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@L1K34PR09 ай бұрын
I'm gonna show up to your house and steal your displates vale :)
@redstone599 ай бұрын
you spelt "automatically" wrong vale, hope this helps!
@naplockblubba53699 ай бұрын
You HAVE to cover Chemicards when it comes out on Tabletop Simulator, it's like this but probably even more insane
@teaflavouredcoffee839 ай бұрын
Balls
@Tatteredapollo99 ай бұрын
I Have 5 Behind Me
@EPSYLNN9 ай бұрын
Pick up 562 cards OR Campaign For North Africa
@lordcabbage49319 ай бұрын
Either way by the end of your turn you will calling your family to say you are still alive
@Dill_Dude92119 ай бұрын
nah what happend to #vale2020 and #getthemanout
@LuneDeCuivre9 ай бұрын
I've been trying to make a Campaign for North Africa game. It'll take a while but I'm sure valefisk would be interested
@zdelrod8299 ай бұрын
@LuneDeCuivre A single turn for 5 players can take an entire week in the beginning. If you were to play non-stop without sleep for the duration of the game, while eating enough food and drinking enough water, you would break the Guiness World Record for longest time spent awake consecutively (and likely DESTROY your body's metaphorical sleep clock)
@sozius09 ай бұрын
You know it honestly surprises me there is no Campaign for North Africa video on this channel.
@LynxHylix9 ай бұрын
Let us know if you want to see a full play-through of Gamerland
@CatsMeow_9 ай бұрын
We'll be waiting
@N0pe989 ай бұрын
oh, definitely we've waited years for CNA. What's a few more for a stupid homemade Vale board game ripoff.
@thekhoifish01469 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Lynx!
@aidanfarnan46839 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@HowDolDeleteAChannel9 ай бұрын
Yes, just yes
@LeoYoshi543219 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.
@RepChris9 ай бұрын
If youre playing with the "right" house rules, you never have to stop playing!
@dacianatrif4909 ай бұрын
7-0, jump in, stackable, and whatever this mess of a deck was XD @@RepChris
@justanordinarysquirrel85689 ай бұрын
You forgot about the part where you argue about whos turn it is if you're playing with 3+ people.
@TheRedKipp9 ай бұрын
@@dacianatrif490can’t forget draw until play
@Special33759 ай бұрын
And 100% reason to remember the name
@goatcat27379 ай бұрын
The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing
@miserablepumpkin94539 ай бұрын
Correct! The rules are malleable like reality
@Tanystropheus108 ай бұрын
@@miserablepumpkin9453unlike*
@theapexsurvivor95387 ай бұрын
Uno Mao
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas6 ай бұрын
@@theapexsurvivor9538 I love how everyone agrees that Mao was made by some pathetic narcissist to gaslight other players into thinking they're good at something
@calvindang72916 ай бұрын
Whenever I play Uno I ask people about the ruleset.
@DukeOnkled9 ай бұрын
The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.
@MrDalek21509 ай бұрын
I play by that rule, and once me, my mom, my brother, and a friend ended up playing for like an hour because my brother and the friend were each holding like half the cards in the deck by about 15 minutes in.
@Shantastickle9 ай бұрын
@@MrDalek2150🤣 such a diabolical game. Love that everyone played it out though. We also play by that rule.
@prototypex82179 ай бұрын
I only play that rule digitally as holding so many cards physically hurts my fingers Plus I like to draw as many as I'm supposed to without looking But digitally it's the best rule you can have
@ThePizzabrothersGaming9 ай бұрын
@@prototypex8217as long as the digital deck isn't endless it's not too bad. but in Ubisoft uno the deck is infinite, so you draw far more than you're supposed to
@prototypex82179 ай бұрын
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming how does the deck size change how much you draw. Aside from cards that are already in other people's hands, it functionally does the same thing. Hell half the time I only draw 2 it's just funnier when I draw 13
@bishop_breloom9 ай бұрын
Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session
@alexantone55329 ай бұрын
200 hour supercut
@jdr2939 ай бұрын
if they play for 12h every day they can get the game done in only four months!
@emile_jeanne9 ай бұрын
10 hours is lowballing by way too much
@ariesdemiurge9 ай бұрын
Yeah that brief flash of the CNA board didn't help
@moestuph88179 ай бұрын
You're off by a factor of 120 or 160. If they play monthly it will take at a decade.
@ivgorm93659 ай бұрын
maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of
@banann_ducc9 ай бұрын
How is she not in serious pain????
@rhysofsneezingdragon17589 ай бұрын
@@banann_duccas someone who's broken a tooth, it's only mild throbbing unless you accidentally touch the exposed nerve. That's gonna put you on the floor.
@banann_ducc9 ай бұрын
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 physically cringing at the thought of that
@rhysofsneezingdragon17589 ай бұрын
@@banann_ducc yeah, if you break a tooth, make a dentist appointment ASAP.
@patrickhector9 ай бұрын
@@banann_duccI think they were saying something about dentures? Totally possible it was an artificial tooth she broke
@jazzycatty9 ай бұрын
Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it
@Maker08249 ай бұрын
agreed
@aidanpowney9409 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ryann99 ай бұрын
Valefisk is legally, morally, ethically, technically, psychologically, hypothetically, theoretically, and politically obligated to play Uno amalgam (or chemicards) when it comes out
@Rabcup9 ай бұрын
Please Also it’s called Chemicards now
@moresnqp9 ай бұрын
i concur
@vsptylore36399 ай бұрын
The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk
@loop18537 ай бұрын
"Oh come on, I've been a good boy~" - Lynx
@SPG697 ай бұрын
What the fuck did I just read?
@andrewworlton56016 ай бұрын
Excuse me, the WHAT?
@twotruckslyrics5 ай бұрын
WHYD I READ THAT
@DaniParre4 ай бұрын
32:58
@tyhrikh9 ай бұрын
The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).
@firekirby1239 ай бұрын
As someone who plays TTS on the regular, it's both hilarious and painful to watch. Pressing a number to draw that many cards while hovering over a deck is just so much QoL in and of itself that I can't believe NONE of them have learned yet, it's honestly impressive.
@dynamo88469 ай бұрын
@@firekirby123tbh never learnt any controls and never bothered to look at the keybinds, I only play TTSim when this stuff happens
@shadowsovereign49489 ай бұрын
I swear to God I was listening to this in the background while I was powerwashing 40K vehicles and I thought you were playing Yu-gi-oh for a minute there. "Discard 2, activate shields, XYZ summon Exodia the Forbidden African Campaign." You even had cards with immunities to other card effects!
@lorewhore41959 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone enjoyed the warhammer dlc… wish I got to clean some tau or chaos vehicles, or a lot at all :(
@brookiecookie4729 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I'm doing
@bruceloh79269 ай бұрын
Everyone ganster till someone plays towers and becomes unaffected by all draw cards.
@twobrosgamers84269 ай бұрын
And then Dyno activates Jackpot 7 for the win.
@connorkerrigan35829 ай бұрын
That's alot of vehicles
@jan_harald9 ай бұрын
you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol
@jorbus15819 ай бұрын
*when it comes out. But for real, this absolutely. Chemicards is shaping up to be an incomparable experience.
@rodijanssen88369 ай бұрын
@@jorbus1581 it is going to be on table top isn't it
@nothelpful01079 ай бұрын
@@rodijanssen8836 he said it probably would
@CasperTheRestless9 ай бұрын
@@rodijanssen8836 he also said that it was going to be ported to TTS eventually
@Murdock12609 ай бұрын
I did really think it was that, I really hope he does!
@MoonPatch9 ай бұрын
Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic
@dexterity4949 ай бұрын
God damn it. I'm only 8 minutes into the video and I've already had it spoiled for me by the comments
@julianlaresch62669 ай бұрын
@@dexterity494 rule 1 of youtube don't check the comments until you are done the video
@omegaentertainment019 ай бұрын
The funny thing is? No, he didn't. They mixed up the effects of the coin flip, at the end. He got heads...so he should've _drawn_ seven cards, not _discarded_ them. Their mix-up made Dyno get a _cheated win._ (Edit: Nevermind, I am fucking blind. I blame watching their complete insanity for an hour, lmao)
@dydlus9 ай бұрын
@@omegaentertainment01 The funny thing is? 56:56 You can't read.
@omegaentertainment019 ай бұрын
@@dydlus yeah, yeah, I noticed and edited my comment accordingly, no need to be a dick about it.
@christianottley85429 ай бұрын
the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story
@juldris41809 ай бұрын
I always thought that's how you supposed to draw when you had nothing until now ;-;
@ThePizzabrothersGaming9 ай бұрын
@@juldris4180got gaslit by the Ubisoft version which is shit
@juldris41809 ай бұрын
@@ThePizzabrothersGaming ubisoft what? It's how I was taught to play irl UNO
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5637 ай бұрын
@@juldris4180 Not playing like that is a sign of cowardice.
@christianottley85427 ай бұрын
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Well i am a coward then, but how much time have you wasted being brave.
@KaiserTwo9 ай бұрын
10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-
@KaiserTwo9 ай бұрын
At 478 hours you feel your mind breaking under the pressure. The voices- oh the voices. Rommel-! Not now! *I must tonk.*
@lilylohmann6147 ай бұрын
Checking in 2 months after you made this comment just to find out if you ever finished the game
@MelancholicSeraph6 ай бұрын
@@lilylohmann614 I believe they've died.
@lilylohmann6146 ай бұрын
@@MelancholicSeraph you might be right
@sugoistalin78095 ай бұрын
@@lilylohmann614Unfortunately, death does not release them and theyre still playing in hell.
@HyruleHeroHan9 ай бұрын
Thing is, this version of UNO isn’t nearly as chaotic as what what’s called the ‘UNO Amalgam’ will eventually become.
@BadringerGronger9 ай бұрын
Yeah I thought this would be an Uno Amalgam.
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
I love me some Uno Infinite, but Chemicards will be a different experience. :)
@favgameisundertale19129 ай бұрын
@@MassacresMansionYOOOO IT'S HIM!!!
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
@@favgameisundertale1912 It’s me!
@BoiGamer1249 ай бұрын
@@MassacresMansion YOO IT'S MR. MASSACRE!!
@EricGamer873659 ай бұрын
Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.
@jackwastakenx29 ай бұрын
And eventually there’ll be the uno amalgam (aka chemicards)
@Nos1maj9 ай бұрын
@@jackwastakenx2I am excited for the day Valefisk gets chemicards when it comes out
@AdminAbuse9 ай бұрын
Than
@_JamPiece_9 ай бұрын
you mean more tame?
@squiddler77319 ай бұрын
It has a mercy rule where you instantly lose and drop out of the game once you go over 25 cards, so it's immediately less evil than this
@Ninjahunter229 ай бұрын
nothing better than losing friendships to the family friendly game of uno
@pyrotf21989 ай бұрын
What about monopoly?
@spiceboy96919 ай бұрын
Holy shit is that THE ninjahunter??
@sethwead63599 ай бұрын
wait, that exists?
@naboost94859 ай бұрын
Imagine legitimately losing a friend over a game of uno
@VasiliyOgniov9 ай бұрын
@@pyrotf2198funnily enough, rage-inducing gameplay for Monopoly is not a bug, but a feature
@RevolverBosselot9 ай бұрын
Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good
@varung-x8e9 ай бұрын
8:59 "infinity does not imply a quick game" "it does! it does" *59 minute long video*
@pietertje11769 ай бұрын
It’s not even a hour long
@thatoneguy95828 ай бұрын
@@pietertje1176 49:26 mhm
@pietertje11768 ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 the video
@andrew_wow68929 ай бұрын
Vale playing singleplayer: a wacky way to play a generally normal game Vale with "friends": "The poopy councill has decided your fate"
@MrSinjoy9 ай бұрын
Vale's friends aka hostages.
@dynamo88469 ай бұрын
"Have fun or draw 17" me:
@Ghiaman13349 ай бұрын
Ah, you chose both XD
@battleblaster42039 ай бұрын
Did you get "that one card" crom that +17?
@danielmauriciovelazquez42579 ай бұрын
congrats on winning
@burnin8able9 ай бұрын
"ROLL A D8!" -rolls a 12 the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.
@Cat_Sandwiches9 ай бұрын
fun fact: the d12 is actually labelled as a d8 by mistake, which is why that happened
@burnin8able9 ай бұрын
@@Cat_Sandwiches sure, but also the fact that nobody else thought anything was strange about rolling a 12 on a d8 was amazing.
@irohn9 ай бұрын
@@burnin8abletoo much brainrot from playing the game lmao
@lavaknight36828 ай бұрын
I’m very sorry to be that person, but timestamp?
@spysoldierscout45628 ай бұрын
@@lavaknight3682 54:58
@supernicktendo649 ай бұрын
I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.
@rhysofsneezingdragon17589 ай бұрын
42:49 Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best
@Arxtxc9 ай бұрын
Relisitening to that did make me realize he was actually saying fuck rather than the playful banter he does
@rhysofsneezingdragon17589 ай бұрын
@@Arxtxc I think even Vale stops having fun eventually, lmao.
@Arxtxc9 ай бұрын
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Agreed, even the puppeteer can fall victim to his own manipulation
@50_Foot_Punch9 ай бұрын
Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.
So there is a youtuber who is making his own unique Uno card game where he is taking at least one mechanic from every single UNO game ever produced. This appears to be a simplified/incomplete version of that.
@Hoothouse9 ай бұрын
Yeah there isn't a flip mechanic from UNO Flip!
@honque219 ай бұрын
I was just gonna say they should play uno amalgam when it's finished
@DS-tv2fi9 ай бұрын
Do you know which KZbinr? Because I’d be interested in checking that out.
@dat_fast_boi9 ай бұрын
@@DS-tv2fi Channel name is Massacre's Mansion; looking up "uno amalgam" also works
@realcloverchan9 ай бұрын
@@DS-tv2fi He's called Massacre's Mansion over here on KZbin, which is in reference to another card game he's working on called Massacards, really cool guy
@snorp59749 ай бұрын
Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno
@tomby_8 ай бұрын
I A.M. IN PAIN
@W1ndTurbine6 ай бұрын
3:43 Fun fact, the Library of Congress does have memes in it. It's part of a greater movement and work to better capture internet culture, and they use things like the Wayback Machine to look through Meme Generator and GIPHY to gather nemes
@jmfindorff8 ай бұрын
42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao
@rhysofsneezingdragon17586 ай бұрын
Followed by what sounds like legit rage from Vale.
@username51559 ай бұрын
Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
Couldn't have said it better myself. XD
@noahsmethers93399 ай бұрын
The way you phrase it makes it sound like chemicards is going to be officially licensed by Mattel. Only in our dreams🐟
@ArosianStagg9 ай бұрын
Cross over team up???@@MassacresMansion
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
@@ArosianStagg if Vale is willing. 😂
@BobMcBobJr8 ай бұрын
Plays with both infinity and amalgam decks shuffled together.
@kevincronk79819 ай бұрын
I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.
@yocks54829 ай бұрын
have a secret box on the side of the table like from insane catan that is only opened 'when someone "wins"' so they all speculate what's inside... and it just has a medal inside saying 'good job :)'
@thethingcalledlisa9 ай бұрын
@@yocks5482 the "good job" should be handwritten by a three year old
@PointsofData8 ай бұрын
@@yocks5482 And then Vale emails them an actual $20 VBucks gift card
@atoucangirl7 ай бұрын
@@thethingcalledlisa so by Vale :)
@Solll09 ай бұрын
Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞
@Dr_mafario9 ай бұрын
You sure did... but was it worth having it is the real question
@Sillyguyatalltimes8 ай бұрын
Wait y the one that made it orrrrrrr tbh it confused me
@koelkastkkn7 ай бұрын
The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!
@NoName-xv5nn9 ай бұрын
3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat
@M0123-j6i9 ай бұрын
Holy shit this whole time I thought Maivi ate an ACTUAL drumstick, I was so confused
@N0pe989 ай бұрын
same
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish9 ай бұрын
First thing I thought of was a chicken drumstick, and for a moment I was like "Damn did she gnaw on the bone like a dog?!"
@deadpan28669 ай бұрын
growing up british is eating drumstick sweets like they are prawn crackers, adulthood and knowing your childhood is dead is when you bite into one and feel disgust, pain, shame and the sense that you wasted 50p
@Tom-oj7si9 ай бұрын
Drumsticks are fookin delicious 🤤
@cuddlykhan9 ай бұрын
As an Australian i thought she was eating in icecream
@caseyhamm42929 ай бұрын
lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me
@rileykurtz18039 ай бұрын
After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it
@AdminAbuse9 ай бұрын
Earned
@rileykurtz18039 ай бұрын
@@AdminAbuse yeah you're right
@roowco19 ай бұрын
you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.
@SpikeTheLucario9 ай бұрын
When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish9 ай бұрын
I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"
@skeepodoop51979 ай бұрын
You should play Massacard's Mansion's Uno Amalgam when it comes out. (It combines every official version of UNO.)
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
I like this idea. XD
@i3u3_xddd9 ай бұрын
Can you believe it guys? The Campaign for North Africa! Just a week away!
@beatthegreat70209 ай бұрын
He said CNA, not Campaign for North Africa. I assure you he's talking about another game to fuck with us.
@TheEthizle9 ай бұрын
@beatthegreat7020 (C)rypt 2: (N)ightmares (A)mong us He's teasing the release of crypt 2 guys! Just a week away
@Ed-17499 ай бұрын
Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.
@YouTube9 ай бұрын
didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are
@ijuantm9 ай бұрын
🤡
@ShadowOfThePit9 ай бұрын
huh
@deejorno9 ай бұрын
hey youtube, really cool about all those changes not a single person continues to care about. i'm sure the extra ads you continue to monopolize over this and other videos will pay for your light bill
@ivgorm93659 ай бұрын
⁉⁉⁉⁉
@TheLemonyOne9 ай бұрын
youtube is here, what. Also bring back downvotes please.
@gear85529 ай бұрын
Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.
@aspl57179 ай бұрын
51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)
@leosorghum68679 ай бұрын
Even with that he still draws a 2 and doesn't play it
@0netwoguy547 ай бұрын
When you’re that lot on sanity, that’s bound to happen
@noahsmethers93399 ай бұрын
For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅
@koenvandamme69019 ай бұрын
Question: is Saul Goodman one of the gods?
@noahsmethers93399 ай бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901No. You can buy his insurance for 650 dollars in the shop
@jackwastakenx29 ай бұрын
You are not massacre’s mansion. (Go check out the uno amalgam)
@nickname-14169 ай бұрын
Femboy fishing?
@watermelon21099 ай бұрын
when will release? I have friends i must torment
@donovanchau34839 ай бұрын
“Grey-hey-hey?” “That’s what they teached me” Along with “moldy grapes” made my day
@ScFirestorM9 ай бұрын
North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale
@Operator_Stal9 ай бұрын
I honestly can't tell if it's a joke these days or if they're actually playing it I'm really curious if we'll ever get it
@PointsofData8 ай бұрын
@@Operator_Stal A youtube commenter said they had heard there was a genuine game going on but the footage corrupted/was lost? On one hand, that would give me a mental breakdown since CFNA is 1500 hours long and who knows how far in they were, but on the other... *chefs kiss* Vale got his karma. 😂
@pegasus_21379 ай бұрын
Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas9 ай бұрын
You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project
@jaeusa1609 ай бұрын
@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D
@BBBence11119 ай бұрын
We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.
@Necro-the-Pyro9 ай бұрын
Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.
@megablaziken85729 ай бұрын
Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.
@Karl_der_Genosse9 ай бұрын
Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.
@sonicdevil9 ай бұрын
The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this. Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖
@hauntedsunsets9 ай бұрын
dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order
@ianalex90629 ай бұрын
I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.
@MiraPacku9 ай бұрын
5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."
@estoericaferret9 ай бұрын
...parlance?
@BobMcBobJr8 ай бұрын
Sorry, I'm too busy to help you with your goal. I spend most of my time managing democracy.
@cooper56029 ай бұрын
Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.
@DrixPunk9 ай бұрын
"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx
@creepyfishman68589 ай бұрын
I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones
@fisrtnamelastname30839 ай бұрын
Someone's making an official version of that
@creepyfishman68589 ай бұрын
@@fisrtnamelastname3083 I know i literally just found his channel a couple hours ago its so cool
@DarthRayj2 ай бұрын
This reminds me a lot of the time my friend group combined like 6 different versions of Uno, some of them including automated card-shooters or light-up button contraptions, and just kind of forced it to work together. It was hilarious, I won one of the two games of it people agreed to play before realizing the rules were an absolute disaster, and we all learned that we didn't know how any of the novelty Uno variants actually worked.
@warrenpeace09 ай бұрын
I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"
@0TTERROCK9 ай бұрын
51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao
@MJL_9 ай бұрын
So when can we expect a rematch in Uno Amalgam?
@AcousticJammTheGamer9 ай бұрын
I mean, Chemicards isn't out yet
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
Hopefully when I finish it. :)
@jessicalindo79779 ай бұрын
The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)
@Creative_YT5 ай бұрын
hold on I forgot how this card works **phonebook makes contact with table**
@Agnt145 ай бұрын
I love how despite the already complicated nature of this UNO, they're still stumbling early on about house rules.
@timothymclean9 ай бұрын
6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.
@orangeinferno9 ай бұрын
Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
Lol. But also play Uno Infinite! it's good!!!
@orangeinferno9 ай бұрын
@@MassacresMansion holy shit I did not expect you to show up wow.
@MassacresMansion9 ай бұрын
@@orangeinferno How could I not watch the newest Valefisk video? 😂
@-rlmn9 ай бұрын
@@orangeinfernohe's everywhere, look under your fridge and you'll find him
@byrontheusurper65059 ай бұрын
Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!
@tossboy26439 ай бұрын
Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing
@FransLebin9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though
@linktheheroofhyrule24989 ай бұрын
10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here
@NocturnalTyphlosion7 ай бұрын
quick game?
@feightictac9 ай бұрын
I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.
@AmbientAgony9 ай бұрын
Dyno deserved to win. He dug his way all the way up from the trenches
@westonmarks9259 ай бұрын
“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.
@SprinklesDay9 ай бұрын
11:00 About here is when they start playing
@ZACKandATTACK9 ай бұрын
The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.
@winter39602 ай бұрын
Here 7 months later and Campaign of North Africa is still next weekend.
@DarkBandit1413 ай бұрын
Not only did it take 10 minutes for them to actually start playing, nor the fact that this is a new version that they dont know how to play to begin with, but they dont even know how to play uno itself and spend the rest of the video arguing over even the basic of rules 😭 Definitely subbing, this is great
@mr.duck12469 ай бұрын
There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry
@corvora09 ай бұрын
Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂
@onetrickgirl9 ай бұрын
Ah, the classic valefisk genre of "this, but way too much of it"
@headcrab49 ай бұрын
19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!
@Evelaraevia5 ай бұрын
My family played uno recently for gatherings and the arguing over the rules mid game is how we play every time. We have to look at the rules every. Single. Time.
@Gearshift__9 ай бұрын
10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.
@ADudeWithAChannel5 ай бұрын
Oh boy, when Chemicards makes it into tabletop sim...
@zapadap13289 ай бұрын
I have some hyperspecific beef with Rob Gronkowski. My dog's name is Kronk, and whenever people don't know Emperor's New Groove, they always say "Gronk? Like the football player?"
@samuelhayes51985 ай бұрын
0:45 "Valefisk has dyscalculia? CONFIRMED!?!"
@samuelhayes51985 ай бұрын
Btw thats basically dyslexia but for numbers
@eieminia9 ай бұрын
weak numbers. Try 128 color uno and then we'll talk. (I spent an entire 3 weeks working on 128 color UNO and there is maybe 5000+ cards)
@AnAverageArceus9 ай бұрын
Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing
@Luzgar9 ай бұрын
First card played 10:55
@RetrobowlGuy_Idk3 ай бұрын
t h a n k s
@dawnbeckett917913 күн бұрын
Thank God, 11 minutes of no gameplay is absolutely crazy
@Ririxpj3 ай бұрын
"A game I would never in a thousand years touch." Mod it! Let there be chaos! >:3
@dondehuisman-jn1vi3 ай бұрын
love how it takes 11 minutes too actually start. amazing friends and funny enough that they dont even need the premises of the video too be entertaining
@kerbalnaut_dirk-strider72679 ай бұрын
“Again?” Said about campaign for North Africa, Methinks y’all have played it before…