jimmy, I just took back my "like" button because you took the 'Old" debate much too far. We already knew he was old. It does nothing at all for you to attack him like he's old. AGEISM, anyone?

[@stephanielight4161]

If you wouldn’t trust your daughter alone with Trump, why the hell would you trust him with your country? Vote BLUE all the way down the ticket!

[@kookootrix1978]

And we wouldn't trust JD to move our couch!! (Warren) 😂😂😂

[@genejoost6718]

That's a good point and how can you vote for someone who constantly lies and divorced from reality if he thinks he won debate just like he won the last election 11:23 wome

[@DonnieAlen]

A true American patriot doesn't shy away from a fair fight. Isn't that right, Donald?

[@jeanneratterman4174]

Right. But he is a 🐓 buk buk buks are all he cares about.

[@vickibwarren9722]

Great show Jimmy ❤

[@user-yy4jo9pk2b]

Great show!😅😂🤣 Toxic Trump impersonation voice & actions are perfect except for your own sweet smile - Trump’s OLD felon face is usually scowling.🙄👿 Love the tune as you’re writing ✍️ thank you notes 🎶! He’s always on queue perfectly! 👏

[@Bmonique0001]

Me: Hello police! Someone just ate my cat right out of my arms while I was trying to nap on my couch. Police: Describe what they look like? Me: Smalls hands, bad orange makeup he had a Hannibal Lectur t-shirt, and bad hair.lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CuteKAS]

Trump is too old apparently. Dropping out soon?😂

[@kc10man]

But I thought Trump was a Master Debater?

[@danboyd2725]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of debating Harris.

[@1863X]

Third debate. Now is time she speaks alone 🤣🤣🤣 She is a lier....

[@DerekHoscorner]

Jimmy Fallon debates campaign awesomeness job

[@piscatorial5666]

Trump already had two debates. It’s Kamala who’s too chicken to debate on Fox when it was offered

[@f1rocks2190]

Speaking of Taylor swift her KZbin channel has been overtaken by CR7 with over 60 million subscribers.

[@tim_peaky]

Trump is chicken! 🐥

[@conniegalbavy6550]

Trump is selling everything including the shirt off his back is cutting up his suit selling it in swatches you know for fighting 5,000 or something if you get lucky you might find one with his signature around there everybody😂😂

[@SunMoonRebel]

The attorney bit ☠️☠️💀💀💀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🪦

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

New restaurant chain: SFP... "Springfield Fried Pets"... ;-P

[@viksaggu9085]

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