Disney Adults vs. The Happiest Place on Earth

[@PapaMeat]

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[@LadysMan25]

eww werido

[@supakoopakyle]

Hey hunter, I missed the livestream yesterday but I have a metal band suggestion it’s called “Ghoul” they’re a thrash metal band with a gwar esc stage performance and death metal vocals I think you’d like them. Great video as always papa.

[@nightinthepenn]

i named my prairie dawg big chunguth. tyson jr

[@Semiprovids]

What do people have the hyperlinks lead to when they say the part 2 thing?

[@mikedee6100]

Ain't no party like a P Diddy party - LeBron James

[@amyadams9970]

The fact that disney is literally using their streaming service agreement contract to view their shows as a reason to not sue them for the death of your partner, is not only messed up, but its also going to the floodgates for other companies.

[@MustangMike52]

Watching Disney+ trash may as well be game ending yourself

[@knox6382]

they wont be able to any judge would shoot it down instantly theres laws protecting against predatory contracts a company cant hide in a subscription contract that you waive your constitutional rights his lawyer could have a field day but disney will just pay them off before that happens this is just a last ditch effort

[@williamraleigh7546]

Big brother

[@jeffgoode9865]

That's why I don't sign up for anything.

[@johnmarston1419]

It feels just like vaught in the boys but obviously less violent

[@stonebeard2194]

The worst part about the allergy one is he signed up for a free trial on his ps4. He didn’t even pay for Disney plus. Good god…

[@hossdelgado626]

That does bring it from crazy to just absolutely fked

[@LonelyGod64]

Which is crazy because you would think a contract would be null once you are no longer using their services. Why the hell would the contract bind past the trial period?

[@Ekdrink]

LAND OF THE FREE BABY

[@slowlanegamer]

Yea well it’s almost as bad. I ordered some drinks with Papa meats code and the fine print in turn signed away the rights to every member of my families life insurance pay outs 🙄he’s a little stinker … oh also they took back my grandads pacemaker 🤷‍♂️. I didn’t even know that was possible 😂

[@alphagerudo]

Yet Disney club costs this much and cannot pay the mourning husband..... Evil AF

[@swoozie]

FUN FACT: After you clear the waitlist, there’s a full background check on you plus an interview similar to a job interview before they decide to grant you membership and take your $40k

[@Ninja4Hire]

Thanks swoozie

[@Kikimikiriki]

eyes wide shut type stuff what the hell

[@vanessareynolds5428]

Swoozie man I used to love ur animated Disney videos lmao

[@msthecommentator2863]

You are the last dude I'd expect to see on a Papa Meat video, love your animations ❤

[@stegosaurustime]

SWOOZIE MENTION ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@happycamper1111]

If you steal a child's spiderman grave stone, your company is fucking evil

[@arbhall7572]

Never forget the name. Ollie Jones.

[@AmandaLubani]

Disgusting frfr.. it's so fu*ked Disney is TRASH😢😢

[@otisl.1422]

The allergy death absolutely terrifies me. My son has several severe allergies and any time we try any new food, even if it's labelled as safe, it's always a stressful time. "What if there was cross contamination?" "What if one of the 'natural flavors' includes one of the allergens?" I can't imagine the stress and guilt of verifying over and over and getting multiple confirmations just to have it happen anyway.

[@anonthe-third2367]

At that point I would HAVE to bring my own self prepared food wherever I go :( I wish nothing bit the best for your son and your family

[@BasedRanger]

Cross contamination is a big one. I'm severely allergic to avocado, and with it being a very common ingredient in sushi restaurants, I always insist on the chef using a completely clean knife, cutting board, and fresh gloves. I also try to go to sushi bars where I can actually sit at the bartop to watch it being made. I always feel sorta bad for being so insistent, but it's sort of a matter of continuing to breathe, so.. Probably worth it. Heck, even with all of that, I still once had a server outright forget/ignore it - Thank God, my husband took the first piece off of the sushi roll and realized it had hidden chunks of avocado in it. Pretty sure that was the only time where I've ever full on complained to somebody's manager. I felt kinda bad doing that, but when we alerted her to her error, she acted as though it was some minor slip-up and no more than a mere mistake over preference. It's gotta be taken far more seriously. Tbh, she was lucky that it was just me and not my kid that she was jeopardizing, cause I would've unrepentantly turned into a fire-breathing ÜberKaren if that were the case.

[@IvanJacobs-u8s]

when i used to work in food service i was VERY clear that i could not guarantee anything was allergen free. we worked in a tiny kitchen with lots of processed food, we just didn't have the space/time to ensure things didn't have dairy, cross contamination from nuts etc. i was paranoid about ever causing someone to have an allergic reaction. its so easy to be honest and save a life. dude deserved more than 50k.

[@Faude18]

@@BasedRanger Überkaren xD, What's crazy is that some people think allergies give you a running nose or a mild rash and that's it. They don't really give a fuck when they hear the word allergy (i work as a veterinary assistant and had too many conversations where i had to explain to customers that allergies can kill).

[@tony9146]

The $50,000 is only the minimum threshold demand to file that kind of lawsuit. They are seeking much higher damages but they only needed to show $50K initially when filing suit. Don’t worry, pretty much every major news media outlet has also misunderstood this piece of information.

[@Catsenui]

Ahh I was wondering if was like?? Should be millions cause jfcc....

[@Nikki_the_G]

Omg I hope that's the case here.

[@jnothanks]

Thanks for this. Hate seeing my Meat upset.

[@tidalboxer]

Yeah. I hope the guy whose wife died from allergies sued for $900mil.

[@Rowland4825]

I promise you it's so much worse. 10 years before you get in and you can still get turned down. There researching you to know if you should be told about the actual product. Disney's island.

[@Dweebazoid420]

I was gonna sue Papameat for ruining my childhood but I'm subscribed to his channel so I cant...

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

them damn NDAs 😂😂😂

[@imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478]

This made me snort out loud

[@kevinmunn666]

Man f●●● Disney. I lost my job to Big Lots Today.

[@MásCebollasPorFavor]

​@@kevinmunn666 bro that's not a loss. You can do better!

[@kevinmunn666]

@@MásCebollasPorFavor That's Funny

[@ThePizzaPagel]

“YOU KILLED MY FAMILY AND BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE!” “But you signed up to the terms and conditions. Didn’t you see the 45th paragraph?”

[@D_an_]

*pushes up reading glasses while unscrolling a comically long piece of paper* "Oh Im sorry I meant the 458th paragrah, section b specifically. Honestly, quite a simple read I really dont know how you missed this."

[@ineophobe]

to be fair even if they see that, no one is expecting to have someone die from them

[@BasedRanger]

It's all the more egregious because that lawsuit is incredibly valid. They specifically advertised allergy accommodations for this restaurant on their website, and she made the waitstaff fully aware of her allergies. They absolutely should be held accountable.

[@ShivShrike]

To add to the whole Tower of Terror thing, it was discovered that if you have kidney stones riding a rollercoaster with specific loops and turns helps break up the stones into smaller and easier bits to be flushed out; so it could actually be helping her

[@josephbrown9685]

Really? That’s crazy if true. I thought the Tower of Terror story was funny and she was just making excuses to get her fix, like a gambling addict who can’t quit.

[@ShivShrike]

@@josephbrown9685 so there is a case study of riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad rollercoaster in Disney World actually helped patients pass small kidney stones easier and with less pain, so it can in fact be that she was getting improvement from riding the ride

[@adamgh0]

Jump up and down?

[@ShivShrike]

@@adamgh0 that doesn’t break the stones up, you need g-force for it with specific turns and loops for it to break up

[@adamgh0]

@@ShivShrike G-force alone wont break anything up, only move it around.

[@dougboozer8126]

Absolutely crazy to see my family mentioned on here. I wasn't even alive until near the end of the lawsuit and I just remember going to that side of family's house and the one major rule was to not talk about Disney. There was absolutely no Disney VHS tapes, it was all Don Bluth or Jim Henson films. This was around 1998-2001

[@eliredy-zo4zl]

ITS THE GUY

[@clarajensen1757]

Him Henson is great tho at least you've seen his stuff 😅🙌

[@marmalade8915]

Wait which story???

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

@@marmalade8915 Based on the commenter’s name, he is the brother of little Lindsay Boozer; the girl who was accidentally hit by Winnie the Pooh.

[@milokonna]

I bet if Walt Disney was somehow brought back to life, Disney the company would sue him for his surname.

[@lucasgarcia8285]

That’s hilarious because you’re probably right 😆

[@CleverGirlAAH]

They forced Roy E. Disney out of the company because he was trying to maintain the companies innocence and family image.

[@babysealsareyummy]

They keep his frozen head in the castle. If it eats enough souls of lost children, eventually he will come back.

[@Interweb_Gremlin]

​@@babysealsareyummy Unironically a great D&D story line

[@georgeh4171]

If they bought Disney back I think he would be pissed about the Surnames of the top executives 😂

[@matthewpierce408]

They did Denise dirty!!!!! She pays an arm and a leg let the lady ride the dam tower of terror

[@samhamson7]

no fr??? like physical therapy is usually 3x weekly or more depending on how bad it was. i wonder if it was just less expensive and honestly more fun to just get an annual pass? either way shame on disney all around

[@GrievousReborn]

I agree but I also don't agree because she started screaming at employees

[@hobbesderp]

Right?! I'd be ecstatic to know some one loves the ride that damn much

[@justanidiotmk2749]

@@matthewpierce408 I hate playing devil's advocate for corpos but that level of gforce consistently has to be hazardous. If it can separate fibrous tissue supposedly it can separate something that shouldn't be separated.

[@FatalDreidel]

Should have went to six flags

[@haven_art]

you cannot unconvince me that club 33 is a swingers club

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

They DEF have upside down pineapples

[@barbararab6390]

My first thought when I heard about it was "there has to have some orgy rooms" Like, it's so exclusive they get rich assholes there and organize sex parties

[@tomgundy7332]

Dare I ask?​@@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070

[@DanielWitzer]

Theres goofy fisting people there im sure of it

[@michaelbugner7011]

That couple was taking their family there.

[@CryptidBait0]

Man my family had a kinda bad lawsuit with Disney, back in 1977 my great-aunt’s son who was 4 years old got lost in the park and was later found dead in the moat. They say he climbed over the 2 foot fence at the time and fell into the 5 foot moat and drowned. My great aunt sued and got a settlement, but only under the condition she takes partial blame for it. Sadder thing is she swore up and down that he had to be taken by someone since he disappeared so freaking quick, and that his body had bruises in certain places that wouldn’t have occurred from falling into a 5 foot deep moat. Disney paid her 1.5 million I think and also made the fences taller around the moat. She gave a lot of that settlement money to orphanages and to other child related charities every holiday and for her son’s birthday. She kept donating until she passed away.

[@bruhdunce8444]

Rest in peace.

[@donaldn5798]

I'm sorry

[@aidanc9396]

So she's a bad mom and gets 1.5mil? Casey Anthony looking to her as an icon.

[@YukoValis]

I once rode the pirates of the carribean ride and it broke down. I was stuck there for 45 minutes listening to the pirates constantly talk about selling a woman.

[@0Nutria]

It was Disney ghosts telling you to sell your mother/sister/daughter to buy a club 33 membership😰😰😰

[@HallowIsSmol]

dude that happened to me once too! i was stuck listening to the pirates try to coax a dog to give them a key for 45 minutes. sucked ass. kinda glad my dad doesnt pay for the family to go anymore.

[@rayesoucy1491]

I was at Disneyworld a few years ago on a school trip. My best friend at the time was on the Haunted Mansion with some of the band kids and it broke down at the very end, with the ghost lady saying "Hurry back!" She actually thought they manually stopped the ride at first because the band kids were being loud and obnoxious the whole ride.

[@butteredtoast6510]

Never forgot when Disney sued the parents of a dead child who had Spiderman engraved on his tombstone 💀

[@Foolish4ya]

They used the floodgates argument, but the thing is, it's f**ing dead children, like every dead child is gonna have a disney character on their tombstone..

[@limitlesspursuit]

When was that!?

[@oneone99able]

@@limitlesspursuitpretty recent all things considered, 10 years if not less?

[@TayoEXE]

Wait, you're serious? That's the most f***ed up thing I've heard...

[@oneone99able]

@@TayoEXEit’s mentioned in the video it’s the last topic papa talks anoit

[@DankrumStar]

If Papa disappears we know it was Disney 😳

[@FirstLast-yr9kx]

Boutta end up 33 feet deep 😅

[@Devilicious.]

With a $50K gold mickey head ball and chain on his leg

[@wbaldwin666]

He is chained up with the rest of their traditional animators in the dungeon of Cinderella's castle

[@kaihiwatari7133]

Ha Haa

[@Frustrasted]

Remember. Papa is not suicidal 😂

[@glitterkeithy4439]

My ex works for the parks. I’ve been told the club 33 wait list is not so much a “list” but rather a “no thanks.”

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

what dat mean?

[@glitterkeithy4439]

@@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 easier to appease than having to reject and potentially providing a reason why.

[@g0thfae]

​@@glitterkeithy4439 Im still a little confused. Is the "list" is a deterrent? Why even let people in if it's all "No Thanks"....unless i read what u said wrong

[@Sekhem]

@@g0thfae Because they do want actual investors and important people in Club 33. The waitlist is more palatable for "disney adult"-style guests who will still patronize the park and not feel any resentment in the meantime. They routinely skip the waitlist for important people and influencers, so this checks out.

[@randomfools808]

That place is meant for the elite. Associated with Masons. The price is meant to push others away who are not at that status level.

[@maria-beatles2692]

As someone with deadly food allergies too, hearing the story of the woman who also has food allergies dying from anaphylactic shock is absolutely heartbreaking & my heart goes out to the husband & the rest of the family; it's so sad...

[@yoshitheonly]

The Tower of Terror thing is real. Patients, genuinely many other patients prescribed by doctors, with that ailment legitimately do have less surgeries annually than those that don't. It's wild.

[@2percentright]

Why specifically the tower though. There's got to be cheaper and more effective rides around

[@puppetpalklimp]

Because it’s the one tower attraction that pushes people down faster than gravitational pull as well as a vertical pull of almost 2gs, definitely could be used as a way to help stomach issues… but yes there are other rides that could help

[@YourGirlMaze]

Once when I was in middle school, I was at Disney land, and I had heard of Club 33, so when I saw the door being opened for some people, and I just walked in right behind them. Nobody stopped me or asked me why I was there, not staff or the people I walked in with. I walked around for a bit, was like, so this is it? And walked out after like five or ten minutes.

[@Blackshadow164]

What was it like?

[@YourGirlMaze]

@@Blackshadow164 honestly, it was super underwhelming. I remember with tables with a bunch of hotel pans of food. I just remembered thinking this looks like a old person's home or something. I didn't get too far before I got bored and left.

[@Blackshadow164]

@@YourGirlMaze oh…that killed my vibe

[@pleasedonotsue]

My son was strangled by the big mouse himself while at Disney, couldn't sue though cause i had to watch some Mandalorian on Disney plus ...Damn if it wasn't a good show though

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

Username checks out

[@kevinmunn666]

Man f●●● Disney. I lost my job to Big Lots Today.

[@MásCebollasPorFavor]

That's why I pirate watch only. No free trials agreements for me! But I can't afford to eat at Disney anyway. 😭

[@lolzmanxd3368]

@@MásCebollasPorFavoryou fucking fool, why would you ever admit this, he comes for you know, the mouse. Run if you can, plead if you must, but he will not stop, he knows no mercy, you will be made example of

[@bewareofsasquatch]

“By the big mouse himself” is such a funny way to name Mickey haha 😂

[@ElenHalls]

Only now I realise Papa's wallpaper is the carpet from The Shining.

[@puhbrox]

Good catch

[@drewgoin8849]

Hey, I didn't notice until you pointed it out!

[@Max_Ohm]

wow good observation

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

I'd have never known lol

[@jinx6573]

I thought that's what that pattern was. Couldn't remember what the actual carpet looked like tho xD looked similar

[@MicroSausage]

I love recording elderly workers at disney while they clean up on their 9-5 job, its so magical!

[@brittforbes6085]

My cat gets really grumpy sometimes, especially atm cause she’s pregnant. For some reason she really likes meat canyon, has her full attention whenever I put on this channel or creep cast Thanks for your help with this grumpy little lady

[@GitanaLuna23]

He can control cats with his mind, as well as fire.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Britt, your drop dead gorgeous kitty cat will be birthing her kittens soon!

[@officernealy]

12:22 As someone who was actually stuck on It's A Small World for about an hour, I can confirm that was 3 days too long

[@dirtydan9457]

How can you supply alcohol and not expect people to get intoxicated?

[@Samantha-li5jc]

I mean honestly if he was so drunk he could barely stand or speak clearly it sounds like Disney over-served tf out him too

[@NotA-Lizard]

Right? In the Florida or California Sun where you absorb more alcohol because your body is fighting to maintain its temperature

[@RedGreenYellowBlue]

@@Samantha-li5jc No way disney's gonna pass up the chance to sell as many drinks as possible. They'd probably sell you enough to kill you if you could pay for them.

[@homuraakemi493]

Drink responsibility in a theme park for little kids? Outrageous!

[@sheila19954]

​@@homuraakemi493okay but why would Disney have a bar at said park in the first place?

[@shardal1904]

I'm beginning to think Hunter is a closeted Disney fanatic lol

[@DankrumStar]

Oh, you know he cried at Cocoa and Up 😅

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

​@@DankrumStareveryone cried for cocoa

[@darrincummins9994]

He sure does love to talk about these “people” lol

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@darrincummins9994Man f●●● Disney. I lost my job to Big Lots Today.

[@emilyraineer]

@@DankrumStarentry level disney adult test lol

[@istartedajoke1704]

Walt was having freakoffs in club 33.

[@shoobeedoowah5452]

He was possibly the OG of Freak Offs!😅

[@istartedajoke1704]

@@shoobeedoowah5452 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄.

[@istartedajoke1704]

@@shoobeedoowah5452 😄 🤣 😂 😆..

[@hellowhatokay]

Jeff Epst3in has access to club 33 and was photographed with a little girl there and she was asleep on his private jet afterwards

[@rushdude90]

The allergy situation is even more sad, because even after the public backlash, they didn't cave and pay the man his compensation. They gave him permission to sue them. They're still going to fight him in court and, knowing their lawyers, they're gonna win.

[@MmeCShadow]

I think the $50k for the wrongful death suit is JUST what they filed against Disney (who are only leasing tge property and not actually running the restaurant). He also sued the actual restaurant, and I'm guessing that was for a lot more money To my understanding tge suit against Disney is specifically because their app says the pub accommodates for allergies (which I think is why the lawyer pulled the Disney+ arbitration clause, since it was related to use of an app). The $50k is also baseline, not including ain/suffering/lost wages/funeral costs/whatever else is added on top, so $50k was probably the maximum Disney could be sued for on a very tenuous relationship to the incident.

[@tilervonbiscuitbrown4393]

there's almost no way that all of this isnt intentional. Disney is a dystopian nightmare that can't even make good on their primary buissness of making good fucking movies anymore. It needs to burn because they fully intend to exist and keep growing forever as a corporation. Can't wait for the Disney+ news network to launch in a decade cause they've bought out everything else already.

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

Disney already owns ABC. They’ve had it for nearly 30 years now.

[@ineophobe]

nintendo wants to be disney so bad

[@g0thfae]

​@@ineophobeNintendo is it's own thing, and not AS FUCKED UP (as far as ik)

[@futuristicgirl14]

Well they cut most of their 2d animation department so RIP

[@hornedgoddess8191]

They probably will never be as big as disney but they would def sue ppl for evil shit, they already sue fan projects and shit so they got the spirit ​@g0thfae

[@Bloomser]

What are the odds this video comes out right as I’m making a video about this case being similar to the South Park episode lol 8:27

[@ghostfaced4893]

dude. hey. didn't expect you here lmfao

[@bingobongo6258]

No way I’m getting info about a new blooms video in the comments of Papa Meat

[@GrievousReborn]

​@@ghostfaced4893I'm not that surprised because he does follow Hunter on Twitter so it reasons that he also follows him on KZbin

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

I didn't know who this was but then I checked his sub count (I was mistaking his pfp for someone else) he's apparently popular

[@g0thfae]

1/28 in all seriousness

[@rabidrabbit371]

The spider man grave stone will forever piss me off but also because they said “we want to preserve the innocence of the character” … there was a comic where spider man kills his girlfriend because he kept blowing radioactive loads in her.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

I think Disney’s view of Innocence, no matter how questionable it is, does mean prevention from real life legal trouble, not comic book in universe innocence.

[@mycontentcreation5264]

@@SlapstickGenius23How would being on a gravestone take that away?

[@SlapstickGenius23]

@@mycontentcreation5264 Spider-Man is trademarked by Disney via Marvel Comics. But Sony does make films of him though.

[@annabelledee6554]

Disney tried to copyright DIA DE LOS MUERTOS - an actual MEXICAN holiday

[@shayneurban2460]

Hunter voicing Satan in south park would be fuicking gold

[@brennenfoerst3908]

Especially because Hunter can control fire!!

[@TruthTroII]

​@@brennenfoerst3908 we get it

[@brennenfoerst3908]

@@TruthTroII very good!

[@emilylogan6052]

You can get an alcoholic drink almost anywhere all Disney parks

[@Tabroski]

I knew someone was going to correct this. This is true.

[@claranadine1086]

Oh man that's makes the 33 even more stupid 😭😭

[@darienodette]

People literally call it drinking around the world to get a drink everywhere in Epcot lmao

[@AntheanCeilliers]

How else would adults continue to pay the fees?

[@rileyoakley7196]

It was the only place at the time where you could get one, at least when it opened in the 60s

[@legom3gaking]

So sad Hunter killed himself after this video

[@Lovelyliv007]

😂😂😂

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

He stabbed himself 28 times and the jumped out of the window. Such a shame we never knew he was so sad

[@lic.josechavez8837]

​@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 lies, he buried himself with a little boy.

[@legom3gaking]

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 Truly tragic

[@MrWackypackages]

good

[@Y.o.s.h]

I still find it funny that people forgot about the fact that the live action mulan movie was filmed in a chinese concentration camp that was still active. They even had the audacity to put a special thanks message during the movies end credits which listed the location. All it took was people googling the location to find out about this.

[@urmom8627]

bruh disney corporates got a special place in hell

[@Angel_bb666]

Ok but the woman who got her hooha literally RIPPED and her organs hurt?? That’s literally horrifying

[@YouTubeOverrated]

Fun fact: the stupid mouse ears are covering up the horns of evil

[@mathew85]

Disney just like the government, will dely and dely in court until you run out of money and are forced to drop your lawsuit

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney had black sites like the CIA.

[@simonjohnston9488]

According to whatever fantasy lore you chose to swallow without question.

[@Pthumerian01]

You should make a Beatles cartoon called the Meatles

[@JamesJustice-x5e]

noo

[@Biggiecheeseness]

Omg yes

[@NotA-Lizard]

Fuck you! Take my damn up vote! You win for today since I read that and shot bloody mary oout of my nose.

[@samwich9498]

​@@JamesJustice-x5e Yes 😌

[@bobocop69420]

The Meatles guest starring The Royal Flush

[@runikvarze6191]

Small correction. Disney HAD their own police force. Ever since their conflict with Governor DeSantis of Florida, they had their special enforcement status revoked and now have to have county and state law enforcement officers. Which they now pay an extra tax for. And somehow a large number of people are upset about that. Because god forbid we make a megacorp pay their share in taxes. 😂

[@Shiestey]

That’s honestly not surprising at all. Disney has some people so crazy brainwashed that if they had to sign over the rights to raising their own child to the mouse they probably would.

[@derigel7662]

That and NOT have their own secret police force that operates outside of regulated police jurisdictions and rules

[@Nodiee1]

He did it for the dumbest, pettiest reasons but it's still the right thing to do.

[@derigel7662]

@Nodiee1 aaaaww did big meanie DeSantis hurt your multi identity feeling??? 😟

[@Nodiee1]

@@derigel7662 aww did Disney hurt your bigoted, other people existing makes me cry fee fees??? 😢😢😢

[@BringLagiBack]

Or how about the time recently when a man started having a heart attack in Disney and in order to "prevent kids from getting scared or potentially seeing death" Disney forced him to be taken to the park's gates before EMTs could treat him.

[@MrTuneslol]

Watching this before the inevitable Disney copyright strike.

[@Soloong_Gaybowzer]

Disney Adults are just fully evolved NPCs

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

they are insufferable

[@Hoop_23]

@@MissyMuthaTruckiN because we enjoy things? Sounds like you are the insufferable one...

[@brussailpook8213]

@@Hoop_23 uh oh, we got a clown in the comments!!!

[@FhfhdhdXhdhdhd]

@@Hoop_23Disney dosent know you exist bruh chill out

[@Däl-user]

​​@@Hoop_23Disney doesn't give af what you enjoy lil man

[@TheHouseOfCluckin]

BRING THE MEAT

[@Clipfartt]

EXCUSE ME

[@ThisOnesCrabby]

Give us your meat papa💀🔥

[@ThisOnesCrabby]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

All Praise Father Flesh

[@w花b]

Father blob

[@dynamicdingus]

The guy with the Spiderman gravestone could've just said "Ok I won't do it." And then done it anyway. What are they gonna send an inspector?

[@kicksandswords]

If I lost my significant other out of pure negligence to a multi billion dollar company, 50 million dollars is my starting point definitely not no 50k, they make that in a minute, I will never cry for or defend a billion dollar company on it's shady practices. Disney is becoming so dystopian it's just so surreal at this point. Heck on top of that money I'd have them get Tevin Campbell to show up to my house dressed as Powerline and perform Stand Out and I 2 I 😂.

[@grygierpeps]

funny how the dining club has the quality of your local Chinese buffet.

[@gray4675]

The Spiderman tombstone thing doesn’t even make any fucking sense from a logical standpoint let alone a moral one. “The kid who collects Spiderman” is literally about a terminally ill child. Read it, it’s fucking heartbreaking

[@nigeldean3726]

Plus Sony owns Spiderman

[@mycontentcreation5264]

@@nigeldean3726only the movie rights.

[@mr.crickinyaneck8657]

the undies in winslows mouth was too funny lol

[@_wtdwo_]

He a freak 😂

[@Nikki_the_G]

Poor Winslow, they forced that in his mouth!

[@TheKatKaiju]

14:50 oh my God. I actually tricked my mother into riding Space Mountain while on a high school band trip. “What goes on in the mountain?” GOT ME ROLLING 😂 One of the best family memories ever

[@sxnxstervxbes3689]

The case about the woman that died from the allergy is so sad. He definitely deserves millions from them for that.

[@Rpm-o1y]

Here before the mouse makes him delete this

[@g0thfae]

Just like Ice Spice and TSwift 😢

[@theonlyORNGguy]

Actually tower of terror helped me with constipation when i was a kid

[@NotA-Lizard]

Hopefully you made it to a toilet in time.

[@CiaoColeG]

😂

[@niono1587]

fuken ew man

[@Schmink78]

HOW YA DOIN HOW YA DOIN

[@kevinmunn666]

CUM ON IN

[@brennenfoerst3908]

Come on in! And sit on down. Today we are talking about (*FILL IN BLANK HERE*)

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

WELCOME TO CREAM CREW

[@brennenfoerst3908]

@@yeeyeeyeeye totally Ball against Wall. (Psssss! There's something in your POCKET!)

[@ShinTheSilverDemon]

They want to keep the "innocence" of spiderman? Sounds like Disney never read the comic where he gave Mary-Jane cancer with his radioactive spider spoodge.

[@AlexP-fe2oy]

Theres a short story that is literally the dying dream of a street kid Who dies in spidermans hands as he found her too late and she freezes to death

[@anthonyoliver418]

Disney+ = You don’t own your life When you die your body parts will be used for the ride of Goofy’s escape from Lobotomy as soon as you watch any thing on Disney+ for more than 15 minutes

[@pennycat6317]

I was cackling my ass off at the image of a guy in a Winne the Pooh suit complete with a suit and tie trying to mime their defense with the judge whilst their lawyers struggling to help them and keep their sanity.

[@StrugglerZero]

I also got fucked up by typhoon lagoon. Staff member insisted we get a picture with the big wave right behind us. Except it knocked everyone over and dragged me back first against the gritty pool floor grating my back like cheese.

[@onlyaspoonful8367]

There’s also a pretty interesting case where Disney tried to sue deadmau5 because they claimed his head looked too much like the Mickey symbol

[@Shaes_Projects]

As a paralegal, when I was studying some crazy cases at community college, along with the Winnie The Pooh case, there was a case where a man sued the previous homeowners of his house because they “never told him the house was haunted”. Because no one could prove the house was not haunted, he somehow won the case.

[@micknugget4961]

6:13 "So he does control fire." 🔥😮🤣🤣

[@carldalgleish5632]

It's weird cuz disney doesn't own Spiderman overall, Sony does

[@MYSTERIOUS-r9n]

Actually, Sony only has the ability to make films about Spiderman. It's Disney and Marvel that owns the character.

[@0Nutria]

DISNEY OWNS ALL OF US💀😰😭

[@batmanoffduty]

they both have ownership in different ways

[@CynniiDrawz]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for 1 minute

[@ThereminElectro]

The audacity. They don't want you to see him control fire

[@dafatone1791]

Yeah real

[@Whistopher96]

I am shaking with rage that I wasn’t immediately notified that there was some fresh meat to consume

[@screamscreenstudios856]

Correction, Tower of terror is actually 199 ft 11 in tall. The reason why it's like that is so the building avoids getting the airplane beaking light that every building above 200 ft has to have

[@KramerWaifu]

It is INSANE that people are getting 50 grand for dying. I lost a finger at work and got more than that.

[@powercage]

12:29 Apparently on a family Disney trip when I was four my my dad got so annoyed by It's a Small World After all that he freaked out, jumped off the boat and swam to an exit.

[@asmodayblack2058]

I remember hearing about the kids headstone thing in college and I was PISSED. First off disney doesn't OWN spiderman he was a freaking comic book loooooong b4 the mouse got the rights. We know disney wants to be a slave driver but sorry you don't own everything. Secondly the innocence thing had me laughing. They forget that spiderman is one of the most tragic marvel superheroes and that literally EVERYONE dies around him. He even tried committing suicide a couple of times in the comics. They have ppl die around him IN THEIR DISNEY MOVIES: Aunt May, Tony stark. INNOCENT PPL IN RANDOM ATTACKS Thirdly, the fact that Disney the original trauma inducer with movies where fathers are killed by their own brothers, mothers die from insert illness here and priests attempted murder by drowning babies in wells is such a bullshit read

[@rangledangle3371]

One poke place said “it’s just gonna ask a couple questions”, but the screen was BEHIND a plastic wall and I had to tell him which one to select…

[@garfaaldo]

i’m bad with money

[@annavanwormer970]

Idk if it’s the same slide they had in 2008 but the largest water slide in the all the water parks is no joke. I haven’t been on another water slide since I went on that one.

[@kimgee.12]

1:20 not true my parents got sloshed in epcot in 2009

[@umicaddd]

"epcot" is not disney world/land...

[@robertbennett2796]

@@umicadddEpcot is apart of the Disney world parks

[@kevinmunn666]

Man f●●● Disney. I lost my job to Big Lots Today.

[@xMaGuSx888]

@@umicaddd Epcot is literally at and on the Disney World Resort. dot dot dot

[@adrianacosta5189]

​@@kevinmunn666how do you lose your job there? You basically just need a heartbeat to get hired there

[@BayareaBatman]

I got a seaworld ad while watching this. What a flex.

[@jasonwowhero8147]

8:07 any clause like this cant ever be held up in a court of law because you cannot make a contract that is against a federal and or state law. So if there is even a sentence in the contract that breaks a law. The entire contract is null and void and cannot be held

[@BigKat96]

That first story sounds like those House Hunters show jokes like "My wife is a stay at home astronaut, and I'm a butterfly therapist. Our budget is $3.5 million." 😂

[@monicahyland8641]

On Mr Anderson’s defense, I suffer from severe migraines. My speech is the first to be affected, and my vision. My head sometimes doesn’t necessarily have pain in it yet . I always know when a migraine is coming on.

[@GhostRiderMyBeloved]

Disney? More like pissney...

[@Biggiecheeseness]

😭

[@ShareHolder-gp9il]

More like Dicksney hahaha...ha.

[@JasonSlazak]

13:22 why didn't they just turn the fuggin music off?

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

You can drink in the parks. DCA even has a food and wine festival.

[@William_afton169]

Fun fact: Spider-Man is owned by Sony which means Disney probably can’t take away the Spider-Man grave from the kid

[@shanegarcia5963]

50k for wrongful death? People get 2 million for being arrested wrongly

[@LikEaPhoX81]

Comes on in and sits on down.

[@InvitalPulse]

Preserve the innocence of Spiderman? There's so much death in his comics.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

I think that kind of innocence means prevention from real life legal trouble, not in universe innocence.

[@robespierreshead]

We definitely need a part two.

[@Serialpurger]

They funny thing about the Spiderman picture. That was drawn by Todd. Which was illustrated way before disney had there greasy hands on the rights to the character.

[@turtleman982]

Going to open up a Disney themed funeral home now just to spite them.

[@proplayerapm126]

The mouse is coming after papa meat after this one

[@4ngelnicky]

i need him to review the goofy movies

[@arakano]

12:20 My wife got stuck on this ride with her family once. She can still recite the song in German. Lol

[@jordanharper5795]

18:21 so we're just gonna breeze past this mf being named Bobby Hill?

[@eyaravt]

as someone who has been inside club 33.. it's wild how private and expensive it is for just a kinda fancy (not free!!) meal and overpriced club 33 merch

[@jeffmccullough7341]

It’s about showing off

[@JustArtsCreations]

I think Uber is going through the same legal shenanigans

[@grantshoemaker2059]

I'm in law school and can confirm that lawyers are the scum of the earth

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

I mean, Ted Bundy was also a lawyer. That alone is proof enough.

[@realSethMeyers]

I've been in 1901, which is like the more exclusive club 33. I did not belong there.

[@lobsterstink]

Last time I was at Disney was when I worked there and they served those hard selzer ales! They're disgusting, but hey, it's a tiny bit of alcohol! 😂 I don't know anything about Club 33, LOL. I was a barista/bartender/drink dude at The Crystal Palace and had to screw around with Pooh Bear and 13 sweaty dudes in a kitchen all day. Honestly? Loved that job. Nonetheless, the work was fun! I had a German roommate at Flamingo Crossings and he was funny as hell. Loved him.

[@Zombiemarky]

I work in food service and the main reason we tell them about the tipping prompt is because these oldheads come in and put their card in and just expect it to go through automatically. I didn’t make the system, just read the screen so I can go home already