50 MORE JOKES in FOUR MINUTES

[@jaspercheeto7959]

He's so precious can I keep him

[@funnelwebgamer3353]

2 Irish, a Canadian, 4 Greeks, a Malaysian, half of the population of the UK, an Egyptian, 9 Austrians, a Chinese businessman and 3 Americans walk into a high end restaurant. The maitre d refused them entrance. He said, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

[@Geometroid1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... that may be the funniest joke on here

[@Geometroid1]

They can't get in without a "tie".. like a cravat

[@AustinNebbia]

Oh God, it's been 4 years and the Mickey Mouse one still gets me every time.

[@alexaliona]

Here's one: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"

[@jessiebeaver2875]

If George Washington was alive today, what do you think he would say? SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS CASKET!!!

[@68corvette08]

A better punchline would be "Does anyone have a shovel"?

[@ShrubRustle]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Um, a boomerang, you just threw it wrong.

[@robuscus8533]

LoL

[@proefslak]

Knock. Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? -Fibonacci

[@isaacs8783]

I'm using that in nerdy situations from now on.

[@punkybrewster8351]

As a Tool fan this pleases me

[@flowerperson581]

Tool?

[@chafagamingandreverse335]

proefslak u

[@mayasilva7972]

Awesome

[@Boggedchesties]

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? I am the best at puns.

[@zonashyama4653]

Just 'The Doctor'

[@BLiu1]

+IdahoMuddyBoots ... Doctor Whom?

[@gwenyverreking5565]

No, Doctor Strange

[@unecomedy13]

What do you call a broken window you need to fix? A pane.

[@cdavid2200]

"The calendar's days are numbered" Me-well yeah obviously...OH MY GOD!

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

+TGL SuperStarMan ?

[@cdavid2200]

Shadow Dragon 1056 Basically it took me while to get the joke.

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

what is the joke?!

[@cdavid2200]

Shadow Dragon 1056 They are numbered, (first, second third, etc...) and the expression "your days are numbered"' means your days will end.

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

still dont get it

[@matbluvenger]

Continuing my pilgrimage. My favorites in this set of jokes: 9 is awesome, mostly due to Hanks Mickey impression. 31 made me do a spit-take. 42 because it's hilarious and... ya know... 42... 46 due to the accuracy 48 is a great spin on a classic that had me laughing to hard I had to pause the video.

[@riniilango2355]

"Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?" "I think it's the backstroke, sir."

[@coldbrrains]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre That joke killed me. XD

[@alwinpriven2400]

+IncredibleChris can you explain?

[@coldbrrains]

+Alwin Priven Dr. Dre and and Snoop Dogg are both rappers and have made multiple songs together. Which would mean that they rap (or "rhyme") together. And Dr. Dre is black, or in this case brown. The joke is obviously trying to get you to think the answer is poop.

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

+IncredibleChris oh XD that is so funny

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

+IncredibleChris and ty

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

***** ?

[@EREJones]

He actually mentioned Wales! Still getting over that.

[@kikibirdball]

I can't tell y'all how many times ive come back to rewatch this video when im sad. Look at baby Hank! Sending love ❤️

[@nerdsshalldominate]

that mickey mouse voice was impressive.

[@Beacuzz]

It is still one of my favorites!

[@dylansullivan380]

I love coming back to these videos after 10 years and finally getting all of them

[@cruznunez9981]

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? AN UDDER FAILURE! (heheheh, udder, utter?)

[@stoppouringmycountrysteain9851]

Lol. #rofl

[@stoppouringmycountrysteain9851]

Cruz Nunez Your jokes are seriously wrong.

[@stoppouringmycountrysteain9851]

Cruz Nunez EXCUSE ME, THIS JOKE.

[@cruznunez9981]

***** UDDER, not under. Udders are those things you squeeze to get milk out of cows. It's a joke on utter vs udder.

[@HyrumSpendlove]

a male cow is what I would call it.

[@KartikMokashi]

37- Only one but it takes 1 season and Krillin dies.

[@jazzaiyana]

I loved 14, 21, 38, and 42 and your Mickey impression is so spot on! :D

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Two cows are in a field. One says _"Moooooooooo!"_ the other says _"Damn, I was about to say that!"_

[@thomthum2000]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

[@andrewxc1335]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, wearing lifts? (Stilt no-eye deer [note: that's a Massachusetts / New Hampshire back-woods accent]) What do you call a cow with two legs longer than the others? (Lean beef) What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground beef) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool? (Bob) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? (Russell) What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging in front of your window? (Curt 'n' Rod)

[@8898samuel]

Worthless.

[@hammah0029]

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[@gaminggumball2706]

Thomthum2000 actually the joke is. What do you call a deer with no eyes no eyed deer

[@g59alen72]

Hoo dini

[@markgaarder4571]

37 would have been better if you'd said "only one, but it takes them three seasons"

[@Kahadi]

that would be repeating one told in an older video he did ("how many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? only one, but it takes at least six episodes")

[@Geometroid1]

If the Vlogbrothers started dancing would that be.. Vlogrithms?

[@DoubleA1296]

So I'm gonna start off this comment by saying that I had never even known that vlogbrothers existed outside of one of my friends writing in my yearbook my senior year of high school, "DFTBA" and i didn't even know what that meant at the time. (Also knowing that John Green wrote Paper Towns because the movie recently came out.) BUT I was re-watching a CGP Grey video a while back- December 12th around 1:30 a.m. to be exact -about why pennies are useless and at the end of the video he had a link to a video of someone else raging about pennies as well...and it was John Green! I found myself very much liking this style of video and I decided to go to the channel and see what the channel was all about. So I started to watch the story from the Brotherhood 2.0 videos from 2007...and instantly became obsessed with the channel! So I have been watching all of their videos in chronological order and am now at this particular video. I haven't actually watched any other material on this channel yet besides everything else that came before this. (I haven't even touched the newest material from this past year yet.) I am, on average, watching approximately 20-25 videos per day and maybe more if I have some free time. (I'm on winter brake from college so "free time" pretty much means when I'm not working or practicing guitar or reading books.) So yeah! Just thought I'd put this comment on a popular video from the channel and see what happens. I'll comment on videos on occasion as I go along. That's all for now and holy crap I have to pee. Peace out! HOO HAH...NERDFIGHTERS!! (You couldn't see it but I just did the hand gestures right after I typed that.

[@evangelinewood3325]

The Robation

[@JamesOKeefe-US]

Same except in 2019 :)

[@Akumu74]

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One but it takes 7 episodes.

[@tonyvalle2310]

You know what Mrs Lincoln said to Mr Lincoln on that fateful night? It's not gonna kill you to take me to theater is it?

[@OlanKenny]

What do you call a plastic king? A ruler.

[@deinemudda6104]

Where does the king keep his armys? Up his sleevies .

[@DJRAMO4LYF]

was the plum/ elephant one a reference to the first 50 jokes video where you were listing how to kill elephants of different colours and said that there was no such thing as a purple elephant? i read way to much into that, but it is still interesting

[@MaiseNow]

The "because [they're] DEAD" gets me every time it happens lmfao

[@Feminismisfornobody]

That wales one took me a while... even though i about a 30 minute drive away from it.

[@Annaie1234]

How do you know if you have 4 elephants in your fridge? There's a Mini Cooper out front

[@chillsahoy2640]

Professor Robert Langdon's favorite musical instrument? The cymbals.

[@CarstenSvendsen]

Lol, what do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh....

[@The-Athenian]

That was my favorte too xD

[@geraldfrost4710]

What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.

[@chibiprussia5574]

What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck

[@neonrhyme]

Hank, I still tell joke #23 AT LEAST weekly and it is my favorite joke of all time. Thank you.

[@Lordofzeldafed]

hank would make a great dad.

[@LilyTheSmol]

Actually it only takes one DBZ character to change a lightbulb, but it'll take 'em four episodes...

[@alleigh25]

At this point, I think the humor in the "because [s]he's dead!" punchline is the fact that Hank has used it about six times.

[@zmanrockz6358]

"No more reading!" I died

[@morganfiona8378]

I like Zeno's Paradox, but I only halfway understand

[@nicholascooper945]

*Inhales extremely* AAAAAAASUPERNEWINFECTIOUSSTRAINOFCHRONICRUNNYNOSES!

[@youdontneedtoknow8031]

Have you heard about that new flavour of wine? It's pretty grape

[@MrTr44]

hi

[@bengski68]

An arr-key = anarchy. Took me forever to get it.

[@trombonedrama]

Thank you so much!

[@JamesOKeefe-US]

Thank you, I didn't get it either until your comment :)

[@Guitar1nHand]

I love the fact that he not only mentions Wales, but knows how to get there :L :P

[@AudioMetaphor]

That Mickey Mouse voice was phenomenal! ^_^

[@NovelsRoses]

21- 24 are the elephant jokes!! they are the best!

[@unlurkingsentinel6872]

2:58 Actually, the correct response to that question is: Just one, but it'll take him 3 episodes to do it.

[@jadehall5856]

Old mathmatitions don't die they just loose a few of their functions

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

I'm reading a great book on glue, I just can't put it down.

[@geraldfrost4710]

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. i just can't put it down.

[@DeepFizzyPurple]

after watching three of these i don't know whether to laugh or hit my head against the table.

[@gracesmith3774]

How many calories in Caeser dressing? . . . . . . . . . 27 Do yah get it XD Because Julius Caeser was stabbed 27 times in the chest

[@Chaoticplushie]

After the feather and the chicken I was done.

[@byshannonjames]

He made a joke about Wales in this, Hank I love you!

[@JamesDurbin101]

I was gonna post a vegetable joke but I realized that it was too corny.

[@allyse9865]

OVER 9,000!!!

[@Mac2point1]

I laughed all the way through.this guy is very good I love the way he tells them

[@JoseAlvarez-kz7wu]

i don't get the footprints in butter thing

[@Reign14forever]

We need a joke video hank this world is depressing

[@davidwitte8469]

Oh, just wait

[@kch237]

My favorite DBZ joke: "How many DBZ characters does it take to change a light bulb?" "Just one, but it'll take him four episodes".

[@adammartin703]

why did the sperm cross the road? because i wore the wrong damn socks today.

[@mrbear4111]

Ok I got one.... why can't the bicycle stand on its own??..... it was 2 tired!

[@AliztheAwesom1]

oh gosh. You know you're exhausted when 13 is your favorite. i laughed out loud. Literally.

[@cinegeekchannel]

How do you make lady gaga cry? ... Pok her face xD LAUGHED SO HARD, cause you know... Poker face...

[@vladtepes97]

false advertising: this is only 49 more jokes. you did the "fsh" joke in the other video too.

[@QweRinatrtY]

nah, this video is older than the other video

[@ClimbaRock5]

The joke videos are pure joy

[@ffionwynjones1153]

Thank you!, HANK KNOWS WALES EXISTS my faith in americans is restored

[@starshipjive411]

How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 but it'll take 29 episodes to do it.

[@syddlinden8966]

This. XD So true. Love that show...

[@camistired4035]

Aha. Oh Hank. You have made my day much better.

[@lordvivec9896]

I had to pause the video and stare at the wall for a second after that Mickey Mouse one....

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

+Lord Vivec well isnt it obvious? srsly how did you wonder? meh maybe i am just good at figuring stuff out...

[@lordvivec9896]

Shadow Dragon 1056 I wasn't trying to figure it out. It was just so bad (good) that I had to take a break and contemplate life. :p

[@josh18230]

Testicle! Oh...

[@GrenadesandDaisies]

Decartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "could I get you something to drink?" Decartes says, "i think... not." Then he disappeared.

[@Fahrenheitluverxoxo]

omg the dragon ball z one!

[@ootorikyouya4170]

Try reading this loud and fast Eye Yamm Stew Peed

[@eztv8831]

I GET IT!!!! I AM STUPID

[@Shadow_Dragon_1056]

+TouchGrindVideos YES i didnt read it out aloud >:D and YAMMS

[@williamsledge3151]

Nice

[@dt28469]

The dalai lama walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza. The clerk says, 'what do you want on it', the dalai says 'make me one with everything'.

[@zacharymarentette5269]

There are three scientists. 2 walk into a bar, the other one ducks.

[@CoolModderJaydonX]

I got a new one. "How many directions does Harry Styles like to go in? One Direction."

[@katie7739]

I may be a dork but I laughed for nearly ten minutes after reading this. Thank you

[@elizabethhogan1610]

What do Daleks say when their plans go horribly wrong? Emergency temporal sh*t.

[@agreenpar]

What happens when you eat bullets? -Your hair grows out in bangs!

[@deathsheir2035]

"OVER 9000!" But it's going to take them 6 episodes

[@nothingisforyouhere]

what do you get when you mix a vampire with a snowman? frostbite

[@appledole]

The amount of productivity that I have lost due to you is an exponential function of....something big.

[@Mephistolomaniac]

nerd irony... 42 is the best one

[@gabriellefigueroa-diaz8982]

Number 10 started to make me laugh so hard, that people looked at me like I was crazy.

[@puertorrriquena]

I loved the stamp one. It's crazy watching the most recent one then watching this one and he's so much younger or maybe just seems that way...

[@AlwaysAPotterhead]

Also, Why did Sally drop her ice cream?- She was hit by a truck. Both jokes got me a visit to the school social worker in elementary school. Ah, anti-jokes. Got to thank my cousin for telling me those.

[@birthdayparadox6375]

A couple of repeats, Hank...Still awesome.

[@LarryTL]

Knock knock Who's there? Barbara. Go away! I don't know any Barbaras!

[@Mc_Vomit]

I lost it at "Cargo beep beep and run over ALLLL those ether bunnies" xD

[@DarkWolfFreak]

#37 was beautiful, even though I've heard it before. ^^;

[@1PulseDawg1]

I'm a fan of "I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar, my life is a joke!"

[@MrFaronheit]

Last night I lay in my bed, looking at the stars wondering, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

[@james-yb5zt]

I loved them all, but especially #8, #12, and #13.

[@BinaryArmorOnline]

Spontaneous elephant obsession

[@CorruptionAura]

I remember reading that set about elephants from an old old horrible joke book, oldies are awesome

[@beachgal18]

My little sister says "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Peas" "Peas who?" "Peas let me in."

[@terrimoore8879]

How can there be 450 thumbs down, this guy is hilarious!! And in a Paris Hilton no less!

[@MadCodex]

- Why did Annie fell off a swing? - I dont know. Why? - Because she has no arms! - Knock, knock! - Who's there? - Not Annie

[@amanda-n]

You are sooooo adorable, I squeed at the knock-knock jokes.