Valentine's Lies

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TomSka

TomSka

Күн бұрын

You never can trust a woman... or a man... or anyone.
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Featuring Daniel J Layton ( / danieljlayton )
Dodie Clark ( / doddleoddle )
Kimberley Miller ( / chocaholla )
Damien Slash ( / damienslash )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Co-Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Sammy.

Пікірлер: 6 500
@TomSka
@TomSka 10 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE EVERYONE SO LIES?
@TheMrMacintosh
@TheMrMacintosh 10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, your sketches keep getting better and better
@bloodraven432
@bloodraven432 10 жыл бұрын
Truth is we aren't even viewers. We're just figments of your imagination.
@jamyjet
@jamyjet 10 жыл бұрын
*I don't know what we're yelling about!*
@VIVAjase
@VIVAjase 10 жыл бұрын
*I love (Dack) lamp!*
@RexPex
@RexPex 10 жыл бұрын
Ah damn my stomach hurts. Help me.
@Groozer330
@Groozer330 4 жыл бұрын
1:57 It took me more than 5 years to notice that the lamp has glasses on it
@creativewanderer9577
@creativewanderer9577 4 жыл бұрын
Omg
@hijack69
@hijack69 4 жыл бұрын
Give this man a cookie
@drippycity4135
@drippycity4135 4 жыл бұрын
@@WhyIsItSo_Liquidy yeah, I'm pretty sure they knew that
@chrishansen4657
@chrishansen4657 4 жыл бұрын
HOLU SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS
@xxcrypticxx3806
@xxcrypticxx3806 4 жыл бұрын
It's not a lamp
@JacobZ-gm8jd
@JacobZ-gm8jd 7 жыл бұрын
jack has the best role
@Jack-jb5ff
@Jack-jb5ff 7 жыл бұрын
thanks
@xxtinaskyexx8854
@xxtinaskyexx8854 6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Topping Zimmerman you mean Dack (look in the 'starring' tab at the end
@xxtinaskyexx8854
@xxtinaskyexx8854 6 жыл бұрын
)
@mapthebiscuit2517
@mapthebiscuit2517 4 жыл бұрын
He deserves an Emmy
@elsieyson4489
@elsieyson4489 4 жыл бұрын
No it's Tom
@TigerTigerII
@TigerTigerII 5 жыл бұрын
"Wait, so you're gay?" Gee, considering he didn't know you were even a woman when the date started
@IschmarVI
@IschmarVI 4 жыл бұрын
whait, that DOES actually make sense ... kind of
@captadventurer595
@captadventurer595 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@Dylanianalex
@Dylanianalex 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@petrifiedpodcaster8216
@petrifiedpodcaster8216 4 жыл бұрын
i’m the thousandth like *B)*
@dinoxman8584
@dinoxman8584 4 жыл бұрын
Also isn’t she gay as well as she was a woman and she didn’t know he was disguised as a man!
@cheybat5390
@cheybat5390 8 жыл бұрын
he has a VCR and screwdriver but no condoms
@vichomaster611
@vichomaster611 8 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions mate.
@inkythealien
@inkythealien 8 жыл бұрын
Oh course!
@wibblesworth900
@wibblesworth900 8 жыл бұрын
Of course he does! Doesn't everyone?
@vichomaster611
@vichomaster611 8 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Harnum Everyone's got a VCR? seems legit hahahaha
@jaredglasgow3
@jaredglasgow3 8 жыл бұрын
Hey don't be sexist. The girl also had a badge and a paint brush but no condoms.
@doddleoddle
@doddleoddle 10 жыл бұрын
THIS TURNED OUT SOOOOOOOOO GOOD Love you all
@mlemleh
@mlemleh 10 жыл бұрын
You are so awesome.
@fidelriveros8764
@fidelriveros8764 10 жыл бұрын
hi!
@ege9181
@ege9181 9 жыл бұрын
When I saw you I was screaming 'omg that's Dodie' 😂
@seokcty
@seokcty 6 жыл бұрын
doddleoddle OoF
@melododie
@melododie 6 жыл бұрын
I'm binge watching videos you're featured in
@schmoyoho
@schmoyoho 10 жыл бұрын
this is exactly what happened to me on Valentine's Day; watching this is like watching my memories
@Abelhawk
@Abelhawk 10 жыл бұрын
I find that hard to believe.
@elkskim
@elkskim 10 жыл бұрын
I find that bard to believe.
@allmylettuce1969
@allmylettuce1969 10 жыл бұрын
Bobo Badapski I find that easy to masturbate to
@cruzxproductions3766
@cruzxproductions3766 10 жыл бұрын
AllMyLettuce The hell is wrong with you.
@UniverseKeeper2
@UniverseKeeper2 10 жыл бұрын
what? o-o"do explain ._."
@icycolalemonade739
@icycolalemonade739 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in a universe where everyone lies
@adhammira751
@adhammira751 4 жыл бұрын
PARALLEL UNIVERSE* GO DAMMIT HE SAY IT LIKE ONE THOUSANDS TIMES AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT
@adhammira751
@adhammira751 4 жыл бұрын
PARALLEL UNIVERSE* GOD DAMMIT HE SAY IT LIKE ONE THOUSANDS TIMES AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT
@partidoaalisa
@partidoaalisa 3 жыл бұрын
that universe seems awfully familiar...
@captainfry245
@captainfry245 3 жыл бұрын
meanwhile, in our universe*
@Ablors
@Ablors 3 жыл бұрын
We are in this universe
@NikolajLepka
@NikolajLepka 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a VCR" "I can fix that!" brilliant. just brilliant
@Zhung36
@Zhung36 7 жыл бұрын
Niko L I don't get it
@CorvusnTel
@CorvusnTel 7 жыл бұрын
Zhung36 He's the VCR repairman. He's "fixing" the fact that the robber doesn't have a VCR.
@TheThirdPew
@TheThirdPew 10 жыл бұрын
That VCR line was top notch.
@rizzoklotz1537
@rizzoklotz1537 10 жыл бұрын
heyyyyy nathan!! good to see you around these parts of youtube!
@DesidiaTV
@DesidiaTV 10 жыл бұрын
You are top notch, Nathan.
@the0siren0of0night
@the0siren0of0night 10 жыл бұрын
"I can fix that..."
@bleh1569
@bleh1569 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr XD
@Power-xl8vh
@Power-xl8vh 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@squidfestMods
@squidfestMods 9 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "I don't have a VCR!" "I can fix that!"
@HammarixSwe
@HammarixSwe 9 жыл бұрын
Squidfest R.I.P.
@MultiTobyProductions
@MultiTobyProductions 9 жыл бұрын
He was a good man. They say that when the guy said "I don't have a VCR" "I can fix that!" His heart just stopped. But just before he died, he typed the name of his killer out in the comments.
@DakarTwelve
@DakarTwelve 9 жыл бұрын
+Uladzislau Paspelau Waitwaitwait...pun?
@DakarTwelve
@DakarTwelve 9 жыл бұрын
Uladzislau Paspelau I don't think that was a pun
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 9 жыл бұрын
+Squidfest you lied didn't you
@charlescalvin9503
@charlescalvin9503 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: This wasn't the script. They were actually improvising.
@John-ek4xc
@John-ek4xc 3 жыл бұрын
Makes more sense
@TheArcherThaArcher
@TheArcherThaArcher 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly sounds accurate! 🤣😅
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised
@naresu
@naresu 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist of the plot twist: this actually happened in someone's bedroom and these are hidden camera footages
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 3 жыл бұрын
@@naresu, PLOT TWIST: The camera wasn't hidden!
@TheCowardlyPaladin
@TheCowardlyPaladin 8 жыл бұрын
"I am the VCR repair man." "I don't have a VCR." "I can fix that." I DIED!
@maddiewaker8414
@maddiewaker8414 7 жыл бұрын
The Cowardly Paladin No you lied
@nootdoot5065
@nootdoot5065 7 жыл бұрын
The Cowardly Paladin i dont get it
@Kelk1ng
@Kelk1ng 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, i can't fix THAT
@Otamatone69
@Otamatone69 5 жыл бұрын
1:44
@sketchgirl293
@sketchgirl293 5 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wriizzyarts
@wriizzyarts 8 жыл бұрын
this isn't actually a comment section I lied
@joca6668
@joca6668 8 жыл бұрын
The Girl: I thought you said this would make sense Tom: I lied Tom: I LIED ABOUT THAT TOO this would be better
@litoreo8172
@litoreo8172 8 жыл бұрын
69th like
@vocaloidfan8312
@vocaloidfan8312 8 жыл бұрын
G
@hiffrx
@hiffrx 7 жыл бұрын
LuiBluw this actually isn't a reply, ... I lied
@BebxOfficial
@BebxOfficial 7 жыл бұрын
Hiffrx Playz This isn't actually a lie... I lied. ITS A REPLYFYXITDJGZJF
@BrokenPlaysGames
@BrokenPlaysGames 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not actually a man. DAN DAN HAM
@laurennye2105
@laurennye2105 8 жыл бұрын
YEESSSSSSS
@megggggg8437
@megggggg8437 8 жыл бұрын
....I can fix that
@mildlyemo244
@mildlyemo244 7 жыл бұрын
YES
@jazminebrown6543
@jazminebrown6543 5 жыл бұрын
REFRENCES
@cymes82
@cymes82 5 жыл бұрын
Skatebords
@Evan-vj8ns
@Evan-vj8ns 4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing my ass off over “I don’t have a vcr” “I can..fix that”
@SupermewX300
@SupermewX300 3 жыл бұрын
Been my favourite line in the entire sketch for years.
@ParaFox404
@ParaFox404 2 жыл бұрын
same I adore it
@asher879
@asher879 2 жыл бұрын
That line is the baseline for toms humor in scripts and it's so good
@viswajitbala7924
@viswajitbala7924 2 жыл бұрын
but nothing can beat the: "Can I atleast have a reluctant compromise?" "Is diet okay?" "FINE"
@Keayzilla
@Keayzilla 2 жыл бұрын
Don't bother because I'M ACTUALLY ROBBING THIS PLACE
@vestrocity9561
@vestrocity9561 8 жыл бұрын
WTF IS THIS VIDEO. It went from Dodie saying she was 20, to Jack disguised as a Lamp. ok doe
@goldenmosquito4093
@goldenmosquito4093 Жыл бұрын
842 likes and no comments let me fix that
@shambamz7476
@shambamz7476 4 жыл бұрын
when she said “Look dan” i thought she said “Look dad” and i got SO SCARED
@homestuckbutters3223
@homestuckbutters3223 4 жыл бұрын
Same-
@blackishstone4092
@blackishstone4092 3 жыл бұрын
I nearly had a heart attack 😓
@AvileStatistics
@AvileStatistics Ай бұрын
Look da-
@TheBurkissWay
@TheBurkissWay 4 жыл бұрын
"That right there's my partner!" *camera points at lamp* Well there's your ending: Jack's a cop.
@jackrudolf1745
@jackrudolf1745 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, I'm "Jack" pulls of mask-
@eyeguyninja2233
@eyeguyninja2233 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackrudolf1745 Actually, your Rudolf the red nose reindeer
@jackrudolf1745
@jackrudolf1745 3 жыл бұрын
@@eyeguyninja2233 never heard that one before (sarcastic reply) xd
@thecpg980
@thecpg980 3 жыл бұрын
And I'm under the bed
@thecpg980
@thecpg980 3 жыл бұрын
Please help it's not nice under here
@lillypeters08
@lillypeters08 6 жыл бұрын
Why is this part so funny to me? “You all thought I was a lamp, but I’m actually... not a lamp”
@2KOOLURATOOLGaming
@2KOOLURATOOLGaming 3 жыл бұрын
The uncertainty in his voice lmao ha ha ahaha
@lucia5227
@lucia5227 8 жыл бұрын
"You thougt that I was a lamp, but i'm actually ..... not a lamp..."
@princesssparrow4530
@princesssparrow4530 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this comment section was gonna make sense?
@tysonhenderson4146
@tysonhenderson4146 5 жыл бұрын
Moths are disappointed, dead meme tho
@jeepercreepers9
@jeepercreepers9 5 жыл бұрын
What a twist
@Dracophile7
@Dracophile7 5 жыл бұрын
WHA?!
@Nathan-tc7gj
@Nathan-tc7gj 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who has noticed the glasses at 1:57 ?
@ajaxbird2348
@ajaxbird2348 8 жыл бұрын
"Actually that does make us gay." "Whaaatt?" And is that the script he's checking?
@jamielusions
@jamielusions 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah xP
@hmartin1761
@hmartin1761 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Yes it is.
@tabletvirasami7260
@tabletvirasami7260 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Candy-ds7nl
@Candy-ds7nl Жыл бұрын
..what else would he be looking at?
@alexeikafe5388
@alexeikafe5388 7 жыл бұрын
Where did the script fall? In the hole
@Gaehhn
@Gaehhn 4 жыл бұрын
**ominous sound**
@titan5642
@titan5642 4 жыл бұрын
@Almighty Kermit *screams of the people*
@Wh1teNoise616
@Wh1teNoise616 4 жыл бұрын
@KingKermit • 18 Years Ago acually the reason the script is so weird is because the script IS the orb
@evansworld6011
@evansworld6011 4 жыл бұрын
Dorime
@beepyboro
@beepyboro 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wh1teNoise616 Also there is a weird creature in the hole,you guys should get someone for help.
@luckyluxgames7988
@luckyluxgames7988 5 жыл бұрын
Start - 1 = Male romantically involved with 2 2 = Female romantically involved with 1 3 = Owner of Home 4 = Lamp End - 1 = Undercover Female Agent 2 = Male Burgular romantically involved with 3 3 = Male Burgular romantically involved with 2 4 = Male
@jpwhjg
@jpwhjg 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's still lamp. Jack can be a lamp iff we believes
@jpwhjg
@jpwhjg 4 жыл бұрын
I had a hugging stroke writing the end off that, tf-
@Kaplykos
@Kaplykos 4 жыл бұрын
"burgular" lmao
@xyris_0391
@xyris_0391 4 жыл бұрын
wait....what
@harasen_haras5
@harasen_haras5 3 жыл бұрын
I lloveit. Both the video, the comment, and the replies
@ErkCyber
@ErkCyber 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice those glasses on the lamp at 1:57?
@melaniewilliamson5020
@melaniewilliamson5020 10 жыл бұрын
OMG yes!
@TheSneezingAnouki
@TheSneezingAnouki 10 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit
@ethanphilpot7643
@ethanphilpot7643 10 жыл бұрын
gotta love those little details
@toerin
@toerin 10 жыл бұрын
***** XD
@user-xi9gl6sn6z
@user-xi9gl6sn6z 10 жыл бұрын
oh yh
@pluto1093
@pluto1093 9 жыл бұрын
Who else checked their lamp to see if Jack was there My dreams were crushed when he wasn't
@sapphael.
@sapphael. 9 жыл бұрын
WTF JACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOU- GET OUT!
@Taratorial
@Taratorial 8 жыл бұрын
+Eve Sav Hi, I'm Jack, and you thoJACK GET OFF MY COMPUTER!
@pluto1093
@pluto1093 8 жыл бұрын
+Eve Sav wtf why tell him to get out. I'd be locking all the doors. IM NOT CREEPY JACK I SWEAR
@sebastienbonnet397
@sebastienbonnet397 8 жыл бұрын
+Sir
@johnpeter3891
@johnpeter3891 8 жыл бұрын
+Yasmine Grace Thats how good of an actor he was
@lucymoon
@lucymoon 10 жыл бұрын
HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST SEEN THIS
@blabbityblah
@blabbityblah 10 жыл бұрын
Because you actually had a date 2 weeks ago?
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 10 жыл бұрын
blabbityblah I'm single, what's my excuse? New TomSka videos are gold dust!
@PilotPlater
@PilotPlater 10 жыл бұрын
I agree, I am annoyed
@ameliorated
@ameliorated 10 жыл бұрын
I only just saw it too!
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 10 жыл бұрын
Have we had sub box problems? How have we all not seen it until now?
@Moon-Fang
@Moon-Fang 5 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I'm not actually your partner. I'm his." "No!" THAT'S WHERE THAT CAME FROM IVE HEARD THAT AUDIO SO MANY TIMES BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE TOM'S VOICE
@spacedude902
@spacedude902 3 жыл бұрын
Where’d you hear that audio? Tiktok or something?
@zangano9667
@zangano9667 8 жыл бұрын
-'I'm the VCR repair man -I don't have a VCR! - I CAN FIX THAT. That part killed me, i can't stop laughing at it.
@xxcrypticxx3806
@xxcrypticxx3806 4 жыл бұрын
Are you still laughing?
@squid4462
@squid4462 4 жыл бұрын
No it killed him
@CardaiVangus
@CardaiVangus 9 жыл бұрын
That's why I never trust to lamps
@zord9103
@zord9103 9 жыл бұрын
Yep that's the secret of life don't trust the lamps
@caitlyn_8234
@caitlyn_8234 9 жыл бұрын
+Генерал Шторм That's a bright idea
@user-rn4mr3ow8c
@user-rn4mr3ow8c 9 жыл бұрын
so thats why every time i wake up my lamp is in a diff place!
@zord9103
@zord9103 9 жыл бұрын
Actually I think that's ghost....NUKE your house 😎
@sapphael.
@sapphael. 8 жыл бұрын
I identify as a lamp and this offends me
@katicasey4610
@katicasey4610 9 жыл бұрын
Guys.... I'm not really a human... I am an adopted pineapple.
@katicasey4610
@katicasey4610 9 жыл бұрын
from antartica
@sagethelozer
@sagethelozer 9 жыл бұрын
+Moonpelt Mother of god.
@lilfizz1619
@lilfizz1619 9 жыл бұрын
+Moonpelt You too?
@katicasey4610
@katicasey4610 9 жыл бұрын
+Nicola Gerrard Yup
@bradyoactive4295
@bradyoactive4295 8 жыл бұрын
+Moonpelt OMG BRO ME TOO
@frickfrackthesnicksnackisb3668
@frickfrackthesnicksnackisb3668 6 жыл бұрын
1:17 Ah, the rare double catfish
@coolbill579
@coolbill579 3 жыл бұрын
I see you watch sorrow tv
@adrianaraww637
@adrianaraww637 8 жыл бұрын
AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKING CAUSE DAN AND DODIE ARE KISSING
@brookebaker3552
@brookebaker3552 8 жыл бұрын
+adriana raww NOOOO
@grecia957
@grecia957 8 жыл бұрын
SAME
@livepoultryfreshkilled
@livepoultryfreshkilled 8 жыл бұрын
FUCKING WRITHING ON THE FLOOR OKAY
@Gurgman
@Gurgman 8 жыл бұрын
+adriana raww Secretly though it was DAN kissing TOM! *DUN DUN DUUUN*
@Tylke
@Tylke 8 жыл бұрын
+adriana raww Its Kim kissing Tom, duh
@YesFunnyYes
@YesFunnyYes 10 жыл бұрын
This is like Plots Twists on a whole new level.
@erin1599
@erin1599 8 жыл бұрын
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS VIDEO IN TWO YEARS AND ITS DODIE????
@xxCROMIZOIDxx
@xxCROMIZOIDxx Жыл бұрын
The whole VCR repairman joke is the single greatest joke that Tom wrote and created. I still laugh at the thought of it 8 years later.
@burritodes
@burritodes 8 жыл бұрын
dry your eyes, no tears no cry, don't you know valentines is on fat lie
@zainasoliman8711
@zainasoliman8711 7 жыл бұрын
BurritoDez CUZ IT'S VALENTINES DAY AND YOU'RE SINGLE, AND YOU GOT NOBODY WHOM WITH YOU CAN MINGLE (YEAH YEAH) DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY DON'T YOU KNOW VALENTINES IS ONE FAT LIE.
@burritodes
@burritodes 7 жыл бұрын
Zaina Soliman NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHO SAINT VALENTINES WAS, SO THEY GAVE HIM LOTS OF STORIES, JUST BECAUSE SO DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY NOW YOU KNOW VALENTINES IS ONE FAT LIE
@zainasoliman8711
@zainasoliman8711 7 жыл бұрын
BurritoDez OUR ECONOMY DEPENDS ON IT EVERY YEAR, IT'S REALLY LESS ABOUT LOVE MORE RELATED TO FEAR SO DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY.....ok we should stop.
@burritodes
@burritodes 7 жыл бұрын
Zaina Soliman naaaaah, WE SPEND 20 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR ON ROSES AND HEART SHAPED SOUVENEARS, SENTIMENTAL ADS TRY TO TUG AT OUR HEART STRINGS, SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER WITH A THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLAR RING
@zainasoliman8711
@zainasoliman8711 7 жыл бұрын
BurritoDez it's "sure you love her" but also... SO IT GOES, WE'LL DRIVE TO WALMART. BUY A ROSE AND A CARD FROM HALLMARK. SURPRISE YOUR GIRL, 'OH HONEY YOU'RE SO SWEET' BUT IS IT REALLY THAT SWEET WHEN THERE'S A DEADLINE TO MEET?
@OrionoftheStar
@OrionoftheStar 8 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is brilliant or stupid.
@renjackson4249
@renjackson4249 7 жыл бұрын
OrionoftheStar it's brilliantly stupid
@renjackson4249
@renjackson4249 7 жыл бұрын
OrionoftheStar or stupidly brilliant
@inspector5122
@inspector5122 7 жыл бұрын
OrionoftheStar it's a lie
@ChillavaKirby
@ChillavaKirby 7 жыл бұрын
Intentionally stupid to the point that it's brilliant
@nickbutsadnow4536
@nickbutsadnow4536 7 жыл бұрын
both
@amyisaway7800
@amyisaway7800 8 жыл бұрын
i went from binge watching dodie videos to binge watching tom videos and now bOTH ARE HERE AND I'M VERY CONFUSED
@melododie
@melododie 6 жыл бұрын
Omg! Same
@friedgnoggin8424
@friedgnoggin8424 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Tom's handwriting was so confusing that they just recorded everything and posted it
@AlternateHistoryHub
@AlternateHistoryHub 10 жыл бұрын
Damn it Tom, Why Did You Lie, We Had So Much In Common, You and I.
@minecr4ft1z
@minecr4ft1z 10 жыл бұрын
We and you don't have any thing in common. LOL jk I lied.
@sammucho9262
@sammucho9262 10 жыл бұрын
omg alternativehistoryhub is herer cool
@moniqueiball5801
@moniqueiball5801 8 жыл бұрын
When I first watched this I didn't know it was dodie!!! DODIE!! AHHH
@Playfulpat
@Playfulpat 8 жыл бұрын
Ahahah same here
@SuperCrazyPandaLOL
@SuperCrazyPandaLOL 8 жыл бұрын
+Monique Iball i just saw this for the first time and was like DODIE DODIEEEE
@mela4440
@mela4440 8 жыл бұрын
SAME AAAAAA HOW DID I NOT LOVE HER BACK THEN AGH
@imslmao
@imslmao 8 жыл бұрын
Same now she's my favourite
@rhyanenwoodroffe7823
@rhyanenwoodroffe7823 8 жыл бұрын
Neither!!!
@LilDeuceDeuce
@LilDeuceDeuce 10 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT LAMP HOWARD
@JohnnyJackPompolla
@JohnnyJackPompolla 10 жыл бұрын
The music at the end is really good!
@essenceweebkittyx3
@essenceweebkittyx3 5 жыл бұрын
1:59 *That little smooch was everything.* 😂😂🤣👌
@ufoshack
@ufoshack 10 жыл бұрын
British comedy at its best this guy should have his own tv show
@janamortzfeld3434
@janamortzfeld3434 8 жыл бұрын
I was like "it's dodie. wait it's not dodie. but that IS dodie. wait no. aaaagh"
@irisp-w1244
@irisp-w1244 8 жыл бұрын
same!
@irisp-w1244
@irisp-w1244 8 жыл бұрын
its def dodie tho
@Dezza2241
@Dezza2241 8 жыл бұрын
Thought it was dodie turns out it was Tom who knew
@achufflol3628
@achufflol3628 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: And I am the VCR repair man Dude: I don't have a VCR Tom: ......I can fix that
@ChesterUniverse
@ChesterUniverse 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever thought they’d see the day where Tom wore a dress Yeah me neither Edit: alright alright I know mrs. Johnson
@mozxz
@mozxz 4 жыл бұрын
I struggle to find a video of his where he dosen't.......and I'm being 100% honest and not sarcastic..... I mean it, seriously. how do I make this not sound sarcastic ???
@ChesterUniverse
@ChesterUniverse 4 жыл бұрын
You do bring up a fair point
@dinoxman8584
@dinoxman8584 3 жыл бұрын
He wears a dress in all his scenes as Mrs Johnson
@LucyWest370
@LucyWest370 3 жыл бұрын
He wears a dress as a horse
@croissantthedragmire6779
@croissantthedragmire6779 8 жыл бұрын
'This is a robbery' TON TON TON *hangs up the phone and walks away*
@TFHKzone
@TFHKzone 10 жыл бұрын
Let's sum this up then. Tom is a lying screenwriter posing as the robber's gay partner in crime, who previously was pretending to be a VCR repairman, right after he pretended to be the girl who lied about her age. Jane was an undercover cop pretending to be a painter right after she pretended to be a guy called Dan. And Jack's a lamp.
@RedNiel100
@RedNiel100 10 жыл бұрын
Tom also lied about being the cop's partner
@JokerCrowe
@JokerCrowe 10 жыл бұрын
"I can fix that" Best joke I have heard in a while. Like seriously, I'm actually kind of blown away with the cleverness here. ^w^
@MegaMGstudios
@MegaMGstudios 4 жыл бұрын
When she said: "that right there is my partner" the camera panned to the lamp, does that mean Jack was secretly an undercover cop?
@Holagrimola
@Holagrimola 3 жыл бұрын
well he was under some kind of cover
@badunsh1861
@badunsh1861 7 жыл бұрын
Dan Dan Ham
@cenakruegerlover
@cenakruegerlover 6 жыл бұрын
CJArtz they all look the same to me.
@roton1011
@roton1011 4 жыл бұрын
i think this is the wrong sketch
@MaccyCheeze506
@MaccyCheeze506 4 жыл бұрын
@@roton1011 ... HAM *throws ham at them*
@justkanna3880
@justkanna3880 4 жыл бұрын
no its dam dan ham-
@JustSayAl0ha
@JustSayAl0ha 10 жыл бұрын
That air kiss at 2:02 was great.
@George_Macaulay
@George_Macaulay 10 жыл бұрын
I dated a lamp for 6 years. She lit up my sky like nobody else.
@Armadill0h
@Armadill0h 10 жыл бұрын
the sun tho
@SamanthaJones
@SamanthaJones 10 жыл бұрын
Was that a fucking pun???
@EmergencyTemporalShift
@EmergencyTemporalShift 10 жыл бұрын
LenAndRen9898 One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
@nox_7277
@nox_7277 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 iM tHE vcR rEpAiR MaN I don’t have a vcr! i cAn FiX tHaT!
@Dextersauve11
@Dextersauve11 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lordomnom5185
@lordomnom5185 10 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a VCR" "I can fix that" I died... I just died at that point
@DonSimonweak
@DonSimonweak 10 жыл бұрын
no, you didn't.
@starghezer3602
@starghezer3602 10 жыл бұрын
Simon Vik HOW COULD YOU TE-oh yea
@kwizzy902
@kwizzy902 10 жыл бұрын
RIP in peace
@kenzraye6279
@kenzraye6279 10 жыл бұрын
Me 2 lol
@variousnumber891
@variousnumber891 10 жыл бұрын
kwizzy902 You know that RIP means Rest in peace... So your reply basically meant Rest in peace in peace....
@JRPGrinder
@JRPGrinder 10 жыл бұрын
Oh god, the "I can fix that..." line was brilliant.
@regojozsa
@regojozsa 9 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite sketches of all time.
@Axquirix
@Axquirix 3 жыл бұрын
I think the real magic of this sketch is that "Not my dress" prompts so many questions that are immediately ignored in favour of "not even my house", perfectly transitioning from having a vague understanding of why the lies were made into having no idea why anything is happening as lies are retroactively made just to escalate the current situation more than the previous lie did. It's really quite genius and brilliantly timed.
@wadewilson4998
@wadewilson4998 8 жыл бұрын
Admit it. You went back to check if the guy wearing a lamp shade was there.....
@emiiyzunicornz1267
@emiiyzunicornz1267 8 жыл бұрын
+Wade Wilson nope
@noimandersen
@noimandersen 8 жыл бұрын
+EmiIyzUnicornz me neither
@mateomorales4822
@mateomorales4822 8 жыл бұрын
Yep I kinda did
@Reinboa
@Reinboa 8 жыл бұрын
I wasn't until I saw your comment XD
@chariswang4599
@chariswang4599 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha at 1:56 - 57, when they pan to where Tom isn't there, you can see they put jacks glasses on the lap xD
@melodrmva
@melodrmva 8 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP THAT DODIE AND DAN KISS THOUGH
@ebonyb477
@ebonyb477 7 жыл бұрын
dodieatthedisco I rewound it so many times it's actually embarrassing
@hali666
@hali666 9 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed this much in my whole life...
@hali666
@hali666 9 жыл бұрын
Everything about it made me laugh
@hali666
@hali666 9 жыл бұрын
What u mean?
@turloughkelly9129
@turloughkelly9129 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here exactly 7 years later
@SophieDoubleYou
@SophieDoubleYou 7 жыл бұрын
"Not many girls wanna go out with a guy called Jayne" I think a lot of firefly fans would disagree...
@spacetrashpile7199
@spacetrashpile7199 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a natural brunette!" "I can't even speak French, don't know why I lied about that!" "I'm not actually a women!" Where did that one come from? This is really funny.
@abdelmouinboukhalfa4684
@abdelmouinboukhalfa4684 3 жыл бұрын
The hole
@miracaaahalane
@miracaaahalane 3 жыл бұрын
*YOUR PFP IS BLESEED*
@daanvanderlist3225
@daanvanderlist3225 8 жыл бұрын
I have a confession to make.... you are actually not reading this comment.... it's all in your head...
@kevinc4123
@kevinc4123 8 жыл бұрын
holy sh-
@poopyalex5218
@poopyalex5218 8 жыл бұрын
You just made me question human existence..
@thexinventor47
@thexinventor47 8 жыл бұрын
That's a lie!
@Taylor-fj8xq
@Taylor-fj8xq 8 жыл бұрын
I feel existential crisis happening...
@hopethynope
@hopethynope 8 жыл бұрын
+Daan van der List You're making question my life choices
@battleax6364
@battleax6364 3 жыл бұрын
“ I’m the VCR repair man” “ I don’t have a VCR” “ I can fix that” Literally dead 🤣🤣
@theincrediblediblegg
@theincrediblediblegg 10 жыл бұрын
Why are these sketches always so perfect?
@brookebaker3552
@brookebaker3552 8 жыл бұрын
OOOHHH DANIEL AND DODIE SITTIN IN A TREE L Y I N G
@MeganIsAPanda
@MeganIsAPanda 8 жыл бұрын
DO YOU THINK THEYRE DATING? COS I DO KIND OF
@brookebaker3552
@brookebaker3552 8 жыл бұрын
+MeganIsAPanda YES ! but is daniel gay ......... or am i just assuming NOPE HE IS STRAIGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL THO
@brookebaker3552
@brookebaker3552 8 жыл бұрын
+MeganIsAPanda BUT WHAT ABOUT JACK AND HAZELLLLLL THEY ARE PROPER LOVE BIRDS !
@MeganIsAPanda
@MeganIsAPanda 8 жыл бұрын
+Brooke Baker I'VE ONLY JUST SEEN YOU REPLIED SORRY BUT YESSS I LOVE THEM
@brookebaker3552
@brookebaker3552 8 жыл бұрын
MeganIsAPanda THERE ADORABLE BUT IM A NOTIFICATION SLUT LIKE I WILL RESPOND IN LIKE 4 MINS BUT JACK HOWARD AND HAZEL HAYES R D8ING AND ITS CANNON BUT ALL WE NEED IS A DANIEL AND DODIE BLIND DATE
@TheHazelHayes
@TheHazelHayes 10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT!
@ranahaseeb666
@ranahaseeb666 10 жыл бұрын
change your dp to the hyrdo intelligent horse people
@joechip478
@joechip478 4 жыл бұрын
2:12 That must be the lamp for the Pixar sign
@WeepingNinjax
@WeepingNinjax 10 жыл бұрын
"I am the VCR repairman" "I don't have a VCR" "I can fix that"
@alanpeterfoss
@alanpeterfoss 10 жыл бұрын
whats a VCR ????? :)
@jadynmeeuws329
@jadynmeeuws329 10 жыл бұрын
Alan Foss -_-
@montgomeryrichard
@montgomeryrichard 10 жыл бұрын
Alan Foss Its like a big DVD player but takes large size cassette tapes that were used before mp3 players and players video tapes instead of the record players (big disk thing with an arm which played music via stylus or needle on a turntable) before audio tapes and CD’s were invented.
@alanpeterfoss
@alanpeterfoss 10 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry Ron - my comment was very tongue in cheek! I was 60 YO three weeks ago - I remember the 78 record lol
@montgomeryrichard
@montgomeryrichard 10 жыл бұрын
I am slightly older than you and so was my comment.I thought you might be american.... I used to repair 78 record players when at school. And at a museum a few years back on a 1920's one when they told me it did not work,10 mins one loose spring and were amazed.could not even charge them.. (grin).I worked with some of first IBM xt computers kids cant understand how I can setup their Ipads in seconds without instruction books....
@zaraadiliafathiah2865
@zaraadiliafathiah2865 10 жыл бұрын
TomSka:I am the VCR repair man. Robber:I dont have a VCR. TomSka:I can fix that. XD
@Theparadoxdrumma
@Theparadoxdrumma 10 жыл бұрын
I stumbled on to this video and I can't believe how much I have missed out on. this guy is hilarious
@zaraadiliafathiah2865
@zaraadiliafathiah2865 10 жыл бұрын
Jamison Donoho YES,I KNOW
@GrimlyGaming
@GrimlyGaming 10 жыл бұрын
Plot twists,plot twists everywhere!!!
@asserius9058
@asserius9058 10 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: plot twists nowhere!
@ItIsEllieTheElephant
@ItIsEllieTheElephant 10 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: comments about plot twists everywhere!!
@chriskalos_xyz
@chriskalos_xyz 10 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: plot twists don't exist
@jankyjinty
@jankyjinty 4 жыл бұрын
"Where's the script that makes sense?" *hole music* Tom: *does the look that's like "you know where"* "Tom, where's the script that makes sense?" Tom: ... "Tom?" Tom: The orb changed it to this. "Oh, I thought you were going to say..." Tom: and the orbs in the hole. *hole music intensifies* "For god's sake!"
@petrifiedpodcaster8216
@petrifiedpodcaster8216 4 жыл бұрын
wow bro what an original comment so funny bro you got the whole squad laughing
@DParkerNunya
@DParkerNunya 3 жыл бұрын
@@petrifiedpodcaster8216 ?
@Nawmz
@Nawmz 10 жыл бұрын
"I am the VCR repair man!" "I don't have a VCR..." "I can fix that." Brilliant. Just brilliant.
@alexthuene2806
@alexthuene2806 7 жыл бұрын
this actually isn't a video, I lied
@negil
@negil 10 жыл бұрын
I'm actually a VCR repairman. I don't have a VCR. I can fix that... By far the funniest thing I've seen today.
@InnovumTechnology
@InnovumTechnology 10 жыл бұрын
For me it's the second funniest thing today. Funniest thing today is a valentine's day card that said "I like your hygiene."
@literalization
@literalization 10 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said that
@jordancurry5237
@jordancurry5237 3 жыл бұрын
0:03 that lamp is gonna see some stuff tonight.
@fisherinfocus
@fisherinfocus 10 жыл бұрын
This is genius on a scale I've never experienced before.
@dontask3497
@dontask3497 8 жыл бұрын
Help it's 1 am and I don't get what's funny anymore! I'm the VCR repair man! I died.
@frigginboom
@frigginboom 10 жыл бұрын
Just did a double take on the lamp in my house
@Laneth
@Laneth 10 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I actually owned a lamp...now I'm really suspicious of that lamp in the corner of my room that watches me sle-OH MY GOD!
@AccelerateHedge
@AccelerateHedge 8 ай бұрын
I like the idea that before doing this, Tom assured all of them that it was going to make sense.
@Vill-e3v
@Vill-e3v 10 жыл бұрын
I'M ACTUALLY!!! A HIGH-SCHOOLER WHO NEEDS TO GET BACK TO HIS HOMEWORK!
@hats1642
@hats1642 10 жыл бұрын
And I am the VCR repair man!
@TheManOfManyNames373
@TheManOfManyNames373 10 жыл бұрын
AND I'M JAVERT.
@bdubbs
@bdubbs 10 жыл бұрын
AND I AM A STEGO-O-SAURUS!
@lucasnelson9355
@lucasnelson9355 10 жыл бұрын
THAT IS A LIE
@V0ID22
@V0ID22 10 жыл бұрын
Tamara Nelson YOU ARE A LIE :O
@TranscendentLion
@TranscendentLion 10 жыл бұрын
If I found out my girlfriend was really Tomska, I'd be so OK with it.
@TetchyEquation
@TetchyEquation 9 жыл бұрын
What if I told you....... that this video is a lie
@ethanwagner9075
@ethanwagner9075 9 жыл бұрын
D:
@thekidofthehour7266
@thekidofthehour7266 9 жыл бұрын
I thought I could trust Tom! D:
@RobertMcBride-is-cool
@RobertMcBride-is-cool 9 жыл бұрын
*X-Files* *music* *plays*
@tellmetoplayagameandiwills488
@tellmetoplayagameandiwills488 5 жыл бұрын
I'm exactly 5 years after this was published
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 10 жыл бұрын
A TomSka skit where no one died...
@StevenGamer78
@StevenGamer78 10 жыл бұрын
Besides the script writer.
@KanimiGAMING
@KanimiGAMING 10 жыл бұрын
Here's the twist, we're not actually your viewers. Just loads of fake accounts made by TomSka.
@TheNxtGmer
@TheNxtGmer 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually the VCR-repairman!" "I don't have a VCR." "I can fix that." *Pulls out VCR* Best moment.
@max_garcia
@max_garcia 4 жыл бұрын
Chick: no... *gets glasses off* wait so you are gay Me: you two were the opposite gender five minutes ago and went for your original gender and you are barely asking that?
@SamauraiRippeR
@SamauraiRippeR 10 жыл бұрын
Just re-watching a lot of TomSka's videos and I think this is my new favorite. VCR Repairman just had me in stitches.
@0megaFan
@0megaFan 7 жыл бұрын
"I am the VCR repair man." "I don't have a VCR!" "I can fix that."
@RoxasSliverGhost
@RoxasSliverGhost 3 жыл бұрын
“You know what don’t bother IM ACTUALLY ROBBING THIS PLACE”
@n8mo
@n8mo 10 жыл бұрын
One of the best tomska skits I've seen in a long time :D
@TheDustyForest
@TheDustyForest 5 жыл бұрын
this remains one of the greatest comedy sketches I’ve ever seen, every time I rewatch it it’s still funny
@Staccet
@Staccet 10 жыл бұрын
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
@DruggedChicken
@DruggedChicken 10 жыл бұрын
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@neevemacdaddy8297
@neevemacdaddy8297 10 жыл бұрын
Tomska should be the most subscribed person on youtube He puts so much effort in each of his videos So much has gone on in his life and I honestly believe he deserves it the most out of everyone on youtube ilyTomska
@ethansaucier2917
@ethansaucier2917 7 жыл бұрын
This isn't actually a comment, I lied.
@thewhovianhippo7103
@thewhovianhippo7103 4 жыл бұрын
It's a country not a comment
@beepyboro
@beepyboro 4 жыл бұрын
I am not actually a youtuber,i lied, I am actually an animator.
@jackrudolf1745
@jackrudolf1745 3 жыл бұрын
"This statement is false."
@MJHootHoot
@MJHootHoot 3 жыл бұрын
It’s fine. This isn’t really a reply. My b.
@chewiella
@chewiella Жыл бұрын
absolutely love this T4T energy
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