Wake And Bake | Ted (2012) | Big Screen Laughs

[@mokodo813]

1:29 “That cah just came outta nowhere.” The accent is just spot on. 😂

[@karstenschoenberg9736]

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

[@Trainboy56team]

1:31 oh god is it bad?

[@kingbopit9318]

@@Trainboy56teamaw man

[@art23428]

​@@kingbopit9318john can I speak to you

[@joecamps1119]

It's wild seeing the difference between Ted effects in this first film and the tv series.

[@alejaguilar]

I don't watch the series, would you mind telling me?😅

[@robles4lex]

@@alejaguilarhe more crude in this film

[@joecamps1119]

@@alejaguilar the effect has grown so much, I thought Ted looked pretty impressive in this film but its night and day on the show. The cg has come a long way.

[@Wickedpissah138]

We all get older 😂

[@Tom-gt4vc]

It's been a few years since the film came out....

[@dagitab6867]

I think the fact that they made it from the house to the office ALMOST without a dent until the very last moment deserves some credit on the part of Ted hahah

[@saneman7177]

Ah yes, the stoner who misses work to watch cartoons & get high whilst eating cereals, but is also jacked somehow…

[@purpledonut3772]

I always thought that too tbh. I mean Mark Wahlberg IS John Bennett, he did so good as him I can’t imagine anyone else playing him, but yeah for a stoner loser he’s pretty jacked lmao

[@everydaychemistry6231]

I mean yeah, if you're sitting at home all day it's either get fat or work out.

[@weezee7706]

well i am working 8h a day, and the rest of the day i am just sitting on my ass watching yt, and somehow i have big muscles. Explain that, and dont say "you're build diffrent"

[@weezee7706]

u know shit amigo @@everydaychemistry6231

[@weezee7706]

some people are just build diffrent, we are better lol

[@asturianix9820]

Arrives one hour later (high), doesnt get fired and doesnt lose the opportunity for a promotion. Hell, where can I find THAT job?

[@NICK41206]

If you think that’s progress, you should see Ted’s job

[@asturianix9820]

@@NICK41206 yeah but the manager has a lot of problems, doesnt he?

[@cosmicinsane516]

Government

[@julioe.martinez4606]

Just be a senator…

[@kingbopit9318]

Only in the movies my friend

[@the404error7]

I can't believe that 21 years later they still have the same bong.

[@twentythreenike]

Fr my brothers would’ve broken it by a year

[@Hunter_shull]

My dads had the same one hitter and dugout since he was a teenager. He is 40 now

[@d3ath_kyle396]

Ted smoking the bong wrong gotta pull the bowl out

[@tatemushroom1002]

it milked up and hit his lungs and made him cough... his teddy bear lungs

[@dan.tobeck]

No u pull the bowl out after it sinks Americans just have no idea how to use a bong

[@colinemler2356]

Might have a carb hole

[@Trahzy]

Well, don't HAVE to. But it's a waste.

[@Java_Dude25]

that's what I said 😭

[@kingbopit9318]

“God this is even crazier than when my teddy bear drove me to work” 1:02

[@Sshynx]

The fact that the music cuts in perfectly would fit as a gag and it's killing me

[@shamelawlor7354]

I always get a laugh out of Ted saying I got to talk to my drug dealer about stepping it up lol

[@g-dog_eswshockwave]

0:53 “Oh shit, 9/11! I gotta get high.”

[@hunterwb630]

I say this quote far more than I should

[@Kobrarui]

@@hunterwb630 imma start using this thank you

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

@hunterwb630 I say " oh shit ; its time to get up.... I gotta get high!"

[@marcuscarlson2788]

​@@JohnBock-nq9lr me too 😂 😂

[@Trainboy56team]

John: is it 9:30am?

[@goshdernit]

My biggest pet peeve with this whole clip is how he disses his weed dealer for the weed not getting him high. When he just sucks the bong and doesnt clear it, he just lets the smoke sit in there and turn stale. Dont diss your weed man Ted.

[@MisterRatguy]

Always thought this, these mfs don’t know how to smoke a bong

[@aidantherailfan2175]

0:07 “Do I dare look at the clock?”

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

Foreshadowing for 50 seconds later lol

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@AvoidedOrc36584 hehe

[@Trainboy56team]

Ted: 0:09 look all I’m saying, (cough) is the Boston woman are on the whole a paler uglier sort then women from the elsewhere of life!

[@Winter-tt2ii]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@stokedd]

why are movies not this fun anymore?

[@hawk66100]

Because Hollywood has to put their woke agenda into everything.

[@NoHairofRedemption]

A little thing called DEI being pushed onto every corporate entity by Blackrock forcing everything to be overly political

[@Jordan-pm1vf]

A sign of the times

[@prestonchambers9490]

The quick pull away from the bong always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

[@DominiqueTaylor-yo3qv]

😂😂😂

[@norkshit]

This was the first time I ever saw a bong. This movie. I type this as I am about to take a fat bong rip

[@Trahzy]

What are you like 12?

[@mikewilliams1993]

I don’t know how anyone can wake and bake and go about their day everyone can always tell I’m high lol

[@mariorodriguez5211]

Practice, also I’m habitually addicted so, can’t help it but sometimes I can tell it affects my school work

[@mikewilliams1993]

@@mariorodriguez5211 I’ve smoked every day for years and still couldn’t do the wake and bake thing it was always an end of the day ritual for me not first thing I just couldn’t hang like that

[@mariorodriguez5211]

@@mikewilliams1993 yeaaah it’s better that way anyways man, I feel lazy as hell when I smoke in the morning. I’m trying to cut back till the end of the day

[@yunggatz6638]

@@mariorodriguez5211na same I been smoking consistently for a little over a year now

[@JimGames11746]

Depends on your tolerance and your line of work. Never had much of an issue taking a few rips before a bartending shift. A lot of people in service industry are high at work

[@TechDethMetalHed]

No matter how high you are, people always give you that "are you ok?" look even if they don’t know what weed is

[@Minty_Fresh8]

and the Pepperridge farm reference, haha

[@paztelplayz5995]

That bong water is WOW.

[@krcf3912]

Looks like tea😂

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

​@John-ey7rryou should clean after every 1-2 use bro

[@Winter-tt2ii]

Yeah nasty looking 😂

[@Trahzy]

​@John-ey7rr Okay, do you want like a medal?

[@TobeWill]

The comedy of Ted driving on the road with moving cars and yet he crashes into a parked car when they stop lol 😂

[@mattgerrish908]

I work in a parking garage and you would be surprised how many people hit the curb when they're trying to drive out. I had someone 2 weeks ago who thought they needed to hit the gate with their car to get it to open when the gate failed to open after giving them a parking ticket

[@shoy2882]

Him struggling to open the eye drops was the most relatable part😂

[@josesigala7520]

Oh thats where i keep gettting the oh yeah oh yeahh 😂

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Crazy that $38,000 a year was cushy just 12 years ago. Now that's literally minimum wage

[@scrimbim6056]

I thought I was going crazy and forgot what year this was filmed

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

Featuring a cameo of SpongeBob SquarePants. 😂

[@aidantherailfan2175]

0:07 lol

[@nateobrien354]

Alvin and the Chipmunks did it first

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@nateobrien354 wdym

[@nateobrien354]

Don’t you remember in the first movie there was a SpongeBob cameo?

[@aidantherailfan2175]

@@nateobrien354 oh yeah, that’s right, I remember

[@Obeiidd]

I think they need to make more of Ted! Either movie or the Tv series, I’m fine with both as long as I’m gonna see Ted more!! Oh god I love this bear and the way he talks, act, react literally everything makes me laugh 🤣🤣

[@one6ixer]

seeing this made me want to watch ted

[@mikereeves5979]

The best thing to see a teddy bear smoking pot 😍

[@itgerdijkstra4677]

Am i the only one that thinks ted sounds the same as peter Griffin

[@jessekircher2801]

“Oh come on I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin”

[@randomcanad14n3h]

Same voice actor

[@kakaz1453]

I wonder why

[@Notmiddleg]

Same actor

[@VoodooPadre]

Right after the video, I got an ad with Mark Wahlberg asking if I could pray with him 💀💀 LMFAO

[@Canuckchick32]

Coolest teddy bear a kid could have! Hahaha 🧸😂

[@lukethepotatoking]

Ted drives pretty well for a Teddy Bear

[@johnhalbe6530]

A teddy bear can't talk or drive a car.

[@lukethepotatoking]

@@johnhalbe6530 ...that's the fucking joke

[@BryanV-lu2zy]

@@johnhalbe6530no shit Sherlock

[@tenfold7493]

2012,13 were the last years of any normalcy I can remember

[@Clancydaenlightened]

0:53 Seth MacFarlane remembers 9/11 Missed his flight straight to the twin towers

[@FallofManLiterally]

Man, that one cop must love his job when he does contraband it... lol :0

[@homensdinkleberg3478]

Teddy never pulled out dat bowl

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

Maybe if you pulled the bowl you’d get high ted

[@videomaker8207]

Americans never sink the cone they only ever pack cones then share them

[@guttachetter1087]

@@videomaker8207idk who told u this but as an American i can promise u thats a lie. Not everyone in a country hits a bong the same

[@videomaker8207]

@@guttachetter1087 I’ve seen videos of Americans smoking bongs. 95% of the time they pull the cone out before it’s sunk. Don’t know why but im not gonna stop them. But I rip mine all the way.

[@Time4me2change]

@@videomaker8207 I would think smoking the last bit of burned weed would be addict behavior

[@videomaker8207]

@@Time4me2change it’s called not wasting jt

[@TheJediGerman]

at 20 seconds the sound engineer did a god cut but you can notice a tonal change in the voice even though its subtle

[@jmaguire2232]

Craving a bowl but have work to do. This isn’t the video I needed to see lol

[@franktrevinoDUH]

“Cause in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy $38,000 a year branch manager who’s personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life is it?”

[@joshheath4038]

I read this comment as it was being said 😮

[@sumper_man]

If u close your eyes he goes from Peter Griffin to Brian😭

[@AlanSito-md2ji]

"do i dare look at the clock" when you fkin around

[@helluvademon3936]

1:50 Peter Griffin IRL

[@sullivanmack4084]

Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pweme2985]

Ted fr needa clear that chamber

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Hi Thomas how are ya?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucataylor-dd4ld]

Спасибо от всей души! 🇺🇿

[@evanmurphey]

38,000 in 2012 wasn’t a bad little salary. I was in HS so I was making like nothing

[@jamalialexnder640]

It is my favorite move I from Trinidad and Tobago🇹🇹😂😂😂😂

[@StaceyWard-z4s]

Getting high will a little help from my friends 😂

[@DinHarvey]

This movie super funny 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@garywallace5602]

I'd want the branch manager job. Purely to be personal friends with Viper. "Best of the best...we'll make you better!"

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

They’re coming they’re coming!

[@kronicneurotic]

That bong water was nasty

[@josephward1071]

I wonder what happened to John’s Parents and Blaire after John grew up

[@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov]

Johns mom is too awesome in the tv series.

[@videomaker8207]

Ted sound like brian and peter at the same time

[@kalebhickey2505]

That's because the guy playing him is the same guy, that plays both of them😂how do you not know that

[@connorwilliams5785]

See: The fact that you have to say "They're not that bad", MEANS that they are that bad

[@RealPugzo]

38000… that’s not bragging in 2024 as it was in 12😭😂

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

No one under 50 knows who Skerritt is

[@luh2xfr]

I smoke za because of this movie istg😂

[@DinHarvey]

Mark Wahlberg smoking weed . with ted super funny movie 🍿🎥

[@GregStudios8395]

Im still shocked how they were able to have spongebob in this scene

[@wearelegends553]

Shut up Peter 😂

[@swede910]

@2:05 That is hilarious! 😂

[@juanitaroussel1070]

Peter griffin has the same voice as ted

[@Chancetherocker]

That's the same bong used in the ted series

[@Zero_____Cool-x6h]

Waking and baking 😂

[@harveyblevins74]

Any real stoner knows u ain't using NO KIND of eye drops in a moving car 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@User-pf6wg]

4am trying to sleep may as well take a bong and put this clip on… well would you look at that

[@Flickofdawristwoo]

They look cute 🥰 Ted looks like. Real men

[@Jim-pn5qr]

Waking and baking

[@someguy42093]

Almsot daily

[@King12606]

​@@someguy42093Ted can not drive for nun.

[@ferminbugallo8987]

History of my life

[@ryanlevron1972]

$38,000 a year??? And he brags on that...

[@WhalesLoveSmash]

Inflation

[@kayylovee4578]

He sound just like peter griffin.

[@derekheffernan8990]

Party time is all that matters xxx

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

funny wake and bake scene - in ted [2012] film !!!!

[@mckenna899]

ted would have diabolically dirty bong water 😟

[@sethhornaday5943]

i never wake and bake in 2012

[@seanm7539]

Haaaa

[@Flickofdawristwoo]

Blob blob blob and the other blob 😂😂😂😂

[@RustMoments]

I hear Peter griffin

[@lastsummervalentine]

they need to clean that bong

[@lh137]

38k as a Branch Manager sounds awful even grocery stores can pay better than that.

[@XIceLitNickX]

Math not mathing@@JDelvaMusic

[@learningenglhish-km4oy]

the guy in the movie said 38k not 300k 😅😅

[@flightpointer]

i dont think its that awful, i could work there a lot lmao

[@matyasvisi6324]

2012

[@matyasvisi6324]

inflacifosnehšd

[@AdamBillieJoeArmstrong862]

Watch this whilst high aka stoned fuckin awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Darkhawk501]

I mean when the boss said 38,000 is a good like I was about to yell “BULLSHIT”

[@angeliousosbourne2306]

A job like that that's what I need I'm high on pills

[@oustandingsitter6106]

The tweet: “Omg.. just side swiped one of my buddy’s rental cars in fro-OMG i just totaled my car too! #grrrrrr”

[@EvilBorat]

"Ah shit 911, I gotta get high"

[@IkiTuipulotu]

Sorry that car just came out of no wear 1:24

[@Trainboy56team]

1:31 oh god is it bad?

[@aaronfryer1407]

of course ted would love to be stoned all the time

[@marcossierra38]

Ah shit it’s 911 I gotta get high best part

[@RicklessSanchez]

Tucson Arizona kids goes-why pooh bear take a smoke? Me-he grow up and your not kid so get lost Tucson Arizona.

[@Cooldudejr]

Family guy and spongebob came out in the same year

[@tntony6886]

"im to high to drive to work" meanwhile majority of the US workforce between the ages of 18-40 are smoking weed in some type to work and during work.

[@chriswilcox7828]

Ted should be on Joe Rogan

[@JreYT-e5n]

Why don't they pull the bowls in movies gives me the ick

[@timstevenson636]

The movies is better Mark and Seth r the bomb

[@1pharo]

im weak

[@jovinjose9971]

Boston woman sound like Peter griffin

[@seanm7539]

Sadly yes

[@aneboonchuy3033]

they also sound like harley quinn, so it honestly depends on how you want to look at it@@seanm7539

[@sirmrkitchenman]

when $38k a year job meant something huh

[@CrystalCaldwell-c1w]

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