Truth or Dare - Hilariocity Review

[@theFLICKpick]

The good thing about shitty movies, they always make for better reviews.....

[@willermerins3588]

Kush Patel 👏👏👏

[@sirtoby4939]

That's not the only good thing about them. They also enhance ones appreciation for average movies. I mean, once you've tasted shit, McDonalds doesn't seem too unappealing...

[@Rachel-96]

Best cross over review 😄

[@Casanova-Frankenstein_93]

poetry

[@raphses6871]

That is very true. I wholly agree on that.

[@AllgoodthingsTv]

This movie had a budget of $3.5 million and made $92 million worldwide. And you wonder why they make movies of this caliber?

[@serkseees]

Like taking candy from a baby.

[@clemdelaclem]

like adam from yms said, blumhouse has this genius marketing scheme where he'll make 50 movies that cost like 2mil each and when one of those inevitably goes viral and earns 100 mil you make your money back even if the other ones don't sell a single ticket

[@brajeshsingh2391]

but where is the sequel. This movie needed a sequel

[@poett8875]

@@brajeshsingh2391 not all good movies need sequels.

[@brajeshsingh2391]

@@poett8875 I agree that's a great point

[@kryptazz6163]

I watched this movie on a plane and people still walked out

[@ohboy6738]

LMAO, most under rated comment on Utube, you sir deserve a medal and i gave this a like.

[@jefferyc4763]

Oh chute.....

[@WiloPolis03]

@@ohboy6738 It's not original though, I saw someone comment this about the Last Airbender movie

[@somename371]

Genius!

[@WiloPolis03]

@Blade Runner Not exactly copy and paste, but definitely not original

[@AkiDave]

Not going to lie, that framed nick cage picture is a master piece

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

NOT THE BEES!!!

[@MattysGrove]

Trees n stuff

[@emyf9197]

chris has that as his header on twitter ^.^

[@cithrichdidntwakeup3812]

Who is nick cage?

[@cithrichdidntwakeup3812]

I think it’s Nicolas Cage

[@Klee99zeno]

As a librarian, I am glad that so many horror films show the value of using the library.

[@spookyscanlon4993]

this youtube comment from a full year ago is sending me at 2am

[@ManicallyMetal]

You look too young to be a librarian XD

[@brettvv7475]

Love this comment.

[@texasbeast239]

Why can't people Google from their phones, tablets, laptops, or desktops, though? Why in the world would anyone go to a library for info on something fresh and trendy? Those resources in the library tend to be fairly dated.

[@thechevyferrari9559]

(Ghostbusters soundtrack starts playing)

[@masterchief3007]

Coming soon to a theater near you: Twister (2019) How far can you bend before you break? *jumpscare noise*

[@OMGmyFACE]

The ghost of Bill Paxton spins the Twister arrow on a KZbin video.

[@ericthomas5963]

Solitaire (2019) You are not alone.

[@devillass6025]

Sorry (2019) Trailer- Girl: Omg the game pieces are moving on their own I'm not playing anymore *Bloody frown is drawn on game board. Game piece flies into her mouth and she chokes to death* *Creepy child voice* _"Sooorrryyy..."_

[@Mariorox1956]

Go Fish (2020) Get hooked on the newest horror craze.

[@brianneke6259]

Chess (2019) How long till you get wiped off of the board

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

Truth Or Dare alt ending: she puts the video on KZbin but it's copyright struck and demonetized.

[@kingi-sick2485]

And age restricted

[@angrytheclown801]

And deemed not Advertiser Friendly because the wrong shade of blue is shown.

[@rubeng370]

And blocked on outside countries

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@rubeng370 you get a VPN to try to watch it but then, your phone gets hacked instead.

[@texasbeast239]

She draws a gun and the vid gets pulled. So she re-posts it with an Elmer Fudd scythe instead. The final 2 people to survive are White, so BLM reports the vid enough times that it gets pulled again. Rioters hate on the vid enough that they track down and then physically tear down the mainframe where the vid was being hosted.

[@rthur.]

I understand why Jordan Peele said there is a thin line between horror and comedy

[@RexusKing]

Basically they all consist two main parts, the build up and the emotional payoff.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Three main parts necessary to both: Likeable/relatable characters, build up, and emotional payoff. Similarly enough, very rarely do films of either side actually do comedy or horror outside of Frat humor and jumpscares.

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

Yup A bad horror film leads to unintentional comedy

[@nibwa4798]

Few are those who can walk on that line and become work of art. Yeah .... I'm looking at you Evil dead 2.

[@ronburgundy244]

@@mrflipperinvader7922 and a bad comedy can be unintentionally scary.

[@MBRSims]

I can't wait for the Cards Against Humanity horror film

[@brooksbrigmon2533]

I don’t know if that’d be good or bad. I mean, it has potential.

[@ApocalypseMaxx]

That would be awesome lmao

[@mirandastewart3544]

SCP 173.

[@icanseemywife]

Every time someone says something offensive they die and the film's 5 minutes long

[@thejaded]

The people in Unfriended 2 actually play Cards Against Humanity after somebody dies. Which is comical

[@shizamza]

"I was trying not to be an asshole in the theater.""No you weren't!" That was incredible

[@MistahhMingus]

laughed my ass off xD

[@tykuresa22]

I dare you to give it an A+

[@deebits9315]

To tell you the truth, I want to see this movie now.

[@fuckingloser2817]

*Truth* "That's not how this works."

[@bmvthemoviefanatic7282]

On the Hilariocity scale it probably would.

[@BARALover96]

Well in dead *evil smile

[@cyrussmith4744]

Well is an A+ in the bad movie rating

[@eliasmedina3838]

10:54 best joker laugh i ever heard

[@deathglock496]

Better than jared leto's

[@GreyFox001]

Lmao. I was ready to sleep... eyes closing... and this fool did the best Joaquin Phoenix joker laugh.

[@lighthouseofficial1263]

I listen to Jared Letos laugh and I just go right to sleep

[@fluffytoaster427]

Veneno “...you’re awful Chris.”

[@edmontonboy99]

It’s a condition I have

[@AJUniverse]

I dare Universal to NOT demonetize this.

[@zknyv1011]

AJ Universe oh crap Universal is about to die

[@elitheOG]

Good Riddance.

[@psycane8462]

They did

[@thema1998]

AJ Universe Universal is probably going to die then. 😂

[@psycane8462]

ADP1998 He’s so fucking pissed at them he’s actually making a Patreon now. He went on multiple rants on Twitter about it, it’s amazing

[@IsTalkCheap]

Time to get stuckmannized

[@Diallelus]

IsTalkCheap Make videos Dad.

[@asaadalshahin6519]

Time to upload

[@FranciscoAlves-om2kj]

Gross.

[@jayromeo940]

Where da reactions at foo? :D

[@ralphlinardic3382]

*Demonitized

[@themedia1271]

When will they make a Spin the Bottle horror movie?

[@themedia1271]

Laverne Blaszczyk gosh darn it

[@MachoMan_Vert]

The Media Don't give them any ideas.

[@abc4781]

Yeah and everyone gets mono lol

[@nicholasmoore1203]

Honest Dude I had to look it up and your fucking right! It’s so low budged IMDB doesn’t even have a movie poster for it and any info at all really lmao that is crazy

[@therandompandaman4521]

Spin the Bottle - When the bottle lands on you, Covid comes a knocking.

[@harleynaugle6440]

I love how you went straight to Hilariocity. This was great

[@anikmonette2140]

MadelineTopper I think he did a review before, but I am unsure...

[@zachm1123]

Universal used to consistently make films like Jurassic Park, E.T., Frankenstein, and other classics. There were some busts here and there, but they had a pretty good reputation. Now they consistently make things like Minions and Truth or Dare. Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@loveraoswaldo]

Zach M. It'll be awhile before we get another Get Out or American Made.

[@HarryMoho]

Zach M. Universal don’t make the films

[@wildboy6718]

Zach M. Minions is the shit though lol

[@excelsior8712]

At least they still produce Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom which looks awesome.

[@erictheviking6773]

Minions is my second least favourite animation ever, 1st being norm of the north

[@gojochillmode839]

The Joker face is strong in this movie

[@donnellcoleman7784]

Josh Guidry there no joker face in truth or dare syfy tv movie

[@a.morphous66]

Demon: Truth or dare. Person: Truth. Demon: Do we live in a society?

[@abramsullivan7764]

That a ridiculous cgi smile.

[@McFrozenNuggets]

It's not the Joker's face. It's Willem Dafoe's face as the Green Goblin.

[@MollyFC]

@@McFrozenNuggets yes. Yes it is

[@eloramaxwell7020]

I dare you to have a marathon of Wish Upon, The Bye Bye Man, and Truth or Dare...

[@carltonstaples7423]

Elora Maxwell That's considered either torturing or cruel and unusual punishment?! You pick!!

[@ellewest7272]

Elora Maxwell That's a hilarious but torturous idea lmao

[@carlobarbosa1083]

add dragon ball evolution, twilight and the shades of grey trilogies, and dying doesn't seem so bad.

[@XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX]

Elora Maxwell I dare you to have a marathon of Batman & Robin, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, and Samurai Cop...

[@jrogers5152]

Man that’s just torture 😂

[@Dante-fb9ej]

I knew this movie was gonna be bad when i first watched the trailer.

[@mistastrange4623]

Who Am i? Same

[@mystzicc8221]

Who Am i? Same

[@zaharatimmons6116]

Yep

[@MrChaotic4]

Who Am i? I tried to be optimistic after Happy Death Day surprised me, but I guess I was wrong.

[@CreeperFactory64]

same

[@Lyendith]

You should actually create a negative scale based on how unintentionally hilarious the movie is. Like, The Room would be a -A+.

[@thegamingcook785]

Wicker man would be a S 😂

[@QuintonReviews]

And I thought Ouija movies have a stupid pitch.

[@immaguy7905]

Oh hai Quinton

[@ca1.1um]

I liked the prequel

[@dckydwntrs]

Only the first movie. The second one was pretty good

[@Anijah2001]

At least it tried

[@saintwinona]

hahahaha

[@jberczi6]

"There's so many sequences that lead to nothing, for instance, the end"

[@TheMistyBlueLounge]

You gotta do the monetization block out, Jim Sterling style. Throw in as many pieces of copyrighted content and let the big boys fight over who gets the cash, so that nobody gets the cash.

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

SKELETON WARRIORS

[@drumrocka]

QueenCloveroftheice oooooooooh that reference is nipple twistingly beautiful

[@JaydevRaol]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@theedethproof8147]

Jim Sterling and Chris Stuckmann fan. Refined taste I see!

[@miniviolinist9659]

The poster behind Chris makes it look like he’s being held hostage to make this review lol

[@AlphaNxOmega]

LOL that made watching this review that much better. Good Eye, Sir.

[@SuperAlexMango]

By Tom Crusise haha in Collateral , classic film!!

[@stephsvids9812]

😂😂😂

[@reecejennings9637]

He probably was

[@jambutter7133]

John is literally an action figure.

[@thislady987]

Jam Butter He is a sexy bologna factory ;)

[@thislady987]

See adventure time if you don't get what I'm saying 😂

[@Trent_Hyatt]

hearing Chris laugh in a dark theater. that would be fucking terrifying 😂🤣😂

[@LSB44446]

This is a really late release for a January movie

[@jopvos9242]

When it comes to movies, "Fuck you, it's January" is the most magical time of the jeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

[@mustacheBpf]

You forgot we`ve entered the "FUCK YOU, ITS FOREVER! ENDLESS TRASH" timeline

[@tyronequinn]

It's being released now in Ireland

[@PoorStargazer]

ATST's! ATST's!

[@randonolso]

I really enjoy the collaboration with the flixster, please do more!

[@jposse187]

Brandon Olson disagree. Flickster is so coarse and annoying.

[@mitchellhodgemeyer7306]

Sorry man, disagree. That guy just doesn't really bring anything to the table. I couldn't finish this clip because it dragged so badly.

[@randonolso]

fuckyoutube your name is fuckyoutube.... so.... kinda speaks for itself

[@rawrrawrsquirrel]

Well they are like real life friends so that's probably why!

[@williammoelgaard7325]

10:56 John sounds like Arthur fleck in Joker

[@teddythekingofbears]

How about another joke, Murray?

[@phantomprism7659]

Okay this absolutley needs more likes

[@danielattrell]

This was unexpected. I mean the movie sucking was expected, but I wasn't expecting a Hilariocity this soon

[@levi_octavian]

Daniel Attrell yeah same i was survived

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

that framed nicolas cage picture from con air is EPIC. i need one now lol i think face off nicolas cage

[@Tamaki742]

a girl named brett The one where he bulges his eyes in a priest outfit while groping the choir girl.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

I want a picture of Nicolas Cage from "The Wicker Man" with the bee basket on his head. Classic.

[@jakereber9613]

a girl named brett EPIC

[@42ndblaze43]

a girl named brett I dare you to call Nicholas Cage and challenge him to a pose off.

[@brabhamF1]

Fluoride Jones nah his face from face off when he is with the choir and he basically sexually assaults that blond teen. 😂

[@nojerama788]

"I was sitting there trying not to be an asshole-" " *_No you weren't!!!_* "

[@benm5970]

Get ready In 2019 Blumhouse presents: Patty Cake

[@Frank_MC]

Ben McDonald nah spin the bottle

[@williamtimonen6814]

2020, Monopoly: ”Youll wish you had a get out of jail free card!”

[@CragusMaximus]

Ben McDonald 'the human centipede - connect 4'

[@amberleewoodhouse5817]

Ben McDonald that would be AMAZING

[@Mcmanpandaa]

Woah

[@theowlreviewerofficial]

That face is like when Simba tries to roar but the hyenas just laugh at it.

[@Lauren_210]

TheOwlPrince Lmao 😂😂

[@tmarie2u279]

Lol! 😂

[@ahmedshakib3883]

That picture of Nick Cage.... classic.

[@joshhale9355]

I knew as soon as I saw the first trailer “oh this is gonna suck so bad”

[@claudiax233]

Joshua Hale I heard on the bus yesterday someone saying the trailer was amazing and I just rolled my eyes. Really shows how most teens today have REALLY low standards

[@joshhale9355]

Claudia Nikano my almost 50 year old mom thought it looked good. It’s not just kids, it’s the boring mainstream horror mediocrity at fault if anyone

[@randomnerd2332]

I just knew by the title, yet every single person in my HS wants to see it.

[@cian2168]

Most horror films today are... Shit. They're mostly the same. Occasionally we get a few gems like It or The Babadook. Mostly they're just shitty jumpscare fests.

[@randomnerd2332]

Egg Benedict I can't stand Blumhouse, outside of films like Split, Whiplash, and Get Out, they just make cheap films with B-movie gimmicks that teens will go pay and see, I'm 17 years old and I enjoy quality horror movies that actually use psychology to scare you like Shining, The Thing, and Rosemary's Baby, while most people in my school haven't seen any of these films but rather go pay see anything thats made by Blumhouse

[@xingcat]

It's too bad, because the premise of a horror movie based on Truth or Dare, where a group of real friends all have terrible secrets from one another, and that the fear of telling the truth and losing all your friends would lead to dares that would kill them in various ways. Like Unfriended, but not....as dumb.

[@dakid40777]

xingcat sadly only two had secrets worth dying for ,movie is so bad .

[@stanislavkraus6933]

xingcat Perfect Strangers (2016), is a movie that has quite a similar premise, if you're interested in movie like "Truth or Dare", but done better, this movie is worth watching

[@Memorex996]

ironically unfriended was much better than this piece of shit movie

[@craigmurdock4740]

"I was trying not to be an asshole in the theatre, cause there were a few other people -" "No you weren't." LOL

[@derickbrown6363]

When an ad for this movie first interrupted a video I was watching.....and I saw that shitty looking CGI smile, I knew right away that it was going to be a shitshow

[@DumbGuysTalkAboutSmartStuff]

Universal, I don't want the fraction of a cent from my view to go to you, I want it to go to Stuckman

[@Dead_ham]

Dumb Guys Talk About Smart Stuff Stuckmann** Two N's are German, one N is Jewish

[@odeliaadam]

Come see the sequel, coming next year: Spin The Bottle by blumhouse

[@Jean_grey159]

When ever I see movies like this, it gives me hope that I can make something better someday Ps thanks for all the likes, and the positive feedback. I really wasn't expecting it☺

[@missjoanapotter]

You can, just grab your phone and film... something

[@shaunmadison99]

Jean Grey i believe in you.. fly like a bird

[@constellaespj4398]

Just start randomly making stuff. It'll suck but you'll get better. Let it suck. Appreciate the suck. Learn from the suck. You can only go upward from there. I have faith in you! Make sure you return to this thread and give us an update!

[@owengreene2653]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@cburke724]

Jean Grey Go for it !

[@trinidadbotello9906]

Chris and John are some of the best friends on the Internet.

[@willcoleman2458]

Unfriendly had a deadly version of “Never have I Ever”, and there was a “would you rather” movie so I think these deadly teen game movies are taking off. Next is probably f marry kill 😂

[@dylana.9057]

Don't laugh friend . Hollywood did "Slenderman " movie so a f marry kill would b very possible

[@vinnieharris4716]

I love when you collaborate with John. You make a great team.

[@teddythekingofbears]

It makes it even funnier

[@NezzySetApart]

This movie seemed cringeworthy.

[@LuisLopez-fq5sz]

Hamato Nezwez this movie is like that god awful unfriended movie

[@bluebreeze4258]

I mean I saw the trailer for it about 200 times

[@knightlord120]

I saw the trailer and knew this movie was crap. A Quiet Place was much better if anyone is interested in seeing a good horror movie.

[@kevlow9494]

Hamato Nezwez Understatement

[@amritpalhh9836]

ah shit i wanted to watch it and now i find its shit great..

[@zippyk8876]

I hate that instead of seeing good films I’ve watched both The Bye Bye Man and Truth or Dare in theaters, truly living my best life

[@vicenteguerrero1433]

do not feel too bad even those bad movies have one or two good scenes. i like Lindsay Lohan and watched her in "i know who killed me" watched it three x in the theater and sadly i was the only one in the theater each time

[@lukahorvat5964]

At least we had the gem that is A Quiet Place to contrast the usual PG-13 Hollywood horror bullshit

[@BobChillison]

Pastry Eater thank fuck for that A Quiet Place is really great amazing tho

[@lukahorvat5964]

Bob Chillison It definitely was a great experience, and a breath of fresh air for the modern horror genre

[@jaz1756]

I thought it was just ok a bit too gimmicky for me and and too many false jumpsscare and also quite predictable

[@____smith]

Jaz But in that situation, false jumpscares would actually be something to fear.

[@sugarhighmegaming5008]

I’m really glad that Movie succeeded. I wanna see what else John Krasinski (Spelling?) can do in the director slot

[@Germstahh]

I absolutely hated the advertisements for this film.

[@bullseye6969]

Seriously the smiling girl in video's dp looks a lot like alita.

[@giogio7331]

Don't compare that trash to my angel...

[@WaffleNova]

Looks like the girl from v/h/s

[@Calum643]

I love it when Chris seems to have as much fun reviewing a movie than he did watching it!

[@tastyloaf5487]

In this case - probably more fun!

[@ebaulabola9100]

Next movie: Spin The Bottle

[@whyborn3056]

Ebaula Bola Pin The Tail on the Donkey was a superior film

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+Ebaula Bola They already made Operation. It was called "Dr. Giggles."

[@hamidgaming3472]

Next movie: rock paper sissors

[@del5981]

spin the bottle, some young shy girl kisses another guy because of the dare. She immediately vomit afterwards and soon she starts seeing the guy everywhere *yadda yadda shitty teenage horror movie stuff*

[@SoorajIsTheMan]

I don't know why nobody is talking about how jacked that other guys is.

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

Everybody always is whenever he's in a video.

[@LittleNekoLost]

I wasn't paying attention to that until I saw you pointed out...and holy shit yeah he's jacked lol

[@norgepalm7315]

Maybe we're not all gay

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

@@norgepalm7315 "Saying a jacked dude is jacked is gay" is the straightest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[@norgepalm7315]

@@Andrew-fi1sd Taking the time out your day to whine about other people not talking about another mans physique is extremely gay.

[@BrennaOkazaki]

I needed this. KZbin has infected my ads with this stupid movie so I love this.

[@bluebreeze4258]

Brenna Okazaki ;)

[@BrennaOkazaki]

Blue Breeze >;))))

[@ladyxkuromi]

i couldn't agree more

[@thatfoomilo1652]

Same

[@johnchappe315]

I dare Chris to go to the gym with John for a week. Damn!

[@theFLICKpick]

Me and you both! I keep trying!

[@jeminkim5146]

John Chappe that's sounds soo bro white guy would say

[@infinitus7363]

theFLICKpick Share your roid stash with Chris as well..

[@schwartzy65]

Infinitus you dont need roids... Hes not that big

[@CheetoFireCat]

John Chappe rude. Let them be.

[@braedenharris8372]

I fucking loved John's Joaquin Pheonix Joker laugh at 10:55

[@saurabhmaity7298]

Sequel : Rock paper scissors!

[@hoof31]

Dwayn Johnson As the Rock because he is Rock hard, Kevin Hart as paper because he is fragile & Kim Kardashian as Scissors because her legs open like Scissors

[@soodhooku]

Don't give them ideas!

[@CheetoFireCat]

Saurabh Maity OMFG LMAAAOOOO!!!!

[@CheetoFireCat]

Too funny awesome comment!

[@saurabhmaity7298]

Lol! 😂 Now I will not be surprised if someday somebody actually make a 'Rock Paper Scissors' horror movie 😂

[@alycks6056]

title of this vid should be Biceps

[@paveantelic7876]

so distracting

[@marcocappelli2236]

lil veky Essentially boobs...

[@rochellekaake4284]

I knw, both guys r soooo hot. This John guy is bustin out of his shirt

[@timowens1989]

Poor Lucy Hale. She's had a rough road since Pretty Little Liars lol

[@bigmike9128]

Yea you read my mind and I liked her so much in pll .😂

[@timowens1989]

@@bigmike9128 me to

[@GLASSB182]

Chris, I know it's 2001 A Space Odyssey's 50th anniversary, but it's also Planet of the Apes 50th as well. They came out a month apart from each other! Please do a Planet of the Apes (1968) for a pre-70s review! It was a legendary film that deserves a review by you.

[@deathgaming7408]

No

[@foopa777]

Pffft. At least 2001 didn't spawn a horrid franchise.

[@anitaekka6454]

DysnomiaFilms Both were better than 2001 A space oddesy too.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Neelima Chandra Nope.

[@anitaekka6454]

DysnomiaFilms Yup they are 2001 is a bit overrated(my personal opinion) it is an extremely cold film and I personally can't connect with it. I mean yeah it explored different themes and it was fascinating to watch but it wasn't enough for me and Kubrick has made better films Barry Lyndon is his best in my opinion.

[@EmmaEquinox]

Them biceps tho

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Emma VS The Game *manly roaring*

[@lebonbonv2410]

Emma VS The Game Olala

[@thezerowulf507]

Triceps are on the back of the arm. Those are biceps that you are drooling over 😉

[@Usmc2192]

No triceps though

[@skvllbone1594]

I legitimately like the movie’s plot. The movie itself, though? Utter garbage and wasted potential.

[@teddythekingofbears]

I agree, but it makes it even funnier in my opinion.

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

What potential? A Truth or Dare film is what it is. So you're saying if it had Oscar-winning actors and filmmakers but the exact same plot, it'd suddenly be good?

[@johnomalley692]

It's been too long since the last Hilariocity

[@randomnerd2332]

John O'Malley Showgirls needs to be done

[@EnvironmentalBro]

John's biceps are bigger than my son's future.

[@theburgerking746]

Tyrone Mckendry and yours

[@snake-oz8nu]

My ex gf loved this movie. That was the beginning of the end for us 🤭

[@jamalbruna4121]

I love it because of how terrible it is. It’s that one horror movie that’s so bad, it’s great.

[@_mel_9953]

Now *that’s* what I call a Red Flag

[@cisco555]

I just saw the movie it sucks major pp It’s really boring

[@brooksbrigmon2533]

A necessary sacrifice for the clan!

[@murglan2]

@@jamalbruna4121It's bad but not as bad as birdemic.

[@dinsism]

Yes! i finally get to see Chris’s tattooded arm in full display! And it's pretty fucking nerdy- imagine 60y old Chris with those tattoos ;-;

[@1997residente]

Imagine all those Suicide Girls Models in their 60'S

[@tleeg74]

Yeah....video game characters and cartoon characters will look ridicious in years to come. But so be it.

[@samk6141]

Dankest Media Group That’s one cool ass 60 year old. I mean, everyone’s skin is gonna sag anyway

[@gloedepind123]

Is it just me, or does chris' tattoo'd arm look thiccer than his left? :O

[@Ac3Mustang]

gloedepind123 cuz it's his right gand

[@frederickshaibani5655]

I saw a trailer for this film last night before a screening of A Quiet Place....and I just knew that this would be a Hilariosity. No one in the audience could take it seriously hahaha

[@taylorcoley6329]

The real question is, Chris, where'd you get the shirt bro?

[@sonianoreau9772]

Thank you!

[@painttheworldgrey]

where sorry?

[@thepineappleman4442]

That’s right!

[@pablobarrantes5554]

Cant stop looking at the biceps

[@benhur6211]

Pablo Barrantes swole

[@blueoystercultforevs]

"He seemed not to give a shit about anybody - or anyone." -Stuckmann, 2018

[@EllieElectric35]

They actually established that Olivia already had a KZbin Channel so I guess her subs were from all over

[@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78]

Kalex...??? lol I guess there’s nothing like a demon named after a generic box of Kleenex.

[@frederickshaibani5655]

Jennifer McMahon No, it's clearly named after a girl named Kayla and a guy called Alex lol

[@Frooti.loopz23]

Frederick Shaibani Oh jesus whyyy 😣😣

[@bee4377]

Funny joke but Kleenex is a name-brand so it’s oxymoronic to call it “generic”

[@wyattsidwell6115]

Kalex is also part of a kidney

[@NSFSponsor]

Becca Marie A lot of people just call tissues Kleenex for some reason.

[@billymanziel5666]

I lol'd when I saw this was a hilariosity review 😂

[@toebeee5168]

Ur Mom why the f**k did you use ‘“lol’d”. That is so cringy.

[@billymanziel5666]

I’m just a Commenter why the fuck did you censor yourself? That is so cringy. You know you're allowed to swear on the internet right? 😂

[@billymanziel5666]

I’m just a Commenter you're *

[@Lizrose03]

Ur Mom you're clearly not an experienced internet user

[@billymanziel5666]

BRICK TIME clearly I should spend more time on the Internet like real winners do

[@HamsterK37]

John accidently revealed his secret to being ripped! SOUR PATCH KIDS!

[@Punched0]

Good one Hamster! I loved it

[@Jealod24]

As someone who took steroids, and trained people... his secret is steroids.

[@elr6212]

@@Jealod24 he’s definitely not on steroids, you can definitely get that big without them.

[@jeffbezos3633]

@@elr6212 maybe but he is unreasonably large unless he’s a genetic anomalies

[@tbryan5437]

It is so nice to see the two of you reviewing together again. I enjoy both of your individual reviews too. The other guy you review with sometime is nice, but he just doesn't have the energy John does, and that causes you, Chris, to have more energy and fun too. Great review!

[@dannyboy1594]

Johns arms are hypnotic.

[@MrThenewsuperman]

Im loving this collaboration you guys have such great synergy!

[@mulawarmankwsuper]

Your colab with John is always the best

[@MartinKronstrom]

Those guns gurl!

[@kevlow9494]

Martin Kronström Is it steroids?

[@jafon9]

Kev Low No

[@ger5565]

I can't stop staring at John's arms.

[@shortysvilla_]

Martin Kronström Does anyone else get jealous that these two get to hang out together?

[@yunabean]

“No you weren’t!” lmfao I love the laughs that came from that.

[@solidnein7481]

Do a Spin the Bottle movie next! Please please please!🤣🤡

[@b.parker1740]

If they wouldn't be limited by a PG-13 rating, I could see an FMK horror movie being a thing. The subtitle would HAVE to be "DO or Die" (because movie studios are that bad).

[@azzystillborne9125]

Bruce Parker what's fmk

[@b.parker1740]

It's a three option game usually played by teen girls (and sometimes guys) that gives three options for three people. The last two are "marry" and "kill." I leave the first up for your imagination.

[@yungslyme4341]

HOLLOW NANO it’s fuck marry kill

[@SAM-ru4vx]

have they done one about teens being obsessed with twitter? the plot being a person gets blocked then goes into full stalker crazy mode.

[@Lycanvenom]

Holy shit. Look at John’s arms. I knew the the reswole began, but I didn’t know we’ve reached THESE levels of swole.

[@jacobbastian1849]

Lycanvenom he deffinitely on Tbol, its impossible to gain that much mass in a matter of 4 months

[@beebaw99]

It's like someone stuck The Ring, Nerve, and really shitty acting in a blender and called it a movie.

[@joshuavonwerder2999]

The concept actually has a lot of potential. The Black Mirror episode “Crocodile” explores how far someone will go to keep a secret. With good writing, actors, and directing this film could have been the next Saw. That way there’s no stupid writing in of rules, because the characters would willingly cut out their tongue rather than reveal their crimes or trauma. There would be a lot to do with human psychology. Giving characters reasons to choose dares over truth could lead to clever characterization and choosing to provide the characters with actual histories would allow for investment in the characters and powerful moments when truths are revealed either by will or by force.

[@beneales]

Joshua von Werder I feel like that idea was sort of delivered in a film called Would You Rather. People had to make messed up choices so they could get money for their cause, and doing nothing meant death. The movie isn’t a masterpiece, but there’s a surprising amount of character development and even some shocks along the way. Another game based off of a teen drinking game, only it’s actually good.

[@joshuavonwerder2999]

Xenopuppy I’ll have to check that out sometime

[@ZombieFarmboy666]

I have a feeling that we’re going to see a “Slender Man” hilariocity video coming soon.

[@benhur6211]

Matt Nord I still can’t believe that’s real

[@ZombieFarmboy666]

Ben Hur It looks so bad!

[@ZombieFarmboy666]

Tails and Scales ugh... the trailer was awful! lol

[@thepuncakian2024]

Please do Who Killed Captain Alex. It is Uganda's first action-packed movie!

[@cpariona1]

A master piece!

[@SATANS_SPHYNX]

Its actually good considering the fact it was made with $300 in a 3rd world country (they didn't even have access to potable water). It also has a great sense of humor.

[@purpleheart9160]

The man is killing us man

[@coletrainhetrick]

But it's actually good made by people who actually care

[@Gmthekiller]

Press the bomb ova

[@RealMcCoy303]

Looks like John isn't skipping bicep day.

[@kevlow9494]

The Real McCoy Fucking boulders

[@michaelserrano9334]

Swole city

[@littlebigman45]

From the first time I watched the trailer I knew this was coming.

[@snowtime5500]

8:50 It reminds me of a scene in Scary Movie 3: The News team found the deadly tape from The Ring and decide to broadcast the tape live during the entire evening. Lol.

[@samash7302]

Infinity War got a competition here!!!

[@childeater7327]

Sam Ash that would be really funny to see a 500 million dollar movie get destroyed by a 100$ movie about a shitty game no one cares about

[@334ncygc]

Sam Ash lol

[@thatonegooze]

dropped your /s here. becareful or else the marvel fans will come after you

[@dadof2767]

I doubt that lol

[@spinosaurusstriker]

That One Goose and nothing happend.

[@michaelauberry1564]

The whole copyright and demonetization stuff is bullshit.

[@sdthghsghl]

Maaaan I want to have John's Skeletor/Punisher T-shirt. That's a really awesome looking T-shirt. Great review as always Chris.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

You know, I've been waiting for this ever since I've seen the ridiculous photo of Lucy Hale's screen test for the Joker sans makeup.

[@Simproved]

Oh oh. Chris cursed us all now!😱

[@JoninJordan]

Simproved aw shit

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

Guys something asked me if I grew up with Truth or Dare

[@stephsvids9812]

(Derpy face) truth or dare?

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

😱😱😱 oh shit!

[@kingi-sick2485]

Simproved we may get rid of it You just.... ...... ...... ...... Just ....... ....... ....... Jus......... Dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it doNT SAY IT DONT THINK IT!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@generalkenobihellothere7389]

Flick exemplifies my favorite real world archetype. The Casual Tank. That super nice dude that you hang with that just happens to be built like a brick house but no one ever talks about it.

[@gabrieltibbetts3046]

Bicep.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Gabriel Tibbetts tricep, man strong...very strong...*manly roaring*

[@ChowDownDetroit]

That KZbin video at the end got DEMONitized

[@undertheredhood8720]

ChowDownDetroit [Seoung Lee] lol Blum house demonitized it

[@aaaaan8312]

I watched the movie with a bunch of friends and we all laughed in the cinema along with some strangers beside us lol

[@vanessalarkin1583]

Being happy is not a bad thing

[@mishy8584]

I love these two they just emanate natural broness.