Wedding, Brizezillas and Everything That Comes With Marriage (3 Hour Reddit Compilation)

[@sham901]

0:58 "He called out his sister's name during sex" *SWEET HOME ALABAMA...*

[@robinkelly1770]

Nah, it's all good, he was thinking of his mum...

[@itsybitsybosmer]

I'm just remembering how when my mom got married, there were candles lining the aisle beside the pews. Going up the aisle with my dad, the train of her gown caught on one of the candle holders and like flammable dominos, it started a chain reaction. In the wedding video, you can see the guests reaching to catch the falling candlesticks. Ironically, nearly 20 years later, I nearly lit the same church on fire trying to light a candle for my confirmation.

[@danielyoung7534]

Best you skip the candles on your wedding day 😂

[@itsybitsybosmer]

@@danielyoung7534 sounds like a plan, or maybe I'll go for those flameless candles 🤣

[@emilyfogerty6438]

Best tell your future child not to have candles at their wedding, lol.

[@WolfoSammy]

Well the passion must have been burning with your parents and was reflected in you. That or luck and fire are not a good combination.

[@sagebunny753]

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[@mrs.kacchan8149]

"Are you in love with him or are you in love with the idea of a wedding." Dang okay that actually put some sense in me too.

[@beastmaster0934]

If only all Bridezillas had that knowledge dropped onto them by a friend or family member.

[@karmakameleon113]

Oh man oh man- if I had Reddit I would post there but here goes: I started dating a bipolar guy while he was on his meds. We'd been good friends for almost a year before we started dating and I'd been supporting him in his journey towards improved mental health. He was doing really well, which was why I'd decided to go for it with him. Now, for a bit of background: he was a white guy from middle-of-nowhere Iowa. When I first met him (and things were still platonic), he'd just moved to my big West Coast city with a girlfriend (who was white, like him). He broke up with her in order to ask me out. Their relationship was never a good one to begin with (she was emotionally abusive and treated him like she was his mother... that was some hardcore foreshadowing) so I didn't feel bad about him leaving that relationship. Fast forward to 4 months into us being together and he wants to introduce me to his family via Skype. He hadn't mentioned that I'm black, and turned out his family was racist. His mother (whom he worshipped and let control his life) went on and on about how much she liked his ex - the one that had been abusive- and how he shouldn't settle for anyone who didn't treat him as "well" as his mother. Not only that, but she then purposefully convinced him to go off his meds so that he'd be in a bad way and she could fly in on her broomstick and "rescue" him from ME. Him going off his meds resulted in him attempting to strangle me to death one night (about 2 months in of him being unmedicated). During my fight for my life he broke 3 of my ribs and my right wrist. I broke his nose. I never saw him again after that night but I know that he had his mother fly him back to Iowa immediately after. She had the nerve to call me and threaten to press charges for breaking "her baby's" nose. I was more shaken up than angry (at the time) so I calmly told her what happened and begged her to get him back on his meds. She replied with "there's nothing wrong now that he's away from you, you nigger bitch"... Well, he has a restraining order and a warrant against him now. I'd say there's plenty wrong.

[@aneku5405]

That's so fd up :( I'm glad you're out of that now and hope you're doing better!

[@Pedro-k1i9s]

Damn you’re gorgeous. What a piece of shit….that woman. The man I feel bad for because of the disease, dating someone who has bipolar and/or BPD is very tricky. Been there done that. We had a kid snd now I have full custody and am afraid to date. single dad is my life until my son is in his teens at least.

[@virtuous247]

Wow, This is insane; I'm so sorry you went through this :(

[@miragedown]

I'm glad you broke his fucking nose and reported him. That was very strong of you and what you dealt with was not ok. I'm happy for you.

[@msBuddiez101]

glad you broke his nose. karma is going to smack him harder. also, super glad you made it out alive from that train wreck.

[@dailym0mo]

Ngl godzilla looks absolutely beautiful in that wedding dress *sniff*

[@Pedro-k1i9s]

@Langston Raiden really?!

[@sweetwetsugarmess]

Kong was like “lemme get that bussy”

[@doodleferp8158]

Can’t wait to see Mothra in her tux lol

[@dailym0mo]

@@doodleferp8158 me too

[@Spilsbury1989]

He's high maintenance, but worth it

[@jacintaschneider4145]

I was pleasantly surprised at how wholesome alot of the mail order brides stories were lol.

[@KendraKingery]

Met a guy my freshman year in PE class (2014) and became friends. Ended up going on a date where he was tickling me and I accidentally farted on him. Anyway, we’re getting married in October.

[@nobody4315]

Lmfao

[@wierdmr]

Farts are the sign of true love lmao

[@tessaritter5339]

Hope you had a nice wedding and nobody there told this cute story about your first date.

[@BluJns]

My daughter farted while watching football with bf & his friend. He said he never heard a girl fart before! LoL ! They're married with 2 kids! All is well!

[@KendraKingery]

@@tessaritter5339 thank you! Yes thankfully nobody told this story at our wedding LOL

[@colleenross8752]

The DQ bride dodged a HUGE bullet, that abusive groom did not deserve her

[@breezybee3774]

And what a good dad for being the hero of the day.. he gave her the umph she needed to break it off (imho)

[@beastmaster0934]

@@breezybee3774 And she got to eat ice cream as a bonus. That’s a win in my book.

[@LadyLubdan]

If some dude told me "You're ugly. You can't get anybody else" blah blah blah. I'd cheat on him and then rub his nose in it.

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

16:04 Dude. This is why you monitor your kids’ online presence. Where were her parents? That guy should be in PRISON. WTF

[@jacobp.2024]

Thank fucking Christ he disappeared after that.

[@thegalaxyinapaperbag]

"I'll be honest, I don't know the full story." **proceeds to tell the full story**

[@Kairos_Akuma]

Can also mean they got told some details post

[@WhitneyDahlin]

48:00 Normal rational women don't suddenly turn into irrational bridezillas when they start planning the wedding. They were ALWAYS like that and have just managed to hide it long enough to get engaged. Just because you're stressed out that doesn't give you the right to scream and take out your anger on other people. In fact if the woman you're going to marry starts acting like a bridezilla RUN! UpRUN FAR AWAY. Because if she acts irrationally entitled OR takes out the stress frustration and anger on other people that is how she will act under ALL stress. And you better believe you're the one who is going to bear the brunt of her irrational anger for years if you marry her. It's far better to cancel a wedding than have to go through a messy divorce.

[@sostrucking]

Well said. The dude would end up being an emotional punching bag.

[@MrBassem95]

A lot of stress at once can cause a mental break down.

[@beastmaster0934]

@@MrBassem95 That’s true. But a good chunk of these bridezilla stories are because the bride is a spoiled brat who hasn’t been told “no” in her entire damn life

[@lego007guym8]

My great great grandparents met on the boat over from Europe, both running from the regimes at the time. She was Polish and running from the Nazis expansion into Poland. He was a Jewish, Russian, Smuggler who was also a member of the Communist party. He was on the run from the Soviet government for either smuggling or he had pissed off the wrong official. Either way, they both met on the boat coming over from Europe to America.

[@ellasedits_]

that’s literally the most “couple goals” i’ve ever heard

[@miragedown]

Your great great grampa sounds like he had some crazy stories.

[@lego007guym8]

@@miragedown probably, since he had a secret communist meeting attic too

[@erinwhite853]

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[@blackosprey2219]

Morale of story: don't fall in love, and if you do, just get a courthouse wedding and spend the rest of the money on a fantastic dinner.

[@r0xdab0x96xo]

Exactly what my parents, in-laws and my husband and I did 😅😅😅 big wedding wasn't our thing, nor theirs so I appreciated their support when we pitched the idea. Got hitched, had a mean feast afterwards, then called it in early and died for the rest of the day just sleeping. My mum was concerned that we were not ok, because newly weds are supposed to be celebrating. But that WAS our celebration, just sleeping xD

[@zeeblue1220]

That’s what I want, but everyone in my family expects me to have a giant, expensive wedding.

[@r0xdab0x96xo]

@@zeeblue1220 Same for my sister currently. Over the past year and a half she has been in a constant battle with her in-laws about how her and their sons wedding will be. The in-laws want it massive, they want it grand, it is very much a statement wedding. My sister and her fiance just want it casual and intimate. No unnessesary things, just friends, family and food. They tried their best to cater to their wishes as they were just happy to get married, however the list was endless and she started feeling like a ghost. Eventually it all came to a boil and she said, "Fine, simple garden wedding it is. Be there or don't."

[@farmerned6]

as someone that does wedding catering, the weddings that they've broke the bank for are the worst, the ones were friends and family have rallied together and made the most of themselves are an apsolute joy to be part of

[@arianebolt1575]

Thing is, I want the big wedding, with all my family around to celebrate. Courthouse weddings are a wonderful option, but it's not for everyone, and it's gotten a bit out of hand that people going around blasting people for wanting a ceremony.

[@meganharrison6679]

1st wedding 480+ guests, year of planning, full mass ceremony (I’m not Catholic he is no offense) 8 bridesmaids, giant dress, professional planner over flowers and events to include a huge reception w/ open bar. didn’t sit down all day or night and had a professional photographer following me around. Walked in to him screwing the daycare lady 3 years later. 2nd marriage; bought my dress $25 with a $5 off coupon, melted my veil the night before (mom and now hubby rebuilt it while having makeup/hair done) mom made bridal bouquet from grocery store roses in car on way to ceremony, reception was just simple at my moms no huge cake etc, spent our wedding night with our daughters (his, mine now we refer to as ours) 10 years later I remember this night like it was yesterday down to his cologne and falling asleep cuddled next to him for the first time as his wife. Still makes my heart smile!!! The point is a wedding is a overdone party, what matters is who you share it with. I Married my soulmate that night in my “coupon dress” and would do it all over again. 10 years later. He’s my everything, He’s my heart! To the lady who was on her menstrual cycle, what a wonderful man to even know to go get tampons but should have handed to her more discreetly. Had I been beside them I would have offered to help by Google translate, picked up the box of tampons asked her husband to tell her to follow me. Head to the bathroom with her and used Google translate to help there’s wonderful lady along! Hopefully we could’ve figured it out and when it was just us girls I would’ve asked Google translate to let her know you have a good man!

[@senzu34goat62]

All those ads at the beginning lol got to pay the bills somehow

[@nellythatgirl2858]

lol 😂

[@pb9611]

watching this vid to sleep so I simply skipped to after the ads B]

[@bigs3647]

I love KZbin premium.

[@Cline3911]

@@bigs3647 I love KZbin vanced

[@arthurmartin4616]

I love a good adblocker

[@fourfurrypotatoes]

I got married in my living room 😂 It was awesome 😎

[@justsomeonehere884]

was it to a guinea pig?

[@fourfurrypotatoes]

@@justsomeonehere884 Nope. Lol.

[@ishafreel5480]

Me too and it cost me $75.00. Still married after 25 years

[@ellasedits_]

@@fourfurrypotatoes it’s a play on your username

[@Dragging79]

As a veteran, I can tell you. If a guy date's a girl and proposes fast. It's not because he's in love , it's because he wants BAH. That's basic allowance for housing.

[@anonymouse9833]

As a female vet, can confirm haha

[@TheMusicUser]

44:16 Ngl, burning the plates and utensils in a giant bonfire sounds like an awesome way to end a wedding. Before this, I thought if I ever got married I would do it in a courthouse. Now if I get married I want to do it outside around Halloween, dress like the women in Wicker Man (white dresses, flowers in hair, etc.), and dance around a bonfire while throwing our trash in.

[@kierstenarrowood3573]

Nothing is funnier than the yt bih moving to the ghetto😹😹😹

[@Scholar_Varius]

41:44 Absolute champs with a good sense of humour, all around. Tony the omelete chef to the rescue!

[@emmas.m]

My dad asked my mom out because this traffic light that was always red for him happened to be green. Now they've been married for 20+ years and have 7 kids.

[@redditprofessionals4024]

0:07 My best friend forgot his pants👖👖. He got married in a remote area where there were no extra pants to be had. He had to wear my dad's pants.😂😁

[@kaityr9693]

Not a wedding but the story of the grandfather dying during the wedding reminded me of when I was 5 and I was having a McDonald's play place birthday party and my dad and his sister disappeared during. Well turns out their mom, my grandma (duh), died of a massive heart attack on the way to my 5th birthday party. And apparently a few days later I was a much needed point of levity at her funeral because my naive kid self was greeting everyone and saying stuff like "hi! My grandma is dead and she's over here and that room come look!" What a rollercoaster of emotion that had to have been, but I was 5 so none of it really registered in my stupid kid brain and it just sounds so fake but so many people tell me the same story.

[@JudeNance]

My parents gave my husband to be a hundred dollars to take me away. He was always a jerk and verbally abusive. He made the mistake of hitting my 2 year old with a belt and cut his head with buckle. Next time he had belt off, I threw that 6 foot man up against the wall and told him if he touched my babies again that I would kill him. Good part was he knew I meant it. I didn't respect him. 😕

[@AreUmygrandson]

My wife and I got married at a metal concert. 5 years strong in a week

[@mcduck5]

I loved the one about the mail order bride fixing up the place and butchering the ro lol

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

OMG! The KZbinr wedding, that was Channon Rose! I did a video about that wedding when I had my other channel.

[@AlexzandriaL]

Bouquets of succulents is pretty cool, but you don't throw it. You get a smaller throw bouquet. I made my best friend a huge succulent and eucalyptus bouquet, with some normal flowers in the back, for her wedding this summer. It was great, but super heavy. No cacti in it. She threw one that was small and had the same type of flowers as the back of the bouquet I made.

[@punprincess3214]

55:59 this is basically my aunt, idk is she's actually mail order tho, they say they met when my uncle went to teach English in her country, she's taiwanese and married my uncle and moved to our home country, she's so sweet and fun but we kinda get the feeling she's unhappy with my uncle, we're sure that if she divorced him, he'd be a bum living off my grandma while she went back to Taiwan, I'm sure most of their money is spent on her flights to visit home and the rest is for rent and groceries. I think the only positive she sees with her marriage is that she likes to see us and my grandma, we love her and she even brought me back souveniers from her trip to Japan with her sister.

[@chuuya9694]

I just saw a reddit post with a story similar to this 😮

[@tori5532]

yeah this is what worries me about getting married. I'm really just thinking abt a courthouse wedding in the future because I'm very introverted and partying stresses me out.

[@r0xdab0x96xo]

If that works for you and your future to be, do it. Thats what my parents, in-laws and my husband and I did. We didn't want fancy, we wanted, short, sweet and cozy. Had massive feeds after our weddings at home, called it in early and SLEPT, no funky, just slept xD Sadly in my country, not sure when but some time after our wedding, you no longer can do courthouse weddings. However, a celibate (aka officiant) in the backyard is all thats needed when the big day, is a lot different that pizzazz

[@Ilovewashers]

The Period one tho! XD

[@MollyHuffle]

I’m a simple girl. I just want a small or medium sized wedding at a church and then go out to eat afterwards in a reserved room with everyone. Only close family and friends.

[@currentfps160]

Sounds great! Ill make reservations.

[@Your_daily_edit]

I used to have a friend who was a serial fiancé but always broke it off shortly before the wedding (6mths before the day). She’d always dump them because her ex wasn’t doing anything. No saving, no texting, wouldn’t RSVP, wouldn’t answer her calls, didn’t ask about her, RADIO SILENCE!! Actually tried the marriage thing and asked him to save her, so he called her parents (who didn’t even know she was engaged let alone marrying the next day). She’s now getting divorce and it was the guy’s decision. I wish i could have warned him but i am no longer friends with that toxic b@#$&

[@cchastant8251]

I sometimes felt a bit "bridezilla" in the months prior to the wedding. He told me at home (we lived together already) that he would propose to me at Thanksgiving. Where only his family would be, considering we'd moved out of state and away from mine. Peed me off that he'd just casually tell me when he'd be announcing it. I mean, I knew he'd be asking, he knew I was going to agree. Told him he'd better rethink that, if he wanted the answer he expected on Thanksgiving. One panicked look from him later, and he was down on his knee at that moment, and I accepted. And gave him his "big, in front of family reveal" proposal acceptance. We go over to his mother's to begin planning out the wedding. She ASKS ME what sort of wedding I want. "JoP," I tell her. And when she looks shocked at this, continue. "We can't afford a big wedding, I'm not going into debt for a wedding, and my family isn't paying for this." Well. She AND he tell me they totally want the "big church wedding" thing. I'm not feeling like this is the hill to die on, so I tell them they can have the church wedding. "But you'll both be doing the planning. I'll retain veto rights, and show up on the day in my dress." HA! As if I'd get off so lucky... Vetoed things left and right for cost reasons, including any sort of bar. I don't drink at all, my bf only drank socially, never kept a single (or multiple) beer/wine in our fridge at home, and I wasn't paying for people to get drunk on my big day. Most of whom I didn't know. No flower petals tossed for me to walk over. Not the main church, but a smaller building they had for smaller events. I know I frustrated his mother a LOT with my vetoes. In my defense, she could have told me I had a budget to work with, and I would have allowed her more of the things she wanted. Believing I was paying for everything... HELL no! She only got the bigger guest list by tricking me. "What if money was no object?" she asked. "Well, if money was no object, sure, invite everyone who wants to come. But money is an object," I reminded her. I still went to the tastings. For food I barely got to eat any of, to thank a room full of mostly strangers for showing up. Still had to deal with my flowers. (eye roll) And before the reception was quite over, MIL pulls me into the kitchen and asks how much we spent. Since I kept hold of the money (thank goodness!), I could give her a rough estimate. And she wrote me out a check for that amount. I held my tongue, not wanting to throw the huge fit I was feeling for her not bothering to tell me I had a budget to work with. That she'd pay me back, if I stayed reasonable. NOT throwing that fit? Hardest thing I'd done all day.

[@Charley-rz3hl]

I hate stories and people like this. It's is the bride and groom's big day, they should agree on everything and find a median of what they want. Other people be damned, it's your and your spouse's day! You need to be happy! It also goes better if the other people are happy, but people are happy with warm food and something to drink and that's easily arranged.

[@rachellepisa4482]

My ml planned my whole wedding as well and I was really sad that my guests were eating finger sandwiches and chips made by my sister in law and there was no music at reception so no first dance and no dance with my dad, also the photographer was her friend from church and the only pictures that I ended up with that had my family were the ones that her family as well, all of the special pictures I requested and took with my family and my best friend disappeared and I was told that the photographer had run out of film!?! And to top it all off when I was asking the photographer to take a special picture with my best friend my ml came up and whispered to me that "those people " shouldn't even be here referring to my best friends and her husband, that was the one and only time I was stern with her and she looked pretty dumb when I told her in front of her friend that "those people were my best friend in the entire universe and her husband and they were playing with the children in my family that they have been aunt and uncle to since they were born! Part 2 of this story is called "Honeymoon from Hell" and it involves a theme motel room, waking up to a million ants in our tub, sharing the hot tub with 7 drunk immigrants (no offense, my grandparents were immigrants but these guys were in rough shape like they may have just got here after a very long foot trip), and garage sale-ing as the highlight of the honeymoon.

[@Charley-rz3hl]

@@rachellepisa4482 I am so sorry you had to experience that

[@capricorngirl52405]

My mom‘s friend when her son got married. The brides Aunt paid for the entire wedding and oh my god was she a zilla. The reception was at one of the fanciest venues in our state. The entire time during the reception she kept telling the bride that she “Settled for this place“ and “ that if she had a daughter she would not be allowed to be in A place as slump as this place“. Thankfully the Aunt did not have kids. I could just imagine how she would’ve been as a mother.

[@1987MartinT]

Story 3: SUPER AUNT TO THE RESCUE!!!

[@pastelskies99]

honestly a wedding that serves pizza and subs sounds amazing compared to most food at weddings

[@rodneykingston6420]

Early '90s I worked this job and got a new supervisor, a near middle aged but recently married woman. My coworker and I could totally tell that she only took the job so she and her husband could qualify for a mortgage and that she was trying like hell to get pregnant so she could take paid maternity leave and then quit. Bingo both counts. Anyway, she kept insisting she couldn't work weekends: "I'm IN 7 weddings this summer!" - like I was supposed to be impressed by this. Just for fun, this woman and I who worked under her came up with an elaborate theory that there was a group of desperate women approaching 40 who got together and formed a tight mutual support group, sort of like Weight Watchers, but for the purpose of finding husbands. We imagined them having study sessions of the book The Rules and hitting the high end bars in hunting packs. Bet we weren't far from the truth.

[@n33kers1]

Lost it at "Britta-zilla," everytime.

[@efab9439]

And needles to say 😂

[@sevrono]

the sister of my first serious boyfriend married her bf of 10 months. my bf (an obviously gay high voiced teddy bear) stood for his sister, and the groom's sister stood for him. the groom's conservative russian orthodox family didn't like this, they had a general problem with my bf (and by extension myself) and didn't even want him in the wedding in addition to this, while my bf's family never really acted outright homophobic, it was clear they never approved of me, so they didn't seat me (his bf of 3ys) with the rest of the immediate family (the only people at the wedding i actually knew) and obviously didn't seat me at the head table, so they sat me at the sort of "outcast table" no one else at that table showed up, luckily i was saved by the only member of the family i had actually been warned against as a homophobe, my bf's aunt she was already well into her cups by dinner, knew exactly who i was and didn't care, she grabbed one of the wine bottles on my table and told me to bring the other, and i got drunk and ate with HER family instead of my bf's it wasn't all bad though, i still had my first slow dance that night

[@blinkspacestudio8892]

I am so happy to be getting married to someone I can truly trust, brilliant communication, great team work, she has it all. Gonna make sure I snatch her up before anyone else does lol

[@inthegrass11]

heard about this one girl who was walking down the aisle, just got teleported into space

[@Kelo_6277_]

I feel a banjo playing in the background music during the story of the guy who called out his sisters name during sex would've made sense.

[@Srettel.Eciffo]

I feel depressed every time hear stories about " Engaged, Marriage, Filipino girls and green cards" It reminds me of my EX and 4 yrs bad relationship with him. He always thought that I'm using him for getting a green card but I'm never interested in moving or staying in a different country, I never ask for money because I have a stable job and I have a degree. It's shame to be a person that uses people. I will never use someone for personal or financial gain only because I don't want a miserable relationship or marriage. I don't want to be like my parent's marriage. It scares me a lot. I always wanted a partner in crime, to share memes, play video games, watch movies/animes, like vodka and funny jokes, sometimes serious and a shoulder to cry on. Now, I'm almost 30 and no longer interested in having a relationship or marriage because I'm still traumatized but it's okay I'm happy this way.

[@UnicornMcMuffin]

I was 3 mo before the date and I ran out. He was super controlling and always harsh with me. The final straw was when he ignored my worries when I had a staff infection. Finally once my best friend took me to the er drs said I was hours away from the infection entering my blood stream. He only cared after I told him it was over.

[@Starrrycandy]

Holy shit the one where the bride didn't even know she was getting married.... That was crazy

[@jewelhenson3034]

I got engaged christmas 2019 at 1208 am. I felt bad for my husband, he had a beautiful plan. He was planning to drive around looking af Christmas lights in yards until 12 to ask me. But everyone had turned their lights off so we drove around some random neighborhood and he asked me as we were passing a gas station. I really love him so I told him I didn't care and thought it made a cute story. Would still like a redo though but I'm afraid it might go bad too.

[@sidecar7714]

Wedding ≠ marriage.

[@nikkivillemaire4855]

That comment "back pain is no joke"! I know how that feels! I didn't herniate a disc, (I still don't know what I did!) but my lower back has been hurting since Saturday March 27, 2021; it is currently April fools day and no it's not a joke! Mom and I were cleaning my area of the house (which happens to be the basement) so it didn't look like a pig sty when the AT&T guy came over to install the AT&T Fiber at our house. I could hardly move once the pain started and it also ruined my appetite; barely had a few bites of food at lunch! Thankfully, it's not as bad as when it started, after taking Tylenol and Advil (not at the same time and waiting several hours in between taking the pills) to help with pain relief, the pain is slowly but surely going away!

[@breezybee3774]

Look into CRPS?

[@hellobirdie0617]

5 min 10 sec’s is so tall it registers as time not space.

[@MrKirby365]

I can't tell you how much this breaks my heart That people turn their back on their family... It just goes to show that you can't necessarily trust that the people you love are good will you love are gonna love you back.... And sometimes they tell you to leave, and dont give a reason, or because your qore the qrong color, or just because you're gay... It scares me how conditional how fully conditional love is, from somebody that biologically generated you. Because in the end that's all it is to them and and you have to let that be all it was to you too. I have biological information donors, And I have a mom and fking killed me to lose her, and have Society replaced her with my biological mom because she generated me with with the use of the sperm... By accident. I didn't ask to be here... I don't know about the rest of you but I sure didn't ask to be here especially not With people that tell you aren't worth being loved

[@monkeynumbernine]

Laughing out loud at the tampon story 😂

[@joannabennett2335]

My husband proposed on our second date. We were in the military. It was the 70s, so yeah. He then transfered to Germany. We got married a year later, three fabulous girls, nine grandchildren, 46 years later still the love of my life. Had ups and downs over the years but as I am looking at that man I realise some times quick marriages do work and I hope all these women find the one for them!

[@LendriMujina]

Accidentally fell asleep with this video playing. Woke up during the story at 1:44:45 after _the characters in my dream_ started chanting "Breast. Breast. Testicle. Testicle."

[@ninabriesch4184]

The first story at braids by mail has a nice outcome.. Yes, she left her family and friends behind but she was one of the lucky once not been turned into modern slave. She asked for a better education and he did his best so she can get it. That shows that not all of those men are trash or monsters, some of them just needed another way. Good luck to that family and i hope that they are happy .

[@beastmaster0934]

11:46 I can just imagine all three of them look at each other with a look of “Well, shit” on their faces.

[@Seto_KaibaX]

The aunt at the 3:00 story is bad ass in my book. IDK her but she's cool in my books.

[@valerune192]

who tf marries after 3 weeks of knowing eachother lmao

[@Jasmin23332]

"The breadazilla" lol🍞🦖👰‍♀️

[@faithf.7114]

My parents first date started when my mom got off of her shift at a local restaurant and went nextdoor to the bar that my dad worked at, most of the staff at both places knew each other and would come over after work but it was a particularly rough day for my mom and she had a little bit of everything on her shirt. Anyways, my dad came over to her place at the bar and said, and I quote "You look like shit, let me buy you a drink", they've been married for years now

[@DodgerOfZion]

I just wish there was some way to get that piano music. My searches through KZbin, Google and Soundcloud have turned up nothing. Any help?

[@satansjockstrap550]

old time timpani piano music or piano carousel music might put you in the right direction if that's any help?

[@satansjockstrap550]

Or ragtime piano

[@dorothylloyd1804]

Thanks for the video

[@meganharrison6679]

2:01:25 “my boyfriend cheated on me with a girl his roommate set him up with”.. Been married to roommate for how long? Lol! Your now husband knew EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!! That’s one smooth sucker lol!

[@shaniceisfalling]

"Just keep walking," oml

[@JoJohXD]

57:00 can I do the reverse?! I want o to go to Asia as a mail bride LoL 😂

[@robertperez2262]

“It was odd knowing my father had three sisters… two of which were the twins…” Oh dear, homewrecker aunts… lmao

[@winging2458]

These were entertaining stories, indeed. Sometimes, I guess there really are love lucky people. It ain't easy, but the strangest meetings can prove to be true love. The Universe is amazing..... blessed!! Must be serendipity.

[@debshaw680]

I feel really sorry for the mail order brides. They get treated so badly. It’s human trafficking so much of the time as evidenced by these stories. The woman the family assumes was a prostitute who just loved them all as they’re the ONLY family she has in the US being judged like that broke my heart. In cultures other than the freaking US, family is important. And you don’t have to have a “blood connection” to be family. I’ll preface this by saying I’m Italian American and not a mail order bride: My ex husband’s family does not consider those who married into the family to be family. Funny because his white father married his Japanese wife right after WW2 where he was fighting Japan in the South Pacific and she was in an internment camp here in the USA with her family. My nephews were told I wasn’t their aunt and they always treated me like a stranger tho I saw them often. His siblings spread rumors that my youngest wasn’t his child which made things worse. She was more fair than the older two who both looked very Asian when they were born. By the time she was 2, she looked very much like her father’s mother. Even after it was proven that she is his child, they treated her like crap. She’s never even met any of her cousins tho they’re friendly with my son. Not enough to have been invited to his wedding tho. None of his aunts and uncles have been invited. But now they want to claim my youngest and tell her how beautiful she is… because she’s stunning. They tell her how accomplished she is. How great she turned out. Yeah, because after age 8, their dad stopped spending any time with them and I raised them alone without any help or visits at all from his family. They lived in the same town as me. My son, as an adult looks like my dad. Not Asian at all. Funnily enough, he’s the only one who will talk to any of them or to my ex.

[@WobblesandBean]

2:20:20 This is why you don't marry a mama's boy, ladies. Just don't do it.

[@SmileyFace123Lolz]

That super intelligent mail order bride who was starting to learn generator maintenance is kind of a badass tho. She's literally KZbining this stuff and I can't even make myself clean and repaint the back deck. 😑

[@jongiovanna4242]

I plan on having my father wed me and my boyfriend, I want my wedding to be negative dollars if that’s even possible.

[@oldwoman5942]

My neighbors arranged green card marriages for all of her siblings and were very dismayed when one of her sisters fell in love with her green card husband and refused to divorce him and lived happily with him and had two kids. The rest followed her orders. Her brother went thru four wives because he was so abusive. They tried to get me to marry him but I wasn’t stupid, he was very cute and charming but no thanks, and a male friend refused to marry one of the sisters.

[@beastmaster0934]

Seems the one sister was the only sane one of the bunch.

[@Ambipie]

God that 12 year old was lucky to stop and think. She almost got abducted. Why didn't one of her parents come flying out of the house with a sidearm?

[@bombshellonthego]

Purple une cake or ice cream is incredible. Wish everyone could try it.

[@fnafplayer6447]

Once headed to StonyBrook and they were having a wedding and we brought the dogs, we went up a large staircase behind it and there were dogs at the top who started barking very loudly and you hear the wedding music stop and then people dying of laughter.

[@WayWardWonderer]

So grateful to be single right now...

[@nameless592]

She should have worn the $3000 dress to the park wedding like she planned. That’s what the universe wanted.

[@neonlightning3696]

My ex was the one to break it off but I’m glad I got out of it, she had started wearing me down mentally and had started complaining about me hanging out with her friends and complaining about how much I ate and what I wore

[@megankaur97]

I should get ordained just for shits and giggles lol

[@kevanfoster]

We never got married but her father still considers me his son-in-law, so does her stepmom, they both call me "son" whenever I spend the night over with my love.

[@ebonimccain6988]

2:31:49 Mormon? 2:33:06 Probably Mormon

[@moonlight34134]

i found the mail order bride stories super interesting

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

9:04 wtf dude you NEVER press charges against the victims will. That selfish bastard has no clue the pressure that puts on people. .....But mah duty

[@MidnightFreefall]

The bubble blowing instead of rice is very common here in Australia (or at least it was 15-20 years ago when I was a kid). I’ve never been to a wedding with rice

[@debshaw680]

Had a mother-in-law-zilla. We planned a court house wedding with take out after at our apartment. His mother went ballistic. She demanded we get married at her church. Turned out to be the National Episcopal Cathedral. I gave that a HARD no. The priest shows us a side chapel. I’m an atheist. I didn’t want a church wedding but I was sick of her tantrum and agreed on the small chapel that seated around 45 people. Of those 45, 15 were my guests. We get to the reception, which she had moved to her house, and she had invited about 60 more people neither of us had ever met. We were fully grown adults who combined two fully adult homes. His cousin is a caterer and offered to cater the wedding which was just going to be finger foods. MIL never told her about the increased guest list so there was nowhere near enough food or drinks. We wanted a dry wedding because she was a loud, obnoxious drunk. These are wealthy people so she ordered CASES of liquor and hired a bar tender. She called the baker a week before the wedding and changed the colors on the cake from white frosting with green piping and lilac flowers to everything white and silver. It turned grey before guests and the wedding party arrived. It also wasn’t white cake with strawberries. It was marbled yellow and chocolate. Everything else she did, I don’t really care about but she wrecked my cake which was the only thing I’d chosen myself outside my maid of honor’s dress and my own. My mother made the floral arrangements. We collaborated on that. Luckily my MIL couldn’t get control of that. Mostly it didn’t matter because I didn’t want any of that but I did want my cake. She died 2.5 years later of lung cancer. We divorced after 8 years. I only stayed that long because six years in I fell and shattered my elbow and dislocated my hip. It shifted my spine out of alignment. The doctor who fixed my elbow screwed it up and the bones in the joint were coming apart and dying. I had 4 reconstructive surgeries over 3 years. It was a mess from start to end.

[@KARLSPEED]

2:30 that shit makes me so damn pissed, everyone in that curch should be so ashamed!

[@Cline3911]

Married? Don't do it. It's a trap!

[@Wyvern_x]

The one at 49:44 made my heart warm

[@tessfabled4115]

59:39 I'm pretty sure I've seen that episode of Unsolved Mysteries

[@AprilBytheBay]

59:10 Honestly though. Free workers were LIT for farmers

[@TheMusicUser]

1:02:33 Holy shit. I aspire to be this woman. Life goals.

[@lightsidesoul]

36:07 I'm pretty sure all of that is grounds to refuse to pay/demand a refund. After all, a contract isn't negotiable after it's signed, and with all those violations, pretty sure that's a slam dunk of a lawsuit, especially if they didn't offer a discount or to refund some of what was already paid to apologize for all the screw ups.

[@MyNameIsKaz]

Met a dude in my jrotc class and that night I sent him a Facebook friend request by accident (I was stalking him 😬) and he sent one literally seconds after I took mine back. 7 years in October and engaged now. 😊

[@oldwoman5942]

I know 4 guys who married a mail order Filipino bride, both seem happy.

[@madisonmartin6747]

3:09 I thought that stuff only happened in fever dreams like seriously WTF

[@LadyLubdan]

My first wedding my mil was baking and decorating my wedding cake. I told her if she would make the flowers purple. She was like no it has to be all white. I said no that's boring. So to "teach me a lesson" she dyed the whole cake purple. Which is actually what I really wanted but didn't think she would do it. That's why i only asked for purple flowers. Literally they sell little purple cake flower things at the grocery store for like a $. She could have just bought those and stuck them on. Then she refused to wear makeup at the wedding and got mad that I didn't notice.

[@justegg8008]

The “ fat America “ nickname sent me LOL as someone getting married next week I love listening to peoples wedding stories

[@SunhiMoon]

1:28:29 I'm so confused. Was the groom the bride's half-brother?

[@WobblesandBean]

56:55 I don't feel the slightest bit sorry for him.

[@genderflu1dwh0r17]

1:48:14 who do y'all think it is?