Tryna get into Heaven

[@julienolke]

If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

[@halvsketchy9293]

Poor Julie Nook when she finds out somebody took her spot😔

[@rod1404]

Hey Julia how about a sequel?

[@Draknalor186]

Comment 4 days ago? on a sketch from 2019, what's happening O_O

[@rod1404]

@@Draknalor186 I usually wait 5 years. You chode.

[@Luca_5425]

Yooi

[@SilverCuz]

I was hoping that 'Julia Nolk' was going to come in after her and be denied.

[@joeschebler6236]

Yeah, to continued or part 2

[@ErykaSoleil]

Mylar : Me too!

[@_tsu_]

nah, she takes julie nolke's badge and gets through

[@RashaKahn]

@@_tsu_ but there is no Julie Nokle badge...

[@aaaaaaaaooooooo]

She gets in as the wrong person, but an ethics professor is going to help her fake it by giving her lessons on morality.

[@austxflor]

My name was right there!!! She said I had already signed in. Then I might’ve called her a liar. It’s SO hot here. -Julia Nolk

[@izzyagreste9564]

Nolke*

[@thunka8033]

@@izzyagreste9564 they're making a joke about the real "Julia Nolk" that comes in later, after Julia Nolke got in by abusing name pronunciation

[@izzyagreste9564]

@@thunka8033 Lmao

[@dannybenhur6123]

Every Government office be like...

[@jacobj.liptow8049]

😂 If I don’t Julie Nolke sitting at a desk with a flower pen when I die I’m gonna be upset

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Okay, CLEARLY there's something wrong with the Heaven administration if Ghandi is still going with his hunger strike.

[@konomil3927]

I would rather go to hell than deal with that ‘angel’

[@TheBritishActingCoach]

Wahhhhhh love it! So all over this, so glad I found you!!!! Go on gal! x

[@viditjain2653]

Okay I'm Indian and that Gandhi joke at the end was totally hilarious!

[@arthousefilms]

That was cute. Great characters.

[@deydraniadiancecht8298]

Meanwhile, Julia Nolke goes to Heaven and finds out she's already been checked in and is sent to hell for using a fake name... Way to go, Julie!

[@carrotdays9737]

That’s li,s the good place on Netflix in a nutshell

[@outcastforever1876]

I would be like I rather go in the other door Thank you very much

[@jimmyjab190]

i would love to see Ghandis DJ set

[@heredownunder]

Must be hard to play awkward, without being totally awkward.

[@lakgirllivtree1701]

Asking for the manager? Are you sure your name isn’t Karen?

[@robtathome]

I WANT MORE of millenial check-in girl!!! (Please)

[@LindseyCox1022]

I could totally see you poisoning someone 😂

[@julienolke]

My crime of choice 😜

[@Corusame]

@@julienolke deeply concerning

[@robertmcgovern8850]

@@Corusame A number of KZbin sketch comedians have gone missing in the past two years, even as Ms. Nolk(e) has been accumulating Subscribers and Likes. Coincidence?!? Or has our JN struck a Faustian bargain -- her immortal soul, in exchange for being the funniest person on the interwebs? (Every time the Notification bell rings, another vlogger gets her wings.)

[@gaurav889]

@@robertmcgovern8850 yeesh

[@rosolenn]

@@robertmcgovern8850 Thks. I was wondering along those lines too.

[@bloojkl4520]

The receptionist has Bad Janet vibes lol

[@kseniakudrina1]

Omg yeahhhh

[@junipereve7885]

Yesssss

[@oxnard1521]

I think this whole video might just have been inspired by the good place

[@no-nu8tc]

BHAHAHA yesss

[@vidhikhurana8173]

Haha right😂

[@mahnoorraza3150]

This is the Good Place. Everything is fine.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

OR IS IT?!?!?

[@eclipse2456]

Idk What to put here you don’t get it

[@syrup8041]

Great reference

[@nick7587]

I watched that whole show, and the ending was terribly sad

[@rustymcguire718]

@@user-ft3jq5vi2l that ain't perfection

[@kurtreznor]

I bet the guy through that door has snacks.

[@michellepaul8514]

kurtreznor Hot snacks that are going to burn the hell out of you. 🤣

[@CarlssoN49]

Yeah either that or you walk through and become the snack :P

[@notareallin620]

@@michellepaul8514 Nice. I want some spicy Cheetos

[@blacksheep9772]

And booze ..... 🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🍻

[@asmitachatterjee5146]

Yasss, now I know where I wanna go 😈😎

[@mojammer]

"Well it's not Hitler" Are you sure

[@zoewells3160]

Mojammer Pretty sure, yeah?

[@dragzgaming]

Could be edward hitler . . .

[@M-CH_]

But then it would have to be Hilton...

[@piip4]

@@zoewells3160 You can't be sure. According to christian lore, you need to repent before you die in order to get to heaven, no matter your sins. Perhaps he did.

[@curtismysliwiec4589]

I mean he did kill hitler

[@aljosathewise]

Looks like something Eleanor Shellstrop would do ❤

[@jessicacole8404]

This is the comments section I came here for

[@hansgruber788]

ya basic

[@mack7235]

Aljosathewise nice

[@linam.9675]

Are you forking kidding me ! I belong here (in this comment section :p )

[@n1nj4l1nk]

She'd of called the receptionist out on being an ashhole

[@EternalDensity]

>wants to get in to heaven >doesn't want to talk to God [Visible Confusion]

[@djsosonut]

It's like when I want a nice pair of affordable shoes. I don't want to see the Chinese child labor sweatshop that makes that possible! [......I don't need directions....I can walk through the red door on my own.]

[@karenramnath9993]

This pretty much sums up most people. Doesn’t really make a lot of sense, does it?

[@lifewitholga_]

@@karenramnath9993 👏🏼

[@Mlogan11]

@@karenramnath9993 It does if you Read the Book of Job.

[@JChannel_]

God is pretty busy and he's probably trying to watch a good show at the moment. Why would you bother God when he's trying to catch up on Fuller House? Geese you should ask death if he wants to Netflix and chill.

[@Cuzjudd]

The way you did the nonchalant admin girl was literally one of the best pieces of acting I've ever seen. I think it's the absence of eye contact that makes it so funny

[@blacksheep9772]

As a receptionist, I can confirm this is exactly how to be a receptionist 😂

[@PeterSedesse]

It is literally impossible for her to make eye contact. Einstein would come out of that door and slap her.

[@faismasterx]

I've dealt with exactly two of these persons and they were insufferable. They were carbon copies of this character. LMAO

[@aspektx]

"Is there a manager I could speak to?" --Julia 'Karen' Nolke

[@Cuzjudd]

I felt like admin girl was even more of a Karen at heart

[@mdh9247]

Wow u ask frr managerr u Karrennn

[@himanbam]

*Julia "Karen" Nolk

[@aspektx]

@@himanbam fixed.

[@aspektx]

@@mirandahunt2688 you're right of course. I was simply tying that meme into the comedy of the video. To me it was the whole image of that stereotype tied into asking for a manager in the afterlife.

[@moiagarcis2562]

“Will there be snacks?” “ITs GhAnDi”

[@alexlamoore4866]

Lolllll

[@dr4477]

@@kateandrea6620 can you explain to me

[@shinzanagi1149]

@@kateandrea6620 Gandhi was known for protesting by starving himself Edit: fk I'm embarrassed

[@johnwitman8171]

Oh. I misheard it as "is there any sex"? 😂

[@bluegalaxy181]

I just thought it was 🍬

[@Goodbrew84]

To be fair, there's more than one Hitler.

[@illestvillain1971]

If you're named after Hitler what does that say about your upbringing?

[@JT-Rebel]

There was a P.E teacher named Ms. Hirtler (close enough) at my middle school...looking back 20 years ago, for some reason, none of us ever made fun of her name (it's probably because the other P.E teacher was a totally creep and everyone who had this guy for class, all reported him saying some very "questionable" things to all the 12/13 year old girls)...Also by all accounts, Ms. Hirtler was actually pretty chill, so that helped

[@Goodbrew84]

@@illestvillain1971 More likely your last name is Hitler, seeing as it's a last name.

[@SK22520]

Yeah obv, he had family

[@isaacho8230]

It's a family name

[@taniamanik2012]

Plot twist: she made this video just so people could pronounce her name right

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Probably

[@KRaikkonenSF]

I'll still say 'Nolkuh' since that's the German pronunciation and I bet that's where the name comes from. Also for the sake of trolling.

[@thedarknessherself3454]

@KRaikkonenSF lmao. We thank you for your service. Trolling is necessary for balance on the internet.😂🙏🙏

[@KRaikkonenSF]

@@thedarknessherself3454 Yeah and btw a little medal would be appreciated XD

[@thedarknessherself3454]

@KRaikkonenSF of course. Here you go: 🏆🏅🥇🏆

[@CMZneu]

Plot twist: That was actually hell and it was a form of torture, they call her back because another person with that name comes in, a series of technicalities follow and she keeps trying to get in for all eternity. Edit: i think i got the idea from an episode of tales from the crypt but i'm not really sure, def not the good place cause i only watched ep 1, so stop plz, that show might be good or whatever but is not an original idea! that plot twist has been in stories since forever.

[@noikristjansson6038]

No I think she got in the good place...

[@rsolsjo]

Next time.. on The Twilight Zone

[@Mando_W]

Sounds familiar...

[@niaanimationtale7804]

you got this idea from ‘the good place’ series

[@CMZneu]

@@niaanimationtale7804 You are aware that that show is not an original idea right?

[@mastergrilledcheese1851]

Plot twist: that was a test to see if she was going to get annoyed and determine wether she went to heaven or hell

[@mile3270]

Jay Edits that makes since

[@trblsin]

lmao... I probably would've went to hell XD

[@Thuazabi]

If there is a God and they're THAT petty, I gotta think Hell is probably a halfway decent place.

[@radhikatyagi2755]

@@Thuazabi same

[@nosajimiki5885]

​@@Thuazabi I think you have it backwards. Hell is bad in exact proportion to how petty God is. Only a petty God would choose to cause suffering for the sake of suffering, and the more petty God is, the more pointlessly horrible I would expect said punishment to be.

[@CADguru78]

I wish I was a casting director because I'd sign you to anything I was producing. :)

[@julienolke]

You’re the best! I wish you were a casting director too!!

[@artificialinsolence3182]

@KoivuTheHab xD

[@soccerruben1]

@KoivuTheHab Not to start anything. But I don't think CADguru78 is being a perv, unless CADguru78 could explain what he meant by. Besides, Julie herself didn't take it the way you did.

[@hermanrobak1285]

@KoivuTheHab No need. It was a rhetorical question; a claim dressed up as an inquiry. On the face of it, you are offered the opportunity to just state "no, Im not!". But the subtext is that you have already proven the "yes", and that you will have to go to great lengths to disprove it. You're welcome.

[@danieladiaz6800]

@KoivuTheHab can you just shut up? 😂

[@Emily-rj1ij]

Are you calling me a liar. That's like, a first degree sin

[@josephgraceadedokun1365]

😂

[@vampyre1992]

Proceeds to use God's name in vain repeatedly 🤣

[@shuvro40]

: Will there be snacks? : It's Gandhi. That part was genius...

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

@El Qone'ars It sounded like you've just read some Internet article that claimed Mother Theresa had a torture chamber in Africa and Martin Luther King ate puppies for brunch.

[@sixteen8812]

I don't get it

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

@@sixteen8812 Gandhi was famous for protesting by going through hunger strikes.

[@shreyanair6586]

IKR!!! LOL!!

[@hiteshadhikari]

@@GlassesnMouthplates but thats true, teresa was a bitch

[@thescranline]

Omg this was hilarious Julie!!!! I’ve watched it 3 times!!! Love it!

[@julienolke]

Yay!! I’m so happy you liked it 🤪🤪

[@1o1beauty]

Julie Nolke I hate squirrels- good job

[@andytoskovic]

Three times? Rookie numbers

[@shamanin-training8039]

I keep forgetting Julie plays all the characters. She's so diverse!

[@mjmaccabee7252]

Julie Nolke is such an excellent writer, and such a virtuoso actor, I don't understand why she doesn't have 10M followers and her own show yet. I look forward to her suddenly being "discovered" (and, no doubt, touted as an "overnight success" : / ).

[@drewdown826]

Bruh she died. Did you watch the video or not ?

[@aloseman]

Plot twist: she was a carbon monoxide hallucination the entire time.

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

yes! they felt like two completely different people

[@OzzyMoto.]

Your sketches get better and better, love all that you do ! ! !

[@julienolke]

Thank youuu!

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

“Does that say Hilton or Hitler...?” “Its not Hitler” “How do you know?” “Just a hunch 🙂”

[@MikhalisBramouell]

Hilton is even less likely tbh

[@jonbongjovi1869]

ah, the HITLER HUNCH! it never fails!

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@MikhalisBramouell I wouldn’t let a hilton into heaven

[@PhilipGreenShow]

You are just the best! x

[@redfirefixfox9611]

‘How do you know it’s not Hitler?’ ‘Just a hunch’ 😂😂😂

[@keeponpainting]

The secretary was cold as ice, bored and played to perfection.

[@smileyagi]

Lady at reception: What does that say, Hitler? Julia: Well it’s not hitler! Lady at reception:How do you know? 💀💀💀

[@caveatlector1591]

So the receptionist is the purgatory - annoying and passive-aggressive.

[@melindamorrison1]

You forgot to mention fornicating with fire fighter Guy.

[@KOZMOGRAFX]

Since the Fire Guy thing happened AFTER the heaven thing, one could assume that Julie was resuscitated, and already having "a badge" and perhaps a false sense of Eternal security as a result, she became considerably lax in her choices. Now let's watch "Tryna get into Heaven Part 2"... ;P

[@thomasburke9060]

That video mentions a number of instances of her fornicating.

[@guitarz76]

, or cussing out the weather girl.

[@umairsiddiqui9736]

Which video is that? Like, the one with the fire fighter guy...

[@ParzivalTheThird]

“Will there be snacks?” “It’s Ghandi.”

[@TrueFaith94]

The vocal fry 😂. Just perfect.

[@hannahpfefferle]

i wish this was a full length movie

[@j.s.t.6515]

Someone has probably recommended you The Good place" already...

[@audrijapal405]

I would be down for that.

[@-Annn-]

@@j.s.t.6515 thanks! Watched it last night, it's hilarious

[@Sp1n1985]

It's called defending your life

[@aishahnadhirah5949]

I'm ur 1000th like!

[@FranciscoAreasGuimaraes]

"Wow...even in Heaven, can't get my name right". Imagine if your name had diacrits that makes people confuse it with at least two other words... :(

[@Volatilevinnie]

Will there be snacks? It's Gandhi. Lmao!

[@curran-c]

Gandhi's DJ set lmao 😂😂😂 "Will there be snacks?" "It's Gandhi" 😂😂😂

[@katrinarosenberger9032]

I appreciate your truly original and authentic content! Great video!!

[@Movieman1885]

My Dad recently passed away, I can imagine a very similar scenario playing out for him…just with much less ‘family friendly’ language 😂❤️Thank you Julie, this gave me a very much needed laugh

[@jcak9804]

Ur amazing Julie...I felt ur frustration...enacting onpoint!!!...love from Kerala,India....it's hard to believe that it's just u out there...acting both parts to such perfection!

[@jollyrobert1961]

ഈ പെൺകുട്ടി സൂപ്പർ ടാലന്റഡ് അല്ലേ ??? ബാംഗ്ലൂരിൽ നിന്നുള്ള സ്നേഹം ...

[@yaptv]

Loved it.

[@Kalooookalay]

You are so, so talented! Every video you make is original and incredibly well done. I can't wait for the next one!

[@martinlavare1938]

You have such an amazing mind and your acting skills / improv is off the charts.

[@StefanReich]

As a heaven representative I can assert that heaven is not that annoying

[@Yameen200]

Woah please enlighten us with your exquisite adventures

[@StefanReich]

@@Yameen200 Well I'm not there yet

[@Yameen200]

@@StefanReich exxactly so u dont know. why pretend u know how good it is if u never been there

[@StefanReich]

@@Yameen200 Sure I know some stuff. You can have revelations. Someone with your user name should know, no? :)

[@creativecanary8256]

Such strong Good Place vibes... One of the best shows ever 😄 I even made an animation based off of the show XD

[@jan_Masewin]

yeah the whole afterlife morality system thing is all sorta broken innit

[@artemisfowldragon]

Benjamin Sneyd-Utting try ‘the good place’, it’s Literally built around that concept

[@gregthegroove]

I just ran into your channel and “brilliant” isn’t a strong enough word to describe you and your material. I see SNL in your future. Please tell me you’ve sent a reel to them!

[@darrenrobinson9041]

I think SNL is aiming too low.

[@monkiram]

Does anybody know what kind of name "Nolke" is, like what's the country of origin?

[@ErykaSoleil]

Momera : I would suggest opening your web browser and entering the search "Nolke origin" or "Nolke name origin" and see what you get. It's possible that it may trace to multiple possible origins, or maybe one specific area. Have fun!

[@darrenrobinson9041]

It's short for Nolkepstein-Weinstein. But in light of current bad guys, it seemed prudent to give it a trim.

[@markreilly899]

OK, please stop making these videos. I am getting way too addicted! All seriousness aside, I am glad that you are using your amazing talents to create these wonderful sketches. I hope you get the worldwide recognition that you so deserve!

[@whytho4765]

This video was just your way of making people spell your name correct. 😂

[@austinharrison4120]

oh no... she wanted to speak to the manager. You know what this means

[@BEASTNYC]

Would be cool to see hell version...

[@Alicia91183]

All of your videos are great! Thanks for all the laughs!!!

[@julienolke]

thank YOU for watching

[@InspiredJJ]

Canadians lol

[@SonicMegaKing]

"No honey, other door." "WHAT!? It's Ghandi!" "Yeah, they still don't tell you everything about that guy."

[@kossend1]

So I came to Julie's channel because she did a crossover with Ryan George and now I've realised that a mention of her poisoning her husband in that video has precedence!!! What a callback.

[@lunarsensitive1]

It's her murder method of choice!

[@sarahg2653]

"Will there be snacks?" "It's _Ghandi."_ So clever, Julia Nolk!

[@ScottSilva]

The QUEEN of awkward pauses. So wonderful. :) Gandhi's DJ set starts at 4. LOL

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

"There's no Nancy. "

[@Clickle]

It's official. All Nancys go to hell.

[@Andres_2004]

heaven would be very boring, in hell there's all the cool people

[@miguelplaza6433]

I didn’t know the entrance to hell was a regular house door

[@voldlifilm]

You have clearly never visited my family.

[@jonathanknight8702]

Lars Erik Volden lolz.

[@tabassumzainab4945]

Front desk lady:“My mom got me this job.” Ｈｏｗ　ｗａｓ　ｄｅａｔｈ，ｔｈｅｎ？

[@maybelater9965]

HEAVEN AND HELL ARE REAL. JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SURE YOU GO TO HEAVEN. Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6) and "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16). Choose heaven/choose Jesus.

[@jimRomanOnline]

Love your work. Especially your perspective/approach/angle. Keep it going!

[@starpawsy]

So two women died within a short time of each other, and both went to Hell. As they are waiting for Lucifer to let them in, they being talking. Woman 1: How did you die? Woman 2: My boyfriend threw me into a freezer naked. Woman 1: Wow, that sounds weird. How did that happen? Woman 2: Well, we were about to make mad passionate love on the kitchen table, when he yelled out, stood up, and threw me in the freezer and slammed the door. Woman 1: Bizarre! What happened after that? Woman 2: Well, it was freezing cold, of course. Then I felt numb. Then I felt warm. Then I fell asleep and woke up here. Woman 1: Wow, what a story! Woman 2: How did you die? Woman 1:Well, I had a massive heart attack. Woman 2:That sounds painful. Woman 1: It was. Woman 2: Details? Woman 1: Well, I knew my boyfriend was cheating on me. I just knew it. So I went home unexpectedly to try to catch him with her. I ran into the kitchen. He was making a sandwich. But I knew that she was there. So I looked under the table, looked behind the door, and then ran up the stairs to the bedroom. That's when I had my heart attack, and died. At this point, woman 1 smacks woman 2 across the face. Woman 2: Hey! Why'd you do that for? Woman 1: Stupid cow! If you had have looked inside the freezer, we'd both still be alive!!

[@YEdwardP]

Devil: "So... you seem eager to be among us." Soul: "Honestly? This place is fine compared to dealing with the girl at the door of the other place."

[@WillieStubbs]

A'ight if your name wasn't on the list, and you're smart enough not to go to the red door, how many of you would be fine with... I'll just hang out here then (for eternity).

[@stevep7608]

You’re lucky they didn’t hear about that newsroom three way.

[@thetophatpig2612]

Can you know if you will go to heaven or hell. I find it a pretty important question because that is where you will spend eternally, forever. The Only, perfect God promises we can know. " God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him won’t perish but will have eternal life." John 3:16. Jesus died and legally took our punishment (Sin is breaking any of the ten commandments which is punished by death and hell), so the judge, God, could forgive us are debts and let us into perfect heaven.

[@NancyRodriguez-ff5hi]

Why did karen had to guard the door

[@levi1929]

Good job, Julie! 🙄 Now my neighbor and good friend Bob Hitler won’t be getting into heaven! And he took care of his poor mother all those years... 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@ayokay123]

Such perfection, the only flaw being that God's secretary isn't looking at Julie while addressing her. Would have been absolutely perfection otherwise. Julie, your writing, acting, and editing are absolutely brilliant. You are SO deserving of a great comedic career.

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

Unfortunately, this is not an exaggeration. I had an encounter with a (sort-of) receptionist just yesterday that went very like this, but it ended differently (I hung the phone, called back, and got a different receptionist). I don’t know if she was painting her nails as we spoke, but she was equally as stupid and oblivious and at least as officious.

[@onebuffalo5402]

plot twist she was already in her own personalized hell.

[@megancurtis9502]

I hate to be that person, but Jesus loves you and if you have faith in what Jesus Christ did on the cross when he paid the sins of all people your name could be written in the Book of Life and you can spend eternity in Heaven! The video is funny, but following God could be the best and most important decision of your life and I encourage you to pray and pursue Him.

[@Bedbugs2932]

Plot twist: The door with the red lights is heaven and everything in hell is white for sensory deprivation, slowly driving its inhabitants insane. The party is intentionally terrible and Gandhi went to hell for extending British occupation for decades longer than it would have been had he not encouraged people to use tactics that don’t actually work.

[@atharvadeshpande6907]

Come on, Indians had already tried war, thrice. It didn't work. Non-Violence did work, perhaps slower than it should have, but historians have estimated that Gandhi's methods actually saved a lot of lives which would have been lost in a war which might have lasted lesser but was in the long run more harmful. Please stay away from matters which you don't have complete knowledge of... Btw, the three wars I'm talking about are: 1757 panipat war 1857 revolt 1925 Indian fauj war

[@Bedbugs2932]

Atharva Deshpande I know exactly what I am talking about. Britain had been in decline for a long time. Britain left because they couldn’t afford India anymore, not because Indians peaced them away with passivity.

[@atharvadeshpande6907]

@@Bedbugs2932 Right... I see you are going to ignore the rest of my reply. Fine. Live on your comfy bubble, if you are British or Western, you could never be expected to know the truth, as the West is afraid to face its past. Britain was never in decline, the many massacres of the 20th century prove that. It isn't for no reason that the Noble Peace Prize Guild's greatest regret is not giving it to Gandhi. But, whatever suits you...

[@Bedbugs2932]

Atharva Deshpande the noble peace prize is a joke. They frequently give it to monsters and overlook deserving winners out of political convenience. I mean even Obama got one. I don’t know who you think I am, maybe it’s because I have a white-sounding name or something, but you sounded prejudiced against me just now. I cannot know what is inside of your heart, but if you do have this then it is my advice that you do not allow such a dirty thing to live inside of you. On topic, I don’t agree with you about Gandhi. The British were weak at this time, and while non-violence saved many lives, I’m sure, people under the British were forced to continue to live in humiliation for many years longer than if they had fought for liberation from this devil.

[@saragoucha5244]

Can I talk to the manager- Karen early on🤘

[@okeily]

*What if Julia Nolk walks in and she already took her place!* :O !!!

[@nochatter7134]

I love your dark humour 😄

[@conradpowers7953]

Thank God this is not the reality of how Jesus, God the Father and Heaven works. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God - John 3:5

[@lestahass8849]

How tf would you know 😂

[@HenriZwols]

@@lestahass8849 it's his religion, he can make it up as he likes.

[@danielled108]

Amen!

[@roseclark1685]

I'm glad we don't have to be perfect to go to heaven, Jesus already payed for our entry :)

[@madelinevance8954]

That was probably the best thing I’ve seen all day.

[@betotrono]

This was actually kinda stressful.

[@YukonYuki]

Me: *looks around with no expression while clinging onto my panda scarlet* Assistant: do you need smth orrr? Me: *blinks* Assistant: I-I what?!! Me: *mumbles* im **** can you show me where...erm Assistant: heaven? Me: n-no Assistant: wait what?!! Me: I’ve d-done some horrible things Assistant: *reads my file* Me: c-can you make sure my stuffed panda is unharmed? Assistant: ok? Me: *runs through hells door * Assistant: get back here!! Me: *keeps running* Assistant: *catches me*

[@cecile5780]

''Yea he's my great uncle, my mom got me this job'' 😂😂😂😂

[@IamEnygma]

I almost hurt my throat laughing at this!

[@ramon475]

Except to get into heaven all that would ultimately matter is whether you believe in God or not