Whose Bands Is This?

[@Kraden47]

Imagine proving you're not a robot online by having to read band logos

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Encyclopaedia Metallum once did that as an April Fools

[@anonb4632]

Kraden47 Beautiful. 😂

[@antondzajajurca7797]

Kraden47 that's racist. Robots have feelings :P

[@heavymetal3rocks]

haha, that is extreme

[@JackClockerinos]

A... WAR robot?

[@fasthands1631]

"I'm in a metal band" "Oh cool what's it called?" "Goat's Ass Trumpet" "..."

[@ap7390]

@@javieresparza3962 watch the vid

[@ztmusic2789]

“We have a song called ‘Goats, Christ, Bukkake’. That’s a good song title. My grandma loves it.” No seriously, Goats Ass Trumpet literally has a song called “Goats, Christ, Bukkake”. This is the song: music.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJitf4BuntKja7c&si=XlQKZy2pXiYsNcHu

[@M1legion]

Austin was like “I GOT THIS BOOOOIIIIII” *Next Logo* “I give up”

[@Sarah_The_Gamer_Girl]

Ted Ames I loved that part 😂😂 that would so be me

[@rokko4047]

IVE GIVEN UUUUUUUUP

[@rennyukioni7737]

“Hey bro you got the WiFi password?” “Yeah it’s on the back of the router.” The back of the router:

[@joshos_conspiracy]

LMAO

[@Destrozz6D]

"Liam Nieeson fights a wolf" thanks for the name for my new Technical Alien Kawaii Extreme Nu-metal band!

[@TheStandardBush]

John Smiths Jesus Christ I'll buy it

[@OSiE_3150]

Go for it

[@kenopsia9013]

Technical? Nu Metal? Just call it ArchBizkit

[@astrussz]

Im more into shrimp gumpcore anime slam extreme heavy grindcore cat puke core

[@gt_beltran42]

Is that gonna be like Death meets Mitä meets BABYMETAL meets Cradle of Filth meets Korn or something

[@RedRacconKing]

Its like those ink blot tests

[@imperium7846]

Cyrus Yousefian Rorschach test

[@RedRacconKing]

Imperium yeah thats the one

[@hotheddfever4783]

Cyrus Yousefian For metalheads

[@jonkthelizardman5491]

Yup

[@AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld]

"What do you see in this picture?"

[@everless_lol]

Please Verify you are not a robot: This video

[@infernum6079]

Rengorax LMFAO

[@mrzubwolfer]

Refresh 50x

[@xtexaschainsawx]

LOL

[@fungifago]

I surprised the lack of *Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis*

[@Rhapsody92]

fungifago 1million dollars to whomever finds a letter in the logo lol

[@voxer16333]

fungifago dont forget "xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx"

[@dinothrash1093]

What about Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum

[@infernum6079]

fungifago disappointed in the lack of diphenylchloroarsine

[@23secondsofsauce65]

What about gdryyfgggggooooooohhhkmachhhhhhgffrthjhhggwertvxbsdy

[@zacht2375]

You might as well name your band "illegible font"

[@luckyhero2517]

Slow Death From Below its ineligible for reading in my brain

[@luckyhero2517]

Slow Death From Below I think the word you are looking for is illegible

[@jacenahl2428]

stolen joke from Corey Taylor

[@alanheyes694]

Jace Nahl Indeed. That's Stone Sour's Black Metal alter-ego.

[@isaakclarkson5806]

Nobody would even know

[@ace-smith]

*In order:* Borknagar Bazzah Lurker of Chalice Enslaved Wolves in the Throne Room Xasthur Finntroll Darkthrone Spermswamp Torsofuck Senthil Nightbringer Katharsis Gut Goat's Ass Trumpet Biological Monstrosity

[@celticluna1691]

How the fuck did you decode the last one

[@MoustachelessMario]

The "Gut" was GutRot, btw

[@jakeplaysdrums2852]

Deciphering metal band logos should be part of Google's interview process

[@hollybonham476]

Jakeplaysdrums LOL

[@calebthornblad1831]

Yes

[@terryteste5612]

“WE ARE CHODE, AND WERE HERE TO BRING YOU FAT RIFFS AND SHORT SONGS!”

[@reagansdead9115]

Jared : “I just see E and X” WHERE

[@shugster]

idk

[@aceisking]

no the question is How

[@Tonjit41]

it's right there wdym?

[@Benobot99]

19:01 Biological Monstrosity! I remember that band! They have a song called "Neurotoxic Teratogen Abuse During Pregnancy"! I have that song on my mp3 player from high-school.

[@mirandaolives]

SquirtDicks is the official name for DickeyDines fans

[@ayeshaadorador9222]

Obviously Miranda Wtf? XD Nah thats fine with me XD

[@tomryder2284]

Agreed

[@snackers199]

I'd quit the internet if these were captchas.

[@thevoxofreason8468]

This could be the latest craze in "puzzle books". Be great on a long flight.

[@RatSitnov]

*TheVoxOfReason* there is an app

[@thevoxofreason8468]

RatSitnov, cool.

[@bloodhoof66]

ive heard its a joke..

[@RatSitnov]

cyber tune search for Guess The Band Metal Logo Quiz in app stores, developed by Quid Pro Quo

[@danutdracula]

*TheVoxOfReason* omg genius

[@ICKY427]

"first word is KNIGHTS" "oh ok, see, thats the K" "theres no K" ......

[@caseydykes117]

And that's how that went lmao

[@FrostyPenandPaper]

i like this format so many guys from norway or denmark

[@fatboysgarage7984]

There's one I know for sure is from the U.S. and that's Xasthur.

[@itsybitsyzombie]

thelittlest potato Lurker of Chalice as well. Side project of Leviathan.

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

yeah, fuck them

[@lukaz20001]

Denmark represent!

[@phantomechelon3628]

Well Scandinavians are famous for being either Satanists / Pagans or suicidally miserable. ;-)

[@piercewalters9706]

Lurker of chalice is the side project of The guy from leviathan

[@andrewdow6623]

Jared-is that exodus? Me- o_0...

[@logan3830]

I was looking for this comment thanks

[@hankrelic1710]

'Hears comment' Me: eyes narrow in confusion

[@cat_photo1973]

What makes these band logos so amazing is how they trick your eyes into thinking it's completely symmetrical, when it really isn't.

[@bruteforce3170]

I love how SpermSwamp is on your title card hahaha.

[@joeywtf7040]

I instantly recoginzed sperm swamp in the thumbnail lol

[@Ch3k0v]

For that Wolves in the Throne Room logo, I noticed that someone had the bright idea of turning the W on its side, which is why you didn't know what to make of it

[@oscarsanta-tacos4852]

Jared Washington I’ve seen Wolves live and to this day, I still can’t read that fucking logo properly

[@bankrotz66]

Literally they ripped off Weakling’s logo so hard

[@Johann64]

@@oscarsanta-tacos4852 tv5vvv4vv4v5vtv5vtv5hrh3vrv4vtv5btv5v5v5v5vyv6v6vuv6v6v6b5ntorif7f6x6g6gh66h7v7vuv7b7b7b7v7v7b7vuv7firkrbdhuktnrnrnrnr7digkrndizkvøphmoe728qåwgåpø4

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

@@Johann64true

[@Kidcrowley]

i cringed a little bit when they didn't recognize darkthrone's logo right away, but its cool

[@alexostrander30]

But he did?

[@JJ_957]

Same

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Same here but with Enslaved's old logo.

[@dillanbrown2175]

I’m quite disappointed with about 5 bands’ logos not being recognized immediately, and I’m not even half way though the video.

[@bloodhoof66]

yeah most metal heads know that one ... if not ... ouch.

[@lukashirt5112]

1:22 Austin sounded like a character from sims

[@offiziellerkanalvondoggen-3116]

I can’t even read the Parkway Drive logo, what am I doing here?

[@dandelionjones3269]

Offizieller Kanal von Doggen-Tee I can't even read. What am I doing here

[@parasyythe]

I can't even, what?

[@drew_on_drums]

What?

[@kidnamedpenis]

?

[@abdula1717]

FLASH BEFORE MY EYES NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE BURNING IN MY BRAIN I CAN FEEL THE FLAME

[@shallowlord]

I saw Finntroll immediately

[@ketsfan]

I love how Austin thinks everything is an E except when it actually is.

[@kaleenia3737]

What’s poppin Bimjo?

[@Charlie-ln1sh]

The logos look like my hand righting

[@nickicollis593]

Jared's face in the thumbnail is priceless!😂😂

[@varti546]

I actually found the letters in the "Wolves in the throneroom" one! Took me a while, since most of them don't make sense - W is sideways and L and V are the same, but flipped, etc.

[@Headbangeur60metal]

You guys should check out the logo of She Ate A Scorpion. There's no way you can read it.

[@STATISK88]

Headbangeur60metal LOL HEY THATS MY FRIEND EVAN’S BAND

[@Orbital.Gate.Resuscitate]

hey thats my band thank u brother

[@Headbangeur60metal]

You're welcome man. It's kinda funny that I mention your band here 'cause I'm working on a new format for my other youtube channel, and the artwork of your album will appear in the video for sure, it's for french speakers though. Keep on bringing brutal death metal man, your album was very cool.

[@Orbital.Gate.Resuscitate]

Minecraft Pig _ deadass i can barely even read it and its my band logo

[@Leon_1711]

Xasthur is really good DSBM

[@2010mcclain]

after a minute of looking at the Wolves In The Throne Room" I could see the words. Once you see it you see it.

[@danmolloy2023]

Dude I can only see room lol

[@Isa-ug7rp]

I almost choked on my food when Austin started talking about lurker of chalice. I ACTUALLY ALMOST DIED

[@Fey_Fatale]

18:18 The visual representation of the musical soundwaves made by a goat playing a trumpet with its ass.

[@decem_sagittae]

Knows trash porngrind bands with 300 views on KZbin, doesn't know Enslaved or Darkthrone

[@Foorythegreat]

RIGHt!?

[@dhillonlannholm8532]

Because we are core kids

[@stiannb]

Should also know Borknagar.

[@loganochs2609]

He should definitely know Borknagar

[@Avery-sw9pf]

They should know a lot of these bands but they listen to a lot of bad djent and shit like that.

[@DSEENano511]

I’m a graphic designer. When I design band logos I want people to see the name. Man there are so hard to read.

[@Zimmerman0011]

Yes i know how feels

[@BandMasters100]

Dylan Encarnacion yeah but if you can make out the logo that means your a sell out

[@OSiE_3150]

They're making it intentionally unreadable though.

[@anonb4632]

Dylan Encarnacion A decent band logo should be easy to do as graffiti. ;)

[@Marcel-Skulblaka]

Dylan Encarnacion what is the weirdest unreadeble logo what you have create?

[@kristianrichardson576]

they design that way so it strictly appeals to a cult following, nothing commercial with underground metal bands

[@georgyporgysorgy9246]

surprised they were even a little confused about Darkthrone honestly

[@collt091]

Me too

[@gabridifa88]

Black Metal Musician : TRIGGERED

[@NobleVI_343]

just say someone who's touched an instrument for the first time, and thinks having no rhythm while playing fast is music

[@manifestationsofasort]

@Noble VI Shhhhh no one asked you

[@NobleVI_343]

@@manifestationsofasort good thing we don't live in a world were you only speak when asked to, huh?

[@ashtray4757]

It's a disgrace not to know Darkthrone , Enslaved and Xasthur...

[@nonperson9825]

osten/сыр /der Käse/the cheese/le fromage at least know darkthrone wtf

[@chasekirkland7430]

look at the music they do u really think they like black metal that's like asking a suicide silence fan to name a suffaction song

[@seosamh.forbes]

It'd be better if they at least KNEW about Darkthrone.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

ikr not darkthrone, i understand enslaved and xasthur but DARKTHRONE!

[@KozmicGirlCrafts]

osten/сыр /der Käse/the cheese/le fromage it Really is

[@wolfstar675]

You've never listened to Finntroll and Darkthrone? 😕

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Those words. Is it possible to form sentences like that?

[@princeofdew8980]

Finntroll kicks ass.

[@avawilliams2582]

Nobody has

[@skullsaintdead]

Finntrolls logo changed though, I didn't get it immediately.

[@nolanmaisey]

Or Xasthur, albeit, I don't listen to Xasthur, but I still got his fucking logo immediately.

[@ugubu5359]

finally some Black Metal

[@TacoFlako]

As a black metal fan, this was painful to watch.

[@joos7379]

Do you guys just have your own written language? I want to learn it

[@gustru2078]

@@joos7379 Short answer is no. Long answer is "we don't give a fuck wether you can decipher the logo and understand the lyrics or not."

[@k33pstrumming39]

It sure was. Xasthur and lurker of chalice are the most KVLT bands on this list

[@RejectedRecords1998]

@@gustru2078 Wow so edgy

[@TheReddShinobi13]

@@joos7379 yes. It's called KVLTese

[@justinwearn620]

"I KNOW MY PORNOGRIND" might need to be a new tshirt

[@kylenyce8198]

Borknagar is a cool ass band. Progressive black metal band with unique clean vocals and screams. Been aroud since 95.

[@velipyr]

i like that there was lurker of chalice and xasthur. both amazing bands.

[@ZyrusSmith]

Black metal is specifically designed to sound bad, non-melodic, and abrasive. How can that be pleasant for you to listen to?

[@itsybitsyzombie]

@@ZyrusSmith You should really explore a subgenre before you speak on it. Black Metal is so much more than what you think it is.

[@ZyrusSmith]

@@itsybitsyzombie I have explored it and that's why I can say with confidence how it is completely unnecessary as a genre. None of it sounds good and I urge you to prove me wrong if it's possible. But it isn't.

[@itsybitsyzombie]

@@ZyrusSmith Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane: melodic, catchy riffs and songwriting and decent production for 1995, their last album Reinkaos (2006) took this style and expanded on it, bordering on melodic death metal Mgła - Exercises in Futility (2015) and Age of Excuse (2019): melodic and top notch production Thulcandra's entire discography (2010-2016): melodic black metal with great production, Dissection worship band. Watain - Lawless Darkness (2010): catchy and memorable writing Anyone who's ever said they hated black metal I've shown these releases to and they enjoyed them, and even reconsidered checking out more of what the genre has to offer. If you can't get into these albums, you're a lost cause.

[@ZyrusSmith]

@@itsybitsyzombie I listened to your recommendations and didn't find a single one of them to be better than mediocre. Everything I heard sounds like by the numbers metal. It all sounds like stuff I've heard a thousand times before. I'm very disappointed and I stand by my original statements.

[@Ilshatey]

1. Borknagar 2. Bazzah 3. Lurker of Chalice 4. Enslaved 5. Wolves in the Throne Room 6. Xasthur 7. Finntroll 8. Spermswamp 9. Torsofuck 10. ? 11. Nightbringer 12. Katharsis (Poland) 13. GUT 14. Goat's Ass Trumpet 15. Biological Monstrosity

[@johnnysacredofficial]

10. Senthil

[@mati11223]

In the next part go with the: Outre, Leviathan, Hornwood Fell, Caladan Brood, Summoning, Lascar

[@YLS8763]

The backdrop and lighting is fucking awesome. Great format too. I love it 🤘

[@XDarkXSlayerX92]

And all the while the elitists/fans of these bands watch this, getting pissed at them for not knowing a good portion of these bands xD

[@millenniumfantasy6503]

Yeah. Fake Metalheads are funny.

[@Sisteelin]

@@antlereddruid8359 You don't have to listen to every kind of metal or know lots of bands to be a metal head. All it takes to be a metal head is to like metal more than other music

[@ullenlaishram]

@@antlereddruid8359 There's literally a bunch of huge bands that you wouldn't know because you don't listen to the specific metal sub genre. By your logic there isn't a single metalhead in existence because no one is knowledgeable about all things.

[@Candyman9721]

Millennium Fantasy 🤷🏻‍♂️ black metal is garbage but okay “real” metal head

[@randomwhitekid666]

I’m actually so dissapointed you boys didn’t immediately recognize “darkthrone”. I know you guys are hardcore bois but darkthrone is a black metal staple. For the love of metal look into them!

[@rhdrbob]

Black metal sucks

[@todensarg]

@@rhdrbob go whine somewhere else

[@k33pstrumming39]

@@rhdrbob black metal is the most intense type of metal out there. I guess You scene kids cant handle the icy power of raw kvlt metal

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

the wolfiest of wolves Ir maybe because it sounds like some dude put a mic in the middle of the room while just stroking his guitar not knowing what the fuck he’s doing

[@ZyrusSmith]

Black metal is specifically designed to sound bad, non-melodic, and abrasive. How can that be pleasant for you to listen to?

[@SteinG]

I'd have more luck guessing on inkblot tests than these things...

[@jayaneyon9316]

I saw enslaved live. They're awesome.

[@yeahyeah6670]

“Third one lets go” *logo pops up* “I give up

[@realhuman5688]

12:47

[@MarieSenda]

I was surprised to see Finntroll's logo in this video, since it's more a folk metal / vinking metal band. But then I realised it was their first logo from 1999. I'm glad they changed it, their new logo suits more to their music (and is also readable).

[@ladinark1672]

BORKNAGAR RULLES!

[@jonathanjansson3434]

MetalRock OnlineStore hell yeah! one of my favorite bands

[@Phanthomas8910]

You know it! Enslaved too!

[@slashinghades7347]

Great progressive black metal right next to Enslaved.

[@mothsinthecanyon]

This is my favorite kind of metal and I'm happy to see it represented in one way or another Lurker of chalice is actually very pleasant

[@T-Fat]

Immediately recognized Xasthur, Finntroll, and Dark Throne

[@andrewpatterson3662]

I'm pretty sure for Goat's Ass Trumpet, each letter isn't meant to be read left to right. I think each letter is layered over each other, and to read the logo, you have to highlight each individual letter.

[@Ghost.Spectrum]

I recognized the first one right away. Borknagar!:D one of my favorites!

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

15:02 "I don't fuck", - Jared, 2018

[@G0rilla2829]

You pretty much triggered all of us black metal fans

[@djstringsmusic2994]

Well black metal has a lot of things that are strange just for the sake of being strange lol

[@exosition8919]

Weeeellllll it is hard to read so

[@ZyrusSmith]

Black metal is specifically designed to sound bad, non-melodic, and abrasive. How can that be pleasant for you to listen to?

[@dwaalgeest8591]

Zyrus Smith non-melodic? Don’t speak on stuff you don’t know about.

[@ZyrusSmith]

@@dwaalgeest8591 It's all just blaring guitars, blast beats, and crappy fry screams. No melody at all.

[@hawks1ish]

The last one is very similar to Aborted’s logo for their album Surgical Abomination

[@LoFi_Goth]

I love when people try and read my Wolves in the Throne Room patch

[@vader97100]

I found “in the” and “room” but I still can’t find Wolves and Throne in that shit

[@LoFi_Goth]

Chad M the key is some letters are sideways

[@vader97100]

yeah I just figured it out

[@Altair4000]

I love Wolves but honestly never thought to get a patch of theirs until this comment

[@apothecurio]

@@LoFi_Goth oh thats screwed up!

[@victorpanunzio6043]

Could you do another version of this? So fun

[@Nick-me6wg]

Funny how I actually knew some of these haha f.e Xasthur

[@jayaneyon9316]

I saw enslaved with wolves in the throne room live. They're awesome. I like the way the logo looks but I can't read it for shit.

[@kobykotka590]

Some of these looks like they went on Microsoft paint and scribbled

[@NanenMauricio]

12:37 I never imagined anyone would ever say "raped by elephants" with so much pride and joy

[@xavierevan123]

I love how observative Austin is lol

[@XxUndeadXTacoXx]

Top 5 hardest to read band logos that I have. (I can't pronounce 2 of them either). 1). Locked In a Room With a Rotting Cadaver 2). XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippihfffX 3). Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship 4). Eximperituserqethhzebibsiptugakkathsulweliarzaxulum 5). Carnivorous Eyaculation

[@GabyHxlvxtica]

for real tho, finntroll are great

[@RILEYproMAGICIAN]

I thought i knew how to read all metal logos, even slam and this is even difficult on most of these. damn

[@DaveTheVader]

Up for a Challenge? f4.bcbits.com/img/a3752695562_10.jpg

[@levischorpioen]

Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

[@AlternativeKnight]

You guys should do this again but with different and harder logos to read.

[@Godisdead0]

I was caught off guard when they didn’t know xasthur but when darkthrone came up and they didn’t know I was very disappointed

[@larrynester6387]

how didn't they know wolves in the throne room, enslaved, xasthur, or darkthrone 😫

[@DaveTheVader]

Let me take a wild guess and say: They're probably not into Black Metal

[@PenguinNoodleSoup]

:Dave Vader thank you lmao

[@millenniumfantasy6503]

Two easy words: fake Metalheads.

[@DaveTheVader]

Millennium Fantasy I hope you're not serious...

[@dan_the_pathmaster7934]

Don’t know if “fake” is the right word. Maybe uncultured metalheads is a better fit

[@FuraFaolox]

Since I am a big fan of Darkthrone, I immediately saw their logo. That one was obvious, too. How didn't they see that?

[@EximiusDux]

You are used to the logo which makes all the difference. Many of the logos are unreadable without studying them.

[@thuggalozjester1126]

nothing like that death metal wheel of fortune LMAO

[@k.m.2344]

So glad to see Nightbringer appear at 14:15 They're my favorite black metal band.

[@keggerous]

Question: Why are they literally all doing the exact same thing with their logos?

[@theot347]

I didn’t decipher Black Tongue’s logo until like a month after I started listening to them

[@BirdNoise77]

Fintroll is actually pretty lit

[@MrVonkliest]

"How you gonna have a logo that you don't even be able to read.". Dying 😆

[@sarty23]

The all look like someone came on A chalkboard..

[@joshos_conspiracy]

Guessing names in bands are my top favs. Do more soon.

[@tomekgnr321]

This is so exhausting

[@thijsvandersluijs477]

please do a part II, this is absolutely hilarious

[@RanterInShades]

Watch as the metal elitists call Jared and Austin plebs for not finding these logos legible.

[@omercinar6693]

RanterInShades I mean some of these logos are of pretty popular and well known bands, so its a bit odd they don't know them

[@millenniumfantasy6503]

And?

[@Candyman9721]

Omer Cinar is it really tho? Austin has stated multiple times he doesn’t really like black metal . who can blame him? The shit sounds terrible.

[@exploited410]

@@Candyman9721 I place someone not knowing darkthrone's logo at the same lvl of someone not knowing death's one. You don't have to listen to a genre to know one of its most prominent band.

[@Candyman9721]

OuiArsene lol okay 👌🏻

[@anonb4632]

I'm glad you've done this. So much choice! Logos went a bit naff in the late 90s...

[@Stumpfization]

Listen to black metal for a week and you will be ashamed if this video haha. So many classic bands.

[@anonb4632]

Stumpfization Badly designed logos though.

[@NobleVI_343]

@@anonb4632 badly designed everything, terrible sound to go with the logo

[@Fungusgunk]

The inventer of rorschach testing must be proud of the death metal fans of the world.

[@Theprophet3928]

0:02 bbh: LANGUAGE!!!

[@fatal_oscillation]

can you play the music while guessing so the longer you take, the more we get to hear sweet looking music?

[@dogs3700]

Xasthur* nor Zaxthor. Pleb.

[@Claudia-Jotun]

Finntroll!