USA Smashes Olympics: Best Way To Ruin A Global Celebration

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[@kickenitwithrhood]

You are going to smash that goal. You are the hardest working man in comedy right now. Keep it up. You are funny!!

[@kathiehoss3926]

That would be amazing!

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[@romeojones8140]

U got it, fam! And please have some more material on Earl!😂

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@joshjohnsoncomedy plzzz come to Oakland....we love u & don’t always like going to sf. 😬 ..two different worlds.

[@shannonyoshioka678]

My son and I had the best time at your Denver show last night. My two favorite lines: "If they're not careful, they're going to accidentally teach..." and "The airport's got you!"

[@brookegrant9415]

I was there too!! 😂

[@charlottegerken4477]

Going tonight, I can't wait!!

[@Caperhere]

Is that a spoiler?😅

[@Ape_In_His_Apex]

I missed it

[@jessb465]

I found out he was in CO when randomly looking at shows on Comedy Works site a few days ago. I was so sad to see he was entirely sold out. 😢 But, happy for him! Just gotta catch him early next time. So glad to hear his show was as awesome, as I suspected it would be!

[@xombiemike]

This dude can just get up there and make whatever is going on in the world at the time funny.

[@affnt]

⁠​⁠@CollinGerberdingoh he’s got it as a generational story teller. I love getting to be here in real time for it. If he’s talking, I’m listening.

[@Theohybrid]

He's pretty competent at it.

[@iremembersleep3083]

Definitely has levels in Bard.

[@thechurchladytm2683]

yep he has the gift of gab.💪🏽❤️😘🥰🙏🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽💯

[@sethparadox]

Which is why he should be the Daily Show host.

[@chrisvainio]

I was security in a hotel where the mixed national curling championships were happening. That week, my job was to try to keep the curlers quiet enough so that the other guests were not disrupted. I was very friendly, and they all liked me and called me by name, but I didn’t have to stop them from playing miniature golf in the hallways and running around the hotel topless. I was 20, I was definitely younger than any of the curlers. When I would finish my shift at 3 AM, they would want me to come party with them, even though I was the killjoy, asking them to keep it down.

I freakin love that. X-D

[@Kenzalina_]

Great story! I would not have expected the curlers to be such party animals. 😂

[@palmerlp]

The thing with curling I've found is that most people consume it in small, highly edited doses and it seems silly. You really have to watch a whole event and then you realize that it's goddamn impossible.

[@guwuse]

Yeah, there's a lot of drinking culture in curling and it's customary to have a glass with your opponent post game - we call it broom stacking. Apparently at the club I curl at people sometimes get too drunk, pass out, and stay the night there, though I've never stayed late enough to see it happen myself

[@grannypeacock]

I did security at a college for a year and had a similar experience. I was invited to parties by people the same age as my kids. I didn't go because I have a sense of propeiety

[@stephenomenal901]

Curling isn't just foreplay...it's floor play. You're right, I should leave the jokes to Josh. I'll see myself out. 🏃‍♂️💨

[@royceroyce7715]

😂

[@raidermaxx2324]

is everyone canadian up in here

[@johnathanhornesr]

😂😂

[@imaginelovepeaceandhappine3281]

HA, I’d come to your show.

[@wendyrock4260]

That's worthy.

[@Lineman72T]

8:30 Can confirm: Used to throw Discus. Never threw it past that impressive line. Got plenty of "aww" reactions and went home alone

[@AnimefortheLazyman]

Well, for some reason, this makes me really sad ha ha ha. Hugs.

[@johnbrown8219]

Aww…

[@DXDragon38]

Aww. Well, at least you got to compete, so congrats!

[@mmmsword]

shakes ur hand in solidarity

[@Sahdirah]

Awwww

[@Xanderviceory]

what gets me about you is that I've never seen you do the same joke/story twice, nor reformat the same punchline to a different set up. I've seen several comics over multiple years where they did verbatim the same set to the exact note, which was a major let down. but you... you never stop coming up with fresh material. like how you can do a special when all of your work now is so damn good and fresh... I'm a life long diehard fan of stand up and the culture around it and you sir are an absolute S-Tier comic

[@Eoin-B]

Idk, sets usually rotate every 2 or 3 years for most comics, the reason why specials only come out every couple of years, slowly swapping out jokes with the new ones that worked in between. This guy is incredible, but still he's an anomaly in the industry and you cant expect the rest to do that.

[@swiftycortex]

He gotta have genius level intelligence

[@MichaelRobichaud-gc5su]

​@Eoin-B I am confused you seem to be arguing the OPs comment while simultaneously trying to "educate" us on why a comedian does specials periodically. All of this is literally what the OPs comment was about but for some reason you needed to state it in a semiargumentive "I Know better than you " reply . Am I understanding your intentions correctly?

[@SoRidiculousLadyK]

Having attended one of his shows, and not seeing the specific show I was at (but I saw the Olympics bit) I know he does keep some bits in a few shows (he has a beautiful formula) As for the how? He's genuinely funny. There's a reason he's a writer for the shows he's written for. He plucks stuff that is actually happening and just reframes it into the most beautifully hilarious takes. He doesn't get stale cos he's giving you the news, more or less as it's happening

[@MrsMysteryWoman]

💯 😊

[@melissastory1993]

The condom to athlete ratio reminds me of when they asked the astronaut Sally Ride if 100 tampons would be sufficient for a 6 day expedition 😂

[@lolalilolily]

You beat me to it! Crazy stuff😂😂

[@RoonMian]

They usually have hundreds of thousands of condoms ready at the olympic village. And they usually run out.

[@wordforger]

Lol. A godsend when there's a plumbing leak?

[@fromlostdays863]

This story illustrates the lamentable lack of women in NASA and the space program... I am not in the space program so is that enough? Too much? 😅

[@youngwang97]

​@@fromlostdays863It's also a lack of knowledge about women. Those NASA scientists knew more about alien anatomy than human women

[@gekoh5541]

Small town near us has a community board game night and we have been going since last year. We recently learned that one of the old ladies we have been playing games with won a medal at the tokyo Olympics and that her son was conceived with an Olympic medalist runner. He definitely fits your expectations of what an Olympic baby would look like.

[@wilenedozier6961]

Wow!

[@Banned4Life]

How old can she be if she won in Tokyo? Or did she win in 1964?

[@jenniferhanses]

@@Banned4Life It's got to be '64 to be an "old lady."

[@Banned4Life]

@jenniferhanses Of course, should be, but plenty of very young people call near 50-year-olds "old" (which I find silly). Mid-40s in some fields is very much Olympic material, hence the question.

[@mkburwell9523]

In the summer Olympics, the commentators will be like "this guy recently sprained his ankle and look at his come back." Winter Olympics is like "this man died last year on this event and came back for more."

[@meachy]

There's a Curler out there that just watched this and went... "Nailed it..."

[@annieseaside]

My Grandma told me about a plane crash in 1945 in New Guinea. Only 3 Survivors, out of 24 on the manifest ... one of which was an American woman. Rescue could not be attempted for weeks as the War raged in the Pacific. It took time, but eventually they got a radio to work slightly. The Lady Soldier asked if they could drop "pads" for her. Just her. As the request went up the chain of command each person must have doubled the request to be helpful. They dropped food, medicine and CRATES of the pads. Their friends had died ... in some cases slowly and with gruesome injuries. everyone was ill, injured, starving so nothing was funny. When they opened the crates the 3 of them were crying laughing. In the end though they used the pads to carry stretchers on shoulders, kindling, wound dressings, etc and it all worked out. In that era the 2 men and the Media would never speak on this as it was too intimate. As for Command, Bless their Hearts... they Tried! Bwahahaha! 😂

[@cbpd89]

In all seriousness, pads are excellent emergency bandages. I'm glad they figured out how to put them all to good use! 😂

[@tanyawade5197]

That’s a truly amazing & epic story. It gave me chills & misted my eyes. RIP all involved🥀.

[@KimmieArgyshev]

I live in The Netherlands (I’m Dutch) and I am extremely over the top picky when it comes to stand-up comedy. There are very few who I like, and out of them I only love Bill Burr. I discovered your channel only recently, and I have watched already so much of your videos. You are absolutely gifted when it comes to being a comedian, they way you build up your stories is really fun. I’m looking very much forward to seeing more of your videos ❤

[@stevenshaw2961]

I'm picky when it comes to comedians as well. I love Bill Burr but it's somewhat predictable when you will laugh. With Josh, it's very hard to predict when you will smirk, smile, laugh inside, laugh out loud, or laugh so loud the neighbors can hear. This is why it's very hard to take a sip of a cold one while listening/watching Josh; because you don't want to spit out your drink on your keyboard or on the friends you're with. I think that's what makes a comedian great. ALso, i could never be in a live audience with this guy because my annoying loud laugh would be nearly the only thing you could hear

[@a_changedworld]

Pffff ... Dutch

[@abananab4704]

4:12 Curling always looked stupid to me, but I swept the floor at work with a tiny broom and was tired. Respect 😅

[@lwitte8857]

Having one regular person do a pass at every sport at the Olympics for both context and comedy is my number one recommendation for the games going forward.

[@Fifthelement203]

“In the night of my life I went through… 2” 🤣🤣🤣

[@YakThaWiseman72]

@Fifthelement203 😂😂😂😂

[@djtrackmatic6315]

Netflix, can you please give this man a contract?! 💯💯💯

[@JamesDCornette]

I don't think Josh can, as I would believe he probably signed a No Compete when he got a job with CC and Trevor Noah

[@djtrackmatic6315]

@@JamesDCornette Unless you’re his agent this I’ll buy that, however it makes no sense signing a non-compete and limiting himself?.. He can make just as more money on KZbin than CC.. Plus, Trevor has 2 Netflix specials, also Roy Woods and Ronny Cheing have Netflix specials as well..

[@celestialnubian]

He belongs to Comedy Central.

[@brandymorris8267]

Yeeessss!!!!!!❤

[@jackishungryforpizza]

I honestly see him doing a late night talk show in the future.

[@maximejanvier5258]

This dude will never run out of material as any daily event is a source of inspiration for him.

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

"Why would you push me like that?" 🥺 That's DIABOLICAL!

[@anabltc]

Earl deserves some extra spice in his cornbread

[@DinoRubble]

That's when you just look Earl straight in the eyes and say, "'Cause you had it comin'."

[@brendanmorales4504]

Me, a shot putter, throwing a baseball with a friend and missing the target by 10 feet. My friend: “don’t you throw stuff for a living???” Every time.

[@jdprettynails]

Brutal. Ngl, I’d totally do the same. I’m a writer and my friends make fun of EVERY typo I make!

[@danielhall6578]

dont you throw the balls very differently from baseball vs shotput? like baseball if is using the leverage of the arm to throw the ball when shotput is just shoving/heaving the ball hard?

[@Progressunlikely]

​@@danielhall6578 It's like a standing jump for yr arm

[@jasonsmith2380]

When Russia hosted the World Cup there was a Burger King ad that said "if any woman has relations with a famous soccer player she wins burgers for life for contributing to making the Russian soccer gene pool better" omg hahahahah. It was a real ad.

[@bjdefilippo447]

I remember that. Seriously weird, pimping out their women for burgers!

[@joelwillems4081]

​@@bjdefilippo447They do have top tier women by most accounts.

[@Clippidyclappidy]

Just a casual eugenics ad 🤢

[@dingleberry4234]

@@joelwillems4081Why does every country/culture that America is “against” produce better women. Russia and China to name a few lol

[@yapp2yapp2]

@@dingleberry4234 Russia's been getting their ass kicked at the olympics by third world countries lol. China and america are competetive because they're big countries and big economies, it's not complex.

[@JGComments]

Leon Marchand, the French swimmer who broke Phelps’ IM world record, is an Olympic superbaby. Both of his parents are Olympians. And yes, apparently he’s drowning in it (not the pool).

[@dingleberry4234]

How do you know? Just curious

[@JGComments]

@@dingleberry4234 biographical information, you can look it up, and they say it all the time on TV

[@Donbriziovich]

​@@dingleberry4234wiki? Google?

[@dragoredrox7493]

"There's only 10000 athletes- they have 300000 condoms" 😂

[@BoneLancerB]

60 condoms per male athlete!

[@kathiehoss3926]

😂😂

[@rilentkiller]

​@@BoneLancerBin 2 weeks is definitely doable

[@vi9763]

​@rilentkiller They probably only have 6 hours free time a day, and they need to sleep at some point 😅

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Do you think the medal tracker people will be on top of the condom use as well? Breaking it down by country and count?

[@BuruIgeru]

Josh really spoiling us now, original material, things he hasn't really touched on even in previous sets, and still delivering that punchline per minute rate... I just know that subscription will forever be worth it

[@fizzles5]

josh you not been watching enough behind the scenes of equestrians. THEM THIGHS SIR. the HIP CONTROL NEEDED. you're not often wrong but I really took offence on behalf of the horse riders 😂

[@DebTheDevastator]

Found the Brit! *I know that people that aren't British like equestrian sports.

[@bjdefilippo447]

I suspect that if you don't ride, it's hard to understand how physically demanding it is.

[@viveksmom]

Hmm hmm, you know it!!! The rhythm of a smooth cantor, baby!!!

[@evelynbare1975]

The youngin don't know...😊

[@stellviahohenheim]

Animal abuse

[@lilolopez2790]

I'm so impressed with Josh's ease in coming up with a full routine every week. It's like watching the news, but fun.

[@jeaninebanks6771]

Very true! Thanks for the analogy. 😂

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

The best way to get the news😂

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

The best way to get the news😂

[@stoke777]

All this while he has a full-time job.

[@Milli8975]

As a German, from northern Germany, where most of the horses for jumping are bred I gotta say: It's ALL about the equestrians :D

[@benjimc1]

Perma squats

[@allasar]

We know baby. It's called a joke.

[@adamcraft9118]

@@allasarthey warned you they didn’t have a good sense of humor already 😉

[@Milli8975]

@@adamcraft9118 It was a joke answer to a joke. Get a grip guys xD

[@ninedaysjane2466]

@@allasar What are you called? A joke monitor?

[@selahbrooks-powell5003]

I’ve never seen a comedian who comes up with such quick-witted, topical, and accessible content so often. I hope he has his own show someday.

[@achristiananarchist2509]

The thing about sports like the shotput being less impressive when regular people do them got me wondering for the first time how people become something like an elite shot putter. Like if you interview a pro basketball player or something about how they got into the sport you get something like "I always loved playing basketball. I would play in the park and in my driveway and everywhere and then I found out I could get paid to play basketball and knew that's what I wanted to do." But imagine that for a shot putter. "I just always liked throwing canon balls and then someone told me there were professional cannon ball throwers I knew that's what I was going to do." Like, what does the casual to pro arc look like for a shot putter or a long jumper or something? Are there kids out there who just chuck canon balls in their backyards with their friends for fun?

[@Sourcererdolphin]

You find a sport and you fall in love with it and then you want to see how far you can go. The Field that's your arena, your second home.

[@TwistyTurnip]

Not sure if you're looking for a real answer or not, but the pathway to professional athletics (track and field in the US) is pretty similar to other sports! Athletics has clubs just like any other sports club, but instead of being dedicated to a single event like basketball, they encompass multiple (more or less all running events, jumping events, throwing events etc). I was in a youth athletics club when I was younger, and we were encouraged to sign up for a variety of events at our meets every week in order to try things out and find what we liked. I never stuck with it, but my friends that did eventually found their groove in a handful of events that they really excelled at and would focus on those in training. The general expectation in athletics is that you'll find a specialisation by the time you reach a competitive/professional level i.e. shot put. I imagine a lot of pro shot putters were in athletics clubs as kids and just found they really enjoy or excelled at shot put, so stuck with it. (It's similar to swimming; no one is joining a swim club as a kid because they specifically want to swim the 500m butterfly, but they end up specialising in it.)

[@achristiananarchist2509]

I was genuinely curious. Thanks!

[@wrmlm37]

Can confirm with 3 older brothers...anything can be a sport:including baby throwing, see, that is where it starts;) THOSE are your shot-putters:)

[@dp1563]

My grandson got a gold medal at Junior Olympics 2022. His college scholarship is shot/discus and football. He's defensive line. We appreciate the monetary relief.

[@jaebee1121]

I hate when I'm in a relationship and the metaphor runs out.

[@karenmatthews6784]

Josh was so funny here in Denver where we celebrated my sons 27th birthday! We all loved him! I haven't heard Jackson laugh like that in years and it made me so happy!!❤❤❤ We are huge fans!!!

[@joekellyou]

I think the condom bin thing is more about how often they run out than doing math. They had like 75,000 at a previous one (Atlanta I think?) and ran out on day 3 🤣

[@wesliepowell5698]

60 each ÷15 days = 3/per night...

[@kyle18934]

​@wesliepowell5698 3 per night... that's just crazy. we'll I guess they are all super fit lol

[@petemathews6237]

@@wesliepowell5698math isn’t your strength. Is it? 60/15=4 😂

[@ninedaysjane2466]

So gross

[@seed_drill7135]

I think the 3rd world athletes are taking them home for their countrymen.

[@molochi]

Winter sports are way more sexy than summer. If you screw up you break bones. Even safe, boring winter sports, like biathlon or figure skating, involve endurance and guns or razor sharp blades and agility.

[@christopherporto3902]

You obviously haven't been watching surfing. That reef breaks boards and bodies like it's nothing.

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

You've clearly never seen the clip of the pole vaulter who accidentally whacked his nuts on his pole. The danger is real man.

[@molochi]

@@christopherporto3902 Ok, surfing qualifies. Didn't know it was an olympic sport. Did halfpipe skateboarding make it in? Id watch either.

[@ninedaysjane2466]

You haven't seen the rugby players or the male gymnasts -- not just the American team -- or anyone who doesn't fit your stereotype of what's attractive. I find swimmers and runners pretty hot. If you like the surfer types, there's this whole sport called volleyball you haven't heard about either.

[@darthbee18]

Excuse me... Figure skating is a _safe_ winter sport??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh you sweet summer child... 💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥 Elite level figure skating is how you get *early hip replacement* ! 💀🔥🔥

[@rachelgates509]

“Is anyone WATCHING the sport?!” That got me!! 😂😂

[@shay8502]

I love how he's slowly sprinkling in the sport names. How are there so many virgin-adjacent ones 😂

[@ninedaysjane2466]

Rugby is virgin-adjacent?

[@patbenz4327]

He watched Chris Rock's Netflix Special and stole that from him. (But it's not as funny)

[@gregoryjames7696]

I love how a hoodie and meandering articulation are Josh's trademarks.

[@Eryncerise]

As someone who has lived in both Edmonton and Calgary, I kind of love that the video intro says "Calgary, Canada" while showing footage of West Edmonton Mall. Considering the rivalry both cities have, that's a wonderfully subtle way to rile up both, hahaha. Anyway, I was at this show! Had a great time, and I really appreciated the opportunity to take a photo and shake hands. Good luck with the rest of the tour!!

[@jibosnjak9840]

We were at this event in Calgary! It was an awesome time, thanks Josh and co!

[@wesmartyn3829]

Shout out to Calgary

[@sahzus]

Been watching this dude since he still had the fro. Hilarious back then, legendary now ✊🏾

[@Stellaaahhh]

It was weird when he cut all of his off wasn't it? Freaked me out! Same guy, he just looked so very different than we were used to. He is so versatile that way. This is a good signature unique to only him look for him. He owns it! He went from punkable to having serious clout with the clean cue ball shave! He has a great shape scalp for ANY do.

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

“No one has ever been attracted to horsemanship” 😂 so excited for his reaction when he meets a British person. Edit: meaning cause Equestrian is the hottest sport and i learned that from my English mama

[@robinraphael]

Umm ya see here in America we have cowgirls that have a sticker that says save a horse and ride a cowboy... the equestrian trade here in America are a bunch of horn cowboys and cowgirls... 😂😂 he obviously doesn't roll on that side of the playground being from big cities. Just saying there are horse riders here, and they would go thru all those condoms 😂😂

[@irondragonmaiden]

He's never met someone who was a horse-girl? I'm a city girl and I've loved horses since I was a kid. Loving horses seems to be a thing for most little girls, see media that capitalize on it. I don't know if little boys go through a similar lifelong phase of loving horses, but I know that it's definitely a thing among little girls.

[@jennifergoodland561]

I’m training for 2028 and if my horse does all the work, why do I gotta spend 2 hours in the gym every day… legs too jacked to wear normal pants anymore lol we get some weird bodies in this sport

[@ajwillustratorauthor]

He probably meant jockeys. Cowboys are hot.

[@RAW_Reality]

There's a lot of parallels between cowboys/girls and the BDSM community... Like, do y'all even realize a simple change in materials is sometimes all that differentiates the stigmas? Denim for leather, ropes for, well, ropes... Stirrups for collars... I mean, come on... 😅

[@BGBigMax]

I love the occasional zoom in for emphasis. It's almost like a rim shot.

[@annaabney1420]

I mean, have you looked at the equestrians though? Elite riders are in INCREDIBLE shape.

[@bling-182]

"Mm. This metaphor has run out." 🤣 good camera work/edits happening here

[@cynsabonorris1924]

I was a security guard at an Olympic village and all the athletes did was drink and smash. It was crazed.

[@Azulakayes]

They really do need those condoms.

[@rkms5606]

And still get up and compete at ridiculously high level. 😮

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

That's what I would do if I spent years or even decades of my life training for this and finally made it. I'd probably wait until after I competed though.

[@ninedaysjane2466]

Gross

[@dingleberry4234]

@@rkms5606which makes me think, if they went complete monk mode how much better they’d all be. Or maybe not

[@JuNic217]

So glad I caught this live. Josh is an amazingly funny storyteller and it's a joy to watch him.

[@1craley878]

“The medalist in judo 🥋 and the medalist from the high jump, that sounds like how you would make a superhero.” Lmao, the way he said that like a kid really hoping to see a real superhero was hilarious.

[@buggyboogle9]

That’s something we know. Why some people say they’d rather marry an orphan. For family orientated cultures you don’t just marry the person, you marry into the family.

[@mflynn1489]

My family had our own Earl. His name was Dave and he was the most despicable person on earth. He was my great grandmother's second husband and I’m fully convinced that he was the reason I’m named after her first husband.

[@evamaybarrett8]

“We was raised together” 😭😭😭 Perfect farm animal pun.

[@erikasreview]

I only watch the Winter Olympics for curling 😂😂 now that you gave me a visual it makes sense! 😅😅

[@Usernameunimportant]

Can’t wait for your Netflix special

[@bitcheslovesports]

If Comedy Central doesn't do it first, they've failed terribly lol

[@obi_dean]

It's gonna be Hulu they giving out the money to comedians right now

[@Mah-LonCreativity]

A new special from Josh will be insane. That means he has to top the klan ribs. Iykyk

[@Hypnoticeagle]

Wait? Is he making a Netflix special? Is this real?

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

I thought Netflix specials was for the bad comedians

[@zahmbomb1337]

French Olympic Committee deserves a medal. Gojira live was amazing. Josh you're amazing, Mr.

[@cakelies]

8:54 that zoom in/zoom out was unexpectedly perfect. xD

[@michellewoodson4696]

My MIL useta "hate watch" me eat! You hit the nail on the head with that 1

[@Taifune81]

?

[@jonesyrene6287]

his off-on-a-tangent is unbeatable... olympic-style😁

[@EvanMoon]

Equestrian athletes use English saddles. You have to hold yourself with your thighs and keep in rhythm with the horse using your calf muscles. they got incredibly powerful legs

[@mpho_madiba]

Summer Olympic sports being “Very virgin adjacent” is so hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@jaclynwest3138]

I am a die hard fan been watching for 2 years now and I can’t believe he finally made it on the daily show where is this dudes special !!

[@nerfherder4284]

Josh, you write SOOO much great comedy!! I am always impressed how much of you I watch and never the same joke twice and all delivered like you repeat it all year. 👏🏻✌🏻

[@irishpatriciadesiree]

I'm never going to watch the curlers the same way! 😂

[@alisaurus4224]

The trousers alone tell you these are people who fück

[@catherinel5495]

I love you man. Always making my day better getting me through these rough patches.

[@iiGingiey]

Equestrian is a rich person sport. Of course you know money is alwasy sexy.

[@Echosinfireify]

I am astounded by how much new material you constantly put out. And it’s all great!

[@charlesticer1431]

Camera operators are killing it! Zooming in and out, switching cameras on cue, y’all are on it! Josh definitely needs that same attention to detail when the Netflix special drops, or Showtime. I know everybody wants a Netflix but there’s no shame in a Showtime special these days.

[@izzaanimates9041]

12:02 “I’on even like beef like that!” Genius line 😂😂😂

[@guineveredawn]

I was at this show!! Thanks for sharing your stories and making us laugh, Josh!

[@MissJIF]

Josh still on fire! Now I'm sideeyeing curlers😂😂😂

[@daisyabyaru9311]

Just now??😂

[@maplelump]

As an equestrian, I should be offended by the joke about our sexiness, but really bro... I am covered in shit, snot, and mud on a regular basis. So... you right.

[@raidermaxx2324]

well i reckon he was referencing the lil dudes that ride dem horses, not the hot little spinners that are females

[@maplelump]

@@raidermaxx2324 lol, jockeys? They’re not competing at the games. A lot of the men competing at the games are quite tall. The only rider that I’m taller than from team USA is Stefan Peters, and I’m 5’9” (I have a feeling you’re joking too, but just dropping that info for others 😂)

[@raidermaxx2324]

@@maplelump lol for sure man .. buut i did think that male jockeys are supposed to be on the smaller side, its just physics ya know? less mass and air resistence for the horse to fight against, no? Like ideally, would it be best for a horse to have like a futurisitc "mind control" from a jockey using VR or something, and to have no weight on them at all, in a race? jusst hypothetically? Im not a bovine enthusiast,so im genuinely more or less ignorant on the topic aside from a few video games about horse racing

[@maplelump]

@@raidermaxx2324 haha, horse racing isn’t in the Olympics.

[@ninedaysjane2466]

@@maplelump I don't think he is. Look at his response. I'm an American and the only reason I know anything about the horse world is because of a British crime writer. Equestrians can be very hot! I have to admit, I giggled along with Snoop at the dressage. It was just so fun to watch the horses "dance"!

[@Red_Oliver]

1:36 I bet that French pole vaulter used at least 1000 of them after his loss.

[@TwitchClipsUnleashed]

a bit about horses and curling in Calgary to warm them up was great. Josh has a skill at catering his bit to his audiences.

[@affnt]

I just start the video with a like & then retreat to my snacks & my giggles.

[@collapsingwavefunction_.3356]

Nah... Grandma what do you see in Earl??? Is it some insurance policy we don't know about?!

[@audreymuzingo933]

Wait a minute -the Olympics are THIS YEAR? How was I unaware of that, with MORE access to news than ever before? When I was a kid in the 80's you couldn't escape awareness of the Olympics even if you wanted to. To be honest I don't care about sports whatsoever and they're the last thing that would make me feel "patriotic" (whatever that means) .... but I used to at least have some awareness of one or two athletes who were inspiring in some way. Now, I literally forgot that the games are always the same year as the presidential election. -Seems like that swallows everything nowadays, and even I have to admit that's kinda sad.

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Trying to block out the election news has caused me to block out everything

[@feralhomunculus]

Yeah, how did you not know? It's in Paris this year, and it's been huge international news. You haven't seen the news stories about Parisians peeing in the Seine in protest? There is a lot going on in the world, but yeah, I'm not sure how you missed that one.

[@kefinkamed]

Summer Olympics are always during the year that can be divided by 4 - 2012, 2016, 2020, etc.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

The only articles I keep seeing are on how incredibly polluted (with feces) the river they want the Olympians to swim in is...but there are tons of them

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@kefinkamed Yeah like I said, the same year as presidential elections.

[@gregorymeyer1798]

Ok, this is gonna sound like a joke, but it's a true story and I seriously recommend it to everyone, Josh is so right about Curling. I was on a weekend get away with my fiancee back about 10 years ago... We were in the hotel room and women's curling happened to be on... As we were just relaxing and starting to get a little frisky we "thank goodness" never turned off the TV... The womens curls teams SCREAM different things during competition... So as my fiancee and I are in the throws of passion, it's as tho I have a literal cheerleading section behind me on the TV... I keep hearing "HAAAAAARRRRRDDDD....GO HAAAARRRRDDD...." Then cheering and high fives... Simple to say it wasn't the last time we watched women's curling during love making 👍

[@anabltc]

new kink discovered 😂

[@SueClausen]

Paris Opening Ceremony was the best foreplay….😅

[@TheMiliPro]

They sure had some in-Seine ideas lol

[@SueClausen]

@@TheMiliPro good one

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@TheMiliPro so i got a question, whatever happened to those parisian citizens' plans to shit in the seine? never heard back about it

[@movingforwardLDTH]

Tbh, I’m thinking there’s a lot of very toned muscles on those male equestrians cuz, ya know, they use their leg muscles to direct the horse… 🤣❤️🤣

[@molochi]

Female equestrians know how to ride...

[@vi9763]

​@@molochi Are we still talking about the horses?

[@palmerlp]

Anyone who has ever tried to keep their seat on even a trotting horse knows that shit takes all the muscles.

[@dozergames2395]

​@@vi9763dual specialization

[@comradewindowsill4253]

idk what's weirder, you specifying 'male', or the other guy specifying 'female' after you

[@rayjugo]

I lost my sh*t at "virgin adjacent" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kuriinaa6969]

This man has unique takes every time I see him.. refreshing

[@LojikPrie5t]

"This metaphor has run out' great line

[@deannadanley923]

Love your comedy.... we really need some 'lightness' in our lives these days! Thank you ❤

[@Scud2323]

Not that you need my opinion or care. But I am so proud of you!!! Not sure how I was lucky enough to find you years ago and be a fan. But I have this very fond, proud feeling when I see how many people now watch and adore you 😂

[@juniorynwa8634]

This man is what Netflix need. And josh really deserve a big show on a big stages.

[@jlaurelc]

0:59 "something goin around" This is the most delicious understatement since...well, since Josh's last show. 😂

[@2hardbackrub743]

The more I watch the more I like you. My fave in years, man somehow you found the glitch in the matrix, and you're dodging bullets, bending rules and crip walking some real deal comedy under the radar or smashing through it... Bravo.

[@willsx2]

Thank you for the Saturday treat!

[@KazWinchester]

...why you push me like that...😂

[@q.marybee]

If I get spoiled with two videos a week, and I binge watch both of them, it feels like a Netflix special. Demo of the one we're working on getting you.

[@shannonthurston119]

Josh Johnson brought the house down in Denver. Had so much fun last night. Thanks for the laughter.

[@BookNerd4Music]

Thanks, Josh. NOW i'm thinking about the equestrians....🥵🥵🥵

[@pettynettie5514]

"A step-grandfather cares so little about you..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicarivera2698]

Thanks Josh for coming out to South Denver to share your funny thoughts, just wish I stood in the correct line to take a selfie with you though, glad you guys can do 2 shows in one night😂

[@Daniela_Explored]

This is soooo brilliant I think I hurt myself laughing. Grew up I. Alberta Canada and had so many of these thoughts but never dared to say them out loud. Thank you Josh for saying it out loud and ❤

[@nerdjournal]

The Netherlands volleyball player who went to prison for relations with a 12-year-old needs to be removed from the Olympics.

[@GLo1991]

That’s normal in France

[@randyschwaggins]

Man or woman?

[@saaandshark]

What's wring with both of you? Neither of those points matter, that player should be barred

[@garbear420]

If you have a daughter and a son you know it matters

[@QHMotU]

@@GLo1991it wasn’t in France, it was in the Netherlands, and they have since changed their laws.

[@maryelizabeth2751]

Josh’s comedy is so good that I can watch these clips again and still enjoy them and laugh just as much as the first time!

[@UmasPapa]

Shout out to the lady drinking straight out of the pitcher.

[@spacemanx9595]

Ah yes alcoholism is funny

[@FJness]

@@spacemanx9595he’s raising awareness

[@gratefulone6669]

I noticed it immediately. (probably jus me, but I kept being distracted by that 😏... maybe bcuz it brought back memories fr college 😊😁)

[@Stellaaahhh]

Where???

[@Stellaaahhh]

That's called a litre? Make sure whether or not it's in US or UK metric measured vessels lol #DasBoot

[@spookitron]

I’m so bummed out that I missed this show in Calgary. Not gonna miss him next time - favourite comedian of all time! I hope you had a great show in Calgary!

[@jstu8]

Ok, but the lady to the side of the stage, right side on screen, drinking a pitcher w a straw of what’s either a ginormous mixed drink or huge soda… my bladder hurt just watching that.

[@localqueer-here]

19:26 so Earl's HILARIOUS

[@Magzlareyna]

I really be finding relief on a daily basis when I see that you have posted. I look forward to your thoughts and making me laugh is the best medicine

[@pegm5937]

Where do you get off being so fresh and funny all the time, Josh?! ❤ I hope you enjoyed Cowtown.