Very Really Good #78: The Bad Pants

[@kiera5365]

your podcast reminds me of my thoughts as i’m trying to go to sleep

[@michellesimmons2756]

Forrea

[@molono1451]

This is what I assume being high is like

[@jordyndrowning]

Thus why I always listen to his podcast while falling asleep

[@destineydavis8999]

The best explanation out there

[@pinklemonade3261]

this is the most accurate thing ever i also fall asleep to this sometimes

[@leebitsears]

Take a shot everytime he says dude ... a shot of water so you will be very hydrated

[@jinxthedestroyr2405]

take a shot (of alcohol) every time he says "um" and youll be dead within the first 5 minutes

[@zoe-mt4xk]

Bro I’ma drown

[@molono1451]

I might do that actually that's a pretty good idea

[@jasminperez3664]

very really hydration

[@sashhhaa4874]

@@jinxthedestroyr2405 LMAO 😭😭🤣💀💀💀✋🏽

[@cookiesfrommoon]

PLEASEEE do a "buying random stuff on amazon while high" videooooooo

[@mollysmith9606]

kurtis man where you high when you filmed this

[@diamondsprince]

No officer it's 'hi how are you?'

[@pinklemonade3261]

im high while watching, it makes sense why his thoughts sound kinda normal to me now

[@ashleynew6225]

I need high Kurtis content

[@deli375]

pretty sure this is the high Kurtis content lmao

[@leomrrsh]

Wait....Kurtis does weed?

[@auntchilada8635]

@@deli375 ikr

[@littleslimeball8178]

@@leomrrsh yes lol

[@leomrrsh]

little slimeball wHat? How did I not know this? Lmao *the more you know*

[@llamotteling4109]

Dude, you're singing voice? Low key actually really good. High key.

[@sarahbearah6297]

but is it.... v e r y r e a l l y g o o d

[@ugh1230]

time stamp?

[@nakacuria]

@@ugh1230 11:20

[@user-st3du6bi9t]

can you please continue to film yourself doing these podcasts so when i come home from school and make food i feel like i’m eating with a friend

[@michellesimmons2756]

I feel you

[@lucypeters682]

I want Kurtis to be noticed by Harry Styles more than dare I say it...myself:O

[@christinalougee6306]

pant bad book good

[@dahliablack3999]

Kurtis hungover- records a podcast episode. Me hungover- doesn’t get out of bed for a week.

[@LUVROCK5800]

My guy if you're hung over for longer than a day that's called alcohol poisoning 😂

[@NivekTheEnigma]

@@LUVROCK5800 No, that's called November. how else are you gonna make it through NNN

[@mollysmith9606]

why did he lowkey kill the run at 11:22

[@fireant3955]

ong though

[@Sarahizahhsum]

"You can't really pants someone if they're wearing a toga." Logic 100

[@lialovebot5011]

you’re telling me kurtis’s friends and the lesbians were jamming to clairo

[@dodie3412]

i see more girls in those sweatpants then guys

[@molono1451]

That's the joke... It gets old fast ik

[@samisbiggaytm8763]

I laughed when my friend (who's a trans girl) wore it though 😂

[@ethereallvr]

@@samisbiggaytm8763 she’s the only exception- that’s hilarious

[@juliamistele1981]

i saw you at clairo but i was too scared to talk to you🥺🥺🥺

[@rachel-sn5es]

i think kurtis being mean is my favorite thing ever

[@paperdragon147]

those pants are some of the douchiest things i have ever seen

[@pjhaze]

“God dicked me down “ best quote I heard in a while

[@aaa-battery316]

i too buy things when im high. the last time i was high i ordered a lamp that projects stars on my walls. and it is actually nice.

[@elicarson6134]

high you should be thanked by sober you

[@juniperhawes1553]

Why is St.Nicholas' Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year ;)

[@daniyaahsan7270]

Its obvious bois, Kurtis is still high

[@wlw8264]

get you a man that listens to Clairo

[@lol-my2qh]

binge-watching your podcast is my new favorite thing while having to be home all the time thank you for the laughs!

[@user-rm3iy4ye2l]

That Ticketmaster rant... absolute facts.

[@auntchilada8635]

Ikr

[@littleslimeball8178]

Clikkies 💛💛

[@kaylanh]

A lovely

[@santa45997]

id pay my entire college savings for Kurtis to do a play through of Mario Odyssey

[@auberoney]

you could literally tell he does weed

[@seventh_line_art]

I've seen a lady at the gym wearing those pants

[@andiesearles]

i don't wanna start discourse but something was said that i don't agree with. So sick of of having to explain this to everyone smh zip off pants WOULD NOT be God's pant of choice!!! God would obviously wear those pants that have the buttons going down the sides so you can rip them off.

[@renjamin10]

god is a stripper

[@StarsPandJ]

im really high right now and im rewatch=ing this for the third time

[@readysetflyyx]

I clocked out for a second there then clocked back in at Jesus Invented Pantsing and it truly sent me

[@molono1451]

Can we have Kurtis Jesus time where Kurtis just guesses the entire plot of the Bible and we make a new religion

[@dantem.ginsey4608]

This is my favourite episode of the podcast. Fucking superb. You go lil guy.

[@ElizabethGarcia-wh4qr]

him losing his shit over ticketmaster was the funniest thing ever (he’s absolutely right tho, fuck ticketmaster lmao)

[@mafuyussparkles7161]

ANDNFN I KNOW THIS IS UNRELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@ElizabethGarcia-wh4qr]

Nessy931 A. omg thanks!!! Hinata’s a cutie 😌

[@mafuyussparkles7161]

Elizabeth Garcia i know he’s an amazing little tangerine 🥰

[@danip2476]

Ticketmaster is so fcked 🙃

[@ElizabethGarcia-wh4qr]

Danielle - agreed 😪

[@oxoxchinaxoxo]

I literally just snorted my coffee looool! 10:56

[@isabellapope867]

Omg the pants had me dying!!! You're the best Kurtis! LMAO

[@OK-hi5ym]

“God’s come” would be a hilarious Christian metal band name

[@evanisnotonfire]

CODY IS SO FUNNY WTF

[@elaine4434]

i already knew i wasn’t cool but it still hurts 😿😿😿

[@laurennicole8987]

I can tell that kurtis is a very religious guy

[@chloelawson6451]

starting to think mary cheated on god

[@haleyann3622]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TICKETMASTER DID THAT TOO. TICKETMASTER LITERALLY FUCKED US ALL!! IM SO MAD

[@kenidy6358]

Kurt is predicted prone😱😱😱 he said "FACE mask"

[@mollysmith9606]

the first 10 minutes of this episode failed the vibe check

[@artsylady1747]

Omg I can relate with the whole technology not working the way it's supposed to.

[@auntchilada8635]

Bad pants are bad

[@sammiann573]

Aunt Chilada tyler joseph, you’re a person of culture i see

[@disgustd3941]

I'm watching this video with those pants on 👀👀👀 sorry kurtis

[@molono1451]

I WILL PANTS YOU

[@joegtz4322]

For a moment I felt like I was listening to a 25 years old Morty podcast bruh c:

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

jokes on you, i don't like Cody Ko but i like your videos a lot and i personally think that you are funnier than him... oh well

[@olive-gy2rt]

that kid kicked sand in cool cat's face! why don’t you like him?

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

@@olive-gy2rt guess he's just not my cup of tea? sometimes it happens!

[@victoriam640]

the transition from evening coffee smoothie boy to the steve buscemi mask caught me off guard

[@localhammocker]

Ok but as a trans man those pants with a trans shirt is peak comedy. As you can tell I am easily amused

[@maddie-ye1js]

I want someone who has never watched Kurtis to just watch the first three and a half minutes of this and thats it

[@ruffcole1183]

someone start a gofundme to get Kurtis a mic arm

[@mafernoriega4524]

kurtis is a 5y/o in a 25 y/olds body

[@sashhhaa4874]

*20-21 y/olds body

[@microcult]

Get a man who shamelessly gets tickets to a Harry Styles concert

[@nanuka2746]

yess kurtis and cody #LegendsSupportingLegends give us a collab now

[@charliemacy4843]

i need to know his thoughts on girls wearing them tho

[@molono1451]

That awko taco moment when your son randomly stops existing after you buy him pants

[@bhanderwoman]

God di*ked me down... Pls I love this channel so much

[@rinpoii]

Little did i know Emma Chamberlain and Antonio Garza have used those stupid ass pants

[@nochingu5698]

You are so high 😂

[@zachmiller9175]

Water tastes better the more dehydrated you are, hangovers happen because you're very dehydrated from the alcohol.

[@molono1451]

When he started talking about coffee smoothie boys he sounded like Danny

[@molono1451]

I keep reading comments and then when I tune back in I'm incredibly confused

[@natkittycat]

should’ve named it very really bad pants 😔

[@rideauh9424]

there should be more harry tickets released tomorrow because monday was just the pre-sale!!

[@boa4165]

You are the reason why Netflix put Community on Netflix

[@drewberriesandcream]

you could turn a beanie into a headband!

[@jordanwieber3515]

This is me everyday driving h ol me from work trying to justify my life for being on the edge

[@Ghost-wy3iw]

I always get random amazon packages after I’ve been high. It’s a problem

[@corrieharris15]

Yo but forreal a zipoff hat that turns into a visor

[@deaf-tomcat]

YEA, it wouldn't literally let me put in my code( I had to manually clear the selection and only click the verified fan options and then it worked) and then none of the lvl 200 seats were available and the tickets I got were $139 each smh. ALSO, I got a notification yesterday that more tickets were available and they were $500/600!!!!!!!!!!

[@lilibananaa]

“if god wore pants he’d wore zip offs”

[@anastacia6030]

evening coffee smoothie boy merch pls, ecs merch for short

[@kevinmcconnell8033]

i want ticketmaster to pay for their crimes to lmaoooooo

[@严琳炯]

first 12 minutes into this video，gradually forgot the title

[@pucksandpaperbacks]

i was listening to this in a coffee shop and my headphone volume was super loud so Kurtis screamed "DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK!" in my ears. Thanks.

[@willowNovella]

Me cooking: ... Hung over Kurtis: 9:39 KURTIS WHAT THE FUCK

[@molono1451]

Pants were made to be pulled down

[@isabelmedina3019]

21:39 cool, cool cool cool :)

[@leomrrsh]

“c*m aLl oVEr mE gOd c*M!” ....Kurtis, is there something you want to tell us? (Maybe this is just my gay brain)

[@lavendergoth]

pls film with chris 🥺❤️

[@sxphinx]

but like as a girl i think it would be funny to have those pants for myself

[@ccrunner1600]

12:23 - 12:27 has me crying

[@michellesimmons2756]

He’s so high lmaooooo

[@rym7544]

your comment about final cut was too real

[@BreeAngel143]

Make a video about ticket master on main. Put those mfs on BLAST!!!!!!!

[@SM-yz4hi]

*kurtis:* these pants suck *also kurtis:* yeah so i bought a steve buscemi mask

[@namjoonie936]

just a few days ago i was thinking about those dumbass pants

[@oliviaharvey5790]

sis try for the harry tickets on Friday

[@LUVROCK5800]

Are your podcasts on spotify? Or just on KZbin

[@ellan1664]

They’re on Apple podcasts so I assume that they would be on Spotify too

[@briannagutierrez2565]

Spotify too!

[@melodytoye1667]

11:22 ahh those vocals 🤌 get it Kurt boy

[@qxuuiinnn]

WAIY SO YOURE CANADIAN RIGHT? SPEAK FRENCH- DO IT

[@beanybean000]

dude you are WAY funnier than cody ko

[@sophiab6239]

This may just be the funniest fucking thing ever. Congratulations.

[@unicornfabuloso]

“Almost at 20k” and he’s almost at 270k now that I’m listening back

[@sharksmiile]

every time i try to drink something while listening to ur podcast i fucking choke laughing thanks a lot

[@AppleandMeep]

BUST DOWN STEVE BUSCEMI

[@kpstad]

Kurtis has clearly never felt the pain of using the SNKRS app 😭

[@xraevz]

why does santa only have one sack? - cause he only comes once a year

[@karoline1187]

28:48 swifties in 2022

[@autumnb1626]

Mm this wasn’t a podcast. More like a Cumcast or ballcast