"I hope Google Translate confuses you" Now we see Google Translate's true colors
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@siamvat3 жыл бұрын
Ohh! It was black and white all along!
@ns.kha293 жыл бұрын
@@gray815 thanks for suggestion! Watching him rn
@gray8153 жыл бұрын
@@ns.kha29 your welcome hope your liking his video so far.
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we do 😏
@Oddmartian23 жыл бұрын
Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol
@robinchesterfield423 жыл бұрын
That'd totally be me. :P
@conlon43323 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@rosettasilvermist3 жыл бұрын
GT understands me
@amdyblade22453 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be the r/woooooosh comment, but the lore of this video seems to be that google translate bot stole it and gave it to the translation.
@pai-tsuhi11313 жыл бұрын
Yeah. 😅
@megwilcox59463 жыл бұрын
“be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.” two sentences never described me better.
@catsfromplanethalf-asleepc97282 жыл бұрын
Be careful not to go too far. This is a war.
@ElementalDomino20072 жыл бұрын
Me too, but without the egg part
@otterwithadarkside44222 жыл бұрын
I hope you are ok!
@alexholley27122 жыл бұрын
@@otterwithadarkside4422 I am, but are you? (Just checking 😉)
@otterwithadarkside44222 жыл бұрын
@@alexholley2712 Right now, yes
@martinwolf78002 жыл бұрын
Give this woman a gold! No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...
@miraculous_lady_noir21792 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@martinwolf78002 жыл бұрын
@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 Fate of late commenters... thank you :)
@cosmox1x2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have a gold flag though???
@elisabethsun70592 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@mauricethomas26192 жыл бұрын
How is spinning a world record..?
@TheReadingWerewolf3 жыл бұрын
The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it
@lillycirn2 жыл бұрын
And it’s so relatible too!
@muhammadrafay8441 Жыл бұрын
It ordered the meal though
@maudglazbrooke1287 Жыл бұрын
@@muhammadrafay8441 it's google! That's what it does! lol
@danieldabloxgamer9205 Жыл бұрын
In this case, turning Google Translate into a real vacation is a big step.
@leventemucsi95473 жыл бұрын
"For the fear of garlic" Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@pancakesareawesome31213 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut
@Gardiled3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious no
@wootwoot54863 жыл бұрын
That'd explain the confusion then
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
lol or is one?
@Krokador3 жыл бұрын
"First things first: coffee" Google: "It will get better soon." Isn't that the point? Haha
@SlumberingMoon-q7t3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate says ironically
@mcmptn3 жыл бұрын
I can just picture that as the advertising slogan for Folger's or Maxwell House or something. "Coffee: It will get better soon."
@Whoeverthatis-g5t3 жыл бұрын
How Google Translate always seems to get the point is beyond me
@ThistleBristleBerry3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DennisBillington3 жыл бұрын
The coffee won't cry.
@RodyTheRoad3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@sc_ken80453 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut
@sakurafalls24683 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious up
@youngtoonfish68913 жыл бұрын
Also: First things: Coffee It will get better soon. That pretty much sums up me in the morning 😅
@michaelz.71403 жыл бұрын
that's my girlfriend
@Confusion372 Жыл бұрын
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" Same, GT. Same
@Aentitious3 жыл бұрын
2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*
@alessandro59322 жыл бұрын
The bag is empty
@fandomsfan12 жыл бұрын
@@alessandro5932 Yes, but it's still something.
@maxifire322 жыл бұрын
is it still something if it was empty? maybe the luggage was an illusion and it doesn't exist
@XGalaxy_CatX Жыл бұрын
Yeahh- I think we're over thinking a bit...
@eric_moore-6126 Жыл бұрын
@@alessandro5932but she packed everything
@prestokrevlar3 жыл бұрын
I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.
@graciel.75003 жыл бұрын
IKR XD
@maxifire322 жыл бұрын
i was expecting it to become "fruit chocolate" or "add your wanted you"
@omgitgiovanni2 жыл бұрын
FRRR LMAOOOOOOOOO
@leventemucsi95473 жыл бұрын
Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy
@mitchweiner3 жыл бұрын
I’d eat it… 😃
@eastern_coyote3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchweiner .
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thepretzel23 жыл бұрын
I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.
@Tetsumia3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchweiner are YOU prengan?
@meaganbailey56723 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! After all, that's the point!
@simianto99573 жыл бұрын
how does this work?!?! why does it get weird
@croissant29512 жыл бұрын
@@simianto9957 because some words in other languages mean many different stuff.
@unchaineddefender2 жыл бұрын
Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"
@galixy_gacha59262 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@partyygutz2 жыл бұрын
I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"
@BigRockyGaming Жыл бұрын
I look when she says no herbs and the add fresh herbs daily
@wanderingweirdo21693 жыл бұрын
"Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂
@corriehingston6744 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, those "biscuits" look like scones to me (I'm British) 🤣
@hyzmarie Жыл бұрын
@@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies
@thanostheclub Жыл бұрын
America's answer to the scon/scone problem - call them biscuits! ;)
@adventureswithaurora9 ай бұрын
🤣 Yes.
@wacasommerfell4693 жыл бұрын
"Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?" We all knew: googel had those plans XD
@thijsbakker97993 жыл бұрын
That's why they recommended ordering breakfast
@Azii_lol3 жыл бұрын
Google
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
XD
@robinchesterfield423 жыл бұрын
"Breakfast is made of PEOPLE!"
@PenguinEye3 жыл бұрын
Don't get killed, use duckduckgo ;)
@82dorrin3 жыл бұрын
"The coffee and funeral page is in French" That's such a mood...
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@pmmarquillero90223 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)
@belalabusultan59113 жыл бұрын
is that what Noire films are all about?
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@juliodaguy3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut it.
@JarrodMFinn3 жыл бұрын
"First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.
@bessieburnet98163 жыл бұрын
Yeah, exactly
@wingsofboi24093 жыл бұрын
Very true
@MaskedDeath_ Жыл бұрын
The former is the narrator, the latter is your inner thoughts
@swanz998 Жыл бұрын
yes(lol).
@Eabnormalon2 жыл бұрын
2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.
@trishoconnor2169 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.
@oncewithtwice5 ай бұрын
Same 😭
@Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent3 жыл бұрын
1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
XD
@juliodaguy3 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw you in a Warioware Smooth Moves video.
@stellanovaluna3 жыл бұрын
lol truuuee
@sillypplproductions23 жыл бұрын
I like how the end of the video supports this idea 😂
@Tyredest3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@sakurafalls24683 жыл бұрын
I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.
@mondiramaji7913 жыл бұрын
Omg perfect description 😂😂😂
@slainedale80323 жыл бұрын
And it gives up and orders some instead.
@appelofdoom82113 жыл бұрын
Mood tbh.
@pai-tsuhi11313 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mood.
@Z_purple_Z3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me
@c.w.r.7943 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@pancakesareawesome31213 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious you.
@Siilokiit3 жыл бұрын
Well you just made my brother terrified of college
@sublyne_gal3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious SHUT UP BOT
@IrishElf3 жыл бұрын
If I was blindfolded it wouldn’t make a difference because I’m already blind
@bloob112 жыл бұрын
Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing
@battletapesrecording2 жыл бұрын
“I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!” Lol I died 😂😂😂
@adventurerwithacoolhat25313 жыл бұрын
“I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry” *Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*
@johnruschmeyer57693 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I understand why Google Translate thinks that bitter coffee will cry as opposed to... I don't know... seek revenge?
@OsScratchMaker3 жыл бұрын
If you stay a long time, do not cry.
@adventurerwithacoolhat25313 жыл бұрын
@@johnruschmeyer5769 I waited too long and I was panicked when I was not getting any sleep.
@warriorofdramaclan8107 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@froggycolouring Жыл бұрын
I like the way it implies that the coffee is already crying and thats what GT wants
@weirdo15993 жыл бұрын
"Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me" Ahhh....I hope not...
@kianamarie.233 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that I'm going to eat anything tomorrow thanks to this -
@chandlerg3 жыл бұрын
lol 😆
@adrs13803 жыл бұрын
With that many eggs, it might.
@R.M.MacFru3 жыл бұрын
With my triglycerides, it could very well do so.
@bwpeterson27803 жыл бұрын
Well? Did it kill you?
@hannahwilliams56813 жыл бұрын
"After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao
@20catsRPG4 ай бұрын
3:16 'lielbasa' means sausage. The sentence therefore is: "I recommend frozen sausages or a nice sausage."
@minifyesnumberonehaterАй бұрын
Frozen ≠ nice
@Master_Calibur8 ай бұрын
"I also recommend pickle and Jalapeno Icecream!" *GAGS* Me: *laughing while still agreeing with the gag reaction*
@tished3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@adventurerwithacoolhat25313 жыл бұрын
Yep. It makes everything better!
@simianto99573 жыл бұрын
I dont get how it works... she translates it and it gets weird?? help 😭
@jet-it9cr3 жыл бұрын
"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." mood :(
@louiswebster78393 жыл бұрын
“be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle” google translate describes gen z in a nutshell
@mach1nefan3 жыл бұрын
i feel personally attacked by this comment
@izurukamukura66533 жыл бұрын
Actually, everyone. Regardless of generation, if you don’t eat, you will die. Which, would be a struggle.
@Cheetahgirl_Studios3 жыл бұрын
I think “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” and “Hi hello I like breakfast” also sums us up pretty well.
@justsomerandompersononthei50873 жыл бұрын
I‘m currently trying to lose weight and probably ate too much already. Google translate getting relatable over here.
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess3 жыл бұрын
Well, then, stop eating so much, Zoomer, unless you wanna get fat.
@tanyuyangmoe11092 жыл бұрын
3:05 is some great advice compared to well,everything else except "adding gelantin baking soda is not recommended and "be careful not to eat (eggs with the shell)"
@robbymounce26763 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!
@corinagibson73873 жыл бұрын
I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version
@Memecious3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..
@sublyne_gal3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious NO
@Jackie-cw7qz3 жыл бұрын
I’d say in both 🤣
@Horizqn_3 жыл бұрын
@@MemeciousNope, just nope
@kristhedumbass62813 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZTXoKdqeZebmMk
@erinrimmer98783 жыл бұрын
mum: get up me: no mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"
@seeoh333 жыл бұрын
Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.
@Fuchsschwester3 жыл бұрын
Nice one 😂👍🏻.
@fezenclop3 жыл бұрын
Very good! 😄
@bessieburnet98163 жыл бұрын
🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@SwagPizza3 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT IS PERFECTION!!! XD
@Cycloon163 жыл бұрын
poggers
@euphoriayuannyy2 жыл бұрын
"When you're ready to do the work... Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂
@Kinglovinstone Жыл бұрын
3:50 i kinda like to think they switch between the little tv head and malinda at any time, they just like being malinda
@NeevTHM3 жыл бұрын
Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours: I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.
@AlinaAniretake3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The ice cream that literally can make you DIE. What a way you start a day)
@Eeveeismypatronas3 жыл бұрын
EEEEWWWW!!!!!! XD
@markmcpheters2 жыл бұрын
¡¿jalepAño?!
@blazethespacenerd3 жыл бұрын
I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.
@boxmybeloved572 жыл бұрын
*Dies of laughter*
@that_one_libra419.92 жыл бұрын
Omg, same!
@billyboythedog97102 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm delicious uhh
@davidjockin66542 жыл бұрын
Sounds good! I never made a Google translated American breakfast before, but maybe I should give it a try 🤤
@kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls2 жыл бұрын
OOoooOooO FlOOR wATeR
@loonylovegood2.0733 жыл бұрын
"The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.
@thierryeubanks35863 жыл бұрын
same Luna, same
@milasmith84703 жыл бұрын
I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious
@MadelineMelodies5 ай бұрын
OMG YES! I have put the songs “Waiting In The Wings”, and “Nothing Left To Lose” through google translate and the results made me laugh.
@AydenDadPaul-on8gy3 ай бұрын
1:07 Sums me up
@bebber71293 жыл бұрын
Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?
@sundeeprandhawa60072 жыл бұрын
Yes, I am very happy
@DarkSteve2 жыл бұрын
starts laughing so hard
@galixy_gacha59262 жыл бұрын
XD
@vyronix56982 жыл бұрын
*m y c h i l d*
@PocketLint8462 жыл бұрын
Toriel is that you?
@Heartwing373 жыл бұрын
“Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.
@Gurci282 жыл бұрын
3:38
@Gurci282 жыл бұрын
Although DeepL has only been around for a few years, it's already proven itself as a reliable alternative to Google Translate. Research on the two services has found that DeepL is more accurate than Google Translate in many cases - but, like many AI-powered tools, it may have a bias problem. Google search engine
@pressleymoore69783 жыл бұрын
Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.
@prernasoopal62612 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google translate confuses you." Yes. IT does
@dandidoobread3 жыл бұрын
i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it
@oscarhuntproductions3 жыл бұрын
"It will get better soon" The pandemic in a nutshell.
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess3 жыл бұрын
*2021 You watching this in the past somehow?
@oscarhuntproductions3 жыл бұрын
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Yeah, correcting the comment as we speak.
@aman_01ahmad333 жыл бұрын
it wont get better soon
@jenellsaphid3 жыл бұрын
Ugh. The amount of times I have heard this...
@oscarhuntproductions3 жыл бұрын
@@jenellsaphid Right? For me, it's the amount of times I have had to say this to myself to maintain my sanity.
@slainedale80323 жыл бұрын
Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because KZbin wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, KZbin isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.
@sublyne_gal3 жыл бұрын
"Kaboo" XD
@Murrlin273 жыл бұрын
@@sublyne_gal Bless you.
@BumboMcJumbo3 жыл бұрын
@@Murrlin27 LOL
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48473 жыл бұрын
@@sublyne_gal Kaabo to you too!
@rehpicllib47453 жыл бұрын
Kaboo to you all!
@arwong2223 жыл бұрын
Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.
@skythesimp86563 жыл бұрын
Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)
@Saturnnpaw3 ай бұрын
"Adding gelatin baking soda is not recommended" Her face after that line 😭
@mikeysorrentino84803 жыл бұрын
“Fear of garlic” Is Google Translate a vampire?
@autocorrecter9993 жыл бұрын
I guess so?
@calvinpanda40233 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."
@Gurci282 жыл бұрын
2:47
@bekgerk2 жыл бұрын
I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂
@robbymounce26762 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when you FORGET that the GTS Malinda and the REGULAR Malinda are the SAME PERSON……….… lol GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS, MALINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PlushiePoogle3 жыл бұрын
3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.
@lisacrawshaw3 жыл бұрын
“I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.
@mosheackman60953 жыл бұрын
I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!
@Silly-dino4 ай бұрын
Google translate was very depressed while making coffee
@krissp87122 жыл бұрын
3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol
@Velociraptor20003 жыл бұрын
" I then add my favorites spices" Such as spices The memories came... Gradually.
@mysticqueen35513 жыл бұрын
Watermelon
@lowheadvarney1583 жыл бұрын
Every day, some new railway is found
@cactus26783 жыл бұрын
I like shapes
@umalazoff43 жыл бұрын
Lukashenko and Gradually watermelon return
@kerriwolfton31953 жыл бұрын
My conscience pressing rain 🌧
@Matty_09173 жыл бұрын
“Now onto the food!” -mom “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry
@MLG90213 жыл бұрын
"I added milk and sugar and it was over!" "We have to eat now." god, google translate is getting aggressive
@MiriamLiederman-o5y9 күн бұрын
“WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” Is me when my cousins are 30 minutes late to Christmas dinner
@MaxTheDeafo2 жыл бұрын
That little smirk at the end got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Maskutti3 жыл бұрын
"I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.
@darthsidious473 жыл бұрын
"We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.
@cuberman59483 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL
@NielsonLucas3 жыл бұрын
Technically true.
@kristinathomas58902 жыл бұрын
While you're cooking. And then the food is on the table and the kid won't eat.
@cassiebarber46693 жыл бұрын
0:06 me in the morning
@VeriKandi2 жыл бұрын
"I hope google translate confuses you" *insert kokichi English laugh*
@Gg-nj2yf3 жыл бұрын
Malinda is who we want to be. Google Translate is who we are.
@josiahtaylor79673 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@marbleanimations81343 жыл бұрын
3:32 The Real Questions
@bogirostas75643 жыл бұрын
Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day
@SquawkyPenguin3 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you." I'm happy to inform you that your hopes have proven fruitful. Also I kept staring at your elbow in the milk O.o
@CosmicTherian3 жыл бұрын
“Hi, hello, i like breakfast!” 7 seconds in and i know its gonna be good
@randomstuff56763 жыл бұрын
“We have to eat now!!!!!” That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.
@AimanAlnnfan3 жыл бұрын
If I could make a suggestion, why not make Google Translate "enhance" a school routine? Nice video, btw! (I shook my head a little bit and fell to the ground is legit funny)
@robinchesterfield423 жыл бұрын
Oh god. I can see parts of it now... Normal: "First, I get dressed in the morning, then head downstairs for breakfast, making sure to grab my backpack which is already sitting by the door, before I leave." GT: "First mornings, I undress down the stairs before devouring all the breakfast. Then I grab your backpack and throw it out the door!" Actually it'd be much weirder than that but I NEVER know what all languages Malinda uses, so I had to make it up off the top of my head. :P
@ladyazura65253 жыл бұрын
Well, while I can’t get it as funny as Malinda could, I have gotten some funny results from Google Translate before. I can do that, but I just need the text to translate. ;-; Edit: Okay, I made an example, but I forgot to save the original, uh… But here’s the example version, just without the original, sorry… ;-; “He first gets up and goes to bed around 6.30am. You must leave the door at 7am and be between 7:15 am and 3:25 pm. Play on your slate, wear your clothes, wear your glasses, make a plan, do your hair, pack your bags and have lunch, do it! Before leaving, put AFK on a dumb guitar before leaving.” I’m a little concerned… o.o
@gervaismelissa34483 жыл бұрын
@@robinchesterfield42 That would be pretty accurate from GT. Now I want that too!
@filipfilip15073 жыл бұрын
@@robinchesterfield42 she probably uses random ones
@jacobsquartzminecart76323 жыл бұрын
When the world needed her most she delivered Also why is everyone a vampire now? 1:30
@Eeveeismypatronas3 жыл бұрын
2:36 "It smells bad" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!
@Verdantixx2 жыл бұрын
“Careful not to eat, personally, this is a struggle.” Exactly me when I play a game with baking or cooking involved
@angelsadventures8805Ай бұрын
Google translate is highly accurate, always making a mess in the kitchen like me when I wake up.
@kdemetter3 жыл бұрын
1:46 "pickle jalapeno ice cream" That got my eyes tearing up, appropriately
@davidjockin66542 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would love to try pickle jalapeno ice cream!
@maisiemayhem6697 Жыл бұрын
@@davidjockin6654 O.O Bro I’m a furry and your weirder then me- o.o
@davidjockin6654 Жыл бұрын
@@maisiemayhem6697 I may be a bit weird 😂
@maisiemayhem6697 Жыл бұрын
@@davidjockin6654 y e s- Now youve made me wonder what it tastes like 😂
@cosminandreimatei756 Жыл бұрын
@@maisiemayhem6697 IT TASTES LIKE FEET 😂😂😂😂
@hedgehogstar11273 жыл бұрын
Malinda should do something like read the first chapter of a book, and the translate it, and get Tom to guess what book it is!
@TheLewistownTrainspotter81022 жыл бұрын
"It was the best, the worst, the era of wisdom, the madness, the era of faith, the era of faith, the era of knowledge. The age of faith. At the time of darkness, it was a spring of hope, it was a winter of despair, it was all here, we had nothing, we all went straight to heaven, we all opposed Go straight to the side-in short, that's at this point. The season was so early that some of the most famous authorities, for better or for worse, regarded it as just a development."
@teucer9153 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" could be the motto of this whole channel.
@buppydug2 жыл бұрын
she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"
@linguine-up9gb20 күн бұрын
"Hi, hello, hi, I like breakfast" "It will get better soon" "wE hAvE tO eAt NoW" "Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." "When you're ready to do the work, buy your breakfast, and place it at the end of the table" this may just be the realest google translate episode ever
@in_saturn_valley3 жыл бұрын
"hello, hello, I like breakfast." "WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!" those are both relate to me on a deeper manner 😔
@arsenic44803 жыл бұрын
Super happy to see these types of vids again! Google Translate has probably created some more running gags for the channel in this video lol…
@RikFTK3 жыл бұрын
This actually had me laughing out loud. Your facial expressions are hilarious.
@Gurci282 жыл бұрын
1:46
@Gurci282 жыл бұрын
The core algorithm used by Google for its translation services is called NMT or neural machine translation. The NMT system is popular because it uses a large artificial neural network which is capable of deep learning. Source: Universal Translation Services
@tanyuyangmoe11092 жыл бұрын
3:33 starts google translate's evilness.
@hlproductionsfilms3 ай бұрын
This channel is an anti-depressive, I’ve binge watched it all day Thank you so much
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00003 жыл бұрын
3:21 Every infomercial beginning ever
@thestarsarefalling71043 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a good day when Twisted Translations uploads :D
@ZaiexVASMR3 жыл бұрын
4 years since I first watched your videos. I think the first I watched was How Far I'll Go. 3:39 And up to now, Google translate confuses me! Yet gives me joy XD hahahahahah
@gachatops2 жыл бұрын
this is the first time i saw your video, i google translated this to to praise you off. amazingly work done! lol thats what i translated from another language 😂
@erinsy132 жыл бұрын
I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol