Death Stranding (dunkview)

[@jamilahu]

The irony is a donkey would excel in most of these terrains.

[@daviddacus8168]

Van Ivanov chill bruh wasn’t that serious his lil bro was playing in this review

[@iAmWiw]

Oh my fucking god, no you didn't!!!! AHAHA

[@sanskarmishra5309]

fallout 4 was a glitchy mess. literally everyone i know confirms that. stop being so worked up over a review lmao. i love the game and would give it a 3/5 or a 4/5 tbh but dunkey doesnt has to love it be cause as he mentioned the gameplay is disappointing. it really is. the story makes it up for me but not for everyone. you can trust a reviewer and still have a different opinion damn

[@logandenton6467]

@@メネス64 This one time I accidentally hacked fallout 4 just by turning it on and it crashed 14 times in a row, and then disappeared from my library. Called Bethesda and Todd said "you paid for the the game, haha I win, bye."

[@dheeladheel]

Sanskar Mishra its a game, you’re supposed to like the gameplay

[@rinozisa9396]

Italians just get it. They invented spaghetti. The first strand type pasta.

[@cardinalZephyr]

Explains why i enjoyed it. Thank you, italian ancestors for inventing spaghetti.

[@mortemtool1783]

You are welcome

[@thelphino165]

I can confirm

[@Gastonepisellone]

If buruno buccerati like this game i do too

[@dariobonzio9940]

è tutto vero

[@arich3388]

The fact they put a shower mechanic in this game, proves the disconnect. Gamers don't even like showers

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

Lmao

[@aidanmandude]

I shower once a year and often have to call someone to tell me how it works.

[@JNSStudios]

Underrated comment

[@blackhat9062]

Lmfao

[@DeutscherLpKingPro]

We Europeans do enjoy showers that's why we enjoy the game.

[@kokongsmiley2821]

We Europeans understand this game, because we can relate to walking around in the middle of nowhere, fight mud and deliver bombs.

[@smoblehoble8472]

Lol

[@Dioleate]

Sounds like the countries of WW1 would agree.

[@Thor.Jorgensen]

Walking around in the middle of nowhere? Europe was pretty much designed for literally everything to be within walking distance. Unlike in America, where you can't get anywhere without a car. But if you're in America, and you don't have a car, which many people don't, then you'll be walking... You guessed it, around in the middle of nowhere.

[@hotpawsmathsandscience3124]

europe is the first strand-type continent

[@asylumskp4391]

As an Asian I relate as well, except that we are on the receiving end of the bombs

[@m3602pac]

As someone who works for Amazon, I apologize for any damaged products. The muck people are especially bad this time of year

[@originalfinalslasher]

10/10 Comment

[@T3hShad0ws]

Especially during peak!

[@nicholasherdzik5567]

You deserve more likes.

[@bramxedit]

Yeah it also sucks when I forget to pee in a bottle in the morning so when I get attacked I cant defend myself

[@theepheonix1700]

Fucking underated comment here bois

[@jirc]

As a UPS employee myself. I can confirm the reason we take so long is because if we bump into something we just explode

[@RoyalLXXVIII]

You need to unlock the motorbike my man

[@Antiformed]

They're like Prinnies.

[@rinkashikachi]

If you ever struggling delivering mail, pizza, whatever, just buy a bike and try to get on the top of the fucking Everest

[@jordanolson11]

proud of you for coming forward despite backlash, thank you for bringing the real issue in society to the forefront.

[@mboz_2108]

You must mean FedEx, UPS went explosive-free a few years back. No thanks to PETA that the Ukranians got their hands on said explosives, but that's a story for a different time

[@milkmangreg871]

Death Stranding, a game that teaches you the importance of paved roads

[@tiha2414]

Hit the nail on the head

[@full95one]

Thats right. The plot twist is the roads are the real strands

[@ajayrathee7081]

SPOT ON BROTHER

[@FierceDeity35]

Rome just rolled over in its grave

[@GasparGa]

Death Stranding, a game that reminds you how good MGSV was and makes you want to play it again

[@reay7224]

Hideo Kojima heard some kid say "how can link fit all this stuff into that tiny pouch??" and thought "that's a really good point"

[@Instantur]

Thank you Kojima for reminding game devs to never do this

[@ariankazemi8142]

Norman Reedus went from walking dead to just walking.

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

Arian Kazemi this is golden

[@ghostrafs4853]

he is walking, but the player is dead, inside

[@ordinarytree4678]

@7_dor walk like an egyptian

[@alexdale8705]

The walking wish to be dead

[@moistspuds845]

Walking With the Dead

[@mirnix08]

This game really makes you FEEL like silent hills got cancelled

[@legalmota]

Gorflip Truly the biggest disappointment in gaming history ;(

[@lore_likes_dark2508]

HA!

[@madas1435]

F

[@justp0w3r154]

too soon

[@riceawakes5489]

This shows us what hideo kojimas pain of loosing his baby called metal gear and making it a game called death stranding

[@blamoduck6999]

the description used to say “i wish we were back to when this game was just a bunch of cool trailers”

[@undead_corsair]

I wish that too

[@lucasmorandini7566]

Lmao thats savage.

[@shevrett2658]

Why did dunkey change it?

[@Lucas-ns9hd]

Literally Metal Gear Solid V in a nutshell

[@LordFartamor]

he should've kept it

[@jimtsap04]

How our grandparents walked to school: the game

[@SpeedKing..]

What 😂😂🤯? Is that a JoJo reference 😂🤣🤣??? Ora ora ora ora ora muda muda muda muda muda XDXD kono Dio da hurr durr jonjo reference Ora ora muda muda muda XD za warudo jojomoji refreanxe ora muda muda XD za warudo kono Dio da

[@jimtsap04]

@@SpeedKing.. do you... Need any help ?

[@SpeedKing..]

@@jimtsap04 ora oraoraoraoraoraoroaoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraorao

[@rexailos475]

Yooo just the same joke for over an year is what we needed thank you so much!

[@SpeedKing..]

@@rexailos475 ora

[@junkmailjunkmail8649]

You can't blame Kojima. In a 2011 interview, he divulged that most of the game was developed using the Wii balance board.

[@themysticfedora]

MEASURING (MEASURING) M-M-MEASURING (MEASURING) M-M-MEASURING (MEASURING) ... ALL DONE!

[@anthonysmith1228]

That actually makes a lot of sense

[@sometimeshotpocketscanchan2465]

Thanks for the clarification

[@LucTimmerman]

His little brother was designing the game

[@maximusthedude8305]

@@LucTimmerman and he was blindfolded!

[@p0_0kie_001]

"Hideo Kojima doesn't understand Death Stranding, says Hideo Kojima" - Just incredible article title

[@nabetse1999]

Honestly, everybody has to at last chuckle to that

[@grandmothermud6498]

It seems like an article made for a Dunkey video.

[@Arszene]

Same tbh.

[@terrarianangel8274]

Talking in third person

[@joenevico7742]

"Kojima Hates Hayter. Confuses fans and himself in act of revenge while being defunded by Kojima on TPP. Spends remaining money on Model Stefanie Joust" That'd be my title if I wrote one.....

[@ossasubueybuey5686]

Norman’s a pretty solid guy for someone who carries a lot of metal gear

[@bigboy4137]

Hope this comment gets at least 1,000 likes

[@coolguy02536]

@@bigboy4137 facebook cancer

[@danskyoutube3850]

😏👉

[@FrostBlackbird]

You could say that he's.......pretty good

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

nah he's a snake

[@KushAstronaut]

Note to self: Don’t play Call of Duty at Hideo Kojima’s house

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Gex

[@modernnerd5592]

Tail time

[@_.Dylan._]

Best Gex comment

[@tato5822]

G E X ?

[@lman2710]

Best one yet

[@Excalibur5k]

Dunkey simply doesnt understand that this game is a gritty reboot of yoshi's island

[@cyberdragon4249]

All that's missing is the main character farting eggs out after killing an enemy.

[@Excalibur5k]

@@cyberdragon4249 you can throw your body fluids at enemies, which is the next best thing

[@cyberdragon4249]

Misha what, has he mastered the art of jarate by throwing piss around

[@Excalibur5k]

@@cyberdragon4249 piss, fecal matter, his gamer boy bath water. It all gets weaponized. i wish i was joking.

[@anmolkoul2976]

Y O S H I I I I I !!!!!

[@MJCaboose5akaKirby]

My first thought when I saw the actual gameplay was "Dunkey is going to hate this game."

[@exiledrabbit]

@fizzydinosaur that doesn't invalidate any of his criticism, which has been echoed by basically every other reviewer

[@c.c0820]

@@exiledrabbit who is "basically every other reviewer"?

[@danielegvi]

@@c.c0820 well, basically... every other reviewer

[@6vitamin]

​@fizzydinosaur -- I know what you mean in terms of it's supposed to be atmospheric. They have a fucking in-game soundtrack. You're supposed to walk around and enjoy the view and shit and listen to knock-off radiohead. But to be fair, it fails in even that respect. Witcher 3 had better environments to simply traverse. Kojima should've taken a page out of CDPR's book and after the release of Red Dead Redemption 2 had said "Oh shit, I better make sure my game is as polished and good as it can be, because RDR2 just set a new standard". I'm glad Cyberpunk is getting delayed, they understand what it means to be a top tier AAA game now that RDR2 and God of War and Uncharted 4 have come out swinging.

[@NCMycelium]

@@exiledrabbit it doesn't invalidate his criticism, definitely not. However, different perspectives view his criticisms as extreme strengths. As an example, while watching this video, I thought, "he hates the game so much he's taking the most difficult and stupid paths possible in order to be done with it as fast as possible, which is gonna make it worse because all of those efforts are going to fail and take up more time." So for me, while I totally understand his frustration, I can see with perfect clarity why I am not frustrated like that.

[@mephisto6250]

"why're we still here? just to deliver packages?"

[@callmev3531]

Lloren, and avoid rain.

[@117MasterSpartan]

What is my purpose? To deliver butte- I mean packages. Oh my god

[@absence9443]

Hey I'm Lloren and I love to copy comments

[@mephisto6250]

@@absence9443 i don't even know who you are

[@splixvel]

Every night, I can feel my package...my baby...even my fingers.

[@syd-nee]

"I remember being in the womb" "No you lady you are a fucking Idiot" its moments like these that remind us why we love dunkey so much

[@Cam_47]

"That's really interesting lady. Here I'm gonna leave you on the side of this mountain. Byeee". The moment fuggin re-hit me when I read what you said. Dudes hilarious. Those in the moment goofs that're thrown out there when casually playing a game..

[@mancamiatipoola]

Kojima living in LA for a bit was too damaging for him. He drank too much of that woke juice and started puking woke into the game...

[@tuskactu4820]

​@@mancamiatipoolaWhat the fuck does this mean

[@chamack1557]

Death Stranding making a reference to an indie game like Mario was bold

[@AnarchicArachnid]

@Succ The hedgehog nah it was more dunkey pointing out how Mario made the simple act of running and walking into a fun fast paced but though filled experience. It even had an optional weapon (fire flower) to attack enemies but you could actually avoid killing a single enemy except for the browsers if you really are skilled. Each time I look at this game I'm filled with ideas on how to improve it while keeping the action as simple traversal, which is a bad thing

[@lordofassassins11]

@Succ The hedgehog The reference was fine up until she said "I'm Princess Beach" Such a cringe pun.

[@Saru-yr3qk]

@@AnarchicArachnid Transferred the same fluid combat system from MGSV into Death Stranding would be a good start.

[@AnarchicArachnid]

@@Saru-yr3qk not even combat, imagine if you had the the Fulton to get rid of enemies or extract people in the field, if you had the parasite suits to jump and run in the field at insane speeds or even just the octo camo

[@yashwinning]

only Kojima the smartest game maker man in the world would make such a random reference

[@Heyitsmehyuppp]

“Sometimes you fall over for no reason.” Ah, finally a game that mimics my life.

[@TNickle1234]

Preach

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

@@TNickle1234 beach

[@BestOfGermany67]

I play videogames to avoid the misery that is my life, not be reminded of my pain.

[@bearmandev]

You have to admit, the random tripping is a realistic mechanic. *trips and dies*

[@nuno23456]

This game really makes you *feel* like the clumsy shit you are

[@mootwo_]

It’s not Kojima’s fault, he said in an interview he was making the game while blindfolded and with earmuffs on

[@woodsman8860]

Fer Reaf his brother took the controller and made the game instead, just wait till he gets it back

[@Fizzy01010]

It was actually his little brother making the game the whole time

[@ForeLab]

Seems like a pretty irresponsible way to make a video game.

[@peterwowfan]

He programmed it using a USB steering wheel

[@munjee2]

@@peterwowfan no he had to use the wii u steering wheel which is especially hard to do on the ps4

[@Atlas-ue1yt]

I am Italian and I think kojima is right, this game is not meant for you damn Yankee. This game makes you really feel like you are a pizza delivery man and sincerely is all I'm looking for in a game!

[@mr.mysteriousyt6118]

They should play rdr2

[@Atlas-ue1yt]

I don't know, it could be' risky! From what i've understand Americans are great fans of first person shooters and Rdr2 is not!

[@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku]

@@Atlas-ue1yt Don't worry, you can play the game entirely in first person!

[@tibik.8407]

A pizza delievery man in Nepal, to be more precise.

[@davidhong1934]

Atlas? Ain't ya supposed to be Irish?

[@daamazinfatb0y752]

The fact that Dunkey has zero patience and yet still managed to play this game from beginning to end, shows just how much he was looking forward to this game.

[@oxsila]

90% of hate on this game is people having their expectations way too high lol. Everyone else enjoyed the game just fine lol

[@daamazinfatb0y752]

@@oxsila id say its 50/50. Its clearly not for everyone but thats fine. More unique games is always welcome.

[@0zbrian]

@@oxsila Its Kojima, who wouldn't have high expectations?

[@oxsila]

@@0zbrian He could've totally excluded any MGS elements from death stranding but instead he added a cool stealth element where you hide from BTs. But the main point of this game is not to kill people, only to concuss them because killing causes a void out. It just baffles me that there's 5 MGS games to play and some fans will still be annoyed if Kojima doesn't churn out the same genre each game

@@oxsila No, paid reviews enjoyed it, sane people knew Kojima has no idea what he's doing.

[@marccrockett4610]

Only real OGs know that the first "Strand" game was The Oregon Trail

[@tigelton]

i would agree if my whole family didn't die of dysentery

[@ThatOneGuyYMK]

Death Stranding... is actually an Oregon Trail remake

[@deltfrefry7218]

A very bad remake

[@combativeThinker]

Brandon H Explains why it sucks so bad.

[@kevinkwok3460]

Bryan Merrill no ac-130

[@ghostofhinawa]

I'm never going to forgive Kojima for that Princess Beach line.

[@daamazinfatb0y752]

From a guy that loves Death Stranding. I agree. That was major cringe accompanied by the weird cheesy running through the beach part. Wtf was that shit??

[@ArmorKuma]

I dunno that was my favorite part. It's like this ultra serious world where the dead walk the earth and cause nuclear explosions, terrorists have super powers, there's critiques on pollutio.... oh you're a fed-ex man who delivers packages? you mean I have to walk across the US? and I can't take a car? Norman why the fuck did you just wink at me. Norman why the fuck did you just point at your toys like a 2 year old. then bam ,REALLY? PRINCESS BEACH? its fuckin confusing as fuck and I love it

[@dudeimgeorge]

@@ArmorKuma yikes, dude. yikes.

[@yeahthatsright33]

Kuma 12 year old detected.

[@2kn709]

@@yeahthatsright33 14 year old detected

[@acidicmars4958]

This game makes you really feel like an Amazon driver.

[@zeldamasterbro]

yeah chapter three with the highways really makes you feel like that but it gets really good once you get into the mountains, getting to the top of a mountain and then using the climbing ropes is very fun and cool

[@Secret_Takodachi]

lol as a former driver: this game is baby mode compared to the real deal. You don't get chased by loose dogs left in yards. You don't deal with traffic and road rage drivers. Of course affluent kids would think this is what delivering stuff is like. They've never done real work in their life 😂

[@toaster9922]

“honey you aint nothing but damaged goods.” “no u”

[@JimJamMS]

Give Kojumbo a Pulitzer already

[@goatlib2338]

God damn UNO reverse card. Causing so much savage damage.

[@Sleepgarden]

Saddler, you're small time!

[@m8subject996]

Kojima's been watching too much american movies

[@gamedesignwithmichael]

“honey you aint nothing but damaged goods.” "I know you are but what am I"

[@Parrotlad]

It wasn’t Kojima’s fault he was coding the game with a USB steering wheel.

[@Kanoii15]

and dont forget...he used windows xp

[@instaceza]

@@Kanoii15 While sleeping

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

@@instaceza with a blindfold on.

[@pedromeneses5661]

@@RoachDoggJR.- while tripping on lsd

[@coolsmile8414]

@@RoachDoggJR.- It actually was his little brother coding the whole time.

[@superstinkybeans]

Kojima was literally like "what if inventory was real" and made a game out of it lol

[@aadipie]

Fr and it was so much fun

[@feshavocado4084]

@@aadipie no its not

[@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku]

@@feshavocado4084 you ever played it?

[@aungkyawpaing2865]

@@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku it's not, bro

[@pman7588]

@@aadipie go outside and walk. its a more pleasurable experience than death stranding, even if you get hit by a car or get mugged, at least thats more exciting

[@MENGA_TV]

The dunkey death stranding arc is the greatest comeback story since No Man Sky

[@klabarberaart8631]

All I can think about whenever I see Death Stranding is this tweet that described the plot as “Norman Reedus delivers a baby, but not that way.”

[@ll-js7iq]

A mailman that delivers babies? Now that's dedication 😂 I bet his character's name is Storkie.

[@yellinghayfire4935]

I was ready to see some freaky chestburster shit go down in this game but nope it's just baby in a piss jar.

[@HierophanticRose]

Norman Reedus and the funky feetus

[@adamnichols476]

@@ll-js7iq i mean generally the mailmen split after creating said baby, not sticking around to deliver it loll.

[@AkashCherukuri]

Norman Reedus and the funky fetus

[@nielsB_FPV]

This whole game looks like when you try to go to places that the gamedesigner didn't intended you to go..

[@lancekings3206]

hey never thought of it that way, cool

[@kyleflood9121]

isn't the game focused on exploration thought? Haven't played it myself, but it would be a pretty boring game if you just walked to point A to point B with no freedom.

[@michael_salem]

@@kyleflood9121 you know how in games you can see stuff in the distance but you can't actually go there? that's death stranding

[@mortified0]

@@kyleflood9121 There's tons of freedom. What works about the gameplay is seeing the obstacles in front of you and figuring out how to overcome them or get around them. It's about preparation, using the tools you have at your disposal, and actually paying attention to the ground you walk on and the rivers you cross instead of just mindlessly going somewhere like other open world games.

[@williampan29]

@@mortified0 it also involves how you plan your traveling route from one stop point/distribution centre to another, making as minimal backtracking as possible in one go. It has both micro and macro management. It's great.

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

"It is a complete and utter embarrassment, that has a little something for everyone." 9/10

[@CB0Otz]

- IGN

[@SajedShadi]

@@CB0Otz ign give it 6/10 though

[@phil-c]

“Irredeemable piece of garbage” - 10 outta 10

[@SummerRainer]

It's funny how ign can't win, people shit on them for saying its bad but dunkey says it's bad and everyone's okay with that

[@countryboyred]

Jarvis Bailey Too much stranding 7/10 IGN

[@deuone]

7:00 Guys, please don't tell Dunkey.

[@advait35]

Oh God 😂

[@zainabhamed6153]

Explain?

[@thedrytableisreal]

@@zainabhamed6153Sequel confirmed in the works

[@zura8879]

@@zainabhamed6153 Death Stranding 2 was announced, the timestamp is Dunkey saying "I hope there are no more strand type games".

[@carlbrutananadilewski6561]

This game is more acurate to military grunts than most COD shooters. Struggle to carry a bunch of shit for miles for no reason

[@samdugan3511]

cod is not meant to be realistic though, it's meant to be fun. it's really easy to make a game more realistic than any cod game if you have the budget, but it won't necessarily be fun

[@leahcimzruc]

@@samdugan3511 the joke really flew over your head

[@samdugan3511]

@@leahcimzruc no, I didnt. He described how it's more accurate than COD because it accurately shows what its like to be a military grunt (it kind of does) and I just added that its not hard to be more realistic than COD. I didnt miss any joke

[@fruitpunchsamurai8939]

@@samdugan3511 that's what someone who missed the joke would say

[@ningenslayer6306]

shiningpig The joke was that CoD was much better for not being that realistic, something you felt you still needed to argue was the case.

[@yukian8026]

As an actual Italian i have to agree with Kojima, you guys simply do not get this game. You are not meant to put the disk on the PS4 and actually play it, you are meant to use it as a coaster for your drink. It´s not brain science or rocket surgery, people.

[@senza4591]

Psychology is brain science.

[@aphato2770]

@@senza4591 You're psychology

[@godofmediocrity7582]

What if I want to get the game digitally? Because you can do that. Do I use my PS4 as the coaster while the game is running?

[@arcidg]

È bello sapere che qualcuno ha apprezzato DS, penso che non siano poi cosi tanti.. Il fatto è che si tratta di un gioco di nicchia, non per tutti E come tale, non può essere dato a chi rompe i giochi per fare cassa, ma hai visto come scalava quelle montagne? Questa gente mi fa ridere, lo devo ammettere, ma vederlo giocare volontariamente male per sfottere il gioco mi fa stare un pò sul cazzo le persone Quando si ride, si ride, ma la roba seria lasciatela a gente che può carpirne le potenzialità, la psicologia, e il mood che trasmette. (tipo Sabaku, conosco solo lui di serio)

[@DevilDaRebel]

“Rocket Surgery” I’m done, lmfao.

[@josephs9303]

The fact that most people could say dunky wouldn’t like this game just shows that hes a consistent critic at the very least.

[@khaledbawaneh5319]

Fax

[@anon2234]

Definitely agree. As soon as I saw he uploaded a death stranding video I thought to myself ah shit here we go again. Still waiting for the day he tries a grand strategy game.

[@darkbetterlol]

@@anon2234 Dunkey is the guy who would say EU4 is hard and complicated

[@hollowcry8805]

Ok Boomer

[@theoverseer393]

Yeah I like that about him

[@sleeprene]

Had to come back after the second strand type game got announced at the Game Awards

[@BigCheeZe209]

So ready IDC what Dunkey says he lowkey loves this game

[@kerokerobonita]

“youre nothing but damaged goods” “no u”

[@matthewscala3828]

"You're Princess Peach and I'm Mario" "no beach"

[@tianglistrikkonoha7713]

No we

[@huntercraven3354]

DARVO

[@baartbman2390]

"Ouch! but...I thought you were so fragile!" "That is only my name." "Ok." "Hasta la vista, BB" "Arent we like, all fragile beings in dis digitally connected world?"

[@heretic117]

Jokes on you this was made by Hideo Kojima’s little brother while he was blindfolded.

[@pyrojinn]

Heretic 117 And he programmed the whole game with a USB steering wheel C’MON

[@retrocade00]

😂😂😂

[@Istaygroovy]

Underrated Comment

[@bigbiggie3642]

Blindfolded and analed

[@chinesemassproduction]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD POST THIS ON REDDIT

[@shabby1221]

"Why are we still here? Just to deliver? Every night I can't feel the weight of packages I've lost, The packages of my comrades I've lost This pain, it won't stop hurting." "You feel it too don't you?

[@JesuSoup]

You could not fathom my respect for you god damn it I miss MGSV memes

[@capybarbara9670]

"I'm already a mailman, Kaz..."

[@shabby1221]

@@capybarbara9670 Go give em post boss !

[@LutraLovegood]

Package delivered, and how! They're going to tell stories about that one, Boss!

[@masonharris5867]

"That right there is why you're the best!"

[@duncanb.a.s2886]

Almost 3 years later and this review is still hillarious lol

[@snocoldman]

I can not believe Dunkey forgot the other classic game of the "strand" genre: Octodad

[@joostietoost4220]

Octodad traveller

[@Ctharo]

Why are we here?... Just to blubber?

[@natamurran7046]

Nah QWOP, CLOP, and sexy hitchhiker are the pioneers of the walking genre

[@bloodsuckern]

dont forget the strand MAP

[@mboz_2108]

@Quietude "Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Raze it, raze it, even to the foundations. O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Do you know what it means? It means: Nope, you are just nitpicking and biased and 15, I win, bye bye

[@SkyysoStupid]

Finally happy the indie publisher Nintendo is getting recognized by such a big KZbinr.

[@scottmoore7539]

I don't underestimate he said it was China that made Mario and now it's India?

[@blackricejam8984]

Scott Moore indie

[@aashiranwar3942]

Dude Nintendo is such a big company what's wrong with and it's a Japanese company and they made Mario and Sonic are you kidding with me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conastel3023]

@@aashiranwar3942 "They made Mario AND SONIC" "AND SONIC" "SONIC"

[@antong8118]

I'm just glad somebody still remembers the Chinese company in the 1980s

[@richtofen4888]

”I miss when this game was just a bunch of cool trailers” Same

[@BraxtonKovary]

Too real

[@CourierSiix]

Ayyy fellow half life fan

[@MajesticsTwelve]

Remember when everyone was weirded out and excited at the trailer where Norman Reedus had a baby inside him? I miss that.

[@ThatBeingCed]

That was Final Fantasy XV for me.

[@RojiFtw]

remember Dead Island?

[@dogol284]

5:05 there’s something really satisfying about the way Dunkey says “fucking earthworm jim”

[@Geordiefraudy]

"fragile.... But not that fragile" Every UPS delivery person

[@aspinasvalainis]

Underrated comment. 😂 😂

[@3Faidonas3]

lmao

[@theauthenticsteve]

@@aspinasvalainis Underrated Reply 😂 😂

[@PickleBeanBoss]

no, he's a car

[@Lucrei.]

*throws package over fence onto hard ground without ringing door bell* thanks man, love your work

[@pdigital247]

“You’re damaged goods.” “No you’re damaged goods.” Well you’re a towel.

[@grandtheftaero1]

No, you're a towel

[@stickmanreaper4628]

@@grandtheftaero1 Well you're a shoe

[@KoruKinshi]

NO U

[@dtczyk8976]

Very artistic dialogue

[@micromolotov2805]

@@dtczyk8976 No u

[@mrspock128]

The game really makes you feel like Norman Reedus taking a shower.

[@jacksonbrickmedia939]

“Never have Hideo Kojima make you deliver a pizza to a sony executive” - gex

[@fez777]

norman reedus just wants to be the most walking guy in the walking dead

[@HeatherHolt]

Fez he puts the “king” in walking

[@romdog1818]

No no, this is not THAT, this is Walking 'Alive', the game that makes you wish you'd stop walking and just be dead.

[@mboz_2108]

Donsly just doesn't get it

[@revilo2249]

Dunkey’s E3 2019 - “I’m 100% sold on that premise, I just don’t understand how that translates into gameplay” Turns out it doesn’t

[@magicmanscott40k]

Best comment

[@dougbowns9035]

Scott Fillinger agreed

[@cam.rrrron]

@@PenguinsAreColdish agreed.

[@granthamlin8126]

@@PenguinsAreColdish Especially if you get all the awesome weapons and tools from the different preppers. Some cool stuff in there.

[@aspserpent]

@@cam.rrrron I cannot begin to fathom the perfect irony that somebody named "MrComplainer" does not complain about the gameplay of the game Death Stranding. What are the things you actually do complain about?

[@staffofthebobcat7659]

It's not Kojima's fault, it was actually his little brother making the game.

[@TrenElZombie]

What joakim return for this?

[@frydsaman6857]

i just saw this comment but the other one was made 3 months ago

[@gokmensrt]

He was also blindfolded

[@Shuizid]

@@gokmensrt And the controller wasn't plugged in.

[@gokmensrt]

@@Shuizid and he wasn't even trying

[@azgothedefiler]

Death Stranding lovers would rather walk for 35 hours in a game than go outside

[@greaseboi4]

yup. thats me

[@amimim69]

So?what's yhe point?

[@mr.mysteriousyt6118]

How about a pandemic?

[@Allenrythe]

@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Kojima knew

[@StallionFernando]

Because in real life those fat slobs have too be forklifted to get outside..

[@Biskwyy]

"You're damaged goods" "No, u"

[@ordinarysausageman605]

Anon Anon would’ve been a better line

[@anonamos225]

It me

[@Sebastian-ni4le]

damaged goods. because her name is fragile. like on the package. genius.

[@bussin69]

No, u

[@_Kiranraaj_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Depleted-Uranium]

This game really makes you *feel* like you’re stuck in traffic

[@AngryRockMan]

LA Rush Hour Simulator

[@jesusinawheelchair2456]

I thought this was knack 2.5 birth by sleep dragon tales edition

[@SIMIFU]

*Experience

[@sarabeara9198]

dude no ......... being stuck in traffic is more fun...

[@everettjohnston5974]

Confirmed: Kojima thinks all Americans are Peter Griffin

[@mostlikelyaperson6940]

I dont know about you but I am Peter Griffin.

[@bootleggenie]

@@mostlikelyaperson6940 This whole time I thought you were Samy.

[@Vanished584]

All Americans are Peter Griffin

[@dromalloma2651]

"I'm Peter Griffin, and you are too."

[@friedzombie4]

The American Race is the best race *Hail to the Chief Intensifies*

[@TruFalco]

As soon as I clicked on this video, I knew Dunkey wouldn't like it. I really enjoyed Death Stranding personally, but I could see why dunkey didn't like it. especially how he was playing it, you have to plan your routes effectively and forcing it ends up with a lot of frustration, there's like 10 different routes between all the areas, some risky and hard, some way easier. The waypoint system is fucking incredible in this game, and makes route planning a breeze. For the few weeks I played it, it was my relaxation game. Just load up with some packages and away I went, just absorbing the atmosphere and forgetting my troubles for a few hours Dunkey said in the past he has no patience, and that's exactly what you need. It's an expository dump and trying to understand the story in parts is exhausting, but possible if you've been concentrating on the story otherwise you'll need a glossary, because by the end it's lingo city and fuckin shit, it gets annoying. I understand why Dunkey doesn't like it, but overall I got 100 hours of enjoyment building roads, bridges and keeping on keeping on. If you want to try unhinged Kojima sci-fi weirdness, go for Death Stranding. Just go in with patience and an open mind. There's a lot of good, but the bads can get pretty bad.

[@gregsam9937]

Well said

[@rezolve3109]

Agreed

[@sadstormtrooper]

Meh, still doesn't change the fact that bulk of the gameplay is just walking and delivering cargo. That just isn't fun

[@gregsam9937]

@@sadstormtrooper Ik I really don't like the game either, Its really just a bad game overall. I'm just glad that this guy just isn't a kojima stan that yells at everyone that says the game is bad

[@gregsam9937]

@@ThwipThwipBoom well honestly because it is, in my opinon

[@nickclark1815]

This game is like carrying all the groceries at once, if you enjoy doing that, I couldn't recommend it more.

[@Keykey70]

carrying all the groceries at once from seventeen blocks away from your house while having to dodge people blasting down the sidewalk in bicycles and those green scooters

[@DallinBackstrom]

I'm an avid back-country hiker, and I took one look at this game and was like "yep. that guy does bumble about like some dude with a heavy backpack." the thing is, if I want that experience, I'm better served just going to the mountains.

[@shlorbleflorbnad6927]

Dallin Backstrom EXACTLY. You even get some exercise and great views.

[@tiha2414]

Carrying Groceries, although not a deep story, actually has a clear meaning and end goal. 9/10

[@fishandham1]

same

[@jmanaloto6172]

I blame Skyrim for giving us unrealistic standards for walking up mountains.

[@buneco05]

At least in Skyrim this glitch was kinda usefull

[@codyhammond101]

@Holden Grass it worked better in oblivion but it did work in skyrim too

[@jeeves903]

Godamm spider horses

[@El_Andru]

Yeh

[@tomhill3248]

Fuckin Skyrim ruining all video games for everyone once again.

[@robertbrandelius2145]

Imagine being a ups man and after a long day of work coming home to play death stranding

[@krauser8429]

I work for usps and won't buy the game because it reminds me of work too much haha

[@robertbrandelius2145]

@@krauser8429 lmao

[@ZKMUSIQUE]

New buzzfeed video idea. "Real USPS worker play death stranding"

[@SuperArppis]

@@krauser8429 Buy it. You will finally be appriciated the way you deserve. Think about it: You are in a world where logistics are the biggest problem. Everyone is SO happy to see you, because they FINALLY can get items they need. Instead of complaining about how you are late or the package is damaged (well ok those thing can happen too if you do badly :D), you get showered by praise and respect. You USP workers are important. Never forget it!

[@thethoughtmaster]

Not really no.

[@pedrofelck]

I'm interested in that indie Marlo game, couldn't find it on Steam, can somebody help me?

[@jeschoofs]

It’s actually a souljagame exclusive

[@yellowdevil14]

Yea me too, I'm glad dunkey is bringing attention to some hidden gem indie games

[@pedrofelck]

@@yellowdevil14 yeah, but unfortunately I couldn't find it yet, it's not on the PS4 store either, don't tell me I need to buy a freaking Xbox One or Xbox Two just to play it.

[@WeWasKingz3rdReich]

@@pedrofelck you gotta actually buy it on the stadia you uncultured swine

[@pedrofelck]

@poulaygue ` you should've supported this small company

[@mike.fan4]

Big talk coming from the guy that can't even beat Bowser's ONION Burrito

[@Roperfield]

But he did

[@Polite_Cat]

@@Roperfield no that was his little brother playing

[@maxpowell2157]

@@Polite_Cat definitely handing over the controller to his brother to beat the level for him

[@MuhammadRaiyan135]

He beat it. He just doesn't have the world record on it

[@calebzi5599]

Polite Cat no he was using his USB steering wheel while blindfolded and letting his brother use I believe it is called an atari controller

[@TinchHarper]

I play death stranding every morning when i walk to school

[@Buckeyesfan92]

ok boomer

[@someguy5988]

@@Buckeyesfan92 how is he a bloomer if he still goes to school?

[@colinbrubaker1410]

Keep in mind it’s the first strand type school

[@kudosbudo]

@@colinbrubaker1410 Ha milenials, can't you afford bicycles!

[@thethoughtmaster]

And you got D for dunce 😀😁😂🤣😅😆 It's people like you who give this place a bad name.

[@leonthesleepy]

Gamespot: "It dares to be boring" *9/10*

[@malcolmgreen6927]

IGN: “it has a little nothing for everyone” -9/10

[@Jungy_Mungerson]

@@malcolmgreen6927 Memes aside, IGN actually gave it a 6.8

[@PK-qs5xw]

@@Jungy_Mungerson look closer it says -9 on his comment

[@travonnerousseau2506]

@@PK-qs5xw It was edited... never trust those comments lol

[@majedswrche1548]

خاى

[@danka1167]

Went from a 1/5 to one of his favourite games of the year. That's character development

[@meatboy5714]

No it did not

[@MinerFun]

@@meatboy5714 he liked it cuz it was so bad. He thought it was really funny so yes Dank A is correct (and if u saw his video i dont remember which best of year it was)

[@mustafachaudheri8285]

For a game about delivering stuff, some of the dialogue is really badly delivered

[@henryjenkins2839]

BUH DUM TIS! 🥁

[@halowillneverbegoodagain1868]

Underrated

[@Josh350]

Because Hideo Kojima has never had solid lines. If you smashed in dialogue from any current Final Fantasy game into a Kojima Game you wouldn't notice the difference.

[@saltoftheegg]

“So you do NEED me”

[@mariobadia4553]

@@saltoftheegg lol

[@XxBUMGODxX]

Death stranding makes you really feel like your dad getting to school

[@joelzicomcg]

BUMGOD Gold

[@otakon17]

Uphill! In the snow! *BOTH WAYS*

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

This comment deserves all the likes & being pinned.

[@ratick.g7869]

Best comment yet😂😂🤣

[@babarasul680]

Spot on.

[@antovasist5004]

On Kojima's defense, he was using Logitech USB steering wheel to develop the game.

[@brazillianism8038]

@James Lewis Dela Cruz nope, you are nitpicking and bias i win bye bye

[@ferd1572]

His little brother was using the controller

[@AbuSamiQ]

This got me LMAO

[@davidhong1934]

He didn't even plug it in

[@danieldelira1417]

See that's the problem, lot's of AAA studios nowadays use Thrustmaster steering wheels to develop their games, Kojima is at a tactical disadvantage

[@mrhouse8936]

This game makes you FEEL like norman stranding

[@pastabrother3179]

man dunkey, you don't like any strand type games.

[@victormontalvo5904]

That's not true he likes Mario bros.

[@tronkles3633]

Then explain SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@anthonysayegh8187]

You guys missed the joke

[@juggmkj]

The comments that get "lots" of likes have always perplexed me... 400+ for a "joke" or statement that isn't even correct just doesn't make sense.

[@mgmdc14]

@@anthonysayegh8187 Reverse uno card

[@AlexVanDover]

I love the way Dunkey keeps explaining the truck's jump feature even though he already tried it and it didn't work, lol he sounded so defeated

[@r2ube]

Angry Dunkey got #1 on trending. So he got something out of this game after all

[@davidmadureira45]

You could say he got a little something for everybody

[@phantom0phoenix994]

@@davidmadureira45 9/10 has something for everybody

[@thethoughtmaster]

A 2 second video calling this game shite would get a million views.

[@THEBLINDGUYPLAYS]

Dillon Wingull not in Australia

[@KisniCovek]

--I guess one could say that he's... (S)trending. (⌐■_■)

[@doctoreggmannegaful]

Norman Reedus is carrying a little something for everyone on his back.

[@pepzilla898]

Brent Jo C. underrated comment

[@xx_i_love_uu_xx]

omfg

[@isard7833]

damn, this must be the best lore friendly comment in the whole internet.

[@unrealtalks7242]

He's also carrying Walking Dead too

[@inadover]

He's Santa Claus

[@ephemeralenhancement9445]

Being an American, I black out everytime I see something that isn't first person so this video was just a black screen

[@MRdeLaat]

you copied this line and gave it a spin like the tool you are.

[@ephemeralenhancement9445]

@@MRdeLaat um no I didnt lmao

[@subieguy4567]

Wait there are games that aren’t first person shooters?!

[@bruhtholemew]

@@subieguy4567 No

[@FEDERAL.BREAD.INCORPORATED]

Being an american, anything that does not involve violent death or weaponry of some sort involved does not affect me. Anything else is just the Nacho libre I am I am ft Nacho libre from the 2006 movie nacho libre

[@jirden]

People who like this game are in for such a treat when they discover that fun video games also exist.

[@pradeepraghuraman4430]

But this game is fun...

[@makefoxhoundgreatagain842]

@@pradeepraghuraman4430 come on dude.. don't lie. 😂

[@lucymorrison]

@@pradeepraghuraman4430 damn have you played a video game aside from this one?

[@pradeepraghuraman4430]

@@lucymorrison Plenty. I think I enjoyed it because I saw a lot of video reviews and knew what I was getting into. The game is quite easy and relaxing for the most part. Dunkey just chose to use difficult paths in this video and make it look like it's a pain.

[@HermanManly]

Imagine skipping the shower scenes in a shower simulator

[@kahlizzle7643]

True that’s the best part. Honestly worth the 60 bucks

[@cheesyquokka]

I do that irl

[@idktbh6841]

Imagine skipping the walking in a walking simulator

[@anemoneyas]

Death Stranding is pretty impressive when you consider that Kojima made the entire game by himself using a USB steering wheel.

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

It was actually his brother, Liquid Kojima, who was made the game.

[@DireDelight]

This explains everything.

[@paradoksikal]

Also he had a blindfold on. Also he wasn't even trying.

[@cleggonator]

I'm thoroughly disappointed that he didn't mention anything about the monster energy drinks

[@Archdaemos]

To be fair, if he couldn't follow the story I wouldn't be surprised if he found no humor in perhaps the funniest marketing deal I've seen in a videogame (it's tough to beat FFXV and Cup Noodle though).

[@adenowirus]

Every time I hear about it I'm reminded of that old "Dark Seed: Make Your Own" video.

[@RedNayl]

@cum cakes man, breathtaking logic there. Your reasoning as to why red bull is better than monster is flawless.

[@jarhead3571]

Energy drinks are ass in general, just go with neither one.

[@Dasher_The_Viral]

@cum cakes Gotta be honest with you, red bull tastes like what I imagine a "cum cake" would.

[@user-mw4kg8cx8t]

Playing the game how it’s meant to be played, mastering the tedium and the struggle, has been really fun for me.

[@mr.mysteriousyt6118]

Yep this game has made me a better person, i can't say that about any other game

[@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku]

I just got the game. It is a certified mastapiece.

[@aadipie]

True. It's just wonderful

[@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY]

Just commenting my joy for the game as well, before the negative nancies come in and ruin it.

[@StallionFernando]

How boring and horrible is your life that you would find this game enjoyable?

[@samh2222]

When Kojima said “strand game” he meant how many strands of hair you will lose stressing out whenever you drop your load.

[@bftdsteve]

I find that dropping my load relieves stress.

[@mariobadia4553]

@@bftdsteve lol

[@gayboi6340]

Steve Mathis I would like your comment but I don't wanna take it off 69 likes

[@aaronmtzs1]

That's why you should always pull out

[@EGGMANNoriginal]

Sam H I’ve only dropped my load once in 60 hours and it was in chapter one. Lol

[@leebard9335]

Kojima: "I can't do it wrong if nobody knows what I'm doing.!"

[@Swole_Gecko]

As he sits there questioning himself what he is doing.

[@Alacazar22]

No information, no criticism

[@s1ndrome117]

Kojima in a nutshell

[@Tifofoozbal]

well actually it's a Christmas spirit game and Norman Reedus plays a post-apocalyptic Santa Claus delivering a little something for everyone.

[@prasunkumar1125]

santa doesn't cause nuclear explosions though lol

[@Saben.C-Spoon]

@@prasunkumar1125 how do you know that? Maybe he does...

[@lukecollis9634]

prasun kumar did you ever know the true reason why chernobyl happened?

[@katonbot]

prasun kumar Tunguska has something to say

[@drzyzgarobert]

Stranda Claus

[@garybusey9941]

How in gods name did Dunkey manage to get that far in the game without finding ANY of the Exoskeletons? Utterly horrific.

[@brucecampbell7582]

Right? Don't you get some, at least the power skeleton, as part of the main quest?

[@chegg1349]

This game really makes you feel like your carrying up all the grocies in one trip.

[@soulvz]

Lol

[@tionik06]

Can you throw out your shoulder putting them on the counter too?

[@Archflip]

This game really makes you feel like you're carrying 6 folding chairs.

[@T-roccBABY]

And shaking babies

[@gp8189]

no wonder donkbee hated it if he's always skipping the shower scenes

[@Deargodwhat]

The best part, we the best several parts!

[@thebmagic]

KOJIMA FANS: THIS WILL BE THE GAME THAT DEFINES THIS DECADE KOJIMA: I'M PRINCESS BEACH

[@ultimaxkom8728]

I LOVE CAPS

[@nicholaswilson1851]

ME TOO THEY ARE GREAT AREN’T THEY

[@zeemancan3713]

People who played the game: *have respectable opinion* People who haven't played the game: *stupid walking sims. Kojima fans dum dum. Meme city*

[@thebmagic]

@@zeemancan3713 Actually, brah, I beat the game. 43 hours. And it's pretty awful. It's a great idea poorly executed. So, yeah, wrong-o pal.

[@thedarkderp2520]

@@zeemancan3713 or maybe and hear me out on this PEOPLE CAN PLAY THE GAME AND MEME IT TOO

[@syax022]

Finally we get a second strand type game

[@a-game1916]

Death Stranding really makes you feel like you’re inside the womb

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

More like hell. This game makes Metal gear survive look like a success.

[@jopkolk9639]

aleckz o comments never make me laugh, this one got me.

[@lolzfactory]

This is actually genius

[@thedoubting2290]

Death Stranding also makes you feel like princess beach

[@devilbuster20xx37]

The funniest thing is that a game about building bridges and reconecting with people divided the community more than any other game I know.

[@mijuzs8894]

Pokemon says hi

[@demiliomason1565]

@@mijuzs8894 and yet everyone still bought that game anyway.

[@demiliomason1565]

@SuperNegativeP I thought let's go was lame, as it was too over simplified and aimed at a "casual audience" at a time where the series was already casually oriented enough. I thought let's go was just a test before the next big project (gen 8), but boy was I...kinda wrong? I still don't know why people dislike the game, and why everyone bought it after all the backlash before the release.

[@manuelredgrave8348]

@@demiliomason1565 i didn't and used that money for botw (i bought the switch on black friday)

[@manuelredgrave8348]

@SuperNegativeP Ultra Sun and moon have very slow beginnings but once you pass the first hour it's really good for a 3ds game, Let's go is bad tho imo.

[@johannesmeier5550]

If you look at the state of most roads in Italy you get why they understand Kojimas master vision

[@nkl7345]

Still using the ol Roman roads from a couple thousand years ago so understandable

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

That's why my friends like Death Stranding and I don't even though I'm Italian. I don't have a driver license

[@IlBalivoDiUzhitz]

Your comment made me sneeze from laughter

[@johannesmeier5550]

@@IlBalivoDiUzhitz glad to hear it, and bless you ;-)

[@simoneulissi331]

@@nkl7345 and we use them cuz are good roads and we change them only to make super roads, the problems are the holes on the fucking roads

[@twentytwo138]

Such fancy futuristic technology, and they couldn't even build a small chopper..

[@Torqueyeel]

I think they do mention something about planes and helicopters not working in the in-game logs. Something about the atmosphere having changed after the Death Stranding, if I recall correctly.

[@aadipie]

They can't use airborne vehicles because of the timefall. It's explained in the game if you'd at least played it

[@StallionFernando]

@@aadipie lol there's no chopper because it would show how lame and dumb this game it

[@sliceofzura]

@@StallionFernandostop crying 😿

[@dercalon9078]

Death stranding is actually a 3D platformer with de-emphasized jumping

[@camoking3605]

Knack did it better

[@mrseahorse2109]

Knack did it better

[@robboss5950]

Knack did it better

[@johnadams-kf3my]

Knack did it better

[@radon2224]

Knack 2 did it better

[@zViizard]

“There’s a little something for everyone”

[@Betoruffo]

Viz it really makes you *feel* like stranding

[@mboz_2108]

THIS, video is nitpicking and biased, I can't believe Dunkey would turn out to be the bad guy all along

[@donotpercieveme]

Not even IGN likes this game

[@cesarg.6415]

9.1 _A M A Z I N G_

[@flowergardengaming4609]

It really made me feel like Batman

[@TheStellarJay]

Kojima’s brother was coding not him guys give him a break

[@aredlegrebellionfan3554]

But his brother was actually an illusion

[@croisaor2308]

A Redleg Rebellion Fan A blindfolded illusion and the keyboard was disconnected anyway

[@MrGibby48]

He was coding with a usb steering wheel leave him alone it’s not his fault

[@Alchrat]

And he coded using a USB steering wheel so it's not his fault

[@cbass2238]

He was blindfolded for the entire production cycle you can’t blame him for hating Americans

[@ClassicMist360]

Who's back watching this after his re-review on death stranding to see the difference between the 2 videos lmao

[@paolob.5667]

what re-review?

[@nitrateodin]

If I wanted to deliver packages while people try to kill me, I'd go be a mailman in Chicago.

[@MrPataka100]

You black?

[@paulrogers4234]

Or you could play Fallout New Vegas

[@zoisantonopoulos7999]

Delivering some pizza to the hood why nah

[@XxRoflcoppterxX]

It ain’t that bad. Just give up the loot and they won’t shoot...

[@matt_glista]

Thank you, sir, for that hearty chuckle.

[@RipDippler]

"You're damaged goods..." "No u"

[@Rogeras32]

THAT WAS SO SILLY IT'S AWESOME

[@JustCallMeMA]

No u 🙂

[@fatrown3]

I'm a rebel. I rebel.

[@xNawafQ8]

They should've put Keanu reeves in the game and had him kill everyone.

[@streppegna4503]

I mean. I love this game, but that line made me want to shoot myself.