Valentines Candy Taste Test with Hank and Katherine

In which Hank and Katherine go to Target, buy like $50 of candy, and then taste it for their own (and possibly your) amusement.
Yup, that's pretty much it.
Extended Cut Here: • Valentines Candy Tasti...
I dunno, maybe I should say more here? Uhh...
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[@kristenr6385]

hank's determination to do the lady and the tramp thing made my day

[@jmz1736]

Kristen Riedinger me too

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

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[@JohnTCano]

It just goes to show how romantic looking things in movies are usually awkward and silly in real life. Which, in my opinion, makes it more enjoyable if you and the person are well together. Like, even if it's a romance fail, it shouldn't matter because it's something shared together and I think that is the point of doing romantic things anyway.

[@theotherbrief]

John Cano; YAAAAAAAAS

[@Adventurous-Emma]

KATHERINE!! I remember during the Tour de Nerdfighting, back when I was but a budding and awkward nerd of the age of 12, I spotted Katherine selling t-shirts and being the awkward young child I was had the following conversation: Me: "Are you Katherine." Katherine: "Yes." Me: "Oh. Yeah. I recognized your voice." K: "Oh." Me: "I mean. Because of Hankgames." K: "Oh." Me: "Yeah." It was great and I fan girled. The end.

[@CamelDance]

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[@RainaRamsay]

Vlogbrothers loved this post? How do I love a post? I want to love this post!

[@emilycaragay1720]

Adventurous Emma aw man don't worry i did almost the exact same thing

[@vespum2855]

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[@Veeeee.]

Adventurous Emma +

[@mariemcmullan121]

The Katherine is back!!!

[@lafayettethebaguette1418]

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[@zitroan9684]

Are you marie mac from the song? ^^

[@mariemcmullan121]

Deathly Phobia song like Miss Mary Mack??

[@zitroan9684]

/watch?v=R3sOA6yQc4A "marry mac's farther's making marry mac marry me"

[@rareroe305]

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac I'm going to marry Mary for when Mary's taking care of me We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mac!

[@chillsahoy2640]

You know you're an adult when "time to eat candy!" becomes "Time to get ill!"

[@MCAndyT]

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[@route2070]

this, while John is doing 100 days...

[@TorquemadaTwist]

Josh Keating I was thinking the same thing. "Hey bro, look at us indulging in pure sugar. Oh, the sweetness of it. How's the diet?"

[@lbroderius]

Josh Keating 😂

[@vampyricon7026]

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[@agustinvenegas5238]

Josh Keating by my calculations 100 days ended last week but yeah I get what you mean

[@Squiddlezz]

Man I did not expect Orin to be that big when Katherine pulled him above the table...

[@vlogbrothers]

He's just a big baby! He's not 4 months yet and he's wearing some 6-9 month clothes.

[@ThatWouldBeCareless]

I was a giant baby too! My hats were for like 18-24 months before I was old enough to support my giant head with my normal baby neck. Poor mum.

[@InvisiblerApple]

So was I! Photos of baby me (about twice the size of a reasonably-sized baby) have really discouraged me from giving birth.

[@Vladjenka]

I didn't expect him to be this big either, but no worries. The only bad thing about the baby being big is that the parents have harder time carrying him arround. I had it the same with my baby boy and he turned out just fine.

[@agustinvenegas5238]

the Golden Spider-Duck there's always the option for a c-section but that comes with its whole set of problems

[@vgfbestuur9565]

"Its time to get ill" whahah i died, hank i love your humor

[@evanscott146]

Beastie Boys reference?

[@samuelboucher1454]

Evan Scott ill from the candy, yo!

[@PinkChucky15]

Charlie S_ That was awesome lol

[@ronihasan8156]

Charlie S_ vged

[@ronihasan8156]

PinkChucky15 b

[@samanthachristine89]

Cutest back of a baby head I ever did see!

[@lafayettethebaguette1418]

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[@jmz1736]

samanthachristine89 ikr

[@B4wolfpak]

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[@lourdesmontes9701]

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[@halem6580]

I couldn't stop smiling throughout the whole video

[@vlogbrothers]

It was very fun to edit. My wife is so funny!

[@jmz1736]

I love how fascinated hank is with the Hershey kisses; I love how fascinated hank is by everything

[@jackvalleli4460]

Hate to be that guy, but that's not a stormtrooper. It's a Republic Coruscant Security Trooper

[@vlogbrothers]

Alright but...you don't /really/ hate being that guy, do you? :-p

[@supremegeek149]

Tyrannosaurus rekt. Much love Hank (or John, whichever the case may be).

[@1224chrisng]

Prequels Suck

[@jackvalleli4460]

***** No, I really don't hate being that guy. In fact, it's sometimes quite fun. Thank you.

[@minergmaingx2000]

Technically a Coruscant Guard.

[@juststeveschannel]

What (or who) could be more awesome than a fun visit with Hank and Katherine, a guest cameo from Orrin, and almost as an afterthought, "Oh, yeah, Nerdfighters, we raised $71,000 for refugee causes last week." SO MUCH GOOD IN A WORLD IN A WEEK WITH SO MUCH BAD. Can't wait for my poster, and while I know they were brought up as one-chance offer, I wouldn't mind if some showed up again available at P4A time. Posters? Calendars?

[@ShirinRose]

Hank first said $71,000, then a moment later said $7,100. Anyone know which one is correct?

[@okayheykae]

@shirinie999 - it was $71,000 total spread between 10 charities so they each got $7,100

[@RainaRamsay]

This kickstarter still has 3 more days. Profits are split between ACLU and the artist. www.kickstarter.com/projects/trekspert1/social-justice-t-shirt-company-libertys-with-her

[@vampyricon7026]

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[@kelliwilbert]

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[@lijohnyoutube101]

I just love how Hank loves this woman... like he’s ALL in! She seems much more reserved perhaps its just the camera/public mode!

[@mushaboomer]

HE DID IT WITH THE PLUNGER

[@shelbeyjonesdodson532]

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[@SirNeutral]

I vote for nosehair trimmer!

[@vlogbrothers]

No....he did it with the toilet paper!

[@rennix1957]

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[@tkenyon7888]

He did it with the plunger that was covered in toilet paper. Obviously.

[@fionablackmoore8035]

Hank Green is obviously using charming wife and adorable baby for views. Sad!

[@majamarkiola8836]

lol

[@brynosborne954]

i mean it's working on me and i'm not upset

[@theirnewstart8493]

I'm fairly certain the OP was impersonating Donald Trump as a joke

[@fionablackmoore8035]

Indeed I am a big fan of the president's writing style

[@dr.edwardrichtofen365]

SAD! LOSER! PATHETIC! lol

[@ScottKorin]

First thing I thought of when I saw the Target was "I wonder if Hank is going to stay there for 15 hours again."

[@lourdesmontes9701]

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[@adityakhanna113]

Exactly. He probably had nightmares

[@Razbeariez]

I always forget those candies are called conversation hearts. I call them chalk hearts because that's almost exactly what they taste like.

[@vampyricon7026]

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[@solomonwinter2891]

Brynley Louise you've eaten chalk?

[@Razbeariez]

I mean... not on purpose... haha.

[@darkfire090]

I mean... who hasn't dried chalk on purpose?

[@kateh7484]

Are those giraffes I spy on Orin's onesie?!? He's def a Nerdfighter, and a very big baby 😋

[@vlogbrothers]

He's freaking gigantic. We both threw our backs out in the first month. At different times, luckily.

[@fossilfighters101]

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[@lafayettethebaguette1418]

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[@silverandexact]

I'm a nanny for a baby born October 18th and OMG ORIN IS A GIANT COMPARED TO HER.

[@KatrinaEames]

that chocolate rose has seen more of the world than I have and it doesn't even have eyes

[@rachelcraven4856]

NEW VLOGBROTHERS VIDEOS ARE LIFE

[@soundlyawake]

when you threw the Oreo I jumped hahahaha ⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@ManofTheFallout]

I just eat fried cow hearts for valentine's day. I prefer the literal approach

[@MarianFAzeemAngel]

The back of Orin's head is giving me life!! AND THE BABY NOISES

[@chloepitre2657]

Aww you guys have such a cute family

[@TMartin0092]

Baby Orin is growing so fast! Also, I love when Katherine makes guest appearances on Vlogbrothers and Dear Hank and John!

[@navarrareid9184]

"Your brain will suggest a flavour." LOL

[@TJtheBee]

BABY ORIN!!!!

[@lafayettethebaguette1418]

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[@mrclueuin]

TJ Metamorphosis + 👶😊

[@requiembeeblebroxx]

:D

[@Julia-mf8tx]

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[@sugarbuz2010]

TJ Metamorphosis +

[@jaimie00]

I adore Katherine's sense of humor. Also, baby Orin is getting so big. Babies do tend to do that, but time seems to go so fast in relation to babies. There's gotta be a part of Relativity that addresses this issue.

[@danegonzales5651]

Orin's little voice at 3:42 is just so darn adorable.

[@MsAnneBoleyn]

That "Come on buhbeh" at 2:00 killed me

[@AlmiraBat]

Can't stop watching this. Katherine clearly isn't into it, but does it to make Hank happy. Goals.

[@andrejparunovic6888]

1:20 how romantic

[@carissavietti4231]

What is Katherine saying at 45 seconds? Is she pregnant again?

[@vlogbrothers]

Hah! No! But breast feeding moms still have to eat more so they can make all that good baby food!

[@rhianas.847]

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[@KaliBerg]

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[@idontneedachannel2]

Blergh!! I think she said something like "Gotta feed that baby later!" I ate waaaaaay more while I was breastfeeding than when I was pregnant. BF burns like 500-700 calories a day.

[@jocelynblevin8561]

THE BABY!!!

[@skylerwitherspoon]

Thank you for uploading the unedited one, that's exactly what I want every time you make a fun video :)

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Glad to see Katherine back. How's motherhood, Katherine? Is Hank helpful?

[@RoboticYeti]

Katherine!!!! The fact that there's a nearly 40 minute extended version with the two of you makes me happier than I can articulate. You guys are my fav.

[@raven2269]

Did anyone give you funny looks when they saw you cart filled with so much of valentine's candy?

[@vlogbrothers]

When we were checking out this old lady looked at my camera and was like, "Get any good pictures?" I told her I had been documenting my valentines candy purchases. She said, "Sounds like an important thing to document!"

[@jmz1736]

vlogbrothers is it not?

[@MarkThePage]

I can barely handle vlogging in public with a phone. For you to go out with a full blown camera you are either very brave, or very confident in your current place in life.

[@mineola_]

Hank, John, and the nerdfighter community give me some hope for humanity.

[@kujmous]

Chocolates are my favorite in general. Dark chocolate makes me make sounds.

[@MiddleAgedNerd]

Honestly, fresh strawberries dipped in dark chocolate is like instant happiness.

[@allisonblanton8571]

Middle Aged Nerd but strawberry goop mixed with chocolate can make you sad XD

[@jbkjbk1999]

Hank and Katherine's relationship is the best thing

[@meghan879]

This was really precious 💜

[@ItTakesII]

Orin is so large!! sorry what was this video about? BABY!!

[@sarahstephens9005]

Thanks for making me smile with this video, this was very cute and fun :)

[@divyashreerao1113]

I just love this video!

[@Kacs_ky]

Love you both!!

[@theodoro4152]

Hi! Love your videos!!! Thanks so much!!!

[@BirdGirlSami]

I was so happy when I saw the caption at the end, the whole time I was hoping there would be an unedited version! x

[@clairemiller1227]

Beautiful, wonderful, pure video

[@JenSmithlaurelqueen]

possibly the cutest candy trying out video ever... I loved every part of this.. when I have more time I will watch the extended cut and I will love it.. : D

[@axolotl.4078]

This is so unbelievably adorable

[@mirnder]

I needed this video today. :D

[@alextcherdak5896]

"lady and the tramp" moments: rose: 1:17 rope: 1:56 (it kinda bothers me that they're only one consonant apart)

[@shelbeyjonesdodson532]

Orin is so ridiculously cute!!!

[@RainaRamsay]

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[@nataliam450]

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[@cinderblockstudios]

I could watch an entire channel of Hank and Katherine taste testing things!

[@sadique]

I just finished watching allllllllllll of the vlogbrothers videos from the beginning (I'm a new nerdfigher!) and you guys have come a long way. I'm glad you can still be silly. :) Little moments of joy like this do a lot more to decrease world suck than we realize I think.

[@Iiuoypline]

Am I allowed to call you dad and mom?

[@louiseycheese]

I absolutely love videos with you two together, because after 10 years of being married, you still manage to have time for silliness and goofing around. I was grinning through this entire video. Here's to another 10 more for you both :)

[@KayseeAndy]

Bebe! So cute. And The Katherine is glowing, your family is awesome Hank.

[@miri2810]

This is the kind of contentent I subscribed for :)

[@hannaho9471]

This was simple and lovely and hilarious!

[@pezstachios]

This was so sweet :)

[@ToriJosephine]

This is the sort of quality content that keeps me coming back. Seriously tho I platonically love u guys

[@sarahmclaenchoreography4091]

Yessssss I missed stuff like this!

[@syddlinden8966]

"Professor Poop, in the bathroom, with the toilet paper." XD You two really are made for each other. I cannot stop grinning. This is so damn funny! XD

[@PanicProvisions]

The juxtaposition of John's last video and the pure silliness of this is awesome.

[@rikwisselink-bijker]

I got an add for VidCon Amsterdam in the pre-roll, so I start off the video with a big smile already :) PS it's gonna be my first con, so I'm quite exited

[@AllenLeland]

This was a great video guys :)

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

AWESOME FAM !

[@hnewbrough7202]

I love it so much! ❤❤

[@zentouro]

purchasing an alarmingly large quantity of valentine's themed nerds rope is the best part of february 15th.

[@abbyandino273]

I missed The Katherine! Cant wait to watch the longer cut in Hanks Channel

[@bronzewolf6464]

Ahhhh! I love your taste-test videos with Kathrine!

[@cookiedemander]

The cuteness levels!

[@anelguerrero801]

this was amazingly cute!!!

[@nameless7838]

If a StormTrooper Valentine's candy heart would say anything i would guess it would be "Missed again."

[@sarahgent2674]

VidCon Europe ad before the video. At first I didn't know as the video is narrated by Hank so I thought there just wasn't an ad.

[@modestieispurete]

"Haven't had a nerd in a long time" he says, having just had a baby with his wife

[@mdstarfaith706]

I'm surprised Hank dared step foot into Target again. After spending, you know, an entire day in there as punishment once.

[@emmadonnelly4173]

i love how much they love each other 💖💖

[@CouchpunchMusic]

what a wonderful video

[@StellaStars631]

Adorable video lol

[@Colburrito213]

goals

[@JohnTCano]

YAY!!!! Another hank and Katherine video!!!!!! Y'all should really do that podcast. I still think the one about her grandmother's cook book was one of the best vlogbrothers videos ever. I'm glad you are making more fun videos again. It makes me laugh and smile and remember good things in the world. You and Katherine are awesome and I hope y'all enjoy parenting life! I hear it's hard!

[@DukeGusion]

this was nice ^^

[@DukeGusion]

this is the first time i got pretty hyped about a prerole ad, as it was for vidcon :D

[@p1nkpumpkin773]

Katherine is AWESOME!!! She should be in more videos

[@rowantree7218]

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[@ilikeoranges4]

I love Katherine's pronunciation of leopard.

[@ericpomeroy3461]

Hank it was really nice seeing your whole little family in this video.

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

This was the cutest video I've seen in so long. This might be the cutest Vlogbrothers video, right after "Adorable Baby Is Adorable"

[@tangiblethursday]

Look at that cute little squish! I'm so happy for Katherine and Hank that they have a happy and healthy little baby. I know they're awesome parents! 😊

[@hellosaera]

you guys are so sweet together, you always make me laugh :) and wow BIG BABY i bet he's going to be a giant like his dad

[@rosa8596]

also Orin is sooooo cute omigod

[@TheBubblypumpkin]

baby already knows when parents are having candy without them... smart little human

[@Jebbtube]

Much love.

[@andrewscott6166]

10/10. Would watch again. And also now I'm super hungry.

[@Lnmrlnd]

My favorite part of the video is the baby. So cute. So adorable. Congratulations Hank and Katherine.

[@Silver1226]

That was really fun, I look forward to watching the ridiculous 40 minute version of this :D

[@BanthaWorship]

Katherine is my favorite vlogbrother.

[@oliviageyer5716]

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[@ricearoni06]

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