Two and a Half Men - Jake's Jock Strap [HD]

Alan and Jake are looking for a Jock Strap for Jake. Charlie goes with them, because he thinks it might be amusing. It is, until they run into miss Pasternak.
Season 6, episode 5 (A Jock Strap in Hell).
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[@PowNiels]

Season 6, episode 5 (A Jock Strap in Hell)

[@brucetowers8405]

-Charlie Harper? -Where? He owes me money

[@vikas.k4089]

hunterkill12774 that was hilarious

[@benighomni]

Vikas. K ikr, best way to avoid being identified

[@ellnats]

i gotta remember that one for myself

[@ianmeadows917]

Been there before lol does not work

[@timwillias6798]

Yeah he defently owes me money

[@sandilekheswa5332]

Charlie Harper? Where? He owes me money lool

[@danielomingomingsr9203]

Sandile Kheswa that was classic, i dont know who writes this shit

[@johnbanks4761]

+Sandile Kheswa I gotta remember that line, classic

[@PhenomenalApex]

Sandile Kheswa classic

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

Yep getting that list too

[@Bear-Cohiba-1966]

He said that wow didn’t realise that

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Charlie harper? "Where? He owes me money "

[@LizzieOlsenbee13]

Rhyperior Ranger That Part Made me Laugh

[@ellnats]

quick thinking right?

[@clevelandcbi]

Charlie's exes get along, at least. The original Miss Pasternak (Missi Pyle) and ex-wife Amanda on Anger Management are best friends and formed a music group called Smith and Pyle.

[@redips]

Missi Pyle is on MOM as Natasha

[@ellnats]

where he owes me money

[@dustinpfarr1601]

"Yeah,my bad." XD

[@stoyandimitrov619]

-Charlie Harper? -Where? He owes me money..........XD XD XD HA HA HA iv been hearing that since i was ten still funny as hell

[@GroceryStoreStories101]

Where he owes me money. Best line LOL Il use this if i run into a ex lol

[@zeroresistance7203]

i think it's kinda unfair of her to say that he ruined her life. just because she got feelings for him, it's not like Charlie owes up to those feelings i mean.

[@archangelstormrider3695]

Never used a Jock Strap. Never in PE or even in the Army. Poor Jake.

[@zythr9999]

It's sad the way this actress' parents passed.

[@bhhhbtgvbb1849]

jake is so adorable

[@papinkelman7695]

Miss Pasternak... and Candy...

[@thejaleelthomas]

Miss pasternak: Charlie Harper? Charlie: Where he owes me money

[@king-ib4vb]

1:48 yeah, my bad. hahahaha

[@t-bone8]

0:50 Charlie harper? Where he owes me money

[@TheYNWAJB]

0:51 im using that line 😂😂

[@thestarisgreen1728]

This would have been a good show if they didn’t make Jake too stupid and Annoying and just ended the show after Season 8 when Sheen got fried

[@gradel888]

2:38 he drinks ☠️☠️☠️

[@jbuchanan8]

5Charlie is the man.. Bursting the bubbles of little snowflakes one at a time... usually

[@nitinkataria1288]

Makes me think of many such instances at my country place plus my US cultural training which we bet never existed. But she is not the original teacher shown in the series who used to correct Jake's dad's sentences.

[@bitwawesome1]

Recast

[@Blackfire970]

this was the best

[@GainsCity_]

Take my money and give me one more season with Charlie sheen

[@anmolshukla3771]

Yaa my bad part kill me😂😂😂😂

[@MarcoDGallego]

Interesting is, even if all women saw this and knew what Charlie Harper really is like, they would still go out with him, before a good guy like Alan.

[@gtimearmena8754]

MGTOW

[@andersonsmith979]

Alan's a good guy but lord he's spineless. That is NOT attractive. Sorry. He's also sleeping in his brother's place and he's either a cheapskate or has no money or both. Also not exactly chick magnets. And NO, not ALL women are going to go out with Charlie. Naive women, yes. Women who know what he is and are going to try to string him along for dinners, gifts, etc., yes, but no woman worth having.

[@mustafakemal7733]

We like Charlie 💕

[@aakash950]

This is Charlie seen Real life

[@sirjon103]

He drinks

[@morgan8757]

I think that's cybills daughter

[@oeao2841]

That's not the same Ms pasternak from the 1st episode

[@zythr9999]

It's not

[@THECDG999]

Jake does sports ?

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

You know, she's really not that hot. She's like a 6-7 maybe, but they went through a bunch of hotties on that show

[@retardedavengers284]

He drinks.

[@59771006]

Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man? Jake: He drinks. WAY too funny.

[@Alegost1]

must´ve been the only question ever he was able to answer that was given by a teacher

[@music556]

@@Alegost1 Well, the only question he was able to answer correctly.

[@tamilshoutcom]

Totally different person from the initial teacher.

[@leopoldvermilion1456]

I know right

[@SovereignStatesman]

Different actress too. This show had a nasty habit of recycling the same actress for different characters, and vice versa. I think Chuck Lorre must have been the Harvey Weinstein of television.

[@wedo9932]

The girl who plays Chelsea plays several different girls in the show too

[@LifewithJimmy]

Kesh K that is Amy from The Sopranos

[@vinnydurham8964]

She is hotter than the original

[@ebbaannamaria]

"He drinks" is the best part 😂😂😂

[@davidholzinger358]

had to laugh sooo hard😂😂😂

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

That, my friend, is absolutely true.

[@nabajitabang9496]

dont forget " don't do that"

[@Lcarter52]

nah guys . best part - Charlie Harper? Where? he owes me money.

[@juanmartivelasquez1725]

ebbaannamaria hey cutie

[@millermmsdj]

Where, he owes me money

[@FullRetardPoliceNGFT]

Quick get Stewie Griffin, he knows how to collect money from people

[@Christoph8]

@@FullRetardPoliceNGFT Yes 😂

[@irawilliams343]

"He drinks." That one-liner moment is epic! Jake took the time to come back to the store and answered the question "How can you live with yourself you horrible, evil man?"

[@craighamilton3877]

Anyone notice Alan was rushing Jake out the door a lot quicker when Jake said they hadn’t paid for it yet 😂

[@santiagomurillo2768]

I once dated/slept with a woman just like Ms. Pasternak, but she was an attorney who loved weed & ecstasy. We had phenomenal sex until the weeee hours of the morning. She missed a few court dates & was ultimately suspended from her Law Practice. Off course she blamed me & waged a war against me. I remember being scared just to come home. She would be waiting for me in my bushes! Later on, I would stake out my own home. Neighbors loved to see & hear all the drama... Oh the good old days...

[@Backseatsman1]

This would make a terrific short story.

[@l.carter3139]

Do you still have her number bro???

[@harkseehra5092]

Just hope if she won't show up like this.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Sounds like a fun time. The kind of fun time that makes you want to move out immediately.

[@Geniusignotus]

I'm guessing Chuck Lorre stole your story bruv

[@TomDeVito]

"Have you consider an athletic supporter?" LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@shezziesbaby]

“Charlie Harper” “Where?? He owes me money” 🤣🤣

[@CrazyFreak714]

Goes around in stripper clothes at the pharmacy 😄

[@okami-rose803]

You wear what you can when you don't have money

[@frankthetank1369]

What do you want she lives in a cheap motel and maybe was on her way to work.

[@andersonsmith979]

Prob has to take a turn waiting at table at the "Gentlemen's" Club she dances at and THAT is the waitress uniform.

[@rubenreyna2198]

Mr Snrub thats actually normal

[@starcrafter13terran]

Afraid to ask what she was buying

[@vergilheartnet]

Miss Pasternak : How can you live with yourself, you horrible evil man? Jake: He drinks Charlie: Do i have a choice? Yeah, i can imagine him saying that

[@ryanbrown7489]

"Charlie Harper?" "Where? He owes me money." LOL XD

[@59771006]

What Jake says at the end is absolutely hilarious.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Douglas Roth the really hilarious part is where Charlie grabs him by the collar and pulls him along.

[@gradel888]

@@SovereignStatesman that was Alan

[@gklash95]

I'm dying "Charlie Harper? Where? He owes me money" 😂😂😂😂

[@Jinseual]

Wow, the teacher had changed so much they switched actresses.

[@MasterJohnOriginal]

first actress might not wanted to perform a whore

[@skipe94]

i don't understand how he ruined her life though. he dumped her, it's her problem she can't deal with it. also she was super overbearing.

[@theothertroll]

it's just a TV show - meant to be stupid, stupid.

[@skipe94]

Don't call me stupid. I know it's just a sitcom I am just wondering how anyone can take it seriously.

[@eliaschevette]

natan keremov nobody does unless they are stupid. That's why he call you stupid. Stupid.

[@dindapwns]

stop with the stupid jokes, stupids.

[@eliaschevette]

***** I'm with you stupid, is stupid to be this stupid around stupid youtube.

[@arkplaysgame3826]

"He Drinks" Simple but cuts deep.

[@MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte]

*"He DRINKS" .... *That sums up Charlie's character*

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Charlie Harper?!?!” “Where he owes me money!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JacobLink350]

2:34 “HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF, YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN?!?!?!” 2:39 “He drinks” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaderounder]

Amongst other thing's

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

How’s it his fault that she ended up as a pole dancer ? Everything after the breakup is on her. She just couldn’t handle getting dumped.

[@AnCapone1899]

-She went bananas an hit the gym teacher - Where? -In the gym LOL

[@kylelopez6479]

i prefer this actress than the original pasternak.this one is so hot!

[@morgan8757]

so do I . I think its cybills daughter

[@JOHNNYCFC18]

morgan8757 whos cybill

[@s4xtt]

The original one played her in the finale

[@andrewg3768]

+JOHNNYCFC24 he's talking about another program!

[@LisaSmith-tb8bb]

JOHNNYCFC24 the cybill shepherd show this is the daughter from 1980s or early 90s Sitcom

[@joshuanf1974]

How do you let a relationship ruin your career. She really is mentally weak if she let a non serious relationship ruin her life.

[@vertex1933]

"Have you considered an athletic supporter?" is my favorite line from this clip 😂 perfect timing

[@WeUntouchable]

Damn! Miss Pasternak I'd definetely tap that!

[@rubenreyna2198]

Untouchable right?

[@deekaye25]

It'll cost you, probably starting with a lap dance!

[@marklenee9139]

Man I love angry redheads:)

[@alidemiroglu6167]

wtf a dialog is that :D

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Alan:(to Jake) Based on what I'm paying your dentist, you know nothing about flossing. Dialogue by me; Jake: Well, I figure what's the point of brushing and flossing? The next time you eat, your teeth are just gonna get dirty, again, anyway.

[@ICantFindaNameSoYeah]

Wow, you should write for Leno

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

+Hugh Honey Agreed!

[@thecowboy9698]

"Have you considered an athletic supporter?" Lol!

[@CarsonWolford]

Just realized they changed her actress

[@xxkbarsavagexx849]

charlie: “ oh yeah ms. pasternak” the way he says it😂😂

[@timonpumbaabugsbunnysonict1640]

Taken After Hortons Hears A Who And Before Two And A Half Men on FX

[@JaeGroove]

have you considered a athletic supporter. lol

[@king-ib4vb]

And She cracks up a little

[@oliverpony]

I hate it when they replace actors in TV shows that look and sound absolutely nothing like the original

[@saadsurve7035]

miss pasternak was actually a different actress...

[@eddieleon3413]

she's hot even without make up

[@Misfit636]

Alicia Witt is still hot now An looking good in her 40s

[@rubenreyna2198]

Misfit 636 Wait that was Alicia Witt from CYBIL, VANILLA SKY, & 4 ROOMS?! Damn she got hotter!

[@StretchakaKickman]

Mmmmmm Miss Pasternak. 😏

[@Flipcrash]

"He drinks" just shows how witty the show was. it takes just that one extra step

[@siniquezu]

I love how they keep saying her name because they changed the actress

[@JoJo-io7sx]

Best show... especially if your a single dad with a boy

[@YEOsCanal]

Well, I don't want to defend Charlize's behavior, but to be honest, I also find it terrifying how quickly women always fall in love with him and are ready to direct their lives completely according to him and as soon as he invites them they react as if they would World go down. Because that actually shows that in the mind of the women Charlie was in bed with, things didn't go smoothly from the start. Otherwise they would not come up with such an idea or react that way afterwards.

[@jokerofmorocco]

Like I get that one date and one night stand sucks for women but that's no excuse to go crazy and bite a gym teacher, you just move on with your life. Shit happens

[@bryannavarro13]

She will always be Cybill's daughter to me.

[@FilipoSooaUlufale]

Why couldn't Alan just walk back to the car with Charlie and patiently wait for Jake to pay for his jock strap type of underwear while Miss Pasternak was still in the dentist store confronting Charlie and screaming at him? Alan shouldn't have rushed Jake out of the dentist store by pushing him just so Charlie can hurry him and Alan up and get out of here. Jake would have reasoned with her and had a chance to explain to Pasternak that Charlie drinks instead of Alan pulling him away from the dentist store.

[@ellnats]

he drinks hahhahahahahhahaha

[@dez3540]

"Where? He owes me money" lmao

[@xxkbarsavagexx849]

“ We’ll take a look” jake: “ the heck you will” too funny

[@TheCoolProfessor]

That dress is perfect on her! Sooo hot!

[@Minolla]

It's not a dress, pervert

[@vig5678]

huh, just realized, miss pasternak is played by 2 different actresses

[@viigaming7976]

Vighnesh Bilgi thought I was tripping

[@johanliebert899]

he drinks lol

[@kingandrewcecil348]

Best quote from this scene; Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself, you horrible evil man! Jake: He drinks LOL

[@latricewillins-butler5403]

I like that purple dress💜

[@edwinz01]

Oh, yeah, Miss Pasternak! Oh, yeah, Miss Pasternak.😂

[@bryedtan]

2:02 UUUH Lady Jakes said you bit a Gym Teacher. What did the Gym Teacher do to qualify getting bitten by you.

[@soltrippiv4988]

She bite Jake Gym Teacher at the gym

[@13jonash]

Am I the only one that thinks Charlie didn’t do anything wrong? Yeah he dumped her but she practically asked him to marry her after only a couple dates. Who wouldn’t dump her?

[@Yash-Gaikwad]

Because of men like this it's hard for good guys to find true love.

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

..

[@madridstas797]

Or maybe you're lame🙄 "good guys" ?? What are you ? JESUS CHRIST?😂

[@radu-max33]

00:50 I would like to have such reflexes

[@NiVi192]

2:19 min Jake Harper, always trying to help! 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

[@bravo2081]

Charlie Harper Where he owes me money lol😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@timonpumbaabugsbunnysonict1640]

Taken After Men In Black 3 Before And Two And A Half Men on FX

[@anthonyalba1238]

Nervous breakdown? No she went batshit crazy.

[@sparky111000]

Thats not ms. Pastornag. Thats her daughter. She was alot older back in 5th grade.

[@samuelrobinson1992]

Wow Miss Pasternak has had some serious plastic surgery, she looks totally different to the previous series!! 😁

[@ryogakyoraku7413]

Technically her predicament is totally her fault!

[@McBeamer94]

I've noticed something in this show: all women starring are crazy and manic to the point of exaggeration! All of them, with no exception!