Unhinged Wedding Speech

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[@bolivians4breakfast143]

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[@BriannaBow]

Hey dad, quiz time. KFC or Popeyes. GO!

[@christopherlowery9901]

This why we all need friends that arent afraid to tell us when we are being stupid.

[@Noa-g1ex]

Honestly, in life you need to have people who arent afraid to tell you the hard truth so we can all better ourselves, and you can tell this dude have never been checked by anyone in his life, he gives off "everyone revolves around me" vibe

[@Yammiathehedeghog]

u can have friends who tell u the hard truth but if ur not willing to listen whats the point

[@user-xe4rt3dd6t]

Or a wife that will tell him he's being stupid

[@cloudlemons]

I wonder if you look both ways when you cross my mind, I said I said I’m sick of sick of sick of sick of chasing you’re the one who’s always running through my daydreams I. I can only see your face when I close my eyes

[@bxile730]

Absolutely, but if we take it a step further, there are times when a friend warns there friend and that person will still do it and only learn theough their own mistakes

[@TheDUMBASSWearsPrada]

this dude wrote his wedding vows with the mindset of "this one's ferda boiz 😎"

[@truehappiness4U]

Those guys should never marry a woman. They should marry their buddies because they only care about their approval and wanting to fit in. Cringe, childish.

[@rezokk7220]

Google en passant

[@bhocolatebhipbookie3967]

😂😂😂 the sunglasses on your comment 😂😂

[@richardbottom9843]

@Peppyyoz please cease your existence

[@DM-nw5lu]

Even if it was ferda boiz it's still fn' depressing lmao.

[@violetWinter54]

Imagine if after the wedding their daughters are just like "mom, what did dad mean when he said you could be a toaster strudel or a twinkie?". this is so vile to do in front of children

[@simpdefendmlady6579]

Seethe and cope

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@simpdefendmlady6579 You're hilarious. /s

[@simpdefendmlady6579]

@@ultimaxkom8728 Big mad

[@swedish9319]

Major pedo vibes from the simp guy

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@simpdefendmlady6579 Big funny.

[@ajc7295]

The worst part is how genuine and heartfelt her vows are, makes the cringe of his vows even more unbearable 🤢

[@rustyfool3740]

@evilm3617play in your dads gun safe

[@aspynwyatt6726]

This!! she said she thought it was funny and that's just how they are but i feel like that would be easier to believe if like she wrote hers "funny" too

[@ellyqueen8504]

He thinks and talks like a truly honest simp

[@chrise.9316]

​@@rustyfool3740 👏👏👏 you said it perfectly.

[@demonicgaminginc.4746]

@Aspyn Wyatt Do you know what the phrase “That's just how we are” even means? It doesn’t mean they both have the same exact personality , thought process, and humor, dummy. My wife takes almost everything serious. I on the other hand take absolutely nothing serious. Despite her taking everything serious she loves how I poke fun about everything. When she gave birth to our first child the doctor said “she crowning” and I said “She crowning a king or a queen” my wife mid labor laughed. “That’s how we are”. It literally just means that’s how they are with each other, he acts like a class clown I laugh at it.

[@gyrthez246]

Part of me was thinking about how much he'd probably regret that embarrassing speech later in life, but then the other part of me realised this dude won't ever have the self awareness to recognize it.

[@ErikPelyukhno]

Ah the problem solved itself, wonderful! He can go forward in life being a terrible dude and be none the wiser 🎉

[@tiagobelo4965]

It almost even feels like it was someone else who wrote it for him as a joke/dare

[@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATE]

Nah moist was jealous af

[@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATE]

Listen how mad he Is that the guy has a good wife

[@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATE]

"OMG THEY JUST LET HIM SAY WHAT HE WANTS MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD HVE CAGED MY COC FOR MONTHSSS"

[@zacharysmith4787]

Dude gives strong "I'm not an asshole, everyone's just a bunch of pussies" vibes.

[@AleTitan]

"I'm just brutally honest"

[@memenazi7078]

@@AleTitan brutally relatable

[@ianfechtner8755]

“I just say it how it is!”

[@Princessbuttercupish]

"I just say what we're all thinking" as though we're all as mentally unhinged as he is.

[@mrbigman9400]

He is a MAGA dummy so

[@BG_StuartJ]

His mom’s joke about him being grounded was funnier than anything in his vows.

[@lightningshy5287]

Obviously, him getting grounded never taught him manners

[@uraniumcranium2613]

you love the mom admit it

[@GeorgeMonet]

Are you sure it was a joke?

[@dreamglitch]

Moms like her enable sons behavior like this. She probably thinks degrading women is funny.

[@che887]

@Peppyyoz you ever considered eating an entire bottle of Benadryl

[@FakeDessert]

Her vows actually are sad, it's her saying he's too good for her and she doesn't deserve him, poor thing has her confidence completely stripped 😊

[@flygonplayzpokemon6353]

Wrong emoji but yeah

[@rockyevans1584]

​@@flygonplayzpokemon6353I like a curveball

[@january3rd293]

@@flygonplayzpokemon6353 oof you're right, my mind for some reason auto-read that as the crying emoji because of the text itself, and i had to double take for a sec to realize it was a smiley one because yeah that's probably not the one OP meant to use

[@kittyycaat_]

​@@january3rd293 or perhaps they meant it in a sarcastic/ironic way? Like I'm 17 and I've sent texts like "fuck you☺️" or "thanks for ruining my day☺️" or something like that before so yeah

[@january3rd293]

​@@kittyycaat_ It's true, that's a way of using it! I just suppose, wouldn't it be different because they're talking about someone else's hardship instead of their own? Sort of like if i go: "haha I'm stupid lmao", it's a different sort of mood and message than if i go: "haha he's stupid lmao", at least as I understand it.

[@OtsoNick]

Kinda shocked you didn't talk about the whiplash you get when you hear the womans vows. She's so fucking sweet and lovely and sappy. It's honestly heartbreaking how sweet hers were and how stupid and childish his were.

[@ameliorateepoch9917]

I can hear the divorce bells!~🔔🎵

[@bbrriaaanna]

@@ameliorateepoch9917she wouldn’t . if she even thought of marrying him in the first place the poor girl will probably stay with him. this ain’t even his humor like a lot of comments are saying, he genuinely thinks this and is a misogynist lmfao.

[@Rudi.418]

@@bbrriaaanna "misogynist 🤡" not everything is misogony. he tried to be funny at his own wedding (who the fuck would ever think about that honestly) and failed miserably. the embarrasment after that must be so big. and he should be embarrased for doing a bad idea like that

[@hydroxyl5130]

​@Happy this dialogue is misogynistic though... so..

[@JulyIzHere]

@@Rudi.418 “not everything is misogyny” proof that it isn’t? Cuz u way too defensive over that word

[@OzzieTheHead]

If this guy can get married, either there is hope for everyone or the whole institution is fucked

[@weaponizedglitter69]

I'm going with the latter

[@williamdavis7390]

The institution of marriage is fucked. There is no reason to get married as a guy besides the expectation to. The whole thing needs to be rewritten.

[@vincetaliaferro2777]

Yeah society has a ways to go... atleast 100 years behind schedule..

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

He is definitely the creepy uncle that’s obsessed with sex. I feel sorry for any children related to him

[@wendynerd1199]

It can be both.

[@Barack_Oballin]

imagine getting married, and the person you're marrying is just talking about how they like to fill you with their special sauce

[@bloxz2944]

I’d be very uncomfortable and also is there any kids there?😂

[@Jake-xr4ii]

Hey! Ever heard of a joke before? :D

[@justacomment97]

Welcome to Hell 2023

[@goatcheese2174]

Thank you for your input, 2003 Toyota Corolla

[@SewerrRattz]

@@bloxz2944 Yea their kids were there from what I’ve heard.

[@maddyhenderson1025]

He didn’t write his vows for his wife, he wrote them for the other men in the room☹️

[@alexbush714]

Men are extremely homosocial and do pretty much everything in life for other men's validation and attention. It's really cringe when you start to pick up on it. This is a prime example of it.

[@Dani-Claw]

Probably so they wouldn’t say "Broooo that was so gay, all full of emotions," so he showed everyone he was the most sex having sex haver there

[@meowmeow2XX7]

ikr

[@Tiffany-ov2jf]

​@@Dani-Clawthats so pathetic and sad

[@kardonay]

I think you are spot on Maddy - he wasn't setting out to be mean. He is just a simple tool with no self-awareness. No doubt those who know him IRL would not have been suprised by his dick actions

[@Gh0sb0ss]

Charlie is the only layer of separation that can make this level of cringe non-lethal

[@H1storix]

The second hand embarrassment is wild with this one

[@rkarmic]

The meat riding here is nuts

[@dylan6386]

@Twitter Warrior you do know that not everybody watches his livestreams, if you’re that starved for new Charlie content, idk what to say other than get a life and stop wasting your time with dumb comments like this on KZbin 😅

[@Terrible_name]

@Twitter Warrior curated content bad

[@bennoel4555]

I saw the OP I thought it was cute honestly haha They were having fun with it

[@MoonWielder]

Not only did his vows suck, but so was his delivery. He sounded so bored when he was reading his vows, and he was barely opening his mouth. She deserves better!

[@ineedaname5017]

I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

​@@ineedaname5017stop replying to every comment holy shit

[@ineedaname5017]

@@bongosmcdongos4190 do something abt it

[@FumanyuX]

​@@ineedaname5017 stop copy pasting that sht

[@AstralLite04]

@@ineedaname5017 She has no self respect, she deserves better

[@maralvss]

What’s sad is that the wife’s vows were so heartfelt and genuine and she even put herself down at times

[@A-Warthog-cc1wm]

it's even sadder to think that when this dude talks about her, he just thinks of sex and that's it. just sees her as some sex doll or something, it's awful and this dude is an asshole for it.

[@derkommissar4986]

​@A-Warthog-cc1wm you cant judge everything about him over this tiktok, yes it is very cringe that this is his wedding vow but oh well, they got married for a reason and it if he really was only there for sex then the lady wouldn't have married him anyway

[@SilverSphereSorcerer]

​@@derkommissar4986 LOL people can get married for bad reason or even no reason at all. Why do you think the divorce rate is so high?

[@solarbell9990]

@@derkommissar4986 sure but like, yes I can judge his vows. And I will. They were fucking weird.

[@jovexin]

I thought hers were going to be just as brutal but ended up just being anti climactic 😢

[@Gye5451]

Charlie’s forced smile is the most wholesome yet scariest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Motus_Noctis]

It's like Agent 47 smiling.

[@chisecrecy4974]

I almost expected him to end the speech with a "Giggity."

[@Kingofthenet2]

😂😂😂

[@lailani.c46]

Literally

[@UnknownAI3]

Fr

[@Brianna_Rain]

I’m not a conservative person, but I would die of embarrassment if my husband said even a fraction of that in front of our family and friends. 🤦🏻‍♀️ That is some S tier cringe. I could see that being funny between the two of them in private, but not in front of everyone during your ceremony. For our wedding, my husband and I wrote eachother letters and we sealed it in a box with wine so we could open them on our 1 year anniversary a read them together in private. Maybe they should have done something like that instead. 😂

[@Oystercaulk]

​@Peppyyoz didn't ask

[@jojo-xk8ri]

its not even about being conservative. this is about respecting your significant other. which he clearly doesnt.

[@ellyqueen8504]

Marriage is such a normie thing to do. You can't just decide to be with someone for the rest of your life, gotta make a big fuss about it

[@emogolem]

@@ellyqueen8504 cringe comment

[@jillakkuma]

@@emogolem they’re right💀

[@Queenxily]

This was a Harry Potter themed wedding Her vows were actually really heartfelt and watching her spill her heart out to this man while all he can think of is “saving I love you is beta behavior” really gets me.

[@diktatoralexander88]

Its ironic, to me degrading women to being sexual objects and being open about 'marriage to me is about the sex' is more of a beta behavior than anything.

[@TheCorgiLoaf]

@@mrgreenboy644 She's probably changed his life since she's the only person able to stand him without feeling the constant urge to drop kick him.

[@denusklausen3685]

@@diktatoralexander88 just stop using that language all together.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

Of course it was Harry Potter themed-

[@diktatoralexander88]

@@denusklausen3685 The problem isn't wiht the language, back in the day (like 10 years ago) it actually was a useful personality trait system, until the past few years it's been hijacked by a bunch of incel Alpha wannabes.

[@adithyasj5840]

A part of soul died when he said 'gagging and headboard slamming'.

[@dreamiinotdream730]

It didn’t help that I realized his children were there. If I heard my dad say that to my mom, even as a child, I would not have be able to live that down

[@dohc16vturbo4g63]

I want a man to say that to me ❤

[@orionbarnes1733]

@@dohc16vturbo4g63 Yeah but probably not in front of your family and friends, as well as a priest.

[@dohc16vturbo4g63]

@@orionbarnes1733 a priest 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Actify143]

@@orionbarnes1733 Even worse: the priest is his MOTHER!

[@mayorofspicytown893]

Charlie has made his wedding video speech look like a hostage situation

[@SynthLizard8]

That creepy silent smile at the end thought sold the whole thing.

[@arpwcos2011]

Why are the replies so empty? this almost has like 1K likes and the comment above mine has 93

[@azopanya7477]

Ikr

[@rebeccanater]

and he immediately gets the year wrong. 2022 since jesus' birth, not death

[@DaGrizzlyBear]

​@@rebeccanater nah its death 2022 AD so after death

[@KyrynJ]

It was in front of her daughters too which is sickening. Imagine teaching your daughter that this is how a woman should be spoken to.

[@windy8544]

she probably heard worse at home

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

They'll grow up thinking that this what they should expect from a man and that they have to tolerate it unless they want to be alone forever.

[@egglordsasuke8532]

They will grow up thinking they can treat anyone like that, just because it happened to a woman doesn't mean that they will only treat women like that. If it happened to the husband, you wouldn't be going on about how to treat men specifically.

[@bellebonebag8096]

@@egglordsasuke8532 Unhinged comment

[@trippingandbrowsing1269]

@@bellebonebag8096 these dudes can't go one second without turning the victimization onto them. As if its normal for men to be degraded in marriage.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

Man, if my husband wrote his vows like I was his hooker, on our wedding day, I would literally leave him at the altar 💀 no way I'm gonna let someone treat me like a prostitute on such a serious and important event in front of friends and family, it FELT degrading even just to watch, let alone being subjected to it! I feel kinda nauseous listening to his bows, especially compared to hers. Dude making it very clear he only sees her as a sex toy :/

[@rhiannn3416]

fr

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

No he was joking and she literally said on tiktok that they joke like that with each other. Stop intruding on other peoples life.

[@womenstriving8960]

@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere what’s funny about this?

[@Ashley-us3ci]

@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere that's fine but then why were her vows actually serious and heartfelt? clearly she thought this was a special and serious moment. there's a difference between the way you joke with your spouse day to day and what you say to them the moment you are promising to spend your life with them. it's a huge red flag that he couldn't think of something better than degrading her and basically saying "you're a shitty cook but a good lay"

[@glassheartsx]

The only way I see her being okay with this is if she has a straight-up humiliation fetish. This is bad enough, because you have a whole audience right in front of you who do not consent to being a part of your humiliation fetish. Otherwise, the most likely case, she is definitely being abused and manipulated into being "okay" with this. Very hard to watch, I didn't watch the whole thing. Women, never be an "easygoing" wife who "never complains" -- you are human first and foremost. Your role is not to be "easygoing."

[@alyssaherr39]

In the wife's vows, she was apologetic that she wasnt enough and talked about how she was so greatful for him and how she doesnt deserve him. Its honestly really sad.

[@V__Vahaa]

Truly so gross. I hope she can find happiness.

[@arlenaform9342]

@@yozlolYFGA imma need you to get off your computer, an yah didn’t expose shi

[@mychemicalemotions]

​@Twitter Warrior Jealousy is not a good look.

[@mylam658]

@Twitter Warrior why copy and paste these on every reply instead of just making it a comment

[@akina9633]

@Twitter Warrior thank god you came to his comment section to cry about it

[@BalefulRogue]

The way he did this in front of both families and friends, and just kept going ☠

[@MokohiChan]

The fact that someone made a bot just to repeat a copy pasta about how much they hate Charlie's videos is so pathetic it's hilarious. So boring that he lives rent free in your brain at all times, huh?

[@pierce8070]

@Twitter Warrior dont need to cry about it lol

[@RizZRizZ-]

@@MokohiChan now the bot lives rent free in you

[@MokohiChan]

@@RizZRizZ- Not really. This is a one off comment which =/= the effort it takes building an entire bot to copy paste my message endlessly for months on end. Basically, my comment took like 2 minutes to write. Bots take a while to build and a ton more effort. I will likely forget this entire conversation in like a day or two. Building a bot however takes like a week.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

And their kids

[@theedexterspeckman6512]

im getting married in two months and im really struggling on writing my vows but after i watched this im still struggling to write them but at least i’ll have the knowledge that they won’t be as awful as whatever this man did

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

Congrats 👏

[@psychohippie]

Congrats on your wedding! It's always a little bit of a boost when you can realize you truly aren't doing that bad afterall! 😂 Good luck for your vows!

[@roa3432]

Congratulations! It's certainly tough to find the words but maybe start by talking about the moment you realized you wanted to marry your partner and what you love about them. Good luck with the vows!

[@jorgegarrido7115]

Congrats dude!

[@rosslindsey2638]

I’m getting married in October and same! Congrats on the wedding btw

[@sarahtheseraph2869]

I would literally rather die alone than have this happen to me.

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

​@zabbee2323 as someone who is not interested whatsoever in romance, marriage or sex I find it funny when people say "you are going to die alone" like it's some sort of insult. Just because I don't have a partner doesn't mean I'm gonna be alone; ex, my best friend. I think people forget that it's perfectly fine having a platonic relationship with someone. Of course, I get that most people feel more fulfilled with a significant other but personally I think the "dying alone" thing is dramatic

[@eyemabolo4130]

Not like you had a choice lol

[@u_s_e_rname]

@@eyemabolo4130 You're not funny. Just because you're some kid who thinks he's all grown up and can say whatever shit he wants, you can't. You most likely wrote this because you love to joke about other people being alone whilst you yourself have a utterly meaningless life. Not everybody here wants to nor has the patience to deal with you and others similar to yourself.

[@eyemabolo4130]

@@Mrfish453 I know im the best

[@amyeastman8764]

@@paradoxtatorstudios9681ITA! I’ve had relationships and none were very supportive

[@kameillakittycat]

I don't know what would be worse, walking in on your parents or hearing this being spoken into reality.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

As someone who once walked in on their parents, I feel like these vows are worse.

[@Nyanx4]

At least the first one is a sign of a healthy relationship- this one seems anything but. Like, even if the bride and groom are fine with it- evidently not everyone there was. Otherwise there wouldn't have been a need for Mom to intervene.

[@ZionDoesMakeup]

​@@AngryReptileKeeper Same walked in on my parents as a kid and was more mad than traumatized

[@dino_mite8403]

​@@ZionDoesMakeup "why are y'all jumping on the bed without me 😡"

[@thekingofnothing8895]

​@@Nyanx4 the mom just did it in a joking manner, she was in on it. She's probably where he got his humor from, and no one there really seems too uncomfortable. More nervous, and honestly, this was all discussed prior to the wedding. The girl explained it all on the original post

[@SynopsisGrim]

The bride seems happy because she believes she can't do any better and he's taking full advantage of it

[@empath9814]

The sad thing is she doesn't understand why people find it disgusting. She responded to how she felt when the video blew up. She says she's happy and that's just him joking around. Unfortunately I dated someone like that I can guarantee they aren't joking around.

[@wil404]

Hot take, maybe she's just as dumb as he is.

[@quentin9628]

@@empath9814 how do you know that this person isn't joking around?

[@Anonymoususer78913]

Or maybe she actually is happy

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

@@empath9814 I’m sure he’s just joking

[@SecondKira17]

I think this is revolutionary honestly. When have you ever been at a wedding, heard the vows and thought, “ew what”

[@warlordofbritannia]

I know right? They’re speedrunning the honeymoon phase!

[@ausmas9462]

My dad is the type to make jokes about their sex life to gross the kids out. Tbh he’s kind of a guy’s guy. But on their wedding day, it was nothing but words of adoration, unconditional love. You could just tell he loved her more than anything and yeah that grossed me out too in a way 😂 but it was SO SWEET. I can’t imagine if he got up there and did something like this

[@cosmichild1]

@@ausmas9462 Yeah your dad may be sweet but this guy was going waaaaaay too far, even his mother had to call his name to stop him

[@splash_067]

​@cosmic child the fact he'd say all that in front of her to...

[@thekingofnothing8895]

​@@cosmichild1 I feel like if it's YOUR wedding, and everyone there consents to the wedding plans, which they were, then I don't see any issue. Just cus you have a preference doesn't mean he went too far, they both contributed and consented to the wedding

[@sarahe4508]

I hope the woman loves herself enough to know she deserves better

[@Dumdidiot]

He's probably rich

[@sarahe4508]

@@Dumdidiot based on how the wedding looks I highly doubt it

[@Dumdidiot]

@@sarahe4508 🫥

[@IkesPimpHand]

Why do females ALWAYS think they deserve better for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

[@hanniballecter5383]

She married him soo she doesn't

[@sapphirewilliams5586]

Has to be the slimiest wedding vows out there. That fact that he felt confident giving this speech at all is really telling of his character.

[@vincentlee7359]

Hey man, she's his living flesh light. She'll obviously be fine 😂 .. 😅

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

Huh? You don't even know those people

[@sapphirewilliams5586]

@@senatorarmstrong2100 Huh? What r you on about?

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

@@sapphirewilliams5586 my point is, you assumed that he is a scumbag even though you don't even know em

[@bellebonebag8096]

@@senatorarmstrong2100 He is a scumbag. He was saying all this stuff in front of his daughters and his wife's family. Why do you think he's NOT scummy?

[@Invisible.fatty99]

The way the bride sounded when she said “really?” Heartbreaking. She’s clearly embarrassed

[@bluewolfchicken7310]

Timestamp? I didn't catch that

[@skeleton1_goose8]

Honestly, the bride seemed to find it all funny. She also heavily defended her husband multiple times on TikTok (many people were going on every single post and either insulting her husband or asking why she wasn’t leaving him) I think her sister also defended her husband, but I can’t remember exactly, so take that with a grain of salt.

[@Gewsfrahba]

they have been together for over 10 years, and already have children together. ive known the husband since high school and hes always been this way lol

[@swans-are-dead]

@@Gewsfrahba we got witnesses

[@vixen878]

@@Gewsfrahba that's cute!

[@ouijacorn]

I still can't believe someone from her side of the family didn't punch his lights out.

[@expressrobkill]

That seems unnessaseraly violent and strait up psychotic.

[@supersentaipepsi3736]

​@expressrobkill but we can agree the groom is a piece of shit

[@thatguy5391]

​@@expressrobkill and saying all this in front of your daughters isn't?

[@mr.thammisses6119]

​@@expressrobkill what's psychotic is him writing these vows. He definitely deserves a good beating.

[@lukegaming86]

@@expressrobkillu seem like the kind of person that thinks this is okay. Nobody cares about honor anymore

[@driftingobsidian8792]

I was expecting him to say "Thats about it, see ya." at the end of his short video to his friend

[@alext6933]

You guys know about that high ass divorce rate? This dude just fixed it for all of us. Thanks for the perfect template for all future wedding vows.

[@mrgreenboy644]

Y'know, if people like this are why the rate's so high, I don't know whether to feel relieved for my future or disgusted with the human race

[@adminbob_]

@@mrgreenboy644 it’s not bc of people like him what

[@idontknowwhattoputhere371]

@@mrgreenboy644 just call them out and shame them, even as a good person if you ignore the issue you become part of it.

[@simpdefendmlady6579]

@@adminbob_ Ok lnceI

[@adminbob_]

@@simpdefendmlady6579 what

[@Kapcerballs]

You can see Charlie is actually really happy and excited to have the chance of making that short video for Matt because he showed it on here, truly one of the purest forms of friendship.

[@loosiph7874]

@Peppyyoz touch grass

[@MulchMuncher420]

@@loosiph7874LMFAO FR

[@loveableheathen7441]

Great way to permanently ruin your relationship with your son in law... Enjoy your awkward family reunions... Better to just talk to him

[@Kapcerballs]

@@loveableheathen7441 What? Son in law? What are you talking about brother

[@-xirx-]

Bro, this video was fkin SPONSORED!! On this channel, like wtf?

[@detoxablecognition4916]

I am CERTAIN that marriage will last with such an eloquent declaration of love

[@chelscara]

Oh don’t worry, she already had two of his kids 🙃🙃 this will be a great, functional family unit

[@honeyswann]

I’m honestly more scared for their children tbh

[@eboone]

comical reply section so far

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

People care way too much about random strangers... Its just a funny vow that they most likely set up for laughs. She was fine with it. Chronically Online

[@Xvladin]

I think its silly that people will say that things like this are an indicator of a marriage being doomed to fail, but having a high number of sexual partners ISNT lol

[@almica1228]

this makes me so sad :( i heard that they were together for a really long time and she had to beg him to get married, and these wedding vows were his way of punishing her for wanting that commitment

[@Leslie_Knope]

They met 13 years ago and started dating 10 years ago. 10 years to get married, and they have 2 kids. Yeah, that's a sign. He even "joked" about leaving her for a hotter woman in his vows. Who does that? She sadly believes he is too good for her. This marriage will not last, but I doubt she will be the one ending it. I can see him cheating in the future and leaving her for someone younger.

[@dream-nz9yb]

@@Leslie_Knope and then deflecting responsibility because “he never wanted to get married”

[@Leslie_Knope]

@@dream-nz9yb 10 years should have been a sign to her that he just wasn't too keen on marrying her. That is a ridiculous amount of time to wait, especially when you already have two kids. She's either the one or she's not. You know pretty quickly.

[@Leslie_Knope]

@@dream-nz9yb It's sad when everyone else sees the red flags but the person who needs to the most. Maybe we're all wrong, though. Crazier things have happened. 😂

[@ember9361]

@@Leslie_Knope they met in middle school. She's daft because she's young. One day she'll wake up. Or not, unfortunately it may never happen. But it's often that I hear about women being stuck with dead beat husbands just because they didn't know what they were missing and because of social pressure to fulfill her role

[@evakarin21]

I was at a wedding for a second cousin and they decided to do that thing where the wife sits on the chair and the husband takes off the garter belt. The husband decided to put his head under her dress and when he came back up he made a comment into the microphone about how he couldn't wait to "eat her good tonight". this was in front of hundreds of people mostly older Italian Catholics. It was so awkward and everyone felt embarrassed. That was ten years ago and we still talk about it.

[@kozuyoko7028]

if I was the wife I would be absolutely mortified

[@thekidwhogrows]

He seems like a scholar

[@thekingofnothing8895]

Legend

[@TheDUMBASSWearsPrada]

I'm with The King of Nothing on this one that's mild average dad humor, I dub this based

[@mrgreenboy644]

As an Italian(American) Catholic, *yikes*

[@someanon1984]

Imagine being either of their grandparents having to just sit there and listen to that.

[@warlordofbritannia]

“I knew I should have encouraged Sarah to get that abortion…” “Well, maybe we’ll get lucky and she kills him…”

[@SergyMilitaryRankings]

Sex isn't taboo in all families

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@SergyMilitaryRankings It isn't on _"all",_ but it certainly is on _"most"_ families, especially when it's on public and there's minors nearby.

[@SergyMilitaryRankings]

@@ultimaxkom8728 generalization, the age of sex being Taboo needs to end.

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@SergyMilitaryRankings Ironic or hypocrite? As you're the one who generalized _"all families"_ here.

[@hm-fy5iz]

the worst part about the "toaster strudel or twinkie" thing was that he said "tonight, i'm gonna let you decide" meaning, he usually doesn't

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

Ugh, you're right y:

[@tjenadonn6158]

This guy definitely learned everything he knows about the physical act of love from The Hub.

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

@@tjenadonn6158 Holy shit, for a split second I thought you meant the network MLP was broadcast on :'y

[@cellochel1582]

Doesn’t surprise me one bit

[@carrickbend6184]

Imagine how her parents felt listening to the guy say all this foul shit during the wedding vows. There's a time and a place for this type of humor.

[@lacey892]

Right this might be 'their sense of humor', but to say that in front of all their friends and family (and kids?!) is so inappropriate. This is like bachelor party or 'late in the reception' humor dude like who puts this foul shit in their actual VOWS Jesus H Christ

[@carrickbend6184]

@@lacey892 He did say "you and the girls" didn't he? Jesus christ I hope they didn't have to listen to their mother be spoken about this way.

[@BlinksAwakening]

"Humor"

[@RedF0XDelta]

@Skar Yeah, you did it huh? The guy’s got 12.9M loyal subs who would know at this point if he did something that is normally frowned upon. Shameless plug

[@mirvvvv]

@goezlolololbro stfu😂 nobody cares

[@atotallyrandomchickonthein5460]

and it’s crazy how she responded with “it’s his humor, we’ve been together for a long time and i love him” 😧

[@that.ll_do_pig]

Makes sense when you think about her vows and how she [paraphrase] "liked him so much in high school and always felt he was too good for her." Her self-esteem was and still appears to be total shit.

[@carmeloanthony5267]

She's gonna get treated like sh*t for sure

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

​Fathers, please be present in your daughters' lives.

[@atotallyrandomchickonthein5460]

@@ThinWhiteAxe exactly, that’s why i’m so appreciative of my dad because he taught me how men should treat me (and how i should mutually respect them ofc)

[@IveGotAHondaFifty]

Maybe it is, people are weird. She might ove him for it. Personally i think its batshit. But to each his own i guess.

[@SrmegaCabra]

If I had a son and he gave a speech like that on his wedding day I would feel like a failure and would drink myself to death at the wedding reception

[@Kosmopoli]

Holy shit

[@womenstriving8960]

Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?

[@womenstriving8960]

Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?

[@womenstriving8960]

Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?

[@handsomestman]

Honestly SAME, I’ve failed in life, I’d think about it till i die, where did i go wrong?

[@hayleyxyelyah]

this made me realize that a certain amount of scumbags in the future are going to just have chatgpt write their vows and it made me feel really sad

[@jagi7976]

That’s a good thing, whatever chatgpt comes up with is better than this trash

[@pcssesses]

@@jagi7976 FOR REAL

[@hayleyxyelyah]

@@jagi7976 I mean yeah, I agree.

[@taylorbechstein1681]

Or they're like "we were supposed to write vows?"

[@TheSupremeHaloMaster]

I did that ..

[@WaferCaker]

imagine being together for 10 years and for your vows you get a "twinkie or toaster strudel"

[@sugawarakoshi4938]

​@@yozlolYFGA shush

[@calamorta]

We might be overreacting. They know each other for 10 years, this might be an inside joke for them.

[@DRGeralt]

​​​@@calamorta THEN KEEP IT INSIDE! I don't care how long they've been together, this is just fucked. Were I that woman's father, I'd have beat the shit out of him

[@idontneedanamehere]

I mean obviously I’d pick Twinkie

[@Jc-wz5xc]

@@calamorta crude inside jokes are not for formal public speeches

[@iloveplasticbottles]

They'd been together for 10 years. 10 years. And that's all he has to say.

[@MagikRasputina]

What breaks my heart is that the bride was on tiktok and defended the groom saying they shared a sense of humor and this wasn't at all any sort of red flags. Her vows were so touching and sweet. Even when she belittled herself, at least it was light-hearted and you could see she was trying to have fun. But his are just... gross. I sincerely hope this man genuinely does treat her better than his vows imply, because she deserves so much better. Everyone deserves better. Except maybe that guy.

[@hynson1744]

Youll find out one day kiddo. She isn't a victim. You've just been brainwashed.

[@zebnemma]

Yeah I used to have the same humor dynamic with my ex too... And I did for a while enjoy it genuenly (like roasting eachother). Until it shifted into him sneaking in some very passive aggressive stuff and saying it was still just joking around. And then after some years more it had developed into full blown just saying abusive things and still say it's just joking. So yeah be watchfull of that stuff. Even if you have a certain dynamic with your partner if they start saying mean things and saying it's just joking around then please have self respect and dump that scum! So yeah still a red flag even though that bride thinks they have a special bond or whatever. "We can joke about anything, we are perfect for eachother". Is the same thing I used to say about my ex too. She clearly loves him very much(big heart) and has low self worth and that's a bad combo, perfect for an abuser to swoop in and pretend to be their soulmate and trap them.

[@shadow-squid4872]

Makes me wonder how a guy like that even gets married to begin with, especially one that’s so open about mainly liking his future wife just for the sex. Marriage is the last thing fuckbuddies should do together

[@hankagura5355]

God rest the anime pfps!!! Save yourselves!!! The internet ghouls are on the way!!! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

[@sk8foryellow168]

@@zebnemma we do not care

[@articaXO]

Big balls

[@warriordalla5286]

​@@TwitterWarrior337of course your name is twitterwarrior lmao

[@laupoke]

I have been crying for about a week now

[@Joebobinator]

​@@warriordalla5286Pretty sure they are just another bot, they copy paste that same message into every reply thread

[@Rosskles]

​@Twitter Warrior How long have you been a cuck then?

[@if7723]

@Twitter Warrior Who has you at gunpoint forcing you to watch these videos? Please send location information so we can rescue you.

[@Evanz111]

This was all clearly an excuse just for Charlie to show off his incredible speech for his friend Matt’s fiancé ❤

[@cmaemae9433]

It’s not just cringe, this is abusive behavior, intentionally humiliating her in front of her friends and family is the entire point to doing this. She looks like she wants to cry.

[@ironman20150]

Yep. She already looks like she’s insecure and he has taken advantage of that. Sad

[@nightflash5951]

I agree that the guy is unfunny and humiliating, but the woman was literally laughing. You can't assume things you don't know about, that's disrespectful towards her.

[@tritonus162]

​@@nightflash5951She was 'laughing'

[@jasonhofstedt8210]

Imagine being her father, if he's even there. The internal struggle, asking yourself if you should go punch this POS in the mouth and ruin your daughter's big day the rest of the way, most likely thereby incurring her hatred, or just sit there and listen to her be degraded. Painful.

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

Honestly I imagine her mother probably wanted to do the same. I’m a woman and if my daughters husbands vows were like that I’d be genuinely furious, no parent wants to hear their child be degraded and reduced to a piece of meat.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

If that were my family he’d have my mother, father, and both sides of my family ready to ruin that wedding in a heartbeat. I wouldn’t stop them either. I’m grateful that I have parents who taught me my worth.

[@hirschjaeger2]

considering how she's having low self-esteem, and possibly have accepted a lot of behaviors like this from this swine during her relationship, me and Freud are willing to bet her father was also a problem in the first place.

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

@@hirschjaeger2 yeah,deffo some daddy issues

[@RemedieX]

@@hirschjaeger2 I share a similar sentiment lol

[@Linkoftimeg]

Its really sad honestly. Like I couldn't imagine saying this at my wedding. To me it just comes off douchey and very inappropriate and I have a very dark sense of humor. But they threw it all out there like leaving your browser history wide open for everyone to see. What makes it even worse is that her vows were actually sweet and heartfelt.

[@taylorbechstein1681]

The bride was defending him on tiktok too like "I posted this because it's funny. We've been together 10 years and he loves me, this is how we show our love" Yeah. He waited 10 years to ask you to marry him (red flag). He spoke about you like this in front of your daughters (red red red red flag). Spoke about you like this in front of your family (so very red flag). Idk how that's "love"

[@Linkoftimeg]

@@taylorbechstein1681 yeah, he sounds like my ex-wife, she was abusive mentally, verbally, emotionally and physically. It was bad. I was in the army when this happened too. So she would call my chain of command to get me in the barracks so she could fuck other dudes. I was told for years there was nothing I could do, what is sad is that I said the same things saying almost the same garbage she was saying on TikTok, My heart hurts for her because it took me 8 years to recover from the abuse I went through to realize my worth in a relationship/partnership. I hope nothing but the best for her but I hope she sees it sooner rather than later. I also have 2 children. I could never imagine saying those things in front of them either. LIKE WHY?!

[@windepoo]

​@@taylorbechstein1681 so basically you need 10 years to marry when each their own time

[@Memo2SS]

Charlie's proposal message is just too touching and sincere.. shed a tear over Jesus christ.

[@-xirx-]

Did it come before or after the video game advert!? Lmao

[@claranadine1086]

​@@-xirx- after haha

[@specilegg]

Jesus Christ likes when people get married.

[@Leeno65]

I love how every video’s comment section learns nothing but great sarcasm from charlie🤣

[@avargs3505]

@@-xirx- 5:32 is the time stamp

[@curly_bill]

Imagine having only one special day, one speech to tell everyone how much your special someone means to you and you do this.

[@ElkiaStellar]

@@asdfg19923 I would try to look like I was in it too if my husband was humiliating me to the entire world. She talked about how he was too god for her and how she wasn't pretty enough while he talked about sex and leaving her for someone else. Absolutely disgusting. Let's hope that he actually treats her nicely and this isn't him just showing his real face.

[@adenhooks1295]

@@asdfg19923 such a small mindset. You have way better things to do do then write that comment

[@Nachtmusiks]

The fact that the bride defended his behavior on TikTok..girl STAND UP

[@brookelynnwu8016]

She can’t, she has no spine.

[@Remls]

Well, yeah. It's almost like she knows him better than any of us do.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

She lacks the self-respect to do that.

[@ineedaname5017]

@@AngryReptileKeeper she literally responded to hundreds of comments saying this is their sense of humor and she knew he was gonna d soemthing like this

[@Thrustql]

Yall cry about anything😂

[@Mldy96]

Dude really wanted to speedrun that divorce, what a champ

[@sebastiaanv]

😂

[@TheEldorado1991]

It says a lot about their relationship that she was so humbling in her vows while admitting to her own imperfections as she was confessing her unconditional affection for her man who in response just basically says "woman make me a sandwich and give me head on my command" but hey love is love.

[@sarahchurchwell9131]

sometimes i worry about couples like this, but it's funny for the internet so i'll let it slide

[@acid_tongue_4315]

You should, they dont last long

[@futuristicgirl14]

@@TwitterWarrior337let’s see your content lol

[@setin1956]

@@TwitterWarrior337 I, too, consume media I don’t like just so I can complain about it later. Oh wait l, no I don’t, I’m not a miserable human who seeks to further my own misery, I’m well-adjusted! Thank goodness for that

[@holdonwhatsgoingon5551]

I mean she responded and said she's happy on her tiktok

[@LuvFearlessly]

I feel like he resorted to gross humor because he’s uncomfortable with emotions, and she’s gonna have to deal with an emotionally constipated man for the rest of her life

[@pinkfreud62]

Maybe not. Some people can't show emotions in public even on their wedding day, but can when alone with their love. But he's probably an oaf anyways.

[@freddurst5277]

The smile at the end of Charlie’s speech tho 💀

[@mfkrmaggot2755]

yooo its fred durst in the penguinz0 comment section???

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

@@mfkrmaggot2755 for real 😧

[@Mysticbeetle-gn5ir]

The way this girl puts herself down in her vows but laughs at his is so sad. She's been conditioned into thinking she's lucky to have him when it's the complete opposite. Dude's a piece of trash.

[@mrpodslol]

I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.

[@eirschu8973]

@Ahahdtll yeah conditioned and brainwashed people do such things, protect their abusers. We don't read too much into this, te dude is trash.

[@Dreamstrafe]

Totally agree with you. Tho maybe thats her kink 💀💀💀💀

[@ddjsoyenby]

agreed i'm rooting for the divorce lawyer she finds.

[@wishunter9000]

@@mrpodslol Well hopefully she’s happy obviously. Maybe they’re both a bit eccentric and she was in on the shenanigans to some degree before hand, who knows. If she’s happy and he’s not actually a choad in real life then whatever, I guess…… Not exactly what I’d do though, to say the least.

[@turq99]

Imagine the kids watching this speech again when they are older and the shock really settles lol oh no. What a wild wedding speech for sure.

[@uraniumcranium2613]

tame in comparison to those who find out their mom was a pro.

[@i10i60]

​​@@uraniumcranium2613 Not really.

[@bkk1996]

So many little boys in this comment section whining "it's just jokes!" because actual adults are rightfully critiquing this grown man's middle-school-esque vows.

[@malikthebarbarian6815]

This was my man's last best attempt of getting out of a marriage. He really pulled out all the stops on this one.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Considering they have daughters, it seems clear pulling out isn’t his strongest quality

[@JackCarsonite]

​@@warlordofbritannia 😂 got'em

[@Sambrodie17]

The husband’s relationship with the wife’s family must be outstanding

[@weaponizedglitter69]

On the slim chance it was...it's not now

[@Marayla]

Holy shit, halfway through and my eyes are so wide. If I were a bride in that situation, I can’t imagine not walking the fuck out after even a piece of that. As a wedding guest, I’d want all the popcorn the venue can supply.

[@Juggernautfitnes]

charlie?

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

Congratulations on getting married!

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

Eh id rather laugh than be up tight. Stop taking everything so serious

[@carlvargas7911]

Wouldn't have been the one then... different relationships have different dynamics. A

[@MrNinja543]

​@@IDoABitOfTrollin "troll" opinion immediately rejected

[@Gabriellaisirrelevant]

The bride put herself down in her vows, shows how he makes her feel about herself. I really hope they end up happy and he learns that everything isn’t about the bedroom.

[@cosmicreef5858]

end up breaking up you mean because ABUSERS never change stop ruining your lives for garbage people

[@theprocrack1420]

Imagine how the daughter’s father is feeling rn😂 I would’ve wholeheartedly expected him to come out there and knock him out cold💀

[@ItsReallyGeo]

Gotta let the kids fuck up on their own

[@goomba8170]

The father is probably even worse, look at who the daughter ended up with. Women that are raised with a healthy father-child relationship, as well as a father that treats the mother with respect, will rarely end up with a man so willing to disrespect her in such a way, and in front of their families no less

[@cuddlefungus4474]

i'd clap

[@ddjsoyenby]

i'd knee his b@lls and yell "MY ANGEL DOESN'T DESERVE YOU, KNOCK THIS SH1T OFF OR I'LL PUSH YOU DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT AND FIND HER A REAL MAN!"

[@johnsmithabc94726]

@@goomba8170 yea she is definitely fatherless

[@forbiddencroisant]

As the wedding, I can confirm this moment was unhinged.

[@EjDjhahahahaaa]

Indeed

[@Goomba1309]

It was in fact, unhinged

[@Dexacles]

@Twitter Warrior 💀

[@cxtx]

@Twitter Warrior you look exactly like a guy that would comment this

[@SolomonFutch]

😂

[@abhinavhazarika1688]

Unhinged is an understatement.

[@keithmichael112]

Fr, I think you can try to do a "funny" speech after the wedding, come on

[@thirdddegree4191]

Whats even more wild is that HIS MOM OFFICIATED. His mom was like FIVE FEET AWAY FROM HIM. Shit i wouldnt look up from my cards either imagine youre talking about your wife gagging and headboard banging and you look up and YOUR MOM IS STARING AT YOU

[@JohnDoe-rv5rk]

the mother calling his name got her "mom voice" on point so much that it made me second guess if I was doing something wrong, and my name's not michael.

[@orangemc9358]

It's always a shame when someone as pretty and kind hearted as her gets trapped with a slime ball like this. I hope this is either just a very intricate skit EVERYONE is involved with, or that she gets out of there before too much damage is inflicted. EDIT: If you want a show, just check the replies.

[@MKP2W]

She got purple hair and also dated this guy. Maybe they are meant for each other.

[@clame3065]

@@MKP2Wconfusing L take, nobody deserves to be treated like this

[@mossyteef]

@@MKP2W I think actually you were meant for him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@orangemc9358]

@@MKP2W I don't know about that one, but I agree to disagree.

[@arus.2171]

@@MKP2W you really generalized like half the world bruh ☠️ like you know not everyone acts like those “woke, blue hair, alt, extremist liberals” 😭? god forbid someone dyes their hair an unnatural color

[@thesanbro9164]

I graduated from highschool 2 years ago and this is how I imagine my classmates weddings are.

[@zandithshloper2005]

@Twitter Warrior i mean you if you are a bot then good on you, at least your spreading the truth

[@nickyhoward]

@@zandithshloper2005 I think you need to relearn the difference between a fact and an opinion

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

@Twitter Warrior people go out of their way to watch the videos tho, cant say that about you because you have to spam in order to get any attention at all

[@zandithshloper2005]

​@@nickyhoward I used to watch penguiz0 before I realized he was a shady unfunny grifter who adds nothing to what he watches and blatantly steals content from smaller people. You can watch him all you want man but I'm gonna think you eat lead paint and I kinda think thats my right to think that way. He used to make good videos before he piplined his content for the machine

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Your classmates are already getting married?? Yea... a fair amount problem have vows on this level 😬

[@bonnie4372]

I feel so bad for the daughters who are being taught that that's an acceptable way to be spoken to

[@johndeaux8815]

RIP his wifes grandparents/parents. One of them definitely had a heart attack from cringe.

[@rosemarrie8270]

The fact that she's more attractive than him but still think she doesn't deserve him.

[@AndyWardinho]

Kinda depends on if that's fat or muscle

[@DwAboutItManFr]

Neither of them are attractive tbh

[@xcell_r4thr87]

Out of all the things you could have roasted him on, you went with the weakest insulted.

[@rosemarrie8270]

@@DwAboutItManFr right

[@rosemarrie8270]

@@xcell_r4thr87 it wasn't a roast I was a fact. Conventionally she would be considered more attractive because she isn't fat

[@Rena152]

I am no expert but I can feel this marriage is not going to last long

[@thebeyonder8814]

Unfortunately she seems to have low self esteem... So probably not 😞

[@nic_aya]

​@thebeyonder8814 her low self esteem is why she's staying...

[@cman011]

the way he read his vows makes it seem like someone wrote them for him and he lost a bet and had to read it.

[@ineedaname5017]

I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.

[@cman011]

@@ineedaname5017 yeah she seems fine with it, but i think it was intended to shock the guests, not her.

[@bubbachildsupport4535]

@@ineedaname5017 found the husband alt account, why are you spamming this bruh

[@spunchflopbadpants]

​@@ineedaname5017 Hi husband's alt

[@Maiden_to_mother]

This is what it looks like when you settle lol I can’t imagine the ways this guy makes her feel so small. And she defends him in the comment sections everywhere, but girl you know… you know you deserve better. If he couldn’t be serious about his love for you on his wedding day, he’s not serious about his love for you ever. And all the nervous laughing in the world won’t mask the complete mockery of this wedding

[@RareDolo]

Oh, so you’re in their relationship outside of this 1 minute video? There to see him abuse and degrade her everyday, like he isn’t probably just a normal ass dude making jokes on HIS wedding. Grow up. Stupid ass kids online should not be talking

[@DrDiabolical000]

Or she could actually be happy and we all don't know anything about their relationship. I do think the speech was unhinged but it's in no way as horrifying this comment section is making out to be. Plus, that "settle" thing sounds like you have a ego problem.

[@Alino-]

@@DrDiabolical000 as someone with a very, very, very monotone voice and who was raised in a household where a thing like this dude's wedding vows are just said as jokes to one another, i was under the impression he was just being comedic the whole time.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@Alino- I absolutely believe he thinks it's hilarious and not even in a "haha I own you" kind of way, but the lack of boundaries here is concerning in of itself. He's got kids around and he thinks this is appropriate? And don't get me started on everyone else just laughing like that's okay. Not to mention her vows which showed a complete lack of self esteem that her loved ones should be concerned about. I tell some gross sex jokes on the regular but if my partner starts talking like that, we're not joking anymore we're gonna have a conversation about what's up and why they feel so low. That's like bare minimum giving a fuck about another person, let alone one's wife.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@Alino- Also I am sorry that you were raised around that, I was too. But that doesn't make it right.

[@memenazi7078]

6:55 she’s smiling so she must be so happy! 🙃 And the face she made after that last line says it all

[@SmallAndSoft]

Doesnt mean you say this shit lol

[@_Gam3r]

i didnt get the joke for a second

[@TheRealMRCZ]

It's so nice of Charlie to explain to the people who don't know what a Toaster Strudle and a Twinkie is.

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth was -128.6F (-89.2C) in Antarctica in 1983.

[@Poydraa]

Interesting

[@gilgammesh1]

Thank You mr fact man. I will sleep soundly tonight.

[@BigYodaBalls]

You were there?

[@IMosuGoji]

5:42 he says it as if he isn't just Jesus 2

[@ragingrotisserie3343]

Charlie’s speech was so heartwarming and impactful what a true friend

[@spike5499]

LMFAO I love your username and pfp

[@iiantixsocial]

He doesn't actually love his wife for who she is. He just sees her a sex object

[@BobaTeaPan-Z325]

It’s really sad that those views even existed.

[@LoveHandle4890]

5:36- Charlie confirming he’s not Christ video, unfortunately everyone.

[@ginger_artz8412]

I really feel bad for the bride here, bc if he’s like THIS in front of other friends and family, I can’t imagine what he’s like behind closed doors

[@warlordofbritannia]

It’s like parents who smack their kids in public. You just know that kid has bruises all over.

[@ineedaname5017]

I think your reading way too mucn into this. She's very clearly cool with it. They've been together for 11 years apparently, and she even went out of her way to defend this.

[@mksketchms]

​@@ineedaname5017 victims of abuse are the main defenders of it

[@jded_404]

@@mksketchms sex jokes = abuse, what?

[@solarbell9990]

@@ineedaname5017 ok but he said that shit in front of his young daughters so idgaf it's weird

[@Cloud-wh6np]

Shocked that this isn't titled "worst wedding speech of all time"

[@WilliamLucas-ef6qc]

This kinda reminds me of a cinnamon toast Ken video for some reason

[@User-pc9fk]

That would contradict his description that states this is the greatest wedding speech moment of all time.

[@Onel1ttlek1lla]

Pretty damn close 😂

[@kimmyfreak200]

the best wedding speech of all time

[@Deathwing5678]

@@yozlolYFGA 0 subs seems about right

[@Noctifer658]

dudebro really publicly degraded, humiliated and reduced his literal wife to a mere s3x object that cooks (although badly according to him, which is basically just adding salt to injury) and literally admitted that the only things important to him in the person he's swearin gto stick by for the rest of his life, is that they have s3x with him. all of this, in his effing wedding vows. as if those vows that are suppose to show what you truly feel about your partner are about as important as a stand up comedy special. and he did it IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS. idk 'bout you but i'd have slapped him and told him to gtfo of my life right then and there

[@BobaTeaPan-Z325]

I agree completely. I do not stand for that at all.

[@celiapadillas6147]

Its kinda sad when you then listen to her vows after cause theyre so sweet and self depreciating

[@lebumjames1373]

Low self esteem woman with insecurities gets married to a (most likely) manipulative man who views her largely as a flesh light. Definitely a match made in heaven for a healthy stable relationship!

[@darkbrother339]

They are both to blame

[@deludedartss]

@@darkbrother339 literally how

[@darkbrother339]

@@deludedartss She knew he was a pig and chose to be treated like this. Literally how do you not see that?

[@f4tale]

@@darkbrother339sadly i do have to agree, the only person who can get herself out is herself

[@Neillan]

I wish we got a *good look* at the audience while this was happening, would pay good money to see the reception afterwards.

[@caleighhraee]

My husband and I didn’t read personal vows out loud in front of everyone to each other. We wrote them privately and gave them to each other to enjoy. This is weird as hell. It’s unbearable.

[@Michael-r3d]

Reee

[@Kingofthenet2]

I would probably do the same 😅

[@sammysawshank6011]

What makes this all infinitely worse is when you hear her vows, and she’s literally tearing up talking about how much she loves him how grateful she is to have him in her life and how she feels she doesn’t deserve him, and then his is basically just reducing her to a fleshlight and personal chef

[@jackmacdonald1298]

This video is so painful, I couldn't imagine how the family of the bride must be feeling watching this go down

[@LuciferMoringstar999]

​@@TwitterWarrior337of course your crying about something so meaningless, the user name checks out.

[@Likelyfairy]

@Twitter Warrior idk why you’re mad about a system so many are taking advantage of and doing the same thing. If Charlie has the fan base then that’s merely a result 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t like calling people haters based off “criticism” but your reply to an unrelated comment is letting me know you’re just pressed about something else 😂

[@MokohiChan]

​@@LikelyfairyIt's a bot. Someone out there is so butthurt about Charlie that they made a bot to endlessly spam a copy pasta about how much they hate his content. It's kinda pathetic and hilarious.

[@Likelyfairy]

@@MokohiChan lmao why am I surprised, guess bots have more copy paste comments than just “IM BETTER THAN CHARLIE” now 🤣

[@BradenINSANE]

The bride has made response videos of how she actually thought it was funny

[@sierramay5934]

In all seriousness this is so damn sad. I hope she wakes up and realizes she deserves better, deserves someone who takes their vows seriously. These vows aren’t gonna hold up for 60+ years of marriage

[@carlvargas7911]

Vows are meaningless anyways. Marriage is just a ceremony. How you treat the releationship day in and day out is what really means something. Every relationship has a different dynamic.

[@samsonite813ify]

Lol statistics say she will leave him and take half or more despite doing nothing to earn it. No she deserves every bit of it. He will learn soon enough it's better to laugh at the idiots who get married than to be one of them

[@neenee666]

@@samsonite813ify Everything okay at home bud?

[@sierramay5934]

@@carlvargas7911 Somehow I get the impression that if this is how he treats something as meaningful as his vows at his wedding, he’s not taking the relationship seriously. Vows can be amazing when they use humor, but this is crude and totally not fitting for the start of a marriage. Sure they might have a great bedroom life, but that’s only a small part of a relationship. Maybe I’m just old school

[@goomba8170]

@@carlvargas7911 His willingness to disrespect her in front of not only his family but her’s as well is extremely telling of how bad their relationship is. Her vows about how she’s sorry for not being good enough for him are the proverbial cherry on top of the shitshow that is this wedding

[@123mightywarrior]

The very fact that Charlie can explain what a twinkie and toaster strudel mean in a very casual manner had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

[@zackadamec9332]

Like bruh, her parents are there. I rarely get secondhand embarrassment from a video, but this one did it 😂