Virus.MSWord.Hubad

[@Wat51733]

I was intrigued with the virus' name because "Hubad", when translated to English means "naked". Also the place of origin where the virus was created "Eastern Samar" (seen at around 5:09 in the video), is a specific region in the Philippines.

[@andresbravo2003]

good god.

[@slavboii420]

Ooh spicy comment here

[@system128]

Fascinating info

[@JohannesDGradenko]

The virus author is from the Philippines, I see. That guy must have had a knack for rather... inappropriate stuff. "Ganda" in the virus code, though...

[@1Soniccool]

ASCII naked woman has invaded your print

[@Bobblybook]

The thought of someone using that printed out, misaligned version of the already questionable ascii art for "personal" purposes in the 90's is hilarious to me. The old days of waiting for a single jpg to peel down the screen is not forgotten.

[@clashblaster]

This is older than the 90s, I saw this image once in a collection of classic BASIC games and entertainment programs for the TRS-80. People were printing this out from their Tandy.

[@Bobblybook]

@@clashblaster Lol! I have to confess I was not around in that era. I can't imagine people crowding around looking at the printer output of this.

[@misakyun2925]

“Hubad” is a Filipino word and it literally means “naked” so i guess this is a very fitting name and a very amusing one too lmao “Ganda” also means “Beautiful” or “Gorgeous” and is used to call a woman

[@danooct1]

great information, thanks.

[@DukeNukem2417]

"P.S. Clippy sucks" and Clippy's giving the side-eye the whole time. Classic.

[@yaziyo]

It looks like you're running a macro virus. Would you like some help?

[@henke37]

Clippy's voice actor died recently.

[@eadweard.]

*Clippit

[@DoYouSeeBananaManTH]

@@henke37clippy is dead 😊 the voice actor 😮😢

[@crabbable]

i love these viruses with barely any destructive components. just basically harmless pranks. except for that one virus that dialed 911 on your modem! great vid again :^)

[@dana-wrath]

dialed 911 on your modem AND changed your browser homepage to a fansite of the oklahoma city bomber just to really fuck up your day

[@justinhamilton8647]

Dan you’re the man, been watching since I was 12 years old man, 10 years this august, I grew up with you I’m so happy you’re still going much love from Greece man

[@danooct1]

thank you very much! I'm glad you've been enjoying the videos all this time.

[@az0r22]

Cool to see others from Greece watch these too :)

[@az0r22]

You fill me with immense nostalgia for a very different internet danooct !

[@vattumies]

Fridays are always better when Dan uploads new video

[@zipf]

Yep

[@cameronbosch1213]

List of Pornographic malware Dan has done on his channel: Walker (via infection/corruption by the Groove virus) Moncher (means my dear in French) Bezilom Beauty (thanks to Laje Nehuen for the reminder!) Hubad (means naked in several languages, apparently including Filipino Tagalog; thanks to Claro1993 for that note!)

[@Claro1993]

Hubad means naked in the Filipino language specifically Tagalog.

[@lajenehuen260]

What about Beauty?

[@5higuy]

i think walker might have been infected with the groove virus but ok

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@5higuy Still, many samples that contain the actual Walker virus do in fact have Groove. So possible corruption. Noted though.

[@FMecha]

Does Implant count?

[@YukikoSnowLeopardess]

"P.S. Clippy sucks." That almost seriously made me almost spit my coffee out, that was hilarious.

[@VectraQS]

You did use a printer with the Magold worm, took me a while to remember which worm it was. Is your printer an Oki ML-186 by any chance? I have one of those, and it does work with the ML-184 driver, but it's by no means from 1986 -- mine has a USB port.

[@WishMakers]

To be extra dan super-nerd about it, he did say a *physical* old computer, whereas I believe Magold was run off a VM and attached to a printer through the host machine. Unless there's one much farther back I don't remember, I don't think Magold counts

[@danooct1]

it's actual an ML-182

[@Noxedwin]

Pastebin of the lovely ASCII lady, please.

[@rosemediagroupca]

Hey Dan, I just want to say thank you for taking the time to caption all of your videos in great detail. It's very rare you find a channel with quality content each and every time, but it's another thing to find a channel with considerate and attentive content. Thank you for the captions; I need them to understand audio and it allows me to fully enjoy your vids. Keep up the good work man! I've been here for years and love your stuff.

[@WanderSeth]

Some say Dan doesn’t age, that he’s the living personification of DOS..

[@johnathanegbert9277]

DOS is extinct, though...

[@parasatc8183]

Oras, Eastern Samar is actually a lovely little town, although rather poor. Actually, of all people living in small Filipino towns, you'd never think that a virus writer could be among them, and computer technology was far less prevalent in the Philippine countryside in the 90s than it is today. The writer could have been from a rather affluent background - I hope he has a high-paying job in software development now :D

[@WishMakers]

Holy shit, I remember the last time this channel covered a polymorphic piece of malware, it just changed its comments to be increasingly ridiculous and long > Gets 15 seconds in to see it's doing the same thing One of these days we'll get a true polymorphic virus somehow.

[@ryjelsum]

Unfortunately the people who are making the actual polymorphic viruses that directly change how they do things with each infection are probably doing it for state actors or organized crime rather than silly Win9x viruses... not good material for a danooct1 video but still interesting.

[@blackroberts6290]

if he could get his hands on the Simile (MetaPHOR) virus. the first truly metamorphic virus (even the payload text changes capitalization). or Winux, the first Windows-Linux virus. it would be good.

[@okbruh]

As soon as I read the compliment or insult to Clippy and looked at him afterwards, I couldn't help but laugh.

[@cameronbosch1213]

1:21 You actually did one for the Magold worm, I think.

[@Povilaz]

Weekly uploads? What year am I in? 2014? I'm joking, love your videos everytime you upload.

[@RSOFT92]

I don't know if somebody already mentioned it, but the "Print"-Routine has an error. When the "Woman"-Text is printed, and the original Text of the document is shown, the first Character is missing. The first Word went from "This" -> "his" -> "is". So if you print this often enough, the document would be empty. Cool Matrix Printer btw!

[@lior_haddad]

Huh, weird error... (Wonder what it does with an empty document then, probably nothing...)

[@le9038]

It's nice seeing you still alive with the same video format.

[@MelodicaDude]

Every time i heard "hubad" all i can hear is Michael Jackson saying "wont you tell me once again WHO'S BAD"

[@agent__berry]

[FUNKY BASS LINE INTENSIFIES]

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

Good to now I'm not the only one

[@UnderEu]

rusbé

[@helgam.4250]

3:21 "Dot Matrix Printer ASCII Porn is too risky for KZbin". That is... certainly a new sentence. You have invented a sentence.

[@Vuusteri]

Link to the uncensored ascii? I need it for...my academic research paper.

[@Brunosky_Inc]

Yeah, I'd also like to see it for... reasons.

[@GoulartGH]

some commenters have said it's Meriday in the Morning by Mike Jittlov

[@raeganj6744]

I’ve been watching this channel for years and I just want to say keep up the great work!

[@bajelman]

Idk if this is relevant but in Filipino, "Hubad" means naked so it does make sense that it prints out.... that

[@kamild_]

Some of these matrix dot printers refuse to die. My workplace has one of those, the OKI ML3320, bought over two decades ago, regularly used and still working up to this day.

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

I really gotta get a CRT monitor. These crispy pixels were my childhood.

[@markusTegelane]

The virus forgot to apply a monospace font to the ASCII image

[@Haddenist]

Is fun to think that alt-f8, which sounds like fate, trigger a "feature" which killed a lot of 9x machines :D

[@ElleTGC]

Alter fate, destroy your PC of your own volition

[@crboxyt]

Clicked on this instantly. Made my day better

[@DoomKid]

Dang, that’s one steamy document!

[@Ezraph2001]

Surprised how Dan covers a virus with a Filipino word...oh wait, that virus was made in the Philippines so that's nice and while I'm here I'd like to say I enjoy the content :)

[@tudorvoie]

Hey Dan! In the last Symbian video you said that you will be making a video on the Caber virus for Symbian. When's that gonna come out? Symbian viruses are awesome.

[@GAMIR_SFM]

Where can i see the full code? 😁

[@yigitdurmus2407]

+Oh no, we got a virus in the family computer! -That sounds "Hubad", is the computer okay?

[@thecooldude9999]

Protip: set up your dot matrix printer as a plaintext printer in windows and it will print much much faster. Also the font will be clearer.

[@asmcint]

Hey Dan, bit of an off-topic question. I made a parody of the old Packard Bell startup sequence to use as a start screen for streaming. Would it be alright if I used the startup noises off of one of your videos along with that?

[@danooct1]

that's fine, go right ahead

[@asmcint]

@@danooct1 Thank you!

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again hubad

[@Darkbloxer111]

4:19 "It looks like you're trying to print ascii porn. Would you like help?"

[@BorisAnatolievich]

That printing sound brings back some nostalgia

[@andresbravo2003]

MSWord might’ve been a long time because it’s not being a noob, it’s his life while you’re at work.

[@spootymaniacs]

almost thought that was Mariya Takeuchi as ASCII art lol

[@sierra991]

same lol

[@StereoBucket]

Love how it keeps eating the first letter of the document every it adds and removes the lady.

[@TheKittycatCassie]

Probably already posted but art is "Meriday in the Morning" by Mike Jittlov

[@CheddarVG]

"P.S. Clippy sucks." Hey, don't be so harsh on him, he's trying his best to help.

[@5higuy]

I think Sarah still has her groove after all these years.

[@krcsirke]

About printer trivia, my favourite is Maya Gold screensaver virus, printing out funny text.

[@ariac1197]

i love how much you know about this stuff!

[@aycc-nbh7289]

As a side note, “polymorphism” means that a method in a class can be overridden or overloaded in itself or in a child class.

[@ardag1439]

What about a polymorphic comment

[@lajenehuen260]

Maybe those already exist

[@Mrdrdxse]

I’m guessing that would involve some kind of a bot that has access to your channel so that it can edit the comment continuously

[@Eddies_Bra-att-ha-grejer]

Ah, it's Meriday in the Morning by Mike Jittlov.

[@VideoJunkieBoy]

That printer made me nostalgic 😅

[@dungeonseeker3087]

Fun fact: it was called Clippit, not Clippy

[@bryanmartin_]

Haven't seen that kind of printer before, looks really cool! The virus name is kinda funny too, as it's literally translated as "naked" in English haha

[@OhVadr]

oh yeh new danooct1 upload

[@polyacov_yury]

I honestly expected someone to copy-paste the art piece into the comments

[@JoBot__]

Me too.

[@tastychunks]

Babe wake up new Danooct1 video

[@quantumrandomness5114]

how does one obtain this virus. i would like to test it myself

[@strangeyoutuberman7115]

"It's for a school project!"

[@MarsofAritia]

anyone have the source image anywhere? ...asking for a friend

[@Flux3on]

1:10 was that a styropyro reference

[@soundspire360]

“Dot matrix printer” “We’re gonna print this” See you in 5 hours lol

[@WickerBasket9]

I did not expect to see dot matrix porn at 7 A.M., and was it worth it? Yes. WORTH EVERY BYTE! :D

[@stalinyourleader3846]

i don't know if it was intentional or not but the "pretty cool right?" sounded like a styropyro reference

[@phnxscod]

And the whole world has to answer right now Just to tell you once again: Hubad

[@shermanzuki]

Magold was the one where a printer was featured

[@blazed-space]

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

[@damarioYT]

Hubad more like down bad.

[@Alexs23743]

LOL. This video contains circa-1986 dot matrix printer ASCII porn, the purest form of porn known to computer nerds! It's so precious that it must be censored at all-costs!!! =P

[@FrankChickens]

Printer, porn, printer porn! This video has it all!

[@systemfailure2039]

Mike Jittlov's "Meriday in the Morning"

[@nickcliff]

Wow Never thought I hear a old dot matrix printer again

[@Tech101yt]

Interesting virus with a fitting name once translated, great vid! Btw, please can you fix the Virus - The game download?

[@SSQMinky]

Virus: “Hubad” Filipinos: Allow us to introduce ourselves. Mga manyak:

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

It’s good your showing us viruses so we don’t get hacked! Even if it’s on an Old Windows Pc....

[@mesosoi]

1:22 no-no, I'm sure you were using printer in before, like 6 years ago or something...

[@xB-fx2iu]

So this is basically this is just a prototype of pornhub.

[@incognitoduck3803]

Just as I thought - Dot Matrix Printer Asci P**n

[@WickerBasket9]

Gotta love that Dot Matrix ASCII porn, especially in the morning! :) Commented at 7:10 A.M.

[@15adam]

yay dan uploaded again :D

[@capri212]

i know what i have to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it

[@daemonspudguy]

3 comments are existent, KZbin, not 5.

[@kittentheboss2796]

I may need that picture. Mail it to me. I need it for research.

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

Tune in for more virus fun same battime same batchannel!!

[@voca-chan7953]

MSWord virus? Today is a good day!

[@Ezraph2001]

Filipino MSWord Virus: exists Filipinos on the internet: 🇵🇭Pinoy🇵🇭Pride🇵🇭

[@slasheffecttech]

YOO! NEW VIDEO!

[@BippoErnesti]

Out of curiosity, where is that printed paper now?

[@biehdc]

this is neofetch v0.1

[@aziztcf]

I want a noise making porn machine too, getting to tear those edges off was the highlight of my youth.

[@RootedHat]

I can't keep up with all these uploads!

[@fart1234.]

Virus.MSWord.Naked

[@SuperTed19021]

How much of an pain in the ass was this to remove? Especially back in the day.

[@fikkitchen]

Ah yes... *QUICK* print...

[@jach_tt]

"Hubad" in Filipino is 'Naked' :)

[@HyperFire]

hi dan

[@barbarsru]

Somebody, send full for kid from 90'ns

[@abloogywoogywoo]

Ah, gotta love NSFW viruses.

[@csgoyuri6413]

Ganda means "beautiful", Hubad means "naked" and Eastern Samar is located in the Philippines. Good job, Filipino guy. Or not.

[@Mario583a]

Hubad? Ubad.

[@mramir1238]

epic quick printer fast

[@lisachiappetti6092]

Clippy doesn't suck :(