Trying Futuristic Clothes

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

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[@galanta3534]

Yes

[@freakbobcallinongfrfr]

Hello danny

[@hermansfood]

No

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your content 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[@Itsnotkhloe]

Danny

[@kellimora5746]

I'm glad Danny has realized that the most important part of being a father is being cooler than all other dads.

[@Random-sk6hm]

This is the only reason I'll have kids

[@sanrusdyne]

​@Random-sk6hm so this is that competitive ranked parenting I've heard so much about

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

most important thing about being a dad is being the best dad

[@TheIneedneam2_]

Real

[@theknife69]

Are you saying that I can fap anywhere in the future where we all wearing ar glasses sign me the eff up

[@lesser_thesecond1198]

As someone watching this 2 days after it dropped, I can confirm this is, in fact, the fashion nowadays. These predictions where so accurate I can’t believe.

[@alexinitalics188]

I didn't watch this until 4 days after it dropped and I'm sorry to say, this whole video is so outdated. It's so two days ago 🙄🙄

[@youparejo]

​@@alexinitalics188ugh so 3 days ago 🙄

[@h2.t2]

@@youparejoso 9 days ago

[@kaygafane]

i basically have a chip in my brain that can hologram cloths on me, so i gotta say this video and the clothes in it are beyond outdated.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

It's been two weeks and I can confirm that I am completely naked right now. Clearly, my hologram outfit looks great, considering how all eyes are on me.

[@fivebatsinatrenchcoat]

15:17 the phrase "our son arrived early" is very funny to me because it sounds like he was delivered in the mail. also super glad to hear that yall are doing good

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

got that one day shipping goin on

[@mr.chokesondik6538]

Well yeah, that’s where babies come from, duh

[@itzsharon3570]

Storks

[@Interestking]

@@itzsharon3570 I'm now imagining the stonks meme but with storks.

[@fivebatsinatrenchcoat]

@@Interestking i read storks as stonks when it came up as my notifications TT

[@nameillprobablyregret6533]

Im obsessed with the fact that Danny became the yassified hamburglar days after the birth of his son

[@monolophosaurus]

“Yassified Hamburglar” is THE greatest description I’ve ever heard

[@deuceydee3506]

He looks like a supervillain from a 60's film 🤣

[@66.bebe.shinigami.99]

Yassified hamburglar describes PERFECTLY how I felt when I saw the picture X'DD

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

no

[@The_Real_Gregory_of_Yardale]

​@gilliganmcneuter4550 what do you mean no 😭

[@_TracerBullet]

20:29 Danny, "oak seeds" are called "acorns". It's very important that you teach your son this or he will be ostracized by the cool kids. Congrats and good luck.

[@snoodlyboodly227]

I'm ur 500th like xd

[@snoodlyboodly227]

Also thanks for the shoutout (my name is acorn)

[@bananawitchcraft]

Lol nah that was the funniest part of the joke

[@the_Acorn1]

@@snoodlyboodly227 Me Too

[@lambeyedgirl8922]

I'm laughing so fucking hard rn from this comment

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

i love how all these "fashion predictions" base their ideas off tech and not...silhouettes and beauty standards. the thing actual fashion is usually based on.

[@CelestialIcing]

Ikr all of those article sound like tech bros trying to be smart w everything

[@lforc25]

tbf fashion trends are transient and very difficult to predict. What you would be able to predict is the how the future would improve on the quality of clothes; materials, manufacturing, etc

[@awolf6189]

TBF I am 90% sure these articles are AI written, and Article #2 is definitely copied and pasted from chatGPT

[@makslargu5799]

@@lforc25there’s articles from like the 60s talking about ‘the fashion of the future’ based off the new manufacturing technologies of the time and they were way off base too

[@spooky-spaghetti]

i mean partially but those things are dictated by fashion forecasters in advance based on the zeitgeist....

[@adultcool2395]

Fun fact: the "wood shirt" is just made of a majority of Lyocell. It's a synthetic fibre made of wood pulp. This company didn't invent it, Lyocell is actually found in a lot of garments nowadays! It's specifically made of eucalyptus wood pulp which is... sorta good? It takes a LOT of eucalyptus wood to make the fabric, so that's a lot of water, land and resources, but it's better than polyester. Not sure how sustainable the seaweed is, but the wood dyes seem like a good-ish idea, depending on what chemicals are involved in the dying process.

[@JhericFury]

When I heard it my first thought was "so something like cellulose?" Glad to know I'm sort of correct

[@joshuacontreras]

What a coincidence, I legit looked up Lyocell today online to know more about the history of the fabric and to see if it’s sustainable or not. A jacket I own is made out of it and was stupid expensive so I was wondering if that had anything g to do with it. Thanks for sharing!

[@CentreMetre]

@@joshuacontreras Frequency illusion moment

[@albuszx]

I kept thinking it was viscose, another cellulose semi synthetic textile. Apparently viscose and Lyocell are both types of Rayon

[@emilyquimas6641]

damn loved to drop in here with so many informed gregs serving information and critical thinking. As a brazilian I immediately thought about the stuff you guys said bc we so frequently use those fabrics lol and also eucalyptus forests are my deepest disappointment. Why smell so good and look so pretty if so bad for planet 😭

[@StarbyterOddities]

The thumbnail suddenly changing after months of being out gave me some strange form of whiplash

[@Not_A_Fruit_ccd]

Yeah bro

[@S-O-S.]

​@@Not_A_Fruit_ccd Yes bro.

[@S-O-S.]

​@@Not_A_Fruit_ccd Bro

[@mugimonday]

same omg

[@sway1623]

This always happens to me whenever he does it

[@crownclowncreations]

When Danny first said "our son arrived 2 weeks early" I was so into the content of the video, that I thought he was talking about a package being delivered. Congrats to you and Laura on the lil Gregling! I'm expecting a surplus of dad jokes from you from now on, Danny.

[@JosiePosie-yr9op]

wait i just realized he was talking about his son....

[@FKissufficient]

NO NOT GREGLING :OOOOO

[@paul8172]

Now I really hope he named his kid Greg @@FKissufficient

[@pedrobdm3787]

lmao i thought he was talking about the dog

[@werewolf9078]

I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@brettsgotmail]

The part where Danny became a father was really cool! You should do that in every video!!

[@imperfectly_megan]

No way! I don't want to wait more than 10 months for a new upload :( (/joke)

[@weareallfritz4365]

​@@imperfectly_meganHe could just adopt a child every single video

[@salis-salis]

this comment not being pinned... not cool Drew you can unpin your lame sponsor by now

[@DagazGriff]

Yeah! He could have a new child every video from now on!

[@aswespeakI65]

@@salis-saliscalm down

[@drabonlady]

Actually, paper clothes were a thing in the 70's. They were more popular with women dresses and they were super colorful and fun. They were designed to be used a couple of times. Like a dress you only use ones for a party or prom or something like that. Because they were paper you could recycle them or use them for crafts after you were done with them. If I am not mistaken, some of them had a wax coating to make it more durable and a bit more water resistant.

[@emilynoyess]

Yes these were very big in the 1960s and 1970s !!it started as a marketing campaign and became a trend due to their versatility. They dipped in popularity as they were prone to tearing so manufactures combined the wood pulp with synthetic fibres however they were ultimately replaced as the “hippie” subculture took off - This could imply that if fashion is becoming more technologically influenced then soon a sustainable focus will take over

[@Random-sk6hm]

That's actually quite smart

[@peggyh3788]

That was a really cool read and made me look into it aswell! Thanks for sharing :-)

[@dahliabarnds6310]

That's really cool :)

[@Queerlyness]

I was waiting for someone to talk about this!

[@radiantirl8278]

I finally feel vindicated. I get whiplash every time he changes video thumbnails after months of the video being out but I never see any comments about it. I am grateful to all of you for making me feel sane.

[@Stella-dj8rg]

Oml I knew it

[@harrycallaghan2670]

Yeah I watched this video a few times before it changed and was so confused!!

[@alex_mcburney]

I knew it!

[@C1r0-C0r0]

I thought I was going insane coz no one else seemed to notice that he changes the thumbnails sometimes randomly

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

i knew i wasn’t nuts

[@realmilitary-j6o]

Danny about to be one of the coolest dads around

[@noalarm2]

One of?!?

[@Kristianalexis1]

You know it 😅

[@Ralseithefloofy]

Fr

[@potato_of_potatoes]

The coolest

[@xxxprogamerxxx5909]

His son is born so he is already the cookest dad right now.

[@astralvelocity]

the fact that Danny went through all that effort to censor his feet during the shoe part just to have the dogs out at the last few seconds is insane

[@castlegroundss989]

Lmao it was his editor

[@Cherryblossomofficial_]

I'm putting it on wiki.feet

[@DylanDoss]

weird observation ngl

[@avarowe4895]

Danny having a son and being a dad means he HAS to get the pony up daddy.

[@mattcottrell3286]

YES

[@heathenised]

i think we should remind him in like a couple years, we should give time to baby gonzalez to grow a little :)

[@chocomelo454]

​@@heathenisedyeah smh baby gonzalez can't even use the pony up daddy yet you can't get one ahead of time smh

[@heathenised]

@@chocomelo454 i dont understand your reply... are you trying to be sarcastic?

[@chocomelo454]

@@heathenised I'm being silly

[@XenonTetrafluoride]

Speaking as a mum of a nearly 8 year old son, I remember that first month vividly. Every 2 hours, wake up, feed tiny boy, burp tiny boy, change tiny boy, snuggle tiny boy, give tiny boy to my wife, and 💤. I wish you (and Laura!) the most sincere congratulations on the birth of your son. 🩵🩷💚 Being a parent isn’t always easy, but damn, it’s rewarding.

[@PoppyCarlson-nl8yj]

Danny’s kid is gonna have such a good sense of humor it’s insane

[@dely5553]

imagine being able to say ur dad is danny gonzalez, thats insane

[@cesarionoexisto2848]

true, scientists have figured out that being a good jokester is genetic

[@favoritemustard3542]

idk Danny likes to juggle I hope the right baby made it home

[@Random-sk6hm]

And incredible fashion sense too 📜✒🖋

[@PetitTasdeBoue]

Na as a teenager you would say it's cringe dad lol

[@CaliRuehls]

him just texting laura "do I look cool" is so funny and sweet to me 😭

[@kawaaiicosmo]

if I had a nickel for every time Danny tried to dress like the ideal man of the future I'd have two nickels

[@delaneywillard9231]

Which isn't a lot, but still, it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[@KellenLellen]

what was the second time?

[@Thescatyman]

This

[@Yk_k4y]

​@@KellenLelleni think you mean thew first one 1:18

[@striker8317k]

300th like

[@antoinette365]

Absolutely loving that the Dress-X people managed to give Danny the classic, comic book girl boobs and butt pose. Equality.

[@LiShuBen]

I love how silently aware of foot fetish people content creators are.

[@favoritemustard3542]

[This image has been *_blurred_* for your discouragement]

[@splendidsimp]

probably because they either have to deal with or have heard about people dming them for feet pics

[@Random-sk6hm]

I love how loudly aware of foot fetish people content creators are.

[@Griffo4]

Good they’re disgusting

[@Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmiam]

I mean, it is one of the most common “wierd” fetish out there. Content creators (for the most part) are still living among society.

[@madaax]

as a mom i can honestly tell you being cooler than all the other moms brings my kid peak happiness. i've never admitted to being the coolest mom, i just smile sheepishly and say "oh please" or some shit but deep inside i know i'm racking up those points baby so yes, continue on your quest

[@doxaforthesoul]

Thank you for confirming that this is indeed how moms feel when their children call them the coolest mom around.

[@animaysons728]

This is why I’m working on adding to my mom lore by going on side quests and stuff lol

[@yxx3]

the way I don’t even wanna be a parent, but when my niece calls me the coolest aunt ever i’m like “oh come on, stop it..” but I get really excited deep down inside LMAO

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

​@animaysons728 im working on my auntie lore. I better be tue coolest auntie around (but i wont admit it)

[@acidplays2997]

Wow that was a cool mom response 👏

[@beafraid5467]

It's always interesting how these futuristic fashion predictions always base themselves on what things like phone tech and cars look like, not like what is new in garment producing technology nor the very much changing material conditions of clothes making, nor even fashion trends! Like in older movies they'd depict the future with people wearing things all slick and chrome because that's what the new emerging tech was looking like and it was exciting, and it was easy to associate the overall ~future~ with that aesthetic. But like... i don't think we actually tend to imitate these things in our clothes lol most people were wearing some variation of jeans and a t shirt for the last like 60 years. Also I 100% think that shoes company is scamming you for money AND feet pics!

[@eddiejames4006]

There’s a science fiction-like fixation on technology in most “what will clothes look like in the future?” articles. I think, in the future, the main concern will become the weather and people will wanna be both sun safe and ready for extremely cold, rainy conditions - not AI and incorporating technology into our outfits. Average people who have to go out and live in the world, working, won’t be focused purely on the appearance of clothes because they need practical clothes. Some of these concepts are interesting on the fashion runway as art, but I can’t see the futuristic tecchy clothes becoming popular in our day-to-day wear. EDIT: tldr people will most likely continue wearing what they always have, with slight variations, since that’s how fashion has always been. Especially considering how a lot of fashion today is about revivals.

[@thebadpoet]

Historically, clothing and interior design/architecture have shared style trends. You have Chinoiserie in design and Japonism in fashion in the late 1800s, romanticism in dress and in painting in the 1840s, neoclassical dress and architecture in the late 1790 through 1810s.

[@AshCinis]

I was kinda hoping at least one of these articles would analyse the way fashion has developed over the past century and try to continue that development into the future.

[@caratcakepie]

This was so well put! Things like moving towards ethical production and consumption are never discussed either. So weird!

[@shannonceleste5557]

@maxgosen3237 tbf the types of articles you're describing DO exist, that's just not what the point of the video was

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

Danny calling his first month with his son the best month of his life is so wholesome and i hope his son sees/hears that clip one day 😭

[@Sarah-si9ci]

As somebody literally studying fashion design, these articles always amaze me bc they entirely ignore all established academic analysis on fashion that studies what direction fashion moves in and why. Like, there are experts that study fashion forecasting and academics within fashion history that have written books on this topic, but BuzzFeed or whatever is j like... ok, but what if everything was monochrome and shiny... lol

[@poisonmantis4191]

"what if clothes that are screens" like okay but that's not fashion. i wanna know if leg of mutton sleeves are gonna come back

[@arienesantos7891]

And what do they say?

[@TwoBitColorPencil]

Any books you'd recommend? This topic is fascinating

[@Sarah-si9ci]

@@TwoBitColorPencil hmmm depends on what specifically you're interested in, but I would generally rec getting into 20th C fashion history (The History of Modern Fashion by Daniel Cole is a straightforward one) bc it helps develop an understanding of how style develops. in terms of forecasting, generally, I would refer more to sites like WGSN instead of books bc books are generally kinda dated in terms of like predicting whats up&coming. wgsn requires a subscription but they have the best articles on trend analysis, up and coming industry developments, technological progress in textile production and sustainability, etc.

[@Sarah-si9ci]

​@@arienesantos7891 kinda depends as to the timeline we are talking, but in terms of the way future, there are basically two directions the industry can go: either we get way more fast fashion-focused, with super quick trends, borderline disposable attire, etc, or the production cycle eventually slows down again, which also allows for fabric to be sourced more sustainably. If the latter happens (which would be better for our world overall), fashion will generally be less fad-oriented and lean towards precise tailoring, functionality, and durability, because clothing will be sold as a more expensive, long-lasting investment item instead of like a spring break outfit if that makes sense.

[@ramenXD]

Danny is the coolest dad ever. Imagine hearing your dad screaming “What is up greg?” I would be so happy.

[@favoritemustard3542]

IKR! We welcome GREG JR 🎉🎉🎉

[@JudeBriscoe95]

hearing someone scream WHATS UP GREG would not make me happy

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thank you, I'm so lucky to have a great dad 👶

[@Awsomecowgirlcutie]

but I can just get my own dad to do that

[@sillygtwoah]

✒️🖋️📜

[@gabrielnotgabriel9572]

I am continuously shocked at the fact people put old clothes in the garbage. Like it’s so easy to just donate them.

[@morgantrias3103]

though, it is important to acknowledge that often, once you donate them, someone else is putting them in the garbage for you. Lot of places are inundated with more clothes than they can sell. Obviously still good to donate because they may be useful. But it shouldn't be used to justify overconsumption.

[@kamiletumelyte7591]

I think putting underwear into the garbage is better than donating them

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

I'm a sweaty person, no one is going to want to wear my old clothes.

[@katiee4396]

I usually donate to goodwill or a thrift store

[@briannamcfarland5974]

You should only do that if your clothes are still in good condition. If you're wearing your clothes enough to wear them out- yeah, they shouldn't be donated.

[@FreyaGwendolyn]

chat did the thumbnail for this just suddenly change or am I going looney

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

It changed

[@oj_originals4304]

It changed and I kinda liked the old one better

[@pioxia777]

@@oj_originals4304what was the old one please i cant remmeber but i know it looks different

[@NoOneElse]

(Perspective from someone within the fashion industry.) I think a lot of these tech companies that are trying to predict and create the fashion of the future take a lot of the essence of fashion away from it. The craft, the care, and the stories that reside within a piece of clothing or collection is what it is truly about. It is an art form and just like any art form it becomes commercialised. Will say though Vollebak who made the wood shirt is a very impressive brand when it comes to the materials and construction that they use when creating their garments so definitely all the respect to them. Edit: forgot to mention great video Danny!!:)

[@delaneywillard9231]

That's what I was thinking! Fast fashion is def not it, but the androidcore predictions seem so jarring and unrealistic

[@englishatheart]

I guarantee most people couldn't care less about "the craft, care, and stories" behind clothes. They just care that it either looks good or shows off how much money they have to blow so they can use it as a status symbol. It's like with any other art. You can put your heart into a piece and no one will even notice it while someone can just scribble on a piece of paper and some numpty will buy it up.

[@Gafafsg]

⁠@@englishatheartI definitely agree that _most people_ view clothing as a status symbol. That is definitely something that applies to _most people._

[@mar-nyan]

Fr the wooden tshirt slays, and I see that they have a lot of eco-friendly clothing options. I’m the type to always feel too hot, so after hearing Danny talk so much about how cold the shirt is I wish I could afford to buy one lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@englishatheart True but it's actually decided by the people at the top, the Editor-in-Chiefs of Vogue etc. who decide what to cover in the big issues aswell as the runway fashion brands whose style trickles down to department stores and fast-fashion which everyone ends up wearing. Watch 'The Devil Wears Prada' for an illustration.

[@jellysquid8077]

I fully expect an increase in dad jokes in these videos now, don't disappoint Danny

[@stephtryingtogetaround658]

We appreciate Danny becoming a fashionable person to positively influence his child

[@mrp1zz492]

The 3D printed shoes would be breathable because there is small air gaps between the printed layers. Usually a water proof print is harder to make

[@user45208]

i’m so glad that now that danny’s kid is all grown up and out of the house he’s back on youtube!

[@hypnov]

what if this video isnt danny and instead its his son that looks exactly like him

[@Random-sk6hm]

His son is working for Vogue as their new fashion director to bring the fashion of the future to today

[@erieri6326]

​@@hypnovI knew something felt off

[@joan_of_snark]

You should do a sequel video where you craft an outfit for today based on past predictions of fashion. I love looking back at what people in the 20's, 50's etc. Thought we'd be rocking. Lol

[@rhughesanimations]

he did that on his second channel👍

[@NateBeeman]

"Candy for cuties"

[@vapidfreaknuts]

He did do that, I think the video was called "becoming the ideal man of the future" or something like that :)

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

This is a great idea!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

​@@rhughesanimationsWhat do you mean? When? I haven't seen him do that at all

[@friednotchicken]

amazing! congrats on the baby! so glad you aren’t showing him online cuz there’s too many horror stories from kids who grew up on social media. amazing video as always

[@samsvideoproduction8607]

Agreed! Was so glad to see that

[@lolomcspanky]

Amen! I kept thinking I'm dying to see a pic of them holding the baby b/c I'm so happy for them and it's so sweet to picture, but also I super don't want children to have to deal with fame/internet stuff. Mad respect.

[@tikvahlanz6335]

I agree. I do wish he would tell us some sort of name, even if it’s a fake one, just because I want some way to refer to him easily 😂

[@samsvideoproduction8607]

@@tikvahlanz6335very fair. Honestly I, in my mind, just refer to them as the Greglet. Or just baby Greg

[@K8_bman]

I’m also glad he’s not showing him, simply bc I don’t care for babies ❤ (don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s a fine baby but I’m here for the jokes)

[@grimoirerose9784]

One fact is that paper clothes already exist. In the 1960s, paper dresses become a huge thing. It's interesting to read about.

[@mildlyconcerning]

yeah but how do you wash it? does it just melt if it starts raining?

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Talking about paper clothes there were chiplote napkin pants being sold, a year or so ago. And yes they sound as durable as they sound.

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

yes i know!! nteresting!

[@nataliegroome9594]

@@mildlyconcerning the paper dresses were basically single use/novelty items, it was part of the marketing! the material wasn't literally printer paper but a slightly reinforced bonded cellulose fiber, so it might have had some resistance to water although they were sold with instructions not to wash them

[@thebackwardsafrican]

Becoming the ideal dad of the future- today, has caused Danny's eyes to become even more blue than usual. I had to put on my sunglasses to watch this video, because those blue irises were piercing into my soul.

[@snottyboy9983]

right? I gotta take breaks and wear sunglasses just to get through his videos

[@Random-sk6hm]

They're mesmerising

[@scaredsapphic]

someone get him brown contacts please im shaking /ref

[@Belelelekake]

Honestly so glad Danny’s doing well in the first month of having a new baby! My sister just gave birth a few weeks ago and let me tell you it can be really really difficult!! Hope Laura is doing well too as a brand new mama ❤️

[@placeholderdoe]

Congratulations for your sister

[@sarasthoughts]

To be fair, Danny didn't give birth soo lmao

[@atmmachine11]

@@sarasthoughtslol exactly

[@Belelelekake]

@@sarasthoughts So you think Laura’s just taking care of the baby all by herself? Being a father is difficult too.

[@caruusel]

​@@BelelelekakeI'm sure it's still very much exhausting to take care of a baby but as a father at least you don't have to worry about still healing from birth and other health related issues that come with it

[@xivs6009]

Kinda lame that none of these have candies for cuties, but I’m sure Danny will still be one of the coolest dads around

[@favoritemustard3542]

I just knew there was going to be a custom pouch on his dad belt to hold all the candies for cuties..! The onesie was pretty close, though

[@_.-_]

The funniest thing about 'maybe we'll have disposable paper clothes' is...bro. *We already did that.* In the 60s in the US and UK, paper dresses were all the rage for a while!!!! So much so that after a bit they even started making versions that had wood pulp mixed with some fabric to last more than one or two uses, but still able to be thrown away and easily modified just with scissors and tape instead of sewing! They had them in all sorts of colours and patterns, and even different styles, though all simple (the style of the 60s was simple shift-like dresses anyway though, so it lent well!). It was seen as the modern thing, and sort of liberating for women in a few ways (less work re: sewing with mending or altering, washing, etc. The sexual freedom of the idea of going out in an easily torn off literal paper dress during a time when they were fighting to express their sexuality openly, to wear shorter skirts, etc.), but by the 70s, the heavy consumerism of the idea of literal disposable clothes was clashing too heavily with increasingly hippie ideals, so it died out (plus corporations were producing fabric clothes more cheaply and flimsily, which made them more disposable than before, if not as much as the paper dresses. Obviously that's a trend that has only continued to get worse up until today - you buy something and within a week there's a hole). I think it's fun and interesting history!

[@skyhideaway]

it's crazy how gregs always find out when danny is faking something or disguising himself but 99% of us didn't recognize the photoshopped pic.

[@onceinadream4999]

Jokes on you I didn't recognize any of those two

[@stepharoth]

I love Danny talking about how cool it would be to have 3D-printed clothes custom made to your measurements. Like, my dude.... my guy. We already can do that with fabric clothes. It's called tailoring 😭😭😭

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Everything old is new again.

[@j-id2zt]

Lmfao

[@_.-_]

And it doesn't even leave microplastics in the water every time it's washed, or when it's thrown in a landfill! (which...it still baffles be that ppl throw clothes in a landfill unless theyre really done for and completely unuseable)

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Yeah, but tailoring is a process after the fact. He's talking about having a "you size" that you can just apply to the clothes' "schematics" you 3D print/have 3D printed for you. At least, I assume that's what he's talking about.

[@kwarra-an]

​@@MadAliceInWonderlandyou can have patterns drafted specifically to your measurements, but yeah it's not like... printed.

[@NoNameNomad....]

Congrats Danny and Laura on the birth of your son. That's amazing news. Lil Baby Gonzalez is gonna be dripped out in the most futuristic bizarre clothes, actually nah he'll be fine, Laura's not a KZbinr lol. Congrats dude 🎉. Also, we need a 3rd 'man of the future attire' video, these are hilarious

[@SleeperMKUltra4]

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[@foxythe3ed]

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[@missgracelollll]

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[@torinokami8431]

Neon vorteeeeex

[@monodragon]

neon vorteeeex

[@BeatBladesman-Fur-Hire]

neon vorteeeex

[@grac7791]

In all timelines, no matter where Danny walked after getting his new futuristic clothing, he always died So poetic, truly a lesson to be learned from this. No matter where any of us walk, and no matter how cool our fit is, we all die

[@junglejin3096]

In the future if you walk more than five metres at a time you collapse and die because of climate change and air pollution

[@urikostar7164]

🙄🙄🙄

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Maybe the real clothes of the future are whatever you're going to be wearing in the casket.

[@Luna-Lovegood]

i love your pfp :D

[@HoneyM1lkart]

You're a bundle of joy /j

[@eternallustformedusa4844]

15:35 i can’t believe how hairy danny’s son is. i wonder what side of the family the pointed ears are from.

[@meenakshy973]

Duudee😭😭

[@H4T3CR1M3S]

😭😭😭😭

[@GemAndMoth]

I love the hopeful optimism Danny has online shopping compared to veteran Drew Gooden’s thinly veiled cynicism. He’s been in the trenches too long.

[@ValeriaRodriguez-tj4ml]

LMFAOOO

[@salis-salis]

Yeah but who is who?

[@carrie8751]

I bought a shirt made out of plastic bags you get your groceries in, it feels like linen , and is so comfortable comes out of the wash and dryer fine. It’s so soft. I love it, but haven’t seen another one. I was so surprised. Now I have more money for socks, because it was cheap also.

[@dragonetafireball]

Danny already living the dad life being barely able to calculate the son’s age

[@esmeraldabarajas6097]

Danny discovering what deodorant marks are at almost 30 years old is so funny to me 😂

[@renellefinley129]

That was from him grabbing the shirt you can see it was fine then him grabbing it it made the marks

[@Sapphichearts]

I wish I was him, I've never gotten a black t-shirt on without marks

[@doxaforthesoul]

@@SapphicheartsI’ve never gotten a black t-shirt on *with* marks…am I just built different? What’s up with that? Bodies are weird man

[@fattdamon1980]

​@@doxaforthesoul Do you bunch up the bottom of your shirt before sliding it over your head or do you just go in without taking notice? If you bunch it up you can usually avoid the marks. It may also have to do with weight because I've noticed if I'm heavier then I'm more prone to it. And yes I've put way more thought into it than necessary throughout my life

[@doxaforthesoul]

@@fattdamon1980 Honestly, I just put it on normally, I’ve never even considered there’s techniques haha. Am a tiny bit overweight, but not particularly heavy I guess. It’s probably just…like that for some people, and for others not so much. That’s some mysterious shit right there

[@StoutCorvus]

Danny has been a dad for a short while, but he's already growing out the goatee, love it. Dad vibes.

[@HOPEWROLDCULT]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY THAT NOTICED!! HE'S GOING TO BE AN AWESOME DAD!!

[@misstra_knowitall]

the beard is just the starter set for dads

[@alisonpurgatory85]

the return of Ned Flames

[@chiatakis]

Yes I’m so not used to Danny having facial hair 😭

[@misstra_knowitall]

@@chiatakis mostly bc he never has lol, especially since he jokes abt not being able to grow a beard

[@creamimoon1530]

i watch this video every day daniel ... i see you changed the thumbnail .

[@ivoryphoenix7]

I don’t understand why he decided to change the thumbnail and title when it’s been out for half a year. The original was better imo.

[@creamimoon1530]

@@ivoryphoenix7big agree 😭 i kinda miss it

[@mitskimaxxing]

​@ivoryphoenix7to compare which thumbnail and title attracted more clicks and views

[@tracychallice1099]

also a new parent and felt that dissociation between babies and people so hard. it’s like you made a person, but they’re not people yet. and of course acknowledging or thinking about it at all feels mean and dehumanizing but you can’t help it. my baby’s 3 months now and he’s definitely getting more peopleish

[@maryk7262]

at first it's like they're just a crying potato

[@_g0r3c0r3]

i have a lil brother nd that shits real

[@kwarra-an]

Yeah, like they're definitely human, but they're not quite a people for the first few months

[@tracychallice1099]

He started constant fart noises at 5 months, highest form of comedy achieved, definitely a full human now

[@matsgoodyear3068]

Can definitely relate. At first the give so little feedback, no smiles no laughter no noises except for the crying. But every day they become more funny and human

[@ValueNetwork]

I’m incredibly happy that the “Danny is a sleep paralysis demon” joke made it to the main channel!

[@nala1616]

He has another channel?

[@skoodyboo222]

@@nala1616yeah its called 2 danny 2 furious

[@vintage-radio]

I saw that post earlier today

[@camelliatea6319]

Oh yeah! Way to go Danny

[@nala1616]

@@skoodyboo222 thanks :)

[@vroomvroomvroom889]

As someone from the future, I can confirm that these outfits are exactly what I would wear on my day-to-day basis.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Thank you for using time travel to write this comment

[@Nina-wh6hb]

YOU WEAR CLOTHES??!

[@clodolcmidnights837]

Hooray, now I don’t need to take 17 Benadryls inorder to see the hat man!

[@klaraplivova3392]

From a fabric standpoint, we had fabrics made from wood for years now. Viscose is made from celullose, usually from wood or cotton. And there’s also Lyocell which follows the same recipe but with wood from eucalyptus, which is known for its cooling effect.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I am THRILLED to find out about this, it's great I'm now going to have to check every article of clothing I buy to make sure it doesn't have eucalyptus in it.

[@brendamurithi_Kari]

im Kenyan and some communities in our country and uganda too that make fabric from tree bark even pre colonial period it was already there, is it similar or different

[@TPRM1]

Sadly they don’t change colour, though. That was an anti-perspirant mark at 18:36. (Don’t ask me how they get there, but they always do.)

[@luminolmortis5927]

i didn't really think about it, but i crochet and i see bamboo fiber yarn all over as well! it's somewhat similar to cotton and also known for being cool in temperature.

[@IvanaV_]

@@luminolmortis5927 yes I've used bamboo before!

[@kittyscreativecorner]

I’m so glad to have seen literally all the Gregs completely respecting Danny and Laura’s decision to keep their son’s life private and off the internet. Since he arrived I literally have not seen a single Greg ask for any info other than his and Laura’s good health. Truly love this community ❤

[@thekambIer]

Thankful to know that Danny is being a GREAT fashion example for Gregling.

[@lemin0u]

GREGLING

[@livewiiiiire]

Lil Greglet

[@jamesnugent2213]

GREGLING OMG 😭😭

[@leeh4669]

GREGLING

[@lunamercury_3113]

😭😭😭

[@Icecreamweirdo111]

15:25 it’s crazy to think that there are already people that never experienced Covid. Time is passing so quickly that even 2018 feels nostalgic.

[@drlctr]

THE FOOT CENSORING IS SO FUNNY GOING UNMENTIONED HELP

[@sierrajohnson717]

the idea that there is a dude that just tosses his socks on a weekly basis instead of washing them just casually walking amongst us is terrifying

[@smosh_crone]

hey danny just started the video but i wanted to say congrats to you and laura on your new baby!

[@tamarye]

during the beginning of this video my headphones didnt work and i just genuinely thought danny was advertising his merch dead silently

[@ritisha9242]

I love it when content creators mention other content creators (that usually make different types of videos) in their videos. It feels like a crossover.

[@NotOnLand]

It's so wild that Danny is simultaneously a year older than me, a father, and also a teenaged boy. Like those aren't mutually exclusive but still I'm glad little Greg is doing well, and we will continue calling him that even if you tell us his real name

[@cristayoutubes]

Love to see Danny planning ahead and getting an outfit for his child’s 27th birthday !

[@BrunoFernandes-ty7mf]

Not gonna lie, feeling not warm (in any degree possible) is EXACTLY what i would like to feel when putting clothes. Living in Brazil, my situation is feeling like entering an oven everytime i leave home. So i am actually excited if this is some kind of new clothing technology for the future.

[@squireturnbolt]

Not Danny wanting to be a sleep paralysis demon again 😂 Also, congrats on being a father to your very own spooky boy!

[@pisscvre69]

if say he succeeded, he was the hatman all along we never knew! dam it gregs how did we miss this!!

[@howdycowboy247]

Danny in a douchy hat and sunglasses is by far the best disguise he's ever worn. Unrecognizable

[@michaelhaydenbell]

FINALLY, Danny making some calculated moves to once and for all end the tired joke about him and Drew Gooden being the same person, by releasing some content so drastically different than anything Drew would do that nobody could ever make that mistake again.

[@Msp0309]

I won’t lie this comment was the thing that made me realize this video was made by danny and not drew

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

Congratulations on becoming a dad! I wish all the happiness for you, Laura and your son!

[@emilyb.8219]

I like how the underwear of the future are just essentially the underwear of the past lol, from back before synthetic fabrics were invented and everything was made of cotton, linen, and wool

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I kid you not, I think we'd all be a whole lot better off if we pivoted away from cheap synthetic fast fashion clothing and back to durable, high-quality clothes made of not plastic. Everyone but the sweatshop owners, at least.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@eyesofthecervino3366 100%, just need to make those kinds of clothes more affordable and people would flock to buying them again

[@ChickenKinglolz]

​@@eyesofthecervino3366as long as shein and other cheap chinese sweatshops exist, we will never get rid of clothes made only for the landfill

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@@eyesofthecervino3366 real

[@fusion1203]

9:56 yooo matpat talks about Danny at times and Danny has finally returned the favor

[@Im-guy]

Honestly, they should do a collab or something

[@fusion1203]

@@Im-guy yeah, that would be so cool :D

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

@Im-guy that would be sick!

[@adam.e2154]

That would've been sick

[@your_cute_]

⁠@@Im-guyI would be there is 0 seconds if they did a collab

[@chtprankster0421]

Yay Danny, we’re all happy to see you back and still funny as ever!

[@gastapasta1061]

THE THUMBNAIL CHANGE it caught me off guard so much

[@NaudVanDalen]

16:52 It's crazy how they just send a hat with an ad on it to get more sales when people see it.

[@antchrist6987]

21:21 Drew Gooden fire joke of the video 😂

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

20:21 love that he said “oak seeds” instead of “acorns” lol

[@leah6997]

personally, i'm diggin the new thumbnail

[@Simiano_decaprio]

Same

[@lilxamryn]

14:38 THE HAMBURGULAR

[@realRatRat]

i've always taken issue with trying to predict future trends. if it's wrong, then it's wrong. but if it's right, then it most likely just encouraged people to dress that way. we should be dressing how we want regardless of trends. trends should not be manufactured

[@Random-sk6hm]

Disagree, I'm a fashion trendsetter and wanna control how everyone dresses 💕

[@myarmyblinkinneverland7475]

random what the heck 🤮

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I mean I don't think this is going to encourage enough people to dress in 6-foot wide hats to make it a big fashion trend.

[@chesspiece4257]

@@FrenkTheJoyidk people did it with skirts. took a few decades but i believe in us

[@Icecreamweirdo111]

20:11 50 degrees?! Here in Britain, our warmest temperature is about 15 degrees, and that’s practically boiling for us chaps. God save the king

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Lmao

[@cozycasasmr4510]

F not C

[@maymorning8504]

Thanks for this video, I had a baby on October 18th and I’ve been really stressed about her friends mocking me for not being trendy when she turns 30. Taking copious notes.

[@MrMoralHighground]

i am a single father with a 9 year old and all the other kids in the street use my place as a hangout which on the one hand annoys the hell out of me because i am constantly shouting things like "keep the door shut" but on the other hand i know what they are up to and am able to keep a better eye on them

[@jonnnnniej]

As a someone from the Netherlands I'm happy to hear Danny talk about Dutch clogs! My uncle who was a farmer wore wooden clogs. They are apparently surprisingly warm! So screw you wooden shirt haha

[@derutceldoor7410]

They arent that warm naturally actually, farmers used to put hay in them during the winter

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Clogs are iconic and are responsible for the hardest TikTok song rn

[@Minty_Aftertaste]

​@derutceldoor7410 a clog is essentially like a shoe. They've been made for your foot. How & who is stuffing their clogs with hay? Fun fact we do have socks too here. & I'm also confused about the words "used to".

[@derutceldoor7410]

@@Minty_Aftertaste I'm from Drenthe man, farmers back in the day, stuffed their clogs with hay if they needed to go out quickly

[@douloureux.]

I mean ‘vollebak’ sounds like a Dutch brand, so we’re turning into wood out here

[@freddiiscool]

Happy to have you back…. Not that I missed you because I JUST discovered your channel but after binge watching 200 videos of yours in the past 30 days I feel like I’m happy to see you haha … in all seriousness tho congratulations on your baby glad everyone is happy and healthy keep shining my guy

[@happyswife427]

Honestly you found this channel a month ago and he wasn't uploading in that time, I think it's fair to say you missed him; Danny has returned 🎉

[@corvusmonedula]

Welcome aboard new Greg

[@Random-sk6hm]

Welcome to Greg. You can never leave and must sacrifice your soul to us. Hope you have the best time here!

[@xXxINeedHelpxXx]

Lets be honest you went to newest to see someone talk abt the drastic thumbnail change

[@OnceAnOcto]

sigh... yeah

[@Raiye2]

Sigh 2.. yeah.

[@edwarda.7864]

I'm not doing another sigh. But yeah, you're on the money.

[@g00dbunny]

Sigh 3… yeah

[@bulldozer8950]

You can tell dannys really made it when he looks at a $100 virtual outfit and says “that’s so worth it”

[@therearewaytoomanygoodthin5895]

Idk how else to say it, but Danny looks VERY distinctly like a dad now. Like, if I saw him on the street it'd think "oh this guy is 100% a dad"

[@Furbzryt]

Its the dad essence

[@horizonkyun7203]

i think it’s the stubble lmao

[@therearewaytoomanygoodthin5895]

@@horizonkyun7203 that, and also the gray hair lol

[@milklea]

im CRYING over the 15:00 outfit oh my god the hat and claws 😭

[@CASSerrr0le]

WE NEED THE RETURN OF THE TACTICAL STROLLER, DANNY.

[@ThatOneGuy-gd8jm]

16:47 Damn, the dog reacted by changing its breed

[@KaspYAR]

"I do mess with the idea of 3D printed clothing though, thats kind of sick, the idea that everything you own can fit you perfectly because its like, 3D printed, custom to your body is kinda cool" Danny, Danny thats just tailored clothing, or even just any time era before Fast Fashion

[@mirillis6083]

We've come full circle

[@redofthewolves]

I feel like Danny already did this video but I'm still here for it! Happy holidays Daniel, hope you and the baby and the lady are all well

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

ever heard of a sequel...? also the video he did before was about what people in the 50s thought we would be wearing now

[@scarlettttt9]

he did fashion of the past this is of the future

[@azebramoomoo2727]

@@scarlettttt9well it was more of the future of the past

[@katelynduerr]

lmao why'd you call him daniel also that video is on his second channel not his main one

[@Tw0Dots]

@@mallbratgirl_3005ever heard of a mistake? Its just a comment kid

[@annamay731]

Aww. Congratulations on your new son Danny! Glad to hear that he's healthy, and I bet you and Laura will be awesome parents! ❤

[@theanarchist9733]

21:13 Old fashion those things are old fashion

[@zenyasar]

12:27 missed the opportunity to say "back to the future"

[@madamDever]

omg ur right

[@Bendricklamar]

You know Danny is a real one bc of how he’s stayed loyal and used to same guy to model his merch for all these years

[@natbrown7012]

ok but was I the only one who did a double take when danny started talking to jake? He's been there since the beginning and knowing that he's still working with danny is so cool!