Uncle Roger Hate Prison Pizza (ft. Uncle Andy)

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@s1nblitz
@s1nblitz 6 ай бұрын
jamie oliver diss 20 seconds in this is definitely an uncle roger video
@fr0stbyte000
@fr0stbyte000 6 ай бұрын
fr
@lawlietriver8869
@lawlietriver8869 6 ай бұрын
I loved that. I find many many things delightfully amusing, but it is rare that I really laugh. That made me laugh. It was so unexpected as I rarely watch Uncle Roger.
@regmans4329
@regmans4329 6 ай бұрын
Unfortunately channel 4 in UK have put olive oil back on 😢😢
@rogueftw.
@rogueftw. 6 ай бұрын
😂
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 6 ай бұрын
The roasts will continues until he's responding 😂
@abhijeetpoudel5919
@abhijeetpoudel5919 6 ай бұрын
Convict: Ever had prison food before? Roger: Yes, it called Jamie's Italian Jamie is gonna get roasted regardless of his relevance in any video😂
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 6 ай бұрын
But what would you rather have? 😂😂
@DK_HAXX
@DK_HAXX 6 ай бұрын
Im starting to feel like Jamie Oliver looks more and more mentally messed up. He got bullied as a kid, now he get bullied as an adult :S And its endless, on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. You can literally see it in his face if you watch old videos and his newer videos how hes no longer happy.
@J-146
@J-146 6 ай бұрын
Gotta respect the consistency 😂
@Yeagerallday
@Yeagerallday 6 ай бұрын
@@DK_HAXX mans still worth millions and is generally respected outside the online community. Plus he's not bad if you don't care about taste or authenticity 😂
@jamescanjuggle
@jamescanjuggle 6 ай бұрын
we gotta start asking if jamie olivers ok
@45auto
@45auto 6 ай бұрын
That's not pizza. But if that dude was in my face and said that it's pizza, it's pizza!!!
@molochfrolics8443
@molochfrolics8443 6 ай бұрын
u make do in prison bud. it's pizza in spirit. and the effort is certainly there. "all things digested share a similar hue"
@Win7ermu7e
@Win7ermu7e 6 ай бұрын
@@molochfrolics8443 Why wouldn't you just call it "nachos"?
@easolinas1233
@easolinas1233 6 ай бұрын
"Pizza is whatever you say, sir."
@NicholasMedina-d1k
@NicholasMedina-d1k 6 ай бұрын
Still not pizza😂
@Wandamiancrucifixplat
@Wandamiancrucifixplat 6 ай бұрын
Larry would not hurt you he would lecture you
@thesprinkleddonutforge2774
@thesprinkleddonutforge2774 5 ай бұрын
As a former correctional officer, I can attest to the talents of the inmate to create amazing food with only commissary goods. It was not illegal for the inmates to make spreads, birthday cakes, all sorts of amazing things. I did my job, but I learned that human brings don't need a lot to be creative. Good show Uncle Roger!
@Firestar-TV
@Firestar-TV 4 ай бұрын
It's quite nice that this is actually allowed. They can use their Creativity, get better Food and do something against their Boredom which probably makes shady Stuff less likely to happen 👍🏻 I think maybe I should look more into those Prison Recipes. Quite interesting
@imwithyou38
@imwithyou38 3 ай бұрын
ive actually heard that in some prisons its not actually allowed....they had rules where if were combinng things that needs the use some something u couldnt buy off commasairy and got caught it was a write up or hole depending what it was unless u had a cool guard or got premission
@fritzcolburn
@fritzcolburn 2 ай бұрын
@@imwithyou38 depends on the facility. This "recipe" would never happen in my facility. No cardboard, No access to fresh vegetables and the doritos bag is a potential weapon so not sold in commissary. There is a commissary only version of this which is actually closer to an actual pizza and I'm really wishing I remembered how it was made. It did start with the ramen noodles though.
@Aj_Leigh
@Aj_Leigh Ай бұрын
My mom has been to jail and prison she was a meth addict and my bf has been to jail many times
@JakeKaminskisRacing
@JakeKaminskisRacing Ай бұрын
Nothing gave away group cooking on the cell block like a stinger popping the breaker to an entire cell block.
@LooseninjaNZ
@LooseninjaNZ 6 ай бұрын
Andy has ultimate ZEN in his videos so chill . I didn't realize he has a excellent sense of humor too lol. Roger and Andy have a funny as dynamic funny to watch . Cheers Uncles
@calamitysangfroid2407
@calamitysangfroid2407 2 ай бұрын
He's just Australian. Although that level of chill for an Aussie without alcohol is pretty impressive.
@419Koof
@419Koof 13 күн бұрын
New Zealander
@harkennu
@harkennu 6 ай бұрын
Larry is a great ex-con he tries his hardest to talk to young kids to keep them from going to prison by scaring them by telling them what he saw in prison
@consuelonavarrohidalgo5334
@consuelonavarrohidalgo5334 6 ай бұрын
That's nice. His smile and patience showed some of that.
@_Agent_86
@_Agent_86 6 ай бұрын
Yup, if you’re not careful, you’ll be living in a van down by the river!
@colonelbbq
@colonelbbq 6 ай бұрын
larry is nothing but big talk and bullshit stories
@harkennu
@harkennu 6 ай бұрын
@@colonelbbq how sheltered are you?
@colonelbbq
@colonelbbq 6 ай бұрын
@@harkennu seeing him tell nothing but tall tales and lies on PKA, getting called out for it by the hosts and him threatening to fight them has told me all i need to know about him
@burnedbread4691
@burnedbread4691 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger should really collab with Larry Lawton. The guy was the biggest kewel thief in the US, spent over a decade in prison and now makes great videos. Wholesome and full of epic and strange stories
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 6 ай бұрын
Roger x Lawton Ramen collab
@burnedbread4691
@burnedbread4691 6 ай бұрын
@@smalltime0 Ramun*
@blarfroer8066
@blarfroer8066 6 ай бұрын
Larry talks so much, it would end up sounding like two aunties arguing.
@squirrel_is_the_new_black
@squirrel_is_the_new_black 6 ай бұрын
Need the Uncle roger x Daddy Lawton collab
@lesanelms7939
@lesanelms7939 6 ай бұрын
"spent over a decade in prison" Small time, actually.
@crankiemanx8423
@crankiemanx8423 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger there calling Andy ex convict,when he's the one wearing the orange prison shirt 😂😂
@lovescatmorethanpeople
@lovescatmorethanpeople 6 ай бұрын
right 😂
@ncampos210
@ncampos210 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Bloodletter8
@Bloodletter8 6 ай бұрын
Larry floating by in the background talking about "theyre either stabbin' someone or sellin' their ass...."
@jackfrost1075
@jackfrost1075 3 ай бұрын
didnt expect that. It came out so casually
@KhaozVoid
@KhaozVoid 6 ай бұрын
I'm not going to lie, I've been out of prison for almost 7 years. I STILL make certain prison foods to this day. Wet burritos, what we called "dips" or "spreads". I make a "pizza" but it's nothing like this. I use ritz and saltiness crackers to make the crust. My favorite thing to make then and still now were desserts. Ice cream sandwiches, (yes with some ingenuity, you can make ice cream in jail and/or prison)..strawberry shortcake (minus the whipped topping), cinnamon roll cakes. That was my hustle in prison. My family got me shoes, a TV, and sent enough for hygiene every month. That's it. So, I had to hustle.
@Jasper_rnj
@Jasper_rnj 5 ай бұрын
@@KhaozVoid You've been through it bro🔥🔥
@wendellsmith1349
@wendellsmith1349 5 ай бұрын
Bro... Spread is good as hell.. Make it with the coffee pot ?
@rainzerdesu
@rainzerdesu 5 ай бұрын
Now if you could only get shabangs on the outside for less than the 10-15 dollar rip off. Closest approximation i've found is the Zapp's Voodoo
@liesdamnlies3372
@liesdamnlies3372 5 ай бұрын
@@KhaozVoid Honestly all I can think of how absurd that is. Treating prisoners like human beings works way better in preventing recidivism. Norway is a perfect example. :/
@KhaozVoid
@KhaozVoid 5 ай бұрын
@@Jasper_rnj meh, I got nobody to blame but myself for that.
@Tatefail
@Tatefail 6 ай бұрын
I've been in Finnish prison for a bit and it's really fucking odd how there are so many drugs inside. "there are more drugs inside than outside" is very much true. 20 hours locked in, 4 hours outside of the cells yet the shit moved like crazy. 6 years clean btw \o/
@lentobiisoni
@lentobiisoni 6 ай бұрын
@@Tatefail Finland mentioned!!🇫🇮🦅
@Tatefail
@Tatefail 6 ай бұрын
@@lentobiisoni Suomi perkele etc.. 😀 Torille.
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 6 ай бұрын
Very high demand (tons of drug users who are in for possession, distribution or crime driven by their addiction) and people who are willing to pay top dollar just to get an escape from their current situation, it makes a lot of sense. There’s also a large financial incentive for prison officers to smuggle the stuff in, since most of them don’t get paid very well.
@Tatefail
@Tatefail 6 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 Kinda figured. And my sentence was just for some shit I did in 2017 so it wasn't for long. Luckily I wasn't using when I went in because it was way too easy to fuck up your life again.. :D
@Oppetsismiimsitsitc
@Oppetsismiimsitsitc 6 ай бұрын
Put a bunch of crims and junkies in one place. Go figure.
@ms.tiadaniel8415
@ms.tiadaniel8415 6 ай бұрын
My son spent some time in USP Atlanta and I used to visit him often. I can tell you, that prison is one of the most dirty, dank and corrupt places I've ever been. My son told me there were were even guns! In prison! Most of the talks we had and the letters he wrote were usually pretty dark in tone, but he was always excited to share with me the "culinary creations" he would make. Most of it sounded gross to me lol, but it made him happy. Food, even bad food is one of very few comforts locked up.
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 6 ай бұрын
There's a reason why submarines are said to have the best food in the Navy. Deployments can last for as long as the ketchup supply does
@C0nzilla
@C0nzilla 6 ай бұрын
What? Prison is not a nice place? Thats unbelievable
@nocci8516
@nocci8516 6 ай бұрын
@@C0nzilla prisons in Germany are like 5* hotels
@gunchar06
@gunchar06 6 ай бұрын
@@nocci8516 You're confusing Germany with countries like Norway, German prisons obviously aren't remotely as bad as US prisons but they are still closer to the average of rich European countries in general than to the Northern European countries.
@gustavosilveira691
@gustavosilveira691 6 ай бұрын
@@ms.tiadaniel8415 the guy in the video, Larry Lawton, actually spent most of his 14 year sentence in USP Atlanta. He has a whole series talking about his experiences in prision, and it very much lines up with your comment: the corruption, violence and straight up torture they subject the prisioners to. Dark stuff
@IsmaeelUzzaman
@IsmaeelUzzaman 6 ай бұрын
"Have you ever had Prison food " "Yeah its called Jamie's Italian" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE🤣🤣🤣
@AisyahHeartly
@AisyahHeartly 6 ай бұрын
emotional damage! 😂
@citypavement
@citypavement 7 күн бұрын
You're mixing your Asians. lol
@ethiobeats9541
@ethiobeats9541 6 ай бұрын
Andy imitating Uncle Roger at the end in the Bloopers is gold 😂
@Ice190236
@Ice190236 6 ай бұрын
0:20 Emotional Damage!! 😂
@ragnarok9594
@ragnarok9594 6 ай бұрын
The guy's GF just going "YOU NEVER SELL ME YOUR ASS!" Got me off guard lmaoooo
@peaceowen3709
@peaceowen3709 6 ай бұрын
You don't know Babe from Andycooks?
@zuscaji
@zuscaji 6 ай бұрын
nah calling her "Babe" is more natural
@straightforwardchad
@straightforwardchad 4 ай бұрын
real
@cletusmcyeetus5975
@cletusmcyeetus5975 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger: "Why nobody sponsor Uncle Roger?" Mila: _h a i y a a_
@DonnaFayette
@DonnaFayette 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DLAuwu
@DLAuwu 6 ай бұрын
What about expressvpn
@Someguywhocooks
@Someguywhocooks 6 ай бұрын
Sasa also.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 6 ай бұрын
‘Generous pistol’ and ‘Honest Machete’ are great euphemisms 😂
@veronicageorge8879
@veronicageorge8879 6 ай бұрын
Literally went and googled what euphemism is gosh.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 6 ай бұрын
@@veronicageorge8879 Haha happy to educate
@OriginalBadRobotz
@OriginalBadRobotz 6 ай бұрын
Generous Pistol is my OF name
@AlvinKazu
@AlvinKazu 6 ай бұрын
Furious Pistol... Great Song!
@kraberap-sniper
@kraberap-sniper 6 ай бұрын
Terraria prefixes 😂😂
@ryzenryne8747
@ryzenryne8747 6 ай бұрын
They called it pizza out of desperation.
@mduvigneaud
@mduvigneaud 6 ай бұрын
Yay Collab with Andy! Lets go! I haven't been to prison but in jail we used to make a thing using spicy sausage (shelf stable but not summer sausage) instant ramen and a few other things plus hot water. It was all just shelf stable things, never fresh veggies. It was in a plastic bag but I don't recall it being a trash bag.
@clencheastwood1571
@clencheastwood1571 6 ай бұрын
Nothing weak about going sober. Congrats man
@ahnphier
@ahnphier 6 ай бұрын
It takes a strong person to be sober. I think he knows that; it's a joke.
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 6 ай бұрын
Of course it's a joke, but he could have easily come back to Uncle Roger with, 'why you so weak, you need alcohol?'
@Kalimbala-Shakari
@Kalimbala-Shakari 6 ай бұрын
a sober mind is a powerfull weapon
@kyeoptawerk93ah
@kyeoptawerk93ah 5 ай бұрын
I know quite a few people who have gotten sober over the years and I'm so proud that they keep going. It's an uphill battle and anyone trying needs to have a good support system. If anyone else needs to hear this, you are doing a phenomenal job doing your best to be sober.
@Kalimbala-Shakari
@Kalimbala-Shakari 5 ай бұрын
@@kyeoptawerk93ah i have pass the same way ; being sober gives life a whole different aspect , believe it or not , alcohol is like a glue that slows you down and make you dumb , you will be faster and smarter without it , NO DOUBT
@vigneshrb1626
@vigneshrb1626 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Andy's expressions are so wholesome. Would really love to see more of him here!
@jordy8059
@jordy8059 6 ай бұрын
I ain't never been to prison, but I'm assuming another reason for the bag is so he can reuse the box.
@Torrey33327
@Torrey33327 6 ай бұрын
Makes sense.
@shaolinfox30
@shaolinfox30 6 ай бұрын
@@jordy8059 box is VERY hard to come by in prison. If you get one, you got to keep that 😮😝🤣
@lilithcampbell2112
@lilithcampbell2112 6 ай бұрын
You can also rinse out the bag to reuse.
@gearoidoconnell5729
@gearoidoconnell5729 6 ай бұрын
@@lilithcampbell2112 😐
@shaolinfox30
@shaolinfox30 5 ай бұрын
@@gearoidoconnell5729 I think that one flew right over his head 🫣🥴😝
@_letstartariot
@_letstartariot 5 ай бұрын
I Googled Andy, and it looks like Australia is trying to claim another kiwi as an Australian again.
@TwigCommenter
@TwigCommenter 4 ай бұрын
Right?? I thought immediately that he sounded kiwi!!
@amosalexander6185
@amosalexander6185 5 ай бұрын
At this point Uncle Roger just needs to keep talking about this achievements from 20 years ago and make more grunting noises and he’ll be the perfect Asian uncle to me 😂
@mrtrananh
@mrtrananh 6 ай бұрын
"Cheese yellower than me"🤣
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 6 ай бұрын
I wonder whether all yellow cheese and cheese-like yellow substances use annatto seed for the yellow. It’s cheap, it’s safe (except that a very few people are allergic to it!). It’s also superfluous because cheese isn’t naturally that yellow! Soak annatto seeds in alcohol and much of the color dissolves in the alcohol. You can use the yellow alcohol as a wood stain on pale types of wood… if you want the wood to look sort of like cheese. Exposure to strong light including UV will make the color fade. Yes, I have actually made small pieces of furniture with cheese-colored pale wood.
@Shaneyesss
@Shaneyesss 6 ай бұрын
Wow what a collab!! Hoping for more uncle Andy in the future
@kitty-Queen01
@kitty-Queen01 6 ай бұрын
I hope so too
@Kalimbala-Shakari
@Kalimbala-Shakari 6 ай бұрын
andy's no uncle yet , still nephew
@meagaland
@meagaland 6 ай бұрын
​@@Kalimbala-Shakari Uncle Andy is in the title, is it only honorific? 😅
@k.vn.k
@k.vn.k 6 ай бұрын
@@Kalimbala-Shakarihe earned his uncle title from the Hainan Chicken Rice cooking 😊
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 6 ай бұрын
2:41 Not Uncle Nick catching strays
@winslow69
@winslow69 5 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this collab for a while, did not disappoint.
@donhoover23
@donhoover23 2 сағат бұрын
Dude. You're funny as heck. I love it. Additionally, it's definitely supreme nachoes. If he wanted a psuedo pizza, he could have used the processed ramen noodles' flour in the uncooked noodles as a better "bread," tho he's doing a job job tossing it down to crush it; you'd want it crushed to take away it being noodles, lol. Still, it'd be a great way to McGyver something filling cheaply. Thanks for the cool video! I've never subbed to anyone on the first video I've seen, but I dig your sense of humor and apparent intellect. Thanks for being you!
@siphokazihlubi3933
@siphokazihlubi3933 6 ай бұрын
I get dissing Jamie but Nick catching strays?!?😂😂😂 wasn’t ready for that 🤣🤣🤣
@laikenus8752
@laikenus8752 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger in prison reviewing Jamie's videos😂😂
@murfad
@murfad 6 ай бұрын
"onion - not really correct for pizza" and i took that personally
@NeroMidian
@NeroMidian 5 ай бұрын
@@murfad I'm from Italy and I'm with you! My favourite pizza will always be a Margherita base, with canned tuna and onions on top! 😂
@Khaynizzle7
@Khaynizzle7 5 ай бұрын
@@NeroMidian That sounds really good
@NeroMidian
@NeroMidian 5 ай бұрын
@@Khaynizzle7 It really is!
@suwooshi
@suwooshi 5 ай бұрын
@@NeroMidian tonno & cipolla, delicious!
@NeroMidian
@NeroMidian 5 ай бұрын
@@suwooshi Tonno & cipolla is life!!! ❤️
@vijayrawat1335
@vijayrawat1335 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Andy and uncle Roger, sharing their last brain cells in the bloopers 😂😂😂
@David-p6d6l
@David-p6d6l 6 ай бұрын
The fact that he disses Jamie olive oil within the first 30 seconds of the video is priceless, but then he one UPS himself by actually trying the prison pizza, Uncle Rodger I give props to you, I couldn't even be in the same building while that was being melted all together
@docsnake
@docsnake 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger: There's going to be micro plastic in that pizza. Guest: Like drinking Prime. 💀
@sparkfadingspark
@sparkfadingspark 6 ай бұрын
"if it burn down, he get freedom" 💀💀💀 I'm deceased
@TheWitherBear
@TheWitherBear 6 ай бұрын
That's the second possibility of a fire
@TheNipunism
@TheNipunism 6 ай бұрын
I was literally just watching the video where Andy got his uncle title
@Asymmetrical-Saggin
@Asymmetrical-Saggin 6 ай бұрын
I have yet to watch an Uncle Roger video and not just about die laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂😂
@dvduadotcom
@dvduadotcom 6 ай бұрын
Andy's mic check impression of Roger was ridiculousy good.
@phloriaernas2149
@phloriaernas2149 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Andy is such a nice guy, he smiles all the time and gives out positive vibes!
@leylanisoeprapto
@leylanisoeprapto 6 ай бұрын
The collabs we neeeedd!!!!! Andy & Uncle Roger!
@DeveshA50
@DeveshA50 6 ай бұрын
4:13 what an underrated joke that was from Uncle Roger 😂😂😂😂
@rohanvinoth6998
@rohanvinoth6998 5 ай бұрын
"my beloved MSG" is what uncle Roger would actually say if he were a convict
@voodoochild24262
@voodoochild24262 Ай бұрын
andy is so damn efficient with his words and humor. love it man. can tell there's ages of experience behind that noggin
@violin01
@violin01 6 ай бұрын
"They let me out for the day" 😂
@Shay_Mendez
@Shay_Mendez 6 ай бұрын
To be fair, Larry was a convicted jewel thief so there was no way they would have given him actual pizza. Dude was in a few different prisons too.
@dimeofawesome1020
@dimeofawesome1020 6 ай бұрын
My God, the banter between these 2 is gold. Give us more
@christophertaylor9100
@christophertaylor9100 11 күн бұрын
Fresh Out had a great series on prison food, none of it is terrible but they have such limited choices that they have to be really creative with your build. Their version of pizza used tortillas for the crust, but they didn't have a microwave so they used hot water to cook stuff.
@Firefoom.302
@Firefoom.302 2 ай бұрын
"If it don't burn down you get pizza, If it burn down you get freedom" got me rolling on the floor
@Cory_Peters94
@Cory_Peters94 6 ай бұрын
I've seen that KZbin video before. It's pretty amazing how they get so creative with food in prison.
@kingblastoff3115
@kingblastoff3115 6 ай бұрын
Never can miss an uncle Rodger weejiu 😂
@Badatspellinggoodatdrawing
@Badatspellinggoodatdrawing 6 ай бұрын
I'm sixteen min late
@AalexanderAutisticlad2005
@AalexanderAutisticlad2005 6 ай бұрын
Agreed weejiu
@lenapawlek7295
@lenapawlek7295 6 ай бұрын
Lol it literally is just nachos!!! Love the collab I was laughing
@TappedOutTravel
@TappedOutTravel 5 күн бұрын
more prison cooking video reviews! I like these!
@semibreve
@semibreve Ай бұрын
Love the energy between you too, more Uncle Andy!
@joshmiller5374
@joshmiller5374 6 ай бұрын
I was really hoping Larry would actually be in the video when I saw him in the thumbnail. We need an uncle Roger and uncle Larry video now
@kevind3974
@kevind3974 5 ай бұрын
In all honesty I'm pretty sure he's scared of Larry and I cant fault him for that Larrys a fantastic dude but that's just because we know him. Anyone else thou they see his rap sheet and probably back off. Vary few people let alone youtubers have a rap sheet around his level. He was a vary vary successful stick up man and mastermind after all. He was a big time criminal, not just some rando who got a normal charge. worst part is he looks like it to. This would be like doing a video with Micheal Francies (not on same level but best comparison i could think of) about Italian food. If I was uncle rogers and didn't know he completely reformed decades ago i would quite literally shit my pants in fear.
@robertslagle7918
@robertslagle7918 6 ай бұрын
I worked in a prison for 7 years and I saw a lot of ingenious cooking.
@RandomGamerCory
@RandomGamerCory 5 ай бұрын
I've seen ex cons make things that actually look edible For example if they were actually making pizza they would crush the chips with some water for a crust and get some cheese sticks instead of canned cheese
@janetaadhi
@janetaadhi 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Andy is sooo gentle here and just rooolls with it 😂❤
@binboda
@binboda 5 ай бұрын
9:29 rare seeing uncle Roger get roasted back 😂 Good one
@korbinsworld24
@korbinsworld24 5 ай бұрын
10:31 4 minutes in the microwave, but 2.5 years to prep.
@KhairuddinNik
@KhairuddinNik 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger called Jamie Oliver for this. But Jamie Oliver refuse it. Haiyaa 😂😂😂😂😂
@KietsuGotHacked
@KietsuGotHacked 6 ай бұрын
9:16 "Some people like it hard" 😭💀People in prison are wild
@newbie4789
@newbie4789 6 ай бұрын
Oooh. "Babe" being there at the end was a great little detail 😂😂😂
@Numberonechesspest
@Numberonechesspest 6 ай бұрын
As soon as he picked up his book i thought he was going to start shredding it to make dough
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 20 сағат бұрын
When I was in jail for a couple months for a pot charge they would make this stuff they called "swoll", which came in two forms: savory swoll and sweet swoll. Savory swoll was made using a bag of Fritos and/or a bunch of Saltine crackers that they would crunch up into dust, then put it in a cup and add water, then mix them together so that the Frito or Saltine dust and water form a sort of dough. Sometimes people would eat it right out of the cup, but other times they would flatten out the "dough" and put whatever other salty things they could get from commissary on it, like they'd put Cheetoes on it and then roll it up and it'd be this savory, salty thing that fills you up better than a bag of Fritos by itself. The water would make the "dough" swell up so you'd feel like you had more food, hence the name. And then the sweet swoll would be made up of the cakes we got with our dinners, which most people didn't like cuz they didn't have icing or anything, and they might add in pancakes or bread or whatever, rip it up into little bits, add water and make it into a "dough", roll it out and put whatever other sweet things they could get from commissary into the little roll. It's funny, the guys in my cell block were pretty generous and chill, they would share and engage in horseplay a lot, almost like little kids. There was only like two guys that were unpleasant, and I had friends that would watch my back. One old head (that's what we called the inmates who were in their 50s or older) gave me a strip of Suboxone, an opioid drug, just cuz he felt like being generous, I guess. Never asked for anything in return. Movies and TV shows would insist that can't be so, that he must have been plotting to use that against me to get me to do a favor for him or that he'd try to take advantage of me while I'm zonked on Suboxone, but nope, he seemed like a nice enough gentleman. The most common charge the guys in there had was failure to pay child support. In a way, that charge is the last remaining form of debtor's prison. Seems kinda lopsided to me that we value a woman's right to end a pregnancy, but not a man's right to not take part in raising the child. I mean, if a mother can put her baby up for adoption or even just leave it in a basket in front of a police or fire station without any repercussions, why would you punish deadbeat dads? I'm not saying I approve of abandoning a woman after you impregnate her, I don't, but it is a double standard, and I've never heard of a woman being made to pay child support to a man who has custody of the children. Alimony is way worse though, I mean it is absurd, this notion that someone living in the lap of luxury because of marrying into wealth is entitled to keep living a lifestyle they are "accustomed to" is laughable. Why should rich people be entitled to keep being rich without even having to work for the money? I don't see any good reason for alimony to exist now, in a time when more women go to university than men. Women are independent and should be responsible for themselves, just like men. Alimony is based on patriarchal traditions from a time when women didn't work, and thus relied on men bringing home the bacon. But alas, I digress...I guess my original point is that jail, while very different from prison, isn't much like what is depicted on TV. The worst part was sitting in holding cells that they kept at about 50 degrees Fahrenheit to keep us shivering and docile while we all waited our turns to go to court. Compared to that, being in my cell block and lying on my bunk was a relief. Read some books while I was in there, and watched a bunch of horror movies cuz AMC was having a marathon of them as it was around Halloween. Oh and people cast their ballots for the 2012 election while I was there, too. Literally everyone in the cell block voted for Obama, they were all Democrats. Lol, make of that what you will...I voted for Obama too but my ballot was rejected for some reason, not sure why. I was 18 and hadn't really fleshed out my own political beliefs by then, moreso just going with the flow, agreeing with whatever was more popular in pop culture and whatnot.
@aname8106
@aname8106 6 ай бұрын
6:38 NAHHH THAT'S SUCH A GOOD ONE
@cs4215_
@cs4215_ 6 ай бұрын
I love these twos collabs, Andy just laughs at everything uncle Roger says and it’s so funny
@superTC2009
@superTC2009 6 ай бұрын
i have no idea how one looks at a tray of nachos and goes "hmmm pizza"
@blarfroer8066
@blarfroer8066 6 ай бұрын
On the plus side, it's already in a plastic bag, so you can throw it away easier.
@marisafernandes9259
@marisafernandes9259 6 ай бұрын
desperation
@joemroz1033
@joemroz1033 Ай бұрын
Like an American looking at a tub of melted plastic from New Jersey and saying cheese
@RolyGuacamole
@RolyGuacamole 6 ай бұрын
“How does cheese cook up? He thinks cheese defy law of gravity?” 😂😂
@sherryhilldanner3
@sherryhilldanner3 2 ай бұрын
Great way to start my morning. Laughing and smiling with two great content creators and youtubers ❤❤ thank you.
@karentarin3235
@karentarin3235 6 ай бұрын
I've never been to prison, but I have been in the culinary world for most of my life. If stored properly a garbage bag is a food safe surface. I would imagine without the garbage bag the box would absorb too much grease and be flimsy
@ChirpyMike
@ChirpyMike 6 ай бұрын
Ok Karen.
@PersonAliveYes
@PersonAliveYes 6 ай бұрын
@@karentarin3235 Yeah, this. Thinking about all that grease going in the cardboard. Plus, if the food budget is tight and it's hard to come by calories that taste good, they're gonna wanna eat all of that somehow.
@lachouette_et_le_phoque
@lachouette_et_le_phoque 6 ай бұрын
I'd imagine it's fine to eat off of, but putting it in a microwave is a whole different story. Lots of plastics melt when exposed to heat, it smelling like plastic is a sign that it's giving off chemicals that are probably not healthy to breathe in. In prison they have no other choice if they want to reuse the box later, but yeah avoid microwaving any plastic that isn't explicitly labeled as microwave-safe.
@ssasppn0834
@ssasppn0834 6 ай бұрын
U know plastic burns right? It's basic science
@DaZgLoM
@DaZgLoM 5 ай бұрын
Well i hope you go to prison
@MrHeat48
@MrHeat48 6 ай бұрын
13:53 TREK ONE TOO TREE =))))
@James_D.
@James_D. 6 ай бұрын
So glad they let Uncle Andy out for the day! 🙏🏻
@JoeStuffzAlt
@JoeStuffzAlt 5 ай бұрын
Definitely nachos. They might be alright. Summer sausage is honestly a gamble. Some of it has a bad taste, others are overall good. It's good for emergency supplies due to it being shelf stable
@Poppies23814
@Poppies23814 3 ай бұрын
For everyone wondering, it took Nigel 19 seconds to mention Jamie Oliver.
@MrIeuanWg
@MrIeuanWg 6 ай бұрын
Another incredible video I bet Jamie is crying right now
@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan
@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan 6 ай бұрын
There's a dude in prison who makes his own candy, ice cream, and cookies. The creativity that prisoners have because of the time they have on their hands.
@Wandamiancrucifixplat
@Wandamiancrucifixplat 6 ай бұрын
What that one guy who makes videos do you think he is in jail still
@sophiaisabelle027
@sophiaisabelle027 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger and Uncle Andy are long lost half siblings. They just met up recently and are struggling to find the time and space to catch up with their lives.
@broswater9359
@broswater9359 6 ай бұрын
"Getting a diamond for your wife is going to be the 3rd biggest steal... I MEAN PURCHASE! you're going to make in your life." Gotta love Larry 😄
@b.elzebub9252
@b.elzebub9252 5 ай бұрын
''Come see my generous pistol'' had me crying. I love this channel.
@Ferinex_666
@Ferinex_666 6 ай бұрын
The pizzas we made never had vegetables like onions or tomatoes. We just crushed crackers, ramen, chips, and bread together and mixed it with water to make a dough. Spread the dough out in a rectangle and add a layer of squeeze cheese mixed with ramen seasoning. Then throw whatever toppings you want on there - sausage, popcorn, etc.
@cokesquirrel
@cokesquirrel 6 ай бұрын
@Ferinex_666 Not to be stupid but what did you do to cook it ?
@johnl5525
@johnl5525 6 ай бұрын
Feds commissary is way better than any state prison.
@verynice126
@verynice126 6 ай бұрын
@@cokesquirrelyou can do a lot with a box and blow dryer.
@biglala32
@biglala32 6 ай бұрын
@@verynice126 no blow dryers in prison 😂
@verynice126
@verynice126 6 ай бұрын
@@biglala32 yes there is. I know for a fact.
@haji_yasin
@haji_yasin 6 ай бұрын
A crossover we've been waiting! Delivered beautifully with a hint of microplastics😁
@Jaydenlikeanime
@Jaydenlikeanime 6 ай бұрын
Bro roasted jamie so hard with that have u ever ate prison food and uncle roger was like yea it called jamie Italian lol
@theflamboyantfencer
@theflamboyantfencer 5 ай бұрын
*”AYO BUNKIE, YOU WANT SOME?!?”* 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@TheSauceYouGetLostin
@TheSauceYouGetLostin 4 ай бұрын
Larry is a good guy, love his videos I'd love to see more people review his prison cooking videos
@Itstanishaeditz
@Itstanishaeditz 6 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen any of your videos before only your shorts and this is amazing😭
@consuelonavarrohidalgo5334
@consuelonavarrohidalgo5334 6 ай бұрын
Welcome to this madness, 😂😂😂.
@citavalo
@citavalo 6 ай бұрын
Relentless strays at Jamie. Never stop.
@DamOneMan
@DamOneMan 6 ай бұрын
Y'all forgot to pre-heat the summer sausage
@saisamsuri
@saisamsuri 6 ай бұрын
I don't think they pre-heat shit in prison mate
@DamOneMan
@DamOneMan 6 ай бұрын
@@saisamsuri I'm not talking about what they do in prison homie, the guy who was given the instructions on how to make it he preheated his
@dragonhed123
@dragonhed123 6 ай бұрын
Omfg this is the crossover I didn't know I needed. Two of my favorite content creators. Larry Lawton and Uncle Rodger.
@Classics310
@Classics310 5 ай бұрын
God this was haleriousssss. Andy is always such a class act of a fella big up boys more videos together please you two compliment eachother so well .
@ahnphier
@ahnphier 6 ай бұрын
"you've got these stupid buttons that say things" and then laughs in your face
@British_Spy
@British_Spy 6 ай бұрын
Uncle roger should make a weejiu where nephew nigel makes a cooking weejiu and uncle roger reviews it
@4BWVan
@4BWVan 6 ай бұрын
Weejioh inception 😂
@Phosphorus_1
@Phosphorus_1 6 ай бұрын
Yoo it's uncle Andy!
@RazyKlaf
@RazyKlaf 6 ай бұрын
@@Phosphorus_1 uncle aundy
@automaticnostatic2148
@automaticnostatic2148 2 күн бұрын
If he wanted to showcase homemade prison food, he should have made a prison tamale.
@pssurvivor
@pssurvivor 6 ай бұрын
onion is pretty common on pizza actually, at least in europe. edit: but thinly sliced red onions, not chopped yellow ones
@nightcatarts
@nightcatarts 6 ай бұрын
Yes, in places such as.. Italy.
@Poputnyk
@Poputnyk 6 ай бұрын
The two best uncles. Roger and Andy! Wooohoo! And bumsecks jokes.😂
@Celediev
@Celediev 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger soon gonna be jailed also! He forget apologising to the children!
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 6 ай бұрын
11:18 Hahahaha I like this kind of courtship 😂
@GANSO_KERAUNOS
@GANSO_KERAUNOS 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Andy! Been waiting long for this collab
@abdolsrolestz7358
@abdolsrolestz7358 5 ай бұрын
you should do more longer KZbin video with him you both are really funny
@Hirrank1030
@Hirrank1030 Ай бұрын
Love how Jamie and Nick caught a stray😂😂😂😂
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