10:56, this meme is literally me. Like I actually have cried in maths class before… and I get top grades in it 😭
@LunesLunacy13 күн бұрын
I was told by a former student that they were given a zero because they got every math question right because they thought they were cheating. The student is a valedictorian from their old school.
@Santikle12 күн бұрын
thats actually crazy
@joshplayzgamingpetsandcode20529 күн бұрын
That actually insane
@Bendyman094 күн бұрын
thats actually stupid
@IVANISSTILLALIVE13 күн бұрын
Surviving a school day is like surviving thousands of bodybuilders.
@thejadedxyz12 күн бұрын
8:01 triggered me cuz the teacher is STUPID. The student was not asked who ate more pizza, he was asked how Marty was able to more pizza while only having eaten 4/6 of the pizza. The student is correct there.
@imjusthere26710 күн бұрын
agree
@freyacarney93246 күн бұрын
Yes we're they marked wrong bc that has been on a test for me and I got it right answer that different names but same thing
@FlynnNinja5 күн бұрын
1:31 THIS BRINGS BACK I SURVIVED BOOK MEMORIES DUDE
@ProApolloКүн бұрын
18:10, the “They looked like they’re 25!” took me out. 😂 I love his added commentary; it makes the videos so much more entertaining. ❤
@joshplayzgamingpetsandcode20529 күн бұрын
This is literally something that my teacher last year said “You guys can’t complain about homework because all you do is go home and play video games” 1 we have sports 2 family time 3 eating That all takes about 4 to 6 hours So no, that’s not ‘all we do’
@medusathedecepticon8 күн бұрын
4 chores
@ThatWeirdTherianPerson2 күн бұрын
5 THE ACTUAL HOMEWORK??
@Louisthemarmot2 күн бұрын
I swear teacher share video games so much Probably because they grew up without them
@DragonmongamerКүн бұрын
And that’s not even the half of it, like part time jobs, studying, and other stuff.
@Scragui12 күн бұрын
1:23 green goes more with nature vibes
@edwardthesecond437312 күн бұрын
Green is my instinct option
@LunaticLacewing11 күн бұрын
IMHO, physics is black, chemistry is yellow, biology is green, and the rest gets to pic from leftovers
@minecraftsteve61010 күн бұрын
Yeah but blue more space like
@goldenapple279 күн бұрын
blue for english, green for math, orange for science because instinctively it feels right
@Mono-.-.-9 күн бұрын
I use purple because I chose my science folder last.
@alstillplays13 күн бұрын
Don't forget "who asked"
@PinguGtag13 күн бұрын
true
@Redhexagon12413 күн бұрын
True
@Mya.Xoxo1413 күн бұрын
Nah for us it’s “who” and then they pause “asked”
@Henyahyah13 күн бұрын
lol I like your pfp
@Antoronyx_12 күн бұрын
Nah cry about it is goated
@AnaraetheDerg13 күн бұрын
1:23 One colour for every science. Green for Biology Yellow for Chemistry. Red for Physics. (For me) Edit: Thanks Vaz. You started a war in your own comments section. Now that's entertainment!
@dr3amw4lkingr4bb1t13 күн бұрын
How did you associate yellow with chemistry? (;´Д⊂)
@Bupboy12 күн бұрын
Or you can be me and have 2 blue and 2 green notebooks, only using 1, and having no color associate with any subject
@dr3amw4lkingr4bb1t12 күн бұрын
@@Bupboy Is that the case? I've never heard of people who don't associate words with specific colors ( •͈૦•͈ ) /gen
@defecticon900012 күн бұрын
Bio and chem can both be green honestly, but math will always be blue My physics notebook is black
@WaffandCoff12 күн бұрын
@@defecticon9000 I always considered math to red
@SlapBattlesArsenic13 күн бұрын
9:18 didnt you hear about that one guy who said he invented the toaster
@DysfunctionalOperator--zt5ml13 күн бұрын
1:25 Which ever subject was my favorite would get the folder that was my favorite color. Science was my favorite so it got green
@sansalphawolf329313 күн бұрын
3:34 as a janitor I wish it was the floor rather than all over the windos and even on the fucking ceiling
@Youraveragecommenter4512 күн бұрын
8:46 bro i wouldpick the orange one since i could fr sleep with an entire dictionary and algebra book by my side
@FlutterBye-z5s9 күн бұрын
Same
@BobBurgers12344 күн бұрын
5:42 I Iove how he wrote his name as Super Churros on the top, I would give him another + for that!
@ErikIsHalloween4 күн бұрын
14:21 My keyboarding teacher always says "Oh dang!" after a student says something 'scandalous' or surprising so now anyone who ever has his classes says randomly in the same tone as the teacher's "Oh dang!"
@ShantanRepublicOfficial789311 күн бұрын
1:23 Alright let me get the facts straight. Math is blue, English is red, Science is green, Social Studies is yellow. I don't care what you say, these are the official colours, deal with it.
@yourlocal_YT11 күн бұрын
40 minutes of break would be like a miracle at my school, the day is almost 9 hours and we get less than 5 minutes of break.
@JAProductions494Күн бұрын
That should be illegal Either you’re exaggerating or your school needs to be looked into because the law requires breaks longer than 5 minutes especially for such a long day
@WindyCopperGD9 күн бұрын
6:58 WTF I LITERALLY DO THIS EVERY TIME
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd12 күн бұрын
0:03 I had a school assembly which had REAL VETERANS have REAL GUNS (m1 Garands are very shiny, wow) on VETERANS DAY
@Bread40313 күн бұрын
14:29: “gotta look sha®️p”
@miraculouslymary294712 күн бұрын
14:30 Therapist: American Vaazkl can't hurt you, he's not real. American Vaazkl:
@SantiagoCardona-c6n4 күн бұрын
That is something I will never forget for as long as I live: Bri’ish people speaking American (no offense Vaz)
@MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo12 күн бұрын
1:22 Still sticking stickers on my laptop even though I’m not in college anymore... Guess some habits just don’t graduate!
@Lex-ds2piКүн бұрын
I'm graduated from school and I LOVE stickers! And also I like writing in journals. I just personally find it organized. I don't understand why someone would judge based on that.
@JoshuaPiggy12 күн бұрын
3:54 I STILL GET THAT AND ITS ACTUALLY GOOD
@redeagle724611 күн бұрын
Teachers: "You're not going to walk around with calculators in our pockets" Also teachers looking for the 16 year old who walks around with a pen, paper and a ruler, with a diagram of a triangle that some random guy needs to find the area of
@braunschweig-mapping-0112 күн бұрын
9:53, in our school we joke about how even our corrupt politicians would die of heart attack when they find about the school corruption
@Fedoraman_dan13 күн бұрын
oh yeah today I got a lunch detention for Monday just because i flipped a bottle cap in lunch, The guy who was calling our tables told me to come to him (No pun intended) and I went to him and he said, whats your name, so i told him his name and he said, you have a lunch detention, bye bye. What is wrong with my school
@spartanbeast357512 күн бұрын
Once in 9th grade the whole class got detention from the English teacher cuz they were too loud during English class, but I skipped the detention, and after it was over, one guy told me that some dude told the teacher I didn't show up to the detention, but she was like "oh that's ok, he wasn't making trouble during class anyways, it's ok for him to have skipped it". Welcome to my school life tales of a goody-two-shoes, lol.
@Fedoraman_dan12 күн бұрын
@@spartanbeast3575 dang, kind of wild. That reminds me of the time where the same guy said we would not be seeing some people at the table tomorrow, but the next day everyone was there, I don't know if he was lying or his brain discombobulated
@creature_akamyeye2 сағат бұрын
One time in 4th grade a kid almost made the whole class owe our lunch recess because they threw an eraser across the room… for the 3rd time. The same kid who threw the eraser had thrown it 2 times before. Thats my class (not my whole school, at least).
@Fedoraman_dan58 минут бұрын
@@creature_akamyeye Dang
@UnluckyWh0re12 күн бұрын
VaazkL: "I loved group projects!" He's clearly not an introvert
@Alternate-H123_2212 күн бұрын
8:37 red green and blue are so tempting
@andreacooke3912 күн бұрын
I usually get good grades and all the teachers are like "she is the most reliable student here" no girly, i just have a minor heartattack the day its due and scribble/type it down as fast as i possibly can all while trying to be cool about it
@Sam-jp6oo12 күн бұрын
7:13 I didn’t get that at first, but it makes sense now
@matahugu867513 күн бұрын
3:56 I JUST HAD THIS FOR LUNCH AND IT LOOKED THE SAME WAHT THE HELL
@SlapBattlesArsenic13 күн бұрын
17:20 my middle school teachers described high school like this but 100x worse
@katyarredondo-angeles451013 күн бұрын
I love how occasionally he changes his voice
@YazzzisWorld12 күн бұрын
REAL THAT WAS SPOT ON
@Lgwasherfan562313 күн бұрын
I remember one time someone annoying said "it was a mistake" and my comeback was "you're the mistake!"
@Xx_AutisticKid_xX13 күн бұрын
*KOKUSEN!!!* ahh response
@escchristian59313 күн бұрын
4:49 A friend of mine literally blew a frog up with a cigarette once.
@terrariapro14713 күн бұрын
i need to know how he did this
@escchristian59313 күн бұрын
@@terrariapro147 Apparently she just put the cigarette in the poor frog's mouth and it went boom. Don't ask me🤷♂
@terrariapro14713 күн бұрын
@ i think it could be something about the oil on the frogs skin, could’ve been flammable
@orboffical13 күн бұрын
0:18 my school has the EXACT same calculators
@_helloshenanigans13 күн бұрын
same lol
@Botwspeedrun13 күн бұрын
same i think its the us standard or something
@oliverwaynechang309812 күн бұрын
SAME LOL
@DuckMan-w3c12 күн бұрын
7:13 where did the other 20% go 😭
@toadneptune21408 күн бұрын
That’s the joke
@Peter-o3o6 күн бұрын
6:21 IM THAT ONE GUY 😭🙏
@daily-taxaid12 күн бұрын
1:58 has happened to me, best 3 days of my life were after
@arthursoaresrodrigues476616 минут бұрын
1:23 there's a lot of comments saying green but I made my science folder yellow
@SlapBattlesArsenic13 күн бұрын
I Hate Describing Myself
@Justarandomperson-t1b10 күн бұрын
This is the only good meme channel left
@CharlieAnderson-o7e6 күн бұрын
Science is green folder gang 👇👇
@Clandestine5894 сағат бұрын
Ello
@AtarahDerek2 күн бұрын
Chemistry teachers are fun. Mine was a riot.
@mihaleben605112 күн бұрын
0:35 HOW IS BRO HOLDING THAT
@NGUYENVANMINHHIEU-h8l6 күн бұрын
0:03 I thought that nobody is going to understand the existence of that weapon is for 😭😭😭
@Kawf._.is-trash12 күн бұрын
New vazzkl lore
@Immdumb13 күн бұрын
0:59 That's the kinda crap I'd get caught doing.
@CMZballofficial9 күн бұрын
10:36 This is actually very true, a kid at my old school (who was extremely rich) always thought he was like that. I don’t know why, it was the “cool” thing then I guess.
@TheFoilTriangle13 күн бұрын
Thank you, VaazkL, I've been having a rough day...thank you for existing
@jonathanconsumerofcement13 күн бұрын
1:23 for me I like green as my science folder
@IMakeUnitaleThings12 күн бұрын
This is corrext
@TheBaconClan-vl3dsКүн бұрын
16:44 the guy on the left looked flabbergasted
@Aimz36012 күн бұрын
We had a math teacher who did magic tricks. You were damn lucky if you had him as a teacher and one year I did. We badgered him every lesson. My school implimented a 2 week timetable, one week was one schedual, week 2 was another and it alternated. Out of maths, english and science (science was split up into physics, biology and chemistry), out of 10 days I had maths for 9 days- 2 extra lessons more than english and science. Thank fudge that was back in 2004-2005.
@Ender_night_17-vz1nk12 күн бұрын
I liked listening to him talk about his life
@Zocttopus11 күн бұрын
1:23 Yellow. End of sentence.
@YungTang-ri9rk8 күн бұрын
Me reading this when I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't revised:
@S.D.323Күн бұрын
I feel like they should ask teachers if they care about people being bullied before hiring them because apparently a lot of them statistically dont uhh care at all
@mihaleben605112 күн бұрын
2:09 bro do the work yourself to prove im right! Lets turn my hypothesis into a theorem!
@williamhenryvandeco28792 сағат бұрын
14:20 actually once i made a school meme, we was gardening and i took a shovel full of dirt and was like "take a bite, of some parasite, it will be tasty weather you like it or not" and that became a meme
@LionaVictoriaWibisono2 күн бұрын
Once i had to wrok on a project with 3 boys and whenever they were anoying other students they blamed me and made me do more work.
@pixl_xip12 күн бұрын
Watching this with 5 late assignments to do
@alexander12746 күн бұрын
1:24 green, the only right answer.
@KieranDrage7 күн бұрын
2:51 guess they fixed the ceiling tile in the top left corner
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd12 күн бұрын
4:49 The French: "Maintenant nous cuisinons"
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd12 күн бұрын
(It's supposed to be "Now we're cooking" but google translate sucks)
@JFBean11 күн бұрын
“Bro they looked like they were twenny fiiiiivvee!” -Vaakzl 2024
@brightwarrior291013 күн бұрын
1:05 My guess is he's an artist trying to learn how to draw broccoli.
@probablyzeke601412 күн бұрын
My senior year of highschool I wrote about a knife that makes you kill people and eat their hearts for my creative writing assignment. I was fully expecting to be sent to the counselor, but instead I got the English distinction award when I graduated.
@aprilbrandon34415 күн бұрын
9:10 it’s not just my teachers? At least it’s shared pain 😢
@GabeArson12 күн бұрын
0:58 I do this, it’s called “broccoliphilia” except I don’t have broccoliphilia and I zoom in on other images
@billreed275012 күн бұрын
16:51 But the other students threw them at me. That makes them mine now.
@KrooKisgunning13 күн бұрын
VaazKL WHERE DO you get your memes from
@CoahuiltecanCat-vu9cd11 күн бұрын
14:45 I always hear kids just screaming bloody murder, and always during third period, it’s really weird
@Seeeeeeeeth-48013 күн бұрын
Brothers prepare for the SKELETON WARS!
@Venti-o7e13 күн бұрын
0:04 my school says always cut your nails Me and my friendn: *doesn't cut our nails*
@mcdonaldsnilouimnotsure12 күн бұрын
VENTI WE'RE LOSING CUSTOMERS GO BACK TO WORK
@spartanbeast357512 күн бұрын
School: cut your hair properly and have a generic hairstyle Me: grows my hair out like Luka Modric Student council president: Grows out his hair on the top while close-cropping it on the sides, then dyes it light brown School: One's a goody-two-shoes nerd and the other is a student council president, let's just ignore their hair
@Venti-o7e12 күн бұрын
@@mcdonaldsnilouimnotsure 𝕟𝕠
@Obsidiar13 күн бұрын
Whole video: “Fax bro”
@tdflky99443 күн бұрын
7:16, Duolingo has math now
@Zwijger12 күн бұрын
Actually math teachers like it when you use a different method to get the right answer, in my experience at least. Not that I did that in high school, but they did like it when someone did.
@Henry1263212 күн бұрын
1:23 WHY ISNT YELLLOW THERE 😭
@AmarisAmaris-j4s10 күн бұрын
4:24 Way to true.
@minecraftsteve61010 күн бұрын
How to stop bullying Say i play lego city undercover The bully would stop and hug you
@t6yo13 күн бұрын
I LOVE YOU vaazkl
@zarajauhar3506 күн бұрын
1:56 I was so sleepy, I read “bully” as “belly”, and was confused a.f… 💀 - thank GOODNESS it’s Saturday tomorrow..! 😌
@josh.022012 күн бұрын
Nobody: Vaaskl: ur-eye-nal
@Lidcats12 күн бұрын
As a student I can confirm I understand these memes 👍
@obrunidanceband237713 күн бұрын
0:03 Why do I have the strange urge to do this with my nails
@NOT_Ashl3yX4 күн бұрын
one guy at my school pissed in the sink
@schizophrenic.hunger12 күн бұрын
18:03 storytime with jonathan pt. 1
@WaffleBunsGaming13 күн бұрын
1:24 Green (or blue)
@ThreeXKrazie0313 күн бұрын
Blue is social studies all the way, but green (or purple) for science
@goodie2goodie113 күн бұрын
Yellow
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd12 күн бұрын
0:30 "Ever heard of something called a pauldron? Heard it's quite the protection"
@user-po3wi3qh3tКүн бұрын
Bro I am on my bus run and this is so trueeeeeeeee *SKULL EMOJII*
@Geraldandme8 күн бұрын
3:38 wrong, Gerald isn’t excited.
@joshplayzgamingpetsandcode20529 күн бұрын
8:40 ok red is actually kinda op
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd12 күн бұрын
English: Everything's abbreviated and shortened these days History: It's all in the past, just focus on the present Science: Coke + Mentos is all we need Math: *_CALCULATORS_*
@NATER-TAINMENT13 күн бұрын
14:36 YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY???
@kpeach212 күн бұрын
BEUTIFAL english teacher somewhere *cries*
@Gregory_ferrandis12 күн бұрын
1:34 TTTE FANS ASSEMBLE!
@SparklingJam9 күн бұрын
ALL HAIL THE GREEN CATTERPILLAR
@chazzywaz8 күн бұрын
DONT CALL ME DIRTY PERCY
@isopod1272 күн бұрын
17:32 i think the point was she couldn't even get a job at macdonalds