Urban Stealth Camping Disguised As Businessman

I threw together a quick disguise from the thrift store and went out camping behind some houses on a residential trail. I brought the hammock with me for a shelter this trip and used a fairly small kit. A whole new world of possibilities for camping secretly has opened up!
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[@hero314]

It's okay, Steve has an MBA - Masters of Bush Accomodations.

[@fatherofpie5763]

greatest comment ever

[@ashj_2088]

🌮👈😋👍🇦🇺

[@writerbill1]

That's perfect! 😂

[@kevio6868]

that's what she said

[@candiced710]

LMAO

[@Humorism1]

It reminds me of the time I passed a business man in the woods. As soon as I made eye contact he pulled out his phone, said "buy buy, sell sell" and all my suspicions disappeared.

[@PennPearson]

Very funny! You deserve more thumbs ups!

[@jeffh8803]

Did he have a leather suitcase from 1982 that looked like it was full of body parts?

[@deborahcurtis1385]

@@jeffh8803 It's vinyl but never mind!

[@rob_cd]

😂😂😂

[@la.pas.503]

This made me laugh

[@paulbartholomew8201]

I don't think that Steve's ever seen a business man, he looks like a refugee from the 1980s, fleeing some war torn former Soviet Republic. Comedy gold Steve, keep up the good work!

[@braedan51]

BusinessmanSteve, A.B.C. "Always Be Camping!"

[@comedian0338]

I don't think Steve knows the difference between a briefcase and a suitcase lol

[@MichaelsExplorations]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭yes

[@jmlewis435]

Yes! A businessman with jeans and a suit coat! LOL

[@Sam-pn2kc]

Hahah good one man

[@liamr194]

I have no idea if these are spoofs, parodies or even if you're in on the joke with us. But a man disguised as a businessman in woods where nobody is looking for him is one of the greatest double agent plays I've ever seen. Brilliant.

[@hedark1135]

Autism

[@finlaycowan3681]

2.4 million people chose to watch a guy eating a hot dog, in the rain, in the dark... this is why I love the internet and don't need Hollywood anymore. Great stuff.

[@kaohsiung99]

BINGO! Shows like 'Friends' with all of the fake laughter are a thing of the distant past.

[@deborahcurtis1385]

My fav is when Steve camped in a traffic island....so good!

[@anest-uk]

Blair witch project maybe?

[@Sandipan_Naskar]

👌👌👌

[@offgridas]

Haha I'm actually watching friends as I read these comments​@@kaohsiung99

[@SpencerLuxBurton]

Imagine turning a corner just in time to see a man in a jacket carrying a brief case straight into the woods. I think I'd turn the other way and forget I saw anything.

[@steveheist6426]

"G-man is real apparently"

[@axollot]

Yes. The comments have me crying, lol.

[@marktype1with2]

I would have thought he had an emergency Duce to drop.

[@JohnnyHeracles]

@@axollot same

[@J.B.1982]

Haha. Yeah, the briefcase luggage thing may be even more suspicious

[@mindmyown1]

If I saw someone walking through the bush with that “professional businessman suit” and that piece of luggage from the 70s I would automatically think serial killer lol

[@TheWestlandgirl]

Lol, no doubt!

[@milestonowheres]

When he said he was going to pull out his cell phone, I totally thought it was going to be as old as the jacket and briefcase

[@mindmyown1]

@@milestonowheres 😂

[@edwarddomain6745]

Ever see the movie “Se7en” with Brad Pitt? “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?” vibes

[@Deon290182]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@James-hq7zh]

Police officer : “what’s in the bag….nice and slow….” Steve : “ it’s a telescopic Weiner roaster”

[@MH-sj9bg]

This gave me the biggest laugh 😂

[@zingerl353]

Hahaha!!!!

[@kriskabin]

🤣

[@dmc73]

🤣 that came out of no where

[@paulc9739]

Lmao hahahaha!!! Best comment ever!!! This channel has the funniest comments I’ve ever seen

[@PiglipsMaximus]

Hey Steve. I'm kind of homeless but more just on the brink. Government doesn't help and money is never enough. Your videos teach me that living like this can be enjoyable. And makes me think 'maybe life isn't as hard as I'm thinking' I spend some free time watching your videos. Love it all

[@Hanna55472]

Good luck! Hope it all works out for you ❤

[@benjaminott6498]

Life can be great. Live thrifty.

[@chevy4x466]

Best of luck to u. As long as we have air in our lungs and some food in our belly, we can be happy

[@bard1250]

Jesus loves you, my friend. Read the Bible if you haven't already.

[@richardbergin]

I live in a van, it’s pretty good considering. I’d love a house but houses in Australia are not affordable for the average person.

[@arnoldlayne9469]

Steve acting like a man in a suit with a briefcase in the woods is less suspicious than a man with camping gear is the reason I watch this channel.

[@brandonbman5921]

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@st.peterunner8758]

Lol

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

"they're going to be looking for soldiers"

[@obowurx6625]

🤣😂 I just woke up my wife and kids laughing. Several funny comments in a row, yours pushed me over the edge

[@marilyncote-miller8010]

A backpack would be better.

[@decayuk3642]

Steve looks like a dude who has lost his job but is to afraid to tell his wife. So dresses for work every morning then goes drinks beers In the woods.

[@andrew4x4x4]

Perfect!

[@blackops555]

So basically the plot to Falling Down. Hopefully Steve doesnn't snap anytime soon.

[@florygarcia8956]

Quite TRUE! this is the most on point observation/comment.

[@dios8256]

Yeeees!

[@dios8256]

@@blackops555 YEEES!! Hahaha

[@waxingmiracle]

I was suspicious at first, but when I saw it was clearly a business man my fears were allayed. This was indeed the perfect crime.

[@leerichardson1927]

Meanwhile, in an office somewhere, there is a man wearing a camo design shirt and has pictures of woodland on the walls 😂 Great Video!

[@Marread]

If I walked by a dude saying "buy, buy. Sell, sell" I wouldn't mess with him as he clearly knows his business.

[@blakelowrey9620]

CLEARLY

[@ganii1804]

"You're fired, you're hired, you're fired!" "Those prices are fantastic!"

[@Shlogger]

"We'll go over that in the morning meeting and circle back in the midmorning meeting. "

[@milank9191]

@@ganii1804 *pukes

[@christinemerritt974]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@austin2842]

If I wanted to "blend" in an urban trail, I'd probably just dress outdoorsy. I'm not so sure about lugging a torso-sized suitcase through the woods while dressed like a mafia don.

[@jestronixhanderson9898]

Gold! Yeh I was thinking the same.

[@treebeardtheent2200]

You missed the point. It's not needed for the woods. It assists in getting to the entry point of the woods. You think some old clothes and a shopping cart would work better?

[@austin2842]

@@treebeardtheent2200 I bike those sorts of trails regularly and it would look odd to see someone in a dress jacket carrying am old suitcase. The key is to pick attire that fits well both on and off trail. Also, old clothes and a shopping cart would fit perfectly. Excellent idea.

[@saphyrekhol3343]

Agreed. That outfit doesn’t blend in at all.

[@JimLarranaga5k]

@@austin2842 I agree, if you want to blend in wearing a used sport coat and large briefcase, maybe camp on Wall Street. Sleep on a bench and everyone will know you lost your life savings in the stock market. They might even toss you some money out of sympathy.

[@kathyneville9768]

I find this quite interesting and very realistic, as 1) I have lived on beach hillsides in my sleeping bag; 2) tents in the woods, and along river beds; and, 3) in a Chinook camper. I managed to make bread from scratch, cook on open fires in the dark, it's all so very nomadic and gives one an amazing sense of survival. I miss those days; now, living in a house at 77 years of age, I would do it all over again. One learns how so very little one needs, materialisticly.

[@shermanfunk]

Not only is Steve one of the worlds leading stealth camping experts, but now I find out he’s one of the worlds leading stealth thrift shoppers. This channel keeps getting better and better

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

Random guy with a dog: "Sir, you know it's illegal to camp here?" Steve *hastily putting jacket on*: "Its ok, I'm having a business meeting here, can you excuse me for a moment?" *taking out phone* "Buy! Sell!"

[@Cyba_IT]

Lol!

[@mcmc77658]

🤣🤣🤣

[@venus.verdure_carnivorous6606]

😂

[@evilspacemonkeyman]

Got arrested. Instructions unclear!

[@eastlynburkholder3559]

I want a hammock with a rain fly and mosquito net.

[@johnpittscom]

The guy that's hiding from people that aren't looking for him. I love this channel

[@murk1e]

Yeah, it’s hard to believe that anyone actually *cares*!

[@someotherdude]

Wouldn't it be cool if someone stalks him while he's doing one of these videos

[@lorenday2026]

This channel is good for the soul. Especially in this crazy time we are living in.

[@JelloFluoride]

I'm waiting for Steve to be caught by a fan and it ends in them bringing him step 2s and then leaving so he can finish the video.

[@newcatvideos3306]

He is bush-inesman

[@RedSoxFanatic4Life]

As someone who used to wear a suit and carry a briefcase to work every day before remote working became the norm in 2020, I genuinely think Steve is making a better use of those things than I ever did. Keep up the great work, Steve!

[@theodorelong9762]

I love the effort he puts into the story and outfit when no one in the neighbourhood probably saw him.

[@christerranaldo906]

Imagine going for a walk in the evening and smellling the scent of caramelized unions and sausages. You follow the smell and you find a "business man" in jeans peacefully eating sausages.

[@rustyshackelford1483]

Meh!

[@effigy420]

Unions? 😂

[@justmy2abelincolns272]

I’m too high for this imagery lmfao I’m *GASPING* 😂

[@jamesestrada6322]

He then asks "If you could have anything in the world what would it be? How about a deal?"

[@whitenip84]

Those damn greedy UNIONS, screwing up corporations 😆

[@AdrianKingsleyHughes]

Don’t take this the wrong way, Steve, but that’s the most suspicious you’ve ever looked! Love it!

[@rustybeddingfield227]

he's such a qt

[@all.day.day-dreamer]

hahaha ... so funny

[@nonenone4461]

@@all.day.day-dreamer Nothing at all funny about it. If you've ever lived in a community where an outsider came in and snatched some kids.

[@r8prkittensmeow]

@@nonenone4461 stfu

[@jodylesso7709]

Cuteness counts

[@cruzcastroE]

OH MY! First time watcher. Can't believe I found something actually interesting waiting for me online. Laughed so hard my belly hurt.The comments are CRAZY funny. Thanks Steve and all of y'all!

[@kathyjohnson2043]

welcome and enjoy

[@christopherrothstein8921]

First time watcher an I agree lol

[@joyhanson8654]

I haven't laughed in years; this guy made me laugh.

[@davidknell8831]

Gotta love this guy! Looks more like a door to door hotdog salesman than a stock brocker! Bless u Steve! Defo get my laughter therapy from your videos! Keep it up bud

[@Ackira]

Can we just take a moment to admire that this guy is just enjoying himself so much by litterally just going outside and eating hotdogs ?

[@ripskip160]

And getting paid while doing so

[@JackOLanternBob]

It's fun, gotta do it with friends, always good times

[@ipman4715]

I love a good hotdog when out doors ..

[@techgamer1597]

Don't blame him one bit. Hotdogs and beers in the forest while camping sounds like a dream

[@richm368]

@@JackOLanternBob Everyone's gotta be super stealthy. Must bring a briefcase.

[@pumpupthevolume4775]

I did that in a place similar to that once and got all settled in and about 20 minutes later a guy comes up with a shotgun angrily asking what I'm doing back in there. I told him I was traveling and just looking for a place to sleep. I was young and the guy softened up a bit and we conversed a short time and he left. He came back in about 30 minutes with a silver platter with a plate full of food, dessert and a glass of wine. We talked a bit more, he told me to leave the things after I was done there and he'd pick them up in the morning. I never saw him again. I left early in the morning and continued on my travels. Little experiences like that make trips memorable and give one faith in humanity.

[@hanoitripper1809]

Where was that?

[@techgamer1597]

@@hanoitripper1809 the moon

[@hanoitripper1809]

@@techgamer1597 yr mum

[@Novozymandiaz]

Sigma rule #784 - Threaten random strangers in the woods with a shotgun.

[@drakebell6784]

@@Novozymandiaz might have been his property.

[@ja-ks8dh]

I'm in tears watching this, it's killing me. I'm getting a suit jacket and briefcase like Steve. His camping knowledge is great and important but the real story is if he will get caught. I love this.

[@kdemarco2010]

I don't know what happened or how I ended up here but I've been binging your videos for the last few days because you two randomly suggested them to me and I just can't stop watching. A man in a business suit walking down an extremely wooded trail is the quality content I never knew I needed and now I can't stop watching.

[@TBLUNTZ420]

He’s great isn’t he? Such a chill guy.

[@willvenable4274]

The obvious amount of joy that this man gets from drinking beer and spending a night alone in the woods fills me with happiness and drives me to appreciate the little things. Love this channel.

[@zackdemundo]

Amen.

[@amascia8327]

Aah... the simple life...

[@lewi4117]

Heck yeah!!!

[@jacobwaller92]

Moosehead is the best! I get it here in Ohio and love it!!

[@JulesMarz]

YES

[@TGuidry25]

The suitcase makes it look like a business man who’s wife just kicked him out. But hey it worked.

[@Blurasperri]

😭😭😭

[@Offthbadan]

😂😂😂

[@EatCarbs]

I've seen lots of guys with suit cases showing up at my worksite. It's pretty common.

[@robin3]

@@EatCarbs that or they're stealing material.

[@scottlaroche2006]

Hah! I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@AnzuBralor]

I'm a new subscriber, and I've only watched probably about a dozen of Steve's videos, but something tells me this one is the *most* quintessential Camping with Steve video.

[@BD-zg7is]

His smile everytime he tastes his food makes me so happy lol😀

[@beneverett2392]

Congratulations Steve, you have achieved peak stealth. If by "stealth" you mean resembling a bulky serbian henchman with a suitcase full of a rival's bodyparts. I love this guy. The affectionate roasting in the comments is the cherry.

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

Omg the comments are easily as great as the video!!! Lmfao

[@adevore1971]

Affectionate roasting lol

[@ComedyKraze1]

This is the best part lol

[@axollot]

That's basically what I saw...cuz, a guy in a forest with a suitcase would spook me.

[@judyrobinson9556]

affectionate roasting. seems to be the right description. i cant believe this guy. most viewer comments seem to have an air of suspicion. why does he feel he always has to be looking over his shoulder? why not just do regular camping?

[@westdakota9180]

What Steve wants people to think: "just a business man going for a short hike, nothing unusual" What people actually think: "that hobo is very well dressed"

[@opieutt9038]

I was thinking Mr. Bojangles, but then it gives away I'm a boomer lol.

[@ridespirals]

"must be new"

[@andynieuwenhuis7833]

​@@opieutt9038As a boomer in my 60's I still Love To 18:33 go camping;Yes I still camp in a tent.

[@avcomth]

Look up King Bhumibol of Thailand videos here on KZbin and you will find tons of videos of him walking through jungles in tailored suits and trousers to visit people in remote villages. He was of course accompanied by an entourage of armed guards and local officers. This took place from the late 1950s until about 2010s.

[@intellectually_lazy]

i know better dressed ones

[@diegophantasmic5127]

" I am businessman doing business things" LOL don't ever change, Steve!

[@laurigermain4170]

"...and that should make for a severely relaxing sleep." 🌧 Gotta love it!!

[@briangardner7664]

The most suspicious he has ever looked.

[@doneown503]

Yes, I am predicting a disaster , involving police, EMS, & Canadas version of Supremacy Group ! This should be Epic!

[@tokeituptyler5187]

🤣🤣🤣 right

[@basichomebrew610]

got the serial killer vibe down to a tee this time!

[@nedheadwyoming]

Lol!

[@bobouzala]

Oh…, Steve’s had his moments.

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

This has real "your dad lost his job and is taking you on an 'adventure'" type energy

[@jakemarfoglia]

The hotdogs cooked over a butane flame with untoasted buns definitely does

[@jesusislord6545]

Repent to Jesus Christ! “Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!” ‭‭Philippians‬ ‭4:4‬ ‭NIV‬‬ M

[@christophermckillop549]

When you don't have your vaccine passport ...

[@mathiasjames8733]

@@jakemarfoglia 🤣🤣🤣🤣 entitled little uss uss.

[@mathiasjames8733]

At least you have a dad.

[@mr.g1538]

I hitchhiked several times across the lower 48 in the 80's and 90's. I never called it stelth, but recalled some interesting camp sites. One on the roof of a small department store in Utah. You bring back memories. I kind of relate to Crazy Neighbor.

[@user-ft4gr9fb7v]

Steve is a classic act all on his own. He is one of a kind.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaa662]

Stealth camping in casual clothes looks a bit like homelessness with extra steps.

[@Anjohl]

And nicer gear.

[@tylerg9864]

Looks like it but its not. Hes enjoying camping

[@nforne]

@@tylerg9864 We know.

[@Strideo1]

As if camping in general isn't just homelessness with extra steps.

[@rustymustard7798]

Yeah, all these disguises are useless when the most stealth disguise in a city is drab layers of mismatched clothes, some disposable bags, and a staggering gait. Pretty much nobody cares about what some quiet homeless drunk guy is doing in most places if you're not causing trouble. Extra steps lol. One of my favorite 'stealth camping' strats is to find a shady tree in the corner of a quiet park and just 'take a nap' during the day for a good 6 hours under it without any gear, use your pack as a pillow. I did this around BC and the western US, as i'd rather sleep during the hot parts of the day and stay up to enjoy beautiful nights.

[@rebeccalazzell5262]

*sees business man walking into the woods with briefcase* Me *ahhh yesss, he's just taking a businessy stroll*

[@WowJustWow37]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Raven.flight]

Hate to think what business he was into :D

[@Morbing_Time]

Just agent 47 on the job

[@nunyabiznes33]

He's got business with his friends on the other side.

[@rebeccalazzell5262]

Y'all are cracking me up 😂☺

[@laraava]

The 2020 pandemic impacted us all in various ways. This is like a case study on how to survive the pandemic as a layed off business man turned mountain man. Truly inspiring.

[@kayfse8373]

Now I'm going to wonder whose briefcase is actually full of camping gear when people walk by

[@danforthlaertes]

"Can you describe the man you saw in the woods?" "Yes, he was clearly a businessman." "What makes you say that?" "He was wearing a suit jacket I had recently donated to the local thrift store, was eating sausages, and had a briefcase." "Could he have perhaps been some kind of KZbinr stealth camper?" "No, no - definitely not. He was saying 'Buy, buy, sell, sell' into his mobile 'phone." "Clearly a businessman, then. What did he have in the suitcase?" "Hot dogs and onions."

[@LauraElizabethArt]

I just cried I was laughing so hard

[@davidknell8831]

😂😂😂

[@mbbuckeyes8386]

Best response I’ve seen …. Classic!!

[@Sh4dowFawx]

Traveling telescopic weinie roaster salesman.

[@s.g.3737]

@@Sh4dowFawx great comment!

[@SaileAway]

Steve, please do more amazingly terrible disguises, thank you.

[@sylvia106]

His brown naugahyde vinyl 1970s suitcase doesnt look like a briefcase at all!

[@Anyakolokol]

😂

[@indigo3032]

7:20 what happened to his neck, thats seems like a really big and scary wound holy shit

[@AlexsaurusRex]

Two midgets and an oversized coat next please

[@PastelHaze]

@@indigo3032 i was asking myself the same question

[@Zoe-rg8uk]

As a business woman, I can confirm that "buy buy! sell sell!" is indeed our go-to phrase

[@qua7771]

I'm a trader, and never said that.

[@brightonluke3280]

I showed up to an actual campground in a real suit and tie (came straight from a wedding and was trying to get there before it got dark) the park ranger was sure to make me aware I was checking into a tent site not a cabin or anything, telling me that “it’s just the ground, a fire pit and a picnic table” then later adding “there’s no building you’ll just be outside” she still seemed worried about me even after I assured her I had a tent. 😂

[@_VICK_]

The way I laughed out loud at this story 🤣

[@xXRealXx]

This is a perfect example of how people will treat you better when you wear a suit

[@Drad_]

"Buy! Sell!"

[@FalbertForester]

This happened to me, too, but in reverse. I was on my way to a funeral, and camped overnight the night before. Used the facilities to shower and clean up in the morning, and dress in my black suit. On the way back to my tent, I was challenged and told that the facilities were for "campers only".

[@MrAnperm]

Good story

[@onesky8647]

Steve found the perfect outfit that screams "Don't mind me, I'm just a hitman trying to get rid of evidence in the bushes" to "blend in." :)

[@nedheadwyoming]

Hahaha!

[@nannettehealey6072]

🤣😅

[@kcrich1310]

No problem man. Just don't kill me........

[@lewi4117]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

[@GwladYrHaf]

Hahaha

[@desireecrossing]

I LOVED this video when you released it a couple of years ago. Just last night I was laughing about it to my husband and today it popped back up in my recommended watching! It’s made me happy all over again ☺️

[@Teknik69741]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Steve is truly enjoying himself.

[@nickpeterson6647]

You'll know he's reached the pinnacle when you find him "camping" in your attic but you don't mind because he's all business and so professional!

[@theringoffire67]

But buy sell sell

[@asimple]

@@theringoffire67 the stock grind NEVER stops, especially for businessman Steve Wallis

[@maryr6237]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

The best part is he would leave your attic cleaner when he left...

[@mouthofspaghetti7817]

As long as he comforted me by saying "Buy Buy Sell Sell" he can live in my attic

[@curtbernard755]

The outfit and luggage is awesome. No one would have a clue. Fit right in bro 😎

[@thorned10]

Ha ha ha I haven’t even watched this episode yet, but the thumbnail of the blazer and briefcase has me rolling already.

[@danielsoriente2426]

Has anybody taken a moment to ponder on the fact that this man was walking around in a suit with a briefcase full of hot dogs?

[@justinbogart278]

Someone's gotta do it

[@jasonruka1665]

Would be crazy if not for the mustard 😉

[@deathmetalrob5563]

Yeah I'm going out as Steve for Halloween next year omocat outfit from Goodwill. No suitcase full of hot dogs the cheap thrift store suit now I'm going to Dart off into the woods with my beer. Sweet

[@jaydee0187]

That's what makes it so special lol

[@elessartelcontar9415]

Sounds like something Kramer on Seinfeld would do.

[@kalipo9]

He's setting a new trend, Homeless Casual

[@jessicadia7293]

We got bougie homeless in Portland. So why not lol

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

“Poverty Appropriation!!!” - random Twitter user

[@kailieveans4156]

😂

[@arlarl5122]

Business homeless.

[@human8483]

My heart breaks every time I think about your loss. But I love re-watching these old videos of yours. Chin up Steve. We all prosocially love you

[@kathymyers7279]

This is like a Monty Python skit. 😂

[@tyjensen811]

The algorithm has blessed me with this absolute banger of an offering. I have fallen down a rabbit hole.

[@rickchapman3463]

Same. Although I wonder if Steve is at the bottom of it shouting Buy! Sell!

[@mablestark6501]

He's the best

[@drewclarke8611]

Me, too! I love Urban Exploration videos of abandoned buildings, but I’d never heard of stealth camping! Love it!

[@ellenmarch3095]

Same.

[@tritesy]

this man is great.

[@DaemonK1895]

Man with a dress shirt and suitcase sneaking into the forest doesn't look weird at all lmaooo

[@rgerber]

kind of like a serial killer vibe or something

[@Blurasperri]

😂😂😂😭

[@jameshicks3046]

Thinking the same thing lol

[@Moneymanra]

😭😭😭

[@toddhurley5629]

@@rgerber If I saw a businessman walking into the woods I would immediately think he’s hiding a body.

[@Shane_Marsh]

Steve you are such an amazing humble human being. I wish you all the luck and happiness in your life. 🙏👌

[@itqitc]

I don't know why i watch these videos but i absolutely love them.

[@carlbernsen1290]

“I can’t believe I camped in this spot two years ago...there’s no way I would camp here now!” He says, camping right there, now.

[@sugarloaf10]

Hahaha I thought the same thing. So why are you camping here again Steve?

[@lowcountrysmoke]

That was the joke. Whoosh

[@teatonaz]

Agreed,... I totally didn’t follow the logic either, but still was a fun ride. Cheers.

[@JonathanDavidLife]

I just laughed so hard at this comment

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

I think he is saying chose it because he had camped here before, as a throwback. Otherwise he would have chose a different spot in those woods, because he is much more careful now.

[@piggypoo]

I hope this is the start of something really special, where Steve starts to use progressively more elaborate disguises.

[@mistermobile2615]

I was thinking he should wear one of those rubber realistic old man masks and sneak into an old folks home and try to stealth camp in a janitors closet.

[@heatherfarthing5661]

How about Smokey the Bear costume. He could say he was looking for forest fires and he would be warm in all that bear fur.

[@kj3n569]

Garden Gnome, Pink Flamingo or Yard Jockey and do a stealther in someone's yard. Bigfoot, Woodland Fairy or Smokey the Bear for the woods.

[@inasatok]

Imagine him getting a Mcdonald's outfit and stealth camp inside a mcdonalds toilet.

[@mattbatesteacher]

This!

[@Patrick_from_Youtube]

Who here is watching this while at work, wishing they were instead out in the woods having a step two with Steve?

[@vernareed2692]

I like the "new style"! Lol. Nice suitcase, and especially with the good price!! The new jacket is great, and you wear it with style!! You have such integrity!!

[@jpvielleux]

Business in the front stealthy in the back.

[@MichaelsExplorations]

😂😂😂😂

[@radio-su6lh]

“If anyone sees me walking here, I’ll just take out my phone ‘Buy Buy, Sell Sell’. 😆 Steve you’re the best!

[@baldieman64]

Flashing an 80's cell phone would have been epic.

[@bobthronton8661]

"Lay it on thick"

[@lordsamich755]

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[@robkunkel8833]

📞(Just walking along) “Yes, mother dear, I am traveling now … sell grandpa’s house. Sell sister for a good price. Buy Humboldt County Crush. Buy the dog some sirloin. “Just traveling officer.

[@sammisb2652]

Idk how many times I've watched this video but it's my all time favorite 😂❤

[@okiedokie2234]

His hobby is literally just going somewhere to be alive. I’m pretty inspired.

[@lionofzion81]

I can't decide which is more suspicious, Steve walking in the woods dressed as 70's businessman or him leaving the woods in the morning with his suitcase.

[@jimbobshambles]

I love a good storm as well Steve. The sound of the rain and thunder had me getting droopy eyed. Good stuff!

[@jackthompson2058]

Steve, we love you man!! But a businessman in the woods really screams, " look at me, I'm suspicious".

[@Stiglmeister]

“The name’s Vincent Adultman. I went to stock market today. I did a business.”

[@Ballista762]

I laughed WAY too hard at this

[@BradYoga108]

I mean, he does work all day at the business factory…

[@bp51082]

Actual lol

[@avikmahfuz2894]

Lol, that sounds like something out of "it's always sunny in philadelphia"

[@narsimhas1360]

@@avikmahfuz2894 it’s from bojack horseman I think

[@captaindisfunction]

This makes me worried that when I think I'm finally alone on the trail and I take the opportunity to scratch my butt or something, I am actually being watched by Steve lol. I'll never pee in the woods comfortably again

[@Quarksi]

@Lu Minn 100%! So many times I catch myself trying to quickly put my trashcans out past midnight in my pjs and remember hella people are parked outside xD. I respect the hustle though, I should really stop thinking I can get away with oversized t's and no shoes tho

[@kassandraharz9345]

That is a worry for me. Or let out a poot

[@exintrovert6803]

Just put on a show, even if nobody is watching. 🤷‍♀️

[@Heizenberg32]

More likely a homeless guy

[@wayne1516]

No don’t be scared. Try and find his eye contact and stare back

[@madzulu3598]

No weird shi Nothing really beats the sound of rain for sleep i love listening to rain and the later part of this video I always play before going to sleep thank you Steve

[@nolesy34]

I find his videos have a ASMR quality

[@SaulGonzalez-cw9qu]

My wife and I started a tradition to watch your show every time we go to the buffet

[@SaulGonzalez-cw9qu]

This is the one we saw tonight

[@STho205]

Ukrainian hit man goes into woods behind houses with 70s suitcase muttering buy buy sell sell. A Spiderman costume would be less conspicuous. Very entertaining

[@IMBrute-ir7gz]

Kinda reminds me of when I spent 5 months homeless-camping in a tiny patch of woods/mangrove swamp on the bank of Billy Creek in downtown Ft. Myers, Florida many years ago. My hammock was hanging within a few yards of somebody's house, and the couple who lived there would sit on their back porch in the evenings, discussing how their workdays went. I would lie in my hammock, listening in, and fighting the urge to suggest solutions to the various problems they brought home with them. After a while, I sorta considered them family! Every morning I would wade out of the swamp, rinse the mud off my feet at a spigot behind a warehouse, put on my shoes, and head for the downtown public library a few blocks away, where I'd spend most of the day.

[@lisa2stewart]

Sounds both awful and also great....

[@IMBrute-ir7gz]

@@lisa2stewart There's an old saying that sorta goes like "I wouldn't take a million dollars for my memories, but you couldn't give me a million to live them over again!" If this economy keeps going the way it is, a lot more people will experience homelessness.

[@leighnewzealand1843]

@@IMBrute-ir7gz its heading this way in New Zealand too, big time, most are in denial, putting on a brave face etc doing what ever one can to delay the arrival of this real horror but when it arrives.......Now i am a believer in JESUS CHRIST but i am going to say this....when this horror touches down.........you going to also need rat cunning

[@Inertia888]

@@leighnewzealand1843 Family & trusted friends who can all help one another will (and is) very important too.

[@CouchPotato-wh4fp]

Reminds me of Frankenstein

[@Graytworld]

This has got to be one of the funniest disguises yet 😂😂 “if anyone gets suspicious I’ll get on the phone and lay it on real thick. Buy. Buy. Sell. Sell.” Great video Steve.

[@pamelalindahl8535]

Stealth camping? Now I’ve seen everything! 😂😂😂

[@ms.blessed2041]

This is the 1st video I fell in love with Steve’s videos

[@briankelly1240]

I love a good storm too, gives me goose bumps

[@ajdoyle9559]

Never heard of this guy before but I'm dying laughing reading all the comments.

[@user-fy3rd8dr6h]

Just found him 🤣 gold

[@diegooland1261]

right! this is amazing and entertaining.

[@caraame]

Check out his water expedition with crazy neighbour.

[@davidshipp623]

Same

[@ronkenway3101]

I came here for the comments because I needed some laughs

[@hockeyb4886]

Honestly, I think the stealthiest thing of all time would’ve just been to dress totally normal and walk right in there with a backpack. But that wouldn’t be nearly as funny as this 😂

[@scratchy996]

But what would your fake normal phone conversation be ? At least "Buy, buy, sell, sell " sounds like legit business talk, nothing suspicious about that...

[@rosegreensummer]

businesspeople all wear athleisure including walking boots, jacket & rucksack nowadays!

[@thisisJim85]

He doesn't look like a businessman. Why would you stealth camp as a businessman? What if they see him in the woods? What's he gonna do? Get on the phone and say, "Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell!"

[@trygveevensen171]

@@thisisJim85 if I was jogging and all of a sudden saw a guy in a suit and a leather briefcase camping in the woods, I'd be getting the fuck out of there while simultaneously pissing myself. That's terrifying

[@hetsmiecht1029]

If you walk confidently, basically nobody is gonna question what you're doing. You could go the opposite of stealthy and wear a reflective vest while carrying a traffic sign on your shoulder, and nobody is gonna suspect a thing.

[@MoabYoda]

I would love to see you use this business man approach to try some urban camping/sheltered nights. I have always looked at odd areas in urban environments as possible shelter. Like the lowest or highest level of a office building stairwell, a utility room, a hidden corner of a parking garage. The back handicap stall in a low use bathroom. A unused floor in a tall building. Stuff like that. I know in some cases you may face a trespassing charge but most likely you would just get asked to leave. Would make for some great content. I remember reading a book as a kid about a couple of homeless kids that lived in a museum and would hide from the guards in a bathroom until after closing then go sleep in a royal bed that was on exhibit. The idea always fascinated me.

[@ripmomcovid4678]

Book = From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E Frankweiler. Loved it.

[@jobo4681]

You are my favorite KZbinr. I love these videos and they’ve reinvigorated my love for camping. Bless you, Steve. You seem like a great person.

[@stephens6896]

A real sign of the times in Alberta when once prominent oil executives like Steve are forced now to live in the woods.

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

Yeah well BC shut down the whole pipeline thing for now (thank fuck) so it’s not to far off.

[@kimperkins8162]

The comments here r just as funny as steve!

[@MThomasB]

@@CANControlGRAFFITI That's good.

[@jcoats5529]

Fuk that dirty oil that nobody will buy.

[@Darkwork5]

*Jogger coming by *Steve steps out of the brush Steve: Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 😂

[@txgunguy2766]

Yeah, I've been getting those notices warning that my vehicle's factory warranty is about to expire. My vehicle is 18 years old and I bought it used.

[@catherinebrady2022]

Omgoodness!!!! That would be EPIC!!!!

[@petewilz6622]

Lmao

[@trythinking6676]

@@txgunguy2766 yeah, I get them. They hang up when I tell them to do better research before bothering me.....I don't own a car.

[@txgunguy2766]

@@trythinking6676 I didn't own a car for several years and I would still get offers to switch my car insurance. It was hilarious.

[@TheKeyDateKid]

I had almost forgot about shoulder pads!😂 love you Steve!

[@peedeegt]

Because walking into the woods well dressed with an odd bag / suitcase hybrid thing, doesn’t look suspicious at all. Gotta love Steve! 😂

[@mav]

hahaha this is amazing

[@caseym1990]

What you guys are collaborating?😅 just kidding. But would be cool to see

[@SavageAirguns]

Glad to see you here MAV

[@chrisbelanger6467]

MAV!! good to see you here dudey!

[@douglas9049]

Sup Mav

[@KarmaNdTheHeads]

My two fav campers lol

[@marchfifth1754]

This is turning into prime comedy material lmao Steve is hilarious.

[@yongyea4147]

He is a saint and a scholar!

[@leesanchez8432]

It is, Steve appears to not see how seriously funny he often is and apparently by accident. That is,part of why he is so appealing, and such an obviously good hearted guy. I wonder how many people are having better mental health through listening to and watching Steve.

[@davidcm4458]

This was my very first “Camping with Steve” and I was hooked. Bless you Steve.

[@brianrundle2875]

I lived like this when I finished University and was almost broke but went to Europe anyway with a Knapsack. sleeping in wooded areas between farms, parks and even ditches at times...sometimes stayed on over night trains... used the showers at swimming pools to clean up, and I saw all the sights before starting my job back home... It was a great time..

[@lilacDaisy111]

"Buy, buy, sell, sell, Lay it on real thick, so they don't suspect a thing." LOL - that would sound so suss.

[@donevans1884]

Steve is my hero , trying to look less suspicious in a jacket from the 70's and a case is fantastic , looking the most suspicious i have ever seen anyone as they walking into a wood is brilliant , please keep it up Steve this is better that any TV program ever made .

[@nealgrimes4382]

He totally looks way more suspect than if he dressed normally

[@earlydawn81]

The irony is brilliant

[@StarOnTheWater]

It's from the 2000s 😆

[@tormentoxx]

Daddy there's a business man in the backyard.

[@swamplife3148]

Momma get my gun

[@shadowdeslaar]

@@swamplife3148 where’s my Bean Bag

[@petewilz6622]

Im dying from laughing😂

[@demontooth0428]

Can I have a glass of water?

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

He offered me a sausage. With mustard.

[@BrashFink]

The best part of this is how Steve thinks the jacket makes him look undercover and not some vegabond with a cheap sportcoat. 😆

[@Glub2]

I’ve decided Steve has the best comment section after binging his channel these past few days. Comedy gold, and steve is the most wholesomely goofy guy I’ve ever witnessed. Idk if he’s a dad but his Dad energy is staggering

[@dezer11]

Man I totally agree I literally can’t stop laughing 😅

[@takeit6530]

yes, i just discovered these videos about 2 week ago, and the comments last night. comment section GOAT

[@thaDjMauz]

So little negativity in the comments here compared to a lot of other channels. Love you guys

[@buttsniffa7469]

Lol but he flat out refuses to take them camping because they cramp his style

[@Brandon12199]

If anyone stops you, you can just tell them you're working "remotely"

[@Blurasperri]

😂😂😂

[@yunglifty3523]

nice

[@joancresimore2194]

Pull out the laptop and go on line. To prove you are working remote. Lol

[@Belznis]

Or offer some books, pamphlets and talk about some religion and they will run.

[@bear8046]

"I'm so glad you found me. I've been trying to reach you regarding your extended car warranty." Never see them again.