Wonder if all those cats gather around talking about their PTSD war stories about how their convoy was ambushed in Afcatistan suppressed by enemy fire from the H20 terrorists.
@grayem1nence4 жыл бұрын
this is just -fucking- *hecking* amazing
@GinGin124 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tk-97044 жыл бұрын
"We need a medic dusty just got shot well he make it" "its lethal but we can help him, but dont get your hopes up to high." "Dusty i promise you're going to be alright." "A-am i ded rocky." "No sunny said you're going to be alright i promise" "we're going to transport you to the medic den and give you some cobwebs to stop the bleeding and some herbs to make it hurt less" "o-ok i cant fell my leg w-what happend." "You got shot by the H20-593 blaster it broke your bone but i think i can mend it back but you won't be able to walk on it for a couple of weeks maybe even months" "wake up dusty were at the medic den" "why am i here did i die" "i already explained this to you" "oh yea i forgot my legs feel numb" they gave you some herbs so your legs don't hurt." "Rocky you have to leave you can wait out side he needs rest" "fine can i lick him one more time" "yes i supose you could but only once, then you leave deal" "yes sunsine. Dusty sunshine told me i have to leave" "ok rocky well goodbye then" "clover dusty got injured." "Is he fine can i see him?" "No sunny said he had to rest." Is he fine?" "Yes he is he got shot in the leg bye the leg bye the H20-593 blaster in the leg" "im tired i'm going to bed" "do you want some mice? I caught it." "Sure but after this im going to bed what are you going to do?" "I'm probably going to eat and then go to bed." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing sparky its not your business" "ok ok you dont have to yell at me. " "i hate that guy" rocky muttered under his breath. "Me to he inturupts every thing." "You know i can here you right." To be continued...
@whywhy76344 жыл бұрын
Maybe just get a dog?
@lostspace58114 жыл бұрын
@@whywhy7634 whywhy
@Gizmo_Furry3 жыл бұрын
I had an idea for your water trap: instead of it shooting straight, make it onto a fan mode and point it so that it makes a wall of water so they get soaked even more, giving them a even better reason to not come back
@3ch0_172 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, hangout with that one guy and program the water gun to target and track cats and adjust pressure and exit diameter to maximize efficiency over distance/ target movement speed
@wearemilesfromnowhere46304 жыл бұрын
Blue food color dye makes for an interesting conversation with the owners.
@Sebash19664 жыл бұрын
We Are Miles From Nowhere or some fake blood
@dash8brj4 жыл бұрын
@@Sebash1966 or that dye used to stain bank notes in the unlikely event (these days) that a robber makes it out with the cash.
@mamaboocee4 жыл бұрын
Great idea about the dye. "I'll stop dying your cat, if you teach it too not to kill wildlife, not to pee all over my cars and property, and to just stay inside YOUR HOUSE and watch goldfish videos."
@red_doggo72194 жыл бұрын
@@mamaboocee It's healthy for cats to kill wildlife.
@peterzingler62214 жыл бұрын
@@red_doggo7219 who cares? Cats are natural there so keep them in the damm house
@hamzterix4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I've spent 15mins watching a cat trying desperately to leave the yard. The commentary though. 100% worth it.
@TechnicalDifficulty24 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the most underrated creator on KZbin
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
Cheers for your support!
@Crisp_me4 жыл бұрын
@@Turnah81 you should set up a flood light on the inside of a gate too, that way it blinds them so they have a higher chance of running straight into the water before they can focus their eyes
@1VengefulViking4 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard every time I watch these videos
@reiniskarolis15824 жыл бұрын
@@1VengefulViking same here.. she gives us the good old brown eye.. :D
@killermushroom45794 жыл бұрын
Technical Difficulty ikr
@e.s67893 жыл бұрын
Your story telling skill is epic This was like a episode of Seinfeld, Aussie style. You had my attention for the whole video and I have ADHD. Damn cats.
@Turnah813 жыл бұрын
Haha cheers for that.
@Hopeinformer4 жыл бұрын
You threw in The Never Ending Story reference. Classic with the 80's children.
@merickful4 жыл бұрын
Haha! The little underplayed gems he puts in throughout are brilliant!
@gsau30004 жыл бұрын
@Fast Internet approximately between 0:00 and 15:12
@woodworkingdirtjumping27084 жыл бұрын
@Fast Internet 6:43
@diabloss83184 жыл бұрын
yep that horrific creepy movie xD didn t remember the name
@CyPhaSaRin4 жыл бұрын
seems to be a bit of that in my life of late, Korn's last album was called The Nothing..
@DevotedDisciple-x4 жыл бұрын
There are just too many quotable hillarious lines in your videos! 😂 "She double checks that her ass is still following her, it is." 😂😂😂 I love your content so much! I just wish there was more 😁
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
Cheers, I wish we could edit it out faster. My oldest incomplete video for this channel is now 13 years old. I just got to be confident! :-P
@DevotedDisciple-x4 жыл бұрын
@@Turnah81 You've got nothing to worry about with us. We all love what you do and you have no reason to not be yourself and confident. Your comedy has helped improve many days and outlooks I've had in the past, as I'm sure as many others here. I just wanted you to know that thanks to you, you've helped me lighten up when my mood when it wasn't ideal, so I thank you for that!
@kari81873 жыл бұрын
That one nearly took my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JohanFroloff814 жыл бұрын
You should change the lights to led. and set a delay on the water spray. so the lights turn on a couple of milliseconds before.
@epiccollision4 жыл бұрын
Johan Froloff he also need a wide angle spray
@gsau30004 жыл бұрын
@@epiccollision yes! I'm thinking the same thing. Seems the obvious thing to do.
@DinnerForkTongue4 жыл бұрын
@@epiccollision Next video: making a duckbill choke for the kitty sprayer.
@jodroboxes4 жыл бұрын
@@epiccollision And a large sheet of plexiglass on the floor so the cat's got no grip to run away.
@aboz86494 жыл бұрын
69th like!
@BaseDeltaZero19723 жыл бұрын
The trouble you have gone to to protect the birds and the cats from any real harm is absolutely outstanding.
@TankardShaw4 жыл бұрын
Omg 10:11, Lord have Mecry, I have not laughed that hard in a while! Tears down my cheeks. Why cant I watch you on Tv every Saturday? On Animal Planet?
@pexi864 жыл бұрын
Same here, good laughs :D
@Convolutedtubules4 жыл бұрын
Now that is an idea!!
@fuzz12524 жыл бұрын
@@pexi86 same
@CritterKeeper014 жыл бұрын
I laughed the hardest at the baby bird noises!
@diegobarrantes54673 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard on this part of the video! The editing was amazing! 😂
@roccorodriguez66534 жыл бұрын
There’s something oddly satisfying about watching bird assassins get sprayed
@victoriaallen82714 жыл бұрын
Your commentary’s are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs
@hellenanazario44784 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to hire this man as a commentator for Wipeout 😭😂
@Wulfrune4 жыл бұрын
Craig, introduce some traction defying flooring in the area to create more "Slip slide".
@DinnerForkTongue4 жыл бұрын
Like what, oiled glass?
@SirenaSpades4 жыл бұрын
Multiple pieces of cut up tarp. That is pretty slippery in my experience
@codybarrett46724 жыл бұрын
@@SirenaSpades In what circumstance were you ambling about on multiple pieces of cut up tarp? I picture Dexter in a kill room.....
@anthonybelmonte80344 жыл бұрын
A sheet of Plexiglas should be slippery enough.
@daisyloumisakidondu61594 жыл бұрын
Marbles
@edheide72294 жыл бұрын
I haven't laught so hard for a long time, I needed that..
@DiegoGomez-zr1ic3 жыл бұрын
Keeping these at 69 likes si6 nine9
@awo1fman3 жыл бұрын
Second that!
@mr.waffles87394 жыл бұрын
"There she is, pretending to be a rock" I was taking a sip of coke when he said that and nearly died laughing/choking on it
@channonspencer16314 жыл бұрын
I was drinking tea. Had to stop video to wipe phone off.
@Inertia8884 жыл бұрын
"Gravity rotation" had me lose it! I think I woke my neighbor laughing so loud!
@johnro66593 жыл бұрын
I choked on a cheez it when he was going thru the cats jump thru the fence and stopped to talk about the cats ass eye!
@justthedrummer3 жыл бұрын
Got me at 2 paws an hour
@KhairaLynn3 жыл бұрын
5:15
@luistentindo63344 жыл бұрын
The ominous ending with the little rascal at the end was very..... funny and, well, ominous. WELL PLAYED!!!
@kevinmaltby23464 жыл бұрын
WE want more videos buddy!!!! Try 2 hoses, about 2 feet apart. You'll never miss in giving those felines a good washing
@denisegore18844 жыл бұрын
Agree, two jets at different heights is an option too.
@TheButterZone4 жыл бұрын
The current one plus one pointing at the gate, but with the nozzle set to wide spray instead of stream, so they get it in the face but at lower pressure. Should double back & exit immediately.
@robhay573 жыл бұрын
Why stop at 2? Have the cats run a gauntlet of sprays. LOL That particular cat will never return.
@mathewhale35814 жыл бұрын
“Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack” I’m laughing like Muttly the dog
@EweChewBrrr014 жыл бұрын
I had sphinges too but ointment took it away.
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
bahahaha
@fallensway8554 жыл бұрын
This comment is made so much better with your pfp 😂😂
@omegadragons3214 жыл бұрын
@EweChewBrrr Koro Sensei? Is that you?
@cakeomelette4 жыл бұрын
I really like the references to the NeverEnding Story
@Silentjustin064 жыл бұрын
I figured the Fantasia reference would go over most people's heads. I loved that movie as a kid. My favorite character was falcor and I had a crush on the childlike empress 😊
it's the story that never ends it goes on and on my friend
@TheSphongleface4 жыл бұрын
Best movie of all time 👌
@warlordqueekheadtaker79604 жыл бұрын
@@TheSphongleface best Music video of all time ❤
@VictorF03264 жыл бұрын
I really wondered how many people knew that movie
@justpressstart3 жыл бұрын
You should do a calendar of your pictures. I would probably buy one.
@AgentMrX74 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over how your property is like a cat highway.
@mewmeow432410 ай бұрын
a calendar of those cat photo stills would be amazing
@gamerdragon47214 жыл бұрын
My guess for cat battleship is “A4” “A3” “B3” And “B4” Edit: darn missed
@prime8g8134 жыл бұрын
but can anyone really see the cat
@thedrawingartist24284 жыл бұрын
Nope C3
@snail7124 жыл бұрын
i picked C2
@lawrencet834 жыл бұрын
The third eye made me laugh so hard that I scared my own cat! She's under my bed and won't come out. Hello from Houston.
@greenvolksi78864 жыл бұрын
'my kitties...my kitty wall is almost complete' GOLD
@brianschaller90334 жыл бұрын
"Is there a cucumber hiding around the corner..." Ahahaha this guy is hilarious. Keep them coming my guy lmao!
@wretchedexcess16544 жыл бұрын
You really need to add a warning at the start of these. One that says something about not having food of some sort in ones mouth while watching. Do you know how difficult it is to get bits/chunks of breakfast muffin out of your nasal passages? The answer is: Very. I can only imagine what a circus fire eater must go through trying to watch this... ...I mean, hot coffee out the nose is one thing but, kerosene?
@copperboltwire3204 жыл бұрын
Don't forget haveing to clean up the hooting keyboard...
@jimmellenberger85054 жыл бұрын
Dr Pepper out the nostrils is a mind-blowing nasenema.
@phoenixthedutchie1494 жыл бұрын
My dude I was eating a pickle and I sneezed 2 pickle seeds out my nose not fun my guy
@lechking9414 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixthedutchie149 how did tha-XD that feel. And that's a cucumber seed mate.
@phoenixthedutchie1494 жыл бұрын
@@lechking941 it burned so much sooo much vinaigrette gets sucked into the seeds and when trying to get them out one of them popped opened that was a pretty shitty day
@maxinestarkywillow4 жыл бұрын
Super happy I accidentally found this channel whilst looking for mask making tutorials. This is exactly the kind of humour, Aussie accent and engineering I love.
@thackest2k4 жыл бұрын
I think this one broke my dad in laughter mode How do I reset Craig or this a no fix Seriously though we love the whole theme and little story about this project With the crap going on this is a video to make people laugh and enjoy
@TheDoomsdayzoner4 жыл бұрын
I think you should use 2 of those now. So no avoiding possible.
@dlmurray554 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes are just cats
@Vulpine4074 жыл бұрын
And crazy cat ladies.
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
David And the rats! Dude straight up said he wants the cats to eat the rats and that he was comin’ for them! What did they do?! They didn’t piss on his cars or eat the lil chicks! They are just eating a bit of fruit. :(
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Abrilla 2 M Rats do NOT eat live birds. Are you high???
@Comic_Serif4 жыл бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Actually they can, in some places where mice were introduced (rats and mice are related anyway) at night they would eat albatross chicks alive starting from their rear end. These types of birds don't usually have any natural predators on their breeding islands and become completely incapable of protecting themselves or their chicks. Rats and mice are opportunistic and will eat anything they can manage, even helpless chicks, maybe not full grown birds but they can eat chicks and eggs.
@MrJhongVlogs4 жыл бұрын
and flat earthers
@maya_unltd4 жыл бұрын
Please never stop making videos about cats, your sense of humor is gold 👑👑
@Rickiye4 жыл бұрын
9:34 "be confident, BE CONFIDENT" *Hilarious stuff Craig
@quincyherbster58884 жыл бұрын
Awesome I laughed the entire episode. My neighbor is running a cat factory I'm going to have to try this. And send you some footage.
@Ninuturu4 жыл бұрын
the highlegged walk is because she has never been in the area before, thats also why she wanted to take the same way out instead of somewhere in the back, the way in is the way she knows :)
@jvchavez7894 жыл бұрын
YOU crack me up, please keep uploading. I also appreciate all your work in making them.
@ОлесяМэп-ф2г3 жыл бұрын
“Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack” I’m laughing like Muttly the dog
@The_Real_Zaineman4 жыл бұрын
"Why is it shiny ?" That was so funny I did a number 5 Two 2's and a 1 .
@tigerxra85153 жыл бұрын
Fyi, you need to change the cat's engine oil every 6 - 10 months. it depends if it's in countryside or city
@lavendervanilladepressioni55364 жыл бұрын
I love the sound effects he made for the baby birds
@chrislesher81194 жыл бұрын
Dude! You're flippin hilarious! You keep pictures of your suspect cats. There faces are funny. Glad the cats didn't get hurt.
@R.Reckless4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely LOVE your hilarious edits and commentary
@cristinana6379 Жыл бұрын
for the urination, wash everything with bio detergent, any cheap one will do, and spray the surrounding with it, for as long as it has a smell of other cats they will come back and urinate again, could be that something is also urinating on your car during the day when you at work, or shopping, then when you come back they need to mark that to..so bio detergent, I foster many many cats, tame and feral, its what i use to clean the enclosure between cats, if i didnt well it would all turn into a toilet as they try to scare others away..But loved this and the comment, thank you :)
@johnkropp37934 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a second spray nozzle addition, give them kitties a solid second soaking!!! Keep up the great content... love your commentary, cat names and general awesomeness :)
@platae_cos4 жыл бұрын
"f1.0 in cat optics" I laughed more than I should've at this
@Andreas_D-Greek4 жыл бұрын
The cat's sent in a spy at the end
@rathburnscape64654 жыл бұрын
Or a katnapper. To find the plans
@Nick-hv8gj3 жыл бұрын
I'm cryin', man. That was the funniest video I've seen in a long, long time.
@ericgonzalez9344 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh more than I thought I could.
@AP9575-jd3 жыл бұрын
This might be the funniest vid I've seen in a LONG time. I just subscribed to your channel. Here in my little village in Marietta, PA we have a big CAT problem (and I don't mean bull dozers) so you've given me some ideas on how to keep them out of my yard at least. They like to hang out under my bird feeders. Have a great day!
@bergydermeister56163 жыл бұрын
The cats third Brown eye serves ss a ground proximity sensor wtf. Lol
@georgepakas33934 жыл бұрын
can't..stop...giggling..so good. you warmed my insides with your humorous writing.bless u man
@flyfishizationjones49403 жыл бұрын
The Never Ending Story references speak to our generation. Well played. Oh, and “wHy DoNt yOu cLoSe tHe gAtE?!”
@chateaupig8263 жыл бұрын
She went from deadpan to f22 in under a second 🤣🤣
@iconoclad4 жыл бұрын
Once again a hilarious episode. I love cats and I see all this as harmless fun. Craig your commentary is brilliant as usual. Dreadful cats. looking at your things, how dare they?
@koentalks28884 жыл бұрын
I've no idea how I'm just now finding your videos. You are a funny man!
@gordonlawrence14484 жыл бұрын
I knew there was a reason I stayed up late (watching this at 02:10HRS).
@prikasky4 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is what I am about. I too have an intense cat problem. Trapped 9 strays and let em loose in the rich neighborhoods but the “owned” cats are still an issue. Thank you for the book!
@LouLope4 жыл бұрын
Use vinegar and a wider horizontal spray pattern. The vinegar could be loaded into a 3 gallon pump sprayer, charged, and the spray handle actuated by a solenoid armature. :-)
@Geion4 жыл бұрын
Why vinegar
@Monificent4 жыл бұрын
@@Geion he hates cats
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Mo_nificient Very cruel to use vinegar.
@Monificent4 жыл бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 don't tell me, I didn't say the comment
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Mo_nificient Yeah, just chipping in, man.
@terrelldrayton3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the best content on KZbin Ever?
@TS_Mind_Swept4 жыл бұрын
“Stares at the Giant sphinx gate...with boobies” The only booby here is the cat XD
@rysea98554 жыл бұрын
100th like
@TS_Mind_Swept4 жыл бұрын
@@rysea9855 I only see 99 👀
@rysea98554 жыл бұрын
@@TS_Mind_Swept KZbin is a bit glitchy, like counts don't always update at the same time in different continents
@TS_Mind_Swept4 жыл бұрын
@@rysea9855 I still only see 99 Luftballons
@TS_Mind_Swept4 жыл бұрын
@@solchapeau6343 absolutely not
@alex10883 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if it's actually his amazing editing, or if some other inscrutable thing.. but this man's content is gold and I hope he knows it.
@brandonthompson29563 жыл бұрын
put up a plastic wrap wall were the cat's run to after getting sprayed and watch them bounce
@yvesvogelfrei4534 жыл бұрын
this is better than any cat-video. I just had 15 min. of great laughter!!! brilliant. Keep going :D
@lindataylor68354 жыл бұрын
we loved the NEVER ENDING STORY !!!!
@laughingman37773 жыл бұрын
9:21 This Engywook cameo and subsequent editing should have won the KZbin Oscar for best fucking shit ever.
@joshuadipalermo20264 жыл бұрын
Plz put multiple water guns at different angles to obtain full cat soakage
@anthonycastelluci92254 жыл бұрын
I'm building a "catio" for my cat. There are a lot of other cats in the neighborhood. And it might not be a bad idea to get them thinking if they come to square off with my cat, they will get soaked. So happy I have a 2 car garage! Also would be a great tool in case I need to protect some birds on my property.
@David-xu3yk4 жыл бұрын
Actually been physically crying laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣 proper laughs where you cant even breathe 🤣🤣
@octagontowers42672 жыл бұрын
LOL! I mean, in between the accent, the images, the hilarious story telling, these vids are hysterical. Good job!
@Suz3q3 жыл бұрын
OH MY I love your commentary!!!! Laughed the whole video. Much love Ohio USA.🥰😻😻😻
@psychachu4 жыл бұрын
These videos are always worth the wait.
@denverperera4 жыл бұрын
You refer to deadpan as "she" in the middle of the video, then "him" at the end cat shame wall.
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
yeah have been doing it a lot, had to edit some out. I realised it was a girl half way. But my brain didn't accept the change at the end there.
@thegenerousdegenerate93954 жыл бұрын
@@Turnah81 does it really matter? Like honestly. Does it change anything? Anything at all? I'd just go with "it".
@denverperera4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work bud. PS. I have a dog problem - keeps digging a certain spot. Looking to make one of your devices to keep them out! I would love a freebie if you have one. I'll send you some videos of it in action :)
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
D Cover it with a board of wood man.
@paulperth42054 жыл бұрын
@@denverperera sprinkle pepper or chili flakes in the area of the garden the dog digs.
@purejb4 жыл бұрын
I live for these narrations HONESTLY!!!!
@zoeb36344 жыл бұрын
This is my All time Favourite channel and the only one I press the bell for notifi🐈ions 🤪
@B30pt874 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed as much at ANY other videos on KZbin, as I've laughed at your cat videos! Subscribed.
@jonnerztube3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, had to go to hospital to have ribs replaced, so funny. ROTFLMAO
@Pilatuspcsix4 жыл бұрын
love you channel and your sense of humor. keep the videos coming.
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
Thanks heaps
@Sneslink-jz5jl4 жыл бұрын
OMG I didn't know how much I needed this video for a laugh till he part where the cat fell off the earth
@PacoOtaktay4 жыл бұрын
i am going to have to try to build this. Looks like it might fix our issue here lol
@Charley-ju6yg4 жыл бұрын
I'm just really happy you're scaring them away like this. Just because it's legal, so many people just shoots them if they go into their property, and I can't begin to describe how wrong that is. Thank you so much for getting the cats off in a non violent way.
@carolined59234 жыл бұрын
It is wrong to shoot them.. it's also wrong for owners to allow them to roam freely not knowing if they have been run over by a car or killed by a fox etc, never mind the person who has to keep washing off their pee of their house etc
@Charley-ju6yg4 жыл бұрын
C DV I mean, I kinda agree, but it depends on where you live. Cats are still pretty much wild animals, and while you can keep them inside their whole life, many species of cats won’t be happy with that. If you’re in a real big city then yeah, they shouldn’t go outside, but if you’re in a small neighborhood the cats should be allowed outside depending on the species. I wanna protect my cats but I also can’t deny them their freedom as half wild animals
@markcrystaltownsend15783 жыл бұрын
@@Charley-ju6yg cats in Australia are a massive problem. responsible cat owner's don't let their pets kill native fauna . its lazy ,soft and weak willed pet owners that are the main problem. they make terrible pets anyway . dogs are %100 better.
@Charley-ju6yg3 жыл бұрын
@@markcrystaltownsend1578 as for them being terrible pets, that’s just your opinion. I for one think they’re amazing pets And if a “responsible” cat owner wouldn’t “let” their cat do that, then a “responsible” owner wouldn’t own a cat, cause that’s not something you can control. Cats aren’t as domesticated as dogs, they’re pretty much feral, and because of that, only few species are build to be kept indoors, whereas it would be torture for must cat species to be forcibly kept indoors. It’s not like you can control what a predator does when it’s walking around where you’re not around. If you wanna protect other animals from cats, you need to make protection for those animals cause you can’t do anything about the cats behavior. I’m not saying there’s no excuse for shooting a cat. If it’s actually a serious issue, like you say it is in Australia then measures like that may be necessary. But shooting them in situations like these where they’re just doing what cats do just cause you prefer the birds to survive is wrong. Fx, I’ve had multiple of my cats shot, but how I see it depends on the circumstances. If my cat is breaking in and killing my neighbors chickens, then yes, they had every right to protect their animals that they own. But other times, I’ve had hunters shooting my cats for shooting practice which is a whole different matter. To put it short, I don’t know the situation in Australia, but you can’t fault a cat for acting as the predator it is, nor the owner since the only way to keep a cat from doing it is to force it to stay indoors which is just legal animal abuse depending on the species
@ISOLINhg Жыл бұрын
Do you have your own comedy show? Thank you for for your very funny cat videos🤣😂🤣😂
@GHST-bi4fh4 жыл бұрын
A few tears. Have not laughed that hard in a long time.
@RunawayNomad173 жыл бұрын
The narration is just so good!! Had several close calls while drinking my morning coffee hahahaha
@Nimbus79104 жыл бұрын
I'd add a second one further up angled towards the scrap pile that way if they duck the first stream the second one will nicely connect. Not sure if there's a way to make the stream servo track but that would be worth it too! You've earned a sub my friend love the commentary got me laughing my ass off 😂
@DaveyCrockett13 жыл бұрын
One of the best orators on feline deterrents
@DonPablo20114 жыл бұрын
The ratty is so cute sitting there nibbling away at the fruit. I may be biased though.
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Don Pablo IKR??!! Why the fuck does he want them eaten/killed by the cats and vowing to take care of them himself? Not cool. 😢
@remcovanvliet30184 жыл бұрын
Rats are a known disease vector, and they pee and poop wherever they go. They also tend not to finish a meal, but in stead nibble a little bit on each and every fruit they can find, making them all unsuitable for human consumption. I get that pet rats are cute. Heck, I used to keep one myself in the past. But if you think the wild ones are the same, I suggest you invite a couple of dozen to your own back yard to help you come to a more sensible conclusion.
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Remco van Vliet You’ve become a monster who’s lost his humanity as you’ve aged. Cut around their nibbles, asshole. Not a big deal.
@DonPablo20114 жыл бұрын
@@remcovanvliet3018 Dude, take a chill pill. I think you read far more in to my comment than was there. We did have a little colony living in our lean-to and garage, which I removed humanely as I know what wild fuzzos can carry and how destructive they can be.
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
I cut the footage just before he does diarrhea over all the fruit under him. I thought it was a bit much for now.
@andreforcier974 жыл бұрын
What a great break from all the crap going these days!! Thanks!!! Really needed this!
@klein1054 жыл бұрын
Love this series!
@scootiebootie23 жыл бұрын
Your sense of humor is spot on! I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!
@gladfan19894 жыл бұрын
Keep these coming. These have me hyperventilating from laughing so hard.
@youngeshmoney4 жыл бұрын
You should adjust the nozzle so that instead of a stream, it's a broad spray like the spray that comes out of a pressure washer
@MegaNekoPower4 жыл бұрын
The neverending story sphinx reference killed me
@franciscomontero97282 жыл бұрын
This is so technically humorous. It’s just an incredible production. Congratulations you made me laugh. I enjoy it very much. Greetings from Tenochtitlán
@Turnah812 жыл бұрын
THanks mate glad you enjoyed it!
@JelloFluoride4 жыл бұрын
Somehow missed your second channel. Just gave that a sub as well.
@Turnah814 жыл бұрын
Thanks for subbing!
@rickrayn4 жыл бұрын
Love this. I think that you should deploy a couple of sprayer so that when the cats jump they might not clear the "wet zone". A double dousing.
@epik_beats4 жыл бұрын
We need to do something about the rats man
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
N P Why???? For eating a bit of fruit to LIVE? Gtfo. We need to share land and food with nature, man. We have already taken over way too much of the land that is meant for other animals. The rats aren’t bothering him. They aren’t pissing on his cars or eating the baby chicks. Even with the cats doing that, he doesn’t want the cats to DIE. He just wants them traumatized and gone. He wants the rats to be eaten by the cats though, and says he is going to do something to handle the rats in an upcoming video that I won’t watch if it means violence/cruelty/death. That’s NOT funny. He is biased against rats for some reason.
@Snakefinger10004 жыл бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Cats are cowardly they won't kill anything that they consider a threat. I had a little Maltese/Poodle he was my best friend for 17 years he killed one rat for every year of his life but he's gone to that rat farm in the sky.
@anti-ethniccleansing4654 жыл бұрын
Snakefinger1000 How is a rat a threat to a dog or a cat? They aren’t at all. They are just food that they know from their instincts.
@tk-97044 жыл бұрын
@@Snakefinger1000 are u dumb
@noble6isbetterthanmasterch1364 жыл бұрын
Rats are a big problem for such small animals. Rat traps.
@camodrums4 жыл бұрын
The music and your narration halfway through sounds like a discovery channel special.