Very Really Good

[@ZaDe2002]

These "influencers" have no empathy whatsoever for people who are struggling during this pandemic. They should fr be deplatformed🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ER-yh8hj]

they should, sadly their fan base is majorly young teens who don’t see the severity of this pandemic

[@lenepietrusza3981]

evie rowen not even young teens tbh it’s like children like 8/9yr olds

[@charlottecultice5120]

@@lenepietrusza3981 ikr than they think it's ok to have giant parties and not wearing masks in public smh

[@saraya2043]

Alot of them have no empathy period smh

[@olafssister8390]

Saraya Exactly 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@bumbletree5101]

"If thats what you love doing man...or dude" ah yes the 2 genders. Man or dude

[@djunamason8801]

P.O.V.: you say man but you want to be all inclusive so you say dude instead

[@revenant9382]

dude and bro are gender neutral terms and you chant change my mind

[@adaon2282]

I’ve called more girls “man” the boys

[@Ines-kc1rk]

“It’s your birthday, you’ll have another one next year” Not if he keeps hosting massive parties during a pandemic

[@Sunni_Abolishes_Empires]

Period

[@graskok2863]

i-

[@athp6061]

Period 👀

[@blueninjakick5387]

well, I mean, technically he'll still have one, just that he won't be attending.

[@sararod28]

It’s the brown haired guy talking with a microphone for me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@makiyat5861]

it's the podcast for me💀💀🤑

[@harpercrafts1096]

It’s the mouth sounds for me

[@aine884]

it’s the sound for me 💀😤😭😭🤯

[@beefandcheddar693]

It's the life advice that I cry at for me

[@Sunni_Abolishes_Empires]

It’s the “I hardly know her” jokes, for me

[@issafraud419]

The second Kurtis said “walker” I already felt the “i don’t even know her!” joke forming in his head

[@teddy-xv1ti]

you can see it coming together behind his eyes

[@toast3273]

i love how kurtis was upset and then jenna was like “you’re fine” and was like “aight then i’m fine” that’s so cute lmao

[@nabiha101]

"car accidents are weird man" - Kurtis Conner, in his road safety speech in Kurtistown, 2020.

[@KikaHoogteijling]

hey my guy, you should take some time for yourself. it’s okay to feel tired and unmotivated and sad. please don’t push yourself too much. we care more about your (mental) health than your posting schedule. you’re too good to us, now please be good to yourself 💞

[@carysjones5159]

omg Kika no way

[@KikaHoogteijling]

Lauren Stenerson i think ur all misreading their comment, they were replying to me cause they saw my comment and recognised me from twitter, where we’re mutuals!!!! they’re 100% in support of my comment and yours!!!!! they weren’t disagreeing with me! everyone here is all for kurtis feeling good n happy 💞

[@KD87641]

Carys Jones lets not be selfish... of you are really a fan of him you wouldn’t care if he took a rest on videos

[@user-vd8nm8sv6x]

fr, I love his videos and podcasts but his well being is more important :)

[@carysjones5159]

@@KikaHoogteijling yes ofc !! I recognised you and ofc I just want Kurtis to be happy and take a rest of he needs to, ig I should've worded my reply a bit better JAHDHAS

[@EDEN-bs7qi]

*Kurtis Town Island actually exists!* Well, Hawaii's an island.. and there's a Kurtis Town on the island so... Pretty sure that counts!

[@elleofhearts8471]

we are NOT going to colonize hawaii...a second time

[@teresahowick5197]

elle ofhearts yeah we need an empty island.

[@Mariah-ddalgi]

:o omg it's true I just searched it up. He should take a picture under a sign there oneday with his merch on too

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

@@elleofhearts8471 nono we're not colonizing we're just letting kurtis know that hes plagiarizing cus kurtistown already exists

[@mikeoochie6593]

Kurtis can just buy Hawaii and then be the owner of Kurtis town lol🤣

[@PossiblyAlena]

“Walker Bush” sounds like a bad 5 minute crafts disguise 🌳👀

[@shandellebergen]

It makes me really pissed about the whole Covid party situation, my stepsister died A couple weeks after Covid hit, and we still haven’t been able to have a funeral to honour her. Then these heartless influencers are just going out in groups of 70 partying with there friends when they could easily make money from home. If everyone did their part things would be a lot better by now. Anyways, great video kurtis

[@fatima8971]

i 100% agree with you, i don’t understand why people just make literal teenagers famous. we aren’t fully mature yet so imagine how much power and privilege they think they have just because they’re famous.. covid could’ve been done and over with if we had just followed precautions. i’m really sorry that happened to you, and i hope you’re doing better!

[@Kurious_Kiwi]

I'm so sorry you havnt been able to put your sister to rest 😔 these "influencers" should be punished by law for what they're doing

[@tam8781]

I'm sorry for your loss. Stay strong ❤

[@guyfieri4017]

Sorry for your loss ❤️ :(

[@foopfoop8611]

I’m so sorry for your loss. These careless trash goblins will hopefully face some consequences

[@hell0nicci]

Hey man, you shouldn’t feel bad about being a “drama queen” at all because if thats the only car accident you’ve been in, obviously it’s your worst one! Dont compare other people worse situations to yours because it’s still valid to have anxiety and feel shitty about a scary thing like that!!!! I’m glad you’re okay though and I hope this week is better!! ☺️

[@rresbina]

*shouldn’t

[@hell0nicci]

parcenu haha thank you, I was typing way too fast 😂

[@janeeyre1990]

It might be helpful here to ask a question my mom always asks people who are being self-critical: Would you criticize another person for the same thing? I am like 99.9% sure, based off his YT persona at least, that Kurtis wouldn't call someone else a drama queen for being traumatized by a car accident. Gotta be as kind to yourself as you are to others.* * Please note that this strategy only works with people who are kind to others

[@connierivera3732]

I shall agree

[@teresahowick5197]

K. I agree. I find it so hard to not criticize myself. Your mom is right. I try to remind myself of it.

[@kayleecaca]

I can't believe so many people have that "I'm young and famous, I'm invincible." mentality. It's so ignorant and selfish.

[@iamsam6111]

Kaylee Keen and the “I’m better” mentality as well

[@kayleecaca]

@SugaKookieDough oh no- my middle name starts with an r lmao

[@janeeyre1990]

@SugaKookieDough , my initials are KAW, like a raven's call, and my mom's are JEW, like a Jewish person. We're not Jewish, her parents were just dicks

[@AmyAberrant]

Ironically those are the kind of people who die young

[@cosmicnic]

@@AmyAberrant theyre the ones who say "only the good die young😔✊"

[@donaedavidson9342]

i love how kurtis looked straight into the camera and explained the peanut baby topic, it’s like he could sense my confusion through the screen

[@kaylanh]

lmao

[@kaitlynjohnson9132]

i would show cursed images to pilgrims like pictures of sharks in a mall, beans in boots, millions of shrek cutouts in a room, etc.

[@ahoytherekaty]

I’m really tickled by Kurtis learning more about American politicians. The surprise about “Dick Cheney?!” really made me laugh.

[@suzanneforman1105]

omg I thought I was the only one!! like he doesn't even know dude! god bless his Canadianess

[@emaankotwal5584]

being a canadian i had the same reaction as him even for the george w bush thing i had to think about it for a sec before realizing they were different people 😳

[@Egg-jw1zp]

imagine getting to just like,, ,laugh at only Cheney's name like that,, ,dick cheney has never made me laugh till now i love the canadian perspective

[@dustinaspectrum6337]

Wait til he finds out about Cheney shooting his friend in the face

[@cartulinaa57]

If i was able to go back in time, i'd show the cave-men that scene in "The Dark Knight" where the joker is clapping and i'd say "did u guys know heath ledger improvised this whole thing??" They'd be mind-blown dude

[@2222lotus]

dark*

[@abigailpond9912]

I’ve never minded when people would get together with a few friends (keyword FEW) but this party really made me angry because there are people who can’t go to weddings or funerals of family and friends because they are following recommendations and staying safe but heaven forbid someone miss a 200 person party that is happening just to happen.

[@mast3rtadp0l33]

Like do they not even realize what they sound like when they're saying they're "not going to put their lives on hold"??? Thats literally what the whole country is doing rn

[@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839]

My grandma unexpectedly died due to her ovarian cancer. It was really upsetting because from the beginning of hearing her diagnosis, less than a year ago, I really did think she was going to be okay. When it was the day before her funeral (which we were forced to shorten the guest list to like... 80 people), our country went on complete lockdown. My heart was suffering. We still went out to see her at the funeral home, she was very beautiful. Her outfit was amazing and they fixed her make up to look more like her. Only three of her kids got to watch her actual burial, and the rest of us watched on a zoom call. We also had to have a funeral on zoom. It was depressing, but I was glad to honor her last time. Then, we checked online and it showed that the Prime Minister allowed white people to not only come into our country during a lockdown, but allowed them to have a full blown wedding, with a Junkanoo rush out (like a big parade of people) and hundreds of people in attendance. I’ve never wanted to scream or cry more. Our tiny, social distancing funeral where everyone was made to wear masks and stand six feet apart at all times was cancelled, but a huge destination wedding with no masks in sight was completely allowed by our government. This is soul crushing and I wish people would have more compassion and understanding for others around them.

[@giraffesinmypants]

Bru even a few friends is risky but i agree. My roommate had been seeing the same 5 people and one of them got covid and we had a major freak out in our house. She tested negative thank god but like WOW CANT TRUST ANYONE

[@giraffesinmypants]

@@mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 thats excruciating im sorry that your family had to grieve in that way when others were celebrating in a completely inappropriate manner.

[@mayaguildwars7051]

Exactllyyy. I cant even see family because of lock down so who would be selfish enough to go to a 200 person party-Or even plan it?? Its so aggravating.

[@EDEN-bs7qi]

*Episode 109* : "Private Jet" *Also Episode 109* : "Influencer Parties"

[@lizzziefrfr]

Also Episode 109: "Tarantulas"

[@kiralangpap461]

also wap

[@emmaj7445]

to whoever submitted the art advice request: comparison kills. your art is great, and as long as you keep progressing, you will be doing something worthwhile. don’t compare yourself to your friends, their lives are not as perfect as they seem. everyone is a mess at that time in life. it’s so full of change and fear and instability, and as long as you’re doing what you love, it’s worth it. keep your head up!

[@mothman314]

i'd give a victorian era dressmaker a bedazzler, i just want to see her go buckwild with it

[@jennyjennyjenny]

a rhinestone blinged out victorian dress would POP OFF

[@elicarson6134]

lee Ken WAP got that drip 💀

[@Dr_RenDiamond]

Lol this might be my favorite one, I would actually love to see this

[@melodyhaviland9393]

kurtis talking abt double standards around women being comfortable about their sexuality 🥵🤤🥵🤤

[@courtneymsx]

For real, he is legit so wholesome! I just found his channel a few months ago and I'm glad I did 😍 gives me more faith in humanity

[@blackhawkdahlia5740]

There is still hope

[@maryicenogle4232]

things that gave me serotonin in the last 6 months: - kurtis laughing so hard at his own jokes and not being able to get thru his ben shapiro/WAP bit - thats it

[@sophieblack5115]

Dynasty The Gemini why would i even try. you are simply correct

[@bumbletree5101]

my sex drive has been personally victimized by ben shapiro reading WAP

[@anna_banana414]

That’s the only thing that’s worked for me too so... 😔

[@kateproctor7311]

imagine this out of context: the peanut guy smokes weed absolutely

[@sinistersilence489]

I've never met someone so positive that they could get into a hit and run and say 'man that guy was so sweet for checking I wasn't dead'

[@destanyhahn5441]

I would give Michelangelo (specifically while he’s working on the Sistine chapel) those glow in the dark star stickers. Give the iconic ceiling paintings a little *pizazz*.

[@laurengrace50]

this is an amazing idea and i’m jealous i didn’t think of it😻😻

[@mystrye8262]

or give him glow in the dark paint so he can draw more penises to spite the church

[@nadismolina]

@@mystrye8262 I NEED MY TIME MACHINE LET ME DO THAT

[@erin8765]

He'd 100% do it too. He hated that damn job. It's why there's so many dicks

[@AmyAberrant]

The republican guy “accidentally” listening to WAP has the same energy as principal skinner “accidentally” going to the maison derrière

[@TreebeardsHome]

& Ted Cruz ‘accidentally’ posting stepmom po*n to twitter. Smdh. Republicans want to preach, but not one of them live up to their own standards. I’d rather a truthful degenerate than a fake religious preacher.

[@iloven1rvana]

i love how kurtis always tells us when he thinks his hair looks bad lol. (it looks great btw😌)

[@MamaSwole]

Lmao I was thinking the same thing! Anytime I’ve seen him say it looks bad I’ve always liked it lol

[@sarahc3417]

izumii he talked about it a little in the beginning i think

[@jasj122]

@@izumiiiee he said why in the podcast lmao. they take a while to edit and he's pretty unmotivated

[@nutty9966]

Hw has pretty hair so it cant be look bad

[@izumiiiee]

@@jasj122 @sarah yeah I commented right after I clicked this video 😂

[@natalietofanelli8417]

I’d give a pilgrim a warhead. They wouldn’t be used to a flavor that strong so they’d probably die

[@maeve8444]

POV: You're a little sickly Victorian boy and i'm explaining the dramagedon saga

[@le1fy]

If you’re having parties in a pandemic you are not part of Kurtis town anymore, your not welcome.

[@prageruwu69]

you're

[@happyskippers1470]

Is my friends pool party (6 people) that was legally okay with zero cases in my province count?

[@mast3rtadp0l33]

He really should buy the island tho

[@angelascott9086]

What if its a party in my pants???? 😂😂😂

[@le1fy]

Lex Wood I will let you off.

[@zypper7213]

Sometimes the fact that Ben Shapiro actually exists is unreal to think about tbh

[@jinxthedestroyr2405]

he wakes up every morning and just...exists. at the same time that we do. he might be taking a shit rn. he just looks in the mirror and is ben Shapiro. wild

[@ElleNovak]

we somehow have an actual fucking waluigi walking around on this bitch of an earth huh

[@zypper7213]

@@ElleNovak don't disrespect waluigi like that damn 😔

[@ElleNovak]

@@zypper7213 you are absolutely correct I am so sorry

[@zypper7213]

@@jinxthedestroyr2405 He's definitely taking a shit right now

[@katieizzo2978]

the private island & jet “go fund me” is like the girl who posted a tik tok asking people to give her 2 mil so she could buy a yacht lmfao

[@sunthif5830]

I SAW THAT AHAHAHA plus like where would she keep it 😳

[@avery1504]

Hdjsisjshisbshshsosk wait who did that 😂

[@sunthif5830]

Fulviaa this girl on tiktok asked everyone to give her money so she could buy a whole yacht like... honey

[@aalapisree1437]

I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO ahshaha

[@kayleigh3069]

my mind went to that immediately

[@Lodestoned]

I had a friend die in a car accident this week, just bc it could have been worse and/or other people are going through worse doesn’t mean you’re a drama queen or that it’s not hella shitty to get your car fucked up during quarantine. Your videos hella cheer me up when I’m going through my own stupid ass depressive episodes so Thankyou for that man. But you shouldn’t feel guilty for taking time for yourself. Just let us know you’re ok and that you need some time off. Hell, you could straight up post a rerun with an intro saying you just aren’t feeling motivated enough to make a new one and I’d still watch that rerun all the way through and give it a thumbs up bc you’re rad af and caring for your own mental health is rad af too. P.S. you do need that island and jet. I’d move to Curtis Town Island in a heartbeat, make the GoFundMe, I’ll for sure donate. Ffs that comment ended up much longer than planned...

[@probablykillua4680]

i’d show the pilgrims a documentary about the world today so they’d leave and the Native Americans could have their land back

[@Abigail-sy9it]

my favorite response

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Lmaooo

[@please_im_a_staaar]

Sure right. Leave? What pilgrims will see is "the richest nation" in the world that achieved it by colonizing other countries. It literally would be their dream future, girl. Considering that pilgrims were white colonizers themselves.

[@facelessdrone]

@@please_im_a_staaar the pilgrims were puritans, they'd look at our world today and shudder and scream and cry themselves to sleep at night. Also, richest country in the world? No? Thats just straight up a lie...

[@AzenHawke]

I zoned out for one second and he was suddenly talking about how many spiders are too many spiders

[@elena4875]

18:14 there was actually some girl on tiktok saying “if everyone donates this amount of money to me, I can buy a yacht and have parties”. And then a ton of people duetted it with stuff like “if I got this amount I could afford top surgery” and stuff like that. Pretty embarrassing ngl

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

She deserved it Aight lemme clear this up: the girl who wanted money for a yacht deserved to be embarrassed cuz she was being selfish.

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Fatima Andrea Saenz Vasquez no!!!! She didn’t deserve the yacht!! She deserved the response

[@bimbo12345]

Lone Galaxy @u_missed_the_joke

[@deborah1954]

What’s her tik tok

[@megczaban6814]

I'd take out my contacts in front of some pilgrims and be like: these cure b li n dne s s

[@hagros93]

"If only that could happen in real life." - Kurtis, after talking about the iceberg hitting the Titanic

[@rachelnorah6948]

if show them the wap music video. they’d be like, ‘a woman showing more than her ankles??’

[@storeymerrill9384]

I’d show a pilgrim “I can’t believe it’s not butter” spray

[@cait3847]

I'd show a pilgrim an analog clock.

[@TheAmorable]

I’d probably show a pilgrim cheese blasted goldfish

[@kkfiregirl8857]

@@TheAmorable I'd just show them the WAP music video. They wouldn't know what hit them.

[@valeriabedoya7843]

I'd show a pilgrim 100 gecs

[@angietorreano7508]

I’d show a pilgrim open heart surgery

[@UltiMatrix111]

I only recently started watching the podcast instead of just listening, and I'm Autistic. For me conversation is a muscle, and since quarantine started OOH BOI I'M OUTTA PRACTICE. It's fun placing hypothetical comments/responses to what you say and the flow of you talking is similar to my friend group. I know it sounds a lil weird, and you'll probably never see it, but thanks.

[@alysss_zoc]

That actually sounds like a really cool and fun exercise! Lol I saw someone a few comments up say it just feels like a video chat with a friend and it's so true!

[@lydialaeke6647]

Wait, this actually seems like a really good idea! I haven’t really seen anyone try this before, but hopefully it helps

[@mayasanchez4014]

This idea indeed sounds very really good ;)))

[@nadismolina]

that's so great! im not autistic, however i am socially awkward and i always do the same thing!

[@Lunaticdoodles]

That's actually so smart omg I'm gonna have to try that dude (I'm autistic as well)

[@javiera2634]

Why do they even call themselves “influencers”. What have they ever done that has influenced anyone to do something good apart from throwing frat parties in the middle of a pandemic? 🤦🏼‍♀️ how did they even get a platform so fkin big smh

[@jacklyntree7752]

I don't think influencer can distinguish good behavior from bad anymore. They're still influencing young people, just to not care about the well-being of themselves or others

[@AmyAberrant]

They call themselves influencers, then when they get called out for setting a bad example they say they never meant to influence anyone. They need to pick one.

[@Lasopamuerte]

It's a misnomer, they mean that they're conduits for advertising.

[@yabazyabacoffee]

They influence us not to be like them

[@Phyzova]

i thought u said fart parties

[@Nina-by4ho]

i’d show a pilgrim those little birthday cards that play a song when you open them

[@benjaminrobinson7203]

DUDEEEEE when I was in middle school I looked at that private island website all the time. I was like "how many lawns would it take me to make enough money for dis one?"

[@Dr_RenDiamond]

thebloodykansan lmao i feel like a lot of people did that 😂

[@constantinadeli6318]

"I fully respect the driver ,who messed up my car, for waiting for me to get out of the car". Something only a Canadian could say.

[@p.6563]

These “Influencers” seem like they want the pandemic to go on forever

[@kudzaishenkhata4447]

Yeah because if people are inside they can leech of their content

[@liv5412]

i feel like they're also the exact same ones that complain constantly about how they want quarantine to be over

[@strawberry-jd4xl]

just want to let you know i spent $114 on your merch & i couldn’t be more PUMPED. i used to watch your videos during dark times in college & they were the only thing to make me laugh. i’ve graduated from uni & im still laughing at your videos. thank u for being a very really good part of my life🤠

[@chainsuperstar]

This is sweet

[@combatdolll]

this is so pure i love this comment

[@strawberry-jd4xl]

luna thank you! i just hope he sees it so he knows how much we appreciate our mayor

[@aminata4621]

this is so wholesome🥺 ps: hope you’re doing better!

[@ve1434]

i love this comment so much aw

[@itsnerdo]

But there literally WAS a televangelist who told his congregation that God called him to buy a private jet and they would be fulfilling God’s will by donating to him for the jet

[@phantasticdrago230]

That dude is nuts and looks like a goblin lmao I'm pretty sure Kurtis covered him in a main channel episode!

[@coreejadewells3703]

can you post the link to that video?

[@phantasticdrago230]

@@coreejadewells3703 I was super wrong it was actually Gus lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWfLqGN-iLaSfZI

[@elleofhearts8471]

was it this guy? kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2PWYaF4Z7uDrNU

[@teresahowick5197]

Creflo dollar. A true 🥜

[@TheMakeupChair]

I’d show a caveman one of those shouty tiktok/Instagram people, like the guys who just like shout about everything, the ‘Simon Said’ guys or those slow motion ones, I think you and Danny and Drew did a video on them, the one where the girls always go off with some random guy for no reason, I’d show them that cause honestly I don’t wanna be mean they’d probably be happy with the lack of those things in their life, probably end up not blowing their minds but like making them sigh with relief so yeah I dunno probably that 🤷‍♀️

[@ashleynew6225]

if I were to travel back in time I would show the puritans WAP

[@probablykillua4680]

Brian Hall: “It’s my birthday, TIME TO PARTY 😝🥳” . *Me sitting inside playing video games and not talking to anyone on my birthday* 😐

[@bimbo12345]

bryce*

[@laurengrace50]

hope you had a great birthday!! sorry u spent it alone, wishing u love x

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

happy late birthday luv!

[@4kibamb0n89]

sounds like all of my birthdays from like around 15 onwards happy birthday dude, all the best to you and everybody reading this

[@shiannafoxx]

A couple weeks ago was my 18th birthday and I had to deal with this bad ass kid for 4 fucking hours just for my best friend to tell me we couldn't hang out cuz she thought her sister had covid (the test came back negative but they didn't have the results then) and all I ended up doing was going to a Mexican restaurant while my parents fought. So yeah, these "influencer" parties really piss me off to say the least

[@shannoncrawford3474]

100% would show them Snapchat. Imagine they’ve never seen anything like a mobile phone before , you whip it out, a mad touch screen device, show them themselves in a really good quality front camera and then out of nowhere snapchat morphs their face into a lama

[@floofkiniguess1026]

the twist llama part of this comment hit me like a freight train

[@shannoncrawford3474]

floofkin i guess , 😂😂😂 it was honestly the first thing I thought of and couldn’t get the picture of their face after seeing themselves out of my head 😂😂😂

[@kendallgiilck9488]

I work for a nonprofit organization and travelled to Democratic Republic of Congo a few years ago. Met a bunch of little kids who were orphaned and/or had been child soldiers. Working in the hospital was pretty bleak. None of them had ever seen their reflection before (no mirrors in their community and no one can afford a camera). I took a picture of each of them on my phone and printed it out for them to keep. They called me 'camera' the whole time. A few days later I showed them the snapchat puppy filter and I kid you not it almost started a goddamn riot in that village. I'll never forget it.

[@shannoncrawford3474]

lee Ken that was very moving

[@kendallgiilck9488]

@@shannoncrawford3474 It was an amazing moment in my life! I'm told the kids still carry their pictures with them and show them off whenever they can!

[@trashyho02]

i would show cavemen something pointless like a doorstopper and give them no context so they would be extremely confused but i would make it out to be extremely important and then i’d step back and see how the butterfly effect of that changes things 😎

[@elliemark6900]

Kurtis's Ben Shapiro impression is literally my favorite thing ever 😂

[@farateq]

Nice axolotl pfp

[@leebronwen6125]

If I could go back in time I think I would find someone who couldn’t see well and I would give them glasses. As someone whose world looks like a blurry blob of colors without glasses, I would love to watch someone see properly for the first time and experience the same joy I did when I first got them.

[@annakepes8050]

That's like really sweet

[@SanilJadhav711]

Speaking of time travelling, anyone thinking of that one meme where Arnold Schwarzenegger is running and it's like what would you do if you could time-travel ? Ah yes, found it i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/879/720/940.jpg I really have no idea why I'm talking about this in a comments section

[@user-cfcuxygkxxkgxihs]

this is the best answer ever I agree lol nice thinking!!

[@selenemayhew9494]

Listening to this pod is like chilling with a friend. Makes my heart happy. Thanks for doing this dude

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Fr I can just hang out and not have any worries

[@hivedmind2759]

"i can get my own island and legally kill people on it?" is just the plot of the most dangerous game

[@aaralynledridge9686]

kurtis singing cold hard bitch was something i never knew i needed, i demand a whole cover

[@cityrose21]

i feel like pilgrims would be really confused by the game Twister

[@thisiskaluwa]

If I went back in time I'd honestly just show them heelys. Just like...not even show them the shoes just wear them and glide around where ever. They would lose their minds And then they'd probably burn me at the stake because they'd think I'm a witch

[@emmablake6555]

yeah you'd get in big trouble dude

[@rhiannonjeffery8838]

Talking to a pilgram: hey y'all ever seen womens rights?

[@HeyoitsJay]

lol they'd burn u to stake

[@isabellachhon1004]

ur mind is gargantuas

[@olii2920]

I'm so done with Bryce Hall, he's said the F slur, the N word, yelled at women and called them sluts, and now this. Not to mention Tony Lopez taking advantage of a 15 year old, and Noah Beck mocking gay men. They all profit off their problems and mistakes. They make money from all this because of their fan base. Their fans are so freaking stupid. I'm gonna have to take a break from tikok cause this is too much.

[@charlottecultice5120]

ikr basically the whole hype house should be kicked out and their platform taken away bc they are so immature and make terrible choices in front of their young and impressionable fan base

[@olii2920]

@@charlottecultice5120 Exactly! I've talked to many of their fans and some are very homophobic and hostile and some just refuse to believe anything just because they look up to that person. Its horribly toxic at this point.

[@coreyb.1676]

I absolutely agree.

[@roj6895]

as a black gay 15 yr old im in danger lol

[@yabazyabacoffee]

@@roj6895 *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@nerdnasty6628]

"I'm gonna start a gofundme for an island and a jet. I need it. I'm desperate." -Kurtis Conner 2020, cosplaying as a televangelist

[@YellowLemonRedApple]

Somebody please make a super cut of all of Kurtis's "Um.."'s

[@oliviagutierrez546]

The one dislike is the guy in the truck

[@Kat-qe1vk]

Kurtis's Ben Shapiro impression is like, uncomfortably good. Like it doesn't perfectly match the tone, but he really nails the spirit of Benji Chaperone, 10/10

[@dc_rocker]

benji chaperone 💀💀💀

[@feraltuft]

I want to like this comment but i cant ruin the 69 🥺

[@lee2791]

A lot of people don’t know, but the ‘folks!’ clap from Krut’s main channel was actually improvised and there just happened to be a camera on him at the time.

[@Dr_RenDiamond]

Lily lmao underrated comment

[@quentinfontenot5431]

Kurtis, Mr. Mayor, you are a treasure that this world does not deserve

[@arisbelyea14]

The guy who hit a random car and waited for the guy to get out finding out he hit Kurtis Conner: *sweating profusely*

[@ashbobash179]

I can't believe you improvised Jet fanfiction in the middle of this podcast

[@readysetflyyx]

im sorry you’ve been feeling shitty :( the quarantine depression is so real. i’ve been so unmotivated and low energy the past several months. we’re all grieving! the world is so scary and things are so different and weird. and then a car accident on top of that!!!!!! take care of yourself dude. ❤️

[@lorenzoaten4442]

instead of a falsetto episode, he should do an episode where he's high

[@paintcan1240]

i’m pretty sure that’s most if not all of his episodes but yes

[@katherinezelidon7333]

He already did

[@katherinezelidon7333]

Its on spotify

[@jaimelabbe7445]

@@katherinezelidon7333 what's it called

[@hamsackk]

@@jaimelabbe7445 i also wanna know

[@em-wg7xg]

to the polish person choosing high school: i have been in almost the exact same situation. im also polish and ive been in a very strict prestige middle school; long story short - IT'S NOT WORTH IT. i have to go to therapy now to deal with all the shit that school has done to me. from what i know from my friends who attended prestige high schools, it's a TERRIBLE pressure and you're often left on your own to learn everything. i am not going to assume anything about your school, it might be a good one but seriously. pick the school that has a better environment for you. you're gonna learn more in an open, safe space rather than in a stressful one. it might make it harder to move but it doesn't make it impossible. you're just gonna have to work harder in a nice environment rather than be pressured to overwork yourself. i hope you see this comment. sending good wishes to you

[@indyferncja6784]

I 100% agree. I too am polish and went to really good middle school and high school, and I also now have mental problems because of it. I would even go as far as to say that I wasted my teen years and for what really, since it all doesn't matter once you get accepted at the university. But honestly I don't know what high school has to do with moving, since studying abroad isn't reserved just for prestige schools with IB exams or smth, since many universities accept polish matura. Regardless, I hope you are happy with your choice, since school year already has started

[@nae4083]

THE BEN SHAPIRO IMPRESSION HAHAHAHA “wet ass p-word”

[@Reg_g.]

Yo I’d show a pilgrim my pilgrim-themed onlyfans and I’d be rich in pilgrim money

[@floofkiniguess1026]

BAVDHDR NOO 💀💀

[@carolina-sz2ze]

kurtis: “why would you need a pool on an island?” my newly installed pool deck in acnh: 👁👄👁

[@petty.crocker]

“The Clap” is actually referring to gonorrhea, not chlamydia. The only reason I know this is because I wrote a paper on gonorrhea my junior year! 😅😅😅

[@maddiesmusings]

Sure that’s the only reason you know that! 😉

[@petty.crocker]

Madison Giroux LOL! I promise!!!

[@rgbow_]

i did one in 7th 😹

[@kittykaidoodles796]

I wrote one too for Health Class! I also had to make a movie poster about one thing I learned that year, so I designed a poster for a horror movie called "The Clap"

[@beepbeepcasucha]

@@kittykaidoodles796 ohh this is too funny 🤣

[@ashleystanley331]

it’s the 51 minute podcast discussing many different topics including car accidents, tiktoks, influencer parties and etc. for me 💅🏽✨

[@breew8163]

It's nice to hear someone else with a brain get frustrated over how "influencers" and other blockheads are putting peoples lives in danger because they're just too dumb to care

[@flyestvenustrap]

We shouldn't even really be calling them "influencers" because real influencers influence people to do good things like stay at home.

[@peacechickification]

Well, that’s the problem with influencers, they have the power to influence people whether or not their behaviour is positive.

[@kendallgiilck9488]

I know everyone us making jokes about time travelling and showing people modern things. But I would like to say that it would be amazing to tell enslaved people in America that one day there would be a Black man elected to the presidency who's wife is a direct descendant from slaves and that they have two beautiful daughters. The whole family attends some of the best universities in the country and they continue to stand as icons of Black achievement and excellency.

[@dearlily325]

I’ve always wondered about that

[@toadt0ad]

yes !! i want to give them hope so they know that one day it’ll get better for their people

[@Kijinn]

As a slave I'd have two likely reactions to that: 1 - Why are you telling me this fairy tale? 2 - Even if that were true, how is that going to help me, my family and my people right now? Are we free?

[@nuclearseasons]

umbrella academy lol

[@aaliyahstark7948]

Kijinn maybe it would give them hope, I wouldn’t tell slaves that bc it wouldn’t help them out much but I’d love to time travel to the beginning of the civil rights movement to let them know what they are doing is not for nothing

[@thelexicon7294]

To be fair, Dick Cheney's name only begins to hint at his personality, life choices and moral compass. Like, all things considered, the name is almost a compliment.

[@junob1253]

for some reason it sounds like such a chad name

[@alexking7047]

you missed the opportunity to call it "kurtISLAND"

[@khyatiurfmaya]

As someone who had the same "prestige high school" problem 2 years ago, I would advice going for the prestigious one for sure. Dude, I hated it so much the first year and felt worthless but at the end of two years I realised that it was actually important for me to see the real competition in the world and to not be influenced by people so much. I've learnt to go on my own path and not give a fuck about what people say. Eventually it lead to me leaving with a lot of experience and a stronger mental health. So yeah, I wouldn't really trade the past two years for a live within my comfort zone.

[@Someone-xl7dp]

Kurtis: *talking about how the planters peanut will age Planters: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@gracemyers2422]

dude imagine giving a kid from the 1300s a bang and then playing 100 gecs i feel like they would literally just explode

[@jessjessjess222]

The “Jet” story sounds like one of those Geico commercials 😂

[@WickedScorpio]

Were hamsters ever wild and we domesticated them like we did with dogs and cats or like where did hamsters come from

[@chupschups2688]

I WONDER THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY

[@heplen]

They’re not so much domesticated as bred in captivity, if that makes sense. They come from Europe and Asia I think. Lots of them still retain their natural distrust of humans, which is why many people are disappointed when their pet hamster is bitey and doesn’t like to be touched, whereas cats and dogs generally trust humans and get along with us well.

[@WickedScorpio]

@@heplen so interesting. Thank you!!

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Dude...hamsters are literally wild, so are Guinea pigs. Literally search it up. Do you think some random person just said "wow I want a cute furry animal" and they magically all became our pets? What goes on in your mind? Are you stupid? Am I stupid?

[@WickedScorpio]

@@scorpiiiondude3327 you must be fun at parties

[@rachelelizabeth9904]

it’s the guy talking on a microphone about his life for me

[@ThatSpaceGuy19]

I'd show a pilgrim WAP in vr, that'd be wild Also it's completely normal to feel unmotivated or down, and you should never feel obligated to justify yourself for having emotions. Take some time to chill and focus on your mental health cause that is top priority. We love and support you! 💞

[@tejigboboh6846]

dude i’d show a pilgrim spray cheese in a can cause even i still can’t believe that’s an actual real thing that people buy

[@flow3rw0rk12]

i’m sorry wHAT spray cheese??

[@beepbeepcasucha]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferreilly5372]

or silly string, or really just anything in a spray can

[@casieie9919]

There is spray cheese?! How does it work? Does it taste okay? What is its consistency??? Please explain, it's not a thing where I'm from.

[@TatyanaE4]

casieie imagine whipped cream in the spray can, except its cheese 😂 very strange concept

[@hanna.ciszewska]

It may be their job to entertain as "influencers", but it is also their DUTY as citizens to follow laws created by the state to protect people from a *deadly pandemic* smh

[@sachimourya1431]

Kurtis: "and there is gonna be a big merry go round!" The kid inside me: "Yay!! I'll go then" Kurtis the next moment: "But its gonna be broken, you can't use it." Me: "why did you have to do that to me?!" You can tell that hurt me enough to write a dialogue about it. 💔

[@lobsterthemobster2032]

I would show pilgrims history books and show them how they'd die

[@sophieblack5115]

no one: ... ben shapiro: GUYS GUYS GUYS MY WIFES A DOCTOR GUYS

[@milesbirch2996]

This is literally the first time I’ve laughed since my depressive episode started thank you

[@iva8111]

hope you're doing good 🥺

[@milesbirch2996]

iva thank you 🥺❤️

[@dooby5833]

i’d feed a pilgrim a Monster energy drink. mf would literally die

[@floofkiniguess1026]

eh but didn’t they take like cocaine for medicine back then or am i thinking abt the wrong time frame

[@dooby5833]

floofkin i guess wasnt that like the 50s or something...idfk i’m stupid asf so😐

[@floofkiniguess1026]

dude i’m stupid too dw-

[@sophilastique5407]

I’d give a pilgrim a deodorant spray can and watch him go crazy and spray it everywhere because you know, they used to smell back then

[@elizapancakes4911]

give them a lighter too for the flamethrower aspect

[@sophilastique5407]

Eliza Pancakes oh hell yeah

[@laughingslaughter5929]

Naw naw.. show them toilet paper, soap, and showers THEN show them deodorant spray bc spraying something like that on you while smelling like SHIT will make them worse.

[@mancillamarie]

thanks for being so open about how you feel, it makes me not feel like a weirdo. take a break if you need to, we’re all rooting for you :)