Unfortunate ad placement; wait for it. (1983)

This commercial for AYDS aired on TBS on July 25, 1983.
From Wikipedia: "Ayds (pronounced as "aids") Reducing Plan Candy was an appetite-suppressant candy which enjoyed strong sales in the 1970s and early 1980s and was originally manufactured by The Campana Company. It was available in chocolate, chocolate mint, butterscotch, and caramel flavors, and later a peanut butter flavor was introduced. The original packaging used the phrase "Ayds Reducing Plan vitamin and mineral Candy;" a later version used the phrase "appetite suppressant candy." The active ingredient was originally benzocaine, presumably to reduce the sense of taste to reduce eating, later changed in the candy (as reported by The New York Times) to phenylpropanolamine."
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[@sabrinacosta5667]

We all know how this is going the moment you see the name of the product

[@Dillweeb]

Ayds is a clever name for a weight loss product (i.e Ayds aids in weight loss) just an ironic case given AIDS causes weight loss. unlike Corona beer which in a way means crown but no similarities in anyway to Covid-19

[@Poopsticle_256]

@@Dillweeb Well many people also know COVID-19 by the name of Coronavirus. Corona is also a city in Southern California.

[@PajamaManor]

@Shadow Hyperion it's also a disgusting alcoholic beverage.

[@cancelhandles]

@@PajamaManor "Dillweeb 4 days ago Ayds is a clever name for a weight loss product (i.e Ayds aids in weight loss) just an ironic case given AIDS causes weight loss. unlike Corona beer which in a way means crown but no similarities in anyway to Covid-19"

[@PajamaManor]

@@cancelhandles duh.

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

As soon as they start saying “Ayds!!” you can see thirty seconds into the future

[@wuffalo]

question: why take pills when you can enjoy AIDS?

[@z4781]

Hi liberal giratina

[@user-dg9lc4bb2u]

@@wuffalo XD

[@JamKyt9]

Eat AYDS to get laid so you can get... *AiDs*

[@Gojirawars03]

Or is it... thirty seconds into the future... of the PAST?

[@joermnyc]

AYDS marketing team : they called this new disease what?!

[@idiotidiot5821]

Gerald Aids and his bright invention. One of the worst inventions ever

[@JoeBat95]

@@idiotidiot5821 this Gerald guy sounds like a real jerk.

[@The-j-ester]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a reply made 30 seconds ago

[@dimitar.bogdanov]

@Tyler Engel quick maffs

[@Subhumanslug]

@@JoeBat95 Most who have aids don't own a dog house.

[@wheedler]

Thank you, people who recorded everything on TV in the 80s.

[@okaypearl]

the wikipedia article for ayds has 'not to be confused with AIDS' under the title lol

[@markusTegelane]

well, youtube auto-subtitles were clearly confused lol

[@lightyagami3492]

LMAO 😂

[@kgmc29]

Aideais

[@gregatim]

Surely some guy got confused with ayds and got aids to have some diet.

[@Ghoosteny]

It even has a "relations with aids" section

[@Creeperboy099]

Whoever recorded this on their VCR is a legend

[@richardm3023]

Whoever saved it for almost 40 years, waiting for the time when they could show it to the world...

[@MsNathaliabello]

@Dicks over rice it’s a machine that was like a dvd machine or blue ray machine but for vhs tapes

[@kevn99]

Probably an ad between “Days of our Lives”.

[@TraceurDoc1]

This has got to be Beta Max and not vhs. The quality is too good, but I get your point.

[@tvfunkyman6269]

Probably marion stokes

[@psychedelicpython]

I was around 12 years old when my mother had a box of AYDES hidden away and I found them and I snuck (or sneaked) something like 4 pieces. A couple of days later I was in a neighbors car, along with my mother, when the news broke about AIDS and how there was no cure for it, and I got really scared and confessed to my mother that ate some of her “chocolates”. Instead of being mad at me she reassured me that they were two different things. I was relieved! 😁

[@fisherking7798]

Now that's a good story 😆

[@johndee2990]

That's almost instant Karma.. great comment

[@curbArlecchino]

Same here. I was about the same age and my mother had Ayds caramel candies. I knew they were for weight loss and I was underweight but I snuck a few. They weren't very good.

[@TBonerton]

Acute Immune Deficiency Syndrome There is no E Edit: This has been corrected, well done!

[@tatiannazutania2212]

Great story!!

[@CadeD679]

I was very little when the AIDS epidemic first spread. I didn't understand what it was. When I asked about it, my mother explained that it was a disease, but she didn't elaborate. I could tell by the way people spoke about it that it was serious. I also remember the commercials for AYDS, and, while I didn't understand diet pills (that was all boring adult stuff that didn't hold a five year old's interest,) I could tell that the people in the commercials seemed happy about it. So, I was a bit confused as to why it was scary for some people but happy for others.

[@theovolz3073]

This is like Corona beer for coronavirus.

[@guy6390]

Yes

[@guy6390]

Don't likes this comment anymore 69 likes is perfect

[@deformedfish8438]

@@guy6390 idiots liked it anyways bruh

[@cloud2578]

crown beer?

[@lightyagami3492]

Facts 😂

[@lightningbolt99999]

Imagine being the CEO for Ayds and first hearing about the AIDS epidemic. “You gotta be fucking kidding me.”

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Sir, you are correct. That is how I reacted.

[@waynerandles6126]

Then watch the shares on the Stockmarket plummet!

[@martinkuliza]

but then imagine how pleased he would be to hear that THERE IS GOVERNMENT FUNDING FOR AIDS RESEARCH LOL

[@MrSpot41]

Absolute Gold !

[@allybazikos9580]

Must be how the corona beer CEO felt in 2020

[@tuckerbowen4626]

These are the kind of one-in-a-million TV incidents that I'm so glad are documented somewhere as a part of human history

[@Fantastic_Stranger]

I’d be pissed if I was the CEO 😂

[@trulygodsgrace]

I bet these incidents happen daily and we just don't catch them all.

[@roguesheep3083]

One of those weird things I’d forgotten about, but am happy to be reminded of 😄

[@DarkLeon02]

​@@trulygodsgraceThat's why we all playes Pokemon - to learn how to catch 'em all!

[@JimsEquipmentShed]

Bud light has left the chat…

[@amandamakin1542]

This is actually an infamous bad ad placement, the tragedy of AIDS ultimately destroyed Ayds.

[@Djarra]

Although the original company in the US went broke, in Europe it was produced under the name Adios until relatively recently.

[@tsundor1]

@@uncleho1945 sounds like you're the trash

[@mrbanana6464]

@@uncleho1945 The aids stigma was fabricated by the media. You are not immune to propaganda.

[@fuji_films]

@@johndeere_ Now they got treatments to survive longer.

[@Plantae11]

@@uncleho1945 A comment only a brain-dead person can make. And saying thank God is clearly evidence that religion is the infection here, in our world. Same goes for the others that replied to you. Disgusting.

[@EAZY_CHEF]

Ladie: Ayd's helped me!! Ten seconds later News repoter: beloved musical artist Freddie Mercury has past away

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

Past is a thing (amount), passed is an action (verb). He passed away. Also: AYDS, no apostrophe ( “ )

[@EAZY_CHEF]

@@DisgruntledPigumon Did I ask?

[@chicouno8536]

@@EAZY_CHEF no, but he answered.

[@EAZY_CHEF]

Can really you answer a question nobody asked

[@windowsuser2002sucks]

@@EAZY_CHEF yes

[@donmcfadden5805]

I remember the AYDS diet pills. I was in 3rd grade in 83, and I remember being confused when I heard about the disease. I was like, “wait…so this diet thing is killing people? And they’re STILL using it? Now that’s commitment.”.

[@bizim_eller]

Did you guys know people were dying from aids in 83? I thought it was 84 when we knew across the big pond.

[@jayson1505]

"That precious boy.....so right and so wrong." Haahha I agree

[@animeisforlosers3485]

@@tamsintarshish3905 every part of that makes me want to vomit

[@bizim_eller]

@@tamsintarshish3905 👍

[@christopherstein2024]

Like some people who say smoking was good for them to stay thin.

[@dontaskme7004]

2020 rebrand - "Now in 19 exciting new varieties, the training partner in your pocket, Co-Fit 19"

[@Richman4066]

dammit Take this like and get out

[@TheGreatGadfly]

Begin your A round of funding immediately!

[@ChrisD__]

The new report after: "WHO scientist now announce new name for the coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan, China: CoViD."

[@disturbedpictures12]

What about taking your dog to the co-vet!

[@URAYULI]

It'll take your breath away! Experience the global sensation!

[@fuchfred4646]

Even the name Frank Reynolds being mentioned makes this a work of art.

[@srahhh]

Extremely well-spotted, I had to go back again to hear that. It really elevates the piece

[@jesseferguson8668]

I was looking to see if anyone else caught that lol

[@UlricSchnellock]

There's GODDAMN AIDS BLOOD in the pool?

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

Did he die of AIDS?

[@BitcoinMotorist]

Why? Did he die of AIDS?

[@Lockbar]

I remember the original AYDS commercials "I lost weight with AYDS!!" AYDS was around for a long time before AIDS. Very unfortunate for that company.

[@Epic-pf8od]

Aids was invented by a rival company, I wish more people knew this.

[@fjr70ify]

Do you mean a rival diet company to put Ayds out of business?

[@traceynomatterwhat383]

My mom used to buy them around 1980 (I was 10 at the time). She’d try to hide them because I kept sneaking into her “chewy chocolate candies”.

[@ms711x]

So was the swastika.

[@GeeseH]

@@ms711x tbf that wasn't a swastika, although I was a bit shocked when I saw the symbol surrounded by shaolin monks

[@verynice9814]

Corona beer: This pandemic will crash our sales!! AYDS: *First time?*

[@bluesyace9564]

ay corona sales haven't dipped because of the pandemic

[@THESLlCK]

@@bluesyace9564 it's like a joke though

[@zombierider85motovlogs36]

@@bluesyace9564 they actually did take a small dive in early 2020. They even had a press release urging customers to buy their products as there was no connection to the virus. Google it.

[@richardhead8264]

_Highly-underrated comment!_ 🤣👏

[@MrJeffcoley1]

Actually, Corona experienced a huge sales boom. Lots of people (like me) decided to switch to Corona beer during the corona pandemic.

[@lisa438321]

True story: my mom used these back in the 80’s. They looked like little pieces of fudge. She had to put them on the top shelf of her hutch so we couldn’t get her AYDS. Always yelling at us...”NO..AYDS aren’t for kids!” Good times

[@101iswhatsup]

😭🤣🤣

[@xiamengbaby]

Same here. I snuck a few before she caught me. I was pissed that she got all the candy.

[@sathvik6131]

How old are you? 800? haha

[@lenibeni7421]

@@sathvik6131 not everyone was born yesterday like you. Don't tell me your parents or grandparents are seven years old as well. 😄

[@sathvik6131]

@@lenibeni7421 well you getting offended by a 1 day old kid is pretty amazing to me. Lol

[@lionessroarsjohnson2684]

I was a kid but, I remember those! I believe when AIDS showed up that year they removed those ads.

[@ChadwickMann]

"Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds?" Oh my god...

[@goforbroke4428]

Stranger Man, ahhh diet pills. The item that ruined my mother’s life and turned her into an addict.

[@heleavesthe99]

@@goforbroke4428 The pain pills from my dad's construction accident got him......😔

[@pacotaco5526]

@@goforbroke4428 I'm sorry that happened to ur mother and to u because addiction affects everyone not just the addict. I hope things got have gotten better for ur mother diet pills were just as over prescribed as opiates back then I remember when fen phen came out in 92' along with a few others that were similar. 😔😭

[@goforbroke4428]

@@pacotaco5526 yeah, it was 20 years before I was born, but she never kicked it. She went on and off and just got addicted to other things. My grandparents wanted her to be even skinner even though from what I have heard, my mom was like a model when she was young. Fuck drugs and stay straight edge.

[@pacotaco5526]

@@heleavesthe99 oh I'm sorry for ur dad as well!! Addiction is terrible, prayers to those still suffering from addiction and I hope things are getting better for ur father and I'm sure it affected u as well!? 🙏😢 I'm a recovering addict myself and I have two years clean after using for 30 years, I became addicted when i was 13 after having meningitis in 93' and in ICU for several months cus of brain swelling and the severe pain that comes along with bacterial meningitis. I ended up getting addicted when they were prescribing me morphine, demerol and stadol back then we were not told that these meds were addictive so I had no idea til I tried to get off of them when I was 22!

[@cefinau]

My mom used to get mad at me for getting in her her boxes of Ayds… They were good. “they’re not candy!” Coulda fooled me…Individually wrapped little chewy squares, caramel or chocolate flavor. This was all well before AIDS appeared on the scene

[@fredrickseiler4492]

Yup. Years before.

[@L70s]

My mom bought these once, with 7 kids those went fast. Bittersweet chocolate , ex-lax, and flintstones chewables were also disappointing as a curious 8yr old.

[@Twinklez63]

Lol same here. They were yummy lol

[@raksh9]

Getting into Mom's Ayds. Uh huh. 😂

[@ThisGuy76]

@@L70s , AYDS & nicotine gum!

[@hritik25m19]

'Why take pills when you can enjoy Ayds' I am dead now

[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bingola45]

@Darth Revan No, of being stabbed in a dark passage...

[@apseudonym]

People with AIDS take the most pills though

[@IsoTopicJeff]

@@bingola45 being stabbed in a dark passage *is* an accurate description of the two most common causes, yes

[@jeffgillson]

RIP

[@michaelg.294]

As a young kid growing up in the '70's I can remember that my dad always had Ayds. I still remember the first time he gave me Ayds. Ah, those were the good ol' days!

[@nomadmarauder-dw9re]

Are you Billy?

[@davidmolina5023]

I remember these commercials from way back when. The Ayds diet program was quite successful then the aids disease started and it put them out of business.

[@HamguyBacon]

they couldn't change its name?

[@LazurBeemz]

@@HamguyBacon they tried to re-brand as "Awtism" but you'll never guess what happened next

[@morionzenza3720]

@@LazurBeemz 😂 dead

[@mitchellwood1014]

@@LazurBeemz fucking dead mate 😂😂😂

[@Jac0bIAm]

@@LazurBeemz ahahahahha 😂🤣

[@Milesco]

"Hey, it looks like you've lost weight!" "That's because I have AYDS!"

[@IMortage]

AIDS is the superior weight loss trick anyway.

[@Corrupted-file]

😂😂 If I had a nickel.

[@josephschauster6277]

lol!

[@Friendly_G]

But without the I. Scam

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Lol

[@spellcasterneo]

Lady from 1983: "Ayds helped me lose 46 lbs" Lady from 2021: "I bet it did"

[@rebeccaherrera6006]

I laughed a little too hard at this comment 😂 When I heard the actress say that, I was saying the exact same thing! 😂🤣😂

[@HiDefMediaInc]

Oh shit lmao

[@Saur]

*Lose. Loose in the opposite of tight.

[@spellcasterneo]

@@Saur thank you sir!

[@XtremiTeez]

OMG! I just showed this video to my gf, and she said, "I'll bet it did." LMFAO!!

[@phillbr51]

I remember my grandmother still had a box of these in her cabinet during the AIDS epidemic.

[@CraftySouthpaw]

This was hilariously ironic even before the placement appeared. "AIDS helped me lose 46 pounds." 🤣🤣🤣 "Why take diet pills when you can take AIDS?" 🤣

[@arelr6822]

enjoy AIDS*

[@TheSkyGamez]

Ayds*

[@ChrisD__]

* take it raw from behind.

[@justagerman140]

There's a South Park episode about this

[@HuntressCody]

@@justagerman140 sauce?

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

"How are you losing all that weight?" "My mom gave me Ayds."

[@joejoseph3078]

More like his daddy! Oh wait...that the other one.

[@ericheyes5558]

More like how did you loose the weight? My uncle gave me AIDS

[@af6462]

@@joejoseph3078 Straight people can and do get aids dumbass.

[@ultratronger]

@@joejoseph3078 since when is aids exclusive to men

[@Son_Joe_Productions]

I don’t know how to tell you this, Mr. Davani… SO I’LL LET THESE GUYS TELL YOU!!!

[@TEDdotcom]

“Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AYDS” 😂

[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

🤣🤣🤣😅

[@00RaveRat]

Yea, death will, do that to ya

[@danmoore3300]

Wolf chili from Texas will do that to you.😲

[@philipdefibaugh5683]

Both Ayds and Aids did help you lose weight, the second one in a more terrifying way.

[@JerichoGreen1]

I want AYD's!!

[@ninjapufferfish2274]

JERICHO GREEN!

[@knowone11111]

Ayds! Ayds! Ayds! Everyone's got Ayds!

[@예-o5m]

:D

[@cam18eo]

Be careful what you wish for 😂

[@예-o5m]

@@cam18eo true

[@United-Nations]

This is the type of stuff you'd hear in a GTA game car radio.

[@Jac0bIAm]

Ahahahah lmaoo so true

[@ViceKnIghtTA]

Lmaoolol yessss GTA Vice City Best GTA everrrrr

[@ephraima3328]

San Andreas commercials are my fav

[@michaela3274]

@@ephraima3328 Wrong decade

[@rich1668]

Vice city was the best, giggle cream 😂

[@musomaster9027]

Now I get why I haven’t been able to sell my COVYD diet pills

[@tinastanley4444]

😆

[@ecthelion222]

Lol that was pretty good

[@hamdanjantan399]

Why take vaccine when you can have covyd diet pills?😅😅

[@MrSpark-fx2st]

Actually, there is a several year old radio electronics company named COVID.

[@terrym5023]

You win the internets today 🏆😝

[@brendalg4]

I worked as a library aide in the 1990s. They eventually changed the name to library assistant

[@goodtoGoNow1956]

I remember a sort of unfunny joke from back then. Doctor: You have Aids. Patient: Darn, and here I thought my diet was working.

[@nrubsehcruhcehttel]

D: I have bad news and worse news. P: What's the bad news? D: You have cancer. P: And the worse news? D: You have Alzheimer's. P: At least I don't have cancer!

[@chrisaceng25]

Wow 😳 I saw the opening of the Olympics Games in Barcelona, The Mascot name is Cobi- 1992, sound familiar

[@kevinclark4369]

Ba-Dum Ching!

[@HRKFUNNYMOMENTS]

@Vulcan 😳DAYUM!🤣🥲👍#354

[@ploppyploppy]

@@nrubsehcruhcehttel D: I have good news and bad news. P: what's the good news? D: Your AIDS has gone P: Wow what's the bad news? D: Your cancer's eaten it.

[@bat6353]

"AYD'S helps you control your appetite, so you lose weight!" Oh, dear...

[@ada_unknown_2738]

Especially if you're on a meat diet

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

AYD'S CAN HELP YOU LOOSE *ALL* YOUR WEIGHT!

[@Mike-fu3xd]

@@ScienceDiscoverer if you do it fast enough...

[@echoplots8058]

The makers of this candy are now in group therapy with the heads of the corona brewery

[@jamesedward3619]

Underrated post right here. This is the second best comment I've ever read on a KZbin video.

[@quokka444]

LOL

[@srgrock]

I gotta agree with James Edwards,your post is pure comedic gold!

[@yepiratesworkshop7997]

Great comment!

[@naturalsettings7098]

Constellation Brewery

[@HailAnts]

For those that don't know, the way Ayds diet candy worked is that it contained Novocain which numbed your taste buds so you lost your appetite. It was a shame about the name because the candy actually worked, and it had no side effects or aftertaste.

[@kayhansen9229]

I remember AIDS from the late 60s early 70s and I don't think they ever had novocaine in them I remember they were just sugar mostly I don't think they tasted that bad just not that good. The way they worked was you were supposed to eat it slowly with a cup of tea or coffee and it was supposed to fill you up a little bit so that you weren't so hungry.

[@sadpug9398]

Actually a lot of people are allergic to novocaine. So there are side effects

[@FreshCarrotsFinally]

@@sadpug9398 Usually having a preexisting allergy wouldn't be considered a side effect, I'd believe I've never heard a person say that a side effect of peanuts is anaphylaxis, but I may be mistaken

[@nenamichelle]

@@FreshCarrotsFinally 💀

[@Michiganman800]

The conspiracy plot thickens Duhn duh DONE

[@zackvanhalen]

Southpark had an episode like this. Jared from Subway was telling everyone how aides helped him lose all his weight, but people thought he was talking about AIDS.

[@stolasgoetia93]

I kinda think this had to somewhat inspire that episode.

[@pastelplaytime2321]

exactly what came to mind!

[@kollusion1]

Had to be the inspiration.

[@edwardgaines6561]

And here I thought Trey & Matt came up with it on their own!

[@Thoralmir]

And then he said he'd devote his life to giving aids to overweight children. The parents didn't take it well.

[@PattyDung]

. . . It's just like the classic Johnson's Peanut Butter ad: "Johnson's-- the SUPER SPREADER !"

[@_mortei_9496]

Jesus Christ, can we please bring this back to commercial tv?

[@Milesco]

Was that a real thing?

[@PattyDung]

@@Milesco No, unfortunately

[@sumkindacheeto]

But you know what was real. "Dunka, dunka, dunka, dunka, dunkaccino. Dunka, dunka, dunka, dunka, dunkaccino."

[@michaelpugliese2715]

Does it spread the front end or the rear end?

[@wyattmann8157]

“Ayds can help you lose weight.” “I’m sure it can...but isn’t that a little drastic?”

[@aplays89]

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[@aplays89]

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[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

😅

[@EnjoyGamesss]

Thehell lmao

[@fazyt86]

That's what I said!

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

I was in university in 1983; I remember the ads. I’ve been HIV+ since 1991, lost a ton of friends who wasted away due to AIDS in the 80s and 90s, and I still find this unfortunate coincidence hilarious! 😂 Sometimes ya just gotta have a sense of humour. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@uzumazin5099]

Sorry for your loss, though.

[@구독자500명되면이같은]

How r u still alive?

[@kyon-kyon-]

@@구독자500명되면이같은how ignorant. there are many treatments available for people with HIV that helps them manage it.

[@skeed.5768]

​@@구독자500명되면이같은constantly taking medication can keep you alive

[@keagenmccartha7412]

​@@구독자500명되면이같은turned out to pretty survivable when dr fauci stopped pumping the infected full of azt and turning them into walking skeletons

[@kennyryan625]

Jared in South Park: “You’d be amazed how much weight you can lose with aides”

[@jacobcombs1106]

Imagine taking ayds while using aids, you could get in such good shape!

[@abovenbeyondyou5560]

You wanna know how I did it...WITH AYDES yaaaaay

[@Avinator5712]

*beating a dead horse* why can't I just give people aides!?

[@XVeganDaveGodFreeX]

Aids is finally funny!

[@stanmarsh912]

Ahh I knew I'd see a reference to it somewhere in here

[@zahven]

"I'm suing AIDS for copyright infringement!" -Ayd's

[@torstenscholz6243]

Hopefully the executives of the Corona Extra brewery will learn from that.

[@evil6175]

@@torstenscholz6243 LIKE A CORONA BAR DRINK, def gonna sue corona for that

[@Openreality]

Yeah no the pill was created after the discovery of the virus and it wasn't successful because they didn't take it seriously and it flopped because people knew enough about the subject matter to know that it was made out of poor taste.

[@RockyTuxedoFBI]

@@torstenscholz6243 Good one! haha

[@ohger1]

My mom got them for my dad. I tried a few. Very chewy like fudge but tasted a bit like chewing tobacco. The idea is sound - eat a couple with hot coffee or tea an hour before eating to cut the gnawing hunger so you don't overeat.

[@johnnymcblaze]

Its crazy that speed was a household drug in the 80's. "Addicted to diet pills" just rolls off the tongue easier than "fiendish speed freak" too.

[@GIitchclan12]

When they said, "doesn't make me nervous" I knew right away the alternative was amphetamines lmao.

[@meneerlagerwaard2047]

The guy even lowkey mentioned that AYDS wouldn't make you 'jittery' lol. That's one dark statement right there knowing what poison they put in those pills.

[@ogs1mpson609]

I used to pop ephedrine pills like candy before they were banned in the early 2000s.

[@denverscott37]

Yep, they were called white crosses, and you could buy them at any corner store.

[@CeeJayThe13th]

I used to love me some gas station speed!

[@maomaomi5434]

Ohhh so THIS is what south park was making fun of

[@sourishbanjo5037]

No, South Park were talking about ‘Aides’.

[@IBL15]

He’s still lookin’ good...

[@cyber_dragon_123]

@Rideable Sun I think that’s a whoosh for you

[@raisinade]

@Rideable Sun It doesn't count if a joke is so crappy that people are unlikely to recognize it as a joke.

[@elphilly9219]

@Rideable Sun Bag on everyone for their potential intellect. But you're a reddit user.... enough said. Also the first person was actually correct and wasn't in for a woosh. You played yourself. Im keen to hear what you have to say in response ;)

[@WallaceHumperdink]

All of a sudden that Jerod Fogle episode of South Park becomes even better.

[@thecoronavirus6636]

Ya misspelled that buddy

[@vellabella1]

I will have to find that clip now😆

[@tuckerbowen4626]

Nothing with that guy can ever look better again

[@grayismysuperpower]

I was once watching show at night and a commercial for the movie The Number 23 came on and then immediately following that was a Dr. Pepper commercial, talking about its 23 flavors.

[@Mcbruuh]

"The KZbin recommendations has united all of us once again."

[@vap0rtranz]

We should rethink computer AI. It's recommendations make no sense. Or, is AI suppose to make us laugh? In that case ...

[@MichaelJ44]

I hope we all unite in hate against this comment format from 2019 personally

[@clydeclyde4941]

Truly

[@UTCSB]

Wan love of yt lol

[@random-person763]

Yes

[@johnk.2508]

Back then was the only time in history that losing weight was a detriment to your sex life. "Hey Judy, you're looking great!" "Thanks! Losing weight was easy once I got Ayds!"

[@exclamationpointman3852]

Lol

[@Stealth-Operator]

100th liker

[@ic08jy700]

It was just I could never get off with a guy was all.

[@AJ42K]

Ouch. Lol.

[@11dsw]

I was a teenager. I remember thinking in 1983, “Well, that’s the end of this product“.

[@Antifearn]

When I saw the year in the title, I immediately knew what the video’s topic matter would be

[@fredrickseiler4492]

I'm old enough to remember when Ayds was just a diet aid. Then AIDS was announced, and I was I like, "Oh, damn."

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

Im not trying to go on that hard of a diet.

[@xenno8496]

@@sofakingonmynuts1438 really put the DIE im diet 😖

[@Retro6502]

I'm old enough to remember when Corona was just a beer. Then Coronavirus was announced...

[@epaminon6196]

You can remember a time before AIDS was a thing? That was, like, 40 years ago. Four times my current age. How are you even still alive?!

[@xenno8496]

@@epaminon6196.... they're still alive cause the average human lifespan is about 70 and alot live to be 100 and slightly over......duh🤨

[@Commenter26]

I see KZbin has brought us together to see a commercial about AYD's

[@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733]

I'm thankful.

[@johnjohnson201]

I got the facts

[@squishyjibblits7495]

United by the AYD's

[@VPBFR89]

For sure!

[@bobdefalco]

It leaves me jittery

[@Kryptnyt]

"You joined four newsmen in rememberance of Frank Reynolds" "When he died, we just threw him in the traysh"

[@crabtrap]

he should have been interned in 'Reynolds wrap'

[@rosegold5720]

i was looking for this comment 😂

[@Gardner0871public]

Shut up bird

[@gambino502]

Where's my toe knife Charlie?

[@unclecreepy4185]

Legendary

[@AllenManor]

I miss these simple straightforward commercials.

[@bumpy7927]

“Where you going?” “I’m just going to get AYDS”

[@bobbyknight6844]

That was one of the jokes going around at the time.

[@bumpy7927]

@@bobbyknight6844 haha really

[@DrAmazing]

AYDS marketing department: This is the worst thing that could happen to a brand. Corona Beer: Yeah about that

[@richardbonnette490]

Corona beer isn't nearly as bad. It's just a phase and not really the name universally used as it is called covid-19 as well. Aids just doesn't have an excuse, though

[@monhi64]

AIDS is way way worse what’re you talking about lol

[@assassinaria]

@@richardbonnette490 They actually stopped calling it 'The Coronavirus' in the media in fear of being sued by Corona. Remember last year when literally everyone called it 'Corona' or 'The Rona'? :P

[@richardbonnette490]

@@assassinaria Thanks for the information. Didn't bother researching the name too far so that's news to me. I would have been had it been called the Wu-flu. Definitely a meme-worthy name.

[@RobARug]

Corona: Hold my beer.

[@y3llowdog]

RIP Frank Reynolds. Man was always there to offer an egg in a trying time. Gotta pour a wolf cola in remembrance of this great man.

[@bunnygrill]

I was hoping I wasn't the only one

[@superdutchoven]

my only hope is they honored his wishes and threw him in the trash when they found him. rip to a legend

[@ArtieTheStrongestManInTheWorld]

Mmmmmm a refreshing Wolf cola! I remember my first one, I was on a trip in Boko Haram....

[@caseygriffin8878]

RUM HAM!!!!

[@andrewbaca7743]

Mantis..Mantis Toboggan MD.

[@Tribulatus_Rex]

I'm 54. In 1984 the running joke in Jr. High was, "Lose weight. Get AYDS". It never failed to slay.

[@footofjuniper8212]

I remember as a kid going to the kitchen cabinet looking for a snack and finding a box of AYD'S inside. Apparently, my mom had bought AYD'S and was trying to lose weight with it. I'm happy to report that some four decades later, she is still alive and well, despite having gotten AYD'S all those years ago.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Your Mom is a true survivor Tenderfoot! 🍻

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

Why are you putting an apostrophe in this acronym? It’s AYDS. Not AYD.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

So you were hungry because your mother was eating all the food? Sad.

[@walkertang]

@@DisgruntledPigumon buddy, thats how they spelled it in the commercial

[@walkertang]

@@DisgruntledPigumon 0:10

[@rageforthemachine]

For us born in the 70's this is one of the great running jokes of our lives.

[@Adrastia]

I read that they tried to change the name to Diet Ayds. Like that's any better. Looks like it was around since the 50s and just happened to have a really unfortunate time due to the AIDs epidemic.

[@deidrelacey4494]

Reminds me of the Corona beer

[@vanessalawrence1008]

My grandma ate them and I ate them up into the 90s. They tasted like caramels sort of

[@tittyrino]

I love me an ice cold bottle of Corona and I have to say that whoever didn’t buy the Beer because of its name IS FUCKING MORONIC

[@jasonggabbott]

We made that joke at least 10 times a day in school. Alka-Seltzer plop plop fizz fizz is a good one too! LOL

[@ThatGuyInVegas]

I remember that commercial, they were doing fine until the virus came along destroyed the product's sales, and made them laugh of nighttime comedy.

[@mkrump9403]

is it like Coronas extra? haha

[@doctorplagus7138]

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who remembered that commercial😄😄

[@annmarieknapp2480]

OMG!!! Ironically, my family lived in Sicklerville in early 70s

[@tankinator451]

This has got to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where Jared from Subway started telling everyone he didn’t lose weight from eating subway, he got Aides to help him

[@CarbageMan]

Actually, it was based on a news story that he had two physical trainers.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@CarbageMan Perhaps it was inspired by both.

[@CarbageMan]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness This is unlikely, as the product wasn't even on the market any more, by the time the news story broke. PS: -I looked it up, and the time difference was something like two decades- This may have been confusing. The show was a couple years after the weight loss scandal. The second scandal was much later. The product was popular much before. I only knew about it because my dad used to eat those dumb waxy things in the 1970's and 1980's.

[@williampilling2168]

@@CarbageMan Doesn't mean that Matt and Trey hadn't seen the commercial in the past, and drew inspiration from it.

[@CarbageMan]

@@williampilling2168 Do you know what "inspiration" is?

[@scottmallory298]

I remember the jingle in the early 80s. "Wake up, wake up with AYDS today and help to lose weight the natural way." Enough said really.

[@colorbar.s]

lol what part of that is natural?

[@butterflyforeve]

Yeah it's main ingredient was benzocaine lol not sure how that would wake you up. They later changed it to phenylpropanolamine

[@butterflyforeve]

Funny thing is most diet pills back than were mostly just caffeine

[@manolokonosko2868]

No doubt the inspiration for that episode of South Park where Jared (spokesman for the Subway franchise) stated publicly that AIDES (personal assistants) helped him lose weight by scheduling exercise sessions and watching his diet. "Everyone should get AIDES!.

[@darthkek1953]

The other punchline was just how much time had to elapse before a tragedy like AIDS could be funny and they declared that it finally was.

[@torstenscholz6243]

@@darthkek1953 Sad thing is that now we have to wait 49 years until Corona becomes funny.

[@SaltyTubers]

I remember Mom having this and me eating a whole box of them. They tasted like chewy chocolate wax, but HEY it was chocolate. So much for being an appetite supressant!

[@bobbyb3110]

Takes the south park episode on Jared and subway to a whole new level.

[@torstenscholz6243]

Well, as we know today, Jared having AIDS isn't that unlikely.

[@claudiamarie3915]

Omg hell yes

[@TheGamingDux]

I'm called Jared

[@TheTrueTerrydactyl]

This is what it’s based on

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

In the words of a wise man: _"That one didn't age quite so well."_

[@rando23232]

Bless be Jon of the Tron, for his wise words can be used on any occasions.

[@cybermark4732]

It didn’t even age at all it was dead on arrival!

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

@@rando23232 Bless be, my friend.

[@davidchism6081]

John Diggle: Obviously this particular comment didn't age too well.

[@squadscout808]

lmaoo was looking for this comment

[@paulrogers9091]

Can we all take a moment to remember my boy Frank "mantis toboggan" Reynolds that passed? 0:35

[@EctoTron1]

As per his final wish, they threw him in the trash

[@baffledbrandon3132]

Who?

[@plankwa]

@@baffledbrandon3132 watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia to find out

[@posadistpossum]

That's Dr. Mantis Toboggan to you

[@baffledbrandon3132]

@@posadistpossum Who?

[@TwoFacedGentleman]

Doug Walker said it best. It feels like the company selling this just wasn't reading ANY newspapers in the 80's. 😵‍💫

[@shezmu24]

Damn didn't know there was an alternate timeline where Frank dies before raising Dee and Dennis

[@Caledon91]

Or he faked his death in the 80s to dodge some kind of legal trouble.

[@lisaspringart8074]

The Gang Dies of Ayds

[@the_nerd5976]

"that one didn't age quite so well" -Jon Tron

[@darthkek1953]

"Why are people laughing?" - Mike Hunt

[@Adam-xf6sq]

I knew where this was going when I heard the brand name

[@beng4151]

Ah, this brings me back. The clothes, the decor, the hairstyles.....reminds me of my youth.

[@Charlezard.]

"What was the secret to my weight loss? I have aides." -Jared Fogle South Park: 😳😱

[@jbetnar]

I wanna give your kids aides too!!

[@mastermaniac1911]

@@saltypyro9458 I have this funny feeling that's a pretty big part of the joke somehow.

[@saltypyro9458]

@@mastermaniac1911 Ahh, I just saw it spelt wrong and you know the amount of idiots on the internet is endless.

[@claytonbigsby3236]

@@jbetnar Aides for Everyone foundation!

[@quasarsphere]

The most beautifully timed advert was when I watched the movie Castaway on TV. In that movie, the pilot is played by Vince Martin. In Australia and New Zealand, Vince Martin was the guy who did the Beaurepaires adverts from 1983 to 2013. In Castaway, there's a scene where Tom Hanks's character finds the pilot's body on the beach. Then there was an ad break. The very first ad was Beaurepaires! So, we see Vince Martin's bloated corpse washing up on the shore, and literally one second later he's flashing a smile and inviting us to buy some tyres.

[@kevinsheldrick917]

Reassuring

[@Armafly]

The phone rung... “Hi, may I talk to your mom, please?” “I’m sorry, sir, but mom went out to get Ayds”.

[@gperrin9050]

Hilarious

[@ryoikitenkai673]

Wtf😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrbreeze97]

They be like "W-.......why?!"

[@reneebauman2994]

I'm 66 and when my mother in law a Red Cross Blood Mobile nurse stated telling me about how dangerous Aids is, I was really confused. Asked her how " chocolate caramels can kill a person"?🥴

[@ericspecullaas2841]

@@reneebauman2994 bet she was like wtf why would someone name a candy after this deadly std

[@GorVala]

Gems like that do exist.. on dusty vhs tapes in boxes in closets

[@theformerkaiser9391]

As soon as the word “Ayds” was spoken, I knew what was going to happen

[@Treffaut]

"It doesn't have anything in it to make me nervous." Lady, the name scheme makes me nervous.

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yelp

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lmao

[@ferociousgumby]

They meant no amphetamines/speed, which used to be legal in diet pills.

[@Treffaut]

@@ferociousgumby Yeah, we got it, Chief.

[@johnduff3914]

I actually remember this commercial and the product. It was like a chocolate caramel candy. And I honestly remember when AIDS was starting to get widely reported, I thought to myself, "Isn't it that diet candy?"

[@MMTrigger]

I can't imagine why this stuff isn't around anymore.

[@demilembias2527]

you really don't need to wait for it: "I was overweight, but AIDs helped me lose 46 pounds!!" is the height of comedy in this video

[@jleehagoood8317]

Robots don't belong in the comments, stay in your lane.

[@mandinikohl2541]

I was really waiting like ok..who the fuck names a diet "ayds" ?! but also, wtf am I missing here....oh I think it's just the aids & a poorly titled video. lmao

[@jasonmartin9530]

haha that's terrible

[@JacobJonesy]

@@mandinikohl2541 no, you missed the very last line in the video 0:41 "Get the facts about AIDS"

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

​@@mandinikohl2541they decided on the name before the AIDS epidemic

[@HeartlessRandomguy]

I remember this ad being a running joke back then, it was what "I've fallen and I can't get up" would be a few years later XD

[@account4info]

I've fallen and I don't want to get up

[@johndee2990]

Can't get up *Pick me up inside* Can't get up. *Pick me up inside* Heellp Mee - press this button on my MedAlert Bracelet! Oooh, Oh, Ooh, Ah, Oooooh

[@rebecca8525]

Life alert! I remember that one

[@philip6502]

I used to work for Life Alert. They were actually a good company. Although, some of the sales people were a-holes.

[@edwardmitchell6581]

Some kids got suspended for doing an imitation of the ad in a school project. I had know idea it was a real thing.

[@kiskaloo6843]

So funny. My mother bought Ayds to help her lose weight and us kids found them thought they were candy and scoffed the lot. No, she was not happy, especially when it did not suppress our appetite.

[@Grace-ir8er]

Hoo boy, seeing the name of the candy pill thing and knowing what _has_ to come next is like watching a train crash in slow motion.

[@_mortei_9496]

You gotta love marketing and society

[@mikbubble8049]

"Guys, we need to rename our product?" "Why? We already did the ad campaign?" "We just... We just need to, okay?!"

[@muirgirl]

I like to think they thought the AYDS brand would outlast that whole AIDS crisis thing. So close.

[@TaunellE]

"We came up with a new name! We call it the 'anthracks diet'." 🤦‍♀️

[@torstenscholz6243]

@@muirgirl They did, but oh god, were they wrong.

[@lolsaidthescorpionlmao]

You know what? Let's just go for a number, how about 911 Diet? cause you'll think losing so much weight is criminal..

[@Felipekimst]

Then the they rename it to coaronna

[@tomalva4640]

I can honestly say, I did not search for this...!!! 😂😂😂

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

Who would? LOL!

[@j_mack1996]

Same here.

[@1fires1]

no one did.

[@johndee2990]

I did.. After seeing it in my recommendations and sharing it with friends.

[@kjnodwell]

Omg...BAHAHA!! When I first started watching it I thought it was an old skit from SNL😝

[@chrisgeorge84]

The old diet pill was just speed haha. This ones less “jittery” and you can eat on em LOL.

[@fuddrucker74]

I remember this product. It was on daytime TV commercials all the time. And in every shopping center. My Mom was the office manager for a large Dr.s office and I used to read JAMA and the Lancet, all the time. When the verbiage was settled as calling the wasting disease we know as "AIDS", I saw an ayds commercial and thought, "well this has a short shelf life" (pardon the pun). Sure enough, it was off the shelf, out of stores, and done away with.

[@jackcr2477]

"In remembrance of Frank Reynolds" The gang fake Frank's death for the insurance money

[@Atz_Shee_Dea]

THIS COMMENT HAD 69 LIKES WTF LOOOOL

[@kyledailey]

Frank Reynolds en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Reynolds

[@loopshackr]

What spooks me is that I well remember watching Frank Reynolds and he died nearly 38 years ago.

[@midnightson33]

I loved Ayds - thought they tasted good. My sister's friend ate the whole box in one sitting.

[@TheConorsmithusa]

He's still looking gooooood, his name is Jared and he's STILL looking good!!!

[@TerrenceNowicki]

eatin' them sammiches all the time