100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[@Rain.Mippet]

"it's like a statement only it ends like thisss?"

[@care623]

there are gifs all over the internet of various parts of this video, but the thing in here that stood out to me most, I have yet to see: Question: What's your favorite word? Answer: Together. He is a novellist. Words are his job. And yet he didn't pick some show-off-y word like prodigious or hamartia. Of all the words in the English language, the one he chose as his favorite was "together". Now isn't that something?

[@Bushwhacker-so4yk]

I’m surprised he didn’t just say ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.

[@oliviac5370]

"favorite pie?" "the mathematical constant kind." I CAN'T

[@Karreth]

The funny thing is that Hank just talks that fast normally.

[@haushinka502]

For those of you who don't recognize John's hero, it's a picture of David Foster Wallace (the guy who wrote Infinite Jest).

[@haushinka502]

No problem ;)

[@bethperry1771]

He also wrote the speech "This Is Water," arguably the best graduation commencement speech I've ever seen.

[@e.padgett9355]

Favorite kind of pie? the mathematical constant type... Who loves you baby? My mom? one thing you can't live without? Water so straight forward....

[@Derek_Read]

Q: "Worst President?" A: "Buchanan." Oh man, those were the days eh!

[@Beastimus]

November 2024 person here. You ain't seen nothing yet.

[@peterloch3333]

"Why do you sweat so much?" "It's haaaaahhhhhhht!"

[@speedstacker51]

When he said his favorite type of pie was the "mathematical constant type" I almost started crying.

[@MasonAtha]

I know! Tau is so much better!

[@Ariel-ps8je]

Mason Atha that was actually going to be my response but u beat me tau it

[@fairgwenevere5796]

Aspargus is his favorite vegetable because "he didn't spare-a-Gus"see what he did there

[@user-db9zp6mi5m]

Fair Gwenevere I do see what you did there

[@clairesaunders5694]

oof

[@jessica23claire]

the book came out 9 years ago but still...ow....

[@aidenthorpe3933]

Isn't it funny how John Green's favorite vegetable is asparagus but he couldn't spare a Gus

[@drpeppercowboy]

6 YEARS LATER AUGHH

[@jellybeanz4927]

Did anybody else Notice he had a black Santa in the Background?

[@NovelsRoses]

Yes!! Black Santa and the great white wall of cow! DFTBA!

[@douglasrau5094]

You had 39 seconds left!!! You could have gone for like 150!

[@Arlidh-meow]

I did the maths it John on average 1.86s to answer a question he stopped answering at 3:09 and therefore could have answered 22 more questions before going over the time limit.

[@jadetyra9136]

Thank you for this vital piece of information. God I love nerdfighters, DFTBA

[@graceannegasperson4029]

THAT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Indeed it was.

[@123melly321]

i am so overwhelmed right now... dunno what to do.

[@kickbuttwomanawesomeness3597]

Favorite pie John: the mathematical constant kind I'm gonna die from laughter

[@emilyfreas5768]

Making my way through the entirebacklog. Checking in in the comments on this journey from April 29, 2021

[@BFedie518]

We need another one of these with 150 questions

[@isavedhollywood7547]

10 years (and 29) days and still going strong 💪🏼. Way to go guys. 🌞 Thanks for the smiles.

[@abdullahenani9670]

I just wanna give John the biggest hug ever someday

[@sarahkessler1431]

i just discovered that you were one of the review author people on the hunger games so you obviously liked it...

[@lozzy992010]

This is almost 10 years old! I remember watching this when it first came out...

[@dragonsaddicted4126]

John Green is the best author ever.

[@PurpleBookwormGirl]

He's wearing mismatched argyle socks, worked at Steak and Shake, he prefers Joyce to Yeats, he likes asparagus, aaaaaaaaaand...he's just freaking awesome. So much love for John today :D

[@TheQueerTailor]

The Hank is a mass of incandescent gas a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is change into helium at the temperature of millions of degrees

[@anantkerur557]

Yaaaas, I can sing both of them in my head

[@notquiteneutral2590]

the hank is hot. the hank is not a place where we can live.

[@sheepphic]

"Worst president" has become a much less interesting question in recent years

[@zionj104]

I still say Wilson, always easier to get madder at the present

[@sheepphic]

@@zionj104 fair enough, honestly Wilson probably could compete with Trump

[@zionj104]

@@sheepphic Not very often you respond to a four-year-old comment and get a quick reply, lol

[@sheepphic]

@@zionj104 haha yeah I haven't watched the vlogbrothers in years so you reminded me to catch up too

[@nitheshbalasubramanian5845]

The 'Favorite Beatle" + "Favorite color" joke has been around for a while, huh.

[@snyderly]

I like how he's acting all out of breath when we all know he had breaks and multiple takes. Good play, John.

[@justaboutnothing4500]

I GOT A HANK GREEN AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO IT WAS AWESOME

[@ericveneto1593]

He should do this again

[@KianaMarie]

Anyone else notice: "I'm a hot mess." TFIOS Trailer: "We're a hot mess." COINCIDENCE? I think not.

[@bubbleonempirestide]

wow it's been eleven years since this video was posted but has anyone else just found out that john was 6''1

[@matthewcox4997]

The man is tall

[@trishalovesviolet]

"I'm a hot mess"

[@PhobeBarrymore]

No , it probably wasn't. It is a common saying.

[@kierstinthorn]

This was 2009😉

[@FexloGuitar]

Other way around, TFIOS line was a JG reference :)

[@VanshikaGulati]

I don't think TFIOS is eight years old just yet.

[@TheFallenFace]

this was the video that got me watching john and hank. it's nice to see it again.

[@ashlynngrissom2763]

I love that you quoted T.S. Eliot's last line from "The Hollow Men" because it is my favorite part of that poem. I know all poetry is subject to.. well ..subjecture, but I believe he is speaking about how humanity is generally very self-important. We believe that our lives are so important that for them to end it must be a grand finish. In reality, we are smaller than the smallest speck in the universe and our lives could end in a whimper and the universe would continue. I just thought I would share my thoughts on this old video.

[@Kasumi8779]

Wait, you forgot to answer this one: Would you like fries with that?

[@AlexB-sv3qm]

fave city Amsterdam~~~TFIOS... Anyone?

[@user-rd8xg2um4w]

Naturally

[@jrhauber]

this was posted in 2009, before TFIOS came out

[@rde212]

Villanox he did spend ten years writing it, to be fair

[@thomasbedenbaugh441]

David Foster Wallace as a hero? That's pretty cool John..long live nerdfighteria

[@devin_improductif6254]

my head hurts, so glad you guys clamed down ..... still love this tho

[@LittleSkittle53]

I never connected the dots that you were that John Green! Omg I feel like I've almost met you now! I have read and loved every single one of your books!!!!

[@chasesahchase]

There's a guy who goes to my church that's in the Marine's. His title is Major Payne...

[@LastDragonGirl]

I recognized that TFiOS quote at the end there...

[@SarahDarkhand]

Right, Amsterdam 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sheaelliott942]

Puff levels were pretty high in this! For good reason though, I couldn't imagine trying to do that. Kudos to you John, you have earned my respect yet again :) BEST WISHES and DFTBA

[@navyaawasthi7295]

Why did i not see this until now??? 10 years ago !!!??? DAMN. Still a gem.

[@yashsingh3562]

year 2020...still here... anyone here??? 🙁🙁🙁🗽

[@ariannawright7586]

+

[@matthewcox4997]

2021 baby

[@FatalBurnz]

I may have miscounted, but I got 98...

[@hannahmimiec8125]

So I was at my friends house and her mum was wearing a shirt which I thought was familiar but didn't think much of it but then it hit me... MY FRIENDS MUM OWNS JOHN GREENS WORST IMPULSE BUY. (she knows nothing)

[@annaslater11]

This video is how I found out about Kenyon. I graduated from Kenyon last year and I'm so happy with the path that has put me on. Plus I got to hang out with John like 3 times.

[@MuchBetterThanSoup]

This was the first vlogbrothers video I ever watched. Half way through 2008 now. There needs to be a documentary made about these two men.

[@Michelle-bu2bh]

I am also a fan of David Foster Wallace.

[@ryne5299]

That technically was 99 questions because he repeated the second to last one...

[@Marigaymemes]

president buchanan.... james buchanan james buchanan barens bucky barnes everything comes back to marvel in the end

[@clairesaunders5694]

indeed

[@emileeomberg9066]

You have NO IDEA how happy it made me to see that you wrote Paper Towns. I read it in Junior High and loved it. Then I forgot what it was called and was dismayed because if I can't remember the title, how will I find it and read it again? I recognized the cover when you held it up in this video and was reminded of how cool it is. It also made me look up your other works which I will probably seek out and read. Unless I forget, but I'm bookmarking the page so I should get to it eventually.

[@Fawksthephoenix1]

0:35 Awww! Henry looks a lot like he did when he was little! Such a cute baby John!

[@stefcisne]

who the hell didn't like the hunger games during this time honestly

[@truboo4268]

+Stefania Cisneros People who don't like children killing other children for the amusement of rich people.

[@sandradevries3907]

+Bryan Cotto This comment make me realise how strange it is that so many people liked it

[@stefcisne]

well

[@iagogabriel4651]

Sandra de Vries

[@katara314]

+Bryan Cotto I mean, liking a dramatic story with that topic isn't the same thing as liking children killing other children itself.

[@alecjira]

Worst president: buchanan. Lol. I'm pretty sure John's answer would've been different if he'd made this video after trump was elected

[@shyannethenirvanagrrl4261]

Freaking Nirvana freaking Nirvana yes yes

[@dispelll]

Margo! Totally the best.

[@liberalpsychonaut]

I love the t.s. elliot reference; "The Hollow Men" is my favorite poem by far.

[@josiesongstress]

#johngreenmindblow

[@milab9375]

MARIO?! Excuse me, but Link is INDEFINITELY better than Mario! And here's why, Mario is a, in the first game, is about 4 pixels tall AND 4 pixels wide, plumber, who runs around MURDERING mushroom people and abusing yoshis. ( i am sorry, but i honestly don't know how to spell that, get of my back, i'm 12) I know this because, in the manual, it gives a story. One that explains that the citizens of the mushroom kingdom were turned into objects INCLUDING, bricks. That's right, every time Mario smashes a brick, he's murdering one of the ppl he's trying to SAVE.AND GETTING MONEY FROM IT! He also PUNCHES the yoshis (still dont know how to spell that...) to make them do stuff. Link, however, is a KID who is saving Hyrule. He, without saying a word, has spoken to thousands of ppl. His selfless actions, and caring facial expressions say a thousand words. Don't believe me? I call to the stand Wind Waker, in which Link is NOT just some random kokiri boy who does what he does because fate says so, hes a small town (well, technically small ISLAND) boy who does what he does to save his SISTER, who was stolen by the Helmaroc King (whose boss battle was slightly underwhelming... well, at least the last part, you gotta admit, running around a room slowly filling with water, while hitting a giant bird with a hammer was pretty epic) His cartoony ( i'm not sure if that's a word or not, but it is now) appearance allows very expressive facial expressions, that show how honest and, just generaly good, his personality is. And his dedication to his family is simply touching, he is honestly trying SOOO very hard, to bring back his little sis to grandma. and that, in my opinion is more than Mario can EVER live up to. So, in all, i believe that link, because of his dedication to his family and acceptence of his kinda sucky fate is a better character than Mario. maybe you just like Mario because of his sentimental value, even more possibly you will never read this, it will just be a overwhelmingly long KZbin comment that no one will ever care about. But maybe, just maybe, someone will. And on the improbable hope that someone WILL read this, and the even MORE improbable hope someone will care. I give it my all, because that is the best I can do. Goodnight.

[@Cablev94]

Mario > Link

[@ellac6212]

Agreed! (you've been watching GT haven't you... :P)

[@flamingfuryforce4]

yes, the factual based evidence in this is correct, but there are obvious reasons for Mario to be considered better, which I'm sure John would said if he had enough time in the video.

[@user-rd8xg2um4w]

I agree... Have you watched the channel Cracked? Because they have a video confirming all of you anti Mario argument

[@shershahdrimighdelih]

In the game, you are Mario. His morals are your morals. In fact, it is possible to finish the entire game without punching anyone or stepping on a single moomba, or killing anyone, except for Bowser. As for the bricks, I haven't checked yet if it is possible to finish the game without breaking bricks, but that too might be possible. As an aside, if the people were converted to bricks, thet might have died just then, or there might be no way of converting them back. You can't kill something that's not alive

[@QuillOfEarth]

Nice to meet you, a hot mess.

[@TheatreDork87]

I'm Dad

[@marthastokeworth9956]

I sooooooooooooo love you now because of the Pi!!!!

[@Bearsca]

What about a "100 Answeres Questioned" video? You guys are AWESOME!

[@DoubleA1296]

I love this video so much...like legitimately

[@AnnaSophiaB]

Oh, my Goodness, toddler John and toddler Henry look EXACTLY the same. This is too adorable for words.

[@felix__93]

Just want to say 13 years later and the puff is still there. I don't think John will have to worry about going bald

[@Kbbrianne]

YESS!! That is the SECOND reference I have picked up in these videos!! I am sure of it!! John, Hank, YOU LISTEN TO THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!!! I AM SOO HAPPEEEEEE!!!! Yay :) High five for being older than you've ever been... because now you're even older...

[@senshtatulo]

Nice bookshelves. Who's your hero? (I don't recognize his picture.) Your Klingon phrases were recognizable. maj!

[@CourageousUmbrella]

And also, you say, I am a hot mess => The Fault in Our Stars!! I love old Vlogbrother videos!

[@devineyluchsinger1214]

THIS was my first ever Vlogbrotheres video back in the day.

[@39Punky]

After the "je vais à la bibliothèque" the "je pense que oui" ..my little French heart just melt again!

[@dorissaclaire]

Wow. I forget that 10 years ago when people said “the new trilogy” the actually meant the oldest trilogy.

[@kyleking3839]

They mean the PT not the OT

[@kerahinterland]

Yes, it is. Fantasia is a 1940 American animated film produced by Walt Disney and released by Walt Disney Productions. They have also made a sequel, Fantasia 2000, which is a 1999 American animated film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures.

[@levicornish6175]

"I am a hot mess." Same, John, same.

[@abhaysharma966]

That is really very old video i am watching because Hank and John are i guess most informative peoples ever born on earth, they are really very creative there contents are full of amazing ideas i love to see their great perception on different topics everything they say in their videos makes somewhat a very good sense, they are millionaire and doing a very good and exiting work i have read many of their blogs they are good writers as well That would be really great if i ever got chance to meet such persons its been a decade from this video got published and they are continuing there great work. Since a long time i am practicing to writing still i am far away from publishing my own book i am writing these things here because i guess that because this video is so old no one is gonna read this but if you read this than please tell me something about yourself and your ambitions i will love to know that.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

To answer Ella C from about 1 month ago, John answers "Whimper, not bang". It's a reference to T. S. Eliot's "Hollow Men".

[@MrSilvUr]

Always happy to help! DFTBA.

[@meghandegrace7925]

lmfao this is one of my favourite vlogbrothers videos for oh so many reasons :)

[@WenzelSays]

Worst president: Buchanan. Oh, simple simple 2009 John. If only you knew how much worse than Buchanan we could get.

[@aurias42]

I can confirm that that was indeed 100 questions. :3

[@jablair51]

It took me way too long to find this video

[@thedarkhands]

Thank you! I could never quite catch it. He was too busy trying to get in 100 questions that the ability to understand some things he said went out the window for me. =)

[@kayybarnes2538]

I love how he always adds "in your pants" It went perfect with the Little Pea xD

[@treefrogjohnson7514]

I smiled so much when he said his hero is David Foster Wallace.

[@tara.5986]

Yep.

[@MrSilvUr]

David Foster Wallace, novelist and writer of works such as The Broom of The System and Infinite Jest.

[@emmiemmiemmiemmie]

T.S. Elliot reference before the ten second mark? That's it. I'm subscribing.

[@WeirdKidification]

You are my favorite person alive.

[@fable84]

0:09 way to reference my favourite poem ever. Yay

[@ugottafriend4life]

Klingon made me belly laugh at 2:30 in the morning. Also, my brother does the same thing with Ketchup and even makes the same gluttonous noise - ha!

[@stitchlepuff8161]

Yeah! Cubs!

[@keelyparry3286]

FRENCH THE LLAMA! Man... I love being a nerdfighter.

[@MatthewJBRO]

Max Fightmaster is now a Staff Sargent.

[@sofiatamara609]

John you are amazing

[@Nerdfighter-px8gz]

2:55 So weird without glasses!!!

[@clairesaunders5694]

ye

[@StingRray13]

Smoothies are puréed with milk, yogurt or ice cream and according to Heinz ketchup (our standard) does not contain any of these.

[@Alliepac]

Just got the "whimper not bang" reference thxxx AP lit

[@EcceJack]

I'm exhausted even from simply listening to that much information (in only 3 min 10 sec!!), but it was awesome :D

[@TheOverCaste]

Fantasia (film), a 1940 animated musical film produced by Walt Disney Quote from wikipedia's "Fantasia" disambiguation page.