Wait! Chase Money Glitch Actually Works?

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 700k by October 1st

[@Seahawkess]

Please come to Seattle

[@shelde02]

😊

[@katboss4886]

Need your Comedy Central fans to join in!

[@jamesdykes517]

Thanks for pointing out the fakers in that scam! You covered it all! Why aren't you the host of the Daily Show?

[@patrickjane8061]

Stop shifting the goal post 😂 just go for it One million Dec 31.

[@riotd.r.8363]

That Chase situation is like saying "I have a free grocery glitch! All you gotta do is be faster than the security!"

[@nikonchic9275]

😂😂😂

[@dr.zombiex]

Basically.

[@janellebingham3807]

🤭🤣🤣

[@simsreject5925]

And wear a mask...and remove your plates.

[@baconsir1159]

At least that one has a good chance of succeeding

[@itskaiok]

“Check fraud is sooooo much a felony,” - advice that Josh never thought he’d have to give the world 🤣

[@shrim1481]

Well you have black single motherhood to think for this , they are terrible at raising children

[@canaisyoung3601]

Well, the world has gotten really dumb now, so...

[@seewhativescene]

Racist and wrong, Black Women aren't responsible for million dollar "white collar crimes" right? ​@@shrim1481

[@SlowtoWrath863]

​@@shrim1481 Where do Latina, Asian, Caucasian single mothers, etc. fit in your narrative? and what does it have to do with the Chase money glitch that he is talking about? The love of money is the root of ALL evil.

[@shrim1481]

@@SlowtoWrath863 You're only seeing black kids running this scam.

[@360.Tapestry]

"if you do crime as a rich person, you're really doing it for love of the game"

[@facistdic]

@@360.Tapestry for the reals, I DIED when he said! The perfect example of "it's funny 'cause it's true"

[@runawaylostmymind]

Real

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

@@facistdicExactly! 😅

[@evdm7482]

Same as a ho with a bank account. Can’t take the game out, do what you love

[@firestorm007xiking5]

Wow.

[@112BobbiGirl]

I love that you clarified "you can't take money that isn't yours... When you're poor." 😅😅

[@Skywalker_c]

😂😂😂

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

Bank can F you but you can't F a bank.

[@drippy623]

@@henrywallacesghost5883it’s the rules and if you obstruct it the space police will come after you

[@brendaholiday2634]

That's why this young man is such a brilliant & heartfelt comedian! As a friend said to me, "George Carlin would be proud!"

[@ZoeMagnes]

💯

[@DClarey216]

The thing about Josh is that his approach to stand up is so original. It feels like sitting with a friend who’s just telling you all the best stories. He’s an amazing storyteller! His intelligence adds a nuance to his comedy that is rarely seen. I think it’s great when he sees his own jokes coming and struggles not to laugh at them before getting them out. Everything about his performance is genuine and hilarious! 10/10

[@steggopotamus]

If you haven't found it yet, you'll love his podcast. It's mostly him telling funny stories.

[@encryptedwolf7623]

This is exactly why I watch him. It really is like hanging out with your friend from back home and he's catching you up on everything that happened since you been gone.

[@p.a.753]

Agreed! This guy is a star-in-the-making! 💫

[@iKidd94]

I wouldn't say it's original but i works for him he actually reminds me of Donald glover.

[@Fandomsoffffffffffffff]

@@steggopotamuspsst. What’s it called

[@danthegeetarman]

Dang, that Chase bailout comparison was a mic dropper there. “They just did it but didn’t make the video “

[@Syl-Vee]

Yeah, "They made the video, but it didn't go viral." Bam!

[@akaziaj]

🎯🎯🎯

[@LlyleHunter]

In truth Chase baited the other banks out in 2008 that the rest of us as taxpayers didn’t bailout

[@nickromo8195]

You got the quote pretty wrong somehow but yeah it was pretty good

[@whoisthismelis_89vision]

Hahahaha oh my goodness 😂🔥🧯

[@emilmason8240]

"If you want to steal millions of dollars, you need to already have millions of dollars" Josh speaking the truth right there.

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

Truth!!!

[@dawaskallywabbit635]

Speaking from experience? How much are you worth? 2 million?

[@jeanneratterman4174]

Trump and Company all over!

[@shakeitup1006]

Public service announcement:”please don’t do wire or check fraud.”

[@randomlatindude2119]

I love that we need a PSA for this

[@jlaurelc]

It is SO MUCH a felony

[@alekesam]

I used to do this back in the 90s, but with cash, at Bank of America. What you do is you go to the ATM put some cash in the BoA envelope (or none if you're daring) and input more than what you actually put in. There's a limit to what you can take back out obviously but if you're in a bind and need a couple hundred bucks or so, it worked splendidly. They'd send you a letter and state there was a discrepancy and it needs to be corrected. They can't prove you didn't put the wrong amount by accident so They'd just stress you need to get the funds and fix it. Which I would when I got paid.

[@wardiya3arbiya]

​@@alekesamyou must be 8. Get out of mom's ipad😂

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

People fail to realize money is the god and drug of this world, and checks directly represent it. It's why just bouncing a check is such a bad thing!

[@debbiejones953]

Love your story telling style Josh!!! My husband is a criminal defense attorney and we had a young client who stole a lot of stereos from vehicles and got caught with them at his house. He took the cops on a guided tour of the area to show them all the cars he broke in to (mostly ones they didn’t even know about 🤦🏻‍♀️). He came to the office with his grandma because she was going to pay his legal fees, but she didn’t know the whole story. After she read the police report and her grandson said yes he did it. She looked at him and said “you’re an idiot” 😂😂😂 We were soooooo shocked she did that. You know you REALLY screwed up when even grandma doesn’t have your back!

[@pyromaniacalmagpie3198]

😂😂😂😂

[@sub-jec-tiv]

‘Chase got bailed out in 2008 for about 12 billion dollars.’ YES i was waiting for this

[@rochellesiemion1173]

You know what you’re right…. The folks that paid lots of taxes should get a break. Though I’m sure that wasn’t that crowd!!

[@cryptoenthusiast4999]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pmbasel9193]

Where did you get that information?

[@rochellesiemion1173]

@@pmbasel9193 JP Morgan owns Chase bank and they were a part of Bushes 2008 bailout

[@danwehmeier9717]

@@pmbasel9193maybe open a newspaper or better yet, use a search engine.

[@LightWeaver]

I absolutely love how he points out that Chase defrauded their customers a while back. Sometimes people forget.

[@elephant_888]

TBF, JP Morgan Chase repaid the $25 Billion in funds provided to them by the government 6 months into Obama’s presidency in June 2009.

[@brendaholiday2634]

That's the punchline. He points out the hypocrisies!

[@asbury29]

"If you're going to steal a million dollars, you already have to have a million dollars." Truth.

[@russell-gt1dy]

Nah. Look at the lady who pulled the chicken wing scam

[@shadow_td]

​@@russell-gt1dy how about this. Don't steal money and if you do successfully steal money DON'T POST IT ON THE INTERNET

[@thewildertimesofcelebritie1346]

This quote is solid! Prefaced by “CHASE isn’t… CHASE isn’t…” 🤨 😅 There’s clearly 1/100 or 1/1000+ the power dynamics going on in this financial/legal system, but the line = perfectly delivered!

[@Courtannica]

​@@shadow_tdto be fair, the school district did an audit and found out lol xD

[@Courtannica]

​@@russell-gt1dyright. Just gotta be the right co lor and somebody will b ail you out

[@luxurypetscz]

he's got a point about grandmas. I have a cousin who did SO MUCH meth wile pregnant and my grandma was like "when I was expecting your father the doctors said cigarettes are good for the baby, now they say the other way, we just don't know, maybe this stuff is good for the baby!" and I was like... granny ily but WHAT?!

[@elenawilliams32]

No way! 🚩👀 Reading your comment my jaw hit the floor and I laughed all at once. Cheers for the giggles from Australia. 🇦🇺😂

[@Nopadope]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@luxurypetscz]

@elenawilliams32 Yeah, I had the same reaction when she said it. Stunned silence, and then supressed giggle. Luckily, the baby made it fine so now it's just ridiculously funny

[@dcarter455]

GRANDMA, NOT METH😂😂😂

[@urmomdotcom4039]

Damn shes taking home the gold with those mental gymnastics 🥇 😂

[@minirth.maggie]

Josh always makes me miss my grandma. "I know his spirit, i know my baby, and he would never 'stab someone to death'". 😅

[@bencone3737]

Insane how much material Josh comes up with SO fast. Seems like any pop culture moment will have 20 min of Josh talking about it within 24 hrs.

[@MrTekniqs]

The saddest part about stealing food because you're hungry is when you get to jail they'll feed you.

[@boldpredictionssports]

Gets even worse when you realize some commit crimes just to go get that 3 hots & a cot.

[@SunShine-hn7qk]

They feed ya to keep you alive bc they get check for every live on in there

[@MrTekniqs]

@@boldpredictionssports yea or to get out of the cold in the winter.

[@p5ych0_w1tch]

so real, + you get shelter...

[@kalka1l]

There was a rash of senior crime in Japan some years ago for this very reason. No one should ever go hungry.

[@MsJMHS]

I grew up with food insecurity. Stole a pre-made sandwich and a high end 100% juice smoothie (figured I'd get the healthy stuff lol) at my regular grocery store. Got caught and fined for theft. The most expensive meal I never ate. So if you are planning on stealing food, and they are onto you or start yelling out at you, cram that food in your gob ASAP. I found out later they threw that sandwich out. It was a tuna on rye. I'll never know how good or bad that sandwich may have been. I slept hungry that night and couldn't stop thinking about it as I fell asleep. Also, if you're that desperate for food, if I see you in your situation... No I didn't. I'm minding my own damn business.

[@chinacarter8319]

Thank you for your public service assist, and i hope things are better for you now

[@michaelrichter9427]

If you're that desperate for food and I see you in that situation, I'll buy the fucking sandwich for you!

[@elenawilliams32]

An easy thing I do is make cheese and spring onion scones, I take them hot into my city and at the main train station offer them to people who are hungry. You've got to bring butter too as that's the best way to enjoy them. They're pretty cheap to make a few batches. Try it, have a chat too. It's sad how many people say that no-one acknowledges them, let alone has a chat with them. You'll meet some really interesting people. As for the OP, I sincerely hope that life is being kind to you now. Take care mate. From Australia.

[@hunterXhamster]

You can steal food from 7/11 under $20

[@turner15]

@hungerxhamster You can technically steal from anywhere under $20 stealing is free. /j

[@eseguerito2629]

Debuting this at the exact same time as the presidential debate was a baller move

[@stellamaxwell777]

It was but you also know nobody’s going to watch that 😂

[@nancyhaddad1454]

Not much of a decision 😂😂😂

[@nancyhaddad1454]

Omggg i cant wait til josh and jon stewart comment on the debate !! 😂

[@gowsif_dnb]

This is far more interesting.

[@KaitouKaiju]

If anything interesting happens at the debate we're going to hear for the next 5 years anyways so fuck it

[@rkstevenson5448]

Speaking as someone who was homeless for a short time and going hungry, I admit: I shoplifted food once. I hadn't stolen anything since I was a kid. Did 6 years in the Army, came back, struggled. And it got to the point that the night before payday I hadn't eaten in three days, and I couldn't handle it anymore. Walked into the local grocery store and slid a can of soup up my sleeve. Walked out feeling all manner of anxiety and guilt. But that soup helped me get through to the next day, so I could lay down and sleep because I had to work in the morning. I ended up moving back home after that (but not until after selling plasma to eat, which was another low in my life). And I've not stolen a single thing in the 20 years since that happened. You don't know what someone is going through. You don't know how they're dealing with shit. So if you see someone shoplifting food: no you didn't.

[@ChrisinOSMS]

This man is dropping knowledge wherever he goes. I don’t know how he got into my feed, but I wish him success.

[@paulrob555]

Love how Josh has a way of always tipping a hat to the political/socio-economic injustices and hypocrisy of our world without ever being preachy or making his bits all in your face

[@aazhie]

He is just smooth and really it's just great

[@ceulgai2817]

Love when people go "I *would* do the right thing, but you preached out me, so now I'm gonna do the wrong thing." No you wouldn't have.

[@erinj9642]

Agreed. Very talented man.

[@russell-gt1dy]

Oh please

[@akouri6967]

​@russell-gt1dy you seem like a very sad, lonely person

[@Innamoramento9]

What I love about Josh Johnson is his gentle but also extremely sharp insights. Like Chase defrauding people literally and causing global financial turmoil back in 2008, or the poetic quality of being beaten by a book containing knowledge.

[@gw3930]

Defrauding people?

[@thunderryu0494]

@@gw3930 2008 financial crisis - JP Morgan was one of the big bank bailouts even though they were relatively financially stable at the time. They simply jumped on the bandwagon to receive billions of dollars.

[@eastvandb]

@@gw3930 Yeah, playing stupid, risky games with money that didn't belong to them and contributing an event that nearly tanked the world's economy. What word would you use?

[@gw3930]

@@eastvandb You're closely describing gambling.

[@eastvandb]

@@gw3930 So, if I promise to protect your money and then I gamble with it and lose, what do you call that?

[@LaydeeHijabee]

Literally addicted to my Tuesdays with Josh 😂😂

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you so much for watching. You all are so sweet

[@Tonyhouse1168]

@@JoshJohnsonComedygood attracts good. We appreciate you.

[@AddyCBaddie]

💯 feeling excited for only THIS notification every Tuesday 😂

[@AddyCBaddie]

@@JoshJohnsonComedy Josh I’ve been watching you work for a long time. Sir, you have an extreme talent for bringing the joy to very negative situations. Thank you for the laughs, the joy, and sharing your awkwardness with the world. It’s so refreshing in this world of people who pretend to be something they’re not, to watch somebody be who they are and share who they are.❤❤❤

[@CarolinaMustangSally]

Same!!!😂

[@AlstonAtoms]

That Full Circle Chase joke is Tasteful. Well done Mr. Johnson

[@jonathans.972]

"Why didn't they ask why that man's body was magnetic?" I died.

[@DiskJockeyFernyyy]

The hand motions “they wrote THEIR name all over the check “ 😂

[@ganbaroteam6547]

His physical comedy is really talented - i am so grateful to be able to watch his growth in real time. I bet it was like that for people who saw billy connolly go from banjo to story-comedy

[@ErezElene]

"When does this cross over into a different type of assault?" 🤣😭 that should NOT have made me laugh so hard

[@freemovies411]

n0 it should have, cuz I'm right there with you! XD

[@Madcapredcap]

According to Connecticut state law it WOULD be the different type of assault.

[@jolene.chaule]

i was bawling at that point w tears n all

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

@@jolene.chaule me too.

[@someguy79]

"The Grabber"

[@triceyg2014]

"They made the video; it just didn't go VIRAL" #fullcircle ⭕️🤣🤣🤣

[@ks-gn8xk]

This was such a great line 💯

[@aspeckofstardust]

Omg Josh!! Grandma aint a snitch - I can’t believe this rings true but let me tell you about my Soviet Russian grandma, Militrissa Ivanovna. She was not a typical grandmother - she hated cooking, she took care of her grandkids over the summer but only out of a sense of obligation, she was a bibliographer. She adored my dad, her only child, to pieces, but only after he learned to speak in complete sentences. One of those summers when she took care of me, at our dacha (summer cabin with a little garden)… I was about 12 and my friends were 10-12. Late 90’s or early 2000’s Russia, where elementary school kids could buy vodka “for my grandpa” - at least in rural areas like our dacha. I host a sleepover. We buy cocktails and get drunk in the woods. My younger friends get alcohol poisoning, I and my peer friend take care of them, my grandma observes and knows exactly what is happening. So she’s like - hey I’m telling their grandparents. I’m like, no grandma, please, they will KILL them, we will never be allowed to hang out again. So she says - fine, I was your age once, go take care of your friends. And what do my friends tell their parents the next day, when they are still sick? That they got food poisoning from my grandma’s food, which is sadly believable 🫠

[@pamelawatson2366]

I'm from the UK and only recently had this young man pop up on my feed. Now I can't get enough notifications so I'm going round the Josh rabbithole. Great comedy. Intelligent delivery. ❤❤

[@yake222]

PSA dont commit felonies if you're poor.

[@danakchampion]

Yes the "..." was critical there 😂

[@alexusshannon4270]

Or just don’t get caught but hey 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Gary-And-His-Demons]

ATMs have cameras, too. How stupid can they be?!?? Dumb enough to commit check fraud.

[@UCUSmusic]

And record the proof

[@pyromaniacalmagpie3198]

😂 Imagine being the guy working security at Chase and you're watching these people throw the cash up in the air right beside the ATM and then chasing it haha

[@TrackpadProductions]

It's so weird seeing so many people calling it a "money glitch" and acting like it's some kind of life hack. It's literally just textbook cheque fraud.

[@stanleywatson6494]

Uber is currently doing a money glitch

[@aftersexhighfives]

Financial literacy is not mandatory on any school K through 12 education plans. They literally do not understand because they were not taught and half of their parents never had a bank account.

[@TrackpadProductions]

I'm watching the premiere now and I just want to preemptively say that I posted this 4 hours ago _please don't come at me i didn't know he'd say it in the first minute guys_

[@thechlaxman]

Chequebook fraud was right there for you!

[@Chrizton]

When you play too much video games

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

Bush Jr passed "no child left behind" and all these people who should've been left behind tried to cash these checks

[@misterthegeoff9767]

I worked for a bank for 19 years and that kind of cheque fraud is the kind of fraud everyone in the bank has mandatory training about once per year per the bank regulations in my country. It's also why the rest of the world has pretty much stopped using cheques.

[@jsun68]

I wish more banks were on top of this stuff. I know someone that works at a bank. She recently overheard a coworker and an older lady talking about resending the wire transfer they'd attempted... She was sending it to an obvious scammer overseas! Thankfully, when she heard them talking she was able to stop them and point out the concerns, but the other worker had tried to send over $40,000 for the lady 🥴

[@canaisyoung3601]

Well, that and it's just easier to use debit or credit (unless you have a card that won't stop that horrible beeping).

[@jlaurelc]

I am so glad I didn't hear about this until now...THIS is how to deliver news 🤣

[@yolandawalker9586]

Exactly 😂😂

[@tammybenaytv4631]

My son told me about it. Apparently, it was all over Tik Tok. Even my 15 year old understood that this was just plain old vanilla check fraud and not a “hack”.

[@facistdic]

This whole chunk needs to go in the next special. Laughed actually out loud more than I have in a while

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you friend. Anything I post here is for you all. I don’t ever perform it again after.

[@facistdic]

@@JoshJohnsonComedy Dann! It was already impressive that you churn sets out so DAMN regularly, and now you're telling me me "yeah, I break out 30 minutes a week of fresh material and throw it out". I'm pretty sure you're not from Atlanta so that's REALLY impressive!

[@ellanina801]

@@facistdiche just keeps up to date with everything…. Everything moves so fast, onto the next.

[@facistdic]

@@ellanina801 that's what's impressive! It's easy to watch and keep up with the news, it's something else entirely to 1. Keep up with it and 2. Churn out material so quickly that it's still relevant and 3. Come up with 30+ minutes of material on it and 4. It's fucking funny as hell! I appreciate what saying, but five minutes in a month is amazing, what he's doing is a miracle. If I was wrong, no one else would be here

[@doncampbell9356]

​@@JoshJohnsonComedythat's why you're the 🐐

[@Lora-G]

This is medicine before joining the debate

[@SpiritualSojourns]

💯

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

I’m here after the debate… I needed a little… Joshiness after THAT mess.🔵

[@archaeomom]

Me too. I want to bleach my eyes ​@@ThestuffthatSaralikes

[@lasallemj]

I’m hoping it helps me sleep after watching the debate 😂

[@NoHandleBarsOn]

Same for after the debate 😮‍💨 this was a great de-stresser.

[@JadAWESOME210]

Man I swear you're the best in the game rn. You keep just casually putting together new sets that make me laugh more and harder than most people's specials

[@TheRizzGaming]

I never thought someone could make the "money glitch" into a whole joke set. This was amazing and well done. 👏🏻

[@christinehottinger5791]

You made a point the other week to emphasize that you do consider your fan community friends. And I just want to respond that you attract kind fans with your own kindness and consideration for others. I love hearing that you were also concerned for folks doing viral check fraud. So many people just point and laugh when someone harms themselves like that, but it speaks very well of you that you don't.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Just like my Mama always said “life is like a box of idiots doing check fraud and filming themselves doing it” It’s so cool that not only is Josh so funny and prolific, but that he just consistently drops these on us every week. Good on you brother

[@matthewdhills]

Dude, you were on fire and you knew it. This set could stand with some of the greatest. Beautiful timing and subtle nods to more complex issues. I hope you go viral

[@ndidiefoe4639]

😂 'I know Nigerians from Nigeria'... As a Nigerian.. I fell off my chair laughing at this, because I was literally thinking... What is going on in America.. why so many scams?😂

[@MaxIronsThird]

People that grew up playing GTA, thinking a money "glitch" with no repercussions in real life, could be a thing. I wish people were smarter than this.

[@canaisyoung3601]

I do too, but who would we mock for making bad decisions?

[@step2058]

I grew up playing GTA but I would NEVER.

[@LelynMac]

People have always been dumb nothing to do with gta

[@MaxIronsThird]

@@LelynMac and you're one of them, where have I said people are dumb bc of gta?

[@TheDylls]

Boomers used to say "Kids don't even know how to write a cheque anymore!" and we clowned on them because it was outdated information that "no one needed to know nowadays"...

[@aick]

This Gen X'er says: Kids don't even know how to spell check like an American anymore! What, did England have the same thing happen? Canuckistan? The Bogan Islands?

[@WolfODonnelfan]

@@aick First off, how do you know he is Gen X? Secondly, he didn't misspell it, but it's understandable that you don't know that being American and all. Third, the internet does in fact exist outside of USA too. Just because something happened in USA, that doesn't mean that people outside of USA are clueless of these events.

[@JackThaStripper]

@@WolfODonnelfan Yeah, it just means they call us, the guys that actually do things, when they get into literally any level of war ever. Like the weak pussies they are. Because all they do is watch the US so they aren't clueless.

[@aick]

@@WolfODonnelfan I'm Gen X and I rest my case, y'all illiterate.

[@aick]

@@WolfODonnelfan So how many Bogans exploited the Chase bank fraud last weekend, sport? Go on, do tell!

[@tarae5380]

This may not get a lot of comments but it's OK....I really like this comedian because he's intelligent. He can tell a joke hold the audience and he rarely curses. Kudos dude

[@TheEko315]

Same. I randomly came across him and I like his style and delivery. He's really clever

[@MrEazyE357]

He really is close to genius.

[@tarae5380]

@@MrEazyE357 👍 agreed

[@tarae5380]

@@TheEko315 ❤️

[@nraflower]

agreed, !! my drama teacher always said if u need to include a curse word with a joke to get laughs, you’re not funny.

[@jpric155]

Josh you are killing it so hard so often it just seems normal now. Every set you drop is funny af bro. Wishing you future success and a long career. We are here for it.

[@RandyStiles-kk1ey]

Josh has so many good bits I can see why he doesn’t have a Netflix special I couldn’t think of anything I’d cut

[@randomlatindude2119]

The sole reason I keep up with how stuff is going back home in the US are these videos. This shit can NOT be real 😂 much love from Argentina 🇦🇷

[@mrod87]

Yeaaaaa he’s basically my news at this point.

[@elenawilliams32]

I'm watching from Australia. Josh's take on various topics and issues are hilarious... Even as a non American. 🇦🇺💙🇺🇸

[@AnnaBell033]

Bruh, you're are me and I'm you. 😂

[@korganrocks3995]

Sadly the real world has gotten crazier than fiction in the last decade. I miss the old days when one big news story would run for weeks or even months before the next insane thing happened, but nowadays you can't keep up!

[@eschneider317]

“You can make me pay back money, but you can’t take the burritos out of me.” He doesn’t miss!

[@rnb2087]

the full circle comment about chase was genius since you brought it all the way back from grandmas and their love for their kids to the chase glitch

[@300IQPrower]

"Dont do it because its the worst type of fraud you could do" I like the correct implication that the issue isnt lying to banks, it's that it's the easiest lie to get caught in to tell to banks

[@idontwantahandlethough]

I am so glad this dude finally blew up. He deserves all the success!

[@kmarshallx3]

"They made the video, it just didnt go viral" absolutely killed me. Thanks for the palette cleanser for the debate ❤

[@elaynarocks]

Love all your micro-manerisms and lil smiles/trying not to smile/laugh - it all makes your delivery and performance stellar 👏🤣💯

[@therebellion96]

My two favorite places to get the news: The Daily Show and Josh Johnson

[@suzannel7168]

And he writes for them, so sometimes you get 2 for 1.

[@russell-gt1dy]

Now that's funny

[@maureenhuertas9264]

The hardest part of watching his videos is not skipping through the commercials. This mannnn ❤❤❤ the wait is worth it

[@jgriego4797]

Love the cadence with the pauses so the audience gets the joke by thinking about it. Subbed.

[@CH_Benny]

I'm a Nigerian in Nigeria and that "Nigerian prince" joke send me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

It's wild how much we know about how to avoid scams online, AND YET SOMEHOW

[@bec7080]

My first mortgage wasn't even $72k because i bought a foreclosured home in 2009, if I saw -72k in my actual bank account I would literally die. 😩

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

So you benefited from the 2008 crash

[@bec7080]

@@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 In that way. My husband was also laid off from his job at the same time we were signing our mortgage and i did not receive any raise at all (not a cent) from 2008-2011 even though i got promotions. I've had to do $100k+ work on on the house because the foundation was bad, the plumbing was bad, the plumbing line was bad too the road, we had to redo all the electrical there was a lot that had to be done. Like i said we owe $180k now because of that work but if we had to pay the overinflated price that would be $200-300k plus all that now it would be horrible

[@mariee.5912]

​@@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 is that a bad thing?

[@estherbailey3258]

@@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 I dont really see why antagonizing one person over buying a house is constructive. I’m really sorry if you lost your house in the financial crisis but that’s on “too big to fail capitalism”.

[@SpicyGary]

@@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 100%

[@robinbliss6513]

I can’t believe you have me laughing so hard that tears come when I’m home crocheting and watching you on my phone! You are so funny! Keep up the good work! I’m so happy the almighty algorithm helped me to find you!

[@clarion3204]

Your sets are always amazing, but this one was on another level. I was absolutely dying. I continually feel so grateful you share so much hilarity with us, on a consistent basis, for free!! It’s like medicine. Keep being you, Josh. You’re killing it.

[@Mr.Whoopy.BooBoo]

Dude is on the pulse of current events.

[@LauraLevinson-w2w]

" and I don't look like I wouldn't do it" OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!! I am screaming!!!!!

[@JQuattro]

I'm so glad you do current events but still in a real comedy format.

[@chimpalienbaby7312]

Your humour is so intelligent and insightful. You are one of the very few comedians who make me laugh out loud. Thank you for the belly aching laughs!

[@starkunreality2579]

Man, you are gonna be huge! My teenager and I just discovered you while I was taking him to school the other day and we were laughing our asses off! Your delivery is so unique and endearing. Keep up the great work!

[@BethBruch]

Okay, so there's this place in my town called the Rescue Mission that gives you a cooked meal and a free turkey for Thanksgiving if you go to their church service. It's big and crowded and lots of people go testify and get saved and all. (I'm a vegetarian Jew, yet still managed to wind up there 25 years ago.) Anyway, there are people at various places in their lives, mostly in hard spots, and lots of Bibles and hymnals around. When the crazy lady started screaming at folks and hitting the man in front of her with a Bible, well, it was sad but also really really really funny. Thanks, Josh, for bringing that memory back. I also appreciate that you might be AI, but i saw you live, so I'm still leaning toward human, just really hard working (and consistently funny and insightful in ways I don't see from AI).

[@kellzkellz3380]

Worked at a salvation army for years and we gave turkeys away every year. We would watch on camera as people would leave with their free turkey, walk out the front doors, and somebody was right there buying them. Probably for 5 bucks. Nuff for a drinkie drink

[@SpicyGary]

Well one meal a year isn’t gonna cut it for me 😅

[@miayawhitehead5119]

Poor people getting their lick back from Chase (who did the same thing in 2008 bank bailout) is wildly karmic, but sadly those people are probably going to Federal prison.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

When the people that belong in jail (Chase executives) are happy and living it up on taxpayers money 🤬

[@tamarasanford9662]

Grandma's always make you seem like less of a criminal ...😂. I know one of those Grandmas. Nailed it.

[@jamiefinn4438]

The pace this man puts out great content is absolutely impossible. The bar is set high

[@kimchi9697]

The hand motions and looks CRACK ME UP!! SO FUNNY!!! Thanks for always brightening my day. Such a clever delivery!! We love you Josh!!

[@messy1413]

When you’re poor, crime is for survival. When you’re rich, crime is for boredom.

[@russell-gt1dy]

Oh please

[@RobinTheBot]

Yup. They think it's also for survival though, with money comes the fear of losing money.

[@TheTGOAC]

Yeah no. Most poor people don't commit crime. Crime is a lack of morals and character. It's what bad people do. Have some accountability

[@alicem2103]

Lol what a ridiculous statement. People break laws to survive and there are plenty of things throughout history that were both horribly unethical and perfectly legal at the time​@@TheTGOAC

[@patrickday4206]

Common law actually has always differentiated crime to survive from regular crime and required lesser penalties but now adays almost no one understands the difference. It is far worse to steal for the thrill or greed than out of poverty the rich are very good at getting us concentrated on the poor instead of the rich.

[@laurencrowther8787]

I have never wanted to see a comedian live as much as I do Josh Johnson! I really hope he tours the UK! Superb!!!!

[@gratefulone6669]

"u can't take da burritos outta me" 😅 As low key as he seems, Josh leads an interesting life 😊

[@sarahsmile8518]

Your humor is genius, Josh! I love how you can make me laugh continuously! Your comedic genius uses humor about everything that is funny without putting anybody else down!!!❤❤😅😂🎉🎉

[@pedrobedoy9574]

Old Jamaican saying, When there is Too Much Hunger, there is Revolution 😢😮

[@AwkwardSquirrel13]

Josh wtf, laughed so much I needed my inhaler, MORE THAN ONCE. PLEASE DONT KILL ME, I LOVE YOU DUDE!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Oh jeez, please be careful friend. Thank you for watching

[@your3kidding]

But what a way to go

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Dying happy

[@russell-gt1dy]

Awkward

[@jsun68]

​@@JoshJohnsonComedy if a fan keeled over from laughing too hard, your grandma might actually admit that one 🤷‍♀️

[@lunchbox6576]

I like how he explains it for folks like me who do no't pay attention to social media.

[@willsx2]

I love Josh's comedy but good heavens, this set was next level 🔥

[@BigFrankieC]

I've been a bouncer for over thirty years. Including a run in Boston from '96-'06. Sooo… yeah. I've been in and seen some insane fights. The line about "all corners" is so true, and made me think of several hilarious for the wrong reason moments of my youth. As a 6'6" guy who was 310 in my 20s when I had abs, but then got old and fat, I am absolutely the guy who breaks up the fights. Life is amazing and stupid all at once.

[@cutes22]

This is the first I’m catching this guy. He’s one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen.

[@mykaelray]

How do you come up with material so quickly?! You are definitely going down as one of the goats of our generation! 💯🙌🏽

[@layna-heyhey]

Reminds me of when I was in high school. This teacher was pretty new, a survivor of Hurricane Katrina, traveled from South all the way up to Philly to start over, and continue teaching the youth. Bruh, he went to break up a fight between two students, like a good teacher might, and the two students turned on him and began beating him up. Even threw one of those chair desk combos at him. I never forgot that. Came all the way from surviving a hurricane...just to be hit with a desk chair. smh. My school was rough rough.

[@bjbear5202]

One of many reasons I gave up on teaching. Teachers aren't even allowed to defend themselves from students.

[@Ashbrash1998]

​@@bjbear5202That's probably because some teachers went too far and it became child abuse.

[@croWnvic92]

You went to king huh? 😂

[@BlackJade_1]

Lol nah that happened there too? ​@@croWnvic92

[@vuomos2596]

If any of my kids did that I'd disown them and adopt their teacher.

[@grierwillis5045]

So ready! Josh is constantly on time with his genius comedy and random news commentary!

[@user-rn1hn3fg5y]

You are just the best! Laughed till tear came.

[@SmartMoufShirts]

So, what I think I hear Josh saying is "don't do check fraud, but if you do, be a bank." Also, is it super weird that people were defrauding a place named Chase, but giving them all of their ID so they didn't have to chase them?

[@firerun777]

Pls let Josh do more on The Daily Show. He presents the news better than News Anchors

[@archedgeworth]

I was just thinking he should be doing the daily show when I saw your comment. Confirmation.

[@D64nz]

This is my new favorite news show. 😊 The best way to hear the crazy in the world is laughing. 😂

[@yolandawalker9586]

Same here, I would watch the news all the time if he did it 😂

[@jlaurelc]

Absolutely!!!

[@michaelsadie88]

30:07 I was trying to figure out what fight move a "microwave" was for just a little too long

[@abasdarhon]

As the man himself previously remarked regarding the internet tempting others to commit acts of stupidity, "The internet is all gas, no brakes". Also, thank you so, so much for no weird and sudden closeups.

[@MsBferrer]

Love your comedy. My job is intense, and your videos have lightened up my work day.

[@jlaurelc]

I've had a very rough year, and the relief of laughing this much is REAL. The fact you deliver important commentary along the way? Rockstar. ❤

[@EAbreuvisuals]

It's crazy the amount of free standup this brother is giving us. Can't wait to see you live in Dec!

[@obliviouscandybar]

"He can fight if he keeps the fight weird" is my strategy as well.

[@georgianasalter]

This guy is hilarious. And he's from the South as am I, so he is SOOO relateable. His grandma observation how she covers up for her baby getting arrested is so onpoint!!

[@NubianGoddess8]

I ❤ Tuesdays with Josh Johnson 💯🥳