Wake And Bake | Ted (2012) | Big Screen Laughs

[@joecamps1119]

It's wild seeing the difference between Ted effects in this first film and the tv series.

[@alejaguilar]

I don't watch the series, would you mind telling me?😅

[@robles4lex]

@@alejaguilarhe more crude in this film

[@joecamps1119]

@@alejaguilar the effect has grown so much, I thought Ted looked pretty impressive in this film but its night and day on the show. The cg has come a long way.

[@Wickedpissah138]

We all get older 😂

[@Tom-gt4vc]

It's been a few years since the film came out....

[@mokodo813]

1:29 “That cah just came outta nowhere.” The accent is just spot on. 😂

[@karstenschoenberg9736]

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

[@Trainboy56team]

1:31 oh god is it bad?

[@kingbopit9318]

@@Trainboy56teamaw man

[@art23428]

​@@kingbopit9318john can I speak to you

[@dagitab6867]

I think the fact that they made it from the house to the office ALMOST without a dent until the very last moment deserves some credit on the part of Ted hahah

[@saneman7177]

Ah yes, the stoner who misses work to watch cartoons & get high whilst eating cereals, but is also jacked somehow…

[@purpledonut3772]

I always thought that too tbh. I mean Mark Wahlberg IS John Bennett, he did so good as him I can’t imagine anyone else playing him, but yeah for a stoner loser he’s pretty jacked lmao

[@everydaychemistry6231]

I mean yeah, if you're sitting at home all day it's either get fat or work out.

[@weezee7706]

well i am working 8h a day, and the rest of the day i am just sitting on my ass watching yt, and somehow i have big muscles. Explain that, and dont say "you're build diffrent"

[@weezee7706]

u know shit amigo @@everydaychemistry6231

[@weezee7706]

some people are just build diffrent, we are better lol

[@asturianix9820]

Arrives one hour later (high), doesnt get fired and doesnt lose the opportunity for a promotion. Hell, where can I find THAT job?

[@NICK41206]

If you think that’s progress, you should see Ted’s job

[@asturianix9820]

@@NICK41206 yeah but the manager has a lot of problems, doesnt he?

[@cosmicinsane516]

Government

[@julioe.martinez4606]

Just be a senator…

[@kingbopit9318]

Only in the movies my friend

[@d3ath_kyle396]

Ted smoking the bong wrong gotta pull the bowl out

[@tatemushroom1002]

it milked up and hit his lungs and made him cough... his teddy bear lungs

[@dan.tobeck]

No u pull the bowl out after it sinks Americans just have no idea how to use a bong

[@colinemler2356]

Might have a carb hole

[@Trahzy]

Well, don't HAVE to. But it's a waste.

[@Java_Dude25]

that's what I said 😭

[@the404error7]

I can't believe that 21 years later they still have the same bong.

[@twentythreenike]

Fr my brothers would’ve broken it by a year

[@Hunter_shull]

My dads had the same one hitter and dugout since he was a teenager. He is 40 now

[@shamelawlor7354]

I always get a laugh out of Ted saying I got to talk to my drug dealer about stepping it up lol

[@goshdernit]

My biggest pet peeve with this whole clip is how he disses his weed dealer for the weed not getting him high. When he just sucks the bong and doesnt clear it, he just lets the smoke sit in there and turn stale. Dont diss your weed man Ted.

[@kingbopit9318]

“God this is even crazier than when my teddy bear drove me to work” 1:02

[@naomilauzut92]

The fact that the music cuts in perfectly would fit as a gag and it's killing me

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

0:53 “Oh shit, 9/11! I gotta get high.”

[@hunterwb630]

I say this quote far more than I should

[@Kobrarui]

@@hunterwb630 imma start using this thank you

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

@hunterwb630 I say " oh shit ; its time to get up.... I gotta get high!"

[@marcuscarlson2788]

​@@JohnBock-nq9lr me too 😂 😂

[@Trainboy56team]

John: is it 9:30am?

[@TechDethMetalHed]

No matter how high you are, people always give you that "are you ok?" look even if they don’t know what weed is

[@aidantherailfan2175]

0:07 “Do I dare look at the clock?”

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

Foreshadowing for 50 seconds later lol

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@AvoidedOrc36584 hehe

[@Trainboy56team]

Ted: 0:09 look all I’m saying, (cough) is the Boston woman are on the whole a paler uglier sort then women from the elsewhere of life!

[@Winter-tt2ii]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@stokedd]

why are movies not this fun anymore?

[@hawk66100]

Because Hollywood has to put their woke agenda into everything.

[@NoHairofRedemption]

A little thing called DEI being pushed onto every corporate entity by Blackrock forcing everything to be overly political

[@paztelplayz5995]

That bong water is WOW.

[@krcf3912]

Looks like tea😂

[@John-ey7rr]

I cannnot relate I replace my water everyday and clean atleast every two weeks

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

​@@John-ey7rryou should clean after every 1-2 use bro

[@John-ey7rr]

@@nostalgiatrip7331 well get a job. Trust me ya won’t remember every time every shift every day. Especially hard labor😂

[@Winter-tt2ii]

Yeah nasty looking 😂

[@Minty_Fresh8]

and the Pepperridge farm reference, haha

[@mikewilliams1993]

I don’t know how anyone can wake and bake and go about their day everyone can always tell I’m high lol

[@mariorodriguez5211]

Practice, also I’m habitually addicted so, can’t help it but sometimes I can tell it affects my school work

[@mikewilliams1993]

@@mariorodriguez5211 I’ve smoked every day for years and still couldn’t do the wake and bake thing it was always an end of the day ritual for me not first thing I just couldn’t hang like that

[@mariorodriguez5211]

@@mikewilliams1993 yeaaah it’s better that way anyways man, I feel lazy as hell when I smoke in the morning. I’m trying to cut back till the end of the day

[@yunggatz6638]

@@mariorodriguez5211na same I been smoking consistently for a little over a year now

[@JimGames11746]

Depends on your tolerance and your line of work. Never had much of an issue taking a few rips before a bartending shift. A lot of people in service industry are high at work

[@one6ixer]

seeing this made me want to watch ted

[@norkshit]

This was the first time I ever saw a bong. This movie. I type this as I am about to take a fat bong rip

[@prestonchambers9490]

The quick pull away from the bong always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

[@DominiqueTaylor-yo3qv]

😂😂😂

[@Clancydaenlightened]

0:53 Seth MacFarlane remembers 9/11 Missed his flight straight to the twin towers

[@TheJediGerman]

at 20 seconds the sound engineer did a god cut but you can notice a tonal change in the voice even though its subtle

[@josesigala7520]

Oh thats where i keep gettting the oh yeah oh yeahh 😂

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Crazy that $38,000 a year was cushy just 12 years ago. Now that's literally minimum wage

[@TobeWill]

The comedy of Ted driving on the road with moving cars and yet he crashes into a parked car when they stop lol 😂

[@mattgerrish908]

I work in a parking garage and you would be surprised how many people hit the curb when they're trying to drive out. I had someone 2 weeks ago who thought they needed to hit the gate with their car to get it to open when the gate failed to open after giving them a parking ticket

[@Obeiidd]

I think they need to make more of Ted! Either movie or the Tv series, I’m fine with both as long as I’m gonna see Ted more!! Oh god I love this bear and the way he talks, act, react literally everything makes me laugh 🤣🤣

[@tenfold7493]

2012,13 were the last years of any normalcy I can remember

[@homensdinkleberg3478]

Teddy never pulled out dat bowl

[@lukethepotatoking]

Ted drives pretty well for a Teddy Bear

[@johnhalbe6530]

A teddy bear can't talk or drive a car.

[@lukethepotatoking]

@@johnhalbe6530 ...that's the fucking joke

[@BryanV-lu2zy]

@@johnhalbe6530no shit Sherlock

[@itgerdijkstra4677]

Am i the only one that thinks ted sounds the same as peter Griffin

[@jessekircher2801]

“Oh come on I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin”

[@randomcanad14n3h]

Same voice actor

[@kakaz1453]

I wonder why

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

Featuring a cameo of SpongeBob SquarePants. 😂

[@aidantherailfan2175]

0:07 lol

[@nateobrien354]

Alvin and the Chipmunks did it first

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@nateobrien354 wdym

[@nateobrien354]

Don’t you remember in the first movie there was a SpongeBob cameo?

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@nateobrien354 oh yeah, that’s right, I remember

[@Canuckchick32]

Coolest teddy bear a kid could have! Hahaha 🧸😂

[@VoodooPadre]

Right after the video, I got an ad with Mark Wahlberg asking if I could pray with him 💀💀 LMFAO

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

Maybe if you pulled the bowl you’d get high ted

[@videomaker8207]

Americans never sink the cone they only ever pack cones then share them

[@guttachetter1087]

@@videomaker8207idk who told u this but as an American i can promise u thats a lie. Not everyone in a country hits a bong the same

[@videomaker8207]

@@guttachetter1087 I’ve seen videos of Americans smoking bongs. 95% of the time they pull the cone out before it’s sunk. Don’t know why but im not gonna stop them. But I rip mine all the way.

[@Time4me2change]

@@videomaker8207 I would think smoking the last bit of burned weed would be addict behavior

[@videomaker8207]

@@Time4me2change it’s called not wasting jt

[@lucataylor-dd4ld]

Спасибо от всей души! 🇺🇿

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

They’re coming they’re coming!

[@helluvademon3936]

1:50 Peter Griffin IRL

[@pweme2985]

Ted fr needa clear that chamber

[@AlanSito-md2ji]

"do i dare look at the clock" when you fkin around

[@jmaguire2232]

Craving a bowl but have work to do. This isn’t the video I needed to see lol

[@DinHarvey]

This movie super funny 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Hi Thomas how are ya?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamalialexnder640]

It is my favorite move I from Trinidad and Tobago🇹🇹😂😂😂😂

[@sullivanmack4084]

Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kronicneurotic]

That bong water was nasty

[@DinHarvey]

Mark Wahlberg smoking weed . with ted super funny movie 🍿🎥

[@StaceyWard-z4s]

Getting high will a little help from my friends 😂

[@evanmurphey]

38,000 in 2012 wasn’t a bad little salary. I was in HS so I was making like nothing

[@derekheffernan8990]

Party time is all that matters xxx

[@franktrevinoDUH]

“Cause in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy $38,000 a year branch manager who’s personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life is it?”

[@joshheath4038]

I read this comment as it was being said 😮

[@luh2xfr]

I smoke za because of this movie istg😂

[@Jim-pn5qr]

Waking and baking

[@someguy42093]

Almsot daily

[@King12606]

​@@someguy42093Ted can not drive for nun.

[@wearelegends553]

Shut up Peter 😂

[@sumper_man]

If u close your eyes he goes from Peter Griffin to Brian😭

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

funny wake and bake scene - in ted [2012] film !!!!

[@ferminbugallo8987]

History of my life

[@videomaker8207]

Ted sound like brian and peter at the same time

[@swede910]

@2:05 That is hilarious! 😂

[@RealPugzo]

38000… that’s not bragging in 2024 as it was in 12😭😂

[@Chancetherocker]

That's the same bong used in the ted series

[@RustMoments]

I hear Peter griffin

[@juanitaroussel1070]

Peter griffin has the same voice as ted

[@AdamBillieJoeArmstrong862]

Watch this whilst high aka stoned fuckin awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephward1071]

I wonder what happened to John’s Parents and Blaire after John grew up

[@Darkhawk501]

I mean when the boss said 38,000 is a good like I was about to yell “BULLSHIT”

[@kayylovee4578]

He sound just like peter griffin.

[@GregStudios8395]

Im still shocked how they were able to have spongebob in this scene

[@IkiTuipulotu]

Sorry that car just came out of no wear 1:24

[@Trainboy56team]

1:31 oh god is it bad?

[@harveyblevins74]

Any real stoner knows u ain't using NO KIND of eye drops in a moving car 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RicklessSanchez]

Tucson Arizona kids goes-why pooh bear take a smoke? Me-he grow up and your not kid so get lost Tucson Arizona.

[@JreYT-e5n]

Why don't they pull the bowls in movies gives me the ick

[@1pharo]

im weak

[@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov]

Johns mom is too awesome in the tv series.

[@marcossierra38]

Ah shit it’s 911 I gotta get high best part

[@angeliousosbourne2306]

A job like that that's what I need I'm high on pills

[@EvilBorat]

"Ah shit 911, I gotta get high"

[@sethhornaday5943]

i never wake and bake in 2012

[@seanm7539]

Haaaa

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

No one under 50 knows who Skerritt is

[@aaronfryer1407]

of course ted would love to be stoned all the time

[@HollyRiddle-g5b]

Mahon don't play with me

[@ryanlevron1972]

$38,000 a year??? And he brags on that...

[@WhalesLoveSmash]

Inflation

[@timstevenson636]

The movies is better Mark and Seth r the bomb

[@CrystalCaldwell-c1w]

Fleeing The Complex: The Kingdom of the Knight (2012) Ending Scene

[@lh137]

38k as a Branch Manager sounds awful even grocery stores can pay better than that.

[@XIceLitNickX]

Math not mathing@@JDelvaMusic

[@learningenglhish-km4oy]

the guy in the movie said 38k not 300k 😅😅

[@flightpointer]

i dont think its that awful, i could work there a lot lmao

[@matyasvisi6324]

2012

[@matyasvisi6324]

inflacifosnehšd

[@BrandonSpencerilluminati123]

O ya

[@salt4821]

peter griffin voice actor???

[@kingbopit9318]

Ted actually did a great job driving…until he dinged the car

[@tntony6886]

"im to high to drive to work" meanwhile majority of the US workforce between the ages of 18-40 are smoking weed in some type to work and during work.

[@andreasfranzmauskrell1126]

fun is race

[@AdinLionalLattimer]

GTA reaction in real life. 1:54

[@fernandopadilla9670]

Bong sounds so annoying

[@Cooldudejr]

Family guy and spongebob came out in the same year

[@jovinjose9971]

Boston woman sound like Peter griffin

[@seanm7539]

Sadly yes

[@aneboonchuy3033]

they also sound like harley quinn, so it honestly depends on how you want to look at it@@seanm7539

[@sirmrkitchenman]

when $38k a year job meant something huh

[@IkiTuipulotu]

Sorry that car just came out of no wear

[@zachlance6301]

$38 k a year aint shi 🤣, i make more than that as dominos delivery driver

[@josephward1071]

Ted and John watch SpongeBob

[@MarcusWalker15]

0:55

[@OmarrK154]

Singing lessons

[@thunderhound0072]

Curious who the fuck ACTUALLY witnessed 9/11 and thought to themselves “holy shit!! I got to get high” genuine question🤔