Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level - Key & Peele

[@Rorschach003]

There’s nothing scarier than a man who desperately doesn’t want to kill you but knows he has to

[@rodricensi5788]

he is crying for him and all Lol

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

And “was sent by god” to do it hahahaha

[@jamesbelleza5377]

Nothing is scarier than the man/men who defeated Paulo

[@slvtre6728]

​@@jamesbelleza5377 dq. He murdered them

[@jessearana]

He is but Gods instrument! If God wants that Man dead....then he WILL die!

[@KindredEmotions]

"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." is one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time. I love it.

[@lagosfury5142]

Facts,,as soon as he started talking I was crying!!,lol

[@Jaycee2828]

That line was epic, LoL.

[@pqlr8763]

That's basically Khabib hahaha!

[@4thAndGoalSports]

That was deap

[@slinkyatrest]

This went to a dark place

[@calowenby1654]

The fact that Derek gets more and more terrified every time he shows up and Paulo gets more and more devoted to his cause cracks me up every time.

[@DavidB.Fischer]

same lol

[@jamescalderon289]

They really are good actors

[@orphenocou4742]

Even the stats are funny, Derek is 241 to Paulo’s 163, almost an 80lbs difference, but it doesn’t matter. Voldo could be skinny as hell but you think I’m fighting that crazy? Must be out your mind!

[@chasepalumbo2929]

Bro just explained the joke

[@calowenby1654]

@@chasepalumbo2929 Ha yeah I guess I did

[@JayMajor727]

"if yall got an actual crazy person to fight, thats not fair to me. or him'" im crying

[@Jayluvlee87]

I come to watch this whenever I need a laugh it never disappoints no matter how many times

[@DeesonJame]

Fight cancelled. Derek has opened his heart to the Lord.

[@checkmyplaylist1695]

Yeah literally.lmao

[@bushidotestu1997]

And it is bloody

[@aldrinmercado3475]

The family has seen the new derick

[@kadei7117]

Literally and metaphorically

[@Peta_CHAD69]

All it took was a medically induced coma.

[@Eva-uw6uo]

1:02 If someone is shedding tears while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you as they calmly tell you they're gonna make you meet god, maybe don't fight that person.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

Gods lessons are so beautiful!

[@2broke943]

I'm just gonna do that from now on I'm to lazy to fight someone

[@Eva-uw6uo]

@@2broke943 if they don't make the face at 1:16, it didn't work.

[@jaasleenmaree4739]

"Ya don't put ya hands on him" in my Madea's voice 😂😂😂😂

[@GangstaStan010]

Dude that was Derek's point. "Did ya'll get an actual crazy person for me to fight?" 😂😂

[@PassionYetPeace]

For anyone wondering about his two losses, it's very simple. If you kill your opponent, you get disqualified.

[@aotearoa24-79]

I thought he lost against Jesus and God.

[@4skin595]

Stolen lol

[@abdulfatahmohamoud1146]

@@aotearoa24-79 you've used "and " between God and jessus. It means tirinity is a false teaching , how can 3 can be 1 !!!?

[@denusklausen3685]

@@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 the Christians believe that the holy spirit, Jesus and God is the same being, and the explanation is its possible because God is omnipotent and can be three beings at once. Just like the Muslims explain how Muhammad, a person who couldn't read or write was able to read and write the Quran through the powers of Gabriel and God. When talking about someone as almighty as God we can't use earthly logic.

[@quektaker6110]

I get where you're going with the joke but this isn't true

[@kentongriffin1153]

"God's lessons are beautiful? Who put this fight together?"😂

[@opticandersonopticanderson3364]

Guys, Paulo didn't kill Derek at the end, he just made him paralyzed from neck down. Derek's heart is now open up to the Lord... Paulo is God's instrument, and God's lessons are so beautiful!

[@frandavis1990]

"Habiddadbbabhhbahahibahahhaa" derek is now new 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@carlosparra8976]

hahahah all his relatives are at the hospital bed now

[@Qulize]

Lmao

[@arguseyed9982]

666 likes, hope nobody screws that.

[@sstanford1331]

@@arguseyed9982 never understood why ppl would want to keep that number

[@smnoy23]

Best part of this sketch is that Paulo also seems horrified by what he must do

[@ARC5]

how can you be horrified by doing god's work?

[@timtim6373]

“ I don’t enjoy killing people, but when done righteously it’s just a choir like any other, and practiced hands make for easy work” -some crazy Mormon guy with bandages on his face

[@williamwinder5011]

​@@ARC5because sometimes what god asks of us isn't easy. But the work must be done.

[@seankelly378]

​@@ARC5when God asked abraham to sacrafice isaac. He was horrified

[@WTFisTingispingis]

​@@ARC5ask literally anybody who God told to do stuff in the Old Testament.

[@3fl1ppp]

This man doesnt kill people, he "sets them free". 😂

[@TheShowOff2I]

ctac408 gaming He teaches them what they need to learn

[@hrishikesh12341]

Lmao 😂😆

[@bubbaj456-2]

Devin Brown I bet its a Batman Arkham city reference. Victor Zasz says that.

[@frogboi8166]

Bruh

[@ashutoshjain5094]

Fucking scars.

[@allencharles1137]

Went back here after kendrick dropped meet the grahams. Same energy bro

[@londanikwinda1553]

😂😂😂

[@js1741]

"You short, your numbers are trash, you're fake deep." "I admonish your family for your very existance. Your only hope is to destroy your core being and begin again."

[@kamoheloiannk617]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@LinxMinxify]

6:16 in LA energy

[@nagaijo7262]

616 in LA definitely, Kendrick talk about god 😂😂😂

[@Joesire]

"Then you're family will gather around the hospital bed to see... The NEW Derek." That was crazy as hell! 😅😅😅

[@dominicdevore2570]

“Gods lessons, are beautiful”😂

[@brandontaylor3874]

"yeah I quit" me

[@Dontwatch7556]

I thought he said "gather around to see The New Day"😅 Even funnier now that I know he says "The New Derek"😂.

[@andrewsmith3257]

This skit goes so hard!! 😅

[@OcarinaOfTime]

Now that was loco !

[@cblack5544]

“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble “ that legit could be a line in a thriller/ horror/ suspense film lol

[@cblack5544]

Or something Bane should have said to Batman

[@benconnor3206]

C Black I am waiting for the day that Jordan Peele makes a horror movie that starts key as some killer or something.. man that would be so so perfect

[@SirBubb]

Sounds like some Khabib shit

[@ap4702]

@@SirBubb exactly looool

[@Tempo1337]

Iron Sheik

[@Truzakar]

I watched this 10+ times and just noticed they’re not even in the same weight class. 241lbs vs 163lbs. “Who put this fight together?” 😂😂😂

[@TheCityDweller1]

God did.

[@khalidkd8133]

Ngannou vs lightweights

[@mcaesario]

@@khalidkd8133 nah this was kimbo slice vs anderson silva

[@khalidkd8133]

Sher Tanumihardja 😂😂😂

[@neverquit123]

Its the first thing i saw and looked for

[@Cheddargetter92]

This basically how the Tyson and Paul fight going to go once cameras start rolling

[@pakovitz4088]

💀💀💀

[@Reaper-to7io]

delete this man

[@mikailfournea9545]

This aged... well

[@300thNPC]

You actually thought that was going to be a real fight?

[@brianharris6437]

"As far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there isn't even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong about that part, at least.

[@not..A..channel]

😂

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

I mean you right lol

[@klaytonparker9061]

Exact words

[@slabbinonspokezz2375]

Imma knock him out round 1 bitch 😆

[@dnrfrank]

foreshadowing

[@03Man11]

Peele 100% nailed the toolish look of the mid 2000’s mma fighters. The fitted hats and Affliction shirts 😂. It’s almost like those dudes were issued uniforms at mma gyms.

[@hg7728]

I mean they probably were wear this get 10k bonus

[@enyceiceberg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏽👍🏾😎💙

[@jaylonlawson4321]

Lol facts even his mannerisms

[@phantom_mist1726]

On God! 😅🤣

[@maxhuff5943]

That 100% was based off rampage, he sounds just like him

[@jamaicafox]

Key's tears whilest explaining paralyzing Peele took me out 🤣🤣.

[@bobbyincidemetal]

Same!

[@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls]

Lmmfaooooooo

[@danielhopkins2277]

Kinda like Tyson... "I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.”

[@rickdeckard1075]

his messed up left eye, staring out into space was the best part, amazing how he does that on command

[@ForrestPump]

"When you eat through plastic tube" 😂😂😂

[@blackdeath0973]

That "When I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord." While doing a cold and chilling stare on the camera really got me 😂😂😂.

[@robertshonk518]

My favorite part of this is that Peele's fighter is able to recognize that he's not the only victim. This "actual crazy person" is being exploited: "That's not fair to me.... or him!" Those little moments of nuance are what made Key & Peele so damn good.

[@luckyhubbie]

My favorite part!!

[@jaysusu8623]

Kinda like my last marriage. It wasn’t fair for me or her. Where is my manager ( Lawyer)?

[@blackdog8245]

It’s actually funny to see the cocky person lose their cool in the face of someone genuinely crazy. 😭🤣

[@RenegadePawn]

I think it's actually Peele's character trying to save face, implying that it wouldn't be fair to the truly crazy person since a real MMA fighter would presumably whoop him. Whichever of us is correct, you're right about K&P's penchant for nuance!

[@info-tt6qz]

you remind me of those english teachers that keep looking for meaning and complexity behind doors painted in red

[@altaccount8133]

His 2 losses were from jesus and god

[@doylustheboy]

😂😂😂

[@andrewjackson5295]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@andrewjackson5295]

IM WHEEZING

[@donwanna3906]

Hasn't fought the Holy Spirit yet.

[@youngsumma]

@@donwanna3906 rumor has it he lost that one too by rear naked choke

[@Shady36]

When your opponent is tearing up saying he doesn't wanna have to kill you.

[@Monchi2006]

but he will anyway

[@voljinshin]

@@Monchi2006 😱☠️⚱️💀⚰️😂

[@kelvincha5492]

more like being a maniac and the tears are for 'Gods lesson are beautiful', not Derek

[@holitinne]

@@Monchi2006 because pain is the true path of God. To cleanse this world of sin, you must strip yourself of hope, desire and delight to find the light.

[@youlilgremlinkun]

@@holitinne oh hello Paulo Obdelis

[@Bongz1990]

Derek: Family Matters Paulo: Meet the Grahams

[@Ms9mmBeretta]

Your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Drake😂😂😂

[@cvleb777]

Oh shit that was two months ago now wtf

[@Nattysimms]

“When you eat through plastic tube” had me crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lawrencer908]

that shit is hilarious I be cracking up

[@MkfMtr]

Had him crying too

[@kestonjones9568]

😂😂😂 OMG

[@BrawndoQC]

That's one of Key best performance ever lol. Everything is perfect.

[@pedagogiadacultura4699]

kkkkkkkkkk!!!

[@jumacoates9044]

It's Derek's steady descent into increasing levels of terror that gets me every time I watch this. LOL!!

[@erod818]

When he steps out of character and says "He knows ...we're just trying to get people interested in the fight. Right?"

[@blackdog8245]

@@erod818 I’d lmao if this actually happened in a real UFC fight promotion video

[@OxStong]

this happened in the middle of one. the fighter being ground and pounded got up at the end of the round and was all "it's just business" then next round proceeded to get jumped on and pounded again lol

[@goatman3366]

I LOVE IT

[@goatman3366]

​@@OxStong Kabib still the boss

[@ethanz3837]

"God's lessons, are so beautiful.” Got chills from that line.

[@Mishakol1290]

Its true though

[@nathalieduverna6963]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry who put this fight together 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mansoorchadee6123]

God love is for entertainment. Truth 🤠

[@BigEKc0cwp]

Same 😆

[@blackdog8245]

@@nathalieduverna6963 “If y’all got an actual person for me to fight- that wouldn’t be fair to me! OR HIM!”

[@franktheexpertstrenchclub9025]

I feel like this sketch is an almost perfect analogy for the Drake/Kendrick beef. Drake decided to drum up some cred and clout and all by beefing with Kendrick, not understanding what he’d done. Far too late, Drake was like, “He realizes we’re just rapping to raise interest for our careers, right?” Kendrick then torture his mind to humble his soul.

[@copperkettle1533]

Wow. That's seriously funny

[@Acedegenerate07]

Everybody gangster till they start speaking in tongues

[@thatladoverthere7075]

1:50

[@BENBRUTUS]

That ain’t funny. They better stop. Don’t let the devil use you, fellas.

[@ernestoflores1057]

Hahahahhaa

[@BushidoRyu]

Lol then they aren't gangstas...they demons

[@BushidoRyu]

@@BENBRUTUS 😈

[@RennyLu]

"I fought with Paulo and got paralized from neck down" C O N S E Q U E N C E S

[@mohammedalkahtani1476]

Nhân Lư underrated

[@TrumpsEarBandage]

Where’s my crack?

[@blkseason8218]

Lol

[@briannamarshall5596]

😂😂😂😂

[@blkseason8218]

@@briannamarshall5596 shit is hella funny.

[@the3rd602]

“God’s lessons are beautiful?! I’m sorry who put this fight together?!?” as fear increases in his voice 🤣🤣🤣

[@nissarghori5364]

😂😂

[@thestraitgateway]

This was the funniest line

[@andrewsmith3257]

You can't defeat a guy that crazy!! 😅

[@productivestruggle9489]

0:39 when he starts looking at the camera, you know it's not a fight. But rather a Ritual of conversion.

[@StamfordBridge]

They took the time to put a detailed tattoo on Jordan Peele’s neck AND make it faded to look real. So often, this show goes all out with costuming and wardrobe for every short skit.

[@3fl1ppp]

They should have made the tattoo glossy, like he got a fresh neck tattoo right before a fight 😂

[@Link198526]

@@3fl1ppp 😒😒😒...Next time you feel the need to comment, Just log off bro...

[@rickryan6271]

Just a passer by, you can actually make a faded tattoo color that look so legit just by scratching a pencil to a metal.

[@3fl1ppp]

@@Link198526 next time you feel the need to comment go fuck yourself

[@3fl1ppp]

@@Link198526 next time you feel like commenting delete your account and destroy your computer

[@danielhopkins2277]

“I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.” - Mike Tyson

[@matthewhummel1572]

Brings to mind the impending fight with what’s his face, apparently, he brought Mikes dead daughter into it. He’s gonna erase him.

[@DoctorStorytime]

He didn't do that! Did he??? That's fucked.

[@matthewhummel1572]

@@DoctorStorytime yeah, you don’t do shit like that unless you’re looking to get your brain turned into paste.

[@DoctorStorytime]

@@matthewhummel1572 well, he and his brother did get banned from Japan for mocking the dead in Suicide Forest. I really shouldn't be surprised.

[@matthewhummel1572]

@@DoctorStorytime Im not much of a fight fan, but I’m really ready for this one to happen. He’s gonna get the Mike Tyson speech upgrade after this fight.

[@dwayxl1]

“What do you mean you can’t find him?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heavyhanded1782]

Wow so many likes and no replies lol

[@dwayxl1]

Mo Money right!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JESUS_IS_LORD_1]

🤣🤣🤣Lmao my stomach is hurting

[@schmettymcshmettington2900]

Bru....😂😂😂

[@decay1928]

I would be scare too 😭

[@fma1cr]

Poatan vs Hill

[@ryansa4323]

Exactly 😂

[@goyonman9655]

​@@ryansa4323 Yes

[@TheImmortalSorrow]

Poatan the GOAT vs anyone

[@m0ntypth0n]

I died when he raised up both arms and started chanting 😭😭😭

[@Rizzyvr6]

On my life broooo 😭😭😭

[@meestahwill]

He was fighting back laughter!😂

[@pushinit1789]

Same dawg still laughing at this shit🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blues05]

How could u type this shit if you're dead?

[@Dave-ok4en]

Can you imagine Anderson Silva doing shit like this 😭

[@RJLiams]

I'm not scared of the crazy person. I'm scared of the two people who beat him.

[@joshuamontayre8225]

U mean Jesus and god?

[@flarion00]

He killed them and got disqualified 😐

[@videochanneld841]

@@flarion00 lmao!

[@deathpyre42]

Those were disqualifications because he beat them up before the fight.

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

meow

[@RashaKahn]

Don't know who's scarier, Paulo or the two guys he lost to?

[@giokyo9465]

nah those were because he killed them so automaticly he loses lol

[@Wompwomp150]

I think about that everytime I see this lol

[@deebunny178]

Lmaoo

[@stickybuds05]

losses by disqualification due to removing their spleens during the fight you mean

[@deathpyre42]

Probably guys he beat up before the match and got disqualified over.

[@privateprivate5696]

Came to watch this on the night Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson.

[@capt.macmillan5055]

"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I'm God's instrument " dangggg 😂 😂 🤣

[@michaelmorpheusfinley4327]

Cold piece, boy 💯🤣🤣🤣

[@capt.macmillan5055]

@Lazara Martinez proceed to look up and say "alalalahxuxosjzozpaudjw" 😹

[@souljaunt]

Line of the year 🤣🤣🤣

[@saidali2777]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@The6thRaikage]

I was crying real tears 😂😂😂

[@gagahputraibrahim3425]

Everybody is a gangsta until imhotep showed up behind them

[@1ZosoLZ]

Lmfaoo

[@Mr.Infumus]

👌🏿

[@theauditor5275]

Lol perfect

[@dubya724]

Anck su namun!!!!

[@kevinsecundino1814]

Bro lmaooo

[@Eškala_Iśa]

American fighters vs. Hardcore catholic Brazilian fighters

[@aniraminom]

YES

[@mahmoodkhan6412]

Connor vs Khabib

[@AntonP99]

*pentecostal

[@supahotfire1185]

Bisping yoel

[@ianzen]

Gay Jesus yoel

[@xBunBunPop]

Man this is a great meme for the jake paul v Mike Tyson fight

[@strangelandian]

My thought exactly.

[@lasmirano]

"IM SORRY WHO PUT THIS FIGHT TOGETHER?! LMAOO

[@anthonywatkins2334]

Moonlam pac man and broner.checkpacman fight press. peace

[@chopperman4788]

😂🤣

[@big-vsongput3127]

Oscar De La Hoya

[@mbuckholz]

I'm your thousandth like!!!

[@deonnaharlan512]

Moonlam 🤣🤣🤣

[@elifestus382]

"When u eat through plastic tube. When you are paralyzed from neck down. Then your family, will gather around your hospital bed to see the new derek " some horror movie lines right there

[@dmon9333]

‘Tis “new Derek”

[@buddatree]

New derek

[@e.elliotedison953]

@SPEEDIE LOKO Easy, he just misheard the line. That doesn't make you an idiot.

[@GeeWay73]

😂😂😂

[@mikec1222]

Yeah what makes this so effective is how he makes it sound like he's doing you the biggest favor in the world when he describes all the fucked up shit he's about to do. Would have been less effective if he sounded aggressive.

[@GamersHolyArmy]

The "What do you mean you can't find him?" is a very underrated line.

[@realitsokay]

Fax

[@BushMaster420circle]

then it shows him just chanting & mumbling a bunch of sounds LOL!!!

[@noelnoni7310]

1:16 is underrated look

[@ShadowFungus]

That was terrifying ahahahhahaa

[@GamersHolyArmy]

@zeniff android I say underrated because everyone's focusing on the other golden lines.

[@vicmantiri6782]

They predicted Kendrick vs Drake. Truly inspirational

[@TheFLAMEXD]

This is nothing like that.

[@armandoparaguas8983]

God, my confession is yours🗣️🗣️

[@nagaijo7262]

God, my confession is yours 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@JackDubyaMcDermott]

241 lbs vs 163 lbs..... that's quite a superfight

[@nathanarievlis3985]

Nice catch ,Jack haha... I had a cousin that shared your name too.

[@termitered]

Has to be their real weights i think

[@freddym8579]

you can't predict crazy.

[@jldoubleu4993]

heavyweight vs possible new 165 lb division we’ve been talking about for a while now

[@mittao86]

Thats good old UFC

[@sparta23dh]

"When you are paralyzed from the neck down, and your family gathers around to see the New Derek"...LMAO!!!!!!

[@MOBROOKS]

My favorite part!!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaa

[@trevorsmith2596]

Lmao

[@adg_87]

Yes!!!!

[@bobbysmalarz6638]

It's funny how he says it.....like he's ganna cry

[@vanguarde808]

"Im gonna knock him out round one bich"..."wait what did he say again???"

[@Jepoy1792]

His act in that part had me dying

[@bondonsky5009]

Fuck that I wanna know what bich is ur spellings a BITCH

[@funcece24]

Truman vs Manny P . Lol

[@Blackisbeautifull96]

vanguarde808 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sillygoose635]

@@sharttown2752 Thanks for your unwanted opinion.

[@siyarabe8162]

"What you mean you can't find him, yo Steve! Where my manager at?" 😂😂😂😂 Dude just realized he no longer wanna fight 😂😂😂

[@richlyredeemed48]

I love how he puts no pressure on the choke. Sheer fear takes him out 😂

[@kertaspaper94]

Didn't even try to fight it. He realizes what's happening and just closes his eyes and accept his fate

[@malcolmwilliams5028]

" When you eat through plastic tube, when you're paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek " ☠️ 💀🤣🤣😂

[@KandiKlover]

Aight he know's we just talking right? 0.0

[@torils65]

Omg! that part had me dead!😂💀

[@malcolmwilliams5028]

@@torils65 The look on his face when he said it kills me everytime I watch this video lol

[@Larez121]

Gth Knight Same here lol! And he said this whole thing with a straight face.

[@comicdweller8146]

I’m pretty sure it says new day not Derrick

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

His face when he realized the other guy was crazy😂

[@damienknox2004]

Right😁

[@johnnash5465]

Awesome acting by him. The way he changes his expressions after discovering his opponent was crazy is amazing.

[@Larez121]

John Nash 1:16

[@sstanford1331]

Well thsts not fair to me.. or him😂😂

[@georgewilliamsiii4677]

And the panicked breathing. Good actor lol

[@TheAarondl]

This is probably the 50th time I've watched this skit, and it never gets old, still has my eyes watering.

[@guitarskeepmesane4958]

Me: what’s the WiFi password? My friend: it son the back of the router Back of the router: 1:51

[@ggiufa7289]

Nice made me chuckle

[@soccerboss7924]

Guitars keep me sane made me actually laugh out loud at 3 am and wake my mom up bruhhh

[@mregghead3107]

What is he even saying there😂😂😂

[@too_many_mannys]

@@mregghead3107 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJDChWWaq8aKrdk 3:42 time mark 😆😆😆

[@static1217]

Dead af

[@CarolinaBlood704]

I think the two losses Paulo Odbelis has were DQs for murdering his opponent...

[@chipbanks5071]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Petermarak]

I legit screamed! 😅😅

[@trevonmclean9722]

Carolina Blood hell yea 😂😂😂

[@xlvqz]

Your 666 like

[@gilangwilmantara4494]

he lost once to himself and then he lost to God

[@JetcannonM]

Im so glad these 2 geniuses exist in my lifetime. Everything they do is insane. Absolute empathy beasts.

[@ferhatkizilirmak7684]

Do you mean Key and peele or the two people who managed to beat Paulo😂?

[@sealandland3959]

Agreed man, so rare to see this!!!!!

[@TheDuskOfAnEra]

Too late to explore the Earth, too early to explore space, but just the right time to watch Key and Peele

[@Thehomelessathlete]

wonder if Khabib was inspiration because he always says he wanted to humble guys

[@Armmstl]

Drake found out how crazy Kendrick is

[@kieranklipz1185]

“Falallalablaaaa.........shalalalaballflala” 😂💀

[@emviews411]

Dead af

[@tmoney0212]

lmao

[@flashedstreet5138]

I laughed so hard it started to hurt 😂

[@x9810]

I wasn't ready lmfaooo 😭😷💀😂😂

[@rbocaj2239]

I literally came ere to find this comment lmao

[@hunterhancock8280]

When the quiet kid becomes a UFC fighter.

[@Madartist2424]

@Brighton Ludwig “ahallllllllllll”

[@Womenarewhores]

Your the quiet kid

[@warmachine6988]

@@Womenarewhores no. I'm the quiet kid

[@miscellaneousshadow7452]

@@warmachine6988 ha you think your quite. I'm so quite my mom forgot me at McDonald's 3years.

[@warmachine6988]

@@miscellaneousshadow7452 I'm so quiet, I'm not even responding to your comment

[@Jes0_official]

“When I squeeze your lungs and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord” goddam that’s enough to make the toughest fighter forfeit the match.

[@garretosborne7841]

😆😂

[@loveeasethesoulforevertrue1017]

🤣🤣

[@DragonBlack199]

No the other part about eating through a plastic tube and being paralyzed lol that’s some crazy shit i would forfeit if my opponent said that

[@melodrippy6011]

Loins *

[@NPClownumber81googolplex]

"Whatchu mean you cant find him!?" 😓😓😓

[@Dare2Dreamrpg]

This is what Drake and Kendrick feels like to me

[@jeanryanpamaong2441]

This was my 1st thought too. Daaaaammmnnn

[@jamiethomas5849]

“When I squeeze your lungs, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord” DAMMIT 😨

[@jong-jongspeaks4224]

Jesus...it's actually fucking scary.

[@yarddawg6151]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lancedewindt4860]

I feel like this was his craziest narrative through the whole sketch

[@kriminalmldk7772]

That’s a cold line that shit sound gangsta asl i would’ve probably pee myself if a mf said that to me

[@capt.macmillan5055]

@@kriminalmldk7772 Ikr, imagine if someone literally squeeze our lungs.

[@pugachevskobra5636]

The way he looks directly into the camera as if he’s speaking one on one with the viewer and explains in detail how he’s going to pop Derek’s lungs from the outside like a balloon had me in tears dude.

[@KinjiroTsuchiya66]

I'm suddenly less scared of Paulo and 1000 times more scared of the 2 people that beat him.

[@grendelum]

...or was he disqualified twice for killing his opponent?

[@SuperPeterok]

@@grendelum DQ illegal knees 2 losses to Aljamain Sterling

[@Martdogg3000]

That was before he was chosen as an instrument of salvation by the lord.

[@Cytorak54]

Who are the 2 people who beat him?

[@SuperPeterok]

@@Cytorak54 Aljamain Sterling disqualification (illegal knees) both times.

[@svadilfari644]

The fact that this is relevant again for the Jake and Tyson fight 😂

[@MrTattooASMR]

"Gods Lessons are Beautiful"

[@rafthethinker4948]

"Fanaminanamaninna"

[@war_rogers]

Im thinking he got this from Martyers..

[@holdthetruthhostage]

Hahaha

[@Kevlar23-j7r]

So*

[@gonfreeccs1834]

Ayyy I love your asmr!

[@MegaSavvis]

I love that the threats to squeeze his lungs and torture his body didn't alarm him, but the constant references to God tipped him off that the guy was crazy.

[@outstretchedwings]

I think up until this point, I think he just dismissed it as trash talking.

[@shaylane5013]

@@outstretchedwingsYeah, once you start talking all holy, that’s symptoms of crazy.

[@MADARA66613]

Once the dude gets holy/crazy, the rules change

[@ryanrogers8211]

Talking about God is not crazy although it was shown that way in this skit. Too bad they can't honor God and instead try to trash the Lord.

[@MADARA66613]

@@ryanrogers8211 Talking about God is not crazy, but when the dude starts talking about being God's instrument to beat the shit out of someone, you can be pretty sure he is indeed crazy

[@Realizinq]

"When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed...to see the new derric." Coldest line i ever heard

[@Endless20162]

He said it like it's a good thing

[@Somespideronline]

@@Endless20162 you mean it isnt?!

[@KortovElphame]

I want to train hard in MMA make it to the top ....just so I can say this line.

[@kevinsecundino1814]

Im high af rn and your comment has me dying lmaoooo

[@Realizinq]

Kevin Secundino thanks bruh i was hi asf when i wrote it😂

[@brybfino2508]

1:16 his face 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lolmaomgoml]

"As far as I'm concerned. This Saturday night there's not even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong lol

[@007soctopussy7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saucydoug1828]

Underrated actors. These guys are gold lol

[@Excalibursin]

+Saucy Doug Wouldn't say they're underrated... They get lots a props, but they pulled their show themselves so that it wouldn't get ruined.

[@Adrian-hh7ys]

Saucy Doug super talented!!!!!! Love these two guys!

[@L3ON360Z]

One of them has an Oscar

[@tupd]

Underrated? Everyone loves them lol

[@ayylmao224]

in which world are they underrated?

[@arthurnordin6046]

1:03 i love how he starts crying as he speaks

[@amitch9322]

Oh that crying is my favorite part. hilarious!

[@baburao87]

God's lessons are so beautiful.

[@amaybinam]

Lmaoooooooo

[@JGarrison51285]

He was seriously concerned about Derek's well being 🤣🤣

[@1ZosoLZ]

Arthur Nordin lmao that was the best part

[@danielbarrett9683]

"When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek" - Paulo Odbelis

[@priMa.Customs]

“If you got an actual crazy person for me to fight that’s not fair to me.... or him” “Fleloleblehleleleleleleh” Lol Dead 😂

[@DragonBlack199]

And you notice Keagan was trying not to laugh himself when he was doing that lol

[@rudyescobar2959]

🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️💀

[@bratantm9385]

Γεια σου Μαρία

[@yahboyboogie]

Had me rolling too right there. He was all crying before that too. 🤣

[@93hits84]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iggyschekelburger5023]

That's not even a parody, that's literally what UFC promos are like

[@PrimoSchnevi]

Yeah the "God chose me shit" reminded be of Khabib vs. Connor, alhamdullilah :D

[@kontorukun3790]

@@PrimoSchnevi but he beat the shit out of Conor

[@PrimoSchnevi]

@@kontorukun3790 and?

[@johnvito222]

Yoel Romero was out there knocking dudes into oblivion and talking about Jesus right after. This is only a slight exaggeration.

[@erzem421]

@@kontorukun3790 But Connor Made Khabib

[@flamingrupyv2673]

GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!?!? Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Psyiconics]

Flamingrupy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chioptnstdr3448]

Flamingrupy For real I felt that

[@DragonBlack199]

Nah his facial expression after he was talking about him eating through a plastic tube lmao that was priceless

[@teonnaweakfall1606]

Funny 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀

[@jacobbegley5026]

So true though, hahahahahaha

[@tetranova6]

"I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble" goes so hard.

[@user-ur9wy1lt8z]

Yes nothing personal against Derek. Just doing God's work for a brother to be humbled

[@b_money-2477]

“God lessons are beautiful” lmao scared tf out him

[@rioguttaful]

Ha🤣😂😆😂🤣 aaa!!!!!

[@Armendicus]

Straight up anime shit!! lol.

[@RocckeFella]

That blank face at 1:17 had me dying. Lmao. 😂😂😂

[@artraviaskinner8779]

Hell yeah famlmao!!!

[@venturatheace1]

It should be a meme lol

[@deathofamailman]

Whenever I show this clip to people for the first time, that's when they lose it on a whole new level

[@lilkbaby1731]

Lmaooo

[@turdferguson8928]

That's the face of true terror LOL

[@joshmattingly8562]

The skill Key and Peele have to be able to fully embody their characters never ceases to amaze me. Jordan Peele is every trash talking UFC fighter, with such perfectly honest delivery of his "I'm sorry... wtf?" moments.

[@franklinmcsweeney-ow2fx]

The way Key opens his eyes wide when he says “tHe nEw d3riK” just shows he truly is a great actor with serious range.

[@RTGZS]

"If yall got an actual crazy person, for me to fight then that's not fair to me... or him" I'm dead

[@Mishakol1290]

I think he was crazy too or else i would not have effected him that much, it was like he was scared because he knew he was a sinner or something. He must have thought oh jeez.

[@roblemana5301]

"GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL???? - Im sorry who put the fight together????" 😂😂😂

[@hylonde6965]

Rob Lemana GOD DID.

[@SimpaticoReal]

666 upvotes my dude. I don’t want to upvote you to maintain equilibrium

[@poppy87]

"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." That would work great as a pro wrestling promo line.

[@BushMaster420circle]

also this one; "God is the teacher, Derek is the student, and I'm the instrument."

[@Lowtierdadproductions]

@@BushMaster420circle Miro in AEW last year as The Redeemer.

[@Modeus_17]

There's nothing more scary when ur opponent starts crying while talking what he is gonna do to you

[@mizanulhaque8476]

Key is legit looking like a Brazilian, and sounding like one too. Religious Jose Aldo.

[@pukeskywalker9256]

Mizanul Haque vitro Belfort says shit like that too

[@ReaperPLUR]

Because a good amount of Brazilians have afro blood

[@mizanulhaque8476]

@@pukeskywalker9256 damn I didn't expect to get this many likes. Reminds me of what Bisping said about Vitor, he told Vitor that Jesus couldn't hear him, and Vitor was chanting Portuguese shit

[@chrisr8159]

chillisdinho agreed he don’t sound like a Brasiliero speakin inglis but he could pass for as lookin like a Brazilian fighter 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@compulsoryevacuationdevice]

Lmao, Key sounds like Doctor Gupta up in this video.

[@divyangtiwari2976]

"God's lessons are so beautiful.." *Stares into empty darkness*

[@T00NED]

“What you mean you can’t find him?” 😂

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

Hahaha

[@leo4evAH]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼Dead🧟‍♂️

[@xoseeghosts]

"yo where's my manager, Steve"😂😂

[@AdolfoPerezSBG]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrrc3963]

Panic set in real quick 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lifeofchrisbruh]

The fact bro explains in detail how he will vegetablize that man and the adaptation his family must overcome to accept the new derrick he has created. Bro what 😂😂😂

[@ron2037]

This is the UFC fight we need

[@xxpattytech]

It got cancelled

[@azulamazigh2789]

thats khabib vs conor fight. we have seen it in 6 octobre. by the way same ending.

[@andycruzatx3387]

@@azulamazigh2789 lol yep same exact ending

[@ron2037]

@@azulamazigh2789 "why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

[@lordkira9791]

you want to see an extreme catholic psychopath wanting to literally kill other fighters intentionally?

[@paranoidtraveller8957]

Expression before "Ok he just know we are talkin, Right?" had me 😄😄

[@Koichi218]

"What you mean you can't find him?" LMAO The fear in this man's voice!!!!

[@cody_codes_youtube]

I didn't realize they announced Jake Paul and Mike Tyson 5 years ago

[@swarajkanr]

"... This Saturday night there's not even going to be a fight." Prophecy fulfilled.

[@MOBROOKS]

Hahahaha

[@a.p.6301]

I swear they can fit into any culture or occupation 😂😂😂

[@Ratspressoh]

@80/20 rule I think they could pull it off... somehow.

[@andreasnielsen1418]

Spupa i would love to see that 😃

[@postumus.]

@80/20 rule , they already played Asians in their skit.

[@vivianramose4058]

80/20 rule Asian is a race bruh not a culture

[@sefp]

Vivian Ramose its a culture not a race based on China

[@eze__95]

1:34 "God's lessons are beautiful??? I'm sorry who put this fight together??!"

[@ToyShaint]

Dana!!!

[@ancrathjustice8516]

This is Drake vs. Kendrick right now