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[@PMSeymour]

psst psst, cmere, look at this Lemon Orb www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-lemon-and-dango-gang

[@thecoldcapybara1637]

Hypothetically, just asking for a friend here, can it burn down the house of my sworn rival?

[@Ethan13371]

Lemorb

[@yates3815]

LORB

[@solitudeZEdemon]

HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS PLZZZZZ

[@Deathshead1923]

Borzois were originally bred to HUNT WOLVES. They deserve their “retirement” as goofy-looking pets.

[@darkdialga777]

Imagine being hunted by your long AF cousin.

[@eldhaxan]

first wolves, now the ankles of small children

[@treywilliams1388]

I believe someone once to described them as Skinwalkers, but for wolves

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

I How the tables turn

[@savvivixen8490]

​​@@isuckatnames6033 Umm... about that "killing instinct..." Borzois DO have that. You literally said they're sight hounds... Meaning they have a tendency to suddenly chase small, nimble things that scurry through their periphials. You have to train for a level of restraint appropriate for your lifestyle. Plus... it's already been mentioned they were bred to *hunt* wolves.... I'm not even gonna go into the rampant misinfo about pitties... I'm so tired. 😮‍💨 Edit: Both are great family pets. Both need proper training for family living. Both have dangerous jaws that need to be utilized for the right purposes.

[@whisperingdorito1456]

Girl, help, the bots have found us and they're scary fast

[@samurexatlas7373]

Und zer ass ist so clappinen!

[@itaiko5498]

Hatsune Miku coming to my door for some choccy milk and quiplash 3

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

apolgy for bad english where were u when botpocalypse happened i was at home lay on floor when discord ping "scam bots are here" "no"

[@kalamari3288]

Sci fi apocalypse novels in a nutshell

[@junothomas5039]

​@@GoroAkechi_Real Ok but this is genuinely hilarious

[@RoseKindred]

G: Okay, give me a good boy. A: Sure, we need more dogs. So, short, tall, medium? G: Make them tall, and lanky. A: Oh sweet, a distance dog. They can travel well. We will get right on it. G: Wait, take the nose. A: Oh no, no. What now? G: And make it extra boop-a-ble. A: Well that could have been worse. G: Now make it deflate. A: There we go...

[@baosia]

droop the snoot

[@pikapuffin368]

@@baosiathe snoot drooped?

[@a_wetsock]

now boop the snoot

[@rubyamateurtactician4354]

"What are borzoi even for?" *hunting.* That anxious looking worm-on-a-string is somehow a sighthound! Bred to hunt things! My brain is telling me they were bred to hunt wolves but i definitely need to cross reference that. How is this thing supposed to hunt a wolf?? Edit: i am back. And my source still stands.

[@Burred11]

Being 2D is very aerodynamic.

[@detaexpunged9859]

''How is this thing supposed to hunt a wolf??'' Shock tactics, imagine you're minding your business and a disturbingly stretched man bursts into your house and clamps his mouth around your neck

[@steam6200]

Op hasn't heard the story about how a borzoi traumatized an aggressive pitbull To the point it died of shock hours later

[@rubyamateurtactician4354]

@@steam6200 NO I ABSOLUTELY HAD NOT welp, there we go I guess

[@ST0AT]

​@@steam6200a borzoi did _what_

[@hoodiesticks]

2:15 This already exists, it's tucked away in Wii Fit Plus. You can jog around the town. You can bike around the town. You can segway around the town. You can experience Wuhu Island in all its polygonal glory while standing on the most cumbersome controller ever devised, and it's beautiful.

[@LinkDawnbringer]

EXACTLY the comment I came down here looking for, thank you!

[@snjert8406]

WHAT??? I- I need to go. WHERE IS MY BALANCE BOARD-

[@maddog197x]

I had Wii Fit Plus and sometimes I would spend 30+ minutes just roaming the island and witnessing its beauty

[@Resetium]

I am so upset that i was too young to properly appreciate Wuhu Island, and that my Wii no longer works

[@snjert8406]

@@Resetium you can still get a Wii from eBay or similar places for not much money :3 And there's still time to appreciate it, the games are still fun hehehe

[@TheOblivionMan]

Okay, but like "man in a suit on his knees" can cover a lot of area. Like, is he your boyfriend proposing to you after a nice dinner, or is he a rival mobster pleading for his life? Cause one of those doing something for you is quite a different animal depending on which it is...though if fanfiction and ASMR roleplays have taught me anything it's that those two storylines also aren't mutually exclusive either.

[@Arbyjar]

Business man down on his luck praying to you like some divine being

[@taylor_green_9]

A lawyer asking you pretty please to judge in favour of his client

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

I-- Are you forgetting sex exists?

[@LoveSylveon]

"And they all have clappin' assin" - I'M ASCENDING 😭😭😭

[@SofosProject]

Klappenassen! XD

[@EeveeMaster547]

Cool could you get me some peace of mind? The last guy got lost on the way back

[@willp2906]

I will sincerely tell you that Borzois are for wolf hunting. I'm dead serious, that derpy ass animal was made for hunting and killing *wolves*.

[@skywatcher458]

my oldest memory pf Borzois is from an anime, and they are depicted so menacingly. Miké from Hunter x Hunter 1999 😭

[@ItsKateLive]

"Bring the plane to the town" THATS WHAT MY SISTER AND I DID IN DOGFIGHT. WE'D COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER TO SEE WHO COULD FLY BETWEEN THE BUILDINGS THE BEST. WE'D FLY INTO THE VOLCANO AND OUT AND WHOEVER CRASHED THE PLANE HAD TO. I DON'T REMEMBER PROBABLY GET THE OTHER A GLASS OF WATER OR SOME SHT.

[@ickylynn6155]

DUDE ME AND MY SIBLINGS DID THAT TOO

[@ItsKateLive]

@@ickylynn6155 YOOOO

[@snjert8406]

THATS WHAT IM TLAKING ABOUJTI

[@Lord_Vader1977]

On September 11th 2001.

[@snjert8406]

@@Lord_Vader1977 what

[@TheDisquietingNight]

I need Little German Boy compilation

[@lilydragon2129]

Same same

[@halb-acht]

I will fulfill your request for €50 to cover the costs of the shrink ray

[@sechran]

I think there needs to be more of them before it can fill a whole complication. Which is to say, we need more of the Little German Boy gag.

[@LuckyFun777]

2:00 Also known as the Russian Wolf Hound, Borzoi are bread to hunt wolves, foxes, and hare. Basically they are a sight hound.

[@kassandranna]

In order to bring out the 100% out of your borzoi, you just have to let them do it for you

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

3:06 I wonder if people have to actively look for these types of photos or they found them somewhere and the joke immediately came to their mind light bulb style

[@morales6224]

a little of both

[@FromtheTriangle]

0:49 The fact that the person has an ENA pfp makes this so much better

[@yoshimori_hero]

The google A.I. was using reddit posts and comments as its base. REDDIT. And of course: it gave like de*** threats to people and stuff, and they had to take it down. Google paid to use reddit of all places for this. Deeply funny to me.

[@samurexatlas7373]

Ina'nis mentioned. *He's trapped now boys*

[@Th3Petra]

WAH

[@samurexatlas7373]

@@Th3Petra wah!

[@ST0AT]

W A H

[@dgplayzit4438]

WAH

[@Karak-_-]

Can I WAH with you, despite being more of a deadbeat?

[@sagecolvard9644]

"Someone sincerely tell me what's this dog for" Hunting wolves. Borzois were bred to hunt wolves.

[@theclockworkartist]

That deflated borzoi is a Golbo.

[@SnifyWisper]

It needs to be returned to its bathtub.

[@theclockworkartist]

@@SnifyWisper might need a bigger bathtub, and one of those snow shovels.

[@Barakon]

2:06 it's for hunting wolves...I'm not kidding...

[@Volcano22207]

That’s also why they SPEEN

[@RhiannonSmudge]

For those who loved the Wii Sports map, I have good news There’s a fan made port of the map in VRChat that you can actually walk around and explore. It’s a bit dead feeling due to the lack of npc Miis, but it’s still cool

[@christophsouthwell7518]

1:03 o7, Ina got them

[@fizzyizzypop1300]

2:04 Borzois were bred as hunting dogs that could specifically counter wolves. Their long snouts allowed them to get their mouth around a wolves throat without the vice versa happening to them.

[@DancingBlueMLBCatGamer]

2:24 Wii Fit Plus actually has multiple games where you can kind of do this, most significantly free ride cycling. Canonically all of the mainline Wii games take place in the town of Wuhu island and all events you do take place somewhere on that island.

[@Whitezekrom569]

While reading the Link post, I didn't know what a Quinceanera dress was, so I looked it up and... Not gonna lie, I'd save the world in that.

[@sagesaria]

Same!

[@taylor_green_9]

Not my first choice of world-saving attire, but not my last choice either

[@robertbernard7844]

To quote ProZD, "it's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch!"

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

That ain't an uwu! That's an Uwould!

[@Alexander-rk4cu]

BONK! And off you go!

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

@@Alexander-rk4cu excuse me? Are you telling me you wouldn't hit the most famous furry himbo? What was your childhood like hiding in the closet? Is your name Fred? Come out of the closet, Fred! It's nice out here now, Fred!...... There's a baggy of cheetos with a note stapled on it that reads 'For Fred'..... You know you would hit that fox, Fred

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

I think “klappen assen” might have ejected my soul from my body.

[@PLScypion]

P.M. Seymour in his Screams of the Damned Arc.

[@joshjo9405]

Link actually wears the tunic for like 2 games straight, cause he still has it on during Phantom Hourglass. So not only did he go through all the effort of killing Ganondorf, he also went after Bellum while wearing it. Spirit tracks is something else entirely tho.

[@bookishnewt8468]

1:40 - My favorite thing to bring up is Great Mouse Detective. The movie which saved the animations studio. The movie with the big -rat- mouse voiced by Vincent Price. THE MOVIE WITH THE SHOWGIRL MOUSE!?!?! It just baffles me how they say such things when these movies are apart of their animation empire and the company's own freaking mascot and his friends are all anthropomorphic animals.

[@Vampyric-Queen-Kit]

WAIT BRO I THOUGHT THE BORZOI WAS LIKE THOSE PICS OF POST BRUSHING AND COMPARING THE DOG TO THE FUR PILE THATS A WHOLE ASS NOTHER DOG

[@SaraRyderN7]

1:54 That's Beast from Beauty and the Beast erasure.

[@sunnywhite196]

To be fair, furry Robin Hood came out way before Beauty and the Beast.

[@MrBigbobX]

"What are Borzoi even for?!" Pringle retrieval

[@tesswinker2482]

1:27 Or a yamika for his Bar mitzvah!

[@josephschubert6561]

I guess it depends on whether you think WW Link is 16 or 12, it appears to be a controversial discussion 🤷‍♂️

[@G-Cole-01]

2:53 What I need to know is if the AI had given these solutions after being asked a relatively unrelated question, or if someone had asked it whether these things were possible and it just replied yes. The reason I question this is because when I first heard about that whole thing with the AI priest, I assumed that it had told a user that you could use gatorade for baptizing out of the blue, when in fact it was _asked_ whether that was possible in an emergency and it just went like "yeah sure," which is a slightly less funny scenario.

[@princesszelda2072]

Borzoi were originally bred to hunt wolves but were nearly killed off to extinction due to being heavily associated with a tyrannical royal family during an uprising that overthrew the unjust rulers.

[@BYERE]

"So, how did you find your experience with us today?" "Well, I went outside, and just walked till I got here..."

[@aidenmason5269]

3:09 Got too committed again.

[@MiningJack777]

1:47 i NEED this backstory

[@LincolnDWard]

In _Gravity Falls,_ Soos originally had a line referencing a time he dressed as a bear, and Disney requested that the line be cut as it might make people think of fursuits.

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video, and for committing to the weird screeches. They fit so well that I honestly forget that there's a person making these noises until you speak up about it.

[@therhinosnake6938]

In regards to the Wii Sports Island exploration. You absolutely can do that. There is a 'walking/running' mode that allows you to run around the island.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

What are borzois for? Well, that should be obvious. They're dogs, they're for pets and cuddles and hugs.

[@ryliedillman7391]

"I don't know why I do these terrible screams" for our amusement, of course! And it's working, keep it up!

[@3chovine]

2:44: The weird b/p thing is actually an old letter called Thorn, and is pronounced "th"! That says thine.

[@AmberSong]

I would not doubt that the Wii sports resort was made in VR chat, so you can walk around and explore it.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

1:04 When the void goes “Wah!”

[@lim.6535]

2:25 sounds like someone didn’t get their cycling game up.

[@fanfight]

2:07-2:09 -> I understand you,serialunaliver Oh,yes,I understand you

[@supremeoverlordkrenner6160]

2:10 I think that was like suit as in formalwear but I immediately pictured a suit of armor

[@alexandergotze3323]

That Ina'nis jumpscare can make the grownest of men go full WAH

[@liomad1150]

2:16 No idea if anyone made a comment about it yet but in the game wii fit plus, there's a bike minigame that has an extra freeroam mode that allows you to bike across the entire island. Maneuvering the bike is a bit awkward on the board but it's well worth the effort to explore the island. Also, there are hidden balloons that you can pop placed all over the island. In another note, there's also a jogging minigame that makes you jog a certain amount of distance on the island, but it's only in a set path.

[@EpsilonZolton]

oh god i decided to watch this video in my car and that scream at the start really fucked with the one speaker i have that’s kinda broken

[@iwontbeforgotten]

Got anon hate on Tumblr wallpaper in my first couple months! I got the full experience right out of the gate

[@Xman_0613]

Fun fact, in wii fit plus you can explore the Wii sports resort island in it entirety with the free bike mode

[@acemcwolf5445]

2:03 It is for our happiness. Most wonderful fellow.

[@16BitGamerCat]

... i know that these are technicalities, but mario kart 7 has Wuhu Island as a track, Pilotwings Resort takes place there too, even able to visit the island the golf mode takes place on, and mario kart 8 deluxe has the battle mode stage from 7, which is the closest you'll get to the original ask if you don't count the jogging mode in Wii Sports Resort.

[@MrMaradok]

1:02 We have confirmation that Andy is a Takodachi!

[@a_wetsock]

The thumbnail made me choke on my tea-

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

1:14 in German: "Oh mein Kot! Hier sind so viele Ratten. Und Ratten machen mich verrückt. Verrückt? Ich war mal verrückt. Die haben mich in eine Zelle gesperrt. Eine Gummizelle. Eine Gummizelle gefüllt mit Ratten. Und Ratten machen mich verrückt." Sorry, I saw the oportunity to turn this into this dead unfunny meme and just had to take it.

[@sunnywhite196]

I appreciate your commitment to the bit.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@sunnywhite196 btw, just incase youtube doesn't provide a "translate comment" option, the first part I wrote means "oh my shit! Here are so many rats."

[@sunnywhite196]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit KZbin did provide a "translate comment" button. Though it changed "shit" to "poop". 😆

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@sunnywhite196 yeah, "Kot" is more of a scientific and less "offensive" word for it. Only way to get even more so would be "Stuhlgang", which means "bowel movement" (though it could also be translated as "chair walk").

[@sunnywhite196]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Cool. Those didn't get the translate button, btw. 😆 I guess KZbin is picky on what they translate.

[@fsendventd]

2:14 Fun fact, Wii Fit Plus (dunno about the original Wii Fit) has an exercise that's just open running, and it's set in the same place as Wii Sports Resort (Wuhu Island)!

[@notagoat281]

0:39 An image from a brighter, less annoying timeline.

[@elizabethcharlton7755]

I can just imagine with that scream on the last reading, several neighbors called the police. That was PRIMAL

[@135kronos]

Low key one of my favorite things about the Island in Wii Fit was that you could absolutely just walk around it.

[@xjanise2412]

2:25 in resort(or fit+) you can by playing the segway or the bike checkpoint mode and disregarding the objective iirc also theres a mario kart battle stage thats in the city i believe

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

2:28 no but seriously that's what you do there's this plane flying mode where you have 5 minutes to roam the island and find landmarks and it's exactly this, you can just fly around and chill and see what the islands have to offer

[@Mute-Saiyan]

i forgot how fucking funny you are, my man, or what ever you identai as keep up the good work

[@darkmyro]

Ah yes another pm Seymour video, another video of him screeching into the mic and doing silly voices.

[@brickandmortor1251]

how did you survive an encounter with an eldritch being?!?! idk, fucking comprehended it and stuff.

[@Zadanoire]

*the fucking Ina jumpscare lmaoo*

[@AceOfBlackjack]

DAM BOTS GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS WE JUST LAZERING THESE FOOLS

[@berebitsuki5450]

2:48 that's a thorn there, that's thine, not pine!!!

[@sillalumpiola7881]

I have an answer for the Wii sports resort one. Get Wii Go Vacation, it's not the same island but it's free roam, with like 4 or 5 maps with different themes and 50 mini games + the free roam activities you can do😊

[@kintsuki99]

Aren't those hunting dogs? The best hunting breed ever made?

[@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate]

PM is a professional screamer

[@greggreg2027]

Borzoi are bootleg domesticated Cheetahs with power of Runalong for horse riders.

[@grayanddevpdx]

0:31 annoying orange images edited to not have faces genuinely creates an unnecessarily disturbing atmosphere

[@arunnambirajan5157]

2:24 - You can explore the town in Wii Fit+

[@AeronHale]

They may have had some purpose as dogs at some point in history but now the borzoi is now fated to be a meme for our entertainment...

[@MrQuantumInc]

It would not surprise me at all if someone made a illustrated book or movie or video game where a 15 year old girl went on an epic adventure wearing the same dress the entire time. If it were a video game the dress would only get dirty when you get hurt, and healing magic somehow repairs and cleans the dress too. Only in the final scene when she has metaphorically earned adulthood does she finally wear something else. Depending on how conservative the author is feeling the final scene will be in a wedding dress.

[@yabe-kfptentacultist]

1:03 WAHld domINAtion 🐙

[@williamplayz_yt6973]

2:00 hey I've seen that man

[@seantaggart7382]

1:00 welp Ina got to them Guess thats Inaff for their life

[@MrTohawk]

This was an above average P.M. Seymour video. I approve

[@reesewhittington6778]

PM really got touched by the Ancient Ones. Damn. Ina and Seymour collab when?

[@PMSeymour]

pls-

[@reesewhittington6778]

​@@PMSeymour Just ask Peymour Meymour Seymour the worst she can say is no

[@trainboi777yall6]

So there is technically a way to look at the town from Wii sports resort. The island is called Wuhu Island. And the town is actually a battle map in Mario kart eight. So if you’ve ever wanted to explore the town and you have Mario kart eight, boot it up and selected for the battle mode.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

2:24 Closest thing we've got is 2 tracks from Mario Kart 7 and a Battle Course later reused in 8 Deluxe

[@maesimoneau13]

And running courses in Wii Fit U

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

@@maesimoneau13 Didn't know that (never owned either Wii Fit game) but neat!

[@dragonriderabens9761]

2:55 THERE AIN’T NOTHING REPORTEDLY ABOUT THIS THE GUARDIAN THAT SHIT IS AS VERIFIED AS CAN BE

[@natesmodelsdoodles5403]

1:03 WAH!

[@wreckitremy]

*gifts the gollum juice* for the overcommittment to the bit

[@AngryTheGnome]

In Wii sport resort you can literally run through the town tho

[@H3xx99]

Borzois are there to do it for you.

[@antiqueiter8135]

Chocolate is full of weasels, and tables play piano for the queen of meep, i am a duck

[@GayAvocado]

First of all, love the noices this episode. Second, regarding "Bring the plain to the town", that is what you literally do to get a better look at it and essentially everything else. Like you fly next to a castel, wind turbines and into a fucking vulcano.

[@katiem7463]

P.M., your voooiiice!

[@robinthegemini9763]

Borzois were in fact bred by Russian nobility to be well suited for hunting wolves in packs, that's why their other, more formal name, is "Russian Wolfhound."

[@corinnacougar881]

Borzoi were originally bred to hunt wolves. In Russia. That's what they're for.

[@THE_MoshiFever]

My favorite is Little Jon :3 Disney got me fuwucked up owo

[@Absbor]

the screech sent seymour strait to Otorhinolaryngologiest

[@Pistonrager]

Links grandma gave him that tunic!

[@kaleb2643]

I heard something about borzois being bread to fight bears