Viewer Submitted "Cringey Bands" Reaction!

[@alexandergiandettore]

Austin's impression of that lead singer from Etienne Sin is amazing. "I just want you on that mattress." Can't stop watching that part. Hilarious.

[@alexandergiandettore]

I didn’t even know this band till this video. All I know is that Austin’s impression is hilarious.

[@drkmessiah_2625]

@Elijah Mercer facebook.com/YNGRockstar/?__tn__=K-R&eid=ARBfXm8_yCkPkwiSR8poct7LEr10yCJabZtnP3L-PmuQEgxtCOjqEWx3yUdNeyAQ-IfUNHbecaMdP8lo&fref=mentions His new FB page

[@NN-ir9bj]

@@alexandergiandettore I didn't know them, either! These videos are great, but sometimes they make me feel old! 😂 His impression WAS great!

[@fuckitosyt3288]

Its well sang tho

[@alexandergiandettore]

Nora Ness it’s giving me such a high school throwback. Not that i enjoyed that kind of metal but almost everyone I hung out with did.

[@Fluffykeith]

"I think it might be a parody" They're called "The Black Satans", the song is called "The Satan of Hell", and they're blatantly taking the piss out of the old school Black Metal videos. What was your first clue?

[@TheDictatorsKingdom]

I love that sass

[@BS-se4yg]

To be fair, they could easily be a real old school Black Metal band and we wouldn't notice the difference. Like there's an actual german black metal band that has no name at all. Their only demo was called "untitled".

[@sunolili862]

tbh black metal dude lack self-awareness so much that you cant tell what is legit and what is a joke

[@jyrzpyrz]

In this case i can confirm it is a parody, theyre some finnish dudes making random funny videos and songs. Channel’s name is Supermoniveto

[@senTien.6]

@@BS-se4yg If you watch the video of Satan of Hell till the end, they start pole dancing on a tree and throw snowballs at the cameraman. So yeah, it's a parody

[@nylonpython]

I feel like people can't tell the difference between Irony and Cringe.

[@FuraFaolox]

@@琥珀-u3o Irony, not sarcasm.

[@saintpoli6800]

Sarcasm, not irony

[@saintpoli6800]

Fura Faolox Dude, you put “irony, not sarcasm” and I saw a (funny to me at the time) joke opportunity of just flipping the words... Don’t need to get all serious

[@NN-ir9bj]

How sarcastically ironic is it that this comment ended up in a literary battle?! I love it! More!!!

[@Ryan-qh2wy]

Sarcasm, is verbal irony. Thought that needed to be said.

[@Thomaswaza]

That chubby kid actually wrote a super song for his age! Much respect

[@angelapierce6764]

Had to stop at Lindemann. Honestly that whole album is fantastic, but that song is still my very favorite. " I hate my wife, and her boyfriend too..." so good.

[@NN-ir9bj]

I thought the video was fantastic!

[@jeremiahgoodwin3408]

Wow. Super deep lyrics... Sounds like the fronze wrote that. Try; "I will put knives in the hands of you're children, and tell them its your life or theirs..... So you will now choose" painted in exhile

[@mdurst2009]

Decided to give them a listen for the sake of fairness. Pretty trash imo

[@calebsmith2163]

Jeremiah Goodwin honestly not that deep just brutal

[@PolentaTaragnarock]

Rammstein?

[@Nathanthepleb]

A lot of these submissions aren't even "cringy." They're purposely meant to be silly...

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

NMetal25 Yeah unfortunately that’s the risk of doing viewer submissions haha but hope people still enjoyed it and maybe even found a new band they like by accident!

[@NN-ir9bj]

I feel like that was the case for most of these bands!

[@Nathanthepleb]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow hell ya bois 🤘

[@stpbasss3773]

I agree I've never seen any of these and I thought most were just funny and messing around.

[@daniellee5147]

Yeah these fucking idiots don't know the difference

[@killslay]

Immortal?! *crab walk intensifies *

[@bennytolkienfreund7182]

Immortal is so great ^^.

[@killslay]

@@bennytolkienfreund7182 I love em, and they don't take themselves seriously unlike a lot of black metal

[@nylonpython]

"I Can't let go of these invisible orbs!"

[@chillierspore8786]

"The Satan of Hell" as opposed too.? WHAT? the Satan of somewhere else? the SATAN of Lollipop Land?

[@SlyHikari03]

The Satan of Norway

[@kaleb.metzger]

Underrated Comment

[@Falxifer95]

The Immortal music video is from 1992 and yes they did it themselves. And they're Norwegian.

[@thecosmicpallbearer]

Sorry, they’re a little special, they can’t help it

[@ScrilboBaggins]

It was still hilarious lol

[@discreativity]

No brokencyde?? They sound like 6ix9ine listened to falling in reverse once

[@exodiawolfe6008]

I know. I'm shocked myself.

[@JVarni]

Came here to ask the same thing. How could they miss the biggest cringe of all?

[@DannyDeathclaw]

and no blood on the dance floor :D

[@mr.plague1192]

Taylor P best description for their sound

[@samuelmercier3635]

By far the shittiest band I ever heard

[@kaleb.metzger]

"what's the rule about fat kids having voices like that" 😂

[@manuelmirandawtf8345]

The irony

[@matthewpitts9262]

Lmao

[@gliocchiali6075]

_idk, ask Austin_

[@wordviruses]

@Matthew Pitts oh shid

[@lyokon8]

Any time a fat person makes fun of other fat people....We know. That also is part of the joke.

[@suf9045]

The way Austin looks at Jared at 12:12 gets me every time

[@RGcrasyRG]

Damn, that We Butter The Bread With Butter video is the shit.

[@TylerBlackburne]

As a bad/cringe musician myself, I'm glad we're able to provide you with content. You're welcome

[@tiago001pessoa]

"Where is Immortal from? ireland?" oh god

[@helios5868]

I know, right! They're obviously Mexican! ...fuckers don't know where the most Norwegian band in history is from. It's funny, but it also kinda pisses me off.

[@gruu]

they need to check out sons of northern darkness and listen to it on repeat, but ALSO look at interviews with Abbath, that guy is freaking hilarious xD

[@BrotenkopfTY]

@@gruu the best immortal Album!

[@trbjo123]

i wanted to end my life right there, perhaps if i watch it one more time i will follow it through. Cheers

[@tiago001pessoa]

i was a bit surprised by them not knowing it, but it's not a big deal, calm down guys :)

[@phantomechelon3628]

I'm thinking a lot of viewers can't tell the difference between actual cringe and parody... O_o Still pretty funny though.

[@gothcow1]

The Black Satans song sounds like a truck engine running.

[@tyler_bt3326]

I see your confusion. Truck companies purposely make truck engines sound “trve kvlt” so people will move out their way

[@davidnovark]

FUCK YEAH LEPROUS

[@rgbjojozahau]

@@tyler_bt3326 butt hurt

[@19metaller95]

but the song itself it's not so bad

[@joeyclemenza7339]

Today I learned Jared was in a Christian metal band.

[@ForTheRock]

Thats how i found him years back before he was huge haha.

[@jaybelanger6011]

Eww

[@zaccorpseman7366]

@@jaybelanger6011 Deal with it lol

[@tsb5274]

Bronx hahaha

[@jukujuku6153]

Now that’s cringe

[@MetallicaVsMaggot]

"welcome to the dickey dines show" is automatically subtitled as "welcome to the decayed aliens show" \m/ you should use this one next time

[@NN-ir9bj]

I love auto-subtitles! That's a level of comedy all its own! I can't even remember what I was watching, but they the autocaptions kept saying "Shit-flavored Chapstick"!

[@danny_phantom91]

Decayed Aliens will be my deathcore band name, called it, dibs!!!!

[@NN-ir9bj]

@@danny_phantom91 Well, I call "Shit-Flavored Chapstick"! 😋😂👊

[@cobalt._.27]

Rayne X L I CALL WISCONSIN TERRITORY!!!!

[@braydenoneil2129]

@@danny_phantom91 update us

[@sambaker14]

Austin is s fucking legend I would watch hours of Austin's vocal impressions

[@imteh1337]

You guys seriously don’t know about Immortal?

[@ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople]

They don't like Black Metal.

[@mindmachinepsy]

@@ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople I don't like Maiden yet i know Maiden and their songs. Immortal is metal history you gotta know that shit comon

[@DC-yb7qd]

They only listen to shitcore

[@ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople]

@@mindmachinepsy Yeah, they should know it really. Maybe they should do some vids reacting to black metal recommendations from viewers.

[@CageyTroller]

@@DC-yb7qd tmw when other metal genres shit on other metal genres. I hate that shit like why would you shit on talent. Go shit on pop music and rap at least

[@merakusandkaimcburger9037]

At 5:18 Austin did that voice way to well😂

[@stephanieann6622]

2:46 From what I've been told the voice is caused from the access fat pressing around the throat and putting pressure and stress on the vocal chords. And also puberty plays a factor in it too lol.

[@RGudmetalhead]

Yeah, Lindemann is incredible. The other dude in the band is Peter Tägtgren from Pain (remember the legendary "Shut your mouth"?) and Hypocrisy

[@NN-ir9bj]

Wow, I was just watching the video for "Shut Your Mouth", earlier today!

[@iannolan2979]

Listen. Attack Attack bopped 10 years ago😂

[@legodude11784]

Facts

[@legodude11784]

@@TT-sp5st same

[@SoukaiOfficial]

They changed the fuckin game

[@SoukaiOfficial]

Look at how many bands started doing that after them

[@boxbox9332]

No they didn't

[@piercepluenneke7438]

"Background music is so cringey" *has Background music playing the entire video*

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

I said make sure to USE background music so it’s less cringey not the other way around haha.

[@piercepluenneke7438]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow ohhh I gotcha my guy. Wasn't meant to be a slam either y'all are two of the funniest fucks on yt rn I wish y'all would upload more on this channel. Keep up the good work!

[@svinjamaria]

I now have “chill after classes” stuck in my head

[@Julian-fy6si]

“I thought that was just a distant clansman on a skateboard”

[@shansen1283]

I have been sick for a week and a half and the dickydines show is the only thing that is keeping me alive

[@stephanie6138]

I feel you man, I hope you get better soon though!

[@exodiawolfe6008]

Get well soon. Im glad there's something to take your mind off it for a bit.

[@chrishaas1511]

Yea dude been sick for 2 weeks now

[@iDrinkJ4ck]

Sick with aids? Real aids?

[@BillyTheCheeseMonger]

Damn bro… sick for 5 years hope u get better fr fr

[@Tyler108x]

5:28 that Etienne impression was SPOT ON

[@orion_5128]

13:04 the way Austin pronounced "Lindemann"

[@arcanex7867]

I'm the synth player in the Etienne Sin video; and I'm really glad you commented on the stool. My keyboard stand was 10 feet away, but that's not nearly as funny. Edit: Satire is one hell of a thing, huh?

[@D0VEWORLD]

bro I can't believe you hit the dab when the kill bill siren hit.

[@xKTFOx]

Whoever that drummer was, he was filthy

[@jeffwilliams3224]

Funniest part is your vocalist. Like chiodos and coheed and Cambrias bastard step daughter. Good instrumentals tho. Props on that

[@seanoblock1597]

Lol there's no way that I'm the only one here who has shamelessly enjoyed Attack Attack 😂😂😂

[@cryptorchiid]

you're not😂😂

[@SoukaiOfficial]

Secretly we all did

[@morasoftwood8224]

We all did.

[@Vinnay94]

I love it!

[@shaurya6601]

Stevie is like one of the solid OG metal meme KZbin Gods. I remember him being the only one for the longest time.

[@shauryabellani7365]

Hey mr dines thank you for all the hard work you've put in. You along with many other KZbinrs have been such a huge inspiration to me and have set me on the part to posting my videos on KZbin too. Thank you so much for your dedication. You deserve all the success you can wish for.

[@keaton_]

The drummer in the background of that Etienne Sin video is such a nice guy and I feel so bad that this video is how everyone knows him.

[@V3xxe]

"This Immortal video looks like an old film camera." Well yeah, it's from 1992. EDIT: Also, Behold The Arctopus are a LOT better when you hear the recorded versions. You really need the drums for context.

[@willhollimon453]

Andy Wears behold the arctopus live with drums are really good too

[@huggiebigs]

That they don't know who Colin Marston is verifies these two as a joke. He has done so much important work both performance and production wise. But hey, they like Attack, Attack unironically so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[@bonelesswater1064]

lol ok elitist

[@SlyHikari03]

They are weird. They kinda remind me of jamming with my friend in basement.

[@ponyboy4066]

I cant get over how hilarious Austin is lmao!! 5:20 perfect impression!

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

The dissimulator joke lmaooo

[@NN-ir9bj]

My husband missed that 3 times in a row; he would blink every time when I backed up the clip!

[@kekistanifreedomfighter4197]

People who say We Butter The Bread With Butter are "cringey" obviously have never given them a listen.

[@D0VEWORLD]

my old roommate listened to them non stop in like 2011. peak cringe music. the only cringier German electrocore band is Shemales From Outta Space Of Death

[@SoukaiOfficial]

They got really fucking good but let's not pretend we dont all remember breekachu

[@BeardofromQuietOrderGaming]

Somebody put Dickey on the Rick and Morty cast. Buchy boi was born to play that part

[@kaleb.metzger]

Yessss

[@lofidigitalmonk]

On tour with Dillinger Escape Plan literally brought tears to my eyes and the follow up “bass” notes. Funny stuff and thanks for the absolute laugh. 😂

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

3:25 me and the boys in 5th grade going to Craigs house to start a Nerf war

[@TheLightweaver777]

Lindemann is fucking awesome. Til is funny, clever, and a great singer, and the fact that he teamed up with the guitarist from Hypocrisy is just insane.

[@Admiral_Potato41]

Funny thing about killitorous is they're actually purposely "meme" metal but their album is still pretty brutal lol, side note their drummer Eric Morotti drums for Suffocation now

[@stonepaq]

the band Behold The Arctopus is actually pretty dope with some drums on, they're released great stuff.

[@sut7865]

Best show ever love you ellen!!

[@gliocchiali6075]

5:28 Austin high pitched voice is so spot on lol

[@lidlid7815]

13:40 Why does this sound like "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" song?🤔

[@lidlid7815]

@@kevin_lee_music Whoops😅

[@sarty23]

Jesus Christ! Now Ill never forget!

[@matthewpitts9262]

OMFGGGGG JARED BRO YOU FINALLY REACTED TO MY VIDEO

[@sidthejovian5105]

That was you? Omg, dude, you got THEM hands 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@NN-ir9bj]

1:30 "We're gonna get demonetized if we show any more of this...oh, yup, there it is!" 😂😂😂

[@SuperSlawter]

Immortal is a Norwegian black metal band, but they never really took the whole scene seriously. They would dress the same and then make fun of the rest of the scene in the music videos. They're actually a sick band, and are a huge origin part of the second wave of black metal.

[@guitardude1230]

For the record, Behold the Arctopus is fucking legend. Their album Skullgrid is honestly a masterpiece of the outer edges of math metal and its one of the best mixes ive heard a tech band have. Anyone who calls themselves a djent/core/math/prog/tech head must youtube Skullgrid right fucking now, turn it way up, close your eyes, take a hit or 3, and Behold The Arctopus in all their glory! Once you have traveled the fantastical, artfully dissonant, and highly detailed, at times difficult, yet undeniably beautiful soundscapes with your own ears, you will come out a much improved human being as a result, mark my words. For real dudes and dudettes, get on that Arctopus right now!

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I've seen them live and they truly are like taking an egg beater to the brain. Absolute madlad wizards, are they.

[@yookieyookie3311]

That little kid with the guitar was a better player than I could've hoped to be at that age. He just needs to stay on his grind

[@moviecore4621]

(I never thought I would say this but) in defense of Design The Skyline: If they would just shitcan the whole screamo portion of their band they could actually be pretty dope. The first minute of "Crystal Swords Kill The Hordes" is pretty good and I daresay "Destroyer" is a great song even though it's not anything innovative

[@Ninjamanhammer]

Wow, I never realized. Thanks!

[@eveningrose5855]

They released a bit of new music that has less screaming. It’s completely changed.

[@iDrinkJ4ck]

Lol r u 14

[@skullcrusher6]

That dude Colin Martson from the Behold... The Arctopus video plays in Gorguts, Krallice and Encenathrakh now days. Pretty much all the best experimental metal bands.

[@trentanderson9323]

8:05 When you're the one metalhead in the group and they say you can pick the next song.😂

[@lucasrv2630]

I find it just amazing that you guys are literally listening to music, but proceed to put background music on top.

[@cantalopepizza1159]

You can tell that Jared starts to regret filming this video about halfway through. Hahaha

[@cameronburdette8565]

Another video of you listening to music while music plays in the backround why guys.

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

They kinda explained it in the video.

[@TheoryOfMan]

I hope you all watched the Praise Abort video... You missed the best parts.

[@hannahfannibal3636]

Okay but you guys also need to check out Fish On by Lindemann- video is NSFW but this group really holds nothing back lol, I love them

[@cannibalcorpse123]

Killitorous - the drummer in that band is a beast! Eric Morotti is now the drummer for Suffocation.

[@jeffwilliams3224]

Yeah. Probably the only good thing in that band lol

[@bradykelly1882]

Y’all should do a segment where people send you good music that you may have never heard before and you give your thoughts on it. However I can see how that might just turn into people sending you their bands to try and get exposure, but still, it’s a idea.

[@mcsheesh2052]

I think Stevie T is one of the only KZbinrs that just got weirder and weirder over the years while still gaining a shitload of subscribers

[@countskippy]

That Behold...the Arctopus video is from Guitar One magazine. Unfortunate that the rest of the instrumentation isn't there, because that song they played is actually pretty solid.

[@guitardude1230]

Everyone should listen to Behold The Arctopus in context to the rest of the music. They are truly great.

[@MrScreamingSilence]

4:19 "If it's a parody, solid joke, I think" how can it be solid, if you can't even tell it's a joke to begin with? :D

[@Flammenengel1]

I love how they pronounce Lindemann :DD

[@tacticoolvoda324]

Lined-man. Austin Lind-A-min. Jarred

[@NN-ir9bj]

At least this time, they vaguely remembered who he is! 😂

[@JackClockerinos]

>Sees Stan Lee song "Don't make me come down there, you punk!"

[@matteocolanfrancesco8662]

Why does the singer of Etienne Sin look like one of the guys from Milli Vanili!! 😂

[@NN-ir9bj]

8:46 Watched this several times, and I keep wanting the dude to go, "PEEK-A-BOO!!!" in Beavis' voice!!!

[@dylanneal9470]

AT LIKE 8:05 THE GUY POPPING OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE HAD ME DYING

[@makaylanicole2735]

LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION!! WTF 😂😂😂😂

[@raindrops5221]

4:02 -mom, can we have mayhem? -but we already have mayhem at home. mayhem at home:

[@megandrover340]

6:06 haaaaahhhhh Killitoris is from my city and archspire(the band on the guys shirt in the music video) is also from here lmao vancouver representation.

[@TheGnarlyPigeon]

6:12 "You don't know where it is, Jared?" Best line in whole damn video...

[@PhantomBoi-kw7ul]

I love hearing the American accent say Rammstein, it's so funny.

[@user-el5mg4it9t]

9:22 Fun fact: In my country (Chile) a emo-reggaeton-metalhead urban tribe once existed between 2003-2012, they were called "Pokemones" (not pokémones), they were named after how pokémon look like based on the hairstyle (emo). You can search pokemones and drown yourself in cringe watching them appear on a matinee show in national television, even the hosts were dressed in the pokemon look.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

To be fair, Etienne was like...19 when he made that song, not 30 Still, oh GOD

[@DragonboltBlastter]

19, 30... Ah, who cares....

[@TomokoKuroki0164]

14:10 Jared is so intrigued at what the next video is, while Austin continues to talk, neither of them realizing the shit they are about to watch, and the faces they make.

[@MrBastille666]

The last artist in the video, Utsu-P, has some sick riffs and songs, the vocals are just not pleasing to the majority of people who listens to metal. I personally some of their songs, like I Thought I Was An Angel, The Dying Message, or Imperfect Animals and Diarrhea (yeah, weird name). But as I said, people got disgusted mainly by vocals

[@deitywashere]

I love Utsu-P. They're definitely an acquired taste

[@kisu_odd]

Picking the pinnochio-p collaboration song is cheating because it's just pinnochio-p's song with some Utsu-P instrumentals thrown in

[@jaggedvisions]

NOT FACE PAINT JARED ITS CORPSEPAINT

[@jacobsucks43]

No. Demon war paint \m/

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Pop quiz, what part of your body do you apply it to?

[@terrorsathan605]

@@abandonedaccount1231 me cawk

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@terrorsathan605 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Aruk02]

Yes! The bearded Jared is coming back!

[@wolvesrule6608]

Yep. Now Austin's famous snapbacks better come too!

[@NN-ir9bj]

The Bearded Jared...sounds like something you'd see at the zoo!

[@Aruk02]

@@NN-ir9bj Imagine that reckless beast coming towards you...

[@NN-ir9bj]

@@Aruk02 Especially if it hadn't had much sleep, and was cranky!!!😂

[@landonlongon3439]

Jared is like a proud mom every time he says "I love this"

[@el_tio_walala]

Oh boi i'm early! Is this how happiness feels like??

[@LateKnight666]

You guys literally missed the best part of every song you played lol. The last video by UTSU-P is vocaloid, when the song picks up, its actually sick. I don't know why people think its cringe just because the music video is weird?

[@helmi_muza]

I just gonna go to sleep and they upload a video, I guess I'll stay in KZbin,

[@dudewhy2849]

I live for that editing for “Remember” 😂

[@JosieIsCozy]

12:07 Christopher Narberg has no taste in music if he think "tastes like kevin bacon" is anything but a slap

[@SCVM_BXG]

One of the greatest songs and bands ever!

[@T-lash]

I fucking love Dickeys vocals.

[@mauibread4265]

Killitorous sounds like the title of a cannibal corpse song.

[@keelan6732]

Who ever submitted Immortal as cringy should have the taste slapped out of their mouth right now.

[@ddub1253]

5:54 I though that was an old clip cuz Austin seemingly put 60lbs back on

[@CoolMetal]

Woohoo! None of my videos made it on the list. Well I definitely cringe when I look back at some of my older videos. haha \m/

[@DDeviss6]

3:57 just a typical monday in Norway

[@sidthejovian5105]

Hell yeah, I'd live in Norway

[@mosh-riff]

You're taunting me with that hat Austin Dickmeister, I have been looking for that for about two months now and its RIGHT HERE staring me in my face.

[@hollywoodraptor0016]

I don't think Behold, the Arktopus is a cringey band, but that video sure was. Who thought that that was a good idea? Super intense prog death metal but lets play it without drums or anything.... great idea you guys.

[@combatwings]

4 years later I finally get to watch your video...thank you algorithm

[@UhOh_ItzJDX]

2:20 made straight from Unholy Confessions by A7X

[@nOT_sURE08]

The fact that people in the metal community are using the word "banger" makes me want to set a lot of shit on fire.