Is It Okay to Touch Mars?

[@flowstategaming-c2t]

Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars? Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.

[@tomasnones]

lol

[@sendosnu9814]

Sad but true

[@jakeweberzwier8655]

There is nothing subjective about the universe

[@ash_tray_6]

😂😂😂 made me lol

[@Gabahoe]

Made me laugh lol out loud

[@Baylorain]

“Where did you get that body” Me: *sweating* “The one you are in right now” Me: *relieved*

[@avnishbadoni1393]

😂😂😂

[@yahiaberair9578]

I got it from my daddy

[@pietponger4074]

Made me laugh made me smile

[@legendarywarrior7396]

@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.

[@swaglord5]

@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe

[@AlexisAlexander646]

Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.

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[@FareSkwareGamesFSG]

17:34 Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."

[@fundo3653]

That made me cry

[@clam1940]

He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯

[@clam1940]

Oh shit im late as fuck

[@mad3ub_]

Fr ​@@clam1940

[@defectpawn7194]

Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"

[@sqwertt8605]

“Mars rotates 2.7%slower” Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that

[@theyoshi202]

Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.

[@theyoshi202]

@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.

[@prashantbommareddy6793]

Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%

[@NotjustRian01]

Ez claps

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su- Wait. What the-?!

[@grantmarks7429]

Question: Can You Touch Mars? Michael: *You are Mars*

[@Kurachi84]

**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?

[@каркар-у5ц]

*you are dirt*

[@theitalianstallion973]

I want a mars Chan

[@ryanaugustine5940]

But the more important question is can Mars touch you?

[@somo4227]

@@animax2422 N I C E

[@D-Man_Jam]

_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_ *Then why do I still have acne*

[@oumardiop1]

do you still have it, its been a month

[@Sabinator3000]

it’s been a month, how ya doing?

[@humanleg8124]

And dermatitis?

[@debkalpapal2682]

Lmfao

[@debkalpapal2682]

Spelt as Limaffa-o

[@Alvaro-gt1si]

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"

[@quest-cequecesttonvisage]

we owe it at least that much

[@truthfeline805]

"You're just a really neat thing dirt does" thanks michael, I need that...

[@themattbat999]

i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.

[@friedchicken1]

@@themattbat999 probably both

[@themattbat999]

@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.

[@hoangduchai7356]

Michael: Is it okay to touch mars? Guy named Mars: SWEATS NERVOUSLY

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me

[@alfredfx0]

Michael, your tie is damn nice.

[@JakubLeliel]

The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52

[@Jaybiiird]

yep lol :-)

[@RyanJones-lv9dj]

I honestly want to know where he got it from It's very very nice

[@isaiah1065]

Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?

[@miskerwhiskers5965]

Y'all are tripping me the fuck out

[@blunts1988]

Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.

[@dipesh7512]

same

[@dax3m]

No One aems

[@attilapataki46]

i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P

[@goldeyepodcast2614]

Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass

[@ericandre6554]

Jalackoton what?

[@princefoxv]

Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck

[@NinjaFreeStar]

Same, I was fully taken aback 😢

[@pacingBlue]

Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..

[@Gumbocinno]

2016 doesn't even feel like that long ago. The older I get the quicker the years go by. It's fucked. Half of this year is just about over already.

[@josephblomstrand6348]

Same man same

[@engineeredarmy1152]

That was actually when I first watched Vsauce through this video

[@oyaoyaoya1009]

Video: Is it okay to touch Mars? Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky

[@davianscofield5893]

Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too

[@coffinfeeder7732]

Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.

[@14o1chan]

@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*

[@pauldh62]

Would those be Thread Worms?

[@allegrovivace6806]

XD

[@TheEpicRen]

“Only OG’s remember earth”

[@GammaFZ]

Nostalgia 100

[@derpy__7]

If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.

[@siddhantdeshpande4962]

The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔

[@rafi_sensei5421]

Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?

[@bunnymerlin]

@MadMaddox martians*

[@dripcat5940]

60 years from now memes will be like: "If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."

[@thetimelapseguy8]

It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.

[@inspirationmovemebrightly9627]

😳

[@torpuido4398]

@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”

[@josepha7157]

@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.

[@nafnist]

Here's the update: We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it. Elon lied.

[@gracecodd4378]

You just made me feel old

[@ginothevader6258]

**looks at watch** Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”

[@goned216]

you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C

[@redmptiondenied]

You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@goned216]

@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :) lol still, why does he look at the clock VSauce has no notion of time :o

[@海賊島のいい動画集]

Deja. He’s not acting like that at all

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

O R I S I T?

[@StoopidMonkey06]

That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.

[@JustSoCuteAri]

dude me too meaning of life speech

[@francoagosto2624]

I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern

[@mrburke1998]

pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you

[@LeTtRrZ]

Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.

[@kaylajude2453]

Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.

[@ProraptorGaming1]

Michael where did you get that tie?

[@ProraptorGaming1]

And what do you think about abortion?

[@st4ostudios773]

+Proraptor Gaming Why the hell does that matter?

[@holdenroberts6973]

Shane Osada did ya watch the video mate?

[@st4ostudios773]

+Holden Roberts I hadn't gotten to that part yet so the abortion part seemed unnecessary when I wrote that.

[@spookydan3813]

Shane Osada did you watch the video?

[@bluerobot7]

It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years. Vsauce theme+

[@TheDragonBallDubRemasters]

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[@GryphonSmith-mk6dv]

"Uploaded 7 months ago, bluerobot7, 7 years ago, after 7 years" lots of 7's

[@Lou-uj6my]

And your comment was 7 months ago.

[@HeDoMo3r]

​@@GryphonSmith-mk6dv, math magic in action!

[@donovanfn]

“Hey what’s your nationality?” “Martian” “Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”

[@navedhasan4632]

Marsian

[@corveii5820]

Martian*

[@donovanfn]

K I fixed it

[@donovanfn]

@@vukkraguljac2855 idk

[@saintiemon9293]

moonling

[@TheTrueXaver]

"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday

[@wealllovemerylstreep7037]

That's a good one!

[@bigboycaprisun1912]

TheTrueXaver same

[@CanadianBellator]

My mom made it

[@ShamblerDK]

No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.

[@CanadianBellator]

ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.

[@Christopherlidis]

If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?

[@edarksummie]

I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag. And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.

[@LetoZeth]

Cancer.

[@TheScoutGuyYTPs]

@LetoZeth you are cancer xd

[@salvinho9932]

The american

[@alexsiemers7898]

The United Nations flag.

[@street_pisser]

This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.

[@poncho.4127]

Watching a Vsauce video: - Let's go to Mars! - Why do I exist?

[@naturesbeast4634]

Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!

[@noxxi]

couldn't have said it better myself kudos to you, good sir

[@republicapopularchina580]

Just like James May.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

poncho. And that's why noodles aren't green.

[@matthiasschoumatthiasson7638]

poncho. O

[@loganmayo7516]

Did he just call me dirt

[@gabrielmaisonet2843]

you succ

[@_____._..--_]

*YES*

[@mateuszbugaj799]

*triggered*

[@wdvorak]

Technically, he called us all dirt.

[@fullestauto8912]

Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts

[@Dookiemunche]

You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent

[@vincentnicholson3946]

When you're a star, they just let you do it.

[@Joker-gs6cl]

+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.

[@idontbelieveinpenises1952]

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.

[@goambriz]

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent." Copycat.

[@stopmostu]

Kid named mars

[@brendanness]

This needs more likes

[@KevinAxe8]

Kid named Okay

[@Angel09009]

Insane😭

[@Netizpossible]

Kid named touch

[@theultagamer1295]

"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016

[@Drekromancer]

TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma

[@signmanstrr5577]

People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.

[@AbyssPriestess]

"Where are your fingers?"

[@parthiancapitalist2733]

TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"

[@Lothar445]

I got it from my daddy.

[@trevorfrancis3034]

“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?” Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.

[@idkanameforthis]

well im here you can share to me

[@rosesbloom324]

Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.

[@idkanameforthis]

@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some

[@Burn_Angel]

@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?

[@liamcastillo]

The End tho...

[@snapped1220]

Liam Castillo heavy shxt

[@luciano8528]

TwinCitiesApe yep haha

[@misterpuggers8220]

a7x?

[@BrianLovesYou]

It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.

[@not_vj]

Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel

[@dertyluck]

17:34 Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭

[@frogmantyla]

I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.

[@msbreezy8310]

Oof

[@cffeebear988]

I get bulled called dirt so I feel you

[@Dubby-vh2ke]

Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.

[@RoseOnFire]

F

[@A.A.V.]

Yo were you get that mask?

[@kams8759]

Micheal: *Where did you get body?* Me: **Scrambles out of house knowing that he's onto me**

[@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON]

~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy 🎶

[@lololol559]

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON Eeeee psy

[@kenns.3107]

YOU BETTER RUN HE WILL COME FOR YOU

[@tmrionetot7827]

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON yaaa

[@VikingBadass94]

No one runs from the Vsauce Not even Vsauce himself

[@makaruna7940]

3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes

[@cilency]

Okay, now you have me worried.

[@markg2861]

Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars

[@lifethrownoutofthewindow]

Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars.. ILLUMINATI IS HERE

[@luongmaihunggia]

VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months

[@ДмитрийМ-ц5м]

Yep, that's a fact spitting

[@tracychristenson177]

I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.

[@Socksshoesandhats]

I love that Michael never truly disproves anything, he always says "probably not" instead of "false".

[@ReadTheMango]

only a sith deals in absolutes

[@violett3520]

PAAAAWWNNNCH That statement is in itself, an absolute

[@Badgabr1]

Which makes it quite clear: yoda was a Sith

[@valence7959]

Does 1+1=3? Probably not

[@yoda5523]

Badgabr Not my line, that was.

[@jaiskreno]

0 minutes in: NO HUMANS HAVE TOUCHED MARS 1 minute in: WHAT WILL MARS FLAG LOOK LIKE 2 minutes in: EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIBERTY 4 minutes in: COLONISTS FROM MARS WANT TO TUNE IN TO LIVE EVENTS ON EARTH 5 minutes in: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOTY? 6 minutes in: YOU ARE DIRT 8 minutes in: YOU ARE 0.000 000 000 000 000 1% MARTIAN I love how he goes everywhere in his videos

[@JerichoUno]

"YOU ARE DIRT"

[@doubtedsike4582]

Konstantin Malaev everything except the question in the title

[@masatami]

Well, towards the end he explained some of the perspectives relating whether or not we should go to (and consequently touch) Mars, but we still need a definitive answer for that matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@riverjane1223]

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[@tblsaci]

Konstantin Malaev every molecule of air has been already breathed by everything that ever lived

[@condortheboss]

Nice that you talked about the "Mars" trilogy. I think that the book series has a very reality-bound explanation of the issues that would be faced by colonists of Mars. Thanks for the video.

[@Vsauce]

Yea, they are fantastic books!

[@vikram2760]

+Vsauce awesome and informative videos keep it up

[@camerontorres3872]

+Vsauce HI!

[@Deutherius]

Damn, for a second there I thought someone stole my account to post nice comments on youtube :D Nice

[@jordanm.5508]

Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)

[@bayappey]

Really? Are you going into space?

[@croissantsareaustrianactually]

How's your life going now

[@Messier42-handle]

@@bayappey aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff

[@WalengaLeo]

If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo

[@SJAutomotiveDesign]

Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.

[@strangeman5698]

@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president

[@tonionknight7472]

@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up

[@SJAutomotiveDesign]

@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.

[@pearcepackman2528]

Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light

[@SquirrelArtz]

Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.

[@hexx2211]

LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.

[@andreiteo6883]

Hexx The univers is more important though

[@jakes1714]

LowseOfficial No just dank memes

[@andreiteo6883]

Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes

[@andreiteo6883]

jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important

[@gergodenes6360]

Where did you get your tie?

[@fruit5003]

From his grandfather.

[@fryingpanstan4596]

Is that a joke because he actually asked that question in the video

[@fuekmailaifu2531]

Gergő Dénes Mars.

[@gergodenes6360]

It is a joke...

[@DavidJayIndie]

Reminds me of that journalist asking the women astronaut how she used tampons in zero gravity. Because that's what we all want to know, right? :v

[@invisible.spectra5809]

“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote

[@HakarDoski]

Is it ok to touch uranus ?

[@pikachu896]

e_e

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Hakar Doski lol

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Hakar Doski I see what you did there

[@alawi3246]

Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter

[@ragnkja]

When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.

[@lemon5501]

Video: can we touch Mars? Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis

[@creditsunknown7974]

_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*

[@ArcticArmy]

Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!

[@ghrtfhfgdfnfg]

Vsauce

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

ikr

[@4n4rch1st7]

Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway

[@BubblegumDog_]

Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?" Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars* Mars: "Dude, stop"

[@iloveamerica1966]

Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...

[@MSAWCartoonist]

im- *mars nO-*

[@rokujadotorupata4408]

mars: bro no homo

[@aristocat3012]

#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation

[@frenchfries4402]

also mars:dude i have coronavirus

[@adamperry835]

Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard

[@filipkohout4704]

Remember, not just a really neat thing that dirt does, you are a temporary really neat thing that dirt does :D

[@NiceGuyMatt_]

Michael: You are 0.0000000000001% martian Me: I'm a bit of a martian myself

[@GH29111]

Matei Grasu no

[@Turnibean]

That's what he said, yes.

[@GH29111]

Carl D. Bean no

[@Turnibean]

What?

[@thatkid1673]

Carl D. Bean you forgot 3 zeros

[@bernhardtrian7471]

Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans

[@hannibustoogfyrre6074]

Tahir Akkaya what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*

[@DetectiveDerpy]

+Hannibus 42 rip

[@kangasushi8929]

Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.

[@lowqualityshitposts8860]

New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty

[@just4skyrim]

Artificial gravity.

[@catfishhotdogtape9303]

Alien: I’m 50% kryptonian. Human: Oh yeah? Well I’m 0.0000000000000001 Martian!

[@thediscordfunnyhour987]

jason conner we gonna catch lunar aids

[@atulkishan3752]

You added an extra zero there of your own

[@MrTeddy12397]

1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!

[@thelastroman7791]

“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”. -Mark Watney

[@Guts-the-Berserker]

*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*

[@addie2203]

omg I remember that XD

[@kryster2987]

then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??

[@devicintron7837]

Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?

[@ThePhoenix561]

Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference

[@colourfulseal2595]

Haha, 8:45

[@arnauadell4824]

Michael: "Where did you get that body?" Me: Shit wait how does he know? Michael: "... the one you're in right now" Me: Oh haha yeah that one, silly me..

[@nise6699]

michael got us in the first half

[@-AdiKsOn-]

Hold up...

[@Robospy1]

This is an underrated comment

[@kingpizzarat8999]

Who said it had to be your body you are in

[@AndrewGMusician]

😂

[@labraskion6920]

Hey! Vsauce. Michael here... At least I hope. But, if hope, is the least.. Then what is the most? *music starts

[@matthewlewiscomposer]

Labraskion | that's how all Vsauce videos start.

[@matthewlewiscomposer]

Hey Vsauce. Micheal here, but am I really here? Or am I a dolphin? *music starts*

[@LolLol-cq4bh]

Labraskion Hey! Vsauce. Micheal here...or am I a banana, but what do bananas do? Then what is an ananab?

[@brennonstevens467]

Not You Never forget Harambe

[@deepblueyonderspage]

@ TIMYN: I wish I could like that a 1000 more times!

[@mrscrunklebot]

“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”

[@nezukochan471]

bruh

[@OmarHyari2009]

"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."

[@adonisparts1343]

Bill Clinton: this very well could be proof that extraterrestrial life once existed in our universe. The press: nice tie bro

[@coyraig8332]

To be fair, he was very superstitious

[@JayJayvanriel]

That is almost an insult

[@Pain-xw1rj]

Only *almost*

[@RBZ06LT6]

Bill Clinton is a rappist and a killer

[@jashipeanut9124]

leoaleromm A rappist?

[@Spacedust24]

"Ultimately Jupiter doesn't care if there are 7 billion humans or 7 trillion, the volcanoes of Io would continue erupting wether or not we write any more poems about love. If humans were wiped out today, the fundamental forces of the universe wouldn't change and distant galaxies would continue their journeys into the abyss, beyond the observable universe just as they already are and always will. What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out. " - Michael Stevens Best vsauce qoute ever

[@youtubeaccount9636]

"the"

[@kamilskiba9158]

No, the best vsauce quote is: "Your butt is magnificent." Vsauce - 2014

[@kelvinkiumi]

Vsauce and Kurzgesagt's videos always seem to create an exestential crisis in my mind. Great video as always.

[@sheisnotmyname]

Vsauce is better

[@1llvmi]

@@sheisnotmyname lets not start a pointless debate. both is good

[@kshittyyyy]

Kurzgesgat liars

[@YatinVadehra]

Kurzegesaqt is propoganda/ brainwashing/ agenda promotion by billionaires and TPTB

[@reginaldcampos5762]

@kshittyyyy they don't lie, they bend the truth to an extreme

[@michaelmellon6851]

I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq]

How is NG relevant?

[@olivercharles2930]

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq]

@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYbHlaxuh6yqpNU&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video

[@Vibinator]

took you quite a long time to realised it was 2016. CONFIRMED Micheal is a time traveller :)

[@pylonbuffering8523]

who is 'micheal'

[@Vibinator]

PylonBuffering thats vsauses name

[@pylonbuffering8523]

Vibinator who is 'vsause'

[@Vibinator]

PylonBuffering who is pylon?

[@pylonbuffering8523]

Vibinator what is reality??

[@TobiasBalk]

Why does Mars need a flag? Earth doesn't have a flag

[@firemonkey4379]

I feel like they should divide a certain area and make it the first state or country of Mars and make that the temporary flag of Mars since different countries in the distant future may try to occupy Mars as well.

[@Halo1138]

The first colony would essentially be everything. Once a Martian society forms, they may likely form countries or regions, states, provinces, stuff where flags can be useful again. A Martian flag like the one above would be very symbolic. I mean, it's the first flag for the first colony on the first planet inhabited other than Earth.

[@seniorpedro9654]

+Veritox Flag is a symbol.

[@user-us6nh5qy8q]

True

[@maurodavid6492]

Led Zeppelin symbols would be great for Mars. Oh, in orange colouring obviously.

[@luxurious0346]

Next episode: Is it ok to touch Uranus

[@Brumskin.]

Luxurious03 next episode Can we touch aliens..

[@itsayaz7275]

Himiko toga 😂

[@itsayaz7275]

Forza Ur anus

[@Platin_2004]

No

[@noelrabina8446]

😂😂😂

[@ej_makesvideos]

Earth 49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet” 5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*

[@MxPokirby]

Oh no... I just had this disturbing... "feeling"... There is very likely going to be a time where people hate others just for living on a different planet, isn't there? "Planetar-ism" is going to be a thing, isn't it? Damn it.

[@Whovian1029]

Pretty much the premise of CoD: Infinite Warfare

[@MxPokirby]

***** A vast, *_vast_* amount of Americans have immigrant ancestors, yet those same Americans I'm referring to still think everyone *_not born on their rock_* is a lesser being. Discrimination has little to nothing to do with what a person does/says. As long as people are still able to say "You're not me.", there will possibly always be problems. I don't think I'm "provoking" anything. Would that not mean I'm intending to cause a negative reaction with my words? Because that's hardly the case.

[@quasicroissant]

+Whovian1029 Also Gundam

[@BlueEyesWhiteTeddy]

+Owlsandwich you're so full of shit. People are hated for so many things that they cannot control.

[@MusicMakesMeFree213]

Did you just assume my planet of residence?

[@cosmospacer6966]

Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

Solo Hunter Ooh.

[@anders5611]

SpaceX*

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

Jacob Leiser O bby

[@frailty1288]

Bitmap Spelled it makes no sense Pronounced equals a like

[@Dylanzu]

LOL

[@noozledgames869]

I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence

[@SoapyBubbles]

same

[@kicks1124]

Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest

[@professoreisenoxid9882]

Somehow true :D

[@catsoften]

Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that

[@moreshittyplaylists4150]

Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because KZbin red is to epensive

[@SantiagoAbud]

Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.

[@iheartlreoy8134]

if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.

[@eTSu15]

IHEartLReoy true

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

summer all year

[@nickarya5660]

Try Florida

[@randomizednamme]

* southern California

[@GizmoFan1]

Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.

[@myrusEW]

Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.

[@milesscene3957]

Chris Legaspi You don't need to see everything, it doesn't matter when you are dead.

[@zzscopezzdesire5175]

Very deep my friend, I wish to see proof of extraterrestrial life in my lifetime then I will accept my death.

[@VluggeJapie59]

Chris Legaspi It always make me feel happy. It means that all our problems are insignificant. And all the time we fucked up meaningless.

[@yippee188]

Chris Legaspi that got deep fast and now you got me thinking

[@yippee188]

ZzScopezZ DeSiRe same

[@nowfelmostafa4456]

Thousands of years of human evolution and yet I still consider myself lucky to have existed in the same era...decades...years where Michael exists

[@bobbybower9405]

But you didn't evolve

[@bobbybower9405]

@@trollrat2828 yes your right I've only recently emerged from my mothers flat earth religious extremism Internet cult I'm 14 you see

[@LucasIsHereYT]

@@bobbybower9405 I once was like you, indoctrinated into a religious mindset. I'm glad to see someone escape, welcome.

[@technus147]

@@trollrat2828 he said you, maybe hes insulting the guy?

[@Neptune_16]

Yes😩 like these facts are so useful and interesting like teaching but make it fun but jot rlly idk

[@thepilotman5378]

Watching this in 2024 is so relaxing. Although now i doubt we're going to mars in this century 😭

[@tariqrahim223]

"The volcanoes of Io will continue erupting, whether or not we write any more poems about love." - Michael Stevens

[@aristocat3012]

hol up

[@seedplanter7173]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLRkGaNgdqdfs0

[@aristocat3012]

@@wolfgangcryso7864 r/ihadastoke brother?

[@birkoffhimura4607]

As I was scrolling throught comments, the video got exactly to this point as I was reading your comment he was saying it.

[@chiefrey3623]

*Hey Vsauce* *Michael here !!* Feels so fuckin nice to hear

[@juffmanbob3871]

Genji Shimada if you remove the "it" it rhymes :)

[@arjunkohlimagic284]

Genji Shimada true

[@chitranchakrabortty]

I know right, so many Vsauce videos, I'm happy as can be

[@nano7586]

Lol yeah, I love when he says that. And as always, thanks for watching.

[@jmthecreator7556]

ikr

[@gonzalogutierrez510]

"Where do you get that body?" Oh Michael, stop it 🙈

[@viktorija6731]

LMAO HHAHAHAAA

[@SpikeyBagel]

:)

[@skkdkdkd4552]

OMG! #LMAO

[@stwrt9042]

Skkd # ??

[@E1zzzZ]

*blushes* O-oh stahp ittttt...

[@LukeKelly-alt]

6 years to 2030 can’t wait lol

[@dominicdimartino5005]

The end hit me so hard. I'm not even gonna lie, I kinda teared up. Life is so precious and we, as a species, have little to regard for any other life. And that's sad. Its so depressing.

[@dominicdimartino5005]

Y0uEnj0yMyself You're right, but I think a nuclear war would make parts of the planet inhabitable. But eventually, life would be able to thrive in those areas again. Over a period of time though.

[@dominicdimartino5005]

90ItsYaBoii90 I'm sorry that I actually see value in living beings. We are ruining our planet every day. Sooner or later, we won't be able to live here anymore. And once that happens, its either let our species die out, or find a new home.

[@DefeatLust]

His endings are always fucked up. They hit you in a certain way that's just, "yo... Fuck Vsauce... Damn.."

[@dominicdimartino5005]

JoMomma239 Yes but I love them lol

[@DefeatLust]

Dominic Dimartino Definitley brother

[@reetasingh1679]

Mars : I'm wet. NASA: I'm coming.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

lol

[@billyaap7281]

Reeta Singh fuck u

[@joshiek9534]

Reeta Singh bcxbsb cn

[@joshiek9534]

Nikki Johnson bybybyyu

[@kevkev3664]

Make a shirt now!

[@skillfulfighter23]

My mother also said I was dirt

[@onni3090]

skillfulfighter23 your mother said i was dirty too...

[@stonecat676]

Does your mother know I eat dirt for breakfast?

[@zachary1077]

i fap to dirt

[@seepoowoop]

skillfulfighter23 she meant it

[@TheGabrielPT]

Magic Boss ok stop.

[@that_guy7775]

watching this in 2023 thinking 7 years is not gonna do it

[@JustinOpinionChannel]

Michael: "It takes months to travel between Earth and Mars" Christopher Columbus: "Yeah, that would really be a drag"

[@bluntslt8023]

Justin Opinion really bro ? Atleast it’s not years and shit a few months we could handle to be in a brand new planet

[@dingdonghello1754]

@@bluntslt8023 wdym really bro? Did he say something? I feel that he just made a joke that connected to chris

[@bluntslt8023]

TheOrionGalaxy no cuz he’s saying it would be a drag because it’s a couple months. Atleast it’s not freaking years you feel me

[@dingdonghello1754]

That's the joke He's supposed to be sarcastic lol

[@bluntslt8023]

TheOrionGalaxy you two both are the focking joke mon don’t @ me

[@seansullivan6176]

Me on Mars: *Touch* Security Officer: Do I have to follow you around all day.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

"DON'T TOUCHA DA CHILDE!" - God, probably

[@Girl10112]

This sounds like a great story

[@benh1496]

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN K E V I N

[@Memo-ut4tg]

Spongebob reference

[@seriousbismuth2173]

_Jeffry Jellyfish_ didn't kill himself.

[@mlynnbutler3691]

is our goal galactic conquest? are we the aliens from our own movies?

[@friendlyneighborhoodsternr3449]

M Lynn Butler Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

[@mlynnbutler3691]

hello?

[@bruhtonbruhkkinson6848]

+M Lynn Butler Of course! They're xenos scum and must die! jks we should be observant with at most satellites launched into it's orbit and only help life when it's struggling.

[@mlynnbutler3691]

The Addict Of Gaming shouldn't you be dogging for ham scraps somewhere?

[@sagittariusa9279]

@M Lynn Butler What's wrong with his comment?

[@LordMoku]

Michael: "What would Mars' flag look like?" Me: "... What does EARTH'S flag look like?"

[@griffinshorts785]

That’s a good question 🤔

[@abdullahmughal123]

are we the aliens that will conquer mars

[@corbin5414]

Abdullah Pervaiz. I never thought about that

[@yippee188]

Abdullah Pervaiz omg i'mma alian

[@katmintgi]

*brain explodes*

[@chelstoncontent]

Madison Welch same lol

[@georgeallee16]

or are we dancers

[@tadpole53]

"Lemme ask you something, where did you get that body?" *Looks back at bloodied closet doors* "That body you're in right now." "Oh, AHAHA, I DUNNO MICHAEL, TELL ME"

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

That's a Ded joke.

[@MrsStarfisch]

I was going through the exact same scenario hahaha

[@epicstimulus282]

Hahahaha

[@pyroflame04]

I stole mine

[@nowifi8063]

What?

[@Nekodev]

Way to make me question the existence of everything again

[@mutzbauer]

Yeah that got really existential at the end haha

[@undead890]

It ain't a Vsauce episode unless you question everything you thought you knew by the end.

[@sukhmandeepvirdi]

I felt the same

[@messi-rw4si]

Gordan Ramsey coming just under 5 min chef lol

[@mykasikna]

Gordan Ramsey

[@PowerScissor]

I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion. I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time. Now that's all I'm thinking about.

[@syedraza2325]

"You are a temporary arrangement of stuff", That is Michael's way of saying "People do change"

[@lastfirst5689]

... and it's not surprising news

[@syedraza2325]

@Josef H. i couldnt agree more

[@Ropsuguy]

"How did you get that body you're in right now" I grew it myself, thank you.

[@johnsanchez5146]

Spookki that's super ominous I hate it thank you

[@Ropsuguy]

You elected me.

[@carlosmontenegro1927]

no your parents did too

[@c0niine]

No your parents did.

[@Ropsuguy]

No. they kickstarted me being able sustain myself. therefore i grew myself but they planted the seed.

[@BalezinD]

I'm literally amazed by the qaulity of video materials you create. It's just beyond any words. Great work.

[@chaoticwho6285]

Дмитрий Балезин yea

[@FatAmericanMantittys]

Liz Draws TM lol 😆

[@FatAmericanMantittys]

Jaro Ralph ty Che blyad???

[@blingames1163]

You could say “Oy blin! This is good video! Mama! Get the kompot!” I am Slav.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

cyka blyat

[@LiamsPlushStudio]

It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode

[@jimcanterak7349]

"Alien nano-bacteria don't wear ties." HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MICHAEL

[@yellobanana6456]

He knows everything

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

LMAO

[@Jimmysage3273]

Plumbers don’t wear ties either avgn

[@Shampoid]

michael watches memes did you just assume that he doesnt watch memes because hes popular

[@doomshroom8166]

@@yellobanana6456 or does he?

[@mibbleschmipse1056]

"[People are] a really neat thing that dirt does" -Michael

[@eiad1251]

Slander.

[@eiad1251]

Delete this.

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

Do not delete this.

[@tomziv321]

Eiad iiiii

[@tomziv321]

Eiad I like like

[@goldplate3498]

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us we own at least that much." Vsause Michael Best quote ever. Keep making great videos!

[@FennKitFox]

Yeah

[@rayy1108]

Such a great way to end a video

[@timbroski4487]

Small correction that changes quite a lot: in the last sentence he says "we owe it at least that much" I agree that it's a great quote though

[@rhysegan7500]

Only if mars gives you consent, guys.

[@Ebilbacon88]

That shit got really deep at the end holy fuck

[@toucaninterieur8011]

-What is my purpose as a life form in the universe ? -You pass butter. -Oh my god...

[@ishand8209]

RICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYY

[@toucaninterieur8011]

Ishan Dwivedi Got that right ! Wubba lubba dub dub !

[@natalieportmanfanbundlepla6060]

Ahuratchek welcome to the club

[@jipsels]

yea, welcome to the club pal.

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

Wow XD

[@PaldBenis]

im actually in a really good position to maybe be able to go to Mars. I'm currently becoming an astronautical engineer and am really interested in working with spacecraft at NASA or similar, and astronauts are usually selected from groups of people in my position. By the time I'm well into my career it should be about time for us to begin missions. I fit the physical requirements perfectly. I'm hyped yo, remember this comment.

[@aquamarinedream8304]

WCPMachines pfffft.

[@StoopidMonkey06]

Nice

[@austinmoser5056]

WCPMachines good luck

[@natehicks8000]

go for it, dude!

[@zacthomas3338]

What a quote from one of the first Martians "I'm hyped yo"

[@PhoenixRBLX-YT]

Imagine someone being born on Mars somewhere in the future and saying they are old... it just feels odd.