I Had a Baby

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Writer: Julie Nolke
Actors: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec Mckay
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[@KnitsFromTheVoid]

This is literally me with any baby handed to me. I think the pooping, vomiting and crying is natures way of ensuring we give them back to the parents and don't take them home like we wanted 2 minutes earlier.

[@SashenkaKun]

The one picture that exists of me holding either of my nieces or nephews as newborns looks like I'm holding a bomb that's about to go off.

[@JuMiKu]

I actually had to pry off hands of my kid. The pooping and crying doesn't work on moms of older kids/adults.

[@justsaying14]

That stands to reason 🧐

[@zq9817]

@@SashenkaKunlmao

[@ecocentriclife]

Hmm, I think it may be the opposite: the cuteness tricks the parents into putting up with all the pooping, vomiting, and crying. It's like an abusive spouse, they fling all sorts of shit at you til you are at the end of your rope, but then they smile at you and babble sweet nothings, maybe offer you a shiny bauble they found... diabolical

[@thatHARVguy]

Us: "I hate when the sponsored part is obviously reading from a script." Julie: "I wrote a poem." Us: 👀

[@hberrisford12]

One of the only sponsored parts I've actually gone back to listen

[@qscott777]

I was literally going to close the video when she said, "don't go anywhere!" Thus, I was compelled to stay.

[@dougreid2351]

You did your sponsor a solid AND we laughed. win+win+win. Thanks. DOUGout

[@firecracker1711]

dude i hate nordvpn ads but i stayed for the whole thing plus clicked the link so it got clicks for that badass poem.

[@TwhackyAttacky]

@@hberrisford12 what about the adstronaut?

[@cam4894]

Babies always make my ovaries cry... Then they poop or cry and I immediately snap out of it and give them back! This skit was A+++++!

[@julienolke]

hahaha!!!

[@tylerkovalskas9780]

@@julienolke you're so hilarious!!🤣🤣

[@cam4894]

@@julienolke my best friend and I made up the crying ovaries dance... It's basically just the hip part of the Macarena, but it's fun to do at weddings when there's a kid does something adorable!

[@qs4177]

@@julienolke can’t believe you have a million subscribers already I still remember when you were at 100k lol, congrats

[@alissonvonderlane862]

THAT was poetry! 'Make my ovaries cry' 🤣 I love it!

[@Tai112336]

Julie: "He kind of has my eyes. I think he looks like me a bit." The child's mother, also played by Julie: "That's impossible."

[@mxpofficial3443]

That part killed me 🤣

[@rnour7049]

😂

[@pianoman4967]

What do you mean the child's mother was also played by Julie? The child's mother *is* Julie. Surely you can see that? I think the friend is her twin sis.

[@ginamarner10]

@@pianoman4967 But her name was Lisa in the sketch! :D

[@pianoman4967]

@@ginamarner10 obviously a pet name between sisters...

[@Nicadimos]

Other people's babies are the best. You can hold them and play with them, then send them home!

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

As a stay-at-home dad I see this all time. "She's so cute, let me hold her. Oh, she pooped. Goodbye!"

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@God_Is_An_Atheist yup!! As a former stay at home mom it’s true 😂

[@NAME-yg8sl]

As an older sister I can agree.

[@thatHARVguy]

I worry what kind of father I would be. But as an uncle, woohoo!

[@neuralmute]

@@thatHARVguy It's true. Your sibling having kids is the greatest thing in the world. My nieces own my heart, and I can have loads of silly kid-time fun with them, play games, make crafts, have lightsaber battles, fill them with pizza and sugar, and then give them back to my sister! It's the best.

[@novideosavailable8137]

As a new mom I can confirm that people think that my baby is the only thing they can talk to me about Greetings from Germany ✌🏼

[@novideosavailable8137]

@Latest Obsession true, I do enjoy saying new mom

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

@Latest Obsession The fact was directly relevant to the topic.

[@DeeFig66]

Like in the clip, something major happens to you, you wanna talk about it but it's not the ONLY option. Honestly, other people bring up my kids waaay before I feel like it. lol

[@OriginalElysian]

Well...is it?

[@novideosavailable8137]

@@OriginalElysian no 😄 I love when I have a night of different topics, it feels like a nice break

[@dudefood825]

As someone that just had a daughter 7 weeks ago, it's criminal I have now just heard babies referred to as human flesh potatoes 😭😭 so good lol

[@MV50916]

me tooooooo!! congratulations!!! mine is 5 weeks lol.... so good!

[@JimAllen-Persona]

Congratulations.. I like Robin Williams description - “a little old man dipped in 30 weight oil” 😂

[@AirQuotes]

I had one 10 weeks ago it's a weird time

[@uabir8338]

Nord VPN = instant dislike. Plus added to sponsor block

[@JimAllen-Persona]

@@AirQuotes Yeah it is. Lots of changes. Enjoy the ride.. your life will change.

[@ijustdocomments6777]

My niece just had a baby a few months back, she's still the same person, but with a baby. It's like we added a new person to our friend group who maybe doesn't contribute as much but definitely will in the future.

[@liesbethverlaeckt8083]

That is such a cute way of looking at it!

[@meghanlazerson997]

In just a few months, she'll start contributing several years of chaos!

[@honorificabilitudinitatibu7378]

😂

[@gsiya4023]

Doesn't contribute much That's just plan old Ryan , he's Older than all of us but just lazy

[@SoniasWay]

Julie’s acting skills are just too good. She’s super talented

[@CriticalRider]

Only surpassed by her poem writing skills!

[@ziiimua2823]

Way better than that stoopid amber turd! 👌🏻

[@MatthewMarcus]

So good! Wen SNL!?

[@kameljoe21]

Which Julie? I know a lot of Julies'. Drunk Julie, Mirror Julie, Baby Julie......

[@CKammes]

Right?!?! How did she NOT get the role on SNL? She would be great at it!!!

[@MoonLasagna]

Real talk though: Ryan would never have been disrespectful if you had given room on the bathroom sink for his one bar of soap.

[@julienolke]

very true

[@horseoperamarker]

true

[@isaacho8230]

@@julienolke Hey infant!

[@HariSeldon913]

@@julienolke How is the baby's security clearance coming along? Will he be allowed into the interdimentional portal building soon?

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@HariSeldon913 will there be a mirror baby?

[@davemcguirewatches]

As someone who just became a father, this totally rang true. Especially the “love you hard dum dum…”

[@julienolke]

🤣🤣🤣

[@simonstead1491]

Wait until the little devil wakes you up at 3 am, then they smile at you for the first time 😂

[@jackielinde7568]

You're in for quite the ride. Vomit, poop, uncontrollable crying. And just when you're ready to walk into the forest to leave them by a bear cave, they do something cute and adorable to make you want to keep them. As a father to the adult form, stick with it. It's a great ride. Just keep plenty of tissues on hand.

[@davemcguirewatches]

@@jackielinde7568 I thought they had outlawed bear cave drop-offs back in the 60s. But I am THRILLED to see that the movement is still alive and kicking.

[@jeffmac9642]

@@julienolke As a person who did diaper 💩 duty years ago I can say it's not so bad. The biggest mistake is giving them online video games 🎮 smart phones 📱 and anything connected to the internet because then you lose your dum dum potato person to a video screen. But overall, potato people are cool 😎

[@calebu2]

I love how the ryanverse and the julieverse now make references to each other like the whole crossover was just a footnote in the grand scheme of whatever cinematic universe this is.

[@thefreddman7771]

Ikr, from the obvious "dating Ryan" to the exact same phrasing of announcing the sponsor they share.

[@izme1000]

I was expecting the baby to have Ryan's face

[@shamblingheat]

Yeah! Their styles compliment each other too.

[@erincrow7084]

@@izme1000 omg lol Ryan's baby face character would have been awesome!! It's so cutesy ugly!

[@DavidBeeeee]

did they actually date? and actually breakup?

[@beliasphyre3497]

I had the privilege of holding my niece the day she was born. Something clicked in me, and I knew I would do anything for this little football sleeping in my arms, and I hate sports. Never held my nephews. They are just as annoying as any other child that is a stranger. Held my friends most recent child. The feeling wasn't as strong, but I have the urge to set up a trust fund in his name.

[@lilykep]

I have one niece (no nephews) and I would die for her. My friends kids don't evoke that kinda response. I do get them lots of gifts tho.

[@miniciominiciominicio]

“little football” lmaooo

[@DajanaDarling]

For that reason, I think it's best to let older siblings hold the baby. The rush of hormones makes them love the baby. It's more effective than "letting the baby bring them toys/ presents". Letting the older sibling hold the baby makes them love the baby more than any toy or present could.

[@courtneytatefigueroa1172]

My first nephew was born last October and omg I would die for him honestly!! I’ve babysat my fair share of children and yeah I will gladly give my nephew back when he cries cause he refuses sleep but other than that he’s the most precious human I could ever meet in baby form

[@GiveHerFlowers]

This comment is hilarious

[@sergiorussovainman3626]

As a father of a three months baby, I can say this is totally based upon real facts.

[@sisuguillam5109]

Congrats!

[@AK-jt7kh]

Grats new daddy!! :D

[@ReddCinema]

Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤

[@wilhua3083]

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[@rupkatham3844]

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[@BrentHollett]

"Human flesh potato" is my new favourite baby euphemism.

[@Yesquire0]

I dunno. I think "little shit machine" from Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back has more the ring of truth to it.

[@paradisearcade8386]

I enjoy all of your skits, but to be honest, the poems are lowkey my favorite part, haha.

[@julienolke]

heehehe I gotchu

[@hamzaabbadi1965]

I am always blown away by the acting, the emotion, the GASPS. Every single element of this show makes it closer to being a big whole production that deserves more…just more🥰🤩🔥🔥🔥💃💃💃💃💃

[@GuerillaBunny]

"He kinda has my eyes. I think he looks like me a little bit." "That's impossible." But... but... the fourth wall! My brain!

[@JackVermicelli]

I bought into the premise enough that it didn't even click with me.

[@batman7265]

I laughed out loud to " flesh potato" !!! Thank you Julie.

[@RS-pk4mp]

OK. . . it is a rigged game, but the end was perfect! "I want one . . . I think he just pooped. . . . you can have him back." Spot on. (And don't forget the covered in vomit piece! No baby is complete without a projectile vomit (and sometimes projectile piss!) attachment! Loving it.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

You forgot projectile poop. The smaller they are, the more watery it is 😖😖

[@alistairrae9807]

And know Julie is really pregnant

[@FragranceView]

You're the only channel where I actually listen to the sponsorship part, props to that!

[@RedBeardReaper]

🤣 I'm sorry what?! "A massive human Flesh potato" Is the funniest thing I've heard all week. So great Julie 😂 Ps. I love the poems Genius way to add read

[@aidanlanz3114]

"There's nothing behind the eyes... just a fat little dumb dumb." 😂❤️😂

[@akarinhirarin]

Seeing my friends holding their babies in their arms warms up my heart even when I know I won't have kids. I just hope I can stay friends with them even when we live totally different lives.

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

My husband and I are good friends with a couple with a 2.5 year old even though we don't want kids ourselves! We love that baby like she's our own, but we're also thankful we can be selfish and do whatever we want without worrying about a baby. It's totally possible to remind friends when you have totally different lives.

[@Lucalito]

This is how I feel when I smell a server farm, am I a Cylon? PS: Happy EVERYTHING, Julie!

[@hadley_mcdonald]

Is that a Battlestar Galactica reference I see?!??

[@lalalamomomo]

8 Month pregnant watching this with much joy. thanks

[@julienolke]

hehehe

[@lori-annefay4138]

I'm a baby whisper from wayback, they are the best people on the planet! I find it amazing how you can be so enthralled with this tiny brand new person and a mere 13 years later want to put them through a wall. Happily I survived all 6 of them, and they survived me their benevolent dictator, tiger mom.

[@seekingjoy4820]

"...and a mere 13 years later want to put them through a wall." Fact.😂

[@johndododoe1411]

6 tiger kittens?, that's quite a litter.

[@Yesquire0]

Indeed it's like the freezing Canadian cold front smashing into the insufferably hot and humid Gulf air mass. Parents only wanting the best in life for their teenage kids smashing headlong into hormonally overwhelmed young adults desperately seeking out sex, drugs, and rock n' roll plus anything else to divert their attention away from studying or doing any work of any sort. Storms aplenty ensue.

[@golfrguy04]

Julie! Your skits and videos make my day every time. Keep up the awesome work!

[@britanimations2002]

Hmm, seems familiar. Didn't you just have another baby like two videos ago

[@alexhigginbotham8635]

I was reading an article that mentioned you and The Kids in the Hall. You have had a lot of success on KZbin, but I feel your talents are for television. You do a wonderful job.

[@pixelfairy]

Television is still a thing?

[@Ck87JF]

@@pixelfairy yeah, it's called Netflix. Or Hulu. Or I guess cable if you're into that sort of thing.

[@aawillma]

You can love babies without wanting one. Every time I visit my nephew I'm obsessed and I get so much shit from old people "you're gonna miss him so much! You're gonna want a baby now!" No way nosey aunts and grandmas, I have an only child for a reason. I love babies TOO much! The one I had took over my gotdamn life and I know my limits now. I am a babyholic committed to sobriety!

[@LaughBoys]

Is this the first baby ever Julie and Ryan George had? Glad he’s doing well!

[@abduljah9355]

Based on 1:15 I thought the other Julie was the one who was with Ryan.

[@TheNeilBlack]

​@@abduljah9355 Definitely the other Julie who was with Ryan

[@Kiki-bq2ze]

@@abduljah9355 there's one Ryan for every Julie you know

[@lilykep]

Me to my niece the first time I held her: "I'm gonna love you so hard little dum-dum" it's been 8 years and I do. I was in the room when she was born and that CURED me of wanting to have one of my own

[@fariasne92]

okey... Now this really makes sense... congrats!!!!

[@mooncaketin]

Julie, congrats on the new puppy, and the glowing praise from Bruce McCullough in the recent Vulture article! 👏

[@julienolke]

oh my gosh thank you!!

[@snabbott]

He's a baby, not a puppy! 😉

[@SeraphsWitness]

Nailed it. And I'm super glad you didn't go anti-parent or anti-single in this sketch. Just good jokes.

[@judefernandes5477]

I'm a simple guy: I see Julie Nolke, I click instantly. Hilarious as always! You deserve this and so much more! Loads of love from Goa - India! ❤️

[@julienolke]

thank you!!

[@misterj597]

Same!

[@lynyrdfloyd4139]

Same. But not from India. I'm not that interesting.

[@ruthpaul9964]

@@lynyrdfloyd4139 lmao 😭

[@Korilian13]

To be honest the first year or so after your friends had a baby they're still pretty easy to chat with. Its when they start walking and talking and demanding attention that it becomes tricky to have normal conversations. And there is a risk they'll have nothing else to discuss if they're a stay at home parent. But with most of my friends it was fine. Just try to hang out between naptimes or when the other parent has the kid.

[@justsomenobody889]

Very true, they just sleep most of the time for the first few months, then at least they are immobile for another few months. Then they walk and all hell breaks loose, I truly don't know why child leashes aren't more popular

[@TheJubess]

I liked your poem, I was about to click away but sticked around because you tried and had the vibe of being intrusive to my time and you knew it. I respect that.

[@lespukh]

Yay, the poem! "The game is rigged" it's freaking amazing, love it! 😂😂😂

[@jasonboyd2479]

I remember when I thought every single baby looked identical and was ugly. Then came my baby girl niece who I raised. Then I wen from street racing to Barbie’s. And I could not be more happier. ❤️ my 2 nieces and 1 nephew are me entire world now. ❤️❤️

[@ethansloan]

"Kinda has my eyes. I think it looks like me a little bit." "That's impossible." I mean, Julie is a dead ringer for the mom.

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

I don't see it

[@JeremyWS]

Nice video. I liked it. Keep up the good work. Is that the baby from your skit with Ryan George?

[@BlueMerStudios]

This is hilarious! I've never felt the desire to have my own children, but it's very amusing watching the emotions in others

[@WaiferThyme]

hahaah one of the perks of being the child-free auntie is i get to hug and spoil my niblings aaaaaaaaand then hand them back when they poop.

[@NerdX151]

This seems more stable than the last baby Ryan made. This one does not say "Blood!"

[@vfsasb]

This is the third baby video Julie has put out in three months. I wonder if she's trying to drop some hints...

[@RR-qv8uz]

There's definitely a massive human flesh POTATO WEDGE between them 🤣🤣🤣

[@DannyBPlays]

I've never in my life watched a nord vpn sponsored section of a video in full until now. Well done👏

[@irisbelle8]

😆 "I'm going to love you so hard little dumb dumb." - exactly how I feel about my 3 kids everyday...and they are all teens

[@MyClutteredGarage]

Sometimes I forget that there is only one person in these videos. SCORE!

[@rutlandm1]

Julie could just repost this skit and add (for real!) and we would all agree that she deserves to talk about them!

[@tuseroni6085]

kinda funny this was made before she actually had a baby.

[@Zapporah85]

Proof I'm broken: I've held many a baby and never once been attached to one or gotten that motherly urge to protect it. Now puppies, those I would take a bullet for.

[@ChewingCharly]

Thanks, I was looking for a comment like that :D gimme all the puppies, but babies? Nah.

[@aawillma]

Yo. You aren't broken. Society needs people like you. If we're running away from a horde of zombies and there's a helpless child who needs help my dumb ass is gonna be zombie food but you will be the ghost in the wind that allows our species to survive!!

[@katiewest3430]

You are definitely not broken. It is just as normal as wanting kids. :)

[@Cyssane]

I'll be broken right along with you then! (Also I never got the whole "babies smell wonderful" thing, they mostly smell like poop, pee, vomit, or just plain baby powder to me, none of which I'm particularly fond of. And yes I know to sniff the head.)

[@invisibleninja86]

Same, except more so with kittens. And weirdly, teenagers. I work in a middle school, so I guess that works out.

[@aynapaisley]

Whenever I was holding my sister's baby I felt exactly like that, like I need one of my own imediately. But then I'd go home and be like - wow, what was that...baby black magic

[@danilolimadossantos1]

In my Head-canon this Julie crossed into the Ryanverse dated, married, had a baby, came back, was caught with her finger plugged to her head, had the conversation of this video, went back, divorced and everything is out of chronological order in the videos because quantum fluctuations of the hyperfield of Higgs-Einstein effects in the space-time Continuum (I decided)

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

I was like "when she dated Ryan...?" Name drop or proof of the multiverse... you decide.

[@simond.455]

I have no better explanation, so we'll go with yours.

[@JohnCage77]

Is this a sequel to "first couple to have a baby"?

[@samuelyeo9075]

"more haggard" 😂 Yes, the fun but equally tragic feeling when your friends are getting married and having babies; but you are no where near that

[@RobertHartleyGM]

"I think he looks like me" "That's impossible" Haha Clever, kudos.

[@fetlock]

Full flourish at the end of the poem! Perfect finish! Congrats on your marshmallow armed dumb dumb.

[@denverstrong473]

"don't go anywhere, I wrote a poem" literally made me stay 😂

[@BonaparteBardithion]

I had just taken it out of full screen and started to scroll.

[@andrearupe8094]

Ad a mom of an almost 3 week old, I agree with this skit, up until the new baby smell. I hear about how people like the new baby smell, and I don't get it. Babies, even mine, smell weird. I like how he smells after a bath though!

[@iBoss818]

Everyone else: Great skit! Me: Is that an Epiphone Dot and an Orange Crush Mini in the background? Sick!

[@vadalia3860]

This perfectly captures my feelings when I held my stepsister's baby for the first time

[@ohotnitza]

I'm definitely using "human flesh potato" in a conversation now.

[@devonlawton1149]

It gets me every time how you create such distinct, separate characters. Obviously, they're physically identical, but it seems impossible that it's not two separate people

[@john-wiggains]

*Finger hovering over the next video* Don't go anywhere. I wrote a poem. *Slowly pulls back finger with intrigue*

[@nori7249]

Thank god we didn't have to look at the face like last time, I'm still a little traumatised

[@ChiefArchon]

Can't believe you actually made me want to sit through an add for Nord VPN... congrats

[@benjocaz45]

Still waiting to see a sketch where Mirror Julie has problems that normal Julie solves. Another idea, and it’s probably a pretty bad one , I wanna see the mirror move to a different house and mirror Julie is really mad/confused about why the setting keeps changing around her

[@JimAllen-Persona]

We must have mirror Julie’s take on this 😂

[@AmarthwenNarmacil]

I can so absolutely not relate to this. 😂 Every time I hold a baby I'm glad when I can give it back. Instead of "Omg, I want one too!" I think "Thank god this didn't happen to me!". And I honestly don't really like the smell.

[@danferrusquia2819]

I was really holding my breath for the cursed Ryan-baby

[@Roonasaur]

Family first last Xmas: my cousin had a six-week old son . . . he's 6 foot 5, big burly Army guy, and he's walking around with this little tiny jellybean, lol . . . and from the way he looks at that child . . . WOE unto anyone who hurts that little boy. :D

[@adavelaar]

This woman, my gosh. I want her to make it big but at the same time don't because she won't have time for these awesome youtube sketches. I know, I'm selfish.

[@loulie1997]

I have never held a baby and thought "I want one". I'll admire it for like 5 minutes and hand it back. Am I... unnormal?

[@aslanenlisted]

Brilliant! I always wonder how people manage to survive a first child and think... my life wasn't hard enough lets start over from the beginning with the added difficulty of an additional needy reliant and frequently mobile crashing potato. One and Done for me!

[@laurad3497]

Human flesh potato…fat Christmas ham…marshmallow arms. Ha!! I’m totally calling my husband and kids all those things

[@MV50916]

perfect nuance of score and disinterest by the childfree person.... opposite, unexpected clichés w the new mum wanting to talk about anything and everything and the childfree person falling under the spell... amazing!

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

I like that she pointed out the fact that everyone talks about their thing. People who work out or go to an office or have a specific diet or went on a vacation or have a child want to talk about those things, but for some reason only some are criticized as boring when they all are(n't) if you think about it.

[@loopkill]

That poem! This girl has genuinely figured out how to monetize awkward 🤣

[@eat_pray_porg8450]

Another great sketch, Julie! 😄👍🏼 Also, that interview with Bruce McCulloch! Wow!! You deserve all the accolades and recognition for your hard work!!! 😎👍🏼

[@Greenteabook]

I held several of my nibblings and none of them smelled good? I love fermented and soured foods, but the sour smell 🤢 coming off them was just on the wrong side of interesting. I'm so glad it didn't last long. Good thing I don't want children 🙅🏻‍♀️

[@robbymounce2676]

JULIE! You’re ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰

[@utaatu4576]

'Must be biological' I promise you I have never once thought a positive thought about babies in my life.

[@arjunachuthan4224]

this is why i look forward to Thursdays! Amazing sketch as usual, loved ittt

[@HappyFeetSalsa]

No one likes to watch sponsors' messages. Girl, this nordvpn poem was hilarious, especially the way you delivered it! 😂 😂 😂 😂 👏 👏 👏

[@djarthurlooby]

I was smart. I skipped all the crying pooping vomit with my son. He was 6 when I first saw him. Didn't know I had one. So all the annoying stuff I didn't had to put up with and I will not have anymore one is plenty.

[@sheldonlewis3619]

“I think he pooped, you can take him” is exactly how I give all babies back to their parents.

[@DaBezzzz]

I was like 'Hey a Julie Nolke sketch!' and then I thought 'wait the title isn't formatted like a sketch. Is it genuine? Did Julie have a baby?' and then watched the video and felt silly for thinking it was real. But then there were so many details and it was played so real that I started thinking Julie actually did have a baby, and making this video was her way of coping with that

[@christophercrowder872]

As the first of my friends to become a father, I remember these days. Then slowly but sure they became fathers too and eventually our comversations were 25% shared interests and 75% kids stuff, and it was awesome. Julie nails the truth that parenthood is both the best anf worst thing that will ever happen to you.

[@JimAllen-Persona]

You know the odd thing is how you forget life before you had kids. I barely remember my life pre-children. The one thing they don’t tell you is that they don’t leave these days. Mine are 28 and 23 and they’re never home but they live here because they can’t afford to move out.

[@Myria83]

@@JimAllen-Persona Was your life that empty before that you don't even remenber it? That sounds kind of sad...

[@JimAllen-Persona]

@@Myria83 Talk to me after you’ve had kids. Yes, I did lead a very uneventful life pre-children tho. Poor, college under the seven year plan and then marriage. Yes, it was kind of sad but I didn’t know any better. Damn, my kids had traveled more before they were 7 than I did in my entire life at that point.

[@PrimeReal]

People hand me babies, I pretend to enjoy the moment and gratefully hand them back within a few seconds.

[@compupsych3897]

Great skit Julie! I loved the poem :-)

[@gingasvr]

That ad was hilarious, I watched the entire thing

[@steventhesmellysprout]

Anyone watching this now that she's actually pregnant?

[@sagesigman8269]

It's been 9 months... watchin' again after the birth! :)

[@The_Real_Mier]

Nope, watching after the baby is born

[@teresagarcia3495]

I love you just for the poem plug-in at the end. I know that is wrong but can we all just say that was perfect :D

[@IggyinMelbourne]

Was about to go to sleep but this was worth staying awake for 😂.

[@julienolke]

yay!!

[@vfsasb]

This makes so much more sense now!

[@timcavanaugh3684]

Now Ryan needs to make a video about how a first time father would react.

[@sopheikemarie]

Yeah I WAS wondering if that was really joke :D