Very Really Good #80: Married To The Game

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It's episode 80! This week, we talk about my tour, old PC games, KZbin Rewind, superpowers, marriage, and so much more!
@kurtisconner

[@αρα-π2ξ]

"i'm gonna dance in the 2020 juice and that'll be lit" that did not age well

[@samuraisusie8331]

Watching Kurtis talk about how great 2020 is gonna be:👁👄👁 you jinxed it bro

[@Mjrules1021]

As a proud citizen of Kurtistown, I greatly enjoyed the last Neil Breen video you posted! KZbin is full of bs for that! Love you Kurtis!

[@harmonyibarra9406]

Yori Sadat 💓 it’s full of bs, bts, and bst

[@georgiavidal3504]

‘We’re gonna hit 2020 hard’.... if only we knew that 2020 would be hitting us dude

[@sadie_lynn5067]

The official church of kurtis town- the church of later dude saints

[@sydneyjean590]

Sadie_Lynn latter dude folks*

[@mjl7214]

"If 2020 is a fire hydrant and I'm in a big, big van and I'm driving so fast toward that fire hydrant and I'm going to hit the fire hydrant and the water is going to go spewing out of the 2020 - all the 2020 juice is gonna come spitting out and I'm gonna dance in it. I'm gonna dance in 2020 juice and that will be lit and I won't have to shower that day." I'm sorry the juice isn't better. :(

[@lauradzuganova1627]

7:50 "we're gonna hit 2020 hard" that didn't age well

[@sylvz7135]

Yo kurtis all your videos are bangers regardless of what KZbin wants you to “believe”. But take your time to vibe, and make some savagery classical art video when you’re ready.

[@ladida2012]

Watching this in 2020 hearing him talking about how great its gonna be 👁👄👁

[@caitlynburns4948]

watching this 3 months into 2020. we don't want the 2020 juice anymore Kurtis

[@martispartis05]

i watch these to sleep sometimes but i just end up giggling in my sleep LMFAO

[@jake-bg1qp]

Marta 301 same i am LICH RALLY doing that right now

[@VA1ENTINX]

Same😂😂

[@alexishuttel51]

THANK YOU for shutting wikipedia's sob story down...they need to stop harassing my emotions for the cost of a coffee

[@Ali-en4fv]

This podcast changed my life. Thanks for uploading.

[@humz437]

Ive never seen Kurtis this raw before

[@hoffalberry]

!!! My brother and I played the same Life and Clue CD games and used to quote “Ms. Scarlet, is it your turn, please roll the die” all the time too!!!! I have never met anyone else who even knew about that games!!!

[@lauraw3129]

I played these alllll the time!!!!!!!

[@ihaveabluehousewithabluewi8085]

Yee Yee Mes Amis! (French for yee yee my friends)

[@Grace-px5ck]

Oui oui baguette

[@xSH4773Rx]

I really liked the Neil Breen videos! I hope you do more of them!

[@alindakelley4746]

“Dude Jesus got people lit tho” this every Sunday at my church

[@raeyaponugoti1423]

I too thoroughly enjoyed the Neil video

[@harmonyibarra9406]

“When I’m in America I have the worst diet” Me: *lives in America* it’s everyday bro Also I’m from Kansas so yee yee

[@jake-bg1qp]

I’m from the nonexistent state idaho so yee yee🤠🤠

[@chxrryskiess6586]

i’m from tn yee yee 🤠

[@user-fr2jv9ou3p]

Kansas gang😳

[@decm3_727]

Live asmr at a stand up show XD

[@AliWantsToBattle]

he might do it! he once did a live lip sync stand up.

[@misspygmypuff95]

My stepdad's mom and I lost HOURS of our life to that Game of Life cdrom game

[@sophielafayette8934]

Jesus can walk on water, but can he swim on land??😳😳

[@gagne6928]

Anyone can swim on land you naive child

[@etanu8308]

thats woke as shit

[@benjisimooroo3080]

@@gagne6928 how tf do you swim on land or am I high

[@michaellab3256]

Bo burnham

[@yusigh]

Kurtis you are a god

[@courtney7207]

Very true.

[@_Thri11s_]

Facts

[@nj8719]

Proud of you, bud.

[@nueamara]

I watch this to sleep

[@harmonyibarra9406]

Nouf. I can’t because it’s too funny and keeps me up when I try to

[@zulazhar1259]

Harmony Ibarra same here i keep laughing when im tryna sleep

[@jake-bg1qp]

Dude. Same.

[@danyellej9940]

2020 was a fire hydrant full of fire instead of water 🙂

[@pucks.and.paperbacks]

i used to spend HOURS playing the game of life computer game i am so happy that someone else can validate that it was a real thing and not just a weird part of my childhood imagination

[@stephanyspencer3753]

haha he said 2020 was gonna be busy...

[@Tiffany__B]

your podcast is the best. i love you

[@wadematthews5605]

the game of life computer game is the greatest thing of all time

[@me-zm9uy]

nobody: kurtis every .5 seconds : um uhm aa um um uuu ah umm yea umm uhh

[@marleybayne6233]

watching this in 2020 is so depressing 😔

[@BlankDragyn]

19:23 and during Halloween, the spooky themed cereal (count chocula, etc) would come with scary music CDs you'd play during trick or treating-- but it was always the same cd, but they did their best man

[@Sunny99926]

I listened to this one so many times and never remember what it's about cuz I fall asleep to it.

[@vinceleone8432]

6:12 yeah about that

[@islatempero9559]

Me watching this in 2020 and no one can even go to a comedy show

[@tichi150]

Me watching this in June of 2020: 😐😐😐

[@moiralees2054]

Yee Yee 🤟🤠🤟

[@kip5610]

thank you for coming to syracuse, our depression is gone now 🤘😔

[@izzyiusmaximus4569]

Hi just wanted to say that I love your vids and I listen to your podcast all the time, always get a good laugh also My sister and I went to the show in Newton ct

[@izzyiusmaximus4569]

Also wanted to thank you for all the good laughs

[@margaux4707]

It would be AWESOME if you got Neil on your pod dude

[@Muirinn9291]

i loved the neil breen episode!

[@sarzamarie]

You inspired me ,and now im gonna try to make my own podcast

[@amandavergara8043]

"We'll hit 2020 hard bro" damn... not happening

[@actuallyjesuschrist2176]

6:08 man that sucks, wasn't a busy year after all :(.

[@ashleyblake1277]

I was listening to this podcast to fall asleep and then I hear the GAME OF LIFE WINDOWS XP MUSIC

[@pinkbunny2250]

Got through the whole video !!

[@stagrunners]

I got to the part about Syr/Buffalo/Albany and oh my God it's SPOT ON Literally the line at Syr was ppl being like "I can't believe a REAL C O M E D Y G U Y came here" and "fuck yeah kurtis drag us". No comedian can hurt us because we hate the snow, hate the ice, hate the mega-mall and we love the horrifying College mascot that is the Orangeman.

[@BallinBunBun]

dude that 1990-something Game of Life game used to be my SHIIIIIIT

[@j0hn0b]

nice, another video podcast!

[@fuzzysocks229]

"Were gonna hit 2020 so hard, bro" -Famous last words by kurtis Conner

[@sharksmiile]

i lost it at church of later dude saints

[@megczaban6814]

I went to the DC early show and the Swedish fish thing was fucking hilariously awkward love you sm

[@sara-nm5jb]

lmao 2020 hit us hard more like it

[@julianarloatle8831]

All this 2020 talk aged well 😂

[@abigailgalvan1903]

Lol listening to this from 2021 listing to him speak excitingly about 2020 is sad

[@celestelegat4070]

I really enjoyed this podcast! Then I heard you say pip pip cheerio and I exited out.

[@harmonyibarra9406]

He need merch that says “Mrs scarlet your turn please roll the die”

[@bighugefish]

i'm really fucking late to this video but the edible story is so me but with kurtis's videos lmfaooao i get stoned and then watch kurtis until i laugh so hard im crying for an hour 🙏🙏

[@bighugefish]

either that or when its a chill kind of high i listen to the podcast (me rn😋)

[@mollysmith9606]

i’m here from itunes to watch the tik tok

[@jampsonn1826]

"How fucking selfish is jesus?" I cannottttt

[@Kanashi723]

Game of Life computer game was 🔥

[@courtney7207]

*claps* folks. It’s episode 80.

[@netflixandbleach5779]

I had a dream that I run a leaf business called *take it or leaf it* and I blame this episode lmao

[@chxrryskiess6586]

*whats a leaf business*

[@ChaunceyCC]

Juice WRLD shout out from Kurtis. You're a sweet boy. Bless you Kurtis. R.I.P. Juice WRLD.

[@namename249]

@6:11 ouch😖

[@Obsessive_cartoon_drawer]

Kurtis “it’s getting cold I don’t like it” * lives in Canada

[@011mph]

Y'all better go stream that Neil Breen video 😤

[@juniperhawes1553]

It's called a spit ball because they take paper make it spitty and roll it in a ball and then shoot it

[@kaitlynposey6025]

what am i sayyyinnnggggg and i loved the neil video ❤️

[@maggiesaunders9713]

Kurt boy for the next marvel movie

[@sankyhes6090]

Watching this in 2020 like👁👄👁

[@norahg378]

feel free to do some shows on the west coast so i can actually go. thanks

[@norahg378]

ok i reached the part where you said you are going to announce more shows. im very really excited

[@kaylawaye]

Possible west coast tour dates in 2020? 😍 Please come to Portland OR 🤞

[@u235x00]

i loved the neil breen video dont listen to them kurtis 😤

[@bunny0301w]

spitballs=controversial topic

[@ninjajedi6237]

Dude you broke the world in 2020. Lol

[@sunflashh]

hit me up kurtis i have the game of life and clue. also professor plum in that version of clue was scary as fuck

[@naomicox8081]

Not Kurtis saying 2020 is going to be amazing

[@erikadelacruz2768]

king

[@erikadelacruz2768]

happy anniversary wtf dats great

[@megan530]

“I’m gonna dance in the 2020 juice, and then I won’t take a shower that day because I would have taken a dance in the 2020 juice”

[@elihayes2525]

everything bout 2020 didn't age well at all

[@xSpike-x-Spiegelx]

Love Ya boiii!

[@milettneon]

5:39 nah that's just live asmr lol 😂😂😂

[@beepboop815]

2020 juice babeyy

[@shelbyevans3664]

Lol I live in America and I can attest to having a horrible diet. So much fast food everywhere 🤣

[@hazelverse]

Here for the juice.

[@KiraaHunn]

Can you do a podcast where you’re high as fk on edibles and just laugh at stupid videos and get philosophical????????????????

[@amaraberger7113]

Kira yess oh my god that’d be so good

[@kaleiahcraw9015]

Yess he should do this

[@celiapyburn5858]

wtf i loved the neil breen video

[@sadboiradboi6610]

Turns out, we were the fire hydrant and 2020 was the big ass truck and hit us out of nowhere. And the 2020 juice is rona

[@alisaboersma811]

AD stands for anno dominai

[@MEOWMIX3DS]

66.6k subs... epic

[@ookyspooky4128]

a lot of shows in 2020 huh?

[@riley2057]

AD means anno domini (a Latin term) not after death. It starts the year Jesus was born not the year he died!

[@jazzyboy4753]

The fire hydrant van joke did not age well…

[@littleabri]

I will never understand how your Neil Breen video did bad, dude. Neil Breen is fucking cool. KZbin's got to accept that once and for all.

[@yellowsupercar366]

wjat you think of the peepeepoopoo man

[@regan15]

yeah so the 2020 juice turned out to be poison

[@emilys5345]

Man coming back here in 2020..... “there will be more shows in 2020” ha ha ha ha welp