[Vinesauce] Vinny - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

At the end of the day, it's Red vs Blue, like Pokemon except with swords, arrows, and boxing gloves. Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefullsauce My twitter: ► / vinnyvinesauce
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[@vinesauce]

Showing that you shouldn't bring a sword to a boxing match!

[@DutchGaming]

Holy shit this game

[@breadtoast4704]

can you Do a cruption on. t.a.b.s

[@MediumKeyCubbage]

we want a pizza place 2

[@donkarasu-9644]

"The punch is mightier than the sword!" - Doc Louis from Punch-Out

[@theredscourge]

It's hard to tell if this is really a pre-alpha or a corruption vid honestly.

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

Sun Zhu is rolling in his grave

[@Godofgaminguyz]

*Tzu

[@Scoonga_Doonga]

Godofgaminguyz Shoo

[@DarkMangaman]

choo choo

[@DrunkenCoward1]

But it's Sun Tsu tho. Or Sun Tzu. Or Sun Idontfuckingknow.

[@euchale]

Actually it´s 孫武

[@SN33Z3C4NN0N]

Man shitting out chickens is my hero

[@crazyluigi6664]

He's also real OP!

[@quote2035]

Seriously, what the fuck? He took me like 5 attempts to even reach

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

But Spear-Shield Guy is the TRUE Hero! (He got shot in the back of the spine, and can still stand!)

[@Truescreen]

Chicken man!

[@ausore9832]

What about the guy who shits out people who shit chickens?

[@masterlasheron]

Epilepsy counts as a battle strategy?

[@crazyluigi6664]

Eh, if it works, why bother questioning it?

[@crazyluigi6664]

King The Son Speaking of using epilepsy as a battle strategy on someone...

[@heccatia]

+King The Son So?

[@Gumegguai]

+King The Son k

[@ExtremeBlueBlitz]

if you are a new era conqueror

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Sun Tzu said "The Art of War is of vital importance to the state. It is a matter of life and death. A road guided either to safety or to ruin." Totally Accurate Battle Simulator says "Let's just run straight forward, it's gonna work out somehow."

[@fruitcake5081]

If fighting it sure to result in victory. You must FIGHT! Sun Tzu said that. And I feel like he knows a bit more about fighting than YOU do pal, because he INVENTED IT!

[@KamekSans]

This is one of the few "KZbin bait" games that I think is actually amazing

[@itscrumbelivable]

At least this one actually involves tactics and shit

[@Finigini]

tell me. Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

[@Liveandlearn789]

Fire Emblem did it

[@innosam123]

Waifu emblem has your answer... :)

[@tjhill0110]

B...but love IS a battle field!

[@Liveandlearn789]

+tjhill0110 you got a Vinesauce profile pic too?

[@Ikazu-san]

Not for you, dude.

[@ForgottenDawn]

"Mountain of Fuck", the new single by David Bowie.

[@jediknight4951]

8:48 When you unlock 'deflect arrows' for your block skill in Skyrim.

[@Carbonated__Milk]

THAT'S A SKILL? I should try using shields... and heavy armor.... and 2handed... and archery and yeah I really only ever play Mage.

[@exoltik3199]

You should totally try the thief or assassin play style too. Nothing feels more satisfying imo than silently assassinating every single bandit in a hideout without being detected or raising alarm, stabbing them all with a dagger. The damage output can get pretty ridiculous too. You could eventually 1 hit giants and mammoths (with the right gear).

[@kha4911]

+Connor Hoban more importantly: you can stand 5 meters infront of someone in broad daylight without being seen

[@exoltik3199]

dubem odum It's so stupid and ridiculous. I love it. haha

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA]

Is this the new season of Red vs Blue?

[@Aural_Entity]

yes.

[@gintokisakata514]

Fortunately

[@daguyontheladder]

Given how i can actually understand what is happening, no it is not

[@Skullnaught]

The new Total War is looking pretty good

[@RockBandWiiPlayer1]

"Our player models will block out the sun!"

[@kuratajutsu]

If you haven't watched the original stream of this...*go watch it.* Every minute of the stream was fucking hilarious and watching Vinny come up with absurd scenarios in the sandbow mode was icing on the cake. Also watching the Boxer vs Sword fight live with Twitch chat was amazing in itself. The John Marine narrative was also superbly done.

[@cheetosugar695]

If Pikmin grew up...

[@tinystalker1821]

Cannot unsee

[@LimeCultivist]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

[@victikirby15]

Fire Emblem 15 looks great

[@Avossk]

Can love bloom on a totally accurate battle?

[@deadweight7334]

NO

[@jaxsonthegreat14]

Yep

[@mortonandroy]

that breakdancing ballista was the greatest moment in my life

[@WorldWendell]

This game would be flawless if they didn't sound like minions.

[@WorldWendell]

I swear I cant be the only one who hears that

[@happydays6777]

+OvertimesHouse no they have higher voice pitch than the minions

[@Choatemister]

Maybe that's why you kill them.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

+kite man Good thing I've never seen enough Minions for that image to stick.

[@ninmue4638]

YOU MONSTER.

[@SophinoX]

The amount of frozen rice in this video is really rustling my jimmies. I'll let myself out

[@crazyluigi6664]

Holy frozen rice!

[@pixeltropolis4926]

Man I watched this live, every moment was deserving of a highlight.

[@kweels9027]

War. War never changes. Sense the begining of time humans have flown into the skybox.

[@Gillrien]

2:17 Warning, incoming game.

[@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

That fucker shooting in the air at 7:32 killed me.

[@DesertPogona]

Some say the boxer still chases the swordsman to this very day

[@RaptorMocha]

"First you kill your own peasants (blue implodes into fractal)"

[@BoboDoboRobo]

5:42 "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN" "Then we will fight in the sha-"

[@chordettez6359]

"totally accurate" they said. "play now" they said.

[@cullen6194]

I'm blue da ba dee, da ba _die_

[@thetman0068]

I never thought the slow Benny Hill theme would be funnier than the original

[@Goldin55]

The Red Army fights Blue Man Group: The Movie: The Game

[@YoursTroolie]

6:15 How you can describe a GTA Online race.

[@neurogabu]

Love on the battlefield, dancing on the battlefield, grabbing each other by the balls and running away from the battlefield... on the battlefield.

[@honeynutos2101]

"They are grabbing each other by the balls and dragging them out of the battle," - Vinesauce 2016.

[@ybxdgaming5755]

This game gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot.

[@DetectiveDerpy]

Please

[@DragonTamerCos]

Dwarf Fortress gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot. FTFY

[@iquemedia]

But Vinny, there was almost zero CG in battle of the bastards!

[@wo262]

Watch the behind the scenes once again, there was way more than "almost zero"

[@HamsterPants522]

Are you implying that the giant was almost zero CG?

[@iquemedia]

Compared to other forms of media that have large battle scenes (LotR is the first to come to mind) it had relatively little CG

[@MegAmi24]

WHY IS THERE NO COCONUT GUN

[@straiks8083]

there was actually a bunch of cg, but because it was done so well it's difficult to notice most of it

[@WinEntity]

Amazing work, Southbird. I commend you.

[@foxtrottango9101]

Vinny Stop it. I want to some homework.

[@crazyluigi6664]

You want to some homework? You better *get to do some of that homework* then!

[@foxtrottango9101]

+Crazy Luigi I know but it's addicting and humorous

[@robertmoreno5825]

+King The Son That meme died a year ago.

[@rustypickle1156]

I dont think you can classify that as a meme it's so overdone.

[@levenlelo2]

The description also applies to Team fortress 2. They are one and the same.

[@userPrehistoricman]

Except TF2 doesn't get streamed live on Vinesauce :(((

[@vinesauceobscurities]

That chase scene needs to be reenacted in TF2.

[@diamondmetal3062]

Oh my god, that would make for a great mod for this game. Replace all of the units with RED and BLU teams.

[@daguyontheladder]

@Vinesauce Obscurities it has, it's called "literally everytime a engie fights a spy"

[@vinesauceobscurities]

daguyontheladder I was thinking a Red Heavy with boxing gloves chasing a Blu Demoknight, while someone micspams vaporwave Benny Hill.

[@1Rekuiem]

sweet job south so glad you put that part for the end, perfect.

[@ComradeScrungus]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield? Yes, but that looks like fucking not love.

[@a-n-d-r-e-w-k]

What, you never heard of Chicken Shitters? Elite guard for royalty.

[@TheBreadman904]

8:55: Boromir

[@slippinjimmy5683]

This has better CG than Star War the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West.

[@Yippieyiyo]

He is in my behind!

[@crazyluigi6664]

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@8BitExplosionGaming]

We have truly gone full cock

[@duckslappinjoe3327]

Prepare to be execused.

[@nobletohru]

Dear meme engineer, thanks for using my grand dad picture. Yes, I'm dragoneteur.

[@Xavbull]

Loving your work, Southbird

[@kumakisu]

these two battle simulator streams were the single funniest thing i've seen vinny play besides maybe glitch life

[@absenteeabby2]

I adore those streams.

[@Mattmannx3]

I've seen a lot of videos of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator recently but I haven't even come close to laughing as hard at the rest of them as I did at this one.

[@phillipschneider4175]

This is one of the best streams Vinny has ever done xD

[@xSeeJay]

Mount and Blade: Bannerlord looks really good so far

[@Snauss]

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

[@bleuthoot]

The music in the last scene, amazing

[@Bletotum]

you forgot the best part, when your ballista threw an enemy over its shoulder into the swordsman

[@kitkatchunkyy]

Quality upload, appreciate ya.

[@eltacufe]

So much lobe fur u, so damm!. Keep it taight. Kudos, infinite kudos.

[@glassydiatom]

9:05 To this day, they're still chasing each other.

[@ShooneyToons]

oh my god im crying thank you vinny

[@chickenking67]

It's come so far since those days... Nice

[@Speedy-dz3bz]

9:05 The quality content I subscribed for.

[@Marianoejar]

Thanks Vinny I needed a laugh

[@seizurethelawnfrog809]

I remember watching the whole chase on stream best 10 min of my life.

[@IamNCortex]

Wish there was an RTS game with similiar battle system.

[@justagamethrower]

I remember this stream,it was fun

[@theredscourge]

#DicksOutForShieldGuy

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Am I watching a bunch of Morphs dueling it out with naked smurfs?

[@lordgigapiller]

This came out four fucking years ago good god, how time flies sometimes

[@derik970]

we dont know if love cqn bloom in the battlefield but that one blue dude BECAME the battlefield itself

[@viibeknight]

I haven't laughed loudly for so long until I watched this.

[@jussmaster]

Aw, you forgot the epic 1v1 boxing match :(

[@Gamer4672]

War...War never changes

[@wootlegion]

I loved the U2 reference Vinny :D

[@ASuperCoolUsername]

thanks for the highlights daddy binny

[@seijakaku5879]

*daddy Southbird

[@S4nguineP3nguin]

For some reason I truly believe that vinny could be a voice actor for Rick and Morty

[@luiznickel]

this is pure gold

[@smitias_8474]

0:13 - PlayStation vs Xbox in a nutshell

[@MangleFoxy]

I love the ending! XD

[@ChickenDerpy]

nice music at the end bro

[@__Lento__]

Do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?

[@JayInTheGreen]

that was a good stream. I wish you guys showed the single boxer match though. Shit was gold.👌

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

2:13 The name of this corruption (glitch) is "Mr Stretch Infinity"

[@dragon00536]

5:40 I must go my people need me

[@hamishmacdonald8593]

2:32 Snake, do you think love can bloom in the battlefield?

[@wispy9859]

Blitz: ahh spaghettiman Vinny: another character just imploded into the skybox

[@connorpailas8956]

YES! Love Buzz is a sick song Vinny! One of Nirvana's most underated

[@jiazji]

It just corrupted itself.

[@williampipoly1069]

6:11 Now THIS is podracing!

[@emdash8944]

I haven't laughed this hard since last year.

[@AJTheMightyGamer]

anyone remember the grandfaloon fight from castlevania sotn ? this game reminds me of that, mostly the naked arm flailing people

[@SillyDogJoe]

I watched this video when I was in the mountains of Asheville NC trying to get away from the hurricane.

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

I’ve never laughed harder in my life than I did at the Benny Hill chase at the end.

[@gaminggladiator06]

8:14 i can’t believe he didn’t notice the horse rider slam into an ally peasant and sent the peasent’s corpse into an ally bowmaster.

[@happyhellday3]

7:03 Nirvana. Hell yes!

[@hypermonkey600]

The last guy was just unscrewing his pommel so he could end him rightly

[@00dDodo]

war never changes

[@CherrygroveCity]

This was an *ultimate epic battle simulator.*

[@mesakat104]

*snort* TOTALLY *cough* *snort* A *insert random noise here* *fart* ACCURATE *slurp* BATTLE *moist fart* SIMULATOR *snorts for eternity*

[@cheeseboy847]

8:30 The red guy on the left has been possessed by a demon and is now looking into my soul.

[@clashmanthethird]

War. War never changes.

[@pokelover3602]

That ending was so awesome. XD

[@Gazaster]

I love how calm vinny is sometimes. *man rockets into space* "alright. goodbye. seeya."

[@HithGaming]

Legends say that those two are still running in circles.