UNSEEN EPISODE! - Steven Seagal's Lawman

[@kyleolson8977]

Sun Tzu said: "If it is to your advantage, make a forward move; if not, stay where you are." Seagal figured out part of that well.

[@vooveks]

Seagal probably thought he was talking about queuing for a buffet.

[@abbynormal5849]

Seagal really is the comedy gift that keeps on giving

[@randylahey1232]

Ya but he's nothing without redeye

[@wraith8323]

​@Randy Lahey Nope, Space Ice's Seagal reviews are flippin hilarious and somehow keeping him relevant 😂😅

[@korpilombolo0068]

Only through the eyes of RedEye Reviews and Space Ice can I see the hidden ingenious side of Seagal movies.

[@HollywoodHornet]

Space Ice is a national treasure. God bless him and his Van Damme vs Seagal movies.

[@feraltaco4783]

Space Ice should be given an award. Dude is hilarious. I have actually peed because I was laughing so hard.

[@charlie.ridgway86]

How terrifying it must be to have Seagal walking behind you holding a gun, which I'm assuming has one in the chamber, and his finger on the trigger... brave men!

[@SteveSavage79]

For real!

[@kennethh2430]

Yeah, flagging his team members almost the whole time, and omg, that left to right transition was frightening!

[@charlie.ridgway86]

@@kennethh2430 lol truly!

[@WRXDaDa]

Can’t believe they didn’t edit that out. Super irresponsible and unsafe weapon handling.

[@charlie.ridgway86]

@WRX.DaDa Lol I imagine Seagal is sitting there for every editing session, to ensure he looks as bad ass as possible.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

The thumbnail face is what I see every time you do the beloved Seagal voice 💀

[@Humongous420]

It may have been unseen...UNTIL NOW! Thank you Redeye

[@devious187]

Yay! New Lawman! Never thought I'd be so happy to see Seagal's face lol... and I'm Canadian so I always appreciate a good hockey joke

[@the_kombinator]

Canada eh? Hope you're happy with the Isobel cup, that's all we're ever gonna bring home!

[@Cultivation420]

😅 I can't get enough of that Steven Seagal voice you do.

[@growinabeard]

I've been watching these for 67 years so I can confidently say they keep getting better. Keep it up RedEye. Don't you dare burnout on us. These are pure gold.

[@thepalaceworm]

Holding that pistol like it was a Big Mac. I keep waiting for him to start shouting like a kid, "You didn't shoot me! I'm not dead!"

[@Machtimus]

I love your Seagal impression. It's so spot on.

[@davidfausel9029]

If you make a Kickstarter for yourself to read The Hobbit in the Cartman Seagal voice, I am IN. :-) Also, you should do a music track remix, with the different ways he says Sun Tzu......

[@luke2806]

seagal is one of those old guys who doesn't realize the internet exists and we all know his "secret chinese stuff" and he lies like an old man in the 90's

[@mastahshonuff2059]

The next episode of unseen Lawman is gonna be Steven Segal looking for Red Eye lol. Keep up the great content 😃

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

Seagal read Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" huh. Did he miss the part that says "Never be where your enemy expects you to be"?

[@SemlerPDX]

I love to laugh at how he appropriates these cultures - first, you'll hear him say he grew up in Japan (which means he spent a couple years there in the early 70's), and now he's apparently rooted in Chinese culture like it's all just one big same-e-same thing.

[@murph8411]

@@SemlerPDXdon’t forget he’s now a Tibetan holy man or deity or something since he threw some money at the Dalai Lama and he has Native American, Italian, Mongolian, Russian and Siberian ancestry according to him at different times. No mention of his siegelman paternal name and that side of his family were Ashkenazi Jews from Russia and Belarus while his mother’s ancestors were English, German. Both his parents being born in the US.

[@SemlerPDX]

@@murph8411 lmao! The way he alters his voice to mimic whoever he is talking to makes me think that HE thinks he'll be accepted as "one of them" or something, when in reality they're all just cringing even if they don't show it.

[@conorknott2683]

The man, the myth, the legend has returned with more seagal

[@docwho2828]

Seagal has 20 years of reading experience.

[@KristenDETW]

"I've been reading for like 80 years" lol

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

Yeah, I can't wait for the infamous tank episode, if it's coming.

[@jaymac7203]

The way Seagal stands right in front of them waiting to be recognised lool I bet he's so offended when they don't recognise him 😭😭🤣

[@DiabolicalDrone]

Ty. The knowledge these missives from sensei segal aren’t only life changing, they help me know exactly what to do in life. The exact opposite of anything Steven Segal would do.

[@CaptainKiLL83]

I think the book's page tattering comes from seafood continuously licking his finger to page flip but never actually finishing that particular page....

[@7cricket4]

Love love when you do the Seagal voice!! 😂😂😂

[@meligoth]

This series should just be called the never ending Tom Segura joke.

[@gs7585]

To get his head in the right place before taking to the streets Sensei Seagal does a slow roll through the Wendy’s drive-thru line.

[@j.tgrooms]

This show is consistent at the least. Glad you found this lost season man

[@samhainnc9416]

Omg. 3:35. I was actually saying to myself. Wait isn't that Steven in the camo? He is there.. then chuckled at the joke that went over my head.

[@jcdenton2187]

Seagal is such a good reader that he reads through The Art of War backwards

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Thumbs up! Eagerly awaiting The Last Kumite!!!

[@jasonsanda5397]

Never stop making these videos

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

I was at a railway crossing today waiting for a long freight train to go by. A bunch of tanker cars were covered in graffiti, and someone had spray-painted "Steven Segal Kicks Ass!" on one of them in great big letters. They used the quote marks too. I laughed.

[@Skipjack7814]

Sun Tzu: "If it appears that your enemy has no cookie dough, retreat and wait until he HAS cookie dough, then strike quickly."

[@ravenspeaks483]

Your imitation of Seagal is the best part.

[@HiMyNameIsLeo]

No matter which state he is in cosplaying as a cop,, he still doesn't wear a seatbelt

[@raoulmotman6194]

i don't think it can fit

[@germantoenglish898]

He was at the nail salon for a manicure for the fingernail closeups as he flips through the book...I think they may even have a clear coat of varnish on them. 💅

[@ryankrenz1496]

This is what I live for 😂

[@patrickswayze3086]

Sun tzu says to make sure you eat all of your enemies food

[@revan5694]

I want an Audio book, that read eye is reading, in his steven voice 😅

[@docwho2828]

The Art of War? I would buy it!

[@MH-gh]

Been meaning to comment for some time. Came across your Channel recently & have been binge watching the Seagull “Movie” reviews🤣🤣…you really deserve Waaaay more Subs. Keep up the gr8 content👍🏻

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

Why is SS in camo for the arrest? Did he confuse the trailer park alley? Did he assume the trailer park alley was a jungle? I half expect him to show up in a ghillie suit.

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

The second time, he's in standard garb. I love the idea that he showed up in camo the first time and embarrassed so he made sure to not do it the second time. But then I remember that SS is incapable of embarrassment.

[@gwolfe333]

If my life sank to the point of getting excited to get Seagal's signature, I think I might take a walk in front of a train.

[@MikkiThaiGuy13]

They should remake the movie Step Brothers and cast Seagal and Trump as the step bros

[@ralang999]

There would be a LOT of sitting down 😂

[@KristenDETW]

​@rands999 this is the first thought I had lol

[@brantleyhester6641]

Wow! That would be the most movie ever!

[@ralang999]

@@KristenDETW The big conflict would be who gets to drive the golf cart

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@ralang999slap fight.

[@marekeos]

Funny how Seagal is the only one out of that entire outfit with his shirt not tucked into his pants to hide the bagel factory built into his waistline.

[@ksjazzguitaryt]

I loved SS when he first came out with Above the Law - even studied Aikido for a while. If only he'd stopped with that film... He would have been a legend. But his ego bloated even faster than his waistline.

[@KristenDETW]

And not choosing to be a rapist, that probably would have helped.

[@RetroGeek94]

Above the law isn't his only great film. Hard to kill, marked for death, out for justice, under siege 1 & 2, the glimmer man and fire down below. He should've ended it with that movie.

[@alliekattlopez5535]

He gives me Uncle Eddie vibes. 😂 The shitters full."😂

[@TheRealBatCave]

What about that notorious episode when he took the tank to the chicken farmer guy??? That would be epic to review

[@frankcolumbo4481]

All that drama just to arrest some poor dude living out of a trailer? Pathetic. now wonder this show never made it to air.

[@Neville60001]

This was the same stupid shit done to the guy who Segal and company suspected of being an illegal cockfighter, except that resulted in the death of a dong and (appearently) a bunch of chickens getting run over.

[@promnightdumpsterbaby9553]

Seeing how much seagul,an action star,has let himself go,makes me feel way better about myself haha

[@kingofthestring1]

Good, funny stuff as always

[@gonzo26nix]

we can all hope that while Steven trains the Russian military in the art slap fighing whilst sitting in a chair that those training sessions are recorded.. I"m sure those 'training' sessions will be epic

[@mastahshonuff2059]

"Are you gods pimp" omg 😂😂😂

[@tylerlacor8116]

Hahaha - oh no Seagall reading my favorite book is a horrible idea (hobbit) lol hahaha

[@LM-qi4ng]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck I love this channel!

[@DAGATHire]

sun tzu say only a man who has read his book can know the secrets of the youtube algorithm

[@las10plagas]

aaah another episode of LOLman. thanks RedEye!

[@raiteixhikari]

now i can't read the hobbit without imagining his voice again

[@Suomi91]

Thank you for sharing the season 3 material. Where i could get them all? 😁👍 When the OG started insulting the cops why didnt the Master of hand to hand combat show some moves for the older gentlemen

[@stephondondada]

This episode was sponsored by sun tzu’s art of war

[@kaeltaylor9505]

Yeah I agree thank god they had the diagram. I was already lost once they began explaining how to catch him .

[@lorenzbroll101]

Mr Seagull has defiantly got one of those glue on wigs

[@The40Glock1]

I love the ducks 😢😂

[@penzman5385]

Seagal is the opposite of The Truman Show where he doesn't want his real life but to live in a lifelong lie. Giant murmuring ham.

[@Arcella1981]

I don't think not wearing a helmet in AZ is illegal, i think the law says "anyone younger than 18 years of age shall wear a helmet while on a motorcycle."

[@CC-ff7ft]

"Are you gods pimp"😂🤣👍

[@prestonowens4594]

7:09 I like that even the suspect is trying to get them out of there.

[@bladebladerz93]

There's a lot of cringe moment but the cringe of Seagal quoting Sun Tzu is unbearable to me. He's like that "Um acktually.." guy that a bit smart just to impress people

[@giorgiopalmas7934]

That dead beaver pelt on his head must get stinky.

[@wretchedforever]

Sun Tzu states the obvious. Mr. Steven Seagal incessantly repeats the obvious. Now that's a show. Could even possibly be a podcast. The art of Seagal.

[@ryanroznowski2263]

imagine if Steve wasn't tall and didn't get fake confidence to lie his whole life and just ended up as a janitor for a fast food joint in detroit

[@MikkiThaiGuy13]

Now thats a Movie id watch!!

[@stutzbearcat5624]

SunTzu says - "where's the cheese cake?"

[@snifflindrake3283]

Go Mighty Ducks! Idk, I don’t know hockey. 😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

This is the best comment for reasons you might not know. But the Ducks.....hate being called the Mighty Ducks lol. So please do it often and loudly.

[@snifflindrake3283]

@@RedEyeReviews 😁 As long as fists don’t fly my direction, I will do so!

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Yay so excited for this 😌😌

[@Anthonycheesman33]

It’s a damn shame he doesn’t make mediocre to bad movies since 2019 lol. We need to get our big wet boy out of retirement .

[@jcohasset23]

Supposedly he started making a documentary last year about the Donbas region in Ukraine. I'm sure if it's ever released to western markets Redeye will try to find a copy.

[@youtubecansukkadik]

Well at least we have 'Space Ice' to entertain us with Steve's shenanigans

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

He never said "I READ this every day". He said "I look at this every day".

[@rjay8214]

Dude is literally in full military gear lmfaoooo

[@don55s]

Wearing black has a tendency to make you look thinner. So why is "Chubby" wearing camo? I guess Sun Soo says so. BANGING!!!

[@tun-tunninc.6492]

Segall has got to be in on the joke. There's no way he's that oblivious.

[@49giants3]

Why is seagull changing his gun hand? No other cop is switching their gun around like it’s a rifle, where you can get a better angle 😂

[@SteeleZack]

Holy Shit Steven Seagal caught the Unabomber, who I thought was already in prison in 2011.

[@airbender2318]

Seriously u got to teach me how to do Seagal voice and jokes

[@grumblesa10]

"We have a warrant for him, not the trailer". Did I just hear that? I hope he meant that damage/destruction of the trailer is secondary to capturing (not killing) the suspect. Then again, he could be explaining that to Sensei...

[@promnightdumpsterbaby9553]

Why is he wearing camo? 😆 🤣 😂

[@frodosfrostbite]

His best moment is still when the sheriff and him use a tank to crash down a dudes gate and seagal goes full DEA and shoots the guys dog

[@djfrenzy69]

LOL I luv the narrative

[@personal2562]

Red eye when a show try’s to liven itself up with an animation 2:35:

[@glennwebster1675]

Every movie he ever did should remain unseen.....

[@j2323j]

Nah his first 4 movies are good

[@jarofcomics]

For a second I thought you meant the Angels, cuz I don't know shit about hockey.

[@1982pantro]

If you are under 18 in ARIZONA, you need helmet. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AMIGO. great video though 😂

[@TommyAventador]

The pages in the book are blank! 😂😅

[@chrisperrien7055]

Where is the Bear-Cat episode? LOL

[@GeorgeCoggins]

id love to see a show that punks seagal by sending him on an over elaborate wild goose chase for a criminal that doesnt actually exist

[@wanbatan]

4:11 wow he had his finger on the trigger

[@jcohasset23]

He may be ambidextrous but for someone who's spent so much time around firearms he always looks somewhat uncomfortable with them, especially handguns. I don't know if maybe he keeps using stuff that's not the right size for his hands (a gun with a grip that's too large or too small for a person's hands will affect their aim and their handling) but considering at one point in his life he was apparently commissioning a gunsmith to make a new firearm for him every month you would think this shouldn't be a problem.

[@The_Kentuckian]

I see Seagal doesn't tuck his shirt in, to help hide his gut.

[@mantovannni]

They claim, this guy is good, just because they called twice and he wasn't home.

[@JohnnyWrongo-b9l]

When I see Seagal's face in the avatar, I hit the "do not recommend channel"

[@s3.14dervision]

I absolutely 💯 would listen to an Audible of The Hobbit narrated by Seagal!

[@doriftuh7331]

Thank you for these!!

[@lostboy2637]

you can just tell he never has seriously held a gun in his hand

[@Rolf-farmedfacts-supervisor]

Norway here, did Zun Tzu also write "If one eat bonespurs on himself, one shouldnt try to be a pretencious moron. Its bad for character" ?

[@royfr8136]

Seagal should be studied in a lab.

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

His ego would never fit in there.

[@xxxdevin247]

Between @4:12 and @4:14 does Seagal has his gun go part the backs of the officers? Or is that just a perspective thing with the angle