Very Really Good #87: Fuzzed Out

[@lcposie5886]

"that's so bitch, dude" is literally the BEST saying I've ever heard to describe someone being irrational

[@leahc2907]

I’m not sayin you need to go on tour in the south, but you need to experience southern stuff. Get that real yee yee goin. You would love it

[@kayleevargas9140]

i agree

[@glizzymcguire8577]

i’d be scared for him

[@im4misfit]

yes pls

[@miaconner1552]

but all the trumpies 😟

[@im4misfit]

@@miaconner1552 Ikr 😔

[@gabrielle7902]

The secret to sleeping on a plane is to procrastinate packing and then stay up super late doing it so that you're completely exhausted by the time you're on the plane. The sleepiness and self loathing make a perfect combo to lull you off.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

thanks for the life hack!

[@avab5896]

The 3 genders: fellas, folks, and gang 38:10

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

Tag yourself, I'm folk

[@deademiri3628]

when he talks about nonsense in every episode but it's amazing: 🤠yee yee

[@ChaunceyCC]

Had a blast at your SF show, Kurtis. Didn't know what to expect from your stand up. So funny. Sad you didn't get to get out and see the city, And what you did see was gross. Lol. My wife works for a 5 star hotel at the top of Knob Hill. Next time you com here, We'll get you and your road crew sorted out up there. Bless up, Kurtboy!

[@kyleelol3256]

Chauncey Johnson i love that u called him kurtboy omg idk why but thank u for that

[@felixx3128]

There is so much nonsense. I love it

[@barbaralucena9036]

hey kurtis just wanted to say hi from portugal and ask you to make a show here in europe it would be really cool ok bye

[@c.r.646]

Bárbara Lucena person from Denmark seconds the idea of a tour in Europe!

[@ES-pv1kv]

Yes!!! It would be amazing

[@diamondsprince]

Kurtis talking about golf technicalities was incredibly attractive for some reason

[@daniyaahsan7270]

weird kinks my dude

[@PanickinSkywalker]

He got that golf confidence 👌🏼

[@melodyhaviland9393]

ok............ u kinda right doe 😳😳

[@brimiller7229]

I came looking for this comment and got both that and your pfp.

[@1ime_st]

hi just wanna say we’re so so proud of you for working so hard and keeping so busy to keep us happy. we appreciate you so much kurtis🥺🖤

[@masochistic_art]

VRG kinda reads like "virgin" to me. i like it.

[@sk8ergal4747]

I just wanna make sure you see this, “San Diego is German for a whales vagina” is a reference from a movie called “Anchorman” please watch it / it is the best movie ever made / thank you

[@sk8ergal4747]

@Ddhfacetyy I will not be taking any questions or criticisms thank you

[@sk8ergal4747]

@Ddhfacetyy wrong

[@elvenbugs]

old people either have a doll room, an outdoor fridge or both

[@clare6640]

come to the moon,, it's cool here

[@Morwacsito]

Hi from Virginia! It's 10:30am here, I'm at work with a migraine hoping that listening to this helps

[@cannibalculture4499]

I know this was a long time ago, but I just want to say how much I love you for coming to both St. Louis AND KC, MO for those shows. I live about 45 minutes north of KC and you have no idea how often AMAZING shows we want to go to pass us up even though KC is a major city, just because we aren't on the coast. You're the king Kurtis. Oh, or do you prefer Mr. Mayor? 😜

[@abbyemrich4572]

I fucking lost it at “ATE o’clock? Why’d you eat it?” I’m actually gone.

[@shasha56754]

That club/ cartoon sounds joke was so funny I had to come off Spotify just to say so. Best joke of the podcast

[@Sunny-qj4ci]

Will you ever have a show in Michigan?

[@Callitfate.callitkarma.]

Sunny it’s like he’s avoiding us 😪

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i knowwww

[@taylorjane7881]

I feel like Kurtis and I have the same grandparents..

[@mickeymanimouse]

Bruh was your place in SF near the tenderloin???!!!!💀😂there's no other sketchy neighborhood besides that one. SF at night is just when all the crackheads come out lmaoooo. Glad you're safe tho.

[@madelynbennett3353]

Mani Chandok same in St. Louis

[@mai-ph9yo]

come to asia c o w a r d or at the very least come to houston in the summer

[@acharlotte94]

Hi from Papua New Guinea 😊 it's 1 AM here but I need to watch this.

[@BeastonChaste]

I was once told to find the time of day I’m most productive and just make that the time I start work. 2pm sounds like your time!

[@gianacolosimo8818]

Hi kurtis i would just like to say I'm in love with all of your podcasts and ily keep it going

[@iluvvdogs]

i'm going through the worst breakup right now, tysm kurtis for making me laugh when i feel so awful

[@rawdha3246]

i would kill to see a tier list of the best cartoon sound effects

[@evaintrouble7583]

AAAAAND tickets bought for Dayton. No one comes here and my friend and I have been trying to see you since you started touring last year! HELL YES, THANK YOU KURTIS.

[@oceanicsun6]

You can literally be in the best part of town in SF then take 2 steps to the right and enter the danger zone 😂

[@Nomzi]

I just realized that you and Bill Burr say "it's brutal" a lot. Impertinent observation lol. K, maybe the correlation is that you're both legends in my book..? 🤠

[@erisstrawberry]

plan ahead-phone, if you will.

[@amandamason5426]

I met you in Cleveland and my friend and I made you fan art and I hope you still have it. I MISS YOU!!❤️

[@killerducky684]

He reminds me of the child in that Victorious airplane scene

[@areanna4186]

ok but when Kurtis was explaining the night club cartoon story, it reminded me of micheal scott from the office for some reason lmao

[@shrmpchps]

Petition to make a Marvel movie about Blaine the man who can sleep on planes

[@mckennysommer4260]

I have that picture of you in a camp rock shirt flipping the camera off saved on my phone

[@dpet18]

Lmao I work in sf and I can tell you the mile walk from the train to my office is full of crackheads and poopy sidewalks. It’s so beautiful :-)

[@missshea1000]

Man I bought tickets to your Nashville show and I’m much closer to Huntsville lmaoooo I got too excited 🤣

[@maxstuff3810]

I hate the sleep wake cycle on planes but sometimes I get lucky and just have my mini coma on long flights

[@oweng8895]

Now I'm sad because you're coming to a venue like 10 mins from my house but it's 21 and up 😔 no hate ik it's not your fault but like damn. its such a bummer.

[@ari_anon]

i clicked this video cuz i thought fuzzed out was a reference to being high and i’m high rn so i’m fuzzed out

[@sevenlightning]

Good morning from Sauga city

[@Muirinn9291]

my grandparents house is the same but the carpet is purple!

[@karenhamer1319]

Is that one of those shirts where you touch it and your handprint shows up? 🤔🤔🤔

[@Popmessconfessions]

*refer back to this video for soundboard sounds, kurty

[@maya-xr2mc]

day 3 of asking Kurtis to make a video with jerm bot

[@p3arlfountain]

If jerm bot ever makes another video lmao, miss him 😔

[@TheRenchyRocks]

I was just thinking about jerm bot today. I hope he's okay😥

[@p3arlfountain]

@@TheRenchyRocks I follow him in Twitter and he seems fine just not posting ig

[@samc6329]

yo i swear the air plane video was my moms friend and my mom tweeted about it and went viral... randomly watching this pod now, i totally forgot about that haha

[@katiebushey9705]

HEY!! Now that you do video podcasts again please please please do another high podcast!!!

[@lizridd]

gotta love my city lol

[@miucegai]

It'd be so stupid of me to sleep during a plane ride. It happens once in a blue moon, I might as well enjoy it.

[@helenlol8821]

He wasnt in the sketchy part of SF, he was just in SF

[@luca2741]

"ive got a lot of shows coming up"

[@thesubjectofstars]

i'm sorry did you just call a traffic cone a pylon is this starcraft? are we protoss right now?

[@bananapudding1960]

pls come do a show in New Mexico 🥺❤️

[@gw6905]

FUZZED OUT WHAT

[@Hihigh2thehooch]

Hoda said fuzz kurtis lives

[@lizridd]

good old sf

[@carly8407]

you have yee yee tatted on you it’s only right to go to north carolina/ south carolina

[@PanickinSkywalker]

Carly Ig agreed

[@ms.bigbooty]

It's scary over there tho 😰

[@AlyssaDickson-b9h]

yes. just yes.

[@nadja1039]

Hi kurtis i love your brittish accent okay bye

[@lanciilatte2372]

markiplier voice *IS IT 87?!*

[@briyoncegreer]

when is the Nashville show??

[@veronicarr]

That lip smack at the very beginning tho

[@gemlue7827]

Me as a person who retweets drawings of naked people on twitter: 👁👄👁

[@oliviaparr6106]

byte conventions r just cinimon toast commercials

[@kenzaelidrissi4357]

I felt like I was watching a Justin Bieber tiktok video

[@maevefogle4166]

Yo tbh I have NEVER heard of Bite before watching this video and my immediate thought was that it was just videos of people taking bites of food and wow I didn’t like that idea

[@melodyhaviland9393]

u got the mind of a master mind 😳

[@xay_363]

Hi Kurtis 👋

[@recie7587]

Every other thing you say is fucking hilarious . Feelin b l e s s e d 😅

[@oh.no.its.sydney5341]

why are.. kurtis’ fingers so long

[@AngelaNoels]

Talk about the new leaked audio in the Johnny Depp divorce case pls ❣️

[@gameTightSara213]

Get fuzzed out for kurtis

[@anxkitaaaa5593]

I wish he toured in India:(

[@andjelakamenov6966]

I got here before my notif omg

[@sashay4330]

Come to M I L W A U K E E

[@zcythegeist]

Before notification gang. lol

[@janebee265]

sorry for being annoying i just wanna see you before you blow up dude!

[@Byvalentinacontreras]

Jane Baker do you not know about his other channel?

[@janebee265]

Valentina C i just mean his comedy career and the tickets costing more

[@sienna2821]

terrible british accent becoming a regular thing now cool

[@cassiehosh1677]

Not to be That Person but ngl i envy the drawing abilities of anime porn and furry artists

[@DeeDeeCee]

I stab

[@JaimeeForsyth]

Hi!

[@sp1ttybug]

woo

[@alicecullen6415]

please make a cartoon

[@emmanememmanem]

first dislike

[@emmanememmanem]

never mind i couldn’t do it

[@ifraali5331]

yo

[@jonsponser]

Too many mouth sounds

[@emory644]

u oddly know so much about golf wtf so niche