Wedding Weirdo

[@CM38110]

The fact NO ONE else is laughing. Not even his wife was laughing. Bro has zero self awareness

[@valeriebrousseau1053]

Idiots are not self-aware apparently😅 My mother -in -law would have never tolerated that from her son and me either ! Call the police !!!

[@viewandchew]

Clearly she's desperate enough to be okay with it😢

[@ziggylegion1604]

honestly, i think the groom was aware and just has so little respect for his wife and everyone there that he just did his dumb little jokes for himself anyway. any person who would even consider pulling a stunt like that at their own wedding is someone who just doesnt care. sure, he may be totally lacking in self-awareness, but its equally as likely that he is totally aware and just doesnt give a shit. his little giggles to himself while everyone else is dead silent, only to continue the jokes & giggles screams "aware & doesnt care," to me. 🤷‍♀️

[@samhain4287]

The silence is so much more satisfying than the pity-laughs these guys usually get.

[@_bunny_gf_]

he was 1000% wasted at his own wedding

[@CherryBeScary]

I bet Cody was that class clown that hadn’t learned they’re not funny.

[@K3NN3DY_101]

Fr, and the kids around him weren't laughing with him, but at him

[@peterpan2687]

@@Noctulify i hope my heart stops

[@nukiesduke6868]

That's pretty much 99% of youtubers and tiktokkers.

[@crumpling2426]

@@Noctulify you’re a loser

[@basementdwellercosplay]

You can really tell with the priest asking if that was all, like a teacher mad at Cody for disturbing the class

[@waywardgun]

The fact that the officiary didn't even try to hide his disdain says everything. Was straight up staring a hole through this clown

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

Yeah, I was definitely on the preacher’s side there.

[@ioanzatui]

The officiant even tried being like, "You wanna try again?" to try and help that dumbass pull himself out but Cody just doubled down, and you can see and feel how fed up the officiant is.

[@pinbasher2902]

The reason why this feels yuckier is cause the bride is absolutely disappointed, and so is everyone else at the wedding.

[@JacaboBlanco]

And weddings aren't cheap

[@PARRAesp]

Man, and she's got the right to feel so. She must have been thinking wtf am I marrying here

[@laytonsilz8576]

she chose this. they deserve each other

[@magmamaze69]

@@laytonsilz8576 she probably thought he was a goofy guy but could take some things seriously. this just feels like victim blaming

[@laytonsilz8576]

​@@magmamaze69 shes not a victim. absolutely nobody forced her to date or marry this man. women once again unable to take accountability

[@nonna_sof5889]

Cakes will sometimes have wooden support pegs between the layers. There have been cases of peoples' faces being impaled on these after someone pushed their face into the cake.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

that fact goes hard

[@fatlizard_]

yikes

[@kennymorelandiii9406]

I knew about the layers as I've worked well over 100 weddings as a caterer but never heard of this happening but can't say I'm surprised. Man dealing with unexpected weather or some other issue is bad enough but I couldn't imagine a wedding getting ruined because the bride or groom got impaled by their wedding cake

[@spiritbx1337]

Fucking Moral Kombat fatality to your new wife...

[@shontoo6979]

Nothing says love like a punctured eyeball

[@lavaloo933]

When he said “she’s the brains of the operation” it told me everything I needed to know about that relationship. Not hard to guess that she takes care of everything and he just shows up, doesn’t give a fuck about her, or the effort she put in

[@RyuKyu.77]

It's advisable not to judge an entire relationship based off a snippet but oh boy this guy is...... Yeah you can tell this guy seems a piece of work, he's drunk in his own wedding like fucking hell, at least wait till the ceremony is over

[@oakaoakaskis]

they are married😂 hes not holding her hostage she can leave whenever she wants to and if she didnt like him they wouldnt get married they are probably a funny couple its just that his jokes didnt land good at a wedding

[@maineman5757]

What does that say about her? She's MARRYING him.

[@user-kx5en8dg7u]

definitely the type of dude that takes her car while she's at work to cruise around town and eat up all her gas, is late to pick her up from work because he lost track of time on the game, then demands dinner while she is home

[@user-kx5en8dg7u]

@@maineman5757oh it definitely says a lot about them both. it's one thing to be a bummy boyfriend and it's another to sit back and be his mommy wife

[@Speddicus-Maximus]

Now this is a divorce speedrun

[@Jagger_33]

@@Noctulifyid rather have my heart stop beating than subscribe

[@kaiden960]

max fosh has the any% record for that

[@docdordof5063]

@@Noctulify please get a life

[@sir-pentious]

based angel dust enjoyer

[@snow_elfy]

@@sir-pentiousreal

[@zobugz]

he just looks like a child being forced to say something nice to his mom after he called her dumb

[@MoonWielder]

Hats off to him for admitting she wasn't worth the effort of writing his wedding vows. What a charming display of selflessness there.

[@SoggySlobster]

First

[@ChudSneedNfeed]

Didn’t ask also my vids are incredible

[@bigj7864]

second

[@aqueous5099]

Imagine their kids seeing this shit 💀 I bet they’d be like. “Our mom really met this douchebag and thought ‘he’s the one 🤦.’ Explains everything about our family.”

[@bxxtrr]

@@MadPaperMarioTELL HER TELL HER TELL HER. Non action in this case is horrendous activity if you consider her your friend. Put yourself in her shoes for a second. If your FRIEND knew you were being cheated on you would want them to tell you, right? I understand you want to protect your other friend, but the bad actions of others (even when it’s your best friend) do not deserve protection. Your other friend will find out either way. Cheating always comes out in the end, the difference is she’ll be more hurt than if you had told her. I promise you’ll regret it if you don’t.

[@Koi_Dim]

him giggling at his own jokes surrounded by silence is some joker type stuff

[@tezzla6358]

is laughing at your own jokes actually weird?

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

@@tezzla6358If they’re very unfunny, yes.

[@jezuschryzt]

his whole personality is acting like a toddler

[@Deadcablecorbs]

@@tezzla6358 you should probably stop if nobody is laughing with you.

[@baldygrey2779]

Seems more like nervous laughter, like an applause sign to cue others to start laughing

bringing an ex to speak at the wedding is insane..

[@VitaTheMerm]

​@KreekCraftsGrandmaDeservedIt OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[@Cringe89563]

I got no clue why the bots decided to gather around this person specifically 😂

[@TheMissingDislikeButton]

bought account comment spammed by bot account , justify ✅

[@annaschott6051]

He's probably still banging the ex too. I hope that woman finds her worth and gets away from that creep.

[@Distillicit]

@@Cringe89563 Lmaoo for real man got jumped

[@oliviaa_clairee]

the fact that they’ve been engaged since 2017 is insane

[@300thNPC]

Roy and Pam in real life

[@YeetThyBaby]

Weddings are expensive man, my partner and I have been saving for years haha

[@twist6529]

Like he had years to prepare for the vows 💀

[@lexiepetite8634]

@@twist6529that’s what I was thinking too💀plenty of time

[@joshuashaw2923]

3 things: 1: weddings cost money, a lot of it 2: some people are afraid of the label 3: if he’s like this at his wedding, I’m sure she was VERY hesitant to marry him officially too

[@totempolejoe1]

The fact that nobody was laughing except for him really gets me. If that happened to me, it would be the worst day of my life, but this man is apparently incapable of feeling shame.

[@AikoTachibana]

Getting formal make up done by a make up artist is also very expensive and time consuming so that's another reason why the bride might be upset

[@cosmancho2959]

Lmao.

[@andrewhooper7603]

I can't imagine putting in all that effort, between the dress, the planning, the vows...and this guy just rolls up and all he can say is "I will smack that ass every day....no, I didn't write anything down."

[@EvelynGreene-xl4wo]

Yeah at the end of the day it’s a basic lack of respect towards her and her boundaries.

[@delayedcreator4783]

Good way to get rid of your insecurities

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Also sometimes people rent their dress so getting cake all over it will be a huge extra cost.

[@Bete_Noire87]

Whoever told that guy to be himself gave him a bad advice

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

@@NoctulifyOk

[@cavaliothorson7755]

​@@Noctulify I won't 👍

[@kronron4894]

I swear i refrain from telling that to my friends cuz i know we are a bunch of wierdos LMAO 😭😭😭.

[@lifelessstudios3335]

@@MadPaperMario no snitchin is ever allowed, unless it what was done hurt someone you know didnt deserve it and that will take up on ur conciousness, you need to spread the rumour so he never knows it was you, cause like obviously you aint tryna get caught, this is my personal advice

[@yessam1460]

​@@MadPaperMario I had same problem always tell bro if your friends it will ruin relationships but your complicit now and your not a bad guy clearly if your struggling with it like I was. Just do the right thing ❤

[@EmyN]

Cake face smashing is also dangerous because there are often little pillars inside it to keep the structure and that could pierce your face, like your eye

[@BleedingFazos]

New Final Destination fear unlocked

[@xdemidevilx475]

​@BleedingFazos no one is safe 😵

[@hotmessmasta]

Yes! People have lost an eye due to faces shoved in cake

[@alexandrite61]

Tbh I never understood why it's such a popular thing in American (?) weddings? It's a massive waste of food and at best, a complete mess to clean up.

[@Baby_ghost__b]

​@@alexandrite61and imagine the dress, this shit is expensive as hell. 😢 As a girl I don't even want a wedding because it's too much money in one day.

[@Aegis4521]

If only Shrek ran in and objected

[@mcmlxciseaton8651]

"The ogre, is in love 😂."

[@The_Last_Norman]

😂

[@rosethorne9155]

Shrek would have treated her better. He's an ogre, but that Cody guy is a bridge troll.

[@DomLaBeau]

Bruh why has that scene been burned into my mind so much recently “I OBJECT”

[@Al_X-2005]

The good ending

[@pacman52280]

The way that guy was giggling so much made me think he was either drunk, high, or a combination of the two.

[@knightrider693]

Super nervous and not comfortable in his own skin. It was so hard to watch like wonder how he even got a girl to stay with him that long?

[@happymaskedguy1943]

Nope. Just a typical hypocritical Christian.

[@junimoon1019]

Looked like nerves plus a manic episode. Sheesh. So hard to watch.

[@shewho333]

No I think it was a anxious build up to a massive fit of rage later on in the night. No alcohol needed.

[@zoemelon7751]

I feel so bad for her.. she definitely takes care of him like a mom at home. this relationship dynamic needs to end so bad

[@shadow-squid4872]

Marriage is a mutual agreement, she’s just as responsible for the wedding happening as the groom is

[@doogus8728]

@@shadow-squid4872 Exactly what I'm thinking. She completely consented to this partnership. I wouldn't be surprised if he has said worse or behaved worse off camera many times prior to their wedding.

[@twoshillings7292]

@@shadow-squid4872wrong! gas leak

[@TheIsaacm1994]

She said yes to marrying him soooo clearly she likes that

[@Smanaha]

@@shadow-squid4872god forbid she wants her husband to say something heartfelt about her on the happiest day of their lives

[@MagickIsPower]

He clearly didn't want to get married. It was like he was daring someone to stop the wedding.

[@Bomeaty]

The way she's trying to laugh off her embarrasment is so sad.... also in the background after he says his "vows", you can hear someone saying a disappointed "cmon cody...."

[@the_sqwid]

1:15 fun fact about cake, making many people who make big sized cakes will put wooden spikes inside of them to make the cakes not fall over the bigger the cake the more likely there is to have these wooden poles in them, which means throwing one of those onto them, especially in their face almost guarantees blindness, and people have had their eyes physically removed, because somebody threw their face into a cake that had those spikes people have gone blind from this so doing it is literally Evil

[@dustydeemer8347]

stolen

[@Shay_Nanda]

@@dustydeemer8347wouldn’t say it’s stolen, plenty of people are pointing this out because a lot of them have some rudimentary knowledge of baking/cakes is all.

[@gilla2092]

​@@dustydeemer8347 haven't seen the original post yet

[@yourmusictastesuks]

I mean they aren't like SPIKES like they aren't intended to be weapons or anything lol but yeah very true

[@MrZackavelli]

"Fun" isn't exactly the adjective I'd use for that one

[@music0cool]

Congratulations to the wife for having a new little boy she has to take care of

[@thesource4324]

W comment

[@cyko5950]

became a mom instantly

[@youtube-kit9450]

I legit don't know why women put up with this shit.

[@LordyT34]

I'm not married but I cannot imagine doing this to my wife on our wedding day. Taking one of the best days of her life and making it about high school level humor

[@Jahq00]

And also a day that's supposed to be yours too. You and your partner having a day to share your love with your family. I cant believe anyone wouldn't take that opportunity to be the most sincere soppy version of themselves possible!

[@catchacobra4765]

@@Jahq00 He's much to immature for that.

[@RickyPacks]

Should be one of the best days of both partners lives, the idea that a wedding should be exclusively for the bride and the husband has no say and does what she wants only seems so backwards

[@austinobst8989]

Some people are so allergic to sincerity that they will sabotage their whole life to avoid it

[@djentlover]

It's a toxic masculinity trait that goes back generations

[@beeziebubs2756]

You know it’s bad when even the officiant speaks up and tried to give this guy a Hail Mary he won’t take.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

I wonder If that's happened before

[@commanderhohaa6256]

I don’t understand how people have the audacity to say this shit in front of the in laws. I couldn’t imagine having saying anything close to that when I married my wife, to spend all the money on the wedding and ruin it in 5 seconds.

[@nc8186]

Gotta be so fking drunk lol

[@scoper7897]

i dont understand big youtuber who has audacity to mock peoples weddings publicly and not being canceled.....

[@szarekhostwind]

​@@scoper7897you mad?😂😂

[@Gvlant1]

@@scoper7897Cody is this your KZbin account? 😂

[@albailey2346]

Agreed. Not to mention I can’t imagine saying that in front of your own parents, let alone in laws and everyone who knows you.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

She planned the wedding and put in all the hard work, while he couldn't even be bothered to write any vows. This should tell her how her relationship will go from now on.

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

Cutting the cake is the 1st thing you do together as a united front, as a married couple. Behavior is a language & smashing it into the face of your partner says exactly how you feel about them

[@ljeans531]

I wish people would realize being alone is way better than being with someone who does not truly cherish, love, and respect you.

[@andrewhooper7603]

Cody: "I ain't cutting that cake in front of all you!"

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13

[@EvelynGreene-xl4wo]

If they can’t respect boundaries on the special day, they definitely won’t in the marriage. This stuff makes me glad I broke off my engagement.

[@yeet1066]

Not to mention some tall cakes like that have wooden skewers in them for support, way to make your SO spend your first night as a married couple in the er

[@weguishi]

The jump cuts to Charlie are like coming up for air while swimming

[@retiredmushroom]

That's a good one

[@evvah9013]

That's a good one

[@PhilletPhish]

That’s a good one

[@mari_blu2840]

That's a good one

[@perlovgren919]

Thats's a good one

[@jesspavlichenko5745]

"I didn't write nothing down" that's great man good job

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

Something tells me that if he did write something down, it would be worse.

[@300thNPC]

​@@Aaron-zt5ee Oh my god I think you're right. Would have probably went into crude detail about how he'd bang her or something

[@Nantosuelta]

@@Aaron-zt5ee Something tells me he cant even write his own name

[@Nautalot]

“By the power invested in me by the state of Kentucky” Me, a Kentuckian: …yep, that checks.

[@juliarabe5774]

omg i feel so bad for her. So sad to witness someone not realising they deserve better

[@yomer355]

Why do you feel bad for her? It's her choice, she knew what he's like and still decided to marry him.

[@Pepsithegoat]

​@@yomer355 because you can still feel bad for people while watching them make mistakes

[@yomer355]

​@@Pepsithegoathow do you even know it's a mistake? Maybe she enjoys it.

[@ranouma147]

@@yomer355Are you autistic? If not it’s glaringly obvious that no one enjoys his behavior.

[@cherylclick1664]

no pity, i'm sure she already knows what a douchebag he can be

[@parkerharrer8743]

if i’m the brides parents i’m calling off the whole event

[@jadethunderhoof288]

Unless it’s your money, you kinda can’t lol

[@TheNINDLE]

@@jadethunderhoof288you’re not doing shit

[@PMNS1995]

Even as a complete stranger, I would consider objecting to them getting married.

[@urmommahouse494]

​@@jadethunderhoof288just watch me

[@neoasura]

Brides parents don't pay for weddings anymore unless you are from some old money WASP family.

[@joeymckinney]

Someone once told him he was funny, and he took it to heart and thought he was

[@Eramaeis]

I swear to you, if my fiancé and soon to be husband acted like THIS when you’re supposed to be saying your heartfelt vows, I would be like “sorry everyone, the wedding’s off” 😂 I would straight up leave. Sooooo embarrassing.

[@Zenmxn]

Remove another man's picture first

[@Eramaeis]

@@Zenmxn what? lol. I’m not sure what you mean 😂

[@vlirx4739]

@@Eramaeis there saying you ain’t getting no husband with a k pop dude as your pfp

[@Eramaeis]

@@vlirx4739 and why is that? 😂

[@holeofdarn]

@@Eramaeisyou’ve got another dude you obsess about on your pfp 💀

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

Fun fact that disrespectful vow wasn’t just said in front of their families but also THEIR children!

[@D.v-O4u2c]

that woman was downright beautiful . hope she finds someone worth respecting

[@kennymorelandiii9406]

I'll agree to disagree there. She isn't some hideous beast but she isn't someone I'd consider downright beautiful. But hey we all have different opinions on things like that and nothing wrong with that! I hope this wasn't the first time she saw this side of the groom as it was painful

[@kc4697]

@@kennymorelandiii9406 why would you even take the time to comment that

[@jesspavlichenko5745]

​@kennymorelandiii9406 I'm assuming you're young so I'm just gonna give you some sage advice here: sometimes, your thoughts can just stay thoughts. You don't need to give your opinion on everything.

[@dex4879]

​@@kennymorelandiii9406The fact that you recognize that people can have different opinions on what they perceive as beautiful YET still felt the need to "agree to disagree," especially when no one was asking you to, screams self-important dumbass.

[@vSeabass]

More then likely already has lol

[@dragonyami]

Holy hell I think I broke my neck cringing at the 'slap that ass' guy What a literal child. Sis RUN

[@bling-tut]

These men are so devoid of genuine emotion and respect for their partners that they can't help but make their wedding a standup special for the boys. Vile.

[@Bookops]

"If he can get a wife so can you😄" Motivational quote by me lol

[@larrygro]

That’s what I was thinking. There is hope for me yet

[@silly_emoji_user]

@@larrygro good luck man, sure you can get it! Become the best version of yourself👍

[@monomiky5742]

I feel sorry for the bride. that ceremony left me speechless

[@JustAnotherAlex]

I am in legit physical pain after having watched that.

[@lun4r.h4ze]

I feel so bad for her. She has no self worth or self esteem to accept that humiliation and be with him

[@tristandaries1129]

1:37 hearing Charlie talk in gen z terms and then "big iron is his hip" straight after is hilarious

[@jamieepic666]

Fallout 3 music

[@not_peppa3450]

​@@jamieepic666 actually it's fallout new vegas 🤓☝️

[@jamieepic666]

@@not_peppa3450 You're right, all the fallout games have banger soundtracks though

[@Khyser]

I was laughing harder than I should have when I heard this part ngl😭😭

[@jasonp364]

Big Iron: Marty Robbins

[@blazingstar9638]

There’s like dangerous sticks in cakes sometimes too, like cake smash and eye is gone

[@arandom7595]

I think I saw a video like that but it was someone's birthday and they had to be admitted to the hospital.

[@sally43225]

Yeah im a cake decorator and nearly every single wedding cake has sticks, columns, plastic plates, etc in them, especially if they are more than one tier. It’s dangerous to smash somebody’s face into them!!

[@jessicacollins4042]

Happened to a friend of mine a few years ago she was very lucky she still has her eye and full vision.

[@dealforbet8888]

Charlie's sleeveless outfits are always a sign of trouble ahead.

[@Masterchief_Tito]

Bot

[@Masterchief_Tito]

​@KreekCraftsGrandmaDeservedItreported

[@XAutumnXFlowerX]

some brides explicitly say to their betrothed "do not smash my face in cake" and they still do for some laughs. Deliberately disrespecting the person you supposedly love for a cheap laugh. My god I'd divorce the next day

[@felixtownn]

Nice to see more fellow women normalising divorce after getting disrespected. This video was a nightmare.

[@DrDolan2000]

Why wait? I'm calling the wedding off

[@youtube-kit9450]

I legit don't know why women put up with clowns like those two to the point of getting married. Like, she got make-up done and everything and he fucking showed up with a gun, a baseball cap, open shirt and short shorts.

[@JsteveIsMe]

I didn't even think about it until I saw the kid, but imagine openly saying that in front of children who are related to you or your new wife

[@Las645]

Right?! I was shook, I didn’t think there were kids there, but….jeez

[@300thNPC]

Those kid(s) are going to grow up with major issues. This is literally their own father at the most important ceremony of his life and he's making gross immature jokes right in front of them. They are going to have to completely relearn social etiquette and boundaries in adulthood.

[@JynX_G8549]

The fact that the officiant tried so hard to help him out jus makes this so much more funnier

[@Justin-bl1qo]

That And sad, this dude is a fucking mess 🤦‍♂️

[@isaacbrown3408]

5:42 you can hear them say “come on Cody” and they sound so disappointed

[@fia_ruka]

5:01 lol

[@isaacbrown3408]

@@fia_ruka you’re right that’s where you can hear it. I tagged the time where Charlie mentioned that he thought he heard them say it

[@holofish]

"It was at this point she knew she f'd up."

[@theneont4070]

You know whatever Charlie is gonna talk about is bad when he’s sleeveless

[@arclite95]

what a stupid thing to say

[@newcrispypretzelchickenfri2486]

You know the comments are gonna be really unfunny when he's sleeveless

[@etgha]

"You know it's getting serious when Charlie's wearing a black shirt" "You know shits serious when Charlie has wet hair" "You know it's bad when Charlie doesn't hold back on the spoilers" "You know whatever Charlie is gonna talk about is bad when he's sleeveless" Just a small list of some other people's identical unfunny comments you can copy and paste! 😄

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Agree

[@flutterbugs]

this is said every single time he posts a vid with a sleeveless shirt on😭

[@henrysodey843]

That speech was like homework and Cody has the brains of a 6th grader for that one

[@phospadparadschaa]

Dude must have been drunk or high or on something because I can’t understand how that happens to a person

[@phuongbach3864]

take that back. that's an insult to 6th graders

[@andrewhooper7603]

But like, homework where the teacher told you "there's no wrong answers" but only because they didn't think you'd pull something like this.

[@ilikedoom2707]

My mother is a baker and has pointed out to me many times when watching those videos that there is often stakes or other things supporting the cake that could easily take out an eye if people doing this aren't careful. So one more reason to hate this trend

[@marciebigley1820]

I have been married 18 years. 3 vow renewals every 5 bc he's that amazing at it lol. Shows up looking sharp and cries throughout lol. He's a Saint. Cody is not gonna cut it when it comes to being a partner.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

This dude is one of those guys who thinks he's hilarious until everyone gets mad then doesn't understand what he did wrong. They're like that for life

[@oh_tew]

these types of people bring out such complicated emotions in me. its like anger/disdain but mixed with second hand embarrassment and shame

[@blizzardkhaos]

If I got married I would NEVER do this to my wife. This is suppose to be a heartfelt moment and a moment to really tell your wife how much you love her and how much you care about her

[@jossamar]

Best wishes to you finding your partner someday. 😊

[@dionysuspicious]

There’s nothing I wouldn’t give to be drinking wine with the bridesmaids afterwards.

[@cheesehead4670]

4:13 I hope after this, she didn’t file the paperwork to legally cement that farce.

[@ItsRachelNotRachelle]

I was once married to (someone who turned out to be) a textbook narcissist, and I really feel very, very sorry for the bride in that video.

[@hereticwaffle5514]

So I have a friend who had a birthday, cake n all. And his now ex, despite him saying to everyone in advance not to do it, SLAMMED his face into the cake like to a point the whole ass table shook. And we immediately had to go to the hospital, as there were a few wooden like stilts? Or supports? Whatever you’d like to call it, that actually got like implied directly through his cheek. It healed out pretty well I thought that shit would be permanent, but my bro was so pissed he had like a 15 minute yelling rant at her telling her how awful she is

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

I’m guessing that’s how she became the ex?

[@hereticwaffle5514]

@@Aaron-zt5ee oh no it’s cuz their star signs didn’t align- course this was the breaking event

[@j.g.3293]

And let me guess, than everyone clapped right?

[@hereticwaffle5514]

@@j.g.3293 well no there was a few people trying to make him sit down and his mom like immediately called an ambulance, a couple kids started crying- does it like make you feel superior in some sad way to assume everything is fake? because there are other more successful ways to do that

[@somebodyyoumayknow2280]

You must be professionally trained in responding to yt idiots 💀

[@icom782]

I can't even feel bad for these women. They all said YES to these muppets. They deserve each other.

[@miketurner643]

yup

[@mixedvibes9613]

Its crazy to me that some people cant even *_pretend_* to not see women as objects, not even on their wedding day.

[@boobooweewaa]

You say this as most women spend all day everyday blatantly objectifying themselves on social media. Then you're shocked everyone proceeds to see them like that? lol k.

[@ProdLucio]

@@boobooweewaa shut up bro

[@profcalculus474]

@@boobooweewaa if she has an onlyfans and she met this guy thru that, then you arent wrong. otherwise she shouldnt be punished for what other women have decided to do with their bodies. doesnt make sense to punish all women by objectifying them all because a few decided to do that to themselves.

[@boobooweewaa]

@@ProdLucio That's hilarious. I was actually about to edit my comment to add something along the lines of "ironically people like you would also be the first to attack anyone that calls that out" and 2 minutes later I see your comment proving my point. lolol. Women: "Let me spread my legs in a bikini on IG" Also women: "don't you objectify meeeeeee!" Sorry. Doesn't work like that my guy.

[@deannas2778]

​@@boobooweewaadude seriously shut up. These are women in serious relationships and these men are bringing out their private bedroom life in front of their families. It's far from the same thing. It's extremely disrespectful. What we have a couple do in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom

[@TinierAverage7]

Cody is the type of guy to make the whole room go silent from his humor.

[@jonrios1389]

Imagine spending all that money and it being like that.

[@67nadin67]

I feel so sorry for her .

[@nomalous139]

That "are you sure?" was asked to the wrong person 😂

[@rqmennn]

as a woman who's currently engaged and has been going through the wedding planning process for about 9 months, something that really frustrates me is that EVERYTHING i've done so far has been expected to be planned out by the bride alone. My fiance is currently deployed so I have to do it alone but it's annoying that it doesn't seem uncommon at all for the grooms only tasks to be to show up and dress nice.

[@maineman5757]

Is he paying for anything? Also 99% of the time the bride wants things to go her way or no way at all.

[@user-pk4tl2fk3n]

Left out the little fact that he pays

[@Deadnickers]

lol men pay for everything

[@sleepshouter5017]

I can’t speak for every dude but I’m pretty sure most of us wouldn’t marry at all if the girl was indifferent about the idea.

[@MisterBitey]

You guys have weird preconceptions about women and marriage.

[@Tehkuto]

“Church of making that’s ass clap” 😂

[@calebd512]

You notice his "groomsmen" too? They look like some long lost cousins he scrounged up and a kid.. meaning no friends, obviously

[@zelorig8887]

I don't get how people go through with doing this and not feel ashamed or embarrassed knowing they're the only one laughing at their own "jokes"

[@renzuki5830]

They think they are funny/cool and no one in the world could convince them otherwise.

[@snpkvt]

The pastor wanted to call off the wedding himself . 😂

[@dizzyhq5100]

The girl realised the dude she was dating was a bit unhinged moments before they were about to get married, that’s unlucky

[@jadethunderhoof288]

Happens a lot more often than you think.

[@ppap7041]

6:08 funniest cut of all time 😂

[@97-YNWA]

The first guy literally brought a gun to his wedding and then started a food fight 😂

[@97-YNWA]

@@Noctulifyshut up

[@VitaTheMerm]

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[@adamcuneo7189]

I don't know if that's a gun, it kind of looks like one of those holsters or leather pouches people have on their belt to put their phone in.

[@97-YNWA]

@@adamcuneo7189 idk what it is but whatever it is it looks dodgy

[@Sam97979]

I have a feeling he wouldn't hesitate to start blasting if anyone threw food at him in response.

[@BoreBoar]

The thing about cake smashing that makes it so much worse, is that oftentimes there are pegs and other supporting pieces inside of large tier cakes. It's entirely possible and has happened before that people have been blinded. It's not worth it for any reason.

[@HOLYOKEFLATS]

@@Noctulify i didn’t but FU just in case

[@deannas2778]

That and a lot of brides pay good money to have a professional makeup artist do their face.

[@ferretyluv]

Also, she probably spent a lot of money getting her makeup done to perfection and now he ruined it.

[@Buttersaemmel]

@@HOLYOKEFLATS it's usually telling you to subscribe to them. it's one of the rarer bot-comments, but still nothing creative. just a heads up to let you know your F and U are justified.

[@HOLYOKEFLATS]

@@Buttersaemmel stay mad

[@Jesus_christ333]

the priest or dude talking to cody killed me with the "you sure?"

[@oregoncoastbeachcomber2060]

As a wedding specialist photographer I've seen an innumerable amount of weddings. People who don't respect each other on the wedding day usually don't last long as a couple. Same with an entitled bride or groom. Selfishness never ends in wedded bliss.

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

2:05 It's pretty telling that the groom has no best men except for what is pretty clearly his family

[@alexvergara1487]

More ironic in my opinion and experience, my girls nursing graduation, only me and my mom and her friend came, her family didn’t come, and she was hella upset and she’s the most non-toxic chill chick I have ever met, some people just have lame family and friends, but I get what you’re saying entirely.

[@XenBaker404]

That woman gotta run away

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

7:35 Because they are incredibly simple. And I'm so fucking jealous of that, imagine just having no thoughts

[@williamreynolds3487]

Why can’t people just be normal. Not everything has to be some spectacle.

[@spookiedukey]

learning left from right at his wedding...

[@Freak...]

6:03 bro this junk is so funny and outta pocket 💀💀💀

[@nerdstorma8427]

The problem with love nowadays is the people who need it can't have it. But the people who get it have no idea how much it's worth.

[@papascrumpeeh]

That sort of saying goes along with a lot of important things in this society

[@divinethesavage3202]

that’s the corniest thing you could possibly say about dating man

[@josephvernon21]

@@divinethesavage3202😂😂😂

[@flashrslashr4527]

@@divinethesavage3202not everyone dates just to get a hookup..

[@alwayschopped4204]

imagine the feeling after someone says some dumb shit like this and then puts a wedding ring on ur finger.

[@TheAbhorrent1]

Theres no way that wedding would continue if someone is gonna just disrepect my daughter like that during their vows

[@dylan4125]

This feels like a 2nd or 3rd wedding for the dude.

[@nauscakes1868]

he must be doing something right if he can get married so often, lol. That, or the women he's marrying aren't star quality. Sometimes people deserve each other.

[@Hekeepblessingme]

@@nauscakes1868I mean the wife went all out with beautiful vows and he showed up with……… whatever this is….

[@nauscakes1868]

@@Hekeepblessingme Marriage isn't like a school group project. You don't get randomly assigned someone only to find out you're the only one putting any effort into the group project. Marriage is like "teh" most important union-ship a person can commit to. You're suppose to date for several months (or even years) before deciding that's your forever person. So again, it's not it was a random fluke that she got assigned to a random loser. She purposely dated this man. Learned and discovered everything that he is, and all his mannerisms -- and she still chose to marry him. Would you marry this man? Do you think this man is intelligent enough to manipulate you into marrying him? I won't downplay that he's an idiot, but you can't act like the woman is an innocent victim when she willingly signed up for this. Marriage isn't random. It's not forced. It's something you have to intentionally plan out, organize, and participate in. No one accidentally gets married like this.

[@bingusslingus7020]

That’s one way to look at it, lol @@nauscakes1868

[@edenswhateverchannel]

​@@nauscakes1868 What you don't realize is that relationships are very complicated and many people get into and stay in emotionally abusive or taxing relationships with people who don't value them for all sorts of reasons. It's not black and white. This type of rhetoric is the same that leads to people victim blaming abuse victims because, "oh, clearly they should've known" or "well, they beat them up and emotionally abused them so much! Why do they stay?". Just like we don't know if he's abusive, we also don't know how long she's put up with this behavior, how long she's convinced herself that he does love her, how long she's believed in him getting better. We don't know how she's been raised or how many other relationships she's been in or even if she's religious. There are so many factors that could play into why she's still with him that just saying it's also her fault is tone deaf. The only thing we do know is what we can take from this video, that she deserves better.

[@Emma-zm7zb]

Hatts off to the priest, he was standing up for the wife to be, very admirable.

[@annemary9680]

That's not a priest.

[@andybub45]

If you ever get worried you’ll be single forever, remember guys like this somehow get engaged and married

[@youtube-kit9450]

Also, remember that you could be worse off than being single, by getting someone like this.

[@kompst_tu]

3:34 I'm predicting this will blow up into a meme

[@peachy_lili]

related to the vids of dudes cake-smashing their wives: so yeah, one huge red flag for a narcissist is they like to ruin holidays and special events. Christmas, your birthday, THEIR birthday, it's the perfect chance for them to make it all about them or have diplomatic immunity from family rage. steer clear of anyone who thinks it's funny to humiliate their spouse on their special day or who seems to always have the worst birthday ever no matter how hard you try.

[@MandalaBunnyhome]

Absolutely this, it's a great way to tell if someone is passive aggressive as well.

[@Fickets]

I think you’re over analyzing it. It’s an old tradition that’s becoming less and less common. Yet the amount of narcissists keeps going up.

[@starcherry6814]

Steer clear of friends who are like that too

[@TerraFilmTV]

Cody timed that edible horribly wrong 😂😂😂

[@ashinyraequaza]

"pardon my grease" XD This is why youre my favourite, youre so real lmao

[@vegeta4882]

Swear dude is absolutely drunk

[@maxlimited]

If there's a stinker in special events such as weddings... You know He'll give his hot take immediately 😂

[@WinC119]

Like Mordecai

[@Daniel636-j7l]

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[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Hope to hear him talk about UFC 300 then 😂

[@maxlimited]

@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd I mean I haven't seen it yet so idk... but I guess that would be interesting

[@goatedbasketball]

@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerdnah ufc 300 is a great card

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I don't understand how people marry someone and then only learn who their partner is years after they're so desperate to get married they don't even know what they're getting into, a lot of people are just desperate to get married, they see it as the most important thing they can do

[@galaxyvulture6649]

Then it's even worse when you realize how expensive it is to get married and then divorce is even worse. Then you gotta deal with it emotionally whenever it gets brought up when things aren't working out. Would rather date someone for years.

[@ethor7676]

Exaaactly. Being in a rush to get married is almost never good. It's how you end up with situations like this, or worse.

[@The0nlyy]

Everyone should date and live together for 5 years before getting married. How people get married without living together is beyond me.

[@amierith]

The pressure to get married young is INTENSE in rural areas. This looks like it came from one of those areas. I come from one of those areas too, and it's been like a constant pressure ever since I got into highschool (yes into highschool, not out of highschool). There's this whole idea that your focus should always be getting married and starting a family over everything else. Sure, do school, do college, do your job... but only to a point. And while you're doing it, you should also be dating and cultivating a relationship. Your worth is almost entirely in how soon you get married and have kids, and you face an intense stigma if you aren't married with kids. At any social gatherings, you could be a single world-renowned neurosurgeon or something, but you'd still be treated "lesser" than the 20-year-old couple with 4 kids and minimum-wage jobs.

[@shadow-squid4872]

@@amierithThat mindset is absolutely horrendous. It’s such an outdated social standard to outright expect someone to have kids instead of focusing on every other facet of their life first, it’s why so many dumb people end up having so many kids when they’re clearly not ready to or capable and then people act surprised when the parents do a poor job at raising them right and the cycle continues. It’s such an entitled thing to think that you or someone else is more important as a person just because they have a child

[@linkly9272]

4:59 "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

[@jomutt17]

God bless her for finding that man's heart . No one thought it would ever be found