ULTRAWOOD

A quick look at the demos for Ultrakill and Gloomwood, which are cool games that are completely different.
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[@jasonplitt7917]

Civstone, the pinnacle of online entertainment.

[@AshleyRiot]

Yes

[@Dicker296]

Yes

[@BirdRaiserE]

This comment is ultra blursed

[@roberte2945]

Does he have the Civstone Curse?

[@CalamityAbounds]

The pinnacle of its always fucking something... good

[@Samarai-hf9si]

Fun fact, the "Shotgun Boost" you can perform in ULTRAKILL by punching shotgun pellets as you fire them was originally a bug found in the original, non-steam version of the demo. For whatever reason, you could parry your own shotgun pellets as if they were an enemy's attack. So it got turned into a feature.

[@Cactus_fucker]

Best bug since rocket jumping

[@D00000T]

that is how you program stuff. don't fix bugs in your project, just turn them into features

[@alexraymonson2802]

Nah in tf2 there was a bug that let pyros reflect bullets and melee attacks and medics could syringe jump

[@magnusm4]

Reminds me of Street Fighter 2 how the whole combo system was a mistake they instead developed into a feature. Like the TF2 Spy being based on a glitch in TF Classic.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

i wish i had a solution like that for when my real life shotgun bullets weren't going fast enough or exploding (as all bullets should)

[@Phryj]

Dave Oshry's business strategy: 1. Make games that Civvie likes 2. ?????? 3. Profit!

[@hiddenshadow2105]

But his cheques always bounce because he spends all the money on memetic websites

[@JeanMarceaux]

Also make games that Mandalore Gaming likes.

[@LocalHolehead]

@@JeanMarceaux Branching out, baby!

[@johngun4377]

@@JeanMarceaux if he ever reviews like, half of them?

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@johngun4377 he's reviewed 40% of all new blood releases, I consider it a win.

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

“Right hand is gun, left hand is hand.”

[@quint3ssent1a]

Laconic as the messages in the game itself. FREE WILL IS A FLAW MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL

[@Claymann71]

Ah, yes. This floor is made of floor.

[@yabbles617]

Fun fact for the uninformed. That bit about the table being “ugly as sin” is because of dave oshry (ceo of new blood). He has some kind of grudge against that table and I don’t think i’ve ever seen him explain why. They had him playtest the game and he just jumped around and yelled at that table for a bit according to other new blood members.

[@DaveOshry]

Not my fault it's fuckin ugly!

[@vaultrant2499]

@@DaveOshry absolute chad

[@Roperfield]

@@DaveOshry Facts

[@otoole42]

I recall reading of the incident, Dave grabbed the shotgun, b-hopped round the level shouting "Beast-mode" aggroed every enemy in an orgy of violence then came to a complete stop to scream at the table.

[@smgeezus7186]

@@otoole42 I wish I could have been there XD

[@Groovebot3k]

If New Blood was eventually revealed to have secretly started Civvie's channel as a way to promote their products I'd probably just nominate them for an advertising award.

[@Corpseplower]

I always figured Dave Oshry had a surprisingly long arm that seemed to suspiciously lead directly up Civvie's backside. This theory would confirm that he is indeed just a puppet for our memelord and savior's development house.

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@Corpseplower Civvie: *"Looks down, then opens his mouth in shock before looking up again* You better be wearing a glove!"

[@Xeltum]

Well, more realistic scenario is they are Civvie's secret government facility caretakers. And after years of being exposed to his unrelenting gaming madness, they've started making shooter games :)

[@MrRuano825]

@@Xeltum So you're saying that the Administrator actually died in the DNF video and Dave Oshry just happened to steal the position? It'd explain how they'd allow that nightmare computer to exist.

[@RyoLeo]

MrRuano825 no they left the computer to brew for budgetary reasons. Its all that government bureaucracy bs that with spending and reasoning to continue to have a budge an’ stuff. But yeah next time then bean counters come around they have something to show too. Just don’t tell any of them about civvie channel.

[@2445elijah]

The fact that they are indeed doing an UltraWood Bundle, beautiful

[@linksbro1]

"B. 'Burly' Johnathan" Oh my god this game has Ye Olde Big John.

[@wallyhackenslacker]

Something tells me Big John is gonna end up becoming the new Dopefish.

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

Hmmm yes quite...Burly Jonathan

[@Kreeschon]

*string quartet version of "Big Gun" starts playing*

[@johngun4377]

I don’t get the Big John joke, but it’s still funni

[@scrp6638]

Big Johninator

[@hiddenshadow2105]

In truth, 'gloomwood' is just a pseudonym for that table. The table is actually a mastermind of the whole situation.

[@TheJollySoviet]

Gloomwood is what you get when you finish but realise that she was actually a trap

[@EB_DC]

Gloomwood is when intrusive thoughts get in your head during an erection.

[@Azoth86730]

Top 10 Plot Twists

[@RipRLeeErmey]

@@TheJollySoviet Gloomwood? I dunno, that sounds more like a "Evenharderwood" than it does a Gloomwood

[@0v_x0]

Glümwyd is the IKEA model name for that table

[@khankhomrad8855]

I love seeing NAME REDACTED FOR SPOILER REASONS getting a whole lot of voice over work as of late. Always loved his works!

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

*William Shatner

[@advancedlamb]

junichi suwabe?

[@gwelch399]

I bet you 20 bucks it’s old balls of steel himself

[@PenguinDT]

@@gwelch399 Nope, that OTHER legendary boomer-shooter-man.

[@Hezzers]

@@PenguinDT Doomguy? Oh my god, you guys, Doomguy's voice actor is in the game!

[@davidmeyer6908]

Does everyone who hires Stephan Weyte require him to laugh, or does he request that himself? Either way, it never gets old.

[@EBHsswvZUM]

He's channeling the spirit of Vincent Price. The laugh just happens.

[@jimboanimations4041]

Since Ultrakill got him as a voice actor, I can say for sure that he doesn't *always* laugh.

[@Ironmo100]

@@jimboanimations4041 WEAK

[@tamasperci4168]

14:07 The FOV only feels weird because this is one of those games where the setting means the vertical field of view you get, and not the corresponding 4:3 horizontal FOV, meaning that 90 in this game translates to 106 in many other games. The function to convert one FOV to the other is actually pretty simple in this range, you pretty much just have to subtract 16 from vertical to get the more common 4:3 value.

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

That goes a way into explaining why 70fov in some games feels fine, and not so fine in others.

[@RipperofRippers]

Arnold Taylor is dead on with his question. When is PRO Deus Ex?!?

[@oz_jones]

That would make my boner *A U G M E N T E D*

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

J.C. 'THICC' Denton.

[@Cambone13]

Elon Musk's favorite game

[@USDebtCrisis]

Give me pro unreal I want to see him complain about the sunspire

[@KyosukeShigeru]

...Or just Deus Ex, period. I'm not sure he'd want to do TWO Ion Storm pieces in such short notice though, Daikatana was a major mess and that's being nice about it.

[@UnderTheSkin13]

Civvies got so many patrons now that the credit song has to loop.

[@Demilich23]

that makes me happy

[@DasNordlicht91]

Wait for the episode that’s just nothing but the Patrons being listed in the credits.

[@EB_DC]

Well, the Dungeon is bigger than I thought. AND IT'S STILL GROWING EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

[@DancerVeiled]

It's raw, come on.

[@supremelorddaddyemperorpre6365]

What song does he use at the end of his videos?

[@kajnake5905]

I love the cracked noise gloomwood character makes. It makes sense because normally his faulty leg (the reason he has a cane instead of a normal sword) isnt much of a hindrance but when worn down by hardships in the town it becomes extremely noticable

[@mitchjames4740]

the “pro deus ex when civvie?” in the email is a mood

[@caspianhorlick4529]

When boys wake up in the morning: ULTRAWOOD

[@caramel7149]

*pillarmen themesong begins*

[@creatureman5636]

This is too accurate

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Caramel *_AWAKEN, MY BONER._*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

ULTRA-RAW

[@ladybirdadams1038]

Homeroom pledge of allegiance " uh O"

[@PrillyMcPrillinson]

Huh, apparently Spy vs Spy has retired and become sewer monsters.

[@aciddrive]

hey, after MAD got canned, they had to look at other business options

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

This is what happens when 049 gets into the emergency Lavender storage.

[@PurpleColonel]

2fort sewers.

[@mrmaxguy65]

This Spy is a Spy!

[@ZachHockerSmith]

honestly I can't wait to see if he does ULTRAKILL when it fully comes out and hears who voices the Second Boss in P-1 can't imagen what his reaction would be for him.

[@ZachHockerSmith]

@MageBurger talking about Minos Prime but didn't want to say his name so it'd be a surprise but I'll be honest he probably knows it at this point since it does like the game.

[@maede3ta34]

The ultrawood bundle saved me 2 dollars thanks civvie

[@richardgustafson1346]

Last time I was this early Civvie wasn't a crack dealer in Arizona.

[@jackcharlton1375]

Holy shit Civvie moved to Arizona?

[@kinch_evl]

@@revu34 "What's Arizona?"

[@MrAdrien914]

@@jackcharlton1375 reference to postal 4, the devs put civvie as a crack dealer in it

[@Mr.Marbles]

Arizona? Isnt that that vaporwave tea the kids like?

[@BackPalSA]

This stuff can't be good for me, but I feel great.

[@hoodwinkedfool]

“Monocle that lets you zoom in, a little bullshit to hide that” *looks silently at every From Software game*

[@Valanway]

At least the monocle is on a hot-button. It's been in every souls game since Demon's at least and it still worked like ass and barely had any tangible uses outside of janky ranged shots

[@Valanway]

@Manek Iridius Because where there's a will, there's a way. Those Dragonslayer shots, soul arrow snipes and firebomb cheeses aren't going to make themselves! And there's not much to really look at in terms of scenery typically, primarily graphically at least, outside of the novelty of spacial awareness and figuring out where you are in relation to other locations physically, so some external use and a godsend.

[@huleyn135]

@Manek Iridius makes bow and arrow a bit easier, like pulling off good shots against a gank as an invader. But its janky as hell in typical from fashion. These games have flaws, you know. People can criticize them.

[@Hezzers]

@Manek Iridius They clearly do have a use besides gawking at the scenery. They're also used for gawking at Quelaag after you've been summoned in to "help"

[@MatEnAlks]

*nervously looks at RAGE*

[@henrikp.lnningdal4766]

You cant hide from TNT: Evilution forever Civvie... -TeamTNT

[@Khakhees]

There's a real "sir, you are being hunted" vibe in gloomwood

[@chocoman45]

The only sponsorship you should take is one from William Shatner.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

I think he should get a sponsorship from a sewage company. Gotta raise that sewer count somehow!

[@joshrobins130]

"Well done on completing that game, but did you have to kill so many enemies?"

[@Jacket430]

If you tweet anything at him he'll block you, it's cool try it. Tell Shatner his butt smells or something.

[@LocalHolehead]

@@Jacket430 "*I'm going to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move*"

[@Strawberry92fs]

William Shatner doesn't do podcasts. (Red Letter Media Joke)

[@JonathanThe501st]

4:45 The pump action mode for the shotgun is EXACTLY what I want from a reload system for an FPS. It rewards you for not firing for a short bit by making your next couple shots MORE powerful than firing regularly. If and when I get into making my own fps stuff this is a system I definitely plan on using myself.

[@whirl3690]

Ironic, because that's also the mode with the fastest fire rate.

[@JeanMarceaux]

I think you'll enjoy SYNTHETIK then, it has a very interesting reload mechanic.

[@benjaminyeiser4023]

Fun tip from someone who's played Ultrakill WAY too much. When you dash, you are invincible for roughly 12 frames during the dash. When you overcharge the pump shotgun it releases a really powerful explosion on the spot you hit the fire button. You can combine these two by dashing then immediately shooting the gun to get that giant explosion with 0 damage (or only 20 damage if you're a little off). Also this game has a grappling hook now and it's beautiful.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

@@benjaminyeiser4023 me when i individually pick every small enemy out of the cyber grind arena with the whiplash because that's a thing that can happen

[@Vulgarth1]

My favourite animation so far is the shotgun that doesn't have shells, but power cells you have to cool by dropping the break-action. And sometimes, the character ejects the cells entirely and catches them again in the chamber.

[@MRYUTUTA]

Boy, there's a Civvie and cancermouse Easter Egg. That's incredible

[@Darek_B52]

Cubbies might not be the biggest youtubers but I’d say he’s more welcome/popular than some with millions of subs.

[@psychotikgamer2010]

Where? In what game?

[@MRYUTUTA]

Ultrakill

[@law5121]

@@psychotikgamer2010 he's also in postal 4 as the crack dealer and several other indie games reference him.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

"I do declare, let us make haste toward the whirlybird!" ~ Burly Johnathan

[@fearanger1]

"Come hither, dispose of me this instant! I am currently present within this spot, commence the act at once!"

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

@@fearanger1 "Let it henceforth be known, that I do solemnly declare my most genuine intention of making a swift reappearance in this very location from which I make this announcement"

[@ZuluRomeo]

"Indeed, most positively, in all truth, let me introduce myself as B. 'Burly' Johnathan, hilarious as it may seem, for I concur that it is yours truly. You there, I question the degree of your masculinity, so have at thee!"

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

@@ZuluRomeo "I do believe, dear chap Bennet, that it would be for the best for your mental and physical fortitude to make a swift expulsion of water vapour outward from your very self"

[@albishie]

"Forsooth, Cohagen, suffer these folk respiration"

[@taison6466]

Civvie only posts when you think he hasnt posted in a while.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Fact He lives on the border of the precipice of our minds.

[@fgrcdefeatkiller7724]

A Wizard is never late, nor early. always in time

[@Largentina.]

Well in that case. Civvie hasn't posted in a while.

[@TheMuffinman191]

@@Largentina. No no you gotta mean it. You cant just go off a whim, Civvie knows when you're lyin

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@fgrcdefeatkiller7724 Great, gotta read/ watch LOTR again.

[@DarklordKermit77]

0:44 three years later the madmen actually did it

[@Focalors21]

8:40 Combat was also a real option in Thief 1, in the easiest difficulty at least where killing is allowed. Being able to block the enemies attacks, but if they have bows or can attack from certain distances, then you're screwed. What Gloomwood does better is the movement. It doesn't feel stiff like the Dark engine games.

[@michaelbecker7288]

I feel like the thief comparisons kinda hide what gloomwood really is. There’s some thief in there, sure, but it’s more resident evil than theif IMO.

[@ProfDragonite]

Civvie has become that which he hated: *Capstone: The Pinnacle of Online Entertainment.*

[@MrTheil]

Except he’s actually good at this

[@farenhaid13421]

Nah, civvie is what capstone should have been!

[@dragenfire68]

Except that he actually entertaining

[@passingrando6457]

Plot twist: Capstone was actually founded and headed by an older version of Civvie that timetravelled back to the past to prepare his younger self for a struggle against a superpowered evil and the shittiest good/evil choice system since Fable.

[@ZuluRomeo]

@@passingrando6457 wait a minute... so if he got the ideas from Capstone, than he became Capstone... who came up with the idea for Capstone? [cue 12th Doctor playing Beethoven's 5th on the electric guitar]

[@Scatteredpast]

"I tipped him good though." Civvie respects wait staff more than half my dates and he's in a secret underground government dungeon

[@wasteoftime5848]

You win the most obscure take away from the video award. ... and there's a good chance you're right.

[@skye82693]

@@Ormagoden94 Fair point but you are still polite to them right?

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

Maybe if you and the rest of your gender decided to pick up a tab for literally once in your lives, maybe y'all could start actually complaining about people not tipping with some actual substance behind it lmao. Y'all won't even consider splitting it because "MuH mAn ShoUld PaY fOr mY mEal bEcAuSe wAgE gAp" or some shit. Till then it's all just hot air, just like everything else women say lol. I guess it's easy to talk about throwing money around when you're never societally expected to spend yours on anything besides yourself tho haha.

[@KingLich451]

@@skye82693 ahahahaha

[@zoot_the_axolotl8095]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 p r e a c h ! ! !

[@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175]

Paused the video, downloaded the Ultrakill demo, had A FUCKING BLAST, came back and finished the video. I'm very happy right now.

[@SlobodanDjuric89]

I recently stumbled onto your channel and damn, what a ride this has been, you are extremely skilled in old school FPS games and your videos are very entertaining to watch, thank you and may your passion for these kind of games never dim!

[@smgeezus7186]

Seeing a new civvie 11 video pop up in my feed gives me *ULTRAWOOD*

[@elgapo8618]

I'm so happy ultra kill is finaly getting the recognition it deserves

[@mh-lh7jr]

Fuck yeah

[@NewBloodInteractive]

YOU'RE WELCOME

[@Spiral-Mark]

Hell yeah!

[@cadenmattern558]

Don't you mean ultrawood?

[@eaglestevenson704]

It's not so good

[@woodensponge]

The 25% of the sponsors you have seem to be begging for help at this point, like their lives are in danger or something. This is why you're unironically one of my favorite youtubers.

[@robbanbobban2]

One thing you didn't mention about Gloomwood is how great the controls are. It's mostly just Thief controls, but less floaty. I simply love games with tight controls like this, it even helps with getting immersed.

[@aidanxtreme2346]

I had a name idea for a pro fear; “TRUE FEAR”

[@MrTheil]

I second this

[@tHiNk413]

Where do I sign? I'd throw in my first born if that's followed by a Pro Painkiller episode...

[@kungfuskull]

"Professional pansy"? 🤔 "pro coward"? In line with his professional heresy name... And I second that vote for painkiller 🤘

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

so does the word "true" have to become a weird acronym as well?

[@aidanxtreme2346]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 If Civvie can think of something clever then yes

[@megalyth6322]

The pinnacle of something all right. Not sure what.

[@blugale5375]

I dub thee “Zoomer Shooters”

[@michaelschmon4001]

He is the one who stands above all races

[@arbyw.1889]

Entertainment Software

[@snotenberg7]

I think civvie yelling "Dave Oshry's checks always bounce because he spends all the new blood money on meme domains!" may be my single favorite line he has said. It is only matched by anything from the nutrafuel bit

[@kapparomeo]

2:01 - Ultrakill for SNES! And hey, pretty cool to see the full "Civvie's Dungeon" intro sequence flying through the corridors again, we haven't had that for a while.

[@velocilevon]

"I'd go as far as to say that the shotgun is ugly, *like something I would make* ." You know, I should really use this line more often. Definitely suits me more xD

[@joaomlo2]

"PRESS SPACE TO NOT CONTINUE" Me: heh *presses space* *video pauses* Me: O_O

[@TCapButterCup]

There's a video on gloomwood that came out recently, the lead developer Dillon, mentiond that you can't abuse the blocking anymore, the enemies will improvise during combat and throw you off with unblockable attacks

[@OrderoftheWarlocks]

Yo, lets play some retro fps sometime!

[@BeakerButch420]

no thanks

[@religionfueledwarmachine1687]

no thanks

[@Faery69]

no thanks

[@Dave-gr5qd]

no thanks

[@helix9713]

no thanks

[@deathsyth8888]

With such high praise New Blood gets, Civvie needs a new nemesis. There's only so many Capstone games left to review.

[@ZuluRomeo]

Bethesda? 😜

[@ClarkKentai]

Cauldron, maybe?

[@Vulgarth1]

The mad townies in Gloomwood remind me of those zombie-ghost-nanite things from Fallout: New Vegas' Dead Money DLC.

[@Verity_Auger]

"We noticed you having some trouble with Doom Eternal" Omegalul!

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Just tried the Ultrakill Demo. Thanks for bringing that game to my attention. Good clean fun :D

[@PenguinDT]

Super-delighted to hear Weyte in a game again! That's one of the best parts of the retro/remake trend, hearing some of the seriously under-rated talent back in the game - from Jon St. John showing his villainous side in Ion Fury to the zombie-slaying return of the sadly-late Paul Haddad in Daymare 1999. And Terri Brosius' return as SHODAN is also on the way!

[@ilikemusic5440]

Sweet, we got the old intro back

[@4Wilko]

PRESS SPACE TO NOT CONTINUE

[@casualnobody8557]

You know it's bad when you can hear Civvie smiling as he says "I made it through an entire stage like this". Whether that's a pained grin or not is hard to say, though

[@lanciferian]

OK, those emails starting at 0:59 are hilarious. Props for taking the time to write out such an extended gag even though most people probably won't even notice it.

[@TheMC1102]

Ultrakill remind me of this one song by MCR: "I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff!"

[@lionocyborg6030]

"I gave you all that you that you can drink and it has never been enough. I give you blood, blood, _blooooooooood._ I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!"

[@Hamun002]

Best hidden track on an album. Always sing along to it.

[@gumbusmcbumbus2087]

You always know it’s a good day when Civvie uploads. This channel is the reason I play Blood now. This channel introduced me to Dusk. It’s beautiful frankly

[@theabsolutelad422]

This show is also why i play blood and also why i manned up and now i only play on either the hardest skill, hard, or in bloods case lightly broiled

[@tee918]

Steam does have an Ultrawood bundle I just noticed!

[@josedorsaith5261]

I'm so glad there are more games coming out that put so much emphasis on movement being fun as hell!

[@uthertheking]

With Stephan Weyte starting to become recurring, I'd almost expect Rama down the line.

[@salokin3087]

A civvie double feature? And its 1am? Yes, I do have 20mins

[@somechubbycunttm2845]

Darnit, i wanted to go to sleep at atleast 2 but i binged Pro Doom, Pro Duke, Pro Wang, Pro Blood and Pro Postal and its now morning! Civvie is messing with my sleeping schedule... I'm weirdly okay with that and made my boss understand Even got a raise for showing him Civvie's channel(i dont even work atm but i thought it would atleast make you blow through your nose a bit)

[@atakankorkut3946]

Ultrakill answers yes to this question a lot. "Wait can you _____?". Example "Wait can you boost your shotgun pellets by punching quickly?"

[@triton199]

Props for the Herbert West Re-animator reference civvie. also i've basically binge watched your entire back catalog in the last month, so thats a thing that happened. keep on keeping on

[@maxluigi2569]

It sounds like Civvie went through a major cold. You ok my dude?

[@Civvie11]

Don't I always sound like that?

[@blankpage9277]

Haha what?

[@ghoulbuster1]

Civvie drank too much monster

[@maxluigi2569]

Civvie 11 During the “Old and shit” era, it sounded like you were rotting in a jail ce-Oh wait

[@MrTheil]

He spends a lot of time in the Cold Room

[@francomanzotti3745]

2:00 looks like a japanese adult game

[@lionocyborg6030]

You aren't wrong, but thankfully there are plenty without that nasty pixellation too. I don't know why they do it. You don't censor the good stuff in porn; that defeats the point.

[@smgeezus7186]

@@lionocyborg6030 Legally speaking it's because they can't show anything Phallic in nature or genitals in any form of media, made for children or adults. This means that sextoys get censored more often than not. Why they feel the need to censor these items, especially with how large the porn industry is in Japan, I do not know. It's one of the reasons tentacle porn industry is so large in Japan, they are past the point of looking like a penis and deemed acceptable for viewing. Absolutely ridiculous.

[@mikeangelo2886]

Also, if you find uncensored porn, it aa good chance it is made by yakuza and the actress is not exactly voluntary to be there.

[@chaggottx4618]

I immediately downloaded ultrakill after maybe 30 seconds of you talking about it and now i'm trying to s rank the entire demo so thanks for clearing my week civvie!!

[@MidnightMechanic]

5:31 Zorg: "And replay, sends every following shot to the same location"

[@elijahjarman2837]

My favorite

[@TheGary108]

Voiced by the Legend himself.

[@tprime2702]

Civvie: You can turn the settings all the way *DOWN* **Eye cancer intensifies**

[@ytissuchasnowflake2696]

Still better than gloom on the amiga cd32

[@stephenmanuel9860]

To the point where Strong Bad could run it on his Lappy 486.

[@expendableround6186]

Still less of a headache than Persona 5. Seriously, fuck that art style.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@expendableround6186 "Still less of a headache than Persona 5" As an SMT fan who's been around since SMT4: Apocalypse, thank you for saying this. I like the game, but people have been WAY too eager to overlook P5's flaws, and that was a big one for me. The other games' graphics have aged, and the character models don't look what I'd call "good" most of the time, but nobody really could ever seem to agree with me on what looked wrong about P5. I could never quite put my finger on it until after replaying P4 Golden on PC, but the older games' models, while bad, were never focused on so much in the games, they were never trying to be MORE than they were: Mere representations of the characters in Combat/Explorative scenes. The character portraits handled all of that just fine, and P5 still does this to an extent. It's just that P5 tried to make everybody's model "hi-res" to try and draw more mainstream attention, because we all know that people really pay attention when flashy trailers with fancy graphics catch their eye. It sucks, but it's the way it is. You can tell they tried to refocus this way too, with the addition of every character starting with a "costume" and the camera being panned down and centered closely behind the cast rather than the Isometric/Top-Down dungenon-crawler we had prior. Problem being that it gave me HELLA Uncanny Valley kinda vibes, like no. All the people in P5 are trying to look anime AND hi-res at the same time and it just freaks me out. Too bad they didn't focus on fixing the subpar story beats with that time. Yeah, P5 fans I said it. Half the story is trash and the other half is rehashing from previous games.

[@FleshWizard69420]

How to 5000 fps

[@NerdhavenPC]

Ultrawood has a Devil May Cry style meter, that’s awesome!

[@marrvynswillames4975]

The url for the demo is literally devilmayquake

[@crimsonrayquaza46]

Lol

[@MrTheil]

Ultrakill is what happens when Dante maxes out Gunslinger

[@Ant7860]

6:37 HE SAID IT!!!

[@DocSpooky]

I was hoping for a Fifth Element reference on the nailgun tracker dart attack :P

[@coleviloria3800]

There’s a style meter for Ultrakill with SSShitstorm? Someone’s gotta tell Woolie.

[@SilverEightSevenFiveThree]

“Civvie-11, the pinnacle of boomer shooter reviews”

[@Gerorgebushsr]

My favorite part about ultrakill is the fact that [Redacted] shows up as a reference before Big John probably will.

[@segeus]

Thank you, KZbin recommendations, for letting me know about existence of this gorgeous review channel!!!))))

[@bobbyhinner3225]

New blood knows Stephen is Civies weakness, as long as he’s in the game Civvie has to say something good about ut

[@somechubbycunttm2845]

I think Stephen Weyte only appears in good games, he just makes them better then good

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@somechubbycunttm2845 Then I guess Blood 2 was an anomaly, a real fuccer no one would bother remember

[@LocalHolehead]

@@ArcturusOTE Nah. That was his cousin from another universe, Wephen Steyte. Edit [15/04/2021 8:06AM GST]: Poor Bastard....

[@dooderbug2437]

Is he dead?

[@Dr.Freeman...]

Minos

[@Ogryska]

I watched it mostly to see a Stephan Weyte reaction from Civvie

[@thedragon7041]

I love your redone intro civvie!

[@corkscrew4585]

God I needed this today, thanks Civvie

[@thereferencegide]

i remember first seeing ultrakill when it was being promoted in a character action game tournament, it hooked me definitively from then on

[@tehbrewtal]

As always Civvie, one of the more entertaining and enthusiastic game reviews out there. I throughly enjoy your content!

[@GentleHeretic]

Ultrakill made me realize I have the hands and reaction speed of an eighty-year-old man. You guys have fun, I'll just be watching from the bleachers.

[@MinhLe-cf5nt]

Change to lenient or harmless, those have lower enemy speed but they still deal the same damage.

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

and now, both games have been making worrisome amounts of progress

[@triledink]

Ultrawood is something i get when i wake up on a friday morning.

[@MatthewShep]

*Remember if this guy gets 100k subs he'll play Du....* oh nevermind

[@gonz4led]

We need a new goalpost now. What can be awful to play and entertaining for us to watch?

[@user-yd4el3ts2e]

@@gonz4led ubisoft games

[@Psykomancer]

@@gonz4led an actual gun

[@MrRuano825]

@@gonz4led I'd say Blake Stone, but I'm not sure how godawful that is, so...FEAR? System Shock pre-remaster? An entire collection of Alien vs Predator games?

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Obviously he should play a Call Of Duty game next

[@hyperx72]

I love that Civvie's quote is on the steam review

[@entity8019]

MOAR VIDEOS PLEASE. FAVOURITE CHANNEL AND ALL THAT.

[@vertigo4236]

E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy when, Civvie?

[@k.constantine]

+1

[@mconfuddle4028]

You gain Brouzouf!!!

[@100Servings]

I'm playing E.Y.E. currently, but I just don't see Civvie playing it. The constantly respawning enemies are frustrating and keep me from getting anything done. It's tough to dick around when you're instantly getting surrounded no matter how much you kill.

[@rapedslime7040]

Yes,Shinji torture porn when,Civvie?

[@ganryusasaki]

@@100Servings Can't you disable that in the options?

[@areallyboredindividual8766]

Waking up to see a new Civvie video is like waking out of a brief coma to find out its Christmas

[@michaelgarrett1437]

Love your vids my captive friend, keep em coming!

[@sethdankinvsgtwfs977]

Downloading gloomwood now. Thanks civvie, keep the good times rolling.

[@johnlong765]

I'm a simple man. I see a new civvie video drop, i drop everything I'm doing to check it out.

[@ascendedisamazing]

I'm so happy that my brain stopped developing at the ripe old age of 13 so I can enjoy this joke

[@Deadsnake989]

My old high school history teacher taught me something in life I will never forget. Boys never mature passed the age of 13. We just get better at hiding it every year.

[@wasteoftime5848]

@@Deadsnake989 That explains why adulting is still hard at 42.

[@Mprus90]

cant wait for full Gloomwood video from you Civvie

[@onsnoreleave8674]

After watching the Dusk 1 year anniversary dev stream and playing through the game 6 times on my own I've become a huge fan of New Blood and the way they make their games.

[@unfathomable3434]

Honestly civvie needs his own TV show.

[@TheJayson8899]

You need your own TV show

[@mr.k4011]

@@TheJayson8899 no you need your own TV show

[@unfathomable3434]

@@mr.k4011 no you need your own TV show

[@RexcorJ]

no u

[@brianlucey2099]

I'm always packin' the ultra wood when watching lord Civvie.

[@snaffu1]

That opening alone---perfection. Look on these vids, ye mighty, and despair.

[@punishedbung4902]

It's incredible how much a game improves when you add dmc's style meter. SMOKIN' SEXY STYLE!