Speedrunning your dumb ideas

1 Super Mario Odyssey Speedrunner vs all of your dumb Super Mario Odyssey Speedrun ideas. This could only possibly go well.
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[@GameBlock_]

Rock Paper Scissors% needs to be an official speedrun category now

[@maxenglish5106]

It is very good, but I feel like it just gets solved as soon as the five fastest moons are determined and someone gets five straight wins. Then WR is just unbeatable and there's no reason to try

[@sobblegaming350]

Make it the full game

[@AlexeKokota1]

Rock Paper Scissors, Max% (The world record is first the most amount of wins in a save file, then the time.

[@sobblegaming350]

@@AlexeKokota1 amazing

[@germin9784]

@@AlexeKokota1 Like MinCaps, but instead of the number of captures, the number of RPS wins

[@royalfizzbin2131]

Came for the catgirls, stayed for Fir losing 7 rounds of rock paper scissors in a row.

[@jordanleighton6893]

A man of culture as well

[@randomyoutubeuser44]

Honestly the catgirl% is a great idea, it could also be performed with pixel Luigis though

[@inkfae9916]

Against basically a random number generator

[@CobaltPerseverance154]

@@randomyoutubeuser44 As well as Mario and Captain Toad.

[@randomyoutubeuser44]

@@CobaltPerseverance154 Yeah of course

[@Hamster07]

7:27 cappy: Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that... mario: proceeds to brute-force it

[@outspade]

same vibe as “you cant just blow a hole into the surface of mars”

[@Nuno2769]

wysi

[@zeldaenby224]

Not only that, he brute-forces it 100 times

[@troller624]

@@Nuno2769 I see it

[@thislowqualitypillow]

„Mario stop manipulating reality by rolling and throwing me against a wall“

[@Suichimo]

15:10 "Screw you, Mario. That's like your sixth rock in a row." Says the person who went scissors six times in a row.

[@jimmybobjoe457]

In Round 2 he said rock 8 times in a row. Round 4 he said rock & Mario said paper for most of it.

[@masterboa6321]

and the person that went rock for a whole round

[@vukilics9027]

I saw this comment exactly on that quote

[@trasyf845]

@@vukilics9027 a

[@bacondan5489]

Lol

[@chameleonfoot]

Mario, clipping into the pyramid for the 65th time. Cappy: Doesn’t seem like you can brute force that……

[@Zel-Veraan]

Mario: I'M MAKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!

[@theiceman4494]

I was looking a comment like this

[@rebeccahbare]

Cappy again on 97th time clipping into the pyramid: we should stop now this seems inpossible. Mario: NOOOO WERE ALMOST DONE!

[@airam1721]

He's right tho, he didn't break the walls to get in, he just clipped himself in

[@locospain1]

@@Zel-Veraan MAC N CHEESE BOI

[@angeldude101]

I'm sorry, but Amogus% shouldn't be just based on words in the moon's name. It should be to collect every Hat-and-Seek moon. You know, the ones were you have to talk to the impostor hats.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

And also among

[@RageTGoA]

I thought that Amogus% was to get cosmonaut outfit for Mario as quickly as possible

[@pinkmell0w]

@@RageTGoA Combine both, first get the cosmonaut costume and THEN look for the hat-and-seek moons

[@harrybest2041]

What about finding objects which look like an Among Us Crewmate?

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

@@pinkmell0w what about the among moons

[@jalen2512]

Isn’t it obvious why he kept beating you? You kept telling him what you were going for before getting the moon!

[@Ryan_Metzelar]

Lmao

[@0_.Hello._1]

:0

[@Therealeclipsevr]

That one he couldn’t see was scissors

[@iniqui]

@@Therealeclipsevr he meant to say he always told what he was playing before Mario played.

[@sonsique]

@@iniqui yeah but he still told mario about it

[@Pixelcraftian]

RPS% interested me and I'm so happy that the rest of the comments agree that this needs to be an actual category extension _(plus Mario is a god at RPS apparently LMAO)_ Awesome video :D

[@C1ementin3]

I really never noticed that Mario's hand changes during the animation. The idea is amazing!

[@NT_Unused]

Hey PixelCraftian

[@rylieervin625]

​@@C1ementin3same what the heck 💀

[@wenk300]

You threw 8 rock in a row Screw you

[@Pablo360able]

Fir: plays rock-paper-scissors against Mario Mario activating sicko mode: *It doesn’t seem like you can brute-force that*

[@martinmarkov9707]

Underrated gem.

[@urcolas8189]

Mario should become a professional rock paper scissors athlete

[@relly179]

Mario is too good!!!

[@orangepeelz3579]

isn't that just yugioh

[@loganrieck4750]

He did in Color Splash basically

[@cj3537]

@@loganrieck4750 true. i won so many coins on that

[@An_Entire_Lime]

I present you: Paper mario color splash

[@llawliet666]

There was a 1.5625% chance of Mario winning that much.

[@Sky_Guy]

There is also a 1.5% chance that Mario is sentient.

[@fishpickles7316]

theres also a 1.5625% chance of mario losing then

[@KeroseneZanchu]

@@fishpickles7316 I don't think you know how statistics work.

[@fishpickles7316]

@@KeroseneZanchu they both have equal chances of winning, that's how rock paper scissors works

[@shadefire8605]

But Fir only had to win once. Mario had to win 7 times in order to get that percentage

[@KonroMan]

Crappy: “Doesn’t seem like you can brute-force that…” Fir: Proceeds to brute-force through reality to the other side of the door 100 times.

[@duckseason5325]

*Cappy Or am I wrong, and you ment to say Crappy.

[@bjp4869]

@@duckseason5325 I fear we'll never know

[@cameronwheeler9082]

@@bjp4869CORRECT! but seriously crappy?

[@Dabloonville111]

​@@bjp4869Oh hey someone that isn't toxic! Great!!!

[@Devil100347]

I would love it so much if during hide and seek or the next collab someone said to fir "hey look its the guy that lost 7 matches of rock paper scissors to Mario"

[@brontoburtt]

so fir became an insurance scoundrel, a cat person, and a rock paper scissors champion i think that looks good on a resume

[@aydanwissel5631]

Not so sure about the last one

[@LordPhilipJFry]

Is he really a champion with a 1-7 record?

[@robinsuj]

@@LordPhilipJFry Well, Mario is clearly a grand champion, so beating him was like beating Magnus Carlsen in chess. I think that classifies him as a champion

[@tkienjoyer]

@@robinsuj we need rated rock paper scissors

[@RGC_animation]

I wouldn't say RPS champion, but the other definitely.

[@goldenwarrior1186]

Fun fact: Mario rarely plays scissors, so the trick to winning is the meme strategy of always playing paper (that some people use irl for some reason even though it makes you super predictable)

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

I read this just as Mario used scissors.

[@livvylisvlog8106]

The reason is that Mario was supposed to be a character for adults, not a children’s character, according to Shigeru Miamoto. In Mario 64, when Mario collects a star, he does a ✌️to the camera, and that was because of Shigeru’s friend and co-worker Takushi Tezuko (I think I spelt the names wrong) liked stuff cute and added the cheesy ✌️sign, that's how Mario became a series for kids. Shigeru thought that banning the ✌️sign was the only way to let him have some peace. It only made it to SMO because Shigeru didn't take part in SMO a lot, but the chances are slim to get a ✌️in SMO.

[@AmeVIRUS_]

@@livvylisvlog8106 in addition to this, i'm pretty sure i heard that SMO had all three because hidden behind the stars/shines in galaxy/sunshine the animations were each of the other two poses. (think it was on dykg, might have been smant)

[@Gunnphil13]

🗿 💵(first result for a paper emoji) ✌️

[@L1nk2002]

"Mario is a being of Chaos, you can't rationalize him" this made me laugh way more than expected.

[@kintrix007]

He played us! He only showed himself wearing cat ears for a brief moment, because he knows we want more! And the only way we can get more is to check out his streams! Very clever, Fir, very clever...

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

I don't think that was intentional though.

[@Baeginning]

Remind me whenever I meet Fir IRL to challenge him to Rock Paper Scissors to boost my ego.

[@Mr.Coincidence]

That rock paper scissors percent is a stroke of genius and you can't tell me otherwise.

[@caidensmith4456]

Cappy: It doesn't seem like you can brute-force that...

[@mythiccheese_]

rockpaperscissors% was actually the funniest thing i've seen in this game, good vid as usual

[@CobaltPerseverance154]

If anyone cares, his odds for losing the rock paper scissors 7 times was a 0.78125% chance... And I thought I was unlucky!

[@supC_]

He won on the 7th attempt, though. So he only lost 6 times, which is a 1/64 or ca 1.5625% chance. Although that is the correct odds for him winning on round 7.

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@supC_ pretty sure he said it took him 8 tries to win at the end there

[@supC_]

@@chainsawboy2388 Unless you think he cut an attempt out of the video, the splash screen before the winning run said “Round 7.” I think it’s more likely he wasn’t keeping track while streaming and was just off by one than that he left out a round in post.

[@SoundaXx]

The rock, paper, scissor% is the funniest thing ever. I need every speedrunner to do this

[@ReitheOffbeatOtaku]

Simplyfir became Simply*fur* right in front of our eyes at 5:20

[@sneed2600]

That's 5:19 too long

[@ed765super]

FF's chat: *comes up with interesting yet challenging tasks* Meanwhile in Smallant's: S N I F F P A U L E N T I N A ' S F E E T

[@squarohedron0664]

who's paulentina

[@ed765super]

@@squarohedron0664 the green haired chick from kid icarus

[@squarohedron0664]

@@ed765super that's not how it's spelled

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@ed765super ‘green haired chick’ lmao she’s a freaking god that’s some way to describe her I guess

[@ed765super]

@@chainsawboy2388 I only really know her from smash and barely from that.

[@MrUproot]

Cappy: “It doesn’t seem like you can brute force that” Literally everyone:

[@aydanwissel5631]

We need more SMO content creators singing. We already got Smant and Fir, next target is CJ.

[@Mimikkyudayo]

Every copy of Mario Odyssey is personalized, Mario picked up on your speedrunning strategies to win rock paper scissors

[@MstrKipper]

Wait Insurance% is actually kind of a cool speedrun with some cool routing, I'm a fan

[@MstrKipper]

Wait I've never seen the "Don't... break it..." line that's so tragic D : I'm GLAD I never found that playing the game lol

[@_snowyfall_]

@@MstrKipper same, it's so dang sad XD

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

It is actually the worst speedrun in the game, you have to break da smol car :c

[@_snowyfall_]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl yeah ;/

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl Be a dick% where you rush to Metro to break the RC car

[@ThePandaclash]

I think the RPS run might be better if you have to reset the counter but the run continues, so the more you lose the farther you have to get into the game and the more out of the way you need to go for new moons

[@rapidriver]

Seeing you lose to Mario in rock paper scissors multiple times is more entertaining than I thought xD

[@frayzard]

Fir always looks like he's worried about Mario's well-being

[@Fir]

I am worried about Mario's well-being

[@Idiotic_Idiot666]

Cappy: "Doesnt look like ypu can brute force it." Mario: "Hold my beer"

[@Logiebear2310]

You

[@Idiotic_Idiot666]

@@Logiebear2310 oops typo thxs

[@meldarion]

I think the reason Mario kept winning is because you called it before he had to pick, he was just cheating

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Cappy: "doesn't seem like you can force brute tha-" Mario: _phases through the entrance_

[@wenk300]

Also Mario when clipping for the 69th time "Back by unpopular demand, me!"

[@dolfinsbizou]

Fir losing 6 times in a row to a game of rock paper scissors against a computer is so god damn funny

[@lydlyd.13]

Props to the people who think of these ideas. I'm way to uncreative for that

[@burnin8able]

mario really is out here going "good ol' rock. nothing ever beats that."

[@tjeffersonb]

Damn, Mario’s better at Rock Paper Scissors than I thought

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I hope he does this again, I want to see Lisreal% (the goal is to run three times around the fountain in the N64 courtyard while holding exactly 2401 coins)

[@gilolaes4725]

Pretty sure ground pounding a taxi would force an insurance claim too.

[@obamination1]

I like how he starts out with random speedruns, and then spends the entire rest of the video doing Rockpaperscissors%

[@Chizinky]

RPS% was too epic and seeing you get mauled by mario's skillz was just too funny XD

[@dlm292]

Cappy: doesn’t seem like you can brute force it Speedrunners: that sign can stop me because I can’t read

[@-themightymittens-]

Cappy: "I don't think you can brute-force that." Mario: *proceeds to brute-force it* The Rock Paper scissors was HILARIOUS! Imma do that whenever I get a moon now!

[@katrinschmid8181]

The rock paper scissors idea is so funny

[@emilymonkey]

Fir singing along to Pauline's song may just be the most endearing thing I've ever seen

[@hdbjrdb8738]

Cappy on the fourth dumb speed run: Doesn't seem like you can brute for that. Fir: Are you sure about that?

[@ItsAyJ]

RIP my catgirl% record, you had a good run. If i had to be topped by anyone though, I’m glad it was fir Edit: oh wait no I didn’t mean it like that

[@Surskiitt]

Topped by fir? 👀

[@justaguy8711]

@@Surskiitt bro thats sus that u know what that means🤨

[@ultrablueslime8216]

Were you also wearing cat ears during it

[@omlett6482]

I didn't know you could break the RC car. That poor guy, he just wanted to have fun with his toy :C

[@GBVideoGuy]

Backrooms% Get into an area you shouldn't be in Bonus challenge: HitlessTillDay% Don't get hit until you reach the checkpoint in Metro

[@TurbopropPuppy]

you'd think a speedrunner would have a better grasp on probability, but then Fir goes and loses rock paper scissors seven times to Mario

[@MrHandsomeRob1977]

Rock Paper scissors is way way way more fun than it should be. Need to make this a regular.

[@ziwuri]

If I calculated it correctly, the probability of you losing the RPS game 7 times in a row were 1/2 to the power of 7 which is 0.78%.

[@thatoneguy547]

13:08 i havent heard any paper mario: the oragami king music in a long while

[@chompercs983]

“I swear this is completely random” and yet Mario is beating you like a chess bot

[@inenmity]

In this video we have learned that Mario is indeed insane at Rock Paper Scissors

[@Quinten-sn6it]

I had to laugh so hard during the rock, paper, scissors% so funny and an amazing idea!

[@allpowerful5401]

“Sing along? You can’t expect me to,… jump up in the air da, da dada, daa”

[@masonlikestoplayroblox1115]

I love that Capy says when you roll to the pyramid he says "Looks like you don't have the Brute - Force like that" : Speedrunners roll through door

[@spockamania]

Cowards count sheep to fall asleep. I count pyramid clips to go to bed. Also, Fir giving off some serious twink energy singing jump up superstar and I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about it 😂

[@ivanabaev8063]

Suggestion: Nut% You must collect every nut moon in the game. This includes golden seeds, nut moons, and nut sub areas. To spice things up… in every kingdom where Peach appears in the post game you must take a nut and throw it on the princess head. This will be the nuttiest category ever. And of course you must finish as fast as possible)

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

I want to know what you are smoking

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

*GIMME SOME*

[@RoboSparkle]

I had no idea about the RPS thing, but that is actually genius! I feel like that would be a great game to play along with during regular speedruns too. Obviously we know now it isn't just luck-based as Mario has VERY low odds of winning that much by chance; it can only mean he's genuinely cracked at the game. Probably all the times he's been practicing when we collected moons but didn't notice, he was getting the download on our micro-expressions

[@tabletgenesis3439]

Cappy: Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that... Him: Obviously I can!

[@TazerXI]

When Catgirl% first appeared as the sub goal, I knew it was going to be great

[@jorgem.9690]

I like that you put the coconut mall as a background music for this video 👍

[@redpeng1124]

LOSING 6 TIMES IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IS A 1.6% CHANCE LMAOOO

[@x2insanejarvis952]

4:47 pov fir getting clipped like small ant and always hearing that song for the rest of his career 😂

[@spiderbean8342]

Never thought I'd say this but marios actually cracked at rock paper scissors

[@electroenjoyer2437]

Catgirl% is now my favorite Odyssey speedrun

[@ALTsquared]

Because of your pfp and name, I can see that

[@AnimatorJuusoz]

I think Mario has a higher chance of going for rock and paper, because Shigeru Miyamoto banned Mario from using the peace sign at one point due to Miyamoto thinking the games were going too far away from his original idea of what Mario was and were becoming too cutesy. So by constantly picking rock, you were statistically dooming yourself to fail.

[@Ratsos12]

Thank you, between you crushing an rc taxi and then serenading us, you’ve made my day!

[@Deadchannel312]

Like Sonic says. You just gotta go fast

[@Checkerchamp]

Mario is too good at Rock Paper Scissors

[@drewfrye5031]

I love how Fir became a Firry for the second speedrun

[@kiiaaa164]

The fact He actually sat there for I don’t know how long clippings threw walls true legend of smo.

[@atti_odyssey]

Your videos are great!

[@atti_odyssey]

Great video!

[@CodeF53]

If Rps% was real it would literally just be 5moons but you reset stupidly

[@stone5against1]

Love how the Rock Paper Scissors% took longer overall than an Any% run haha

[@loganmiller7827]

I thought that Fir singing along to the song was really cute to listen to. I could put that on repeat, he just sounds so sweet doing it

[@atten1976]

I think you missed the Yoshi sub area with taxis in it. It’s like the tank one.

[@Fir]

That one isn't in Metro Kingdom. We were only getting the taxis in metro

[@atten1976]

@@Fir thanks for commenting. Sorry

[@atten1976]

@@Fir thanks for commenting. Sorry

[@epikitee2186]

imagine if you tried to play rps% and got every moon in the game without reaching 5 wins or 5 losses.

[@justaguy8711]

Then reatry

[@justaguy8711]

Retry*

[@abugidaiguess]

ok but this is so unlikely the calculator app on my phone just calls it 0

[@Inksploded]

I LOOOVE how cappy says: You cant brute force it like that

[@valunist]

16:34 HEY THATS MY SECOND FAVORITE WORD (I have two first is normal the second one is pog

[@bretterry8356]

I'm surprised that nipple% wasn't included, but maybe that's too popular. You could combine catgirl% with nipple% and made catnip%. First get the swim trunks, then find the cats.

[@greenlightning6803]

I love that he still sounds professional when talking about the speedrun ideas

[@somerandomdude7815]

and i love that you played masked DDD theme throughout the rockpaperscissors thing

[@tobysuren]

"Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that..." *brute forces it 100 times in 29 and a half minutes*

[@qwertycomp9618]

It’s funny how enjoyable it was to watch Fir lose round after round to Mario in rock paper scissors lol

[@designerwookiee]

I guess Mario and Luigi are the types to settle sibling disputes with Rock-Paper-Scissors, cuz that's the only thing I can think of that would make Mario such a -wahoo- beast at RPS. Nothing like being the one to get to ride shotgun or have the last cookie to motivate you to gitgud at RPS.

[@zman5226]

Fir: mario you went rock four times in a row what are you doing Mario: winning apparently

[@TheImmortalMushroom]

"That's just any percent with extra steps" HE SAID THE THING

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Insurance% accually sounds like a fun run with some unique Features like getting the tourist started so you have to do the desert kingdom

[@no-one-1]

There is only a 0.0007 chance of losing Rock Paper Scissors 7 times in a row. Mario is a god

[@jellypika3586]

Fir: Rock, Paper, or Scissors, or whatever. Also Fir: * Does hand motions for rock scissors paper *

[@zesty7045]

Mario be like :without me you can’t do anything Speedrunner: you can’t move without me Crappy: you can’t get anywhere without me

[@S574i]

Wait wait, hold the phone, DID YOU CALL CAPPY CRAPPY?

[@ooofboiz]

The challenge I have is fullcycle% basically on the kingdom select thing, you want to make it so you can go to mushroom kingdom from darker side, and you have to do the select thing and make it so it's from darker side into mushroom kingdom, basically beat darker side, but you want to see it make the full cycle

[@The_Irish_Dutch_VanderLinde]

Fir:I'm not gonna be doing the singing percent on this festival Also Fir:🎶Oh jump up in the air jump up don't scared🎶

[@unagszor]

This was good stuff Fir - keep it up! And I'm very glad to get to see Catgirl% lolol

[@razery1225]

I love how he used King Ollie's theme IN RPS% And Revenge of the king, that's a banger aswell.