Very Rare Insults

[@magnusbruce4051]

Thing is, he almost certainly does have an interesting fact about the Mongolian empire. And he probably did share it on a YT short. His channel is full of nuggets of historical facts.

[@kasocool2812]

I've probably learned more about history from him than school

[@mythos2490]

@@kasocool2812and fun maps! Lmao

[@abzinhoo]

Hm

[@dorcat2867]

That’s what was extremely funny about this insult because it’s exactly what he does😂😂

[@datsephardicboi9358]

literally. I follow them on Tiktok, and 99% of their page is her asking him about ancient history, and him excitedly explaining it to her. it's cute as hell.

[@Paidnotspaid420]

Sneako literally cried at seeing Danny Gonzalez wear makeup. A female ant is more alpha male than he is

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Danny is an absolute alpha male and nothing can change my mind. He has more masculinity in his little finger than anyone threatened by men wearing make up.

[@Paidnotspaid420]

@@Cowboy_Frog exactly!

[@CartoDarko]

WAIT ACTUALLY LMAO the type of people that call others snowflakes when they don't like being called slurs are the same people that act like that LOL

[@remenir97]

Last dude in pic is literally Stakuyi - a History youtuber so this dude’s not entirely wrong.

[@TheMilkMan31]

I'm late but he also does hoi4 IV been watching his content so long but I freaked the fuck out when I saw the legs mommy long legs lookin ahh

[@Keglanek]

In 1999 there was a thing on TV telling people to have sex in April to get a 'millennium baby'

[@M1nedaft]

9:37 if youve seen his channel, you know he does

[@rottenfiggy]

Seeing the human pet guy on George's channel is like a jumpscare

[@catfluff85]

5:47 and this is why I like it when the chocolate says "made in the Netherlands" cuz that's how you know its good (imo)

[@BuckledFrame2187]

9:35 fun fact, currently mongolia have an active navy, despite being a labdlocked country in a desert, but they only have one person who knows how to sail a boat. Theyre affraid of water

[@zakbook15]

lets be honest trading james corden for kevin bacon was the best deal the uk ever made

[@doveydoos]

honestly George reminds me of that one chicken from chicken run; solely his hatred of gravy

[@43y90]

I hope you’re happy in life doveydoos

[@kerys_2009_c]

Always a fine evening when GeorgeM posts a vid.

[@bobbieisnotcool]

always a TERRIBLE evening😡😡

[@giglebiggle]

@@bobbieisnotcool agreed i always DESPISE when George uploads

[@kerys_2009_c]

@@bobbieisnotcoolhi bobbie 😘😉🤩 GET OUT MY IGGY. RIGHT. NOW. you were not invited to my party!!

[@bobbieisnotcool]

@@giglebiggle me and you buddy, me and you. we’re the real ones 🤝

[@kerys_2009_c]

@@giglebigglehe helps me have fun while eating my spaghetti wdym ⁉️⁉️

[@horrorterrorharvey]

9:12 human pet guy jumpscare

[@alecstronach]

ima assume "Rayleighynn" is just a stupidly hard way to spell what I guess is pronounced "Raylin"

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

I'd love to see an Irish themed section on this channel. You would be in stitches some of the sayings and insults we have lad

[@bobbieisnotcool]

no actually you’re kind of real for that

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

​​@@bobbieisnotcoolspeak English lass please

[@travisdingolaite6184]

i too, would enjoy this a lot

[@kerys_2009_c]

@@The_Republic_of_Irelandshe’s saying she agrees with you fully

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

​@@kerys_2009_cah sound 👍

[@brybrybry995]

My god, human pet guy looks exactly how someone who is a human pet guy would look.

[@GcubePlayer8]

8:22 the last 2 cave men interacting

[@X3H3X]

please do more of these. they make me laugh like crazy

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

today we are going to be taking a look at some very rare insults from the subreddit r/rareinsults

[@XPGamingXPDK]

Medium Rare stake is literally the most delicious kind of steak indeed.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

As an autistic person who plays DnD I laughed at the DnD one.

[@Space_Prince]

7:56 LEAVE ME ALONEE 😭😭

[@eldritchposts]

9:13 OMG ITS THE HUMAN PET GUY

[@sewerwaluigi]

9:11 DUDE THATS THE HUMAN PET GUY NO WAY!!!

[@archerymidnight3422]

Fun fact he lives in Edinburgh. Saw him once at Waverley Station lmao

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

The opposite of a rare insult is a well-done insult, which is when they tried really hard to be unique with their wording but it ends up failing miserably A rare insult: What did you cook that under? A heated argument? A well-done insult: Your steak is still a baby inside a mummy cow ancestor that was drowned in a volcano a million years ago and the lava cooled and you dug it out.

[@redwiltshire1816]

Kinda like you explaining what a well done insult is

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@redwiltshire1816 a medium-rare insult is one that's clever but not quite as hurtful as a rare insult. A medium-rare insult: That steak was basically cooked into negative degrees. A medium-well insult is one that hurts but isn't as clever as a rare insult. The following is an example: That steak is so undercooked I bet it still moos

[@redwiltshire1816]

@@VelociraptorAnimations just messing with you don’t worry lol

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@redwiltshire1816 I didn't even get that you were trying to mess with me. I thought you left out an I and you were saying you kinda liked the explanation of the different levels on the Insult Cleverness Steak Scale. I'm a bit dumb sometimes. Also don't worry about what a medium insult is; that's just an average insult. "That is such an undercooked steak"

[@redwiltshire1816]

@@VelociraptorAnimations don’t worry I did like your scale was just adding to the humour of the video and your not dumb sarcasm is hard to notice over text

[@TTG_Games]

Some of these insults are class 😂 😂

[@sandwich3139]

Wow! Another great video from Georgeimus Maximus!

[@mmmoniwi]

that beef is raw as fuck holy shit

[@itsme_flocrofts420]

that beef is raw as shit- holy fuck

[@SodorWho]

7:52 as someone who has autism that was funny

[@BuzzingBrina]

9:16 holy shit human pet guy!!!!!

[@OmniversalInsect]

Fun fact American chocolate has the same chemical that's in vomit.

[@cr_chain]

No

[@AhsokaTano-gt6og]

thank u george my husbando 🙏

[@nejdalej]

5:11 Lmao the kid looks like Austin Power's son 😂

[@Epic11gamer]

Love the video keep up the good work

[@alecstronach]

6:20 istg its the stupidest thing. They eat stuff like chicken and rice as its high in carbs and fat, slow release energy. They avoid sugary things because thats fast release energy, but completely avoiding fast release energy is pointless xD. You get the same amount of slow release energy from a chicken stir fry and rice as you would from plain chicken and rice... might as well enjoy the food and get the same benefits lmao.

[@Bookwyrm387]

9:14 holy hell its human pet guy

[@yeet1066]

9:11 holy shit human pet guy face reveal

[@PopsPopPop]

stakuyi at the end is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Im.bad.at.naming]

I am led to believe these are some some insults that George is going to use

[@conalflood7895]

2:46 Whoever made this graphic clearly didn't grasp the metaphor of jumping the gun

[@bobbieisnotcool]

I LOVE YOU GEORGE

[@kerys_2009_c]

HEY BOBBIE

[@bobbieisnotcool]

@@kerys_2009_cEWWW KERYS

[@bobbieisnotcool]

@@kerys_2009_cEWWW KERYS

[@kerys_2009_c]

@@bobbieisnotcoolI HATE YOU !! 😡😡

[@kerys_2009_c]

@@bobbieisnotcoolYOU BETTER GET OUT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW

[@yougoslavia]

3:00 The "scone" one doesn't even rhyme because the the proper pronunciation of it is "skün". Unfortunately nobody pronounces it that way and people argue over 2 versions which are wrong.

[@mrfrog0913]

Skoon?

[@GothGirlValkyrie]

Hey, don't knock a blue steak until you've tried it! To each their own!

[@Robobo02266]

its funny cause the last guy straight up does history videos

[@JackWithaCrown]

0:06 Get that shit back in the field bro 😭

[@RobynAnarchist]

9:12 Whoaaaa, is that the human pet guy?

[@peterobinson3678]

'Water down your mayo...' - Robert Evans is a god and Behind The Bastards is his New Testament...

[@noka79]

My daughter was born on feb 14 2000... It was also a leap year, I'm 44 and watch George

[@therewasoldcringe]

not as perfect as jan 1st, she still needs to think for about 6 weeks every year

[@fiizus]

Medium rare roasts fr

[@Ducttape8150]

Where is my cool fact about the Mongolian empire

[@juropol1s]

George you’re a handsome lad

[@bobboom3420]

I loved the end of the video! It was so great!

[@samuelbastable2002]

4:54 I thought that was John Lennon for a few seconds

[@LumbagoV1ct1im247]

I'm sorry but if you get bored during Oppenheimer then you're attention span is absolutely fried

[@hafplace1346]

this was too good

[@-_-Riley.]

6:04 we don't all eat like that, eating that everyday on my bulk would be horrible, gotta have soem other meals for breakfast and just to switch up throughout the bulk, and ofc you can season, marinade, etc. it

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

Fun fact: In Europe sometimes, instead of calling it candy, you call it sweets, and candy can be both sour and sweet (obviously), therefore, if you like sour candy, then you can say that "sweets are too sweet", in Europe (and yes i found that joke funny).

[@ThePlushpaw]

Ice Spice is the first playable character and anyone afterwards were added in free updates

[@owenfitzgerald5928]

In Mongol culture, there were no soldiers. This was why they did not even have a word for soldier. Everybody was a part of the collective war machine from the moment they were born until the moment they died

[@julyoon]

6:25 underrated af

[@queenpuggles]

I can't believe is this the way I find out that Ice Spice isn't a former spice girl ...

[@sanguinedelight6464]

Spice girls had talent

[@i8akaratekid449]

“Jump the gun” refers to the start by gun in a race lol

[@witoldkopaczewski3954]

Is the guy at 9:36 "History of Everything Podcast"? Because that would mean the insult is accurate

[@moophq]

once i was told i "look like i watch memeulous" biggest insult ever

[@curiouslily4012]

daily routine.

[@wanderer314]

2:00: "It's a sci-fi game, it's not meant to be set in reality" It kinda is though, hence the "sci" part of "sci-fi". Things typically should be at least scientifically plausible, with minimal magic, otherwise it's more fantasy than sci-fi :P

[@Euanplushstudios]

George, I’ve liked and subscribed, where is my my cool Mongolian empire fact

[@Vivi_bs77]

5:46 how many times is bro gonna say american chocolate is bad i swear every video

[@MrIrdatlan]

0:50 my uncle looks like that.

[@TimeHandler]

I don't really buy into the idea of alphas. But that being said, i think a true alpha would have no problem passing his women around, in order to keep the morale of his pack high, he can get a new one whenever he wants after all. But they'd be unlikely to have only one girlfriend. So your point stands, he's not an alpha.

[@catsandzebras5066]

great vid

[@cntr0lfr3ak7]

Where is my Mongolian empire fact Mr. Memeulous?

[@willowsecho5546]

Comments in the first few minutes of your videos are cursed man 😭

[@kerys_2009_c]

fr

[@crazyrover69]

Playing halo while I watch this

[@bananabread4075]

Still signs into Reddit for making KZbin videos when he could just open a Twitter account

[@themfwestcoast]

The last dude literally makes videos about the Mongolian empire :P

[@WeirdSnakeGal]

So who else said alien in a Scooby Doo voice to see if that commenter was right? 🤣

[@bobbieisnotcool]

GORG

[@ftbtd]

January 1st 2000 is an innovative birthday, this is what my 13 yo son used for his online-accounts.

[@tampoll08]

Was once called an Imallexx clone. brutal

[@grabble7605]

"Rare steak is the best steak! Medium-rare is the best." George...Those are two different steaks. They can't both be the best. "American sweets are too sweet and their chocolate's too bitter." ...So are the sweets too sweet or too bitter?

[@BillNyeTheSovietSpy]

"The sweets are too sweet and the chocolate is too bitter"

[@EmilySinclair]

Cheers George

[@iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy]

Grorge. I have liked and subscribed. WHERE IS MY MONGOLIAN EMPIRE FACT

[@K33FY]

Some rare insults

[@SoupGoup]

Where is my fact about the Mongolian Empire

[@Hell_diver1]

At its peak, the Mongol Empire covered the most contiguous territory in history. Led at first by Genghis Khan, the empire lasted from 1206 until 1368. During that time, it expanded to cover most of Eurasia, thanks to advanced technology and a massive horde of nomadic warriors.

[@zaherbaveaur]

5:59 CADBURY OVER HERSHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

If you think American sweets are too sweet then you wouldn't handle mexicos sweets. Theyrrle so much fatter that diabetes is a cultural staple

[@pogmaster5571]

i ate my dinner watching this 👍 , thanks

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

8:01 got little areola slip going on. Damn, girl, those things take up half your bööbs? 😟

[@blueguy5978]

I liked and subscribed. Where is my cool fact about the Mongolian Empire?

[@georgehelyar]

The Pokémon trainer kid looks more like Austin Powers

[@-capcutvr]

True fans here

[@ReadytoDiveIn]

The eBOYS should reunite to get Christmas Number One. Iknow I've said this before but seriously. After LadBaby dropped out the race you stand a chance.

[@DarkCharger2]

This year and last year I went to America in August and my favourite chocolate there was a Hershey milk chocolate bar

[@erhansayal5104]

I want my Mongolian Empire fact

[@bee1501]

I can only eat meat well-done, so looking at that RAW meat made me feel physically ill

[@daphne-is-sad2002]

yummy yum 🤺

[@bobbieisnotcool]

RADIOHEAD

[@t_aikutsu]

george i liked and subscribed now where's my mongol empire fact please

[@Saaihead]

still waiting for this cool fact about the Mongolian empire like wtf where is it?

[@duckiily]

george, how does America live rent free in your head like this??? it's like, every video lmao