Google Translate Makes Breakfast

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Twisted Translations

Күн бұрын

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@leventemucsi9547
@leventemucsi9547 3 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" Now we see Google Translate's true colors
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@siamvat
@siamvat 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh! It was black and white all along!
@ns.kha29
@ns.kha29 3 жыл бұрын
@@gray815 thanks for suggestion! Watching him rn
@gray815
@gray815 3 жыл бұрын
@@ns.kha29 your welcome hope your liking his video so far.
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we do 😏
@Oddmartian2
@Oddmartian2 3 жыл бұрын
Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 3 жыл бұрын
That'd totally be me. :P
@conlon4332
@conlon4332 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@rosettasilvermist
@rosettasilvermist 3 жыл бұрын
GT understands me
@amdyblade2245
@amdyblade2245 3 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be the r/woooooosh comment, but the lore of this video seems to be that google translate bot stole it and gave it to the translation.
@pai-tsuhi1131
@pai-tsuhi1131 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. 😅
@megwilcox5946
@megwilcox5946 3 жыл бұрын
“be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.” two sentences never described me better.
@catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728
@catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728 2 жыл бұрын
Be careful not to go too far. This is a war.
@ElementalDomino2007
@ElementalDomino2007 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, but without the egg part
@otterwithadarkside4422
@otterwithadarkside4422 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you are ok!
@alexholley2712
@alexholley2712 2 жыл бұрын
@@otterwithadarkside4422 I am, but are you? (Just checking 😉)
@otterwithadarkside4422
@otterwithadarkside4422 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexholley2712 Right now, yes
@martinwolf7800
@martinwolf7800 2 жыл бұрын
Give this woman a gold! No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...
@miraculous_lady_noir2179
@miraculous_lady_noir2179 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@martinwolf7800
@martinwolf7800 2 жыл бұрын
@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 Fate of late commenters... thank you :)
@cosmox1x
@cosmox1x 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have a gold flag though???
@elisabethsun7059
@elisabethsun7059 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@mauricethomas2619
@mauricethomas2619 2 жыл бұрын
How is spinning a world record..?
@TheReadingWerewolf
@TheReadingWerewolf 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it
@lillycirn
@lillycirn 2 жыл бұрын
And it’s so relatible too!
@muhammadrafay8441
@muhammadrafay8441 Жыл бұрын
It ordered the meal though
@maudglazbrooke1287
@maudglazbrooke1287 Жыл бұрын
@@muhammadrafay8441 it's google! That's what it does! lol
@danieldabloxgamer9205
@danieldabloxgamer9205 Жыл бұрын
In this case, turning Google Translate into a real vacation is a big step.
@leventemucsi9547
@leventemucsi9547 3 жыл бұрын
"For the fear of garlic" Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@pancakesareawesome3121
@pancakesareawesome3121 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut
@Gardiled
@Gardiled 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious no
@wootwoot5486
@wootwoot5486 3 жыл бұрын
That'd explain the confusion then
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
lol or is one?
@Krokador
@Krokador 3 жыл бұрын
"First things first: coffee" Google: "It will get better soon." Isn't that the point? Haha
@SlumberingMoon-q7t
@SlumberingMoon-q7t 3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate says ironically
@mcmptn
@mcmptn 3 жыл бұрын
I can just picture that as the advertising slogan for Folger's or Maxwell House or something. "Coffee: It will get better soon."
@Whoeverthatis-g5t
@Whoeverthatis-g5t 3 жыл бұрын
How Google Translate always seems to get the point is beyond me
@ThistleBristleBerry
@ThistleBristleBerry 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DennisBillington
@DennisBillington 3 жыл бұрын
The coffee won't cry.
@RodyTheRoad
@RodyTheRoad 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@sc_ken8045
@sc_ken8045 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut
@sakurafalls2468
@sakurafalls2468 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious up
@youngtoonfish6891
@youngtoonfish6891 3 жыл бұрын
Also: First things: Coffee It will get better soon. That pretty much sums up me in the morning 😅
@michaelz.7140
@michaelz.7140 3 жыл бұрын
that's my girlfriend
@Confusion372
@Confusion372 Жыл бұрын
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" Same, GT. Same
@Aentitious
@Aentitious 3 жыл бұрын
2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*
@alessandro5932
@alessandro5932 2 жыл бұрын
The bag is empty
@fandomsfan1
@fandomsfan1 2 жыл бұрын
@@alessandro5932 Yes, but it's still something.
@maxifire32
@maxifire32 2 жыл бұрын
is it still something if it was empty? maybe the luggage was an illusion and it doesn't exist
@XGalaxy_CatX
@XGalaxy_CatX Жыл бұрын
Yeahh- I think we're over thinking a bit...
@eric_moore-6126
@eric_moore-6126 Жыл бұрын
​@@alessandro5932but she packed everything
@prestokrevlar
@prestokrevlar 3 жыл бұрын
I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.
@graciel.7500
@graciel.7500 3 жыл бұрын
IKR XD
@maxifire32
@maxifire32 2 жыл бұрын
i was expecting it to become "fruit chocolate" or "add your wanted you"
@omgitgiovanni
@omgitgiovanni 2 жыл бұрын
FRRR LMAOOOOOOOOO
@leventemucsi9547
@leventemucsi9547 3 жыл бұрын
Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy
@mitchweiner
@mitchweiner 3 жыл бұрын
I’d eat it… 😃
@eastern_coyote
@eastern_coyote 3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchweiner .
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thepretzel2
@thepretzel2 3 жыл бұрын
I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.
@Tetsumia
@Tetsumia 3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchweiner are YOU prengan?
@meaganbailey5672
@meaganbailey5672 3 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! After all, that's the point!
@simianto9957
@simianto9957 3 жыл бұрын
how does this work?!?! why does it get weird
@croissant2951
@croissant2951 2 жыл бұрын
@@simianto9957 because some words in other languages mean many different stuff.
@unchaineddefender
@unchaineddefender 2 жыл бұрын
Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"
@galixy_gacha5926
@galixy_gacha5926 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@partyygutz
@partyygutz 2 жыл бұрын
I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"
@BigRockyGaming
@BigRockyGaming Жыл бұрын
I look when she says no herbs and the add fresh herbs daily
@wanderingweirdo2169
@wanderingweirdo2169 3 жыл бұрын
"Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂
@corriehingston6744
@corriehingston6744 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, those "biscuits" look like scones to me (I'm British) 🤣
@hyzmarie
@hyzmarie Жыл бұрын
@@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies
@thanostheclub
@thanostheclub Жыл бұрын
America's answer to the scon/scone problem - call them biscuits! ;)
@adventureswithaurora
@adventureswithaurora 9 ай бұрын
🤣 Yes.
@wacasommerfell469
@wacasommerfell469 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?" We all knew: googel had those plans XD
@thijsbakker9799
@thijsbakker9799 3 жыл бұрын
That's why they recommended ordering breakfast
@Azii_lol
@Azii_lol 3 жыл бұрын
Google
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 3 жыл бұрын
"Breakfast is made of PEOPLE!"
@PenguinEye
@PenguinEye 3 жыл бұрын
Don't get killed, use duckduckgo ;)
@82dorrin
@82dorrin 3 жыл бұрын
"The coffee and funeral page is in French" That's such a mood...
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@pmmarquillero9022
@pmmarquillero9022 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)
@belalabusultan5911
@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын
is that what Noire films are all about?
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@juliodaguy
@juliodaguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious shut it.
@JarrodMFinn
@JarrodMFinn 3 жыл бұрын
"First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, exactly
@wingsofboi2409
@wingsofboi2409 3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@MaskedDeath_
@MaskedDeath_ Жыл бұрын
The former is the narrator, the latter is your inner thoughts
@swanz998
@swanz998 Жыл бұрын
yes(lol).
@Eabnormalon
@Eabnormalon 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.
@trishoconnor2169
@trishoconnor2169 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.
@oncewithtwice
@oncewithtwice 5 ай бұрын
Same 😭
@Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent
@Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent 3 жыл бұрын
1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@juliodaguy
@juliodaguy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw you in a Warioware Smooth Moves video.
@stellanovaluna
@stellanovaluna 3 жыл бұрын
lol truuuee
@sillypplproductions2
@sillypplproductions2 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the end of the video supports this idea 😂
@Tyredest
@Tyredest 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@sakurafalls2468
@sakurafalls2468 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.
@mondiramaji791
@mondiramaji791 3 жыл бұрын
Omg perfect description 😂😂😂
@slainedale8032
@slainedale8032 3 жыл бұрын
And it gives up and orders some instead.
@appelofdoom8211
@appelofdoom8211 3 жыл бұрын
Mood tbh.
@pai-tsuhi1131
@pai-tsuhi1131 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mood.
@Z_purple_Z
@Z_purple_Z 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 3 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@pancakesareawesome3121
@pancakesareawesome3121 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious you.
@Siilokiit
@Siilokiit 3 жыл бұрын
Well you just made my brother terrified of college
@sublyne_gal
@sublyne_gal 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious SHUT UP BOT
@IrishElf
@IrishElf 3 жыл бұрын
If I was blindfolded it wouldn’t make a difference because I’m already blind
@bloob11
@bloob11 2 жыл бұрын
Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing
@battletapesrecording
@battletapesrecording 2 жыл бұрын
“I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!” Lol I died 😂😂😂
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531 3 жыл бұрын
“I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry” *Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*
@johnruschmeyer5769
@johnruschmeyer5769 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I understand why Google Translate thinks that bitter coffee will cry as opposed to... I don't know... seek revenge?
@OsScratchMaker
@OsScratchMaker 3 жыл бұрын
If you stay a long time, do not cry.
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnruschmeyer5769 I waited too long and I was panicked when I was not getting any sleep.
@warriorofdramaclan8107
@warriorofdramaclan8107 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@froggycolouring
@froggycolouring Жыл бұрын
I like the way it implies that the coffee is already crying and thats what GT wants
@weirdo1599
@weirdo1599 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me" Ahhh....I hope not...
@kianamarie.23
@kianamarie.23 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that I'm going to eat anything tomorrow thanks to this -
@chandlerg
@chandlerg 3 жыл бұрын
lol 😆
@adrs1380
@adrs1380 3 жыл бұрын
With that many eggs, it might.
@R.M.MacFru
@R.M.MacFru 3 жыл бұрын
With my triglycerides, it could very well do so.
@bwpeterson2780
@bwpeterson2780 3 жыл бұрын
Well? Did it kill you?
@hannahwilliams5681
@hannahwilliams5681 3 жыл бұрын
"After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao
@20catsRPG
@20catsRPG 4 ай бұрын
3:16 'lielbasa' means sausage. The sentence therefore is: "I recommend frozen sausages or a nice sausage."
@minifyesnumberonehater
@minifyesnumberonehater Ай бұрын
Frozen ≠ nice
@Master_Calibur
@Master_Calibur 8 ай бұрын
"I also recommend pickle and Jalapeno Icecream!" *GAGS* Me: *laughing while still agreeing with the gag reaction*
@tished
@tished 3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@adventurerwithacoolhat2531
@adventurerwithacoolhat2531 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. It makes everything better!
@simianto9957
@simianto9957 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get how it works... she translates it and it gets weird?? help 😭
@jet-it9cr
@jet-it9cr 3 жыл бұрын
"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." mood :(
@louiswebster7839
@louiswebster7839 3 жыл бұрын
“be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle” google translate describes gen z in a nutshell
@mach1nefan
@mach1nefan 3 жыл бұрын
i feel personally attacked by this comment
@izurukamukura6653
@izurukamukura6653 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, everyone. Regardless of generation, if you don’t eat, you will die. Which, would be a struggle.
@Cheetahgirl_Studios
@Cheetahgirl_Studios 3 жыл бұрын
I think “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” and “Hi hello I like breakfast” also sums us up pretty well.
@justsomerandompersononthei5087
@justsomerandompersononthei5087 3 жыл бұрын
I‘m currently trying to lose weight and probably ate too much already. Google translate getting relatable over here.
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 жыл бұрын
Well, then, stop eating so much, Zoomer, unless you wanna get fat.
@tanyuyangmoe1109
@tanyuyangmoe1109 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 is some great advice compared to well,everything else except "adding gelantin baking soda is not recommended and "be careful not to eat (eggs with the shell)"
@robbymounce2676
@robbymounce2676 3 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!
@corinagibson7387
@corinagibson7387 3 жыл бұрын
I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
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@sublyne_gal
@sublyne_gal 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious NO
@Jackie-cw7qz
@Jackie-cw7qz 3 жыл бұрын
I’d say in both 🤣
@Horizqn_
@Horizqn_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@MemeciousNope, just nope
@kristhedumbass6281
@kristhedumbass6281 3 жыл бұрын
@@Memecious kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZTXoKdqeZebmMk
@erinrimmer9878
@erinrimmer9878 3 жыл бұрын
mum: get up me: no mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"
@seeoh33
@seeoh33 3 жыл бұрын
Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.
@Fuchsschwester
@Fuchsschwester 3 жыл бұрын
Nice one 😂👍🏻.
@fezenclop
@fezenclop 3 жыл бұрын
Very good! 😄
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 3 жыл бұрын
🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@SwagPizza
@SwagPizza 3 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT IS PERFECTION!!! XD
@Cycloon16
@Cycloon16 3 жыл бұрын
poggers
@euphoriayuannyy
@euphoriayuannyy 2 жыл бұрын
"When you're ready to do the work... Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂
@Kinglovinstone
@Kinglovinstone Жыл бұрын
3:50 i kinda like to think they switch between the little tv head and malinda at any time, they just like being malinda
@NeevTHM
@NeevTHM 3 жыл бұрын
Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours: I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.
@AlinaAniretake
@AlinaAniretake 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The ice cream that literally can make you DIE. What a way you start a day)
@Eeveeismypatronas
@Eeveeismypatronas 3 жыл бұрын
EEEEWWWW!!!!!! XD
@markmcpheters
@markmcpheters 2 жыл бұрын
¡¿jalepAño?!
@blazethespacenerd
@blazethespacenerd 3 жыл бұрын
I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.
@boxmybeloved57
@boxmybeloved57 2 жыл бұрын
*Dies of laughter*
@that_one_libra419.9
@that_one_libra419.9 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, same!
@billyboythedog9710
@billyboythedog9710 2 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm delicious uhh
@davidjockin6654
@davidjockin6654 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds good! I never made a Google translated American breakfast before, but maybe I should give it a try 🤤
@kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls
@kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls 2 жыл бұрын
OOoooOooO FlOOR wATeR
@loonylovegood2.073
@loonylovegood2.073 3 жыл бұрын
"The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.
@thierryeubanks3586
@thierryeubanks3586 3 жыл бұрын
same Luna, same
@milasmith8470
@milasmith8470 3 жыл бұрын
I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious
@MadelineMelodies
@MadelineMelodies 5 ай бұрын
OMG YES! I have put the songs “Waiting In The Wings”, and “Nothing Left To Lose” through google translate and the results made me laugh.
@AydenDadPaul-on8gy
@AydenDadPaul-on8gy 3 ай бұрын
1:07 Sums me up
@bebber7129
@bebber7129 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?
@sundeeprandhawa6007
@sundeeprandhawa6007 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I am very happy
@DarkSteve
@DarkSteve 2 жыл бұрын
starts laughing so hard
@galixy_gacha5926
@galixy_gacha5926 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@vyronix5698
@vyronix5698 2 жыл бұрын
*m y c h i l d*
@PocketLint846
@PocketLint846 2 жыл бұрын
Toriel is that you?
@Heartwing37
@Heartwing37 3 жыл бұрын
“Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.
@Gurci28
@Gurci28 2 жыл бұрын
3:38
@Gurci28
@Gurci28 2 жыл бұрын
Although DeepL has only been around for a few years, it's already proven itself as a reliable alternative to Google Translate. Research on the two services has found that DeepL is more accurate than Google Translate in many cases - but, like many AI-powered tools, it may have a bias problem. Google search engine
@pressleymoore6978
@pressleymoore6978 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.
@prernasoopal6261
@prernasoopal6261 2 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google translate confuses you." Yes. IT does
@dandidoobread
@dandidoobread 3 жыл бұрын
i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it
@oscarhuntproductions
@oscarhuntproductions 3 жыл бұрын
"It will get better soon" The pandemic in a nutshell.
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 жыл бұрын
*2021 You watching this in the past somehow?
@oscarhuntproductions
@oscarhuntproductions 3 жыл бұрын
​@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Yeah, correcting the comment as we speak.
@aman_01ahmad33
@aman_01ahmad33 3 жыл бұрын
it wont get better soon
@jenellsaphid
@jenellsaphid 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh. The amount of times I have heard this...
@oscarhuntproductions
@oscarhuntproductions 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenellsaphid Right? For me, it's the amount of times I have had to say this to myself to maintain my sanity.
@slainedale8032
@slainedale8032 3 жыл бұрын
Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because KZbin wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, KZbin isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.
@sublyne_gal
@sublyne_gal 3 жыл бұрын
"Kaboo" XD
@Murrlin27
@Murrlin27 3 жыл бұрын
@@sublyne_gal Bless you.
@BumboMcJumbo
@BumboMcJumbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Murrlin27 LOL
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 3 жыл бұрын
@@sublyne_gal Kaabo to you too!
@rehpicllib4745
@rehpicllib4745 3 жыл бұрын
Kaboo to you all!
@arwong222
@arwong222 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.
@skythesimp8656
@skythesimp8656 3 жыл бұрын
Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)
@Saturnnpaw
@Saturnnpaw 3 ай бұрын
"Adding gelatin baking soda is not recommended" Her face after that line 😭
@mikeysorrentino8480
@mikeysorrentino8480 3 жыл бұрын
“Fear of garlic” Is Google Translate a vampire?
@autocorrecter999
@autocorrecter999 3 жыл бұрын
I guess so?
@calvinpanda4023
@calvinpanda4023 3 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."
@Gurci28
@Gurci28 2 жыл бұрын
2:47
@bekgerk
@bekgerk 2 жыл бұрын
I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂
@robbymounce2676
@robbymounce2676 2 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when you FORGET that the GTS Malinda and the REGULAR Malinda are the SAME PERSON……….… lol GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS, MALINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PlushiePoogle
@PlushiePoogle 3 жыл бұрын
3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.
@lisacrawshaw
@lisacrawshaw 3 жыл бұрын
“I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.
@mosheackman6095
@mosheackman6095 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!
@Silly-dino
@Silly-dino 4 ай бұрын
Google translate was very depressed while making coffee
@krissp8712
@krissp8712 2 жыл бұрын
3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol
@Velociraptor2000
@Velociraptor2000 3 жыл бұрын
" I then add my favorites spices" Such as spices The memories came... Gradually.
@mysticqueen3551
@mysticqueen3551 3 жыл бұрын
Watermelon
@lowheadvarney158
@lowheadvarney158 3 жыл бұрын
Every day, some new railway is found
@cactus2678
@cactus2678 3 жыл бұрын
I like shapes
@umalazoff4
@umalazoff4 3 жыл бұрын
Lukashenko and Gradually watermelon return
@kerriwolfton3195
@kerriwolfton3195 3 жыл бұрын
My conscience pressing rain 🌧
@Matty_0917
@Matty_0917 3 жыл бұрын
“Now onto the food!” -mom “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry
@MLG9021
@MLG9021 3 жыл бұрын
"I added milk and sugar and it was over!" "We have to eat now." god, google translate is getting aggressive
@MiriamLiederman-o5y
@MiriamLiederman-o5y 9 күн бұрын
“WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” Is me when my cousins are 30 minutes late to Christmas dinner
@MaxTheDeafo
@MaxTheDeafo 2 жыл бұрын
That little smirk at the end got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Maskutti
@Maskutti 3 жыл бұрын
"I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.
@darthsidious47
@darthsidious47 3 жыл бұрын
"We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.
@cuberman5948
@cuberman5948 3 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL
@NielsonLucas
@NielsonLucas 3 жыл бұрын
Technically true.
@kristinathomas5890
@kristinathomas5890 2 жыл бұрын
While you're cooking. And then the food is on the table and the kid won't eat.
@cassiebarber4669
@cassiebarber4669 3 жыл бұрын
0:06 me in the morning
@VeriKandi
@VeriKandi 2 жыл бұрын
"I hope google translate confuses you" *insert kokichi English laugh*
@Gg-nj2yf
@Gg-nj2yf 3 жыл бұрын
Malinda is who we want to be. Google Translate is who we are.
@josiahtaylor7967
@josiahtaylor7967 3 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@marbleanimations8134
@marbleanimations8134 3 жыл бұрын
3:32 The Real Questions
@bogirostas7564
@bogirostas7564 3 жыл бұрын
Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day
@SquawkyPenguin
@SquawkyPenguin 3 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you." I'm happy to inform you that your hopes have proven fruitful. Also I kept staring at your elbow in the milk O.o
@CosmicTherian
@CosmicTherian 3 жыл бұрын
“Hi, hello, i like breakfast!” 7 seconds in and i know its gonna be good
@randomstuff5676
@randomstuff5676 3 жыл бұрын
“We have to eat now!!!!!” That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.
@AimanAlnnfan
@AimanAlnnfan 3 жыл бұрын
If I could make a suggestion, why not make Google Translate "enhance" a school routine? Nice video, btw! (I shook my head a little bit and fell to the ground is legit funny)
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god. I can see parts of it now... Normal: "First, I get dressed in the morning, then head downstairs for breakfast, making sure to grab my backpack which is already sitting by the door, before I leave." GT: "First mornings, I undress down the stairs before devouring all the breakfast. Then I grab your backpack and throw it out the door!" Actually it'd be much weirder than that but I NEVER know what all languages Malinda uses, so I had to make it up off the top of my head. :P
@ladyazura6525
@ladyazura6525 3 жыл бұрын
Well, while I can’t get it as funny as Malinda could, I have gotten some funny results from Google Translate before. I can do that, but I just need the text to translate. ;-; Edit: Okay, I made an example, but I forgot to save the original, uh… But here’s the example version, just without the original, sorry… ;-; “He first gets up and goes to bed around 6.30am. You must leave the door at 7am and be between 7:15 am and 3:25 pm. Play on your slate, wear your clothes, wear your glasses, make a plan, do your hair, pack your bags and have lunch, do it! Before leaving, put AFK on a dumb guitar before leaving.” I’m a little concerned… o.o
@gervaismelissa3448
@gervaismelissa3448 3 жыл бұрын
@@robinchesterfield42 That would be pretty accurate from GT. Now I want that too!
@filipfilip1507
@filipfilip1507 3 жыл бұрын
@@robinchesterfield42 she probably uses random ones
@jacobsquartzminecart7632
@jacobsquartzminecart7632 3 жыл бұрын
When the world needed her most she delivered Also why is everyone a vampire now? 1:30
@Eeveeismypatronas
@Eeveeismypatronas 3 жыл бұрын
2:36 "It smells bad" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!
@Verdantixx
@Verdantixx 2 жыл бұрын
“Careful not to eat, personally, this is a struggle.” Exactly me when I play a game with baking or cooking involved
@angelsadventures8805
@angelsadventures8805 Ай бұрын
Google translate is highly accurate, always making a mess in the kitchen like me when I wake up.
@kdemetter
@kdemetter 3 жыл бұрын
1:46 "pickle jalapeno ice cream" That got my eyes tearing up, appropriately
@davidjockin6654
@davidjockin6654 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would love to try pickle jalapeno ice cream!
@maisiemayhem6697
@maisiemayhem6697 Жыл бұрын
@@davidjockin6654 O.O Bro I’m a furry and your weirder then me- o.o
@davidjockin6654
@davidjockin6654 Жыл бұрын
@@maisiemayhem6697 I may be a bit weird 😂
@maisiemayhem6697
@maisiemayhem6697 Жыл бұрын
@@davidjockin6654 y e s- Now youve made me wonder what it tastes like 😂
@cosminandreimatei756
@cosminandreimatei756 Жыл бұрын
​@@maisiemayhem6697 IT TASTES LIKE FEET 😂😂😂😂
@hedgehogstar1127
@hedgehogstar1127 3 жыл бұрын
Malinda should do something like read the first chapter of a book, and the translate it, and get Tom to guess what book it is!
@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 2 жыл бұрын
"It was the best, the worst, the era of wisdom, the madness, the era of faith, the era of faith, the era of knowledge. The age of faith. At the time of darkness, it was a spring of hope, it was a winter of despair, it was all here, we had nothing, we all went straight to heaven, we all opposed Go straight to the side-in short, that's at this point. The season was so early that some of the most famous authorities, for better or for worse, regarded it as just a development."
@teucer915
@teucer915 3 жыл бұрын
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" could be the motto of this whole channel.
@buppydug
@buppydug 2 жыл бұрын
she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"
@linguine-up9gb
@linguine-up9gb 20 күн бұрын
"Hi, hello, hi, I like breakfast" "It will get better soon" "wE hAvE tO eAt NoW" "Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." "When you're ready to do the work, buy your breakfast, and place it at the end of the table" this may just be the realest google translate episode ever
@in_saturn_valley
@in_saturn_valley 3 жыл бұрын
"hello, hello, I like breakfast." "WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!" those are both relate to me on a deeper manner 😔
@arsenic4480
@arsenic4480 3 жыл бұрын
Super happy to see these types of vids again! Google Translate has probably created some more running gags for the channel in this video lol…
@RikFTK
@RikFTK 3 жыл бұрын
This actually had me laughing out loud. Your facial expressions are hilarious.
@Gurci28
@Gurci28 2 жыл бұрын
1:46
@Gurci28
@Gurci28 2 жыл бұрын
The core algorithm used by Google for its translation services is called NMT or neural machine translation. The NMT system is popular because it uses a large artificial neural network which is capable of deep learning. Source: Universal Translation Services
@tanyuyangmoe1109
@tanyuyangmoe1109 2 жыл бұрын
3:33 starts google translate's evilness.
@hlproductionsfilms
@hlproductionsfilms 3 ай бұрын
This channel is an anti-depressive, I’ve binge watched it all day Thank you so much
@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Every infomercial beginning ever
@thestarsarefalling7104
@thestarsarefalling7104 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a good day when Twisted Translations uploads :D
@ZaiexVASMR
@ZaiexVASMR 3 жыл бұрын
4 years since I first watched your videos. I think the first I watched was How Far I'll Go. 3:39 And up to now, Google translate confuses me! Yet gives me joy XD hahahahahah
@gachatops
@gachatops 2 жыл бұрын
this is the first time i saw your video, i google translated this to to praise you off. amazingly work done! lol thats what i translated from another language 😂
@erinsy13
@erinsy13 2 жыл бұрын
I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol
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