lol. I am having a visual of USA border protection seeing this on an xray scan of the package. haha
@levlylove6 жыл бұрын
@@Turnah81 It's an art installation.
@cohengordon40665 жыл бұрын
I heard this in Shawn's voice
@jakelevinson78025 жыл бұрын
Sean woods
@cohengordon40665 жыл бұрын
@@jakelevinson7802 *shawn
@ccSkydog5 жыл бұрын
People still underestimate..the necessity of the staring blankly at a design flaw step ..while visualising how to correct the issue. I'm glad you showed it.
@gammaxana4 жыл бұрын
10/10 this is absolutely correct.
@Shauny905 жыл бұрын
Seriously I hope you all realize just how smart this guy is.. his ideas and set ups are absolutely genius
@johnwing-wessels32143 жыл бұрын
The important thing is that he isnt afraid to sound stupid. Looks like a strong embrace 🤣😂🤣
@captaincaveman4713 жыл бұрын
Using a spring and ruler to measure the tension of the bands was pretty good.
@immortal77446 жыл бұрын
Turnah81 is a very funny man, He absolutely cracks me up. Somehow he has managed to fuse engineering and comedy together and shared it with the world! Thank you so much Turnah81, we appreciate your hard work! I could see the look of satisfaction on your face when you were about to fire at those various household objects! The man is a Genius everybody!
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
Hey mate! thanks heaps for the comment and positive feedback. It takes a crazy amount of time to make some of these vids especially working it around work and family life but good to know its appreciated. cheers.
@Dowent6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the amazing production values, from the camera work, script, pacing, it is great to see someone to put SO MUCH effort in.
@-danR5 жыл бұрын
Plus the fact that he'd make a great Aussie Rod Serling.
@bernardmarsh41335 жыл бұрын
Piss funny genius
@napierpaxman5 жыл бұрын
Falling about here! lolololol!!!! :D :D
@tarantula515 жыл бұрын
Finally, a trap that will repel my neigbour kids
@firefly74515 жыл бұрын
Omg ur crazy
@firefly74515 жыл бұрын
I know some kidz are toksick
@ColdSharderFFox5 жыл бұрын
@@firefly7451 toksick? Its toxic, like fortnite players
@literal_trash.5 жыл бұрын
O_O
@sjtiernan58415 жыл бұрын
@@ColdSharderFFox or Thor when korg needs help on it
@MacquarieRidge5 жыл бұрын
The REAL way to solve your cat problem. (Ethics may vary)
@alexderpyracc40535 жыл бұрын
🥺
@stefantanket87355 жыл бұрын
Are you Chinese or something?
@spitfire_flyer56595 жыл бұрын
FOX 455m yes 我最喜欢的中餐是炸猫
@heneedsomemilk28775 жыл бұрын
FOX 455m Why should he be Chinese? Stray cats are a huge problem in Australia
@Alucard-gt1zf5 жыл бұрын
_Riot actually it’s legal to kill feral cats in Australia
@sofronio.5 жыл бұрын
water jet cat video made me subscribed, this video made me rang the bell.
@mr.amazinggaming11535 жыл бұрын
Same!
@larsl31865 жыл бұрын
Same
@oreoandmaizy19585 жыл бұрын
I hated that vid so cruel
@hello-worlld62745 жыл бұрын
Same
@Prophet_22225 жыл бұрын
Y'all stupid it's not crule
@gavin-37526 жыл бұрын
If he posted more often he would have well over a millions subs already... you have a great opportunity to make a huge KZbin channel, please dont waste it
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the support! cheers
@leocurious99195 жыл бұрын
Too bad he stoped for so long... I was waiting... :D
@williamkarpicke23775 жыл бұрын
Mom: time for bed Me: *pulls out 50 arrow rat trap
@-touya_todoroki5 жыл бұрын
My own mom: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING......
@chrishill62765 жыл бұрын
Whats a friggin mom
@-magnus-88985 жыл бұрын
Chris Hill idk man
@chrishill62765 жыл бұрын
Magnus yer lost me cobber
@garydunken79344 жыл бұрын
The level of ingenuity in this video is amazing. You are lucky that your wife lets you do all these things in your awesome man shed. If I spent days making this arrow firing thing at home, it would been tested on me.
@Mostly_Joe6 жыл бұрын
You get an idea this guy is kinda smart watching these videos even though they are cheesey but the contraption you made to focus the shooters is actually engineering genius, shows this guy's way smarter than he looks.
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
haha cheers. Turnah81 - "Solving the unnecessary"
@rasmus93116 жыл бұрын
I love that they are not activated at the same time, makes for an awesome sound when they activate each other. Like a machine gun
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
Yeah that made my brain happy. the slow mo sounds are all as recorded
@edsmale5 жыл бұрын
As a hand held weapon....it’s an excellent self defense weapon. You’re a good guy with a giant arrow machine gun.
@keepingitlemon56045 жыл бұрын
I think we should all take a minute to pause at the very start of the video to see the warning and read it all. Its hilarious 😂😂
@cymaticCS5 жыл бұрын
I've tried to pause and I still failed to catch the warning in a pause... It fades away incredibly quickly!
@keepingitlemon56045 жыл бұрын
@@cymaticCS that's unfortunate, set it to o. 25 speed then rewind to zero then pause
@heneedsomemilk28775 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Ilenapieta5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I laughed so hard I started crying!
@comradeivan11295 жыл бұрын
You ahould of called it a rapid arrow trap r.a.t
@BichaelStevens5 жыл бұрын
Twat is better
@fsdhuy5 жыл бұрын
make it rapid arrow turnah trap and u got a jojo reference
@tubzziim81055 жыл бұрын
Fsdhuy The Superiour Niiiccceee! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@antiquatedannomaly6 жыл бұрын
I bet you could pierce twelve ears at once with this!
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I like this idea...tba
@moparman19624 жыл бұрын
Craig, being as you have brought up, mentioned and hammered on the concept, problem of, necessity for and dire need for STRENGTH between objects, materials and parts LIKE IT WAS IMPORTANT...do a KZbin search for "Bondic liquid plastic welder..." and then add on (separately in turn) the last words "review", "test", "ad", "instructions" and so on. IF my sharing this precious-valuable information about this amazing, universal, super-strength bonding technology product greatly benefits you in creating/assembling/building your projects...a huge online shout-out and lots of praise and thank you accolades would be great for moi. Happy Creating!
@immortal77446 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! So much cinematography and work must go into your videos, must take weeks! You're headed for greatness!
@RelateGREAT5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're hilarious. I appreciate you making all the weird crap I'd love to make but don't really have the time or honestly that much interest to *actually* do it. When people say, "That guy has way too much time on his hands" as an insult, I counter, "Thank goodness he does or else we wouldn't have KZbin!" Thanks for some good laughs at the end of my day.
@spunkyspaz5 жыл бұрын
So you asked people what that saw blade is called.... Some people called it the space cowboy, Some people called it the gangster of love, So you called it Maurice.
@davidjones89425 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there..... 😁
@jmontgomery325 жыл бұрын
Nice...
@troydent67665 жыл бұрын
Just came across your channel and am working my way through your videos. Already subscribed, so my apologies to your wife for encouraging this behavior.
@jacklougheed45615 жыл бұрын
This here is the highly informative and very useful videos that KZbin was designed for
@michaelsimpson97795 жыл бұрын
Maurice is actually a blade from a large mitre saw, love the staccato sound of those traps triggering in slow mo.......
@holeechit10546 жыл бұрын
man this channel seriously deserves more attention
@robcolone85465 жыл бұрын
If Shawn woods Would endorse your channel you would have 1 million subscribers. You just have to upload more bud. You are equally as funny as you are informative
@B.McAllister5 жыл бұрын
Use this for the "take only one piece of candy" bowl setup on Halloween. If some greedy bugger tries their luck, they'll be checking into the hospital rather than their candy that night.
@-touya_todoroki5 жыл бұрын
Omg that just cut second of "WALL CLIMB" lmao Edit FLAPPY FLAPPY HINGAS i love it
@lukemocherman12364 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the most underrated KZbin channel I've ever come across. Genuinely great videos dude!
@honesttoblog5 жыл бұрын
i came to this channel for the cat video. now I regret not clicking the subscribe button sooner lmao
@balthromaw63055 жыл бұрын
OMG, I love your use of sound effects had me rolling a lot watching this.
@-magnus-88985 жыл бұрын
Julian Gryffin why were you rolling are you okay do you need me to call help?
@balthromaw63055 жыл бұрын
@@-magnus-8898 good luck I already rolled away , would have to catch up first lol
@-magnus-88985 жыл бұрын
Julian Gryffin aw fuck I gotta call the flash
@balthromaw63055 жыл бұрын
@@-magnus-8898 hahaha
@jodylang87815 жыл бұрын
Just subscribed and I am loving it! Not sure why, but the toast cracked me up!
@naz95k716 жыл бұрын
more subs! you deserve minimum 200.000! btw when is cat defense part 3 coming?? and part 4 too :D maybe make a drone that incinerates spiders too, if you can mass produce it maybe i will be able to visit autralia one day! xD
@97SEMTEX5 жыл бұрын
Shaun Woods need to feature this. I want to see this have a go at one of his rats in his barn. They have escaped to many times.
@jessoliver29553 ай бұрын
That looks GREAT for burglars! ( or if you’re in the US, the ATF!)
@mcspud5 жыл бұрын
This channel is hilariously awesome
@TimHollingworth5 жыл бұрын
He is the first person to ever say "DON'T SUBSCRIBE" (as it will only encourage him.) So I did LOL
@tiddlesa.61255 жыл бұрын
Turnah got a lotta time on his hands. Love ‘em mate keep ‘em coming.
@liyunfei5 жыл бұрын
it would be useful to hang up artworks, also a good device for cleaning if you added wet sponged on the tips. Similarly if you added insence to the arrows which automatically light of firing an automatic Buddhist prayer machine, would sell well in Asian markets. Also if you put inked letters on the ends of the arrows you could write random poetry or predict the future. Very useful invention, I hope its patented.
@davidh63005 жыл бұрын
Very impressive! It reminds me of the 6 50cal machine guns on the f6f hellcat. Get those rats!
@cdagwyo4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a bit late but I think your saw is a spray foam insulation saw used to trim insulation flush with the framing. These videos are very entertaining and I appreciate the sarcasm fueled ingenuity.
@disruptivegarage6 жыл бұрын
the sense of humor in this lad is absolutely insane
@baraBober6 жыл бұрын
OMG, this just gets funnier and funnier!!!!!!!!!! Love your videos man!
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
haha cheers
@wildman42705 жыл бұрын
LMAO very cool video thanks! I keept looking for the road runner and the coyote or a acme stamp on the box! Had to sub 😂
@jesuiscequejesuis22676 жыл бұрын
"I'll just use these screws that are way too long and chop them up later with the angle grinder because it's all about quality on this channel."
@df3yt5 жыл бұрын
19:38 You just improved the taste of Vegimite
@aflockofbeagles82195 жыл бұрын
What else are you going to do when you have a beautiful, well stocked shop like that?! Came for the cats, stayed for traps, lol. Edit: thank you! That's my first heart thingy! ❤️ Neat! Second edit: apparently, editing a comment with a heart thingy makes the heart thingy go away. Oops ☹️ lesson learned 💔 DOH!
@Turnah815 жыл бұрын
Haha interesting. Re heart thingyd
@aflockofbeagles82195 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reheart thingy'd me...ok, made up words and jumbled sentences aside, thank you!!
@RLBndR4 жыл бұрын
Amazing. What's even more fun is that building this would be illegal in my state.
@Expedient_Mensch4 жыл бұрын
Damn, that business with the turnbuckle is bloody clever.
@cntfoolmebuddy5 жыл бұрын
Fugging genius! Why aren't you out saving Humanity!?
@charadremur3335 жыл бұрын
Because he is broke.
@blaircox15895 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin Recommends (for cat spray vid, which led to this) :)
@Turnah815 жыл бұрын
Great you found the place!
@TheExplosiveGuy4 жыл бұрын
Ohh and Maurice is a replaceable blade for a very large reciprocating cutoff saw, can't give you a specific brand but that's what it's for. Made for cutting bars of soft steel or aluminum about 12" in diameter. I'll bet it makes a killer hand saw too!
@matthewcarpenter47164 жыл бұрын
I AM SO GLAD TO HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR CHANNEL!!!
@IWasgt5 жыл бұрын
This is teaching us how to survive zombie apocalypse
@OGBootleg6 жыл бұрын
Finally an upload from this guy... XD
@sweepsp84684 ай бұрын
I have only just found you, but you are the man. you make the possible, impossible. keep going
@Turnah814 ай бұрын
I appreciate that! Thanks mate!
@mildgrooveon5 жыл бұрын
Your move, Shawn Woods.
@PhilSallaway5 жыл бұрын
Jen C too Funny
@kevbee83254 жыл бұрын
With some Mary Rose style arrows shot from a warbow...
@GljivanStaklo6 жыл бұрын
You're alive :D
@VelveteenRabbit775 жыл бұрын
I am NEVER coming over to your house. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Vesper-3 жыл бұрын
50 arrows per second! That's about 3000 arrows per minute, the fire rate you get in rotary cannons, well of course if you don't count the reload time lol
@blazemaximus79235 жыл бұрын
0:17 Holy sh*t there just rats you don’t have to go all Indiana Jones on them
@limer.63556 жыл бұрын
.... I wonder why dont have more subs. I mean you explain ot always so that everyone else could also built it i love it
@wotangames13014 жыл бұрын
Happy to 'encourage' this type of behaviour, love it
@TheSaint1356 жыл бұрын
Your videos are amazing. I understand that it takes many days to make a video like this, but if there was any way you could pump out about one per week (perhaps make them shorter and find a way to keep people hooked so they want to know what happens next?) and do some optimization to attract more views, your channel would grow faster. Please don't give up!
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
Thanks heaps for the encouragement and support. Its hard work to make these but for sure. planning on some quicker vids in between bigger projects, plus some more "update" type videos for a bit of fun. People like yourself keep this channel going! ...oh plus i like making crazy s#^t too haha. cheers.
@cheeseymann3 жыл бұрын
So one way that you can improve the accuracy of the darts is to barrel the chopsticks. Fletchers barrel arrows to improve aerodynamics. Its as simple as sanding down the rear end of the arrow/dart to make the forward of center area bulkier than the rear end of the projectile.
@MazeFrame4 ай бұрын
The sound is quite impressive.
@blahsomethingclever6 жыл бұрын
This channel needs more views!!!
@meez54126 жыл бұрын
you dont get enough views!! You put so much effort into your videos, you deserver so much more!!
@Junkboy8886 жыл бұрын
Love the sound of it in slow motion.
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
yeah, I was surprised when I first played it back. In real time the sound is just "bahh!!!!"
@toughluck8012 Жыл бұрын
2:53 I hope you know this tickled a deep part in my memories from forever ago 🦥🤌
@chasedavidson28556 жыл бұрын
Watching the rat dodge all those arrows makes me fairly certain his name is Neo
@beerbbqman26446 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely one of the funniest guys on you tube. Keep up the fantastic videos.
@senketsu_66505 жыл бұрын
You know this contraption would really easily take care of your cat problem lol (just a joke)
@oldgamesonly60375 жыл бұрын
You need Jesus
@cortex82395 жыл бұрын
@@oldgamesonly6037 (just a joke)
@DonRade6 жыл бұрын
You definitely deserve more views and subscribers!
@markissboi35834 жыл бұрын
💡 The toaster trip wire was brilliant 🧒💭 craig 🎺toot
@kathybradbury5 жыл бұрын
It would make a great incentivizer for keeping the kids in bed after lights out- just remind the little buggers that the tattling arrows are ready for them, even if you’re not!
@Chaotika776 жыл бұрын
I startet watching english videos to improve my English. Australian isn't really what I wanted to learn, but your videos are just too good to stop watching.
@-vermin-6 жыл бұрын
Ozzie English is the best English, mate.
@watchletter6 жыл бұрын
@@-vermin- yes mate
@Turnah816 жыл бұрын
lol. that is great! If you can follow my ozzy accent, plus me rambling my words together, and saying things like "warda" instead of "water" - you'll dominate English in any English speaking country's accent. Cheers for viewing.
@Chaotika776 жыл бұрын
Since I alreday love "Vitam-R" (the german version of Vegemite), I guess it was fate to stumble upon here. :)
@alphaplayzz13815 жыл бұрын
If you want to figure out how to understand English I recommend listening to Scottish people with very thick accents.
@TheExplosiveGuy4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking your method for marking a straight line around a pipe was shit, then you said it yourself and my eyes are now a little more bloodshot than they already were after laughing my ass off😂. Good Job on the mechanism too, that's what I call a rat trap!🤣
@dragonsquid36825 жыл бұрын
Rat: oh cool food *Death trap fire's* Rat: what type of bulls-
@nate-4045 жыл бұрын
I'd buy a notification ringtone of you saying Flappy flappy hinge 🤣🤣🤣
@farodyne4 жыл бұрын
Man, your videos crack me up! How on earth I have missed your channel before? =D
@leslielupus5 жыл бұрын
Subscribed for those accurate measurements. Haven't laughed that hard in a while!
@seanfoltz76454 ай бұрын
You should send this to Shawn Woods to use in Mousetrap Mondays.
@emmayarseeyuess90445 жыл бұрын
You’ve gotta love a guy with too much time on his hands.
@benjohnston94555 жыл бұрын
yay, i finally don't feel so bad when I sing old Sesame Street songs that pop in my head sometimes like the ladybug's 12 song.
@larrytemen47894 жыл бұрын
“I really should have gone in for a t-bag here” 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ Rolmfao I play call of duty and I do that all the time. So I laughed my ass off way too hard at that lol
@jessesterling69155 жыл бұрын
LOL- The backdrop "takes a drunken fall"!
@octapusxft3 жыл бұрын
This is the type of makeshift trap I would expect in home alone
@Sonora0Redwing6 жыл бұрын
I really do miss your random creations!
@RobertA-1959cad4 жыл бұрын
This is AWESOME!!! Would LOVE to try this on an actual RAT!!😁 pretty clever way of make a cooling pad for your toast!!🤔🤔🤔 Thank you for sharing your time!!💖 oh... I absolutely LOVE your narrative dialogue!!💖😁😁🤣🤣🤣
@davidbass67804 жыл бұрын
You could've used wooden blocks to act as a stopper? Taller ones giving greater spread or range, with shorter ones for closer distances? Using a hollowed out piece mounted on the top of the first and second row of arrow traps to hold the stoppers in securely? Cutting each trap separate and attaching them all on hinges could've even allowed for all to be focused into one point.
@anthroplant36715 жыл бұрын
Me: puts head above trench The entire German army:
@toddabbott7815 жыл бұрын
This gives me an idea. Make an air cannon but instead of shooting a potato have the air run along a pipe with a whole bunch of smaller tubes and put blowgun darts in them. With some PVC and hot glue or copper piping and some soder I bet you can make a much nastier version. Think 100 blowgun darts.
@cadet1172 жыл бұрын
This man has created brrrt without a firearm. Incredible
@iirossii20055 жыл бұрын
damn this video deserves way more views
@jmac10995 жыл бұрын
oh man.. that is just what i needed.. your commentary made me crack up more then once!! damn good job sir.
@caseypauley52535 жыл бұрын
Imagine home alone new defending window lol forget the Christmas ornaments just a trip wire lmao
@sebbes3335 жыл бұрын
+10 for using proper eye & hand protection! (eg: 15:01 ) :D
@andrewpropst88745 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re really funny! You’ve cracked me up in every video I’ve watched!
@TandyB155 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled over this channel. Hilarious bantz. Defo getting my sub
@jerkboxjojo6 жыл бұрын
4:07 HOLY SHIT. You just blew my mind with the Neodymium magnet on the Phillips bit, how the FUCK have I not thought of this! Thanks man!