Turkish Insults That Make No Sense

Funny Insults in Turkish!
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[@Turkishle]

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[@YaztromoX]

My Turkish wife showed me this, and now I want to call someone “Cucumber Master”. But in English, not Turkish 🤣

[@yseisacimen5714]

Cjjdjdjksks

[@nurettinsarul]

If you say it in Turkish you may get in trouble. 😊

[@claudiaovertheclouds9767]

I loved that one too 🤣

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

İt's actually cucumber lord. The lord of cucumbers. LOC

[@beyza228]

@@korkunctheterrible4302 lord of cucumbers MDKDOWPWŞAŞAŞSLDLDLŞALASL

[@commandodim5902]

It is really awesome how many common words we have with Turkish! Greetings from Greece!🇬🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[@stevemurphy6765]

Have you bunked your history classes mate?

[@freddoespressosketo8213]

@@stevemurphy6765 τι λες μωρέ μαλακα? Τι σημασία έχει? Ουγκανε Ε Ουγκανε με τέτοιο μυαλό δεν πας πουθενά

[@someoneelse3736]

@@freddoespressosketo8213 Im not sure where the warrior is from. but I say sorry to everybody instead of him. why people have to be toxic even here :( love to greece from turkey

[@freddoespressosketo8213]

@@someoneelse3736 yes exactly. I guess he has problems with his brain. Anyway. Love from Greece to my lovely Turkish friends ❤️

[@freakyfurky]

Love from Turkey 💓💓 And also my apologies on behalf of some rude idiots

[@ladychassie6057]

when he says "göt lalesi" actually he seems serious but at the same time cute and somehow kind. The meaning is totally different than his cute face :D very rude actually hahahah but he is cute xDDD

[@DanielJLawson88]

Agreed, he's super cute/handsome. Hi from NYC!

[@ertanuca5463]

We call that for hemorrhoid! This kid has no idea about turkish slang...

[@incirrrrrrr]

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[@therevolution91]

I had to listen to these insults my whole youth in Switzerland. (Soccer) 😂 But I always found it hilarious rather than insulting. Like: 😂 👌 👌

[@gorkemkibar]

Kanadali bi arkadaşım vardı, is yerinde peçeteden kendi imkanlarıyla doğmuş lafını öğrenmiş açıklayana kadar karnım çatladıydi 😂😂

[@sevde9832]

ben de ilk defa duydum o ne ya odmgpfllddl

[@gorkemkibar]

@@sevde9832 sevde hanim masumsunuz bu masumiyet bozulmasın fazla kurcalamayin 😂😂

[@adasarioglu]

ÖEŞCÖSŞCÖDŞFMSÖD YENİ FAVORİM

[@Cosmic_Ocean_]

aeplhğapelhtapldhplaeğrohtlğplrg ben de çok güldüm sağol

[@Cosmic_Ocean_]

@@sevde9832 Birinin mastürbasyon yaptıktan sonra kullandığı peçeteden doğmuşsun demek, yani "değişik bir yaratıksın" sözünün daha daha kötü hali.

[@papajanatatoja2531]

In polish we have exactly same thing like "kus beyinli", "bird brained" - it's "ptasi móżdżku" - it's even more like "bird small brained"

[@ms.delarosa8642]

Confusing hiyar and hayir will probably be the most embarrassing mistakes I will make learning this language. Trying to say “no” but then calling someone a cucumber offensively 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Nobody-yx8og]

As a Turk, I think that would be so funny!! 😂😂😂

[@weavileoff0461]

yok

[@hadiya2179]

Erkek=Male. Ekmek=Bread. I did see in one of KZbinr was telling " I went to local grocery store to buy bread. Instead of asking ekmek, I mistaken the word with erkek and ask if they have any fresh erkek, grocery manager asked her how many she needs,. She did reply, 2 erkek would be enough for the day. Then everyone start to lough at her. But at the end they did correct her.

[@crazymelomanka]

@@hadiya2179 😂

[@fren8899]

you can use salatalık. you don't have to say hıyar there is a nice alternative it means the same thing but we don't use it as insult.

[@ashleyjanelle4753]

This is hilarious and super helpful! 🤣🤣 Y'all, is it bad I want to call someone a cucumber now?🥒

[@tritania2688]

That would be awkward but go on try it lmao

[@someoneelse3736]

cucumber = salatalık and also = hıyar . hıyar is the one that has bad meaning 😂

[@ashleyjanelle4753]

@@someoneelse3736, very good to know. Thanks! I thought it was just the one word.

[@videodeposu8741]

@@ashleyjanelle4753 it could be a sign of close relations with a friend to lol

[@louisfushigiii.8967]

hıyar is like a very semphatic and fun insult. when told between the father and son, it's like an everyday conversation 😂

[@sudan7590]

abi her videonu izliyorum bagimli oldum keske yabancı olsaydım cok Guzel öğretiyorsun

[@Turkishle]

Çok sağol! Sevindim beğendiğine :)

[@eminekzu9164]

Hayatım boyunca kürtaj gazisi diye bişey duymamıştım 😂

[@franciscandiyey]

watching from Philippines! Merhaba!!

[@lylia5410]

Merhaba!

[@turksom4571]

Kamusta!! Out of topic but I love Philippines food a lot! Greetings from Izmir to Philippines!

[@Eutropia0]

Selam dostum

[@whome5881]

I'll use the animal insults on my brother. He doesn't know turkish😂😂😂. I'll be like 'hey, Ayı gel buraya'

[@ArdaUnhail]

what you wrote would cause someone to say "vay ayı vay" to you

[@Virusler77766]

vay ayı vay

[@sazji]

“Hıyarağası” and “göt lalesi” are masterpieces. :-) So is “ömür törpüsü.” I think in English the closest word for maydonoz is a meddler. A person who butts in. Or very informally a “buttinsky.” But there’s also a Yiddish word for it - a kibitzer. On the east coast of the US most people will know that word. And maybe a little less known is a “yenta”, for a woman who’s always interfering in other people’s lives.

[@leonardofonseca4598]

Şener Şen ve Kemal Sunal, impossible not to laugh 😂😂😂

[@keremakpinar8109]

and recep ivedik

[@Sierra0Maestra]

@@keremakpinar8109 iyi değil

[@elove6215]

@@keremakpinar8109 this bohohohoyt man? No.

[@alexx_9955]

In Poland we say "beetroot" - just like you are saying "cucumber". In polish word for "beetroot" is "burak" 🙈 And when someone is stupid we say "baran" wchich means... "ram" (man-sheep) It's difficult having this beautiful turkish names in Poland. 🤣

[@Ay-mc8kz]

Yeah I am turkish and my brothers name is Burak His polish freind told him that his name means beetroot in polish🤣😂 since then I call him beetroot in turkish🤣😂

[@alexx_9955]

@@Ay-mc8kz my friend’s name is „Jarosław” - everyone are calling him Jarek... Imagine me on holidays in Izmir, screaming „Jaaaarek wait” - all that disgusted grandmas and others, who thinks that I was using turkish naughty word for male genitalia. 🙈🙈🙈

[@Ay-mc8kz]

@@alexx_9955 omg Ahahahshhahaaaaaaa😂🤣

[@oykulopatka240]

my husband is polish and its always fun when we speak about possible kid names for us :D

[@Urtica.Urtica]

Polish male name "Bogdan" means in Turkish "shitty" 🙄

[@tolgaylmaz1245]

Geometric Turkish insult was hilarious😅😅

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

We include science in our insults so we can prove we are scientifically right

[@NasilyaniOfficial]

@@PoorTurkoDoomer you guys just jerked off each other.

[@albertrynkowski3599]

Fun fact: In Crimean Tatar language hıyar is still used for cucumber.

[@TWITCHGUNLUK]

Just a Fact: Crimean Tatars already speak Turkish

[@hadilmouna1247]

Fun fact: Hıyar is an arabic word which means cucumber

[@sadrick1639]

We don't use it nowadays. Salatalık is common.

[@user-tc1ol9if5j]

@@TWITCHGUNLUK More like a fun wrong info. They do not speak Turkish, they speak Crimean Tatar language which is one of the many Turkic languages (including Turkish itself).

[@TWITCHGUNLUK]

@@user-tc1ol9if5j Are you Turkish?

[@Kie6.]

As a native Turkish speaker, even I didn't know many of them lol. Great work!!

[@poohpot4462]

Çok faydalı bir ders! These are exactly the lessons I like. They teach real Turkish! Besides u have to be aware when someone insults you right? Sağolun hocam!

[@Turkishle]

So true! Glad you liked it :)

[@mantko3206]

not to be an asshole but i just want to suggest: sağ olun is written like this

[@faroraizen]

@@mantko3206 hayır, it's not

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

I can show you how to insult someones mother in turkish

[@Musicalheart430]

@@faroraizenit is look it up

[@UniversalDust]

I'm Turkish but never heard amele sümüğü... busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmetenesgurgen8811]

Nası duymuyon la

[@UniversalDust]

@@ahmetenesgurgen8811 Türkiye'de sadece toplam 7 yıl yaşadım... belki ondan

[@ahmetenesgurgen8811]

@@UniversalDust muhtemelen

[@videodeposu8741]

Ondandır

[@claudiaovertheclouds9767]

There are several similarities with Italian as well: for example we also use parsley 🌿 saying. Telling somebody that they are like parsley, means that you find them wherever you go. È come il prezzemolo

[@sadrick1639]

But Do you use this word for insulting someone ?

[@maroua9279]

The most helpful video I've ever seen thank you I've been looking for a video like this for so looong

[@nochu9753]

Lol in Argentina we say Parsley (Perejil) to refer to someone who is an idiot. Here we use animals to insult people as well. Thank you for making this video, sometimes is good to learn insults, not to use them, but to recognize them if they're being said to you. I remember a foreign girl in first grade who was being taught bad words by classmates and she didn't know what she was saying and why it was so funny for all.

[@lylia5410]

Yıllardır beklediğim video! Teşekkür ederim!

[@damsyuksel311]

Insults are the first thing to start if u wanna learn a new language hahaha

[@nemoahmed1443]

that's why I'm here lolz

[@oguzasil5452]

No, it's "just you" jk jk 😁😁

[@Okanserin]

Cucumber master😂😂😂 so good

[@sylv4aa]

alright, let's watch this video even though I already am Turkish.

[@ballerspakistan]

I learned "deveoğludeve" l think it means Son of Camel.I learned it from Halil Halid in Payitaht Abdulhamid.One of the best Turkish drama seriel.

[@Turkishle]

Great series! but we don't use devoğludeve anymore :)

[@umeyr4534]

if we want to completely translated we say camel of son of camel : D when thinking in english it seems so funny but we use it commonly :D

[@ayblablabla]

We use hayvanoğlu hayvan (animal's son animal) or itoğlu it (dog's son dog) more

[@metahmayne]

I moved to Istanbul to espace Putin and now learning Turkish with the help of your videos

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

By knowing how to call someone a sack of shi-

[@ozlemdr6076]

Yılaaan Ben: Ferhunde! 🤣

[@louisfushigiii.8967]

sssSerdarrr

[@IowaLanguages]

These are good because we'll know them for series. Thank you! 💕❤️💜 Looking forward to the A1 class.

[@teoman_evren]

My favs are cucumber master and ass tulip🤣🤣

[@dp8404]

Thanks for posting all the great videos.

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

İnek/cow was originally meant for hardworkers that are rote learners and who have no life besides studying(no hobbies or socialization). Younger people have no idea.

[@georgesuarez4350]

Thank You 🙏🏻 for the lesson, much appreciated 👍🏻

[@mariajosep.ch.8630]

And I really enjoy saying this expression: "Lanet olsun" jajaja thanks for the new words! ❤️

[@ariee101]

Your Talking Style is so cute 😍 You are the only teacher who teach very Sweatly 🌠

[@francinemathiasbrum830]

Çok fun, Can! Thank you!

[@mrraven9790]

çok eğlenceli yada çok komik diyebilirsin.

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

These are so creative and poetic in my opinion, I love them :)

[@Lampey22]

Cucumber, parsley... we actually love those foods but we still use them as insults😂🥒

[@lyncarlisle8013]

Thank you so for this video it certainly put a smile on my face.

[@Turkishle]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@hannahtamzar3921]

Hahaha!!! I was looking for this xD

[@vaizluca]

These are so funny! Thank you for the informative video, I look forward to dropping them into conversation with my turkish boyfriend and see him laugh with surprise hehe 😁😁😄😄

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

Cucumber lord, not cucumber master. LOC

[@lushbeard]

Ayran mouth is really interesting. In Russian we have same meaning when saying "tried to drink a glass of milk, but made butter"

[@vedatcicek4413]

Noone in this world can be as creative in insulting as the People from Adana-Turkey .

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

Bro people live in adana can call you a greasy prayer matt Thats the point

[@kellymorrell3508]

This guy is so cute. I love love love the way Turkish people talk.

[@RH-vr7cs]

This is lesson is good to know that if you meet someone rude and he/she knows you do not know Turkish , and starts to talk bad about , you understand what they are talking about.

[@mgh9970]

Nice vid. Sending love from lebanon 🇱🇧♥️🇹🇷

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

We are brothers We both use lira

[@Lauraqwh]

As a Turk, I learned Turkish with this one.

[@nimrajamil9484]

Thanks for the video. 👍

[@joseajimenez8768]

Good video. Thank you teşekkürler kardeşim

[@yoshuaisnotok8794]

Godless and coldhearted . *puts darth vader* 😂😂😂😂

[@kenanyilmaz7863]

Türk olarak izlemek çok keyifli xD

[@mendusha]

When they are ignored you from group or chat you could use outer latch of the outer door like: "I was just sitting like outer latch of the outer door and definitely nobody cared me!"

[@karaklcmehmetosmanpasa3680]

Good to know... 👏👏👏

[@TheMirthrindir]

Thanks as always Can! Love your videos. This is helpful, but I very much agree with you that literally the last thing we should try to do is curse/insult. It takes a lot of cultural understanding to do it right. But it's good to know what Turks are yelling at me. : D Also - I had no idea Bear is a bad term! My friends have a very stocky baby boy and dress him in a bear-like outfit and I call him a bear. Oops!!!

[@homecooking8005]

Bu deyislerin cidden de tuhaf oldugunu bu videodan sonra farkettim 🤣

[@aamirecan]

Haha thanks for the video.

[@Haplo-san]

Bit yavrusuna "yavşak" denir, arada TDK sözlüğe de bakmakta yarar var.

[@turkishmusicguru]

As a Turk I use Göt Lalesi a lot ahahaha it's so useful

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Kurtaj gazisini ilk defa duyuyorum ama mükemmel hemen dilime adapte edicem

[@tehzeebmehgz4622]

Selam watching from Kenya 🇰🇪

[@mrraven9790]

kenyaya saygılar kardeşim.

[@zeenite9703]

i literally love ayran

[@Islandlifefornow]

Haha you know more English insults than I do and I speak English. I'm so sad. Good job!

[@mimoso_7773]

Kepçük ağızlı, kazulet, çam yarması, dingil, barzo, kıro.... Ohoo bu liste sonsuza kadar gider :)) Ne kadar cok hakaret kelimemiz var yaa 😅😂

[@seorasb]

Wonderful, your Chanel is amazing

[@daseinstudioua2609]

Usually we learn bad words not to use but to understand them. In case someone will try to cause harm to us without us getting it.

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

Очень нравится подача материала!

[@sugarcube8877]

Auyran seems like lassi because it have the same ingredients ( salt water yogurt) in some cases pakistani do change the ingredients a bit like salt can be substituted with sugar and water can be substituted with milk🇵🇰

[@salam_gamerreal]

yoghurt already has milk in it

[@tekvazgecilmezimkulaklgm]

The reason we call people "cucumber" is that the salad contains 96% water. So we mean that the person we call a cucumber is useless. I hope i can explain.

[@xXz0mb1e_b0yXx]

Yoo bence önemli reis

[@ezgieftekin4495]

I haven't heard "hıyarağası" for sooo long. I better start using that word 😂

[@annalaurazottola2149]

We use the same insult in Italian when people come in something that it’s none of their business, we call them “prezzemolino” or in Naples ‘ dialect “putrusin”

[@vania600]

Merhaba arkadash! Love from Portugal

[@tekvazgecilmezimkulaklgm]

6:06 öyle bi söyledin ki bana söyledin sandım xisncodkx0skc

[@anuonggiay9803]

You teacher I like.thanks

[@dawoodkhan7862]

SALAM ö alekum brother i am from pakistan your Video are very best ben türkiye çok seviyorum

[@PoorTurkoDoomer]

I laughed my ass off when he says "sack of shit"

[@temrengz]

Kürtaj gazisini ilk senden duyuyorum kahkaha attım ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nagelda]

I am a Turk and I didn't even know some of those at some point lol.

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

Cok guzel sekilde ders'ler diye dusunuyorum, Saygilarimla, Askar Makhamov, Kazakistan Cumhuriyeti, Almati sehri

[@moonlight-dd8dd]

Like it so much ....

[@egemenpurcek5744]

I am proud of you for didnt insult mother and sister swears :D btw i learned a lot new swear :D

[@gemsofegypt-amiratourguide]

Teşekürler for the video ❤ please make video about grammar too 😊

[@Miliradian]

Yavşak means a baby flea(no idea what it is exactly in english). i can now sleep in peace as an Turkish person, knowing that other people from different Nations know what yavşak is.

[@MadamLionessOfNorway]

I know exactly what to say to my classmates at school now.

[@teoman_evren]

8:18 🤣🤣🤣

[@al-hannasi5745]

Kids will be so exited 🤣🤣🤣

[@ananojner6701]

In turkish series I hear characters use these: öküz, pislik, gıçık, gerizekalı, hayvan, salak...

[@user-vi6wx5ec2j]

Оте жаксы сабак деп есептеймiн !

[@Santi1405_]

we can also use "it" instead of "köpek" sometimes both of them means dog and the meanings of the insults is the same

[@cemozyaman2465]

Hey can, where do u live? In england or in turkey

[@kubranurerdem9196]

As a turkish i must say,even i didn't hear some of these..Probably because i'm a child though.It's better i learn them here,not during a fight-Because our insult words are mostly normal words we use in natural life,but they have second meanings.And trust me it would be so embarrassing when someone insults you,but you don't understand it..

[@alanfleming4823]

Hi. I really found this video very helpful so many thanks for it. I disagree, however, with your explanation of 'yavşak'. You say 'creepy person'. I'm a native speaker of English and someone who is creepy is strange/peculiar and therefore a bit scary/frightening. I have lived in Turkey on and off for a long time and the way I hear 'yavşak' being spoken here, equates much more to how we use 'asshole' in English. We call someone an asshole if they say or do something we don't like or don't agree with and you use yavşak in the same way. Değil mi?

[@sudebulut6299]

Yeah , I think he just was trying to be kind :)

[@alanfleming4823]

@@sudebulut6299 Hi Sude. Yes, probably. He seems a really nice, polite guy :))

[@benkucukkensarsnmsm1621]

but also used in situations like when a male hitting someone that not want his attention and he keep doing it even conscious about the fact it doesn't want. but asshole meaning is really common too.

[@zafermenekse06]

Original meaning of yavşak is baby leece ..it is used for gentle liars and honorless people

[@mertnecati875]

Yavşak is surely asshole. You are right.

[@tuanatasyurek3547]

Abi köpek deyişiniz çok içten ya xcshcwbs

[@iremustun1600]

cucumber master loooolll

[@Levon_Lellore]

3:00 damn that word has ten dots on it😅

[@shawnakane6050]

Very funny video! 😄

[@amnamahmood3394]

Ayran Water+salt+yoghurt Is called in Pakistan Lassi

[@hayatfatima9823]

Veery niceeee