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Valefisk

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@Valefisk
@Valefisk 9 ай бұрын
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@L1K34PR0
@L1K34PR0 9 ай бұрын
I'm gonna show up to your house and steal your displates vale :)
@redstone59
@redstone59 9 ай бұрын
you spelt "automatically" wrong vale, hope this helps!
@naplockblubba5369
@naplockblubba5369 9 ай бұрын
You HAVE to cover Chemicards when it comes out on Tabletop Simulator, it's like this but probably even more insane
@teaflavouredcoffee83
@teaflavouredcoffee83 9 ай бұрын
Balls
@Tatteredapollo9
@Tatteredapollo9 9 ай бұрын
I Have 5 Behind Me
@EPSYLNN
@EPSYLNN 9 ай бұрын
Pick up 562 cards OR Campaign For North Africa
@lordcabbage4931
@lordcabbage4931 9 ай бұрын
Either way by the end of your turn you will calling your family to say you are still alive
@Dill_Dude9211
@Dill_Dude9211 9 ай бұрын
nah what happend to #vale2020 and #getthemanout
@LuneDeCuivre
@LuneDeCuivre 9 ай бұрын
I've been trying to make a Campaign for North Africa game. It'll take a while but I'm sure valefisk would be interested
@zdelrod829
@zdelrod829 9 ай бұрын
​@LuneDeCuivre A single turn for 5 players can take an entire week in the beginning. If you were to play non-stop without sleep for the duration of the game, while eating enough food and drinking enough water, you would break the Guiness World Record for longest time spent awake consecutively (and likely DESTROY your body's metaphorical sleep clock)
@sozius0
@sozius0 9 ай бұрын
You know it honestly surprises me there is no Campaign for North Africa video on this channel.
@LynxHylix
@LynxHylix 9 ай бұрын
Let us know if you want to see a full play-through of Gamerland
@CatsMeow_
@CatsMeow_ 9 ай бұрын
We'll be waiting
@N0pe98
@N0pe98 9 ай бұрын
oh, definitely we've waited years for CNA. What's a few more for a stupid homemade Vale board game ripoff.
@thekhoifish0146
@thekhoifish0146 9 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Lynx!
@aidanfarnan4683
@aidanfarnan4683 9 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@HowDolDeleteAChannel
@HowDolDeleteAChannel 9 ай бұрын
Yes, just yes
@LeoYoshi54321
@LeoYoshi54321 9 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.
@RepChris
@RepChris 9 ай бұрын
If youre playing with the "right" house rules, you never have to stop playing!
@dacianatrif490
@dacianatrif490 9 ай бұрын
7-0, jump in, stackable, and whatever this mess of a deck was XD @@RepChris
@justanordinarysquirrel8568
@justanordinarysquirrel8568 9 ай бұрын
You forgot about the part where you argue about whos turn it is if you're playing with 3+ people.
@TheRedKipp
@TheRedKipp 9 ай бұрын
@@dacianatrif490can’t forget draw until play
@Special3375
@Special3375 9 ай бұрын
And 100% reason to remember the name
@goatcat2737
@goatcat2737 9 ай бұрын
The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing
@miserablepumpkin9453
@miserablepumpkin9453 9 ай бұрын
Correct! The rules are malleable like reality
@Tanystropheus10
@Tanystropheus10 8 ай бұрын
​@@miserablepumpkin9453unlike*
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 7 ай бұрын
Uno Mao
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas 6 ай бұрын
​@@theapexsurvivor9538 I love how everyone agrees that Mao was made by some pathetic narcissist to gaslight other players into thinking they're good at something
@calvindang7291
@calvindang7291 6 ай бұрын
Whenever I play Uno I ask people about the ruleset.
@DukeOnkled
@DukeOnkled 9 ай бұрын
The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.
@MrDalek2150
@MrDalek2150 9 ай бұрын
I play by that rule, and once me, my mom, my brother, and a friend ended up playing for like an hour because my brother and the friend were each holding like half the cards in the deck by about 15 minutes in.
@Shantastickle
@Shantastickle 9 ай бұрын
@@MrDalek2150🤣 such a diabolical game. Love that everyone played it out though. We also play by that rule.
@prototypex8217
@prototypex8217 9 ай бұрын
I only play that rule digitally as holding so many cards physically hurts my fingers Plus I like to draw as many as I'm supposed to without looking But digitally it's the best rule you can have
@ThePizzabrothersGaming
@ThePizzabrothersGaming 9 ай бұрын
​@@prototypex8217as long as the digital deck isn't endless it's not too bad. but in Ubisoft uno the deck is infinite, so you draw far more than you're supposed to
@prototypex8217
@prototypex8217 9 ай бұрын
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming how does the deck size change how much you draw. Aside from cards that are already in other people's hands, it functionally does the same thing. Hell half the time I only draw 2 it's just funnier when I draw 13
@bishop_breloom
@bishop_breloom 9 ай бұрын
Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session
@alexantone5532
@alexantone5532 9 ай бұрын
200 hour supercut
@jdr293
@jdr293 9 ай бұрын
if they play for 12h every day they can get the game done in only four months!
@emile_jeanne
@emile_jeanne 9 ай бұрын
10 hours is lowballing by way too much
@ariesdemiurge
@ariesdemiurge 9 ай бұрын
Yeah that brief flash of the CNA board didn't help
@moestuph8817
@moestuph8817 9 ай бұрын
You're off by a factor of 120 or 160. If they play monthly it will take at a decade.
@ivgorm9365
@ivgorm9365 9 ай бұрын
maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of
@banann_ducc
@banann_ducc 9 ай бұрын
How is she not in serious pain????
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 9 ай бұрын
​@@banann_duccas someone who's broken a tooth, it's only mild throbbing unless you accidentally touch the exposed nerve. That's gonna put you on the floor.
@banann_ducc
@banann_ducc 9 ай бұрын
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 physically cringing at the thought of that
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 9 ай бұрын
@@banann_ducc yeah, if you break a tooth, make a dentist appointment ASAP.
@patrickhector
@patrickhector 9 ай бұрын
​@@banann_duccI think they were saying something about dentures? Totally possible it was an artificial tooth she broke
@jazzycatty
@jazzycatty 9 ай бұрын
Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it
@Maker0824
@Maker0824 9 ай бұрын
agreed
@aidanpowney940
@aidanpowney940 9 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ryann9
@Ryann9 9 ай бұрын
Valefisk is legally, morally, ethically, technically, psychologically, hypothetically, theoretically, and politically obligated to play Uno amalgam (or chemicards) when it comes out
@Rabcup
@Rabcup 9 ай бұрын
Please Also it’s called Chemicards now
@moresnqp
@moresnqp 9 ай бұрын
i concur
@vsptylore3639
@vsptylore3639 9 ай бұрын
The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk
@loop1853
@loop1853 7 ай бұрын
"Oh come on, I've been a good boy~" - Lynx
@SPG69
@SPG69 7 ай бұрын
What the fuck did I just read?
@andrewworlton5601
@andrewworlton5601 6 ай бұрын
Excuse me, the WHAT?
@twotruckslyrics
@twotruckslyrics 5 ай бұрын
WHYD I READ THAT
@DaniParre
@DaniParre 4 ай бұрын
32:58
@tyhrikh
@tyhrikh 9 ай бұрын
The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).
@firekirby123
@firekirby123 9 ай бұрын
As someone who plays TTS on the regular, it's both hilarious and painful to watch. Pressing a number to draw that many cards while hovering over a deck is just so much QoL in and of itself that I can't believe NONE of them have learned yet, it's honestly impressive.
@dynamo8846
@dynamo8846 9 ай бұрын
@@firekirby123tbh never learnt any controls and never bothered to look at the keybinds, I only play TTSim when this stuff happens
@shadowsovereign4948
@shadowsovereign4948 9 ай бұрын
I swear to God I was listening to this in the background while I was powerwashing 40K vehicles and I thought you were playing Yu-gi-oh for a minute there. "Discard 2, activate shields, XYZ summon Exodia the Forbidden African Campaign." You even had cards with immunities to other card effects!
@lorewhore4195
@lorewhore4195 9 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone enjoyed the warhammer dlc… wish I got to clean some tau or chaos vehicles, or a lot at all :(
@brookiecookie472
@brookiecookie472 9 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I'm doing
@bruceloh7926
@bruceloh7926 9 ай бұрын
Everyone ganster till someone plays towers and becomes unaffected by all draw cards.
@twobrosgamers8426
@twobrosgamers8426 9 ай бұрын
And then Dyno activates Jackpot 7 for the win.
@connorkerrigan3582
@connorkerrigan3582 9 ай бұрын
That's alot of vehicles
@jan_harald
@jan_harald 9 ай бұрын
you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol
@jorbus1581
@jorbus1581 9 ай бұрын
*when it comes out. But for real, this absolutely. Chemicards is shaping up to be an incomparable experience.
@rodijanssen8836
@rodijanssen8836 9 ай бұрын
​@@jorbus1581 it is going to be on table top isn't it
@nothelpful0107
@nothelpful0107 9 ай бұрын
@@rodijanssen8836 he said it probably would
@CasperTheRestless
@CasperTheRestless 9 ай бұрын
​@@rodijanssen8836 he also said that it was going to be ported to TTS eventually
@Murdock1260
@Murdock1260 9 ай бұрын
I did really think it was that, I really hope he does!
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 9 ай бұрын
Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic
@dexterity494
@dexterity494 9 ай бұрын
God damn it. I'm only 8 minutes into the video and I've already had it spoiled for me by the comments
@julianlaresch6266
@julianlaresch6266 9 ай бұрын
​@@dexterity494 rule 1 of youtube don't check the comments until you are done the video
@omegaentertainment01
@omegaentertainment01 9 ай бұрын
The funny thing is? No, he didn't. They mixed up the effects of the coin flip, at the end. He got heads...so he should've _drawn_ seven cards, not _discarded_ them. Their mix-up made Dyno get a _cheated win._ (Edit: Nevermind, I am fucking blind. I blame watching their complete insanity for an hour, lmao)
@dydlus
@dydlus 9 ай бұрын
@@omegaentertainment01 The funny thing is? 56:56 You can't read.
@omegaentertainment01
@omegaentertainment01 9 ай бұрын
@@dydlus yeah, yeah, I noticed and edited my comment accordingly, no need to be a dick about it.
@christianottley8542
@christianottley8542 9 ай бұрын
the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story
@juldris4180
@juldris4180 9 ай бұрын
I always thought that's how you supposed to draw when you had nothing until now ;-;
@ThePizzabrothersGaming
@ThePizzabrothersGaming 9 ай бұрын
​@@juldris4180got gaslit by the Ubisoft version which is shit
@juldris4180
@juldris4180 9 ай бұрын
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming ubisoft what? It's how I was taught to play irl UNO
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 7 ай бұрын
​@@juldris4180 Not playing like that is a sign of cowardice.
@christianottley8542
@christianottley8542 7 ай бұрын
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Well i am a coward then, but how much time have you wasted being brave.
@KaiserTwo
@KaiserTwo 9 ай бұрын
10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-
@KaiserTwo
@KaiserTwo 9 ай бұрын
At 478 hours you feel your mind breaking under the pressure. The voices- oh the voices. Rommel-! Not now! *I must tonk.*
@lilylohmann614
@lilylohmann614 7 ай бұрын
Checking in 2 months after you made this comment just to find out if you ever finished the game
@MelancholicSeraph
@MelancholicSeraph 6 ай бұрын
@@lilylohmann614 I believe they've died.
@lilylohmann614
@lilylohmann614 6 ай бұрын
@@MelancholicSeraph you might be right
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 5 ай бұрын
​@@lilylohmann614Unfortunately, death does not release them and theyre still playing in hell.
@HyruleHeroHan
@HyruleHeroHan 9 ай бұрын
Thing is, this version of UNO isn’t nearly as chaotic as what what’s called the ‘UNO Amalgam’ will eventually become.
@BadringerGronger
@BadringerGronger 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I thought this would be an Uno Amalgam.
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
I love me some Uno Infinite, but Chemicards will be a different experience. :)
@favgameisundertale1912
@favgameisundertale1912 9 ай бұрын
​@@MassacresMansionYOOOO IT'S HIM!!!
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
@@favgameisundertale1912 It’s me!
@BoiGamer124
@BoiGamer124 9 ай бұрын
@@MassacresMansion YOO IT'S MR. MASSACRE!!
@EricGamer87365
@EricGamer87365 9 ай бұрын
Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.
@jackwastakenx2
@jackwastakenx2 9 ай бұрын
And eventually there’ll be the uno amalgam (aka chemicards)
@Nos1maj
@Nos1maj 9 ай бұрын
​@@jackwastakenx2I am excited for the day Valefisk gets chemicards when it comes out
@AdminAbuse
@AdminAbuse 9 ай бұрын
Than
@_JamPiece_
@_JamPiece_ 9 ай бұрын
you mean more tame?
@squiddler7731
@squiddler7731 9 ай бұрын
It has a mercy rule where you instantly lose and drop out of the game once you go over 25 cards, so it's immediately less evil than this
@Ninjahunter22
@Ninjahunter22 9 ай бұрын
nothing better than losing friendships to the family friendly game of uno
@pyrotf2198
@pyrotf2198 9 ай бұрын
What about monopoly?
@spiceboy9691
@spiceboy9691 9 ай бұрын
Holy shit is that THE ninjahunter??
@sethwead6359
@sethwead6359 9 ай бұрын
wait, that exists?
@naboost9485
@naboost9485 9 ай бұрын
Imagine legitimately losing a friend over a game of uno
@VasiliyOgniov
@VasiliyOgniov 9 ай бұрын
​@@pyrotf2198funnily enough, rage-inducing gameplay for Monopoly is not a bug, but a feature
@RevolverBosselot
@RevolverBosselot 9 ай бұрын
Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good
@varung-x8e
@varung-x8e 9 ай бұрын
8:59 "infinity does not imply a quick game" "it does! it does" *59 minute long video*
@pietertje1176
@pietertje1176 9 ай бұрын
It’s not even a hour long
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 8 ай бұрын
@@pietertje1176 49:26 mhm
@pietertje1176
@pietertje1176 8 ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 the video
@andrew_wow6892
@andrew_wow6892 9 ай бұрын
Vale playing singleplayer: a wacky way to play a generally normal game Vale with "friends": "The poopy councill has decided your fate"
@MrSinjoy
@MrSinjoy 9 ай бұрын
Vale's friends aka hostages.
@dynamo8846
@dynamo8846 9 ай бұрын
"Have fun or draw 17" me:
@Ghiaman1334
@Ghiaman1334 9 ай бұрын
Ah, you chose both XD
@battleblaster4203
@battleblaster4203 9 ай бұрын
Did you get "that one card" crom that +17?
@danielmauriciovelazquez4257
@danielmauriciovelazquez4257 9 ай бұрын
congrats on winning
@burnin8able
@burnin8able 9 ай бұрын
"ROLL A D8!" -rolls a 12 the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.
@Cat_Sandwiches
@Cat_Sandwiches 9 ай бұрын
fun fact: the d12 is actually labelled as a d8 by mistake, which is why that happened
@burnin8able
@burnin8able 9 ай бұрын
@@Cat_Sandwiches sure, but also the fact that nobody else thought anything was strange about rolling a 12 on a d8 was amazing.
@irohn
@irohn 9 ай бұрын
​@@burnin8abletoo much brainrot from playing the game lmao
@lavaknight3682
@lavaknight3682 8 ай бұрын
I’m very sorry to be that person, but timestamp?
@spysoldierscout4562
@spysoldierscout4562 8 ай бұрын
@@lavaknight3682 54:58
@supernicktendo64
@supernicktendo64 9 ай бұрын
I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 9 ай бұрын
42:49 Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best
@Arxtxc
@Arxtxc 9 ай бұрын
Relisitening to that did make me realize he was actually saying fuck rather than the playful banter he does
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 9 ай бұрын
​@@Arxtxc I think even Vale stops having fun eventually, lmao.
@Arxtxc
@Arxtxc 9 ай бұрын
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Agreed, even the puppeteer can fall victim to his own manipulation
@50_Foot_Punch
@50_Foot_Punch 9 ай бұрын
Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 9 ай бұрын
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@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 9 ай бұрын
So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced. This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.
@Hoothouse
@Hoothouse 9 ай бұрын
Yeah there isn't a flip mechanic from UNO Flip!
@honque21
@honque21 9 ай бұрын
I was just gonna say they should play uno amalgam when it's finished
@DS-tv2fi
@DS-tv2fi 9 ай бұрын
Do you know which KZbinr? Because I’d be interested in checking that out.
@dat_fast_boi
@dat_fast_boi 9 ай бұрын
​@@DS-tv2fi Channel name is Massacre's Mansion; looking up "uno amalgam" also works
@realcloverchan
@realcloverchan 9 ай бұрын
@@DS-tv2fi He's called Massacre's Mansion over here on KZbin, which is in reference to another card game he's working on called Massacards, really cool guy
@snorp5974
@snorp5974 9 ай бұрын
Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno
@tomby_
@tomby_ 8 ай бұрын
I A.M. IN PAIN
@W1ndTurbine
@W1ndTurbine 6 ай бұрын
3:43 Fun fact, the Library of Congress does have memes in it. It's part of a greater movement and work to better capture internet culture, and they use things like the Wayback Machine to look through Meme Generator and GIPHY to gather nemes
@jmfindorff
@jmfindorff 8 ай бұрын
42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 6 ай бұрын
Followed by what sounds like legit rage from Vale.
@username5155
@username5155 9 ай бұрын
Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
Couldn't have said it better myself. XD
@noahsmethers9339
@noahsmethers9339 9 ай бұрын
The way you phrase it makes it sound like chemicards is going to be officially licensed by Mattel. Only in our dreams🐟
@ArosianStagg
@ArosianStagg 9 ай бұрын
Cross over team up???@@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
@@ArosianStagg if Vale is willing. 😂
@BobMcBobJr
@BobMcBobJr 8 ай бұрын
Plays with both infinity and amalgam decks shuffled together.
@kevincronk7981
@kevincronk7981 9 ай бұрын
I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.
@yocks5482
@yocks5482 9 ай бұрын
have a secret box on the side of the table like from insane catan that is only opened 'when someone "wins"' so they all speculate what's inside... and it just has a medal inside saying 'good job :)'
@thethingcalledlisa
@thethingcalledlisa 9 ай бұрын
@@yocks5482 the "good job" should be handwritten by a three year old
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 8 ай бұрын
​@@yocks5482 And then Vale emails them an actual $20 VBucks gift card
@atoucangirl
@atoucangirl 7 ай бұрын
@@thethingcalledlisa so by Vale :)
@Solll0
@Solll0 9 ай бұрын
Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞
@Dr_mafario
@Dr_mafario 9 ай бұрын
You sure did... but was it worth having it is the real question
@Sillyguyatalltimes
@Sillyguyatalltimes 8 ай бұрын
Wait y the one that made it orrrrrrr tbh it confused me
@koelkastkkn
@koelkastkkn 7 ай бұрын
The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!
@NoName-xv5nn
@NoName-xv5nn 9 ай бұрын
3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat
@M0123-j6i
@M0123-j6i 9 ай бұрын
Holy shit this whole time I thought Maivi ate an ACTUAL drumstick, I was so confused
@N0pe98
@N0pe98 9 ай бұрын
same
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish 9 ай бұрын
First thing I thought of was a chicken drumstick, and for a moment I was like "Damn did she gnaw on the bone like a dog?!"
@deadpan2866
@deadpan2866 9 ай бұрын
growing up british is eating drumstick sweets like they are prawn crackers, adulthood and knowing your childhood is dead is when you bite into one and feel disgust, pain, shame and the sense that you wasted 50p
@Tom-oj7si
@Tom-oj7si 9 ай бұрын
Drumsticks are fookin delicious 🤤
@cuddlykhan
@cuddlykhan 9 ай бұрын
As an Australian i thought she was eating in icecream
@caseyhamm4292
@caseyhamm4292 9 ай бұрын
lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me
@rileykurtz1803
@rileykurtz1803 9 ай бұрын
After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it
@AdminAbuse
@AdminAbuse 9 ай бұрын
Earned
@rileykurtz1803
@rileykurtz1803 9 ай бұрын
@@AdminAbuse yeah you're right
@roowco1
@roowco1 9 ай бұрын
you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.
@SpikeTheLucario
@SpikeTheLucario 9 ай бұрын
When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish 9 ай бұрын
I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"
@skeepodoop5197
@skeepodoop5197 9 ай бұрын
You should play Massacard's Mansion's Uno Amalgam when it comes out. (It combines every official version of UNO.)
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
I like this idea. XD
@i3u3_xddd
@i3u3_xddd 9 ай бұрын
Can you believe it guys? The Campaign for North Africa! Just a week away!
@beatthegreat7020
@beatthegreat7020 9 ай бұрын
He said CNA, not Campaign for North Africa. I assure you he's talking about another game to fuck with us.
@TheEthizle
@TheEthizle 9 ай бұрын
​​@beatthegreat7020 (C)rypt 2: (N)ightmares (A)mong us He's teasing the release of crypt 2 guys! Just a week away
@Ed-1749
@Ed-1749 9 ай бұрын
Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.
@YouTube
@YouTube 9 ай бұрын
didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are
@ijuantm
@ijuantm 9 ай бұрын
🤡
@ShadowOfThePit
@ShadowOfThePit 9 ай бұрын
huh
@deejorno
@deejorno 9 ай бұрын
hey youtube, really cool about all those changes not a single person continues to care about. i'm sure the extra ads you continue to monopolize over this and other videos will pay for your light bill
@ivgorm9365
@ivgorm9365 9 ай бұрын
⁉⁉⁉⁉
@TheLemonyOne
@TheLemonyOne 9 ай бұрын
youtube is here, what. Also bring back downvotes please.
@gear8552
@gear8552 9 ай бұрын
Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.
@aspl5717
@aspl5717 9 ай бұрын
51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)
@leosorghum6867
@leosorghum6867 9 ай бұрын
Even with that he still draws a 2 and doesn't play it
@0netwoguy54
@0netwoguy54 7 ай бұрын
When you’re that lot on sanity, that’s bound to happen
@noahsmethers9339
@noahsmethers9339 9 ай бұрын
For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 9 ай бұрын
Question: is Saul Goodman one of the gods?
@noahsmethers9339
@noahsmethers9339 9 ай бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901No. You can buy his insurance for 650 dollars in the shop
@jackwastakenx2
@jackwastakenx2 9 ай бұрын
You are not massacre’s mansion. (Go check out the uno amalgam)
@nickname-1416
@nickname-1416 9 ай бұрын
Femboy fishing?
@watermelon2109
@watermelon2109 9 ай бұрын
when will release? I have friends i must torment
@donovanchau3483
@donovanchau3483 9 ай бұрын
“Grey-hey-hey?” “That’s what they teached me” Along with “moldy grapes” made my day
@ScFirestorM
@ScFirestorM 9 ай бұрын
North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale
@Operator_Stal
@Operator_Stal 9 ай бұрын
I honestly can't tell if it's a joke these days or if they're actually playing it I'm really curious if we'll ever get it
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 8 ай бұрын
​​@@Operator_Stal A youtube commenter said they had heard there was a genuine game going on but the footage corrupted/was lost? On one hand, that would give me a mental breakdown since CFNA is 1500 hours long and who knows how far in they were, but on the other... *chefs kiss* Vale got his karma. 😂
@pegasus_2137
@pegasus_2137 9 ай бұрын
Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas 9 ай бұрын
You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 9 ай бұрын
@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D
@BBBence1111
@BBBence1111 9 ай бұрын
We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.
@Necro-the-Pyro
@Necro-the-Pyro 9 ай бұрын
Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.
@megablaziken8572
@megablaziken8572 9 ай бұрын
Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.
@Karl_der_Genosse
@Karl_der_Genosse 9 ай бұрын
Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.
@sonicdevil
@sonicdevil 9 ай бұрын
The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this. Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖
@hauntedsunsets
@hauntedsunsets 9 ай бұрын
dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order
@ianalex9062
@ianalex9062 9 ай бұрын
I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.
@MiraPacku
@MiraPacku 9 ай бұрын
5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."
@estoericaferret
@estoericaferret 9 ай бұрын
...parlance?
@BobMcBobJr
@BobMcBobJr 8 ай бұрын
Sorry, I'm too busy to help you with your goal. I spend most of my time managing democracy.
@cooper5602
@cooper5602 9 ай бұрын
Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.
@DrixPunk
@DrixPunk 9 ай бұрын
"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx
@creepyfishman6858
@creepyfishman6858 9 ай бұрын
I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones
@fisrtnamelastname3083
@fisrtnamelastname3083 9 ай бұрын
Someone's making an official version of that
@creepyfishman6858
@creepyfishman6858 9 ай бұрын
@@fisrtnamelastname3083 I know i literally just found his channel a couple hours ago its so cool
@DarthRayj
@DarthRayj 2 ай бұрын
This reminds me a lot of the time my friend group combined like 6 different versions of Uno, some of them including automated card-shooters or light-up button contraptions, and just kind of forced it to work together. It was hilarious, I won one of the two games of it people agreed to play before realizing the rules were an absolute disaster, and we all learned that we didn't know how any of the novelty Uno variants actually worked.
@warrenpeace0
@warrenpeace0 9 ай бұрын
I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"
@0TTERROCK
@0TTERROCK 9 ай бұрын
51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao
@MJL_
@MJL_ 9 ай бұрын
So when can we expect a rematch in Uno Amalgam?
@AcousticJammTheGamer
@AcousticJammTheGamer 9 ай бұрын
I mean, Chemicards isn't out yet
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
Hopefully when I finish it. :)
@jessicalindo7977
@jessicalindo7977 9 ай бұрын
The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)
@Creative_YT
@Creative_YT 5 ай бұрын
hold on I forgot how this card works **phonebook makes contact with table**
@Agnt14
@Agnt14 5 ай бұрын
I love how despite the already complicated nature of this UNO, they're still stumbling early on about house rules.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 9 ай бұрын
6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.
@orangeinferno
@orangeinferno 9 ай бұрын
Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
Lol. But also play Uno Infinite! it's good!!!
@orangeinferno
@orangeinferno 9 ай бұрын
@@MassacresMansion holy shit I did not expect you to show up wow.
@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion 9 ай бұрын
@@orangeinferno How could I not watch the newest Valefisk video? 😂
@-rlmn
@-rlmn 9 ай бұрын
​@@orangeinfernohe's everywhere, look under your fridge and you'll find him
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 9 ай бұрын
Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!
@tossboy2643
@tossboy2643 9 ай бұрын
Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing
@FransLebin
@FransLebin 9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though
@linktheheroofhyrule2498
@linktheheroofhyrule2498 9 ай бұрын
10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here
@NocturnalTyphlosion
@NocturnalTyphlosion 7 ай бұрын
quick game?
@feightictac
@feightictac 9 ай бұрын
I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.
@AmbientAgony
@AmbientAgony 9 ай бұрын
Dyno deserved to win. He dug his way all the way up from the trenches
@westonmarks925
@westonmarks925 9 ай бұрын
“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.
@SprinklesDay
@SprinklesDay 9 ай бұрын
11:00 About here is when they start playing
@ZACKandATTACK
@ZACKandATTACK 9 ай бұрын
The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.
@winter3960
@winter3960 2 ай бұрын
Here 7 months later and Campaign of North Africa is still next weekend.
@DarkBandit141
@DarkBandit141 3 ай бұрын
Not only did it take 10 minutes for them to actually start playing, nor the fact that this is a new version that they dont know how to play to begin with, but they dont even know how to play uno itself and spend the rest of the video arguing over even the basic of rules 😭 Definitely subbing, this is great
@mr.duck1246
@mr.duck1246 9 ай бұрын
There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry
@corvora0
@corvora0 9 ай бұрын
Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂
@onetrickgirl
@onetrickgirl 9 ай бұрын
Ah, the classic valefisk genre of "this, but way too much of it"
@headcrab4
@headcrab4 9 ай бұрын
19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!
@Evelaraevia
@Evelaraevia 5 ай бұрын
My family played uno recently for gatherings and the arguing over the rules mid game is how we play every time. We have to look at the rules every. Single. Time.
@Gearshift__
@Gearshift__ 9 ай бұрын
10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.
@ADudeWithAChannel
@ADudeWithAChannel 5 ай бұрын
Oh boy, when Chemicards makes it into tabletop sim...
@zapadap1328
@zapadap1328 9 ай бұрын
I have some hyperspecific beef with Rob Gronkowski. My dog's name is Kronk, and whenever people don't know Emperor's New Groove, they always say "Gronk? Like the football player?"
@samuelhayes5198
@samuelhayes5198 5 ай бұрын
0:45 "Valefisk has dyscalculia? CONFIRMED!?!"
@samuelhayes5198
@samuelhayes5198 5 ай бұрын
Btw thats basically dyslexia but for numbers
@eieminia
@eieminia 9 ай бұрын
weak numbers. Try 128 color uno and then we'll talk. (I spent an entire 3 weeks working on 128 color UNO and there is maybe 5000+ cards)
@AnAverageArceus
@AnAverageArceus 9 ай бұрын
Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing
@Luzgar
@Luzgar 9 ай бұрын
First card played 10:55
@RetrobowlGuy_Idk
@RetrobowlGuy_Idk 3 ай бұрын
t h a n k s
@dawnbeckett9179
@dawnbeckett9179 13 күн бұрын
Thank God, 11 minutes of no gameplay is absolutely crazy
@Ririxpj
@Ririxpj 3 ай бұрын
"A game I would never in a thousand years touch." Mod it! Let there be chaos! >:3
@dondehuisman-jn1vi
@dondehuisman-jn1vi 3 ай бұрын
love how it takes 11 minutes too actually start. amazing friends and funny enough that they dont even need the premises of the video too be entertaining
@kerbalnaut_dirk-strider7267
@kerbalnaut_dirk-strider7267 9 ай бұрын
“Again?” Said about campaign for North Africa, Methinks y’all have played it before…
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