Very Really Good #92: Chai Lap

This week, we talk about SPILLING TEA, electronics, Halloween costumes, the new Dobre Brothers & Lil Pimp song, we watch possibly the worst TikTok of all time, and so much more!
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#kurtisconner

[@lucybaldwin7897]

kurtis at the end of every podcast "what are we at? 40 something?"

[@444han]

Lucy Baldwin literally😭😭😭

[@benjaclown]

It's been three years since this comment and he still does that lol

[@Autumn-rt8jg]

To whomever is hating on kurtis, Your vibe is disgusting

[@snowmanapocalypse497]

Even perhaps dunk it in bleach followed by a power wash

[@Summer-cz9qz]

I think it would be a good idea to put it on a deep sanatize setting while they're at it, maybe some fabric softener

[@mak9678]

Dunk it in hand sanitizer since everyone seems to love that rn

[@loulou-rm6fe]

dude they don't even have a vibe

[@jessicarecore7550]

In I ooo0p 😯

[@BlossomTheCocoon]

Bruh, get you a partner that loves you as much as Kurtis loves his green screen

[@calliekilby1152]

there isn’t a love stronger than his with his green screen

[@reti9768]

Good advice

[@ambatukam1868]

Partner, i hardly know her

[@ambatukam1868]

@@calliekilby1152 stronger, i hardly know her

[@cloe8108]

this podcast feels like facetiming someone and u have ur mic muted so theyre just rambling abt everything and i love it

[@darnocfan13]

Haha right I feeel like it’s such a personal chat time with Kurtie boy I love it

[@certifiesorciere5110]

one time he was talking and he said " am I right?" and I caught myself responding I-

[@certifiesorciere5110]

i was like "uh huh"

[@imaginarytree]

yea

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Me never face timing before so I'm thinking about zoom classes but that doesn't even fit

[@Tiffany__B]

i laugh at every single "i hardly know her" joke you make, every time you do it i laugh and think "haha classic kurtis". every single time. and i think that's very special

[@user-gr9fu1ml8j]

Tiffany B. in kurtistown we don’t say “i love you”. we make “i hardly know her” jokes and i think that’s beautiful

[@readragonfly4296]

I don't get that joke/reference. Is it from something I haven't seen?

[@Tiffany__B]

@@readragonfly4296 it's like a wordplay with words that end in "-er" that sound like you're saying "her". For example with the word "fighter" you'd say "fighter (fight her)? i hardly know her!". Usually it's supposed to be jokes with words like f*cker, but Kurtis says it for basically any word that ends with -er, even if it makes no sense, which makes it really funny 💁

[@killian.briggs]

anyone who thinks that kurtis' sketches in his videos aren't funny needs to LEAVE

[@alexandria3583]

kicked out of kurtistown, respectfully.

[@killian.briggs]

Alexandria okay yeah that seems a lot more in honor of kurtis

[@Ella-qo2vn]

FACTS

[@lananichols5079]

isabel NO

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

Lana Nichols YES

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

Clap daddy’s getting clapped by legal

[@39suhanamakhija44]

Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

🤭🤭🤭😂

[@Purple_diamond_999]

The classic gost costume comes from the fact that when people died, we put a white sheet over their bodies. So the sheet ghosts are as someone’s soul was still trapped under that sheet and came back to life !!!!!

[@nadiakeaton5680]

THANK YOU

[@kzadelaide5350]

lol that makes sense i thought it was because ghosts are like "invisible" so u could only see em if u threw a sheet over it so like if u saw a sheet over someone it gives the illusion that they may not have a fully tangible body underneath ahah maybe some kids show made me think that tho

[@onigiribasket1444]

"I'm allowed to have days I don't do anything" Me everyday now.

[@reti9768]

I still have a shit ton of school. I study on the weekends cause I'm so behind cause we have so much to do (for some reason we have even more to do now than in actual school). My laptop just gave up one week and started working normally the next. Life is kind of a mess right now. I still have exams, tests everything.

[@liebafatima]

Just a really tiny banana What county do u live in?

[@Callitfate.callitkarma.]

“President of science on earth” Bill Nye.

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

Bill BILL BILL BILL

[@paulinosaurus]

the way i feel when kurtis says "what are we at, 40-something?" is the exact polar opposite of the way i feel when kurtis gives me an extra greeting in his videos

[@AniWillow]

Time Stamps :) (I’m Back) 00:00 - Intro / COVID-19 Social Distancing / MSN 01:54 - Postponing The Shows / Missing Shows 02:54 - New Video / Manswers / The Video Process 04:30 - Negative Comments 05:32 - Doing Nothing Sucks 06:04 - First Twitch Stream / Why He Couldn’t Play Animal Crossing :( 08:49 - How’s The Quarantine? / Hook / Root Beer / Presidential Texts 10:06 - Kurtis’ Mom Is Moving / Kurtis Is A Hoarder / Soda Math 12:14 - Collab With James Marriot 13:42 - Comment From The Last Podcast 15:30 - TikTok Tea / TW - Clapdaddie (Colton) and InfernumAsylum (Ian) Being Predators (a/n shoutout to Ava_Leeigh and the other lovely people that are helping the victims and are getting them their justice) 20:09 - Kurtis “I Do Take Showers” Conner / Halloween Costume Thoughts 25:54 - Casual Childhood Trauma / 13 Ghosts Movie 29:55 - Dobre Brothers New Song ft. Lil’ Pump - 31:32 - Start MV - 32:03 - They’re Shy Boys - 32:51 - “Clown Worthy Shit” - 34:09 - Convincing Lil’ Pump / Lil’ Pump’s Verse - 36:38 - Closing Thoughts 38:04 - Thanks For The Support 38:38 - Shitty TikTok of The Week - 38:56 - “Reasons I’m A Bad Boyfriend…” - 39:48 - TW: VOMIT / GAGGING NOISE - 40:13 - Analyzing The TikTok Part By Part 44:22 - Outro / Check Out His Twitch ( twitch.tv/kurtisconner ) / Stay Home, Stay Safe If you are reading down here... Camomile Cock is a better pun

[@evaspridgeon3955]

literally thank you so much for the TW for the gagging noise I have really bad emetophobia thank you :,)

[@grace_maclean_bailey]

Omg thank you❤️❤️

[@aj-mf1mb]

I literally just started listening to the podcast despite being a citizen of kurtistown for like over a year cause I’m not really a podcast person and this comes out immediately I am a wizard

[@pynkrachel]

bts gay

[@snowmanapocalypse497]

bts gay

[@incominginkling]

bts gay

[@gymnasticsedits_7789]

bts gay

[@jasj122]

bts gay

[@shiny5068]

i don’t get why more of your subs don’t watch the podcast. it’s basically an extra long video

[@shiny5068]

HOLY SHIT KURTY BOY READ WORDS THAT I TYPED OUT WHAT OMG WHAT

[@nickirkland1347]

I tried to listen to his podcast but can't stay for more than fifteen mins same with other podcasts it's just my thing.... you wouldn't understand (I don't understand either)

[@shiny5068]

Ara i like to have it on while i draw do homework or just whenever i need a quick laugh. i usually don’t like really long videos either but kurtis’s joke fit my humor perfectly

[@nickirkland1347]

@@shiny5068 yeah his humor fits me perfectly too lol I'm just not suited for podcasts I guess I like his editing style

[@nexusnefarious8887]

@@shiny5068 to go along with the extra long greeting

[@aj-mf1mb]

kurtis doing the ghost bit literally sounded like it could be a john mulaney bit lmao even his inflection

[@rickmoney321]

Wow. Drew, Danny, Then Kurtis posted. Best quarantine

[@brae_1949]

Amanda*

[@annesauviller3069]

Cody as posted too

[@ninecuevas5127]

And Noel

[@rickmoney321]

@@brae_1949 Oop, yeah true,

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

• Novey • the holy trinity of commentary: Kurtis, Danny, and Amanda.

[@yaoiotaku7]

I went to an island in animal crossing and turned this on in the background. It was the exact length for me to cut down every tree and break every rock, creating the perfect ground to spawn only tarantulas and then catch enough to fill my inventory. The second I got back to my house the vid finished. It was perfect

[@calliekilby1152]

You should feature Jenna and Kiwi for the 100th episode!.!.!.!.!.!

[@lausanneee5106]

currently calentine that’s such an good idea!!!!!

[@calliekilby1152]

Lozan Phoenix thanks!

[@noahniedinger4160]

He did it!

[@calliekilby1152]

Noah Niedinger I know!!! so cool 🥳💖

[@christomlin3878]

Kurtis: I filmed something with James Marriott Me: *turning head 180°* cool

[@Summer-cz9qz]

The ultimate crossover

[@bisma1799]

for someone who doesnt like the word vibes you do say vibes a lot lol

[@meganryanhughes1118]

I paused One Direction for this

[@tambi4852]

The only valid reason to stop vibin

[@meganryanhughes1118]

Tambi48games period

[@daniyaahsan7270]

kurtis chugging the expired root beer: mAnChiLd dRinK

[@deedeexYT]

When Kurtis speaks in an English accent, it just *works*. He's meant to be a bloke.

[@jadelinnea865]

oh this is what i needed for this quarantine, i could listen to kurtis talk for 17 hours straight and i'd be fine with it

[@Danny-qv3cq]

i’ve been a citizen of kurtistown for over a year and i just started listening to very really good due to quarantine and listening to it while drawing and what can i say, it’s very really good.

[@nickirkland1347]

I'm late but this is what I'm doing rn; listening to this while drawing. I haven't been able to listen to any podcasts but turns out I just had to have my hands busy lol just like I did in class

[@nico9544]

it rlly is i also listen to it while i draw:D

[@dedusmuln]

yesss vrg is ideal background noise for drawing

[@yoshi8508]

not sure if any one commented this yet but the ghost costume look comes from the white sheets that dead bodies are covered with

[@matilda4664]

the only asmr i listen to

[@cori742]

why does the ps9 bit have such big john mulaney delta airlines energy 😂 not complaining tho, it's obviously hilarious

[@beeboobopbee]

4:51 I would watch a whole video of your sketches they’re so entertaining

[@elibarden1911]

nobody: Kurtis: spooky, spooky wOoOo

[@okk3260]

started listening to your podcast while working out lately and it works weirdly well... love your content anytime though

[@nachnirgendwo]

brilliant

[@aguynamedguy309]

The words clap children have now haunted me... and will continue to do so for the rest of eternity. God damn you for this 😭

[@enbyoyo]

kurtis be like: my green screen is my baby

[@imgezeynep131]

is that conan?

[@gymnasticsedits_7789]

@imge zeynep that’s what i was about to ask

[@imgezeynep131]

@@gymnasticsedits_7789 it looks like him but i can't really tell🥺

[@gymnasticsedits_7789]

@imge zeynep i think it is

[@imgezeynep131]

@@gymnasticsedits_7789 so do i

[@gracebutler7047]

I really like these podcasts because it’s the most real interaction I get these days and it’s nice to feel like people are talking to me.

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

I feel that

[@farahjoy603]

My mind is still damaged by manswers tho 🙂🙂🙂

[@angelique_cs]

Honestly same

[@rose-is-swag480]

kurtis this is the first time i have ever heard someone say "run the bath"

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i think it’s a canadian thing, btw we have the same name!!

[@ellexarden]

“drawing a bath” is even worse... that’s not what i asked for

[@trixwentzle792]

Quarantine with a new kurtis podcast episode while snuggled in bed? Hell yes.

[@sebastianbundgaard8076]

This podcast was super mega good

[@alexaplaydespacito9045]

kurtis hear me out. for the 100th pod u and neil breen fly to kurtistown hawaii (cause a little covid never kill nobody) and you unbox a new iphone, but there's no video pod. then u get matt short to give you some mquestions and you can manswer them

[@justalilguy9713]

I think your sketches are - *chef's kiss* -

[@benlyman115]

Him: My skin isn't perfect Me: Yeah, you know you zit

[@Ninjakiwiphantomforces]

kurtis conner? i hardly know er

[@when_life_gives_you_lemons4611]

12:00 when you're from Australia and call it soft drink :(

[@bluejayde9516]

Kurtis your sketches are literally my favourite thing they're my EXACT sense of humour and I always get so excited when you put them in your videos! Dont listen to negative people THEY'RE the ones missing the point 😒

[@Stressed_skunk]

This is my new comfort podcast watched it almost every night to go to sleep!

[@ChaunceyCC]

KURTBOY!!!! We need more stand up footage!!! Love ya, My bruh. Hope you, Jenna and Kiwi are staying safe and healthy. ❤️

[@claireaccardo]

I’m from the Chicagoland area and I’ve never heard someone around here call it “soda” so I’m with ya there Kurtis

[@nourm.3661]

I love these podcasts! I'm laughing like a crazy person in my room lmao

[@hail_404]

me: starts religiously watching podcast within the last 2 months Kurtis: thanks for all the positivity with the podcast recently!! me: that was alllll me baby

[@ninecuevas5127]

That little adapter skit reminded me of Josh and Lucas Ovalle in Cody Ko’s podcast a while back and I loved it

[@shimetzger8901]

who ever said they don’t like Kurtis’ sketches !!! you’re a meanie head!!! they’re the best part of the videos!!

[@lexikaralunas129]

i just want to thank you for doing these podcasts. i’m from new york and it’s really rough here right now, my county was the last to not have the virus and we just got our first two cases this morning. i’m asthmatic so it’s been pretty scary, but these podcasts make me feel better.

[@angelique_cs]

Be careful over there lexi. And come hangout with us here to stay sane. Well, sane-ish lol

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Hey I know it’s been 4 months since u commented this but I hope you’re holding up well. It’s a scary time but we’ll get through it together. Kurtistown ain’t goin nowhere 😊

[@ashleighhindson4590]

Your Manswers video had me dying of laughter, dont ever stop doing what you're doing!

[@Nobody-wr7xn]

Kurti boi we love your green screen sketches! Those who dont like them dont have a sense of humor😡

[@lainey9092]

I LOVED the long drawn out sketch in the manswers video. Maybe I've been cooped up too long but I was crying laughing! The fact that it went on too long is what made it so hysterical. It was the exact right amount of chaotic. Furthermore, I hope you keep experimenting and doing stuff that you think will be funny cause that's such an awesome way to learn (which I'm sure you know but I feel the need to validate your efforts).

[@aleriatrue]

The thing that traumatized me was my dad letting me watch Saw with him the year it released. I was 6, thanks dad!

[@juliajumame]

2 things traumatized me as a child 1. Seeing part of a child’s play movie when I was like 4-5 maybe? The doll scared me so bad for YEARS and I wouldn’t go into Spencer’s until high school bc I knew they kept a doll in there. And when I did go in I would either stare at the floor OR wildly look for the doll so I knew where not to look. I work at a movie theater so when I heard they were making a reboot I was SO SCARED but the doll just looked stupid, then I watched a ton of original movie synopses on KZbin and basically desensitized myself which is cool ✌🏻 2. Screamer videos :( my first one my grandparents showed me and my sister and her friend when I was like 9-10. I cried so hard. I used to be afraid of just walking by a blank monitor screen bc I thought something would pop up. I also used to wildly search for comments on each video or use the scroll on the video to see if anything scary was at the end. Still not totally over this fear lol but I don’t go to those extreme lengths and I feel like nobody rly posts screamers anymore

[@cosmiccat26]

Omg same with those screamer vids! My brother showed me one of these as a kid and it fucked me up for years :( I would be laying in my bed at night being scared there will be a scary face when I turn around and open my eyes. I always slept facing the wall with my blanket covering my head! Blankets are the best protection against anything scary lol

[@babyivy]

when ever your sketches go on longer that expected it makes me so happy. like this isn't the content i subscribed to you for, but i love is so fucking much.

[@Summer-cz9qz]

Kurtis should host a livestream where we watch Hook together

[@hazelneufeld1984]

this is weird but i just noticed you've got hella nice teeth

[@Summer-cz9qz]

Your sketches one of the highlights of your videos. Especially in the Manswers video, the sketches were great. I remember thinking to myself while I was watching the video that your police at the bar sketch was my favorite sketches from you by far. I like how you tie the jokes together from the other parts of the video, it gives them more meaning.

[@Dima-yk7wz]

Enjoyed the video 👍🏼I love listening to your podcast so much thank you ♡

[@lazuligrotto5674]

Kurtis saying "that's not a read" is so amazing

[@pleurnicharde]

I rather really enjoyed your sketches in your last video! I like how they go on for a while I think that they grow and develop in layers of humor as they continue, it's great being inside the mind of the mayor himself! Lol thanks for sharing all your hard work!

[@emmarobinson6656]

I would love to hear you talk about the insanity that is Tiger King

[@gymnasticsedits_7789]

yes also you look like my history teacher

[@Meradiwth]

i love your sketches kurtis 🥺 the townspeople love them

[@aubreylynn717]

The sketches are hilarious wtf is that person talking about

[@josiposi9205]

What dude!! Manswers was a staple in my childhood *unfortunately?*

[@Coolet27]

11:40 you really missed the chance to say pop quiz... i cant believe it

[@emilywillia5824]

Bro I get such Chris delia vibes from kurtis in this Im so happy there’s two of you with similar comedy

[@alyssacorona9815]

kurtis bringing up 13 ghosts makes me think he should do a movie review of it bc it is SO SCARY (and also messed me up when i was 7) but also has the perfect amount of cheese to make content about

[@alyssacorona9815]

kurtis if you see this i dare you to rewatch it seriously beyond the scary ass ghosts it's actually a terribly bad movie (in the best way) so DO IT maybe ok

[@alyssacorona9815]

also the actor who plays shaggy is in it so think about that

[@haileybeck8130]

Kurtis, I just want to tell you that I appreciate your videos and your podcasts so much. I relate to so many of the things you comment on and make jokes about and you let yourself be you and that's what makes you stand out from other KZbinrs or comedians. Thank you for making content that always makes me laugh and smile!

[@ma-yk4zf]

I kinda agree with the guy that complained about the mouth noices, they've always grossed me out and just make me feel so anxious. Hard to explain but makes me feel week in my spine and overall really uneasy. Will still keep listening though. 45mins of anxiousness but anything for Kurtis

[@torikarlovits489]

This is the best quarantine birthday gift, thank you 🙏🏼

[@cannibalculture4499]

Okay, I'm so glad I decided to watch all your podcasts. I loved you already, but now it's even more cemented. 13 ghosts is I've of my all-time favorite horror movies as well. Scared me as a younger girl too! I want quite a little kid, I was like 11ish when I first saw it, but oh man I love that movie so so much. You're the shit Kurtis Conner. 💖

[@Meladjusted]

Your sketches are the best parts!

[@captv334]

dudee, I love your sketches

[@areanna4186]

Seriously your videos and podcasts are the only thing getting me through quarantine!!

[@ChristieCrownover]

You're freaking hilarious! Laughing so hard I cant breath sometimes, are you trying to kill me, lol. j/k No but really, thanks, keep up the fantastic work!

[@DecoraGarf]

This was one of my favorite videos so far.loved it.

[@meowmeow6232]

When kurtis was talking about the 13 ghost I thought it was scooby doo and the 13 ghost. And I was like omg I was also scared about the scooby doo one 😂

[@ellexarden]

the original “a wrinkle in time” movie fucked me up so bad when i was a kid and i still don’t know why... i just remember these red eyes and it gave me a migraine

[@goromajima8309]

I like ittttt soo much! This podcast was very fun

[@BoglimWrangler666]

i watched manswers when i was an 8 year old girl... only 2000s canadians will know i guess.

[@keiferta6446]

I vaguely remember an ad for it on American TV when my dad would watch Spike. Kurtis's video gave me flashbacks to memories I forgot I had lmao

[@aubreylynn717]

The rant that starts at like 8:04 reminds me of when John Mulaney did that rant about Delta airlines

[@meaganwillis2353]

Ur sketches r works of art dude

[@decaydancerda]

kurtis kinda talks like brendon urie does on his twitch and i don’t know why

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

I love the sketches. They’re amazing!

[@amarie8141]

13 ghosts haunted me for years when I was little I was terrified lolll

[@kaenagreen1716]

Kurtis you’re the best!!! Love your vids and I’m a regular podcast listener!

[@petages4579]

"Look at all these bagetts, im eatin' em' really soon, cuz i'm pretty hungry... Leave me alone...,stop lookin' at me!" -Curtis 2020- Imma write that up the wall in my room.

[@emmajgardner]

for some reason i was terrified of the show hoarders as a kid lmaoo my mom would always watch it and i would sobbb

[@etanu8308]

"what am i, clapdaddy?" HAHA I CANT

[@sabrinablackberry4]

“ok they don’t look so scary now” lmaooo for me it was the grudge. I have a vent above my bed and I was so sure she would crawl out of it and slaughter me. Still lowkey fucks me up

[@09lealily]

These are the ramblings of a mad man.. and I love it

[@jadelinnea865]

i was kind of zoning out when i had this playing and i just hear "chamomile crotch duuuude" and i'm like wHAT THE FucK

[@ayesha7409]

"Halloween began as a festival of *_salmon_* ..."

[@alexwell9522]

Ur sketches are pure art taurus king.

[@elizxbethxjessie1561]

Dobre brothers: exist Kurtis: THERE IS NO PASSION, THERE IS NO AGGRESSION