Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level - Key & Peele

Two ultimate fighters make their case for why they’re going to win the big match, but one of them clearly takes it more seriously than the other.
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[@altaccount8133]

His 2 losses were from jesus and god

[@doylustheboy]

😂😂😂

[@andrewjackson5295]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@andrewjackson5295]

IM WHEEZING

[@donwanna3906]

Hasn't fought the Holy Spirit yet.

[@youngsumma]

@@donwanna3906 rumor has it he lost that one too by rear naked choke

[@Rorschach003]

There’s nothing scarier than a man who desperately doesn’t want to kill you but knows he has to

[@rodricensi5788]

he is crying for him and all Lol

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

And “was sent by god” to do it hahahaha

[@jamesbelleza5377]

Nothing is scarier than the man/men who defeated Paulo

[@slvtre6728]

​@@jamesbelleza5377 dq. He murdered them

[@jessearana]

He is but Gods instrument! If God wants that Man dead....then he WILL die!

[@smnoy23]

Best part of this sketch is that Paulo also seems horrified by what he must do

[@ARC5]

how can you be horrified by doing god's work?

[@timtim6373]

“ I don’t enjoy killing people, but when done righteously it’s just a choir like any other, and practiced hands make for easy work” -some crazy Mormon guy with bandages on his face

[@williamwinder5011]

​@@ARC5because sometimes what god asks of us isn't easy. But the work must be done.

[@seankelly378]

​@@ARC5when God asked abraham to sacrafice isaac. He was horrified

[@WTFisTingispingis]

​@@ARC5ask literally anybody who God told to do stuff in the Old Testament.

[@Joesire]

"Then you're family will gather around the hospital bed to see... The NEW Derek." That was crazy as hell! 😅😅😅

[@dominicdevore2570]

“Gods lessons, are beautiful”😂

[@brandontaylor3874]

"yeah I quit" me

[@Dontwatch7556]

I thought he said "gather around to see The New Day"😅 Even funnier now that I know he says "The New Derek"😂.

[@andrewsmith3257]

This skit goes so hard!! 😅

[@OcarinaOfTime]

Now that was loco !

[@PassionYetPeace]

For anyone wondering about his two losses, it's very simple. If you kill your opponent, you get disqualified.

[@aotearoa24-79]

I thought he lost against Jesus and God.

[@4skin595]

Stolen lol

[@abdulfatahmohamoud1146]

@@aotearoa24-79 you've used "and " between God and jessus. It means tirinity is a false teaching , how can 3 can be 1 !!!?

[@denusklausen3685]

@@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 the Christians believe that the holy spirit, Jesus and God is the same being, and the explanation is its possible because God is omnipotent and can be three beings at once. Just like the Muslims explain how Muhammad, a person who couldn't read or write was able to read and write the Quran through the powers of Gabriel and God. When talking about someone as almighty as God we can't use earthly logic.

[@quektaker6110]

I get where you're going with the joke but this isn't true

[@DeesonJame]

Fight cancelled. Derek has opened his heart to the Lord.

[@checkmyplaylist1695]

Yeah literally.lmao

[@bushidotestu1997]

And it is bloody

[@aldrinmercado3475]

The family has seen the new derick

[@kadei7117]

Literally and metaphorically

[@Peta_CHAD69]

All it took was a medically induced coma.

[@calowenby1654]

The fact that Derek gets more and more terrified every time he shows up and Paulo gets more and more devoted to his cause cracks me up every time.

[@user-wp5qo6qg7q]

same lol

[@jamescalderon289]

They really are good actors

[@orphenocou4742]

Even the stats are funny, Derek is 241 to Paulo’s 163, almost an 80lbs difference, but it doesn’t matter. Voldo could be skinny as hell but you think I’m fighting that crazy? Must be out your mind!

[@JayMajor727]

"if yall got an actual crazy person to fight, thats not fair to me. or him'" im crying

[@KindredEmotions]

"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." is one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time. I love it.

[@lagosfury5142]

Facts,,as soon as he started talking I was crying!!,lol

[@Jaycee2828]

That line was epic, LoL.

[@dannypqliar8763]

That's basically Khabib hahaha!

[@4thAndGoalSports]

That was deap

[@slinkyatrest]

This went to a dark place

[@3fl1ppp]

This man doesnt kill people, he "sets them free". 😂

[@TheShowOff2I]

ctac408 gaming He teaches them what they need to learn

[@hrishikesh12341]

Lmao 😂😆

[@bubbaj456-2]

Devin Brown I bet its a Batman Arkham city reference. Victor Zasz says that.

[@frogboi8166]

Bruh

[@ashutoshjain5094]

Fucking scars.

[@danielhopkins2277]

“I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.” - Mike Tyson

[@matthewhummel1572]

Brings to mind the impending fight with what’s his face, apparently, he brought Mikes dead daughter into it. He’s gonna erase him.

[@DoctorStorytime]

He didn't do that! Did he??? That's fucked.

[@matthewhummel1572]

@@DoctorStorytime yeah, you don’t do shit like that unless you’re looking to get your brain turned into paste.

[@DoctorStorytime]

@@matthewhummel1572 well, he and his brother did get banned from Japan for mocking the dead in Suicide Forest. I really shouldn't be surprised.

[@matthewhummel1572]

@@DoctorStorytime Im not much of a fight fan, but I’m really ready for this one to happen. He’s gonna get the Mike Tyson speech upgrade after this fight.

[@kentongriffin1153]

"God's lessons are beautiful? Who put this fight together?"😂

[@jamaicafox]

Key's tears whilest explaining paralyzing Peele took me out 🤣🤣.

[@bobbyincidemetal]

Same!

[@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls]

Lmmfaooooooo

[@danielhopkins2277]

Kinda like Tyson... "I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.”

[@rickdeckard1075]

his messed up left eye, staring out into space was the best part, amazing how he does that on command

[@ForrestPump]

"When you eat through plastic tube" 😂😂😂

[@Eva-uw6uo]

1:02 If someone is shedding tears while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you as they calmly tell you they're gonna make you meet god, maybe don't fight that person.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

Gods lessons are so beautiful!

[@2broke943]

I'm just gonna do that from now on I'm to lazy to fight someone

[@Eva-uw6uo]

@@2broke943 if they don't make the face at 1:16, it didn't work.

[@jaasleenmaree4739]

"Ya don't put ya hands on him" in my Madea's voice 😂😂😂😂

[@GangstaStan010]

Dude that was Derek's point. "Did ya'll get an actual crazy person for me to fight?" 😂😂

[@kickbuttmcgrew3245]

"Whatchu mean you can't find him?" in that panicked voice is easily the single funniest thing from this show for me ever 🤣🤣

[@allencharles1137]

Went back here after kendrick dropped meet the grahams. Same energy bro

[@londanikwinda1553]

😂😂😂

[@js1741]

"You short, your numbers are trash, you're fake deep." "I admonish your family for your very existance. Your only hope is to destroy your core being and begin again."

[@kamoheloiannk617]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@LinxMinxify]

6:16 in LA energy

[@cblack5544]

“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble “ that legit could be a line in a thriller/ horror/ suspense film lol

[@cblack5544]

Or something Bane should have said to Batman

[@benconnor3206]

C Black I am waiting for the day that Jordan Peele makes a horror movie that starts key as some killer or something.. man that would be so so perfect

[@SirBubb]

Sounds like some Khabib shit

[@ap4702]

@@SirBubb exactly looool

[@Tempo1337]

Iron Sheik

[@brianharris6437]

"As far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there isn't even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong about that part, at least.

[@not..A..channel]

😂

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

I mean you right lol

[@klaytonparker9061]

Exact words

[@slabbinonspokezz2375]

Imma knock him out round 1 bitch 😆

[@dnrfrank]

foreshadowing

[@vicmantiri6782]

They predicted Kendrick vs Drake. Truly inspirational

[@TheFLAMEXD]

This is nothing like that.

[@armandoparaguas8983]

God, my confession is yours🗣️🗣️

[@blackdeath0973]

That "When I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord." While doing a cold and chilling stare on the camera really got me 😂😂😂.

[@03Man11]

Peele 100% nailed the toolish look of the mid 2000’s mma fighters. The fitted hats and Affliction shirts 😂. It’s almost like those dudes were issued uniforms at mma gyms.

[@hg7728]

I mean they probably were wear this get 10k bonus

[@enyceiceberg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏽👍🏾😎💙

[@jaylonlawson4321]

Lol facts even his mannerisms

[@phantom_mist1726]

On God! 😅🤣

[@maxhuff5943]

That 100% was based off rampage, he sounds just like him

[@opticandersonopticanderson3364]

Guys, Paulo didn't kill Derek at the end, he just made him paralyzed from neck down. Derek's heart is now open up to the Lord... Paulo is God's instrument, and God's lessons are so beautiful!

[@frandavis1990]

"Habiddadbbabhhbahahibahahhaa" derek is now new 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@carlosparra8976]

hahahah all his relatives are at the hospital bed now

[@Qulize]

Lmao

[@arguseyed9982]

666 likes, hope nobody screws that.

[@sstanford1331]

@@arguseyed9982 never understood why ppl would want to keep that number

[@neoanoman]

That "walala Walalalalale wala walalalala walalawalala wale" was the best threat someone can give to their opponent.

[@kamoheloiannk617]

This is fucking hilarious 😂😂💀💀 so underrated.. cause KZbin says “translate from English” but nothing changes 😂😂💀 bro tears

[@O2H3]

I thought he is speaking something in Arabic 😂

[@clydekaila25]

“Kwalalapelolewalelele” 😭😭😭😭

[@Nattysimms]

“When you eat through plastic tube” had me crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lawrencer908]

that shit is hilarious I be cracking up

[@MkfMtr]

Had him crying too

[@kestonjones9568]

😂😂😂 OMG

[@BrawndoQC]

That's one of Key best performance ever lol. Everything is perfect.

[@pedagogiadacultura4699]

kkkkkkkkkk!!!

[@Acedegenerate07]

Everybody gangster till they start speaking in tongues

[@thatladoverthere7075]

1:50

[@BENBRUTUS]

That ain’t funny. They better stop. Don’t let the devil use you, fellas.

[@ernestoflores1057]

Hahahahhaa

[@BushidoRyu]

Lol then they aren't gangstas...they demons

[@BushidoRyu]

@@BENBRUTUS 😈

[@armenboric]

Drake found out how crazy Kendrick is

[@HolkHugan]

Never mess with a guy that CAN mess you up, but doesn't want to. I remember hearing that Mike Tyson would cry inside the locker room before every fight because he didn't want to hurt his opponent.

[@Trip4man]

it's because you're not afraid of opponents... you're afraid of yourself

[@nengyang1895]

The monster in your reflection is the most terrifying.

[@R4in46]

As a Big guy myself, When I was taking self-defense classes, I was afraid of hurting my Companions and that's why I didn't fight with 100% of my strength.

[@Truzakar]

I watched this 10+ times and just noticed they’re not even in the same weight class. 241lbs vs 163lbs. “Who put this fight together?” 😂😂😂

[@TheCityDweller1]

God did.

[@khalidkd8133]

Ngannou vs lightweights

[@mcaesario]

@@khalidkd8133 nah this was kimbo slice vs anderson silva

[@khalidkd8133]

Sher Tanumihardja 😂😂😂

[@neverquit123]

Its the first thing i saw and looked for

[@the3rd602]

“God’s lessons are beautiful?! I’m sorry who put this fight together?!?” as fear increases in his voice 🤣🤣🤣

[@nissarghori5364]

😂😂

[@thestraitgateway]

This was the funniest line

[@andrewsmith3257]

You can't defeat a guy that crazy!! 😅

[@Dare2Dreamrpg]

This is what Drake and Kendrick feels like to me

[@jeanryanpamaong2441]

This was my 1st thought too. Daaaaammmnnn

[@Echomaker19]

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Conor Mcgregor in a nutshell.

[@Shady36]

When your opponent is tearing up saying he doesn't wanna have to kill you.

[@Monchi2006]

but he will anyway

[@voljinshin]

@@Monchi2006 😱☠️⚱️💀⚰️😂

[@kelvincha5492]

more like being a maniac and the tears are for 'Gods lesson are beautiful', not Derek

[@holitinne]

@@Monchi2006 because pain is the true path of God. To cleanse this world of sin, you must strip yourself of hope, desire and delight to find the light.

[@youlilgremlinkun]

@@holitinne oh hello Paulo Obdelis

[@capt.macmillan5055]

"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I'm God's instrument " dangggg 😂 😂 🤣

[@michaelmorpheusfinley4327]

Cold piece, boy 💯🤣🤣🤣

[@capt.macmillan5055]

@Lazara Martinez proceed to look up and say "alalalahxuxosjzozpaudjw" 😹

[@souljaunt3291]

Line of the year 🤣🤣🤣

[@saidali2777]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@The6thRaikage]

I was crying real tears 😂😂😂

[@lostinspace466]

This is one of their best videos. I almost choked, and I’ve seen this probably a dozen times 😂

[@ancrathjustice8516]

This is Drake vs. Kendrick right now

[@jumacoates9044]

It's Derek's steady descent into increasing levels of terror that gets me every time I watch this. LOL!!

[@erod818]

When he steps out of character and says "He knows ...we're just trying to get people interested in the fight. Right?"

[@blackdog8245]

@@erod818 I’d lmao if this actually happened in a real UFC fight promotion video

[@OxStong]

this happened in the middle of one. the fighter being ground and pounded got up at the end of the round and was all "it's just business" then next round proceeded to get jumped on and pounded again lol

[@goatman3366]

I LOVE IT

[@goatman3366]

​@@OxStong Kabib still the boss

[@dwayxl1]

“What do you mean you can’t find him?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heavyhanded1782]

Wow so many likes and no replies lol

[@dwayxl1]

Mo Money right!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JESUS_IS_LORD_1]

🤣🤣🤣Lmao my stomach is hurting

[@schmettymcshmettington2900]

Bru....😂😂😂

[@decay1928]

I would be scare too 😭

[@fma1cr]

Poatan vs Hill

[@ryansa4323]

Exactly 😂

[@goyonman9655]

​@@ryansa4323 Yes

[@madimakes]

Who here after Meet the Grahams

[@ethanz3837]

"God's lessons, are so beautiful.” Got chills from that line.

[@Mishakol1290]

Its true though

[@nathalieduverna6963]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry who put this fight together 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mansoorchadee6123]

God love is for entertainment. Truth 🤠

[@BigEKc0cwp]

Same 😆

[@blackdog8245]

@@nathalieduverna6963 “If y’all got an actual person for me to fight- that wouldn’t be fair to me! OR HIM!”

[@Jejak_Pengangguran]

American fighters vs. Hardcore catholic Brazilian fighters

[@aniraminom]

YES

[@mahmoodkhan6412]

Connor vs Khabib

[@AntonP99]

*pentecostal

[@supahotfire1185]

Bisping yoel

[@ianzen]

Gay Jesus yoel

[@jasperreyes1268]

How did this perfectly mirperfectly Mirror the fight between Drake and Kendrick Lamar.

[@goyonman9655]

😂😂

[@skermigleflop]

This is the Kendrick and Drake beef

[@RennyLu]

"I fought with Paulo and got paralized from neck down" C O N S E Q U E N C E S

[@mohammedalkahtani1476]

Nhân Lư underrated

[@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun]

Where’s my crack?

[@blkseason8218]

Lol

[@briannamarshall5596]

😂😂😂😂

[@blkseason8218]

@@briannamarshall5596 shit is hella funny.

[@m0ntypth0n]

I died when he raised up both arms and started chanting 😭😭😭

[@blitzgang4619]

On my life broooo 😭😭😭

[@meestahwill]

He was fighting back laughter!😂

[@pushinit1789]

Same dawg still laughing at this shit🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blues05]

How could u type this shit if you're dead?

[@Dave-ok4en]

Can you imagine Anderson Silva doing shit like this 😭

[@hamfistedstudios]

pov kendrick vs drake

[@robertwolfgan]

My man, if your opponent is crying because of what he is about to do to you, you don't fight, you HAUL ASS and hope he's not chasing you

[@gagahputraibrahim3425]

Everybody is a gangsta until imhotep showed up behind them

[@1ZosoLZ]

Lmfaoo

[@Mr.Infumus]

👌🏿

[@theauditor5275]

Lol perfect

[@dubya724]

Anck su namun!!!!

[@kevinsecundino1814]

Bro lmaooo

[@lasmirano]

"IM SORRY WHO PUT THIS FIGHT TOGETHER?! LMAOO

[@anthonywatkins2334]

Moonlam pac man and broner.checkpacman fight press. peace

[@chopperman4788]

😂🤣

[@big-vsongput3127]

Oscar De La Hoya

[@mbuckholz]

I'm your thousandth like!!!

[@deonnaharlan512]

Moonlam 🤣🤣🤣

[@cbreezy]

The way he says “Imma mercy kill this old man” gets me everytime 😂

[@siyarabe8162]

"What you mean you can't find him, yo Steve! Where my manager at?" 😂😂😂😂 Dude just realized he no longer wanna fight 😂😂😂

[@elifestus382]

"When u eat through plastic tube. When you are paralyzed from neck down. Then your family, will gather around your hospital bed to see the new derek " some horror movie lines right there

[@dmon9333]

‘Tis “new Derek”

[@buddatree]

New derek

[@e.elliotedison953]

@SPEEDIE LOKO Easy, he just misheard the line. That doesn't make you an idiot.

[@GeeWay73]

😂😂😂

[@mikec1222]

Yeah what makes this so effective is how he makes it sound like he's doing you the biggest favor in the world when he describes all the fucked up shit he's about to do. Would have been less effective if he sounded aggressive.

[@StamfordBridge]

They took the time to put a detailed tattoo on Jordan Peele’s neck AND make it faded to look real. So often, this show goes all out with costuming and wardrobe for every short skit.

[@3fl1ppp]

They should have made the tattoo glossy, like he got a fresh neck tattoo right before a fight 😂

[@Link198526]

@@3fl1ppp 😒😒😒...Next time you feel the need to comment, Just log off bro...

[@rickryan6271]

Just a passer by, you can actually make a faded tattoo color that look so legit just by scratching a pencil to a metal.

[@3fl1ppp]

@@Link198526 next time you feel the need to comment go fuck yourself

[@3fl1ppp]

@@Link198526 next time you feel like commenting delete your account and destroy your computer

[@alephmale3171]

Drake and Kendrick

[@jajasniewski]

“When you eat through plastic tube…when you are paralyzed from neck down….”🤣🤣

[@rickywilliams1586]

I'm not scared of the crazy person. I'm scared of the two people who beat him.

[@joshuamontayre8225]

U mean Jesus and god?

[@flarion00]

He killed them and got disqualified 😐

[@videochanneld841]

@@flarion00 lmao!

[@deathpyre42]

Those were disqualifications because he beat them up before the fight.

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

meow

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

His face when he realized the other guy was crazy😂

[@damienknox2004]

Right😁

[@johnnash5465]

Awesome acting by him. The way he changes his expressions after discovering his opponent was crazy is amazing.

[@Larez121]

John Nash 1:16

[@sstanford1331]

Well thsts not fair to me.. or him😂😂

[@georgewilliamsiii4677]

And the panicked breathing. Good actor lol

[@tetranova6]

"I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble" goes so hard.

[@user-ur9wy1lt8z]

Yes nothing personal against Derek. Just doing God's work for a brother to be humbled

[@vanguarde808]

"Im gonna knock him out round one bich"..."wait what did he say again???"

[@jeffbicalan1792]

His act in that part had me dying

[@bondonsky5009]

Fuck that I wanna know what bich is ur spellings a BITCH

[@funcece24]

Truman vs Manny P . Lol

[@Blackisbeautifull96]

vanguarde808 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sillygoose635]

@@sharttown2752 Thanks for your unwanted opinion.

[@sparta23dh]

"When you are paralyzed from the neck down, and your family gathers around to see the New Derek"...LMAO!!!!!!

[@MOBROOKS]

My favorite part!!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaa

[@trevorsmith2596]

Lmao

[@adg_87]

Yes!!!!

[@bobbysmalarz6638]

It's funny how he says it.....like he's ganna cry

[@ogungou9]

"I take people into deep waters and they discover themselves" - Khabib

[@kalel2780]

The look of absolute terror at 1:17 is some of the greatest bit of acting I've ever seen!

[@robertshonk518]

My favorite part of this is that Peele's fighter is able to recognize that he's not the only victim. This "actual crazy person" is being exploited: "That's not fair to me.... or him!" Those little moments of nuance are what made Key & Peele so damn good.

[@luckyhubbie]

My favorite part!!

[@jaysusu8623]

Kinda like my last marriage. It wasn’t fair for me or her. Where is my manager ( Lawyer)?

[@blackdog8245]

It’s actually funny to see the cocky person lose their cool in the face of someone genuinely crazy. 😭🤣

[@RenegadePawn]

I think it's actually Peele's character trying to save face, implying that it wouldn't be fair to the truly crazy person since a real MMA fighter would presumably whoop him. Whichever of us is correct, you're right about K&P's penchant for nuance!

[@info-tt6qz]

you remind me of those english teachers that keep looking for meaning and complexity behind doors painted in red

[@kieranklipz1185]

“Falallalablaaaa.........shalalalaballflala” 😂💀

[@emviews411]

Dead af

[@tmoney0212]

lmao

[@flashedstreet5138]

I laughed so hard it started to hurt 😂

[@x9810]

I wasn't ready lmfaooo 😭😷💀😂😂

[@rbocaj2239]

I literally came ere to find this comment lmao

[@CyberTech05]

He is nearly tearing up when he says "when you eat through plastic tube" just makes it more hilarious 😂😂😆😆

[@cadendains8106]

When an Iron Warrior, fresh out of the eye of terror, meets a Black Templar for the first time.

[@RashaKahn]

Don't know who's scarier, Paulo or the two guys he lost to?

[@giokyo9465]

nah those were because he killed them so automaticly he loses lol

[@Wompwomp150]

I think about that everytime I see this lol

[@deebunny178]

Lmaoo

[@stickybuds05]

losses by disqualification due to removing their spleens during the fight you mean

[@deathpyre42]

Probably guys he beat up before the match and got disqualified over.

[@richlyredeemed48]

I love how he puts no pressure on the choke. Sheer fear takes him out 😂

[@kertaspaper94]

Didn't even try to fight it. He realizes what's happening and just closes his eyes and accept his fate

[@obsidian00]

Paolo is out here saving SOULS but breaking BONES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nouaaah]

This is screaming Drake vs Kendrick 😂

[@JackDubyaMcDermott]

241 lbs vs 163 lbs..... that's quite a superfight

[@nathanarievlis3985]

Nice catch ,Jack haha... I had a cousin that shared your name too.

[@termitered]

Has to be their real weights i think

[@freddym8579]

you can't predict crazy.

[@jldoubleu4993]

heavyweight vs possible new 165 lb division we’ve been talking about for a while now

[@mittao86]

Thats good old UFC

[@guitarskeepmesane4958]

Me: what’s the WiFi password? My friend: it son the back of the router Back of the router: 1:51

[@ggiufa7289]

Nice made me chuckle

[@soccerboss7924]

Guitars keep me sane made me actually laugh out loud at 3 am and wake my mom up bruhhh

[@mregghead3107]

What is he even saying there😂😂😂

[@too_many_mannys]

@@mregghead3107 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJDChWWaq8aKrdk 3:42 time mark 😆😆😆

[@static1217]

Dead af

[@shahrizaldenci1856]

Alex pereira vs Jamahal hill hahahaha

[@Dr.Larry-ck3ih]

imma tell my kids this was drake vs kendrick

[@hunterhancock8280]

When the quiet kid becomes a UFC fighter.

[@user-tc1sx3qn7e]

@Brighton Ludwig “ahallllllllllll”

[@user-is8sx5tm7y]

Your the quiet kid

[@warmachine6988]

@@user-is8sx5tm7y no. I'm the quiet kid

[@miscellaneousshadow7452]

@@warmachine6988 ha you think your quite. I'm so quite my mom forgot me at McDonald's 3years.

[@warmachine6988]

@@miscellaneousshadow7452 I'm so quiet, I'm not even responding to your comment

[@RocckeFella]

That blank face at 1:17 had me dying. Lmao. 😂😂😂

[@artraviaskinner8779]

Hell yeah famlmao!!!

[@venturatheace1]

It should be a meme lol

[@deathofamailman]

Whenever I show this clip to people for the first time, that's when they lose it on a whole new level

[@lilkbaby1731]

Lmaooo

[@turdferguson8928]

That's the face of true terror LOL

[@jagtaggart936]

I love this skit, young athlete vs a veteran of the sport. In the modern UFC you got athletes who understand it's a sport and understand the incentive to train, win, stay healthy, and entertain the fans (and Dana White). And in the old UFC, and I mean way wayy back to its beginnings, you had a bunch of guys competing who definitely were crazy.

[@jerinmathew4726]

1:37 Conor when Drake showed him a video of Khabib wrestling bears at the weigh ins

[@GamersHolyArmy]

The "What do you mean you can't find him?" is a very underrated line.

[@realitsokay]

Fax

[@BushMaster420circle]

then it shows him just chanting & mumbling a bunch of sounds LOL!!!

[@noelnoni7310]

1:16 is underrated look

[@ShadowFungus]

That was terrifying ahahahhahaa

[@GamersHolyArmy]

@zeniff android I say underrated because everyone's focusing on the other golden lines.

[@iggyschekelburger5023]

That's not even a parody, that's literally what UFC promos are like

[@PrimoSchnevi]

Yeah the "God chose me shit" reminded be of Khabib vs. Connor, alhamdullilah :D

[@kontorukun3790]

@@PrimoSchnevi but he beat the shit out of Conor

[@PrimoSchnevi]

@@kontorukun3790 and?

[@johnvito222]

Yoel Romero was out there knocking dudes into oblivion and talking about Jesus right after. This is only a slight exaggeration.

[@erzem421]

@@kontorukun3790 But Connor Made Khabib

[@cam4748]

This is the Drake and Kendrick beef personified

[@BryanRivera-ix3dk]

Pereira vs Hill😂😂😂😂

[@malcolmwilliams5028]

" When you eat through plastic tube, when you're paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek " ☠️ 💀🤣🤣😂

[@KandiKlover]

Aight he know's we just talking right? 0.0

[@torils65]

Omg! that part had me dead!😂💀

[@malcolmwilliams5028]

@@torils65 The look on his face when he said it kills me everytime I watch this video lol

[@Larez121]

Gth Knight Same here lol! And he said this whole thing with a straight face.

[@comicdweller8146]

I’m pretty sure it says new day not Derrick

[@RTGZS]

"If yall got an actual crazy person, for me to fight then that's not fair to me... or him" I'm dead

[@Mishakol1290]

I think he was crazy too or else i would not have effected him that much, it was like he was scared because he knew he was a sinner or something. He must have thought oh jeez.

[@franklinmcsweeney-ow2fx]

The way Key opens his eyes wide when he says “tHe nEw d3riK” just shows he truly is a great actor with serious range.

[@franktheexpertstrenchclub9025]

I feel like this sketch is an almost perfect analogy for the Drake/Kendrick beef. Drake decided to drum up some cred and clout and all by beefing with Kendrick, not understanding what he’d done. Far too late, Drake was like, “He realizes we’re just rapping to raise interest for our careers, right?” Kendrick then torture his mind to humble his soul.

[@MrTattooASMR]

"Gods Lessons are Beautiful"

[@rafthethinker4948]

"Fanaminanamaninna"

[@war_rogers]

Im thinking he got this from Martyers..

[@holdthetruthhostage]

Hahaha

[@kevancarpenter3020]

So*

[@gonfreeccs1834]

Ayyy I love your asmr!

[@divyangtiwari2976]

"God's lessons are so beautiful.." *Stares into empty darkness*

[@DevinClark-hd2qu]

When it sinks in😂😂😂

[@Areekurou]

My all-time favorite skit from these two! I still laugh even after watching it dozens of times 😂

[@CarolinaBlood704]

I think the two losses Paulo Odbelis has were DQs for murdering his opponent...

[@chipbanks5071]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Petermarak]

I legit screamed! 😅😅

[@trevonmclean9722]

Carolina Blood hell yea 😂😂😂

[@xlvqz]

Your 666 like

[@gilangwilmantara4494]

he lost once to himself and then he lost to God

[@jamiethomas5849]

“When I squeeze your lungs, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord” DAMMIT 😨

[@jong-jongspeaks4224]

Jesus...it's actually fucking scary.

[@yarddawg6151]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lancedewindt4860]

I feel like this was his craziest narrative through the whole sketch

[@kriminalmldk7772]

That’s a cold line that shit sound gangsta asl i would’ve probably pee myself if a mf said that to me

[@capt.macmillan5055]

@@kriminalmldk7772 Ikr, imagine if someone literally squeeze our lungs.

[@dawsonwade8409]

Alex Pereira vs Jamahal Hill

[@IAMTHEIC3MAN]

The average space marine when they come across a Word Bearer

[@b_money-2477]

“God lessons are beautiful” lmao scared tf out him

[@rioguttaful]

Ha🤣😂😆😂🤣 aaa!!!!!

[@Armendicus]

Straight up anime shit!! lol.

[@KinjiroTsuchiya66]

I'm suddenly less scared of Paulo and 1000 times more scared of the 2 people that beat him.

[@grendelum]

...or was he disqualified twice for killing his opponent?

[@SuperPeterok]

@@grendelum DQ illegal knees 2 losses to Aljamain Sterling

[@Martdogg3000]

That was before he was chosen as an instrument of salvation by the lord.

[@ShadowBlack54]

Who are the 2 people who beat him?

[@SuperPeterok]

@@ShadowBlack54 Aljamain Sterling disqualification (illegal knees) both times.

[@shiloh002]

this is drake and kendrick rn

[@Plabs07]

alex pereira vs jamahal hill 😂

[@missmoanypants]

There was a point in time where just *thinking* about this sketch would have me cracking up uncontrollably.

[@omawumiadokpaye6628]

Am still at that stage since I just saw this today and the shorts like a couple of days ago looool

[@brandontaylor3874]

"what the craziest out of line thig someone can say" "I'm going to kill you" "Nah they all say that" "......because God sent me to" "Oh fuck......."