Wacky War Tactics in a Nutshell

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BlueJay

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@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 4 ай бұрын
Howdy there you dazzling little devils, if it tickles your fancy consider joining my Patreon! www.patreon.com/bluejayyt Or if you're feeling extra risqué, come chat with me in my Discord! discord.com/invite/KvUA6jRgTy Cheers!
@chicagotypewriter2094
@chicagotypewriter2094 3 жыл бұрын
There was also that time when the Soviets mined Finland during the Winter War. The bombs they used were triggered by radio on a certain chord. But the Finns didn't have sophisticated equipment to disarm bombs, so they played Sakkijjarven Polkka over and over, on as many fucking frequencies they could. It genuinely worked.
@ogithechamp5181
@ogithechamp5181 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking around a minefield with a fucking radio
@michealdrake3421
@michealdrake3421 2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing imagining Soviets stationed in Finland going apeshit because every radio frequency is jammed with Finnish polka and nobody can talk to each other until all the mines they just laid have gone off. I'm sure that's not how it played out, but it's a hilarious image.
@joelsirola5440
@joelsirola5440 2 жыл бұрын
ofcourse it did, Säkkijärven polkka is a very good song, and also probably made the russian's ears bleed lol
@スノーハッピー
@スノーハッピー 2 жыл бұрын
Small correction? Additional note I guess? Säkkijärven polkka didn't trigger the mines, but was used to interfere with the frequencies the Soviets used to detonate the mines. They did this continuously for 5 months until the batteries in the mines were sure to be depleted.
@Yokosumari23
@Yokosumari23 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the inspiration to "Mars Attacks!"
@Huszti89
@Huszti89 3 жыл бұрын
To add to the homing pigeon bit: Homing Pigeons were actually used so much by both sides that they're still the most decorated species with the most military honors despite not being used anymore since WW2. Also both sides started breeding and training Peregrine Falcons to intercept enemy pigeons
@Saurophaganax1931
@Saurophaganax1931 3 жыл бұрын
It's adorable that both sides started handing out tiny medals to their pigeons.
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 жыл бұрын
That's cool as hell
@robbieaulia6462
@robbieaulia6462 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saurophaganax1931 I hear by, lieutenant pigeon, grant you the victorian cross for your honor and duty.
@jolioding_2253
@jolioding_2253 3 жыл бұрын
@@robbieaulia6462 hey just in case you dont know, because you might still be learning english, it's "hereby" not "hear by". Pronounced the same but spelled differently and has a different mean
@terrancat
@terrancat 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting BF1 flashbacks.
@Skatr
@Skatr 3 жыл бұрын
“You can prove them wrong any day now, dad” now has me in a laughably depressed emotion
@MesaperProductions
@MesaperProductions 3 жыл бұрын
I was like "WOW, the brutal self-own. Those are rare!"
@kennethdarron4852
@kennethdarron4852 3 жыл бұрын
Hit me right in the feels. Still laughed though…
@adamkrim8867
@adamkrim8867 3 жыл бұрын
I hear that. I feel the same way, except I hope mine killed himself 😂
@lornbaker1083
@lornbaker1083 2 жыл бұрын
There is a crisis across the modern developed world of absentee fathers. Something that sadly is overlooked by practically every Modern Nation in western civilization
@narrowstone5363
@narrowstone5363 2 жыл бұрын
@@whalefall413 i can't imagine what else he put you guys through, but I'm glad y'all are at least safe, hope you guys are doing alright
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 3 жыл бұрын
My granddad smuggled weapons for the resistance in Denmark. One day he went to pick up some in another town that he was going to hide in a violin case, when he was at the train station with his violin case a German officer stopped him to inspect the case and he had actually brought his violin so he took it out and played him a a song that the German enjoyed, then he went to pick up the weapons at the other town and had planned his trip so the same officer would be there when he got home. So when he left the train at the station that officer stopped the soldiers going to inspect him and told then that he already knew that he just had a violin in there, not knowing that my granddad was carrying SMG parts in the case.
@Notebookbeans
@Notebookbeans 2 жыл бұрын
Neat I read the entire thing and very sneaky he was.
@christopherroa9781
@christopherroa9781 2 жыл бұрын
Damn that's gangster, the Danish resistance was up against some terrible odds 🎻
@chrissmith3587
@chrissmith3587 2 жыл бұрын
Really good thing he didn’t want to hear another song
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 2 жыл бұрын
How did he get the violin back?
@tom23421
@tom23421 2 жыл бұрын
@@alkaholic4848 He carries in a gun case.
@craigstephenson7676
@craigstephenson7676 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you quoted Dieter F. Uchtdorf like people actually know who he is
@mckayformica3510
@mckayformica3510 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this is such a boss move
@jacobpatton969
@jacobpatton969 3 жыл бұрын
But those who do know who he is got hyped
@Teacko
@Teacko 3 жыл бұрын
I came to comment section to see if anyone else knew who he was. This is the second time I’ve seen a LDS leader quoted outside the context of the church (first time being James E Faust on criminal minds) Is blue Jay LDS?
@tylerosborn7596
@tylerosborn7596 3 жыл бұрын
I too was hyped and confused
@TThom-vb6wq
@TThom-vb6wq 3 жыл бұрын
Hyped then confused.
@EdgySniper497
@EdgySniper497 3 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most, he returned
@prototypeinheritance515
@prototypeinheritance515 3 жыл бұрын
but not his dad
@svenci6441
@svenci6441 3 жыл бұрын
@@prototypeinheritance515 😩
@Elleoaqua
@Elleoaqua 3 жыл бұрын
Arthur?
@coolbreeze6198
@coolbreeze6198 3 жыл бұрын
Classic line👍😎🙏
@feelincrispy7053
@feelincrispy7053 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what?! Sam O’nella returned? Oh ohh ohhhh you meant blue jay. I guess it’ll do 😒
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
CORRECTION: As some have pointed out, Bob the Builder is in fact British, not American. Honestly when I was writing that line I didn't think to google Bob's nationality, my silly Americentric brain just assumed all the great things came from America. But Bob is a point for the Brits, you win this round, but just know I'm throwing out all my tea now.
@21mushroomcupcakes33
@21mushroomcupcakes33 3 жыл бұрын
Next time, be a dear and balance your volume. It's hard to enjoy your videos when they keep screaming every minute. Trust me, my TV is already set at the volume that I want.
@siege69
@siege69 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to know your back at it
@alecanderson8399
@alecanderson8399 3 жыл бұрын
I love your content. Keep it up!!!
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@21mushroomcupcakes33 Could you be more specific about points where you thought audio was unbalanced? I appreciate the feedback!
@harisjutt69
@harisjutt69 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT He's being a bitch mate don't worry
@lionljb
@lionljb 3 жыл бұрын
A tale in my City (actually not to far from Rothenburg) says that when it got besieged in 1379 they were about to be starved out. But in a last desperate attempt they packed together all the dough they had, to bake things looking like a round W (maybe representing a ass to mock the besiegers). The citizens started throwing it at the enemy, laughing and taunting them while the obese Mayors wife showed the besiegers (I'm not kidding) her arse. The attackers were demoralized by that, as like intended they thought the city had tons of supplies, since they can just throw it at them, and left. So yeah it worked
@vincenttt8289
@vincenttt8289 3 жыл бұрын
so who was obese? the mayor or the wife?
@lionljb
@lionljb 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincenttt8289 the wife
@gengis737
@gengis737 2 жыл бұрын
Same tale in French city of Carcassonne. When besieged by Carolus Magnus army, the lady of the town ordered all the remaining wheat to be given to a pig, then sent the pig other the wall to the besiegers to mock their attempt to starve the city. The Emperor released the siege.
@michealdrake3421
@michealdrake3421 2 жыл бұрын
I roll to bluff the enemy army...
@SupersuMC
@SupersuMC 2 жыл бұрын
@@michealdrake3421 Nat 20!
@iamnadexey
@iamnadexey 2 жыл бұрын
1:30 You forgot my favorite detail, the HMS Carmania was _also_ disguised as the Cap Trafalgar. So each showed up and basically went "huh". Also, each ship was only armed with relatively small guns, so their battle was something along the lines of two whales doing acrobatics in molasses.
@cfgeneric7677
@cfgeneric7677 2 жыл бұрын
It was confirmed to be false
@underthependulum3484
@underthependulum3484 2 жыл бұрын
​@@cfgeneric7677 "It was confirmed" Source: Trust me bro.
@williamerwin7094
@williamerwin7094 2 жыл бұрын
@@underthependulum3484 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Cap_Trafalgar
@underthependulum3484
@underthependulum3484 Жыл бұрын
@williamerwin7094 Thanks, I can totally be cool with being wrong, I just like when people actually backup what they say.
@williamerwin7094
@williamerwin7094 Жыл бұрын
​@@underthependulum3484It's all good.
@vanexai
@vanexai 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite wacky war tactics has to be Dazzle camouflage. For those that don't know what Dazzle camo is a ship camouflage invented back in World War I by the British, which consists of painting a ship with optical illusions made of contrasting colors so it would be hard for the enemy to know the ship's range, speed, and heading. Awesome vid btw, glad the king has returned
@Gamerguy826
@Gamerguy826 2 жыл бұрын
They hired artists to come to come up with new Dazzle camo schemes too. As weird as they were, they worked and were important in the development of modern camouflage.
@reginabillotti
@reginabillotti 3 жыл бұрын
During WWII, some US military leaders proposed equipping bats with incendiary devices and letting them loose over Japanese cities, in the hopes that they would take shelter in wooden structures and cause fires. The thinking is that they would be more unpredictable than a typical bombing campaign and harder to defend against.
@JohnSmith-oe5rx
@JohnSmith-oe5rx 3 жыл бұрын
They also tested it as far as i know and it ended up being quite effective..
@phredphlintstone6455
@phredphlintstone6455 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't used though, only tested
@TheMyrmo
@TheMyrmo 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-oe5rx Burned down the entire testing facility, as I recollect.
@fanbuoy9234
@fanbuoy9234 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that's pretty much what Olga of Kiev is said to have done, to legendary effect
@Elleoaqua
@Elleoaqua 3 жыл бұрын
Odd story. Thanks. Never heard that
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 3 жыл бұрын
The thing about the trained sealions: They still use them. Only now a'days its for hunting sea mines (as water-doges do not set off magnetic influence detonators), and using them as aquatic attack-dogs in defending harbors against hostile divers. ... (And, yes, my avatar is a sealion critter. Which may or may not have anything to do with me knowing this bit of trivia)
@Khajiidaro
@Khajiidaro 3 жыл бұрын
The USA has employeed dolphins aswell for research purposes since they are as smart as humans but are much better swimmers, plus sharks seem to not lile dolphins for some reason. Might be because dolphins ejaculate with the force of a shotgun blast and will fuck almost anything while horny, but idk maybe sharks just don't lile dolphins.
@DeuxisWasTaken
@DeuxisWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
@@Khajiidaro dolphins devised a brilliant method of ensuring sharks leave them alone by being absolute assholes to them any time they get the chance. They ram them with enough force to cause internal injuries.
@tootat132
@tootat132 3 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome, thanks for the fun fact
@ObviouslyASMR
@ObviouslyASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Dang this is a really good video man! Interesting, funny, high quality; you'll definitely go far if you keep it up I'm tellin ya
@njetmolotoff9056
@njetmolotoff9056 3 жыл бұрын
You should check out Sam o nella
@natesturm448
@natesturm448 2 жыл бұрын
I actually used to live next to a dude who had a Pigeon coop back in the 90's. Loved going over there and seeing the birbs. Got to go into his house one day and I seen his military stuff. Dude actually jumped into the field with a pigeon strapped to him. And he even still had a sock that had a hole cut in it and a little name tape sewn on. "Larry again". Every last one his pigeons were named Larry. Larry the fuckin' legend.
@toastyturtle1767
@toastyturtle1767 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, was really hoping that you'd discuss the M1 anti-tank rock. Yes, the US wanted to hit tanks with rocks.
@algirdas25pl31
@algirdas25pl31 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me ?
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 3 жыл бұрын
@@algirdas25pl31 The Americans tested out if a rock could be used to stop a tank by jamming it between the tread and the wheels of a tank. The studies concluded that no, anything small enough for a soldier to use was not going to be big enough and strong enough to do anything. This was before they got into WW2. Although things like that were more effective against Japanese tanks. A water canteen could be used to jam the turret on some Japanese tanks.
@hamstsorkxxor
@hamstsorkxxor 3 жыл бұрын
@@ptonpc And the Finns used to ram logs into the treads of Russian tanks during ww2. It worked surprisingly well!
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 3 жыл бұрын
@@hamstsorkxxor Agreed. From what I remember, it was more a case of the Americans saying "Can the rock thing work? Let's try it. Nope." I'm sure The Chieftain did a segment about it on one of his Q&A videos.
@bobmcbob49
@bobmcbob49 3 жыл бұрын
@@ptonpc Japanese tanks did have free-floating turrets on them, which is why they were so easy to jam. But rocks did ruin the tracks of churchills the first time they saw combat.
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the plan to train seagulls to point out periscopes worked okay! They sailed dummy periscopes up and down the Firth of Forth (as I recall) with food attached. The seagulls learned that a periscope meant free lunch and swarmed in vast numbers each time. They didn’t stop when you removed the food, so from the shore you just watched for flocks of gulls diving the surface and you knew exactly where every enemy submarine was. (However, they also came up with “indicator loops”: lengths of cable on the seabed which caused an induced current when a magnet (submarine) passed over, detected by a galvanometer ashore, so Edinburgh seagulls stopped getting free lunches and have been diving tourists with pokes of chips ever since.)
@SupersuMC
@SupersuMC 2 жыл бұрын
Blast it, so that's how the whole thing started!
@mailsumansanyal
@mailsumansanyal Жыл бұрын
wow!
@the_tactician9858
@the_tactician9858 Жыл бұрын
Aah, Pavlov at work I see...
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen Жыл бұрын
@@the_tactician9858 (I am not pretending expertise - which I don't have - but I suspect flight towards an expected food source would be seen as a voluntary behaviour, and that this would be operant rather than classical conditioning; maybe more Thorndike or Skinner than Pavlov?)
@baliablerock5771
@baliablerock5771 3 жыл бұрын
Mark my words... the algorithm WILL bless this man
@A_Salty_Fishe
@A_Salty_Fishe 3 жыл бұрын
It's happening my friend
@nandinhocunha440
@nandinhocunha440 3 жыл бұрын
He did
@Septimus_ii
@Septimus_ii 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@justanotherguy1122
@justanotherguy1122 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, it did.
@tomdayley7670
@tomdayley7670 3 жыл бұрын
The Uchdorf quote was the last thing I would have expected in a military tactics video. What a wacky world.
@jacobwilkins8769
@jacobwilkins8769 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr just totally out of the blue
@hitmissairsoft6068
@hitmissairsoft6068 11 ай бұрын
All the LDS people going. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
@TheMRfoxythepirate
@TheMRfoxythepirate 3 жыл бұрын
I have no clue how I got here but I’m already loving the content
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
Pop a squat, stay for a while ;)
@madmanmax120
@madmanmax120 3 жыл бұрын
Don't take this the wrong way, but with channels like yours I keep forgetting you exist. So when I see a video in my sub box my initial reaction is "what's this and how did it get here?", but then I see who made it and I get amped out of my mind. Haven't watched anything of yours since the last video but you get me all excited all the same when I do see it. Keep up the great quality :D
@mabus4910
@mabus4910 2 жыл бұрын
When the Persian king, Cambyses II, invaded Ancient Egypt, he ordered his troops to carry cats. The Egyptians of course were afraid to hurt the cats and lost.
@adissentingopinion848
@adissentingopinion848 3 жыл бұрын
You should have mentioned the first tabletop wargames held by a bunch of British girls that developed tactics that *actually* worked against U-boats. They literally were developing meta strategies to U-boat tactics and new technology. They're the WATU of the British Royal Navy.
@Oozern
@Oozern 3 жыл бұрын
WOOHOO BLUEJAYS WEEKLY UPLOADS HAS STARTED!!!
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ya! Or like, monthly! haha! maybe yearly! Ha...
@gormauslander
@gormauslander 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 The jokes write themselves, but the delivery is everything
@juandeleon1529
@juandeleon1529 3 жыл бұрын
I’m happy because I see the potential of growth in your channel and it looks like you’ll have millions of subs if you keep it up
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
That’d be actually insane
@rrb396
@rrb396 3 жыл бұрын
Informative and hilarious. Came across the dumbest Russian voyage video an hour ago, and have already watched every other thing he has uploaded. Can't wait to watch this channel grow.
@duncanreeves225
@duncanreeves225 3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the murder part of Dieter F Uchtdorf's quote 🤣
@colefreer
@colefreer 3 жыл бұрын
the dieter f. uchtdorf quote really killed me
@funny-video-YouTube-channel
@funny-video-YouTube-channel 3 жыл бұрын
You and what pigeons ??? Good comeback line to any insult.
@Liveium
@Liveium 3 жыл бұрын
I have had a void in my heart ever since Salmonella Academy disappeared. This provides me with the energy I needed. Thank you. Subbed!
@chicagotypewriter2094
@chicagotypewriter2094 2 жыл бұрын
He's back. Love both channels!
@qpSubZeroqp
@qpSubZeroqp 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 I felt that
@tyler89557
@tyler89557 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at "shit on the periscopes" God, I have the mind of a grade schooler.
@adams13245
@adams13245 3 жыл бұрын
Or a British admiralty scientist.
@jeg5gom
@jeg5gom 3 жыл бұрын
I've been forced to pretty much go frame-by-frame of your videos to ensure I don't miss a single side-splitting detail of your fast paced hilarity (i.e. at 1:31, the teeth. Gotta love the teeth!!!). Thank you and keep rocking :D
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 2 жыл бұрын
Just to add something about the Cap Trafalgar VS the Carmania, that both ships had been outfitted with guns as Merchant Raiders. Both of them had been outfitted with heavy guns, but obviously being passenger ships, had no armour. As a result, the fight between them was brutal in the extreme, with both ships just pounding away at one another with artillery and machine guns, causing horrific casualties and massive fires on both ships, which the surviving crew had no chance of putting out. Really, this was one of those fights where No One won in the end
@Die4Gesichter
@Die4Gesichter Жыл бұрын
5:08 PERFECT comedic delivery
@aptspire
@aptspire 3 жыл бұрын
WWII Britain: so we can magnetize the mine before sticking it to the German ship, but how will we delay the detonator? -well, the peppermint lasts exactly 1 hour in water. -We'll have to protect the arming device against water, a condom should do the trick." And that's how the surrounding region ran out of candy and condoms. And some German ships were sunk by magnetic mines.
@richardsawyer5428
@richardsawyer5428 2 жыл бұрын
Condoms were used by COPPists (a group that became part of the SBS) to waterproof kit such as signalling torches used in convert beach surveys. The RAF were famous in their use of contraceptives; put them over aeroplane cannons as "protection" to ensure that Jerry gets a proper seeing to.
@jasonhenry8067
@jasonhenry8067 2 жыл бұрын
Condoms have been used by troops to keep their gear/equipment dry pretty much since they were mass produced.
@RandomGuy0400
@RandomGuy0400 2 жыл бұрын
I read in a psychology textbook once that a guy named skinner wanted to help the us military during world war 2, so he devised pigeon guided missiles: the pigeons sat in a sort of "command center", with gold electrodes on their beaks. A screen in front of them would show the outside of the ship. They were trained to recognize enemy vessels on the screen and peck at them, which would fire a missile when the electrode contacted the screen. They'd also occasionally receive a treat to reinforce the behavior.
@Dcook85
@Dcook85 2 жыл бұрын
4:10 I cannot even fathom the confusion the pigeons must have had during all this.
@SecretSquirrelFun
@SecretSquirrelFun 2 жыл бұрын
NOT at all “a lacklustre combination of the two” …. Listen to me!! (Are you listening?) You are definitely NOT lacklustre, your KZbin videos are not at all lacklustre, you and your animated creations are absolutely brilliant. BRILLIANT I tells ya!! I’m closely watching your channel because I think that your audience (i.e Fans) will only continue to grow. But regardless of those meaningless numbers, views and the…. (shhhh) algorithm, you are one very talented (and very witty) creator - Ok, you got that? You rock. So thanks for all that you do. I appreciate it, you’re appreciated.
@jacksonrivard2068
@jacksonrivard2068 3 жыл бұрын
YOU RELEASED IT!! I LOVE IT THANK YOU!!
@abloodcorpse3318
@abloodcorpse3318 3 жыл бұрын
0:17 nice black plague reference.
@oggopher9052
@oggopher9052 3 жыл бұрын
History and stick figures, a simple video for a simple man
@dougontheotherchannel3078
@dougontheotherchannel3078 3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I could watch that Rambo movie? Also, I still know this is you Sam O'Nella. The "going back to college, lolz, no uploads" thing is a dead giveaway.
@TikkaQrow
@TikkaQrow 2 жыл бұрын
0:34 And so the 7th furry war was started.
@samreid6010
@samreid6010 11 ай бұрын
1:54 “Rejoice! We have come to save you!” “Hooray! It’s the Catholic Church!” “FROM YOURSELVES!” “Oh no… it’s the Catholic Church…”
@carlwitt3934
@carlwitt3934 3 жыл бұрын
Duuuuuude... The line "You can prove them wrong any day now, dad" hit hard... I hope it was just a joke.
@vidblogger12
@vidblogger12 2 жыл бұрын
5:20 - “You should hide your pet from the next ROTC kid you come across” So funny story, I was in ROTC in college and I went to an affiliated cybersecurity internship/training program. In the rule book for the capstone war game, there was the rule of “participants shall not acquire, train, or deploy animals to augment the cyber or physical capabilities of their team.” I asked about this, and unfortunately(/fortunately) there’s no crazy story behind it. The director of the program just overheard some interns a few years back talking about potentially catching and training the groundhogs in the area, and he decided to put that rule on the books just in case.
@rowdsterrex7845
@rowdsterrex7845 3 жыл бұрын
1:38 TF2 Spy game-play in a nutshell
@frostyvr9805
@frostyvr9805 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite use of radio encryption in ww2 was North American First Nation soldiers speaking in their native dialect so nobody outside of the allies could understand them
@Mr_Wolfkin
@Mr_Wolfkin 3 жыл бұрын
5:20 Gotta love how I'm in my ROTC classroom during lunch
@veryyes1607
@veryyes1607 3 жыл бұрын
I.. I can’t tell if this is a furry joke or making fun of the guy who had an ROTC uniform during lunch, either way it’s funny.
@Mr_Wolfkin
@Mr_Wolfkin 3 жыл бұрын
@@veryyes1607 Lol, its neither, I was actually in my ROTC classroom while we had lunch when that poped up, though... making fun of the Marines is always fun, so I'll go with making fun of the guy. (Air force is the best)
@Mr_Wolfkin
@Mr_Wolfkin 3 жыл бұрын
@@veryyes1607 Also, fun fact, today we're going to the Air Force Academy football game, I'll tell yall if anything interesting happens
@veryyes1607
@veryyes1607 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you, I could never join the military because I just can’t handle an authority figure yelling at me.
@Mr_Wolfkin
@Mr_Wolfkin 3 жыл бұрын
@@veryyes1607 Meh, ROTC isn't much about military, especially JROTC, most of them are pretty chill when it comes to yelling
@jessicacook9003
@jessicacook9003 2 жыл бұрын
It freaking blows my mind how cool carrier pigeons are. A 95% success rate in delivering messages, during war? How is that even POSSIBLE? Every time I see a carrier pigeon in fiction shows and stuff, my mind rebels and immediately feels like "nope, that's not real. not real at all. that's totally magic. 100% magic there, not realistic" despite knowing it's a thing lol. Humans and animals, their minds and bodies - it's all insane to think about sometimes.
@EthanZeGamer
@EthanZeGamer 3 жыл бұрын
2:54 Mr. Pringles was a war veteran?
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
you've found my inspiration
@EthanZeGamer
@EthanZeGamer 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT I love it
@alfiedavie4724
@alfiedavie4724 10 ай бұрын
That's corporal Mr Pringle to you
@jaywulf
@jaywulf 3 жыл бұрын
"You can prove them wrong any day DAD!" Oof!
@handlesarecringe957
@handlesarecringe957 Жыл бұрын
My favorite tactic was back in Desert Storm, when the Iraqis built a series of trenches to try and bait the US Army into a battle of attrition. So what did we do? We took a bunch of armored bulldozers and literally drove right over them
@Slawt
@Slawt 3 жыл бұрын
That pigeon lingerie gon make me act up 🥵
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 2 жыл бұрын
I think the craziest (confirmed) war tactic I've heard of was a successful 1 man vs (small) army that sounds like something straight out of folklore: the governor of a moderate sized town in china successfully bluffed his way through an enemy army that showed up while their entire militia was off dealing with something else: he got word of it the night before and had solid reason to believe that surrender wasn't a workable option (army had a reputation) and decided that the best way he ha left to deal with the problem was to bluff, the next morning saw him begin his day by plopping himself down on top of the front gate first thing in the morning with his tea set and...I think it was a guzheng? (I might be mixing the real up with the fictional stuff that stemmed from it on the instrument in question) and playing music and taking tea all day while waiting for them to show up, when they eventually approached he didn't do anything in particular or make any sort of threatening gesture he just sat there calm as can be and continued playing music until they addressed him, he introduced himself all proper-like, invited the commander to pleasantries, and calmly told him to leave, he apparently either did an _excellent_ job selling the scene or something else had happened on the side of the invading army because having the only visible defender acting so utterly nonchalant about having a literal invading army ~10 paces from their front gate freaked the _hell_ out of the commander of said army and he called a retreat as fast as he could politely get through a formal "hello goodbye" sequence. all the rest I can think of are interesting cases of particularly clever/crazy/bizzare ways of convincing opposing forces that they had way more people than they actually did and/or had reinforcements incoming...one of those might make it into the "wacky tactics" category since the as-far-as-they-knew _completely_ fictional reinforcements actually showed up down to the when, where, who, why, and even roughly right on how many.
@stevencarnegie2800
@stevencarnegie2800 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the story about the Empty Fort Strategy is probably fictional. In Chinese folklore, Zhuge Liang, the chancellor of the third-century state of Shu-Han, is said to have defended the city of Xicheng by bluffing just as you described, scaring Sima Yi, the enemy commander, to the point that he ordered a full retreat. Nevertheless, despite the fact that this display of genius was fictional, Zhuge Liang was a highly capable leader historically, and his name is still synonymous with intelligence in modern Chinese culture. As it stands, though, Sima Yi may have proved to be more successful than his foe, as his son conquered Shu-Han in 263, and his grandson would unite all of China under the Jin dynasty by 280.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevencarnegie2800 that might be one of the folklore instances, as far as I know it became something of a meme to the point where it's honestly pretty hard to believe that the "confirmed" story isn't just a story someone recorded as having actually happened. I _did_ do a quick check that the factions involved at least existed back when I read this but I doubt I did more than that and it's been so long I can't even remember names. ...preeeeety sure I would have just outright assumed it was bullshit if the name was someone so common in folklore that I recognized the name from dynasty warriors though. this particular telling was at the front gate of a small but well established town, one of those kinds of places that has been around forever but has no reason to grow past it's current size. shennanigans as to whether or not a fortification has people in it are more a japanese thing as far as I know (not that I'm remotely an expert) at least in terms of stuff that actually happened: lots of convincing invaders a fort is full when it's on a skeleton crew or inviting a disastrous attack on an "understaffed" fort or just straight up letting them take it and setting the entire fortification on fire or flooding it.
@somedood9989
@somedood9989 2 жыл бұрын
0:13 Mongols during the 1346 siege of Caffa.
@jeremyblade7561
@jeremyblade7561 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting to hear the story about when they tried training pidgins to guide missiles. If I remember correctly, it would have worked. Kinda became pointless when modern guided missiles were invented. Not to mention it required the birds to be on board. All that training for a suicide mission that PETA would have a field day with. I suppose the video would be a lot longer if you covered all wacky war tactics. I just like that one.
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 2 жыл бұрын
But they developed this to something which remained useful! You reward with food a pigeon which pecks an orange dot shown on a clear bowl. Then you put it in an air sea rescue plane in a bubble window and it pecks when it sees an orange life raft. I think the RAF used this for ages.
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 2 жыл бұрын
“We have come in the name of god! You are now saved” over a burning city with people dead in the streets describes religious militarization better than I ever could.
@BrianScarlett
@BrianScarlett 3 жыл бұрын
Loved that you drew the actual rothenburg ob der tauber town square. Great job blue Jay! 👍👍
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you liked it! I tried my best to do it justice
@slipbizkit
@slipbizkit Жыл бұрын
“Will to live ……..” killed me 😭😂 2:30
@siege69
@siege69 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how or why but I learn so much from this
@lanmastersassistant659
@lanmastersassistant659 2 жыл бұрын
One of best British ideas for dealing with submarines, was to send up a wooden plane, fitted with a huge 6lb cannon, which could literally punch gaping holes through the sub and send them to the bottom. The cannon was so powerful that if the gunner got a bit too trigger happy he could stop the plane completely in midair.
@astral_alicia
@astral_alicia 3 жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed with the Oversimplified channel, but I've been caught up there for ages. Just found this channel, and you have very similar vibes....time to binge 😁
@richardsawyer5428
@richardsawyer5428 2 жыл бұрын
Pigeons were used in RAF aeroplanes; if an aircraft such as a bomber came down, losing it's radio, the pigeon had a message strapped to it giving the location of the downed crew, making rescue possible. I think that at least one bird was awarded the Dickin medal for it's heroism. Disguised merchant ships? There's still a Royal Navy Q Ship moored on the Thames used when U boats would surface and use the deck gun to attack ships in WW1. You've apologised for that Bo the Builder slip up. Good for you, now don't try it with our Wombles or we'll send the Clangers 'round. Just a friendly warning.👍
@obj.071
@obj.071 2 жыл бұрын
1:55 relatable damn...
@stroopwafelfalafel
@stroopwafelfalafel 2 жыл бұрын
0:33 im dying cause I didn't expect to see my favorite religious leader stabbing someone today
@lukaaaaaaaAAAAĀĀĀĀĀ-b7n
@lukaaaaaaaAAAAĀĀĀĀĀ-b7n 3 жыл бұрын
Glad your back, you make great videos! I personally, don't mind if it's 6 months between uploads :) you do you my blue dude.
@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 2 жыл бұрын
The inflatable tank battalion and parachuting mannequins used by the allies during WW2 was a good one.
@TheCaptainFatBelly
@TheCaptainFatBelly 3 жыл бұрын
5:09 never expected to laugh out loud on history video
@tigrytime658
@tigrytime658 2 жыл бұрын
Then you my friend should watch oversimplified
@justonemori
@justonemori 2 жыл бұрын
2:52 I never knew Pringles dude was a veteran. Much respect.
@christianoliver8068
@christianoliver8068 3 жыл бұрын
Channels like you are a beauty keep up the great work!
@pastelprincess8937
@pastelprincess8937 Жыл бұрын
wanna let yall know that u are loved and needed and to keep on pushing. Don't give up. I and many others are very proud of u and to keep pushing and moving forward ypu will have your ups and downs but it will get better
@davidphillis6767
@davidphillis6767 3 жыл бұрын
Yes this channel will fill the gaping void in my subfeed left by SamONella quite nicely. Yes indeed.
@crispybacon9917
@crispybacon9917 2 жыл бұрын
2:20, ah so American. You admit it then, England still owns America "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA" "Boss, you're tea's cold" "Ah, sh-"
@mariuswuttke5414
@mariuswuttke5414 3 жыл бұрын
Good things come to those who wait! I checked for new vids every other week for an eternity. Now it's finally happening!
@andrewince8824
@andrewince8824 2 жыл бұрын
We need to remember the way the U-boat menace was countered. It starts at WATU and centres around a 17 year old WREN. Janet Okell arrived her first day distraught. She didn't want to be there, she'd forgotten her uniform. Before long though, Janet figured two important things out. First, during war games, she calculated that U-boats weren't around the convoys, they were in them. Sonar isn't great in a convoy of 30+ ships all appearing and disappearing on screens, a couple of extra dots were easily missed. The second thing she figured out was how to counter them. It worked in every wargame scenario. It was so effective that the Admiral in charge opted to play against her. The Admiral lost. This guy was an experienced commander in the Royal Navy and he got his arse handed to him by a 17 year old school girl over the one subject he was really versed in. When Janet was asked what to call this tactic she laughed, smiled, stuck up two fingers and said "Sprrt to Hitler". Not sure how to translate that tongue out rasping noise the Admiralty named it Operation Raspberry. Janet Okell, 17 years of age, saved thousands of lives by thinking like no seasoned Admiral had. She deserves to be remembered.
@donatasraukenas740
@donatasraukenas740 3 жыл бұрын
I came here from reddit, amazing channel, please don't give up and keep uploading, you have my sub.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I’m glad you enjoyed!
@davidodonovan1699
@davidodonovan1699 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 To be fair, a mortor firing a high explosive charge, that is surrounded by a very sticky paint like substance, would be something that I would at least order tests on in their position. Because I'm guessing that a high explosive blast in mid air above the periscope, wouldn't need to be as accurate as trying to actually hit the submarine directly, as the effective blast area of the paint might be far, far greater the blast area of a high explosive mortor shell. The naval hedgehog, basically a load of mortors, on one platform, to overwhelm an area with a U boat in it, with high explosives, proved itself in combat. Since accuracy wasn't what it is today, and they wouldn't have had that much time to aim in combat...peppering everything in the general area, where the U-boat was, did work. At least once in a documentary I saw with an interview of I think British naval Veterns, after the war, about their combat experience against a U-boat.
@philismenko
@philismenko 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the bird themeing, specifically, cause im a bird myself
@redlandz1977
@redlandz1977 8 ай бұрын
“You can prove them wrong any time now, dad” best. Line. Ever.
@uspockdad6429
@uspockdad6429 3 жыл бұрын
This channel is so good! I love a channel I can learn and laugh at the same time.
@HATECELL
@HATECELL 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite has to be the Q-ship. Problem: In WW1 Merchant ships were intercepted by German Uboats, who then ordered the merchant crew to man the life boats and sunk the merchant ship if it was deemed helpful for the entente war effort. Solution: the Q-ship, a merchant with hidden guns that lures uboats and fires once they surfaced. Effect: uboats no longer surfaced to warn the crew, they just torpedoed every suspicious merchant. (although you could label this a late success, as this led to the sinking of the Lusitania and the Americans joining the war)
@-No_3-
@-No_3- Жыл бұрын
0:26 I’m sorry miss ur son …he . He , is the neghibbor boy
@MrGregory777
@MrGregory777 Жыл бұрын
3:00 best part. It starts out simple and dumb, then a little crazy and then very insane
@bapponohacko9014
@bapponohacko9014 3 жыл бұрын
How has this channel not gained more attention? This is so good
@chasemisner2564
@chasemisner2564 3 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel and i really love it, i hope you continue and your channel blows up!!
@LastariaCanon
@LastariaCanon 3 жыл бұрын
Bob the Builder is British.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
…shit you’re right, I didn’t know that. I just assumed he was American and didn’t think to check, thanks for pointing it out!
@SynGirl32
@SynGirl32 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that one guy who wanted to make a giant aircraft carrier built with nothing but ice and wood shavings.
@GreenSockNinja
@GreenSockNinja 3 жыл бұрын
You really quoted Dieter Uchtdorf. Damn.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
If I’m being honest, I just googled quotes on creativity and didn’t think much about who was saying the quote. Didn’t know he was kinda controversial tbh, shoulda done more research
@jarvis8635
@jarvis8635 3 жыл бұрын
How is he controversial?
@everynametaken
@everynametaken 3 жыл бұрын
@@jarvis8635 Religious leader.
@Mr.GigaChad
@Mr.GigaChad 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayYT Dieter F. Uchtdorf isn't controversial in any bad way. He's just a Christian religious figure that encourages people to be charitable and kind to others like Jesus Christ was. LDS leaders have a lot of other really good uplifting quotes too. They are good people.
@pilotmanpaul
@pilotmanpaul 3 жыл бұрын
3:03 Oh nice Sir Pringles of Red is on the meeting!
@maxvolpe4947
@maxvolpe4947 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad this channel doesn't have more subscribers (yet). Please don't stop making these! They're awesome!
@liamjolson6207
@liamjolson6207 9 ай бұрын
2:31 Will to live: more Bluejay videos ❤
@alfred9977
@alfred9977 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 I don’t think he will get shipped to Afghanistan any time soon
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 8 ай бұрын
"We'll put pigeons in racy negligees to parachute them down" Nicola Tesla: *heavy breathing*
@mrbirbkillu8379
@mrbirbkillu8379 3 жыл бұрын
Say hello to the new academy
@sentinel7672
@sentinel7672 Жыл бұрын
"The SMS Cap Trafalgar" is all I need to hear to know this is the story about the German ship that disguised itself as a British ship to raid allied shipping in WWI, but the first ship it encountered was the one it was disguised as.
@dogoperson
@dogoperson 3 жыл бұрын
Worth the wait :)
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you liked it!
@michaelamerson8837
@michaelamerson8837 2 жыл бұрын
"We have come in the name of God, 🔥 you are now saved" 😭😂
@klauspeter9509
@klauspeter9509 3 жыл бұрын
I must say, your german voices in any of your vids just make me laugh everytime 😂
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