Van Damme Movie Knock Off: Rob Schneider & Exploding Pants - Best Movie Ever

The insane Jean Claude Van Damme movie Knock Off is such an amazing masterpiece, that it somehow overcomes Rob Schneider at his Rob Schneiderest and even makes you wish you had your own pants bombs. Also, Budda blows up for some reason.
#vandamme #jcvd #actionmovies #bestmovies #spaceice

[@KareemHarper]

JCVD screaming, "YOU LIED TO ME!" shook me to my core. I had to look in the mirror and reassure myself I would never lie to JCVD.

[@ped0ph1LeYouTube]

Never!

[@yourmumsman]

Agreed

[@Moses_CP]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alphabarre9096]

🤣🤣🤣

[@josephsalmonte4995]

Lmao best comment 🤣

[@frankoconnell6745]

“But let’s be real. He was dead the second that kick landed!” 😂😂😂

[@ryanryniel]

I saw this comment and thought it wasn't funny then I got to the part where the context was and it was freaking hilarious. AHAHAH

[@chapelcruz9623]

That part had me me rolling for mins!!

[@harryhoudini714]

usually Space Ice is reliable when it comes to this but occasionally he fucks up! That guy was dead BEFORE the kick landed by the sheer air pressure completely liquifying his brain!

[@The_ZeroLine]

Best part. Lmao

[@jellis9618]

How do you come up with such brilliant lines? “Now Van Damme’s half machine, and you guys are full f*cked.” “Van Dammakin Skywalker” Pure gold.

[@NenaVA1]

That line is the funniest thing I heard and somehow couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AcidWords1]

Also loved Hasbenjamin Button.

[@jackbits6397]

Or "he's going to go Jean Claude Van Ham". I even thought I'm going to use that one day.

[@ronaldcarothers6363]

...fucking GOLD...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nemonucliosis]

Killing half of Korean was pretty good too

[@OnlyAFoolsHope]

I love how all of JCVD’s epic spin kicks and stunts are performed by himself meanwhile Seagull needs stunt men to walk.

[@heybro6105]

I want this man to narrate my alarm clock. "Get your LAZY ASS up, go take a shower, and GET. TO. WORK!"

[@bigpapisosa7097]

God, Yes! This comment needs more likes.

[@willx1987x]

He needs a fiverr account

[@beckyriddle6650]

“I have NO idea why your sorry ass is still laying around…but Steven Seagal can waddle faster than this”

[@williamkanderson3]

@@beckyriddle6650 yessss!

[@Veins1]

"Get your fucking LAZY ASS up, go take a fucking shower, and GET. THE. FUCK. TO. WORK!"

[@mcrichton46]

The cameos of JCVD dancing in Thailand in every video kills me every time 😂 like Space Ice manages to shoe horn it in a different way in every single video some how

[@SpiritSoaring13]

This running gag is the reason I subscribed like a fucking mark!!!! 🤣🤣 It's fucking gold, I say!!!!

[@Holypikemanz]

Van Damme's splits and insanely hip focused dancing is so odd and yet the women are digging him, the background guys are hating van damme so hard but dont dare say anything.

[@Humongous420]

Makes me laugh every VanDamn time

[@Ah-ed6ie]

It's never gonna go away💯

[@chrisbg99]

Plausible as well.

[@Vintersemestre00]

I love that in every movie, no matter what's going on, JCVD finds a chance to travel to Thailand and show us those sweet dance moves.

[@MATYFONTES]

"He also pulls the trigger so hard, that everyone he shoots go f*cking flying", DIED AT THAT PART.

[@lordmorklen5166]

Van Dam was the original Cyberpunk Solo. Actually casting JCVD as Morgan Blackhand would be the most epic shit ever.

[@Baghdadbatterymusic]

"i wouldn't want to be Rob Schneider right now; but then again, nobody ever would" Savage yet accurate

[@beckyriddle6650]

I’m still digesting turkey and gravy. And you give us JCVD for dessert. God bless you sir

[@AphasicMute]

Hell yeah

[@crashburn3292]

Santa Claus came a month early.

[@frankallen4833]

@@crashburn3292 Giggity

[@SofaKingShit]

It would suck if you were still digesting it now.

[@GarethAlan81]

Being Van Damme's brother is more dangerous than being an extra on Star Trek.

[@russmarasheski7005]

The Red shirts, lol

[@adamfrost3139]

Yes, needs to sign a waiver just to wake up in the morning

[@witz3087]

But hey, it's Van Damme we're talking about, so whoever gets to be his brother lives an epic life either way

[@tonyromano6220]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheGOAT-hj6sl]

Christian Slater was an extra on a Star Trek movie. . . . . .

[@marquito63]

"Van Damme stops sliding and starts back up again...they didn't edit it that way Van Damme can actually do that" Holy crap my kids thought I was crazy I was laughing so much lol

[@crashburn3292]

How the hell did Rob Schneider and Dennis Rodman beat out all the other A-list celebrities who no doubt auditioned for this epic movie?!

[@scotthenderson292]

I bet they were willing to do it for pennies.

[@ErwinSchrodinger64]

Rob Schneider had cancer and AIDS prior to the making of this film. He was cured after this film. Van Damme allowed Schneider, in the film, as an act of mercy. Dennis Rodman was just too retarded. There was no cure for that.

[@Cheezyfeet86]

JCVD wanted the challenge

[@marekgrandepene385]

Rob Schneider is main G

[@willalan9167]

Well, Seagal wasn't available so they did the best with what they had

[@user-tm9ho3bm4v]

One minute in and I'm already crying "If you don't like JCVD eat SH*T" 😂

[@TextieruL]

"But he's Van Damme, and you're not"... 🤣🤣🤣

[@zamazett1103]

"Oh Van Damm, we don't deserve you."😊

[@chidiozuzu2962]

Space Ice : " Do whatever you want to Schneider, nobody gives a sh*t" Van Damme : "sh*t" Space Ice : "Oh f*ck!" 🤣 This Channel is a Gem.

[@rieniekramer1912]

AGREED😂😂😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

I honestly can't name a single bad Van Damme movie, He's on another level

[@countdracula2533]

The only bad van damme movie, is the one that never made it to production and released

[@CNYKnifeNut]

@@markvarley2962 Damn right, not a single bad movie!

[@taylorjeremy71]

Damme straight

[@whom382]

I do have to say that I fell asleep during his TV series so many times that I have no idea what happened.

[@baronvonshekel7323]

Universal Soldier 4 was crap tho

[@basildog007]

As a Belgian citizen, born and raised, I can only say this about Jean-Claude Van Damme: You're welcome 🤲

[@Dean1000...]

Thank you for Van Damme.

[@handsomeDRAC]

Are you the parent?

[@saxmanclay]

The second guy gets f*cking NO SCOPED! 🤣 Absolutely spit out my coffee from that line

[@ticklemewesker7019]

He didn’t lie… He gave us Rob Schnieder 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@scottchaison1001]

What's bad in it?

[@devastatedbaby]

@@scottchaison1001 im sure it was nothin

[@theomen7665]

Rob's greatest performance.... aside from the time he was a stapler, of course

[@crashburn3292]

"....and he's about to find out, that being a stapler, is harder than it looks! Rated PG-13"

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

Deuce Bigalow was the bestest! Still hilariously stupid to this day.

[@98erics]

@@crashburn3292 "Rob Schneider is.... A carrot! Rated PG"

[@eEmm1]

Deuce Bigallow is his best work.

[@ped0ph1LeYouTube]

@@eEmm1 Deuce Bigalow is a classic

[@ob1slam]

This movie is basically JCVD doing a Jackie Chan movie. I love it.

[@Marko777ify]

Well that's the point. The movie is a Hong Kong action movies knock off.

[@benjaminrivera3259]

0:51 “if you don’t love JCVD then you can eat shit” i can’t stop laughing 😂

[@anibalcarranza3548]

“No jurisdiction over JCVD” 😂

[@MRSAUltraviolet]

I'm not sure how JCVD won all those awards with that dance, but I approve!!

[@SpaceIce]

Did you see the dance??

[@MRSAUltraviolet]

@@SpaceIce other than the one from Kickboxer? No.. I'm surprised he didn't win a latin Grammy award.

[@SpiritSoaring13]

DO YOU NOT HAVE EYES CONNECTED TO A BRAIN? Twas glorious, good sir!

[@farwoodfarm9296]

Might want to get those eyes checked.

[@ped0ph1LeYouTube]

Wut? What do you mean how? The other nominees just refused to be even considered. There was a riot. They had to give it all to JCVD.

[@SubaruMalibu]

After decades, it pleases me to finally discover a kindred spirit who appreciates the glory of Jean-Claude Van Damme's classic KNOCK OFF. The legendary Tsui Hark directed this fever dream of batshit insanity, and words can't describe the insanity found therein.

[@The_ZeroLine]

Tsui Harkonen!

[@Balrog4242]

The rickshaw scene is clearly an Orson Welles level reference to how JCVD is completely carrying the movie.

[@polreamonn]

It would have been a very rickety show without JCDV's presence. I'll see myself out.

[@streamsofsilveronline7797]

This is the best channel I have found in years. It was like when I found Pitch Meeting for the first time. Epic dude. Fucking epic

[@account3m]

Totally agree here. Also Space Ice already has some spectacular catch phrases just like Pitch Meeting.

[@fluidarana3637]

Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience = Van Damme dancing in Thailand 🤣

[@BossLevel2013]

Facts

[@dfchang813]

IMO he is funnier than Pitch Meeting. I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time. Honest Trailers sorta lost their touch. This is super good.

[@richlasma]

@@dfchang813 l just found him too, during the van damme cyborg review l laughed harder than l can remember, the bad guy tried kissing a girl and got rejected DURING the fight😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cashtonbriggs2135]

"VanDamm-ikin Skywalker"...I'm pissing myself laughing right now. Absolute Brilliance!!🤣🤣

[@MistrChocolate]

“Do whatever you want to Schneider…”😂😂😂😂

[@jamesnorman9160]

"It looks like Van Damme's brother is going to be just fine"- *gets promptly launched out of the wall by a missile hidden in his safe and blown up* "OH WHAT THE F***?!" Seems like the only appropriate response for that scene. I have vague memories of watching this back in the day but I don't remember that part!

[@LordDeBahs]

honestly i dont rember anithing from this movie apart of begining race and broken shoes

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

For every JCVD spin-kick, God creates a kitten.

[@lazaron1]

Factually this is the greatest movie ever. Written by Steven Souza who wrote "Die Hard," directed by Hark Tsui who directed "once upon a time in china." Paul Sorvino and JCVD is in it, I rest my case.

[@loumencken9644]

de Souza had an amazing writing career, writing the screenplays for 48 Hrs, Die Hard, and Commando. Of course, he also wrote Hudson Hawk and this JCVD atrocity.

[@cybercop0083]

They even cast Rob Schneider, to give the competition a fighting chance🥸

[@johnlucas6683]

Once upon a time in china, the series or movie series rather? Man, I love those! My first exposure to Jet Li!

[@aquaticlibrary]

I swear these vids make every movie 10x better

[@nemonucliosis]

I find seagal ones the most entertaining.

[@adamfrost3139]

Yes, i hope space ice keeps making these, so much more to discuss 👍

[@darrenclements6028]

Knock off is vintage van dammage at his best Rest in peace Paul Sorvino legends never die

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

"Whipping JCVD's ass with an eel. I died.....

[@boutaba16]

Explodes people's souls with spinning kicks 💀

[@Acpes452]

These Thailand Bar Dance scenes are getting some epic backstories. Glad to see they're in every single JCVD movie

[@pjc5637]

He pulls the trigger so hard everybody goes flying😂😂

[@dirbrody]

The ending credits song is actually really catchy “It’s a knock-off… It’s a knock-off”

[@tallulahbeaverhausen4382]

Jean Claude caused a lot of Van Dammage in this movie ! Hell yeah ! Awesome movie, awesome review, Space Ice !

[@mikelparo]

How come I have never seen this movie before?? I must be living under a rock

[@seanmillette4323]

After he ramps the car out of the second story window and drives off, I think he drives across the same bridge developed by Chad & Alex’s parents in Double Impact. It’s the JCVD multiverse.

[@SpaceIce]

ITS THEIR BIRTHRIGHT

[@snowzombie86]

Thank you for appreciating JCVD the way the 99% of the world does.

[@NenaVA1]

My only Christmas wish is for you to narrate The Expendables movies...I don't know if you consider it or not, but either way...this channel is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[@rabih1978]

That wasn't a van damme movie, That was a rob Schneider roast

[@AcidWords1]

Don't you dare give JCVD second billing.(Read in Space Ice voice)

[@sceneitallwithjeffandjon6984]

Lol

[@big70nhs]

I’m so damn happy you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve bro.

[@65MaX73]

The algorithm god has blessed this guy. He suddenly popped in my recommended videos and i watched half the videos so far

[@chiranjibbaruah5044]

So VanDamme happy

[@dosuserx]

i was a japanese exchange student and one day on tv, japanese tv mind, i saw this masterpiece. i was shocked id never heard of it cuz of jcvd and rob are big celebs back then. the movie blew my mind and i was laughing hysterically the whole way thru. i had to buy it immediately once they invented amazon. i thought for a few years that i had imagined it cuz i watched a lot of crazy stuff on japanese tv that was surreal, violent, horrible, or insane.

[@cantera]

That is just precious

[@ZombieWilfred]

10:48 There's always a bomb in JCVD's pants... He calls it his "Jean Claude Van Ham!" 😂🤣

[@afrostigmeister]

JCVD's cool 'slip & slide' all over the ship scene was sooo awesome that Seagal just had to add a "slide (while on his side) across a dry floor scene in his own movie called Belly Of The Beast

[@HamiltonOfiyai]

"You didn't convert from Hong Kong dollars, to US dollars." 🤣 Literally my brother and I's favorite movie.

[@amybowman5111]

Love JCVD he's an absolute legend ❤️

[@ryansnustad9133]

The blood sport scene will probably never get old. Long live JCVD.

[@why-kc1bz]

When you said you would do Rob Schneider movies, i had no idea we'd start with a Schneider/ JCVD combo. Keep it up, Mr. Ice ✌️

[@grapeshot]

Yes that is quite impressive having to deal with Rob Schneider. And coming out with some honor intact.

[@scottchaison1001]

I don't understand the hate towards Schneider.

[@scottchaison1001]

@@UDontCare0 ?

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

That has absolutely nothing to do with why people have a problem with him. His supposed love of America.

[@scottchaison1001]

@@blackismyfavoritecolor869 ?

[@grapeshot]

@@scottchaison1001 ?

[@victordupuy9166]

The reaction to his brother getting killed. Even when I know it's coming, it gets me every time.

[@veteranmode]

"Potato sack race between your IT department " lmao😆

[@docwho2828]

I didn't know Nostalgia Critic was in this movie and fights against J.C.V.D.! Awesome!!!

[@MrPolicekarim]

ROTFL!

[@timi_ro]

Yeah, and he was in THE BATMAN too, remember!

[@NenaVA1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tennozeorymer]

Oh man. JCVD "goes Jean-Claude Van ham" and "goes full Van Dammakin Skywalker"... There are some real gems in this one. Another great video. Thanks!

[@AF-fb4no]

I laughed so hard, i love this channel so much.

[@petrifiedtoaster8572]

Another Space Ice video? About Van-Damme time! These are godly.

[@devondixon8841]

I cannot explain how appreciative I am for these reviews.

[@CapybaraConnoisseur89]

5:30 I am crying here omg 😭 please don't ever stop making these.

[@houseofhas9355]

JCVD made my childhood. I watched this movie so many times as a 9year old, it brought back memories. I love this movie. my favorite JCVD movie. The rigshaw race is amazing.

[@johnniejackson9794]

"Clearance rack Tim Roth" 😂

[@bradleydahlgren6632]

When he said "do you know what you did?!!!" I started recapping my week 🤔 🤣

[@SRMoore1178]

This movie was so amazing I did multiple bombing runs in my own pants. This movie was life changing and I still have the underwear and the streaks from that day to prove it.

[@bernardtinashe]

🤣🤣 the best movie reviews on KZbin 👌🏽🤣

[@datgirl4509]

I wait for the dance break EVERYTIME🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆💯💯💯💯

[@salemsalem9064]

God damn it. That dancing scene never gets old.

[@mrcead]

You brought me back. We used to do this VanDamme slide in our slick hallway bouncing from wall to wall right after we saw this movie until we grew too big to do it anymore 🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Wrestling-Horror_collector]

I love this movie honestly. It’s so outrageous it’s great.

[@loscrows1836]

I definitely love the Ben Hur reference. If jcvd and Ben Hur were in a dance fight, jcvd would kick his ass.

[@waaagh3203]

Little known fact: Jean Claude Van Damme was so sexy, that it was actually giving those who watched his movies in theaters heart attacks. After discovering this liability, the studios were trying to figure out a way to alleviate that risk, and they found that so many minutes of screen time with Rob Schneider reduced it significantly.

[@Princip666]

I did not expect Rob Schneider in this one. What a twist! 😅

[@BillFinger27]

DAMMIT, Space Ice! I was eating lunch while watching this. It's been a tradition of mine to guess which part the dance scene will arrive, but it came out the moment I just had a spoonful in my mouth. I am cleaning up my desk as we speak AWESOME STUFF, BRO!

[@frankspeakmore7104]

Your reviews between JCVD and Steven Seagal are f***ing awesome and hilarious, patent that voice and background music you are going places.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

@8:41 Damn, Steven Seagull has finally accepted to run in a movie without the need of a double stunt.

[@Gabriel-all]

LoL

[@brunospfc8511]

That's not a Pineapple, that's a Durian

[@phillipnoetzel7637]

The scene at 9:30 is brilliantly narrated; laughed my ass off.

[@DaveQZ85]

Even though it’s a durian, calling it a pineapple in the voiceover just…works 😂

[@bigpapisosa7097]

Rob Schneider review and JCVD review in one. Well played, sir.

[@WanArk86]

Those were the best choreographed kicks I ever seen in a JCVD movie and I didn't saw too much of his movie. The camera work while the characters in action and that "wall zoom" camera transition was seamless. Chef kiss all around.

[@enjoythestruggle]

"I wouldn't like to be Rob Schneider right now, but then again, nobody ever would." Ahahahaha xD

[@tylerdordon99]

I wish JCVD made more movies with Sammo Hung choreography.

[@SuperSuperdude88]

LMFAO a pov of van dams FOOT going into a sneaker! hahahaha

[@JerryListener]

I think this is the best one (and I've watched them all several times). Somehow, you've become the Jean Claude of movie reviewers..

[@Battlescarred_Shogun]

"after completely wrecking half the population of Hong Kong" 😂 😂 I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!

[@THISISBORN]

The background music always cracks me up right away

[@chowzan9477]

Watched this a lot as a kid, it's so goofy it becomes awesome Plus its got JCVD in it so its awesome by default anyway.

[@MMccloud]

You sir and your analysis of the legend known as JCVD are a god’s gift to mankind. It’s just JCVDtastic

[@ZombieWilfred]

I would've gone with "Jean Claude Vantastic!..." 😂

[@MMccloud]

@@ZombieWilfred tomato TOM ato good sir

[@dizzy1369]

Best dance break commentary in a while 😂😂🤣😂

[@JohnSmith-we1xg]

"Do what you want with Rob Schneider..." LOL🤣

[@MrAngerius]

Damn that rocket flying right out of the safe rly took me off-guard holy shit. Now movies are even afraid to show blood...

[@synthnation9857]

I watch this movie a lot on vcd when I was a kid. and it's great to know that it's still as awesome as when I watch it.

[@RoseOfSharyn18]

"Van Dammakin Skywalker" pure gold oh my god hahaha.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Of all the Vann Dam cutaway dancing jokes, this was the funniest narration out of all of them

[@ReeceDee]

I do not ever get tired of the inventive ways you insert JCVD into English sentences to enhance their original boring meaning.

[@starsiegeplayer]

You know, I can't decide if I like the reviews of Van Damme or Segal better 😃 I mean, it's fun to see how silly Seagal's films are, but I love the awesomeness of the VanDamme reviews.

[@ajaxz421]

I am so happy to have found this channel and the other people who enjoy it. I’ve found my people.