Walmart and Target are going to war on tiktok

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[@hippopajamas]

As an ex target employee I can confirm that the cart dudes are absolutely bored enough to launch a war.

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

The cart guy for walmart looks like he's going to be a workplace mass shooter.

[@gordonross3270]

EX target employee? What do you do now?

[@hippopajamas]

@@gordonross3270 teacher! lol

[@gordonross3270]

@@hippopajamas honorable profession. Thank you for your work.

[@JingleShoes]

@@hippopajamas I wish you a hefty raise 😌

[@Adakechi]

As a former Target employee, we legally cannot tell you what the balls are for. Once you’re hired, they implant a detonator in your brain, and revealing the ball secrets will result in immediate termination.

[@funkybugman]

of ur job or ur life??

[@sxvxrxlx1864]

@@funkybugman that’s a surprise :)

[@alleriodrone]

I only worked there in the winter months so they didn't get time to implant it... They are for keeping cars from running into the building. Walmart has those concrete pillars, the balls just look better :)

[@CHloE748]

I know this is a joke but they are to stop cars from running into the building/people

[@littlewillowlinda]

@@alleriodrone well that's dark i never would've thought they were for that o.o

[@clarkehamza]

“i refuse to believe that someone was born in 2003” oh boy jarvis, wait til u find out that there were people born in 2004…

[@theswampus670]

I have a co-worker who was born in 2002 and it still confuses me that there is an "adult" younger than my baby sister.

[@neyoid]

People born in 2010 are 11 years old now.

[@WitchDetective]

Yes hello I'm here

[@sesch629]

@@neyoid oh, silly naive Internet person. 11 year olds don't exist.

[@rosilyns2662]

And like me, 2006.

[@kaydenshepherd510]

If Home Depot joins Walmart that's huge. Home Depot has the rail carts, flat carts, and table carts on top of normal carts. That kind of fire power could be world ending in the wrong hands

[@tinamendoza6689]

🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious

[@melanieniemann4160]

That would just mean Target needs an alliance with Lowe's to level the playing field.

[@alleriodrone]

We now need lowes to join target. Then maybe they will have a chance, lol

[@HamTickler]

you heard the home depot theme song in the background of those tiktoks?

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

Maybe Menards

[@EgoFriendly]

Excuse me Jarvis, we at target are not "employees" we're "Team Members" and we don't have "managers" we have "Team Leads" and we don't have a CEO, we have "Daddy Cornell" because we're a family who cares about eachother, which is why Daddy Cornell gives me a 10¢ raise every year if I'm a good slave, I mean team member.

[@hereiampercylover]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@otunsha101]

Daddy??????????

[@angelfonseca7198]

As a current Target team member, this checks out

[@nl8661]

I can verify the validity of this statement.

[@Nataly-lk9yj]

😂😂😂

[@stardustorchard9316]

So, my dad used to be a manager at a Walmart a long long time ago (like in the 80s/90s when they were smaller) And he's told me stories in the past where after shift him and some employees would stand outside of Target and shout stuff or bringing a 'TARGET SUCKS' sign to the parking lot like they were fighting THE MAN, on the war front for... Walmart .. the little guy. If my dad were a young adult today this is the kind of things he'd have been doing.

[@eliastalks7411]

PLEASE have your dad make a series about his time at Walmart in the 80s I need this in my life

[@evil80]

😂😂😂

[@lucyheartfilliadragneel]

A true veteran of the war

[@ashleyking3385]

there are two pubs in the city I live in and for years and years the 2 bars employees have been "at war". They steal parts of the signs or go undercover 🥸 in the bars and stealthily take some iconic things from inside. The staff notice and will text someone from the other bar or the bar that stole something will try and write things on social media highlighting the item that was stolen. Foe those who know about the ongoing war its pretty funny. I gotta say I love people like your dad. if you're a regular of a place and the employees take it up a notch its alot of fun. even employee to employee. love it.

[@wongar1886]

So you're saying this is the world war II of this conflict??

[@guitarhero0000]

why target has balls: “The giant concrete balls, called bollards, serve as safety precautions for keeping cars from driving into the storefront doors and potentially harming shoppers.”

[@Lisekplhehe]

They're not placed closely enough for that.

[@TBH_Inc]

I’m not sure what was up with the picture he showed but usually they are a lot close together.

[@Resters52_official]

@@TBH_Inc I haven't been to Target in a bit, and the last time I passed it I wasn't looking too hard, but I remember them being a fair distance apart, definitely a cars width at least

[@batjackattack5556]

that’s why i have balls too

[@alleriodrone]

@@Lisekplhehe it is really a deterrent and a clear sign that the car is going into a forbidden area. They are close enough together as long as the person is not in a clear state of mind trying to run into the building... You have to be in a pretty bad state of mind to want to run into a target I would think.

[@ic236]

I like to imagine a manager telling a group of minimum wage kids to go to the parking lot and collectively beat up a shopping cart

[@kingofthebis1068]

This is just bizzare. Imagine in the future college business majors learning about this.

[@Sir.Slayer]

That sounds actually fun to learn so they won't

[@vsmith1688]

Not sure about business school, but my minor was in marketing and this is the kind of bullshit I was forced to sit through. Marketing, especially at corporate level, must be the most empty, soulless profession on earth.

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@imngaming8147]

@@vsmith1688 As someone who majored in accounting and interned in Audit, I can confirm accounting is the most empty, soulless profession on earth lol.

[@Did.You.Forget]

They’ll have to because...marketing 🤷🏿‍♂️ They have South Park college courses..

[@ScenicFights]

I like how the dramatic Home Depot theme song appears at 3:41

[@RileyzStudioz]

_Sent Me_

[@RileyzStudioz]

@@cecil6075 💀

[@cecil6075]

@@RileyzStudioz put da gun away and go build brown bricks in minecrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RileyzStudioz]

@@cecil6075 🚶🏽‍♀️I will not be taking that into consideration. -But I will consider aiming it at you-

[@cecil6075]

@@RileyzStudioz uh did you read my earlier comment? i heard the home depot song & became the joker (immune to bullets)

[@queenfrostine97]

I love the concept that there are Targets and Walmarts out there located so close to each other that they share a parking lot, as if they don’t have the exact same function

[@mirrepoix]

we have a Target and Walmart that share a parking lot, not even 10 miles from where i live. why? your guess is as good as mine. they also share the parking lot with a Costco, which only makes things more confusing. although i don't think Walmart and Target are direct competitors to Costco, so that probably makes more sense than the combination Sam's Club-and-Costco parking lot that's maybe 20 miles in the opposite direction.

[@pasatebo]

tf2 but with carts

[@mantis-manthegreat]

Our target and Walmart are a little more than across from eachother, so still pretty close

[@apho-sappho]

@@mirrepoix Dude my town has a walmart and target seperated by a costco I find that so funny

[@mirrepoix]

@@apho-sappho they need costco between them so they don't fight. smaller scale grocery stores tend to be very aggressive, but adding a bulk-sale species will usually offset it. very important to pick your grocery store's lot-mates carefully!

[@invinciblegames9480]

As someone that lives in Australia. There is only a Target here and no Walmart meaning that target would definitely have the numbers. Unfortunately for target, Walmart would have more guns

[@linneascameraroll]

canadian here, we have walmarts but no targets

[@KingOfGaymes]

Walmart also has the wack weird people

[@PouLS]

No Walmarts or Targets in Poland. We have Biedronka tho

[@andylorenzo4097]

The woolies and Coles cold war

[@lauratroy13]

As an European: wtf is Walmart and target even 😁

[@Cole.....]

The fact that these two guys are named Jaden and Colton is just *chef’s kiss*

[@Wired_User]

Yeah they really got the “middle class white boy” names lol

[@jadenhamilton8674]

I would have to agree :)

[@JoshuaUm]

@@Wired_User Jaden Smith 🤷

[@jadenwilson8953]

@@jadenhamilton8674 i would also like to agree

[@frogsquared7867]

they’re invading

[@emiegirl]

Jarvis giving us the real stories of this horrific war. It's journalism like this that keeps the truth alive

[@ethanosweat]

I'm gonna like this and make it 70 likes.

[@TimeBucks]

this is so entertaining

[@marurei143]

@LA HAHHAHAHA SAMEE

[@allknowingpineapple4112]

Who tf are you?

[@pinkpunther]

I would totally love an "enemies to lovers" arc for Walmart and Targy

[@aladventure2502]

I can already see the fan art now

[@aladventure2502]

@Willy on Wheels can you stop…..why do you people like spamming random videos

[@Hip.Username]

Targy will eventually get pregnant... But Lowes will be the father. And the result will be an American IKEA

[@pinkpunther]

@@aladventure2502 me too!

[@aladventure2502]

@@Hip.Username LOVE TRIANGLE!!?!

[@BitzelBlockington]

why are they playing the home depot music

[@soobred2672]

bitzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mossmania]

honestly idk

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I was wondering if anyone would mention that.

[@EXXTREMEGAMER5600]

what happened if you pee in someone’s mouth

[@lissasdf6724]

came here to say this lol

[@AwkBlackGirl]

As a former Target employee, I will never ever support Target in this war. That 5% discount was BS, it barely took off tax!

[@nineiza8602]

Well take what you can get really. I mean I work retail right now but I don’t get a discount at all🥹

[@marshmellofluff]

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003. And I won't be elaborating further" cracked me up

[@anastasiao4036]

Me, who was born in 2003: Well, guess I don't exist then

[@kc.21k]

We really went from “T-T-T-T-ARGETTTT” to *We will win this Target v Walmart War*

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Omg I know right

[@Benseer]

@@Chkprofilename this is not t-t-t-t-t-taaarrrget

[@evil80]

“Walmart War” 😂😂😂

[@lynettep9309]

Radio shack ack ack ack

[@kfen2168]

out of all the things i would have thought would happen this year, i would not expect it to be target vs. walmart

[@kfen2168]

@Thx ❤ go away 😇

[@CosmicTheWeb]

did anyone actually expect it?

[@kfen2168]

@@CosmicTheWeb probably not, i would’ve expected a deadly world pandemic before this

[@justrenderin1279]

The funny thing is that they've always been competitors. Except it was with Investors, Target is actually a safe bet for investing as they've been on a slow rise up, where as Walmart is more like cliffs and valleys. I had to do an annoying amount of research and present the Walmart vs Target investment war for an Accounting Course. But now it's just memes

[@elleblythe8355]

Babe it’s always BEEN target vs. Walmart😩 they’re literally the same store except one is more expensive lmao

[@clacks5605]

The Walmart “ball is ours” laugh sounds like a video game character

[@myname4577]

It would be hilarious if Lowe’s joins the Target side and Home Depot joins the Walmart side simply because of the color theme

[@QuantumBoogaloo]

The issue is that I think there’s some sort of agreement between Lowe’s and Walmart. I’m in the southeast US, and I always see the two together. Like I’ve never seen a Lowe’s without a Walmart nearby

[@jasmine1926]

All corporate shenanigans aside, Colton and Jayden do sound like the names of 2 opposing male leads of a YA novel….

[@lauratroy13]

Involved in a love triangle drama with the shy new girl

[@nothinggood]

let them fall in love :(

[@comentingman1507]

@@secretaznjen oh god no.....

[@jiyama]

@@secretaznjen rivals turned lovers, one of my favorites!

[@ratadedospatas1]

@@lauratroy13 nah screw the new girl, there’s already thousands of books about girls like her, they can fall in love with each other instead

[@KayGee_yt]

I truly adore that for the most part, Walmart and target are actually not involved (and not firing their employees making these videos). Just some kids havin fun 😀

[@Ryan-mi8dd]

I’m a cart guy for jewel Osco a large grocery store in Chicago and this war is a very serious thing long before tik tok started making it a public thing this war has been going for ages mangers have been involved for years in my strip mall carts have drowned help prisoner and extreme cases killed there’s no joke about this

[@angel-hu3bp]

@Willy on Wheels bots have literally given up and putting words on their comments and are now just putting links

[@TheSonicWafflez]

I'm 29 but never do I feel more like an 87 year old than when Jarvis tells me about the ludicrous shit Tiktok is up to. XD

[@maxman1244]

Man throwing up his "colours" after stomping the cart got me way too hard 😂

[@Emily-pn1rg]

Of course Home Depot is with Walmart, as I'd imagine Lowe's would be with Target. It just makes sense, lol.

[@gavinisdie]

Coincidentally my local home depot used to be a Walmart but replaced it when Walmart moved down the road lol

[@kairi99roxas]

As a Lowe's employee, I definitely side with Target!

[@alastorlapid2365]

And Menard's sides with no man.

[@marcusmoore5526]

There is literally a Lowe's across the Target closest to where I live.

[@Emily-pn1rg]

Not to add to the fights, but I will also go out on a limb and say hobby lobby is for Walmart and Joanne's is for Target.

[@mathis3440]

As a former Walmart employee I can not fathom having any sort of loyalty to that hell store even for clout.

[@poppytarts3405]

u could've been a spy!!

[@ITSETERNITYINHERE]

The Damara pfp

[@autumn5130]

I second this. I took a job there in loss prevention as a filler. Never meant it to be a permanent thing, but holy hell idk how people stand working for that shit company for years!! Team Target.

[@anotherterribleday]

Tbf for some of them at least, it’s probably not (entirely) about clout - it can just be fun to feel like you’re a part of a big storyline like this?

[@kat9866]

I don't think it's for loyalty- it's more to make the hell that is working there better, even a slight bit fun. Also, Dorito's comment is probably right too.

[@pjwhite6829]

Walmart has cart quantity, but Target has cart quality. I've seen one of those red carts tumble down a very steep 40-ish ft rocky slope and come out practically unscathed.

[@Nonyah123]

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003, and I won't be elaborating further" Everything about this sentence was prestine

[@luckymars2410]

i like how you include some sort of context for a few things that are maybe normal to a US citizen, bc as someone from a different country, it's not so obvious to me and Target, for instance, is not something we have here. so it's nice to feel included. keep up the good work!!

[@sleepyninjarin7971]

I live in Australia and I don't know what Walmart really is, I always imagine it as aldi

[@FlSKMASTER]

@@sleepyninjarin7971 I think Walmart is some kind of strange dimension where eldritch beings live

[@princessmanitari4993]

Here in the netherlands those kinda stores are only allowed for businesses. So if you don't have a business you can't go, we instead have a lot more smaller supermarkets! We also just literally do not have any use for those big ass convenient stores; we're too small of a country and we'd rather go to a specific store then all in one! France does have the bigger supermarket/convenience stores though; mainly due to distance!

[@nickywags0712]

@@sleepyninjarin7971 is that where Aldi’s is from??? I love that place

[@Taleneki]

@@nickywags0712 No, Aldi is a German company shared by two brothers who are enemies. One owns Aldi Süd, the other owns Aldi Nord.

[@dominique8655]

13:30 you missed an incredible opportunity to say “it’s not for the faint of cart”

[@ZijnShayatanica]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Sorry for screaming. Your comment just absolutely killed me. 😆🤣

[@GogiRegion]

The balls in front of target prevent cars from blocking customers. It’s basically just a branded version of the poles you see in front of other stores like Walmart, but spherical to look a bit like the center of a target.

[@Leenybear]

Well…Thank you, Alexis. I think you’ve genuinely just explained a giant mystery.

[@girlinred373]

Jarvis: "I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003." Me, who was born in 2003: 👁👄👁

[@janellelives5158]

I guess we just don’t exist…….

[@meridzs]

no you weren't

[@abimorelikeapee]

sorry, you're lying apparently

[@ihateithere6432]

What a whack year to be born in

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

Same. *fades out of existence*

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

I'm pretty sure there's no Target or Walmart in my country, so this feels like watching a documentary about american wildlife

[@oddlynicole16]

You’re lucky, shopping cart migration season is the worst here; they always block the roads

[@ixamisus]

@@oddlynicole16 in europe most of them stay in there little regions

[@samimartinez1409]

@@ixamisus lucky… sometimes we’ll have stampedes here in the US!

[@harasnicole]

As someone who used to work at Walmart, I'm rooting for Target.

[@GogiRegion]

*Walmart:* Pays shit and treats employees like shit. *Target:* Actually pays acceptable wages, treats workers way better, and the company made a stance against transphobia in their stores. This is at least how it was in my area, so I know which company I’ll root for!

[@kait112]

Target also pays shit. I'm a former employee. I hope they both lose

[@anastasiao4036]

@@kait112 Target still pays better. They also have better benefits for students going into college or who are in college

[@kait112]

Still a miserable experience and not worth the pay. I hated every moment of it and I would never work there again, I don’t care what schooling they allegedly cover - they’re a terrible employer

[@luniivii]

I live where walmart was founded, and I am also rooting for target.

[@FlurarInuyi]

I think my biggest problem with this is that the guy who started it was completely ignored by the company overall. Despite potentially bringing them tons of business, he probably didn't even get a raise.

[@addygrubb9021]

Thank you Jarvis for being such a tireless war correspondent in this whole conflict, I would be very confused if you hadn't been there to give me a complete timeline 🙌

[@weepingbelle4528]

These dudes might've gotten $10 gift cards, if their managers are generous

[@orangecat9559]

@@tessahartman7870 damn lucky you

[@ollieollieoxenfree3246]

I worked with one of them, You’d be surprised 😳

[@___sacha______3707]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@yawninglion1677]

My manager once ordered a pizza for me because I agreed to work a long morning shift.

[@gryffindornim]

@@yawninglion1677 thats cool

[@capnceem]

I'm genuinely starting to wonder when the corpo-humanoids from Community are gonna start popping up

[@linneascameraroll]

literally

[@Wired_User]

They’re already here

[@me30000]

Subway runs all the corporation Twitters

[@TheAbigailDee]

Subway!!!

[@sovietbot6708]

Imagine a Target employee trying to steal a Walmart cart, but they're unable to push it because one of the wheels are jammed

[@ding-dong_bing-bong]

Jarvis talking about the stock market to his teenage fan base gives me life lmao

[@kassemir]

I mean, if kids start shoplifting from Walmart and Target instead of from school - that'd be a win-win, right :)

[@zulu-bravo255]

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

[@sierrab5010]

@@zulu-bravo255 yeah but they didn’t support BLM sooo 🤪 (lol jk don’t steal)

[@mars6855]

@@zulu-bravo255 you are so funny and edgy omg

[@rainjay2516]

@@zulu-bravo255 VERY technically.... but literally both of them are absolute billion dollar trash that chronically underpay and overwork their employees. Fuck them both - can't steal from a corporation, it's called "reclamation"~ ;P

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I already did my part and I'm banned from both. I am a corporate war veteran!

[@Crimson_Knight004]

Mom! The brands are fighting (and acting like “relatable people” to appeal to the wider market) again! >:(

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@sherifflasso]

Go to bed honey

[@gracefulslumber8441]

>:[

[@personman2346]

@@Chkprofilename the bots didn't take long did they?

[@haileygiabiconi8830]

@@Chkprofilename dude what's your deal

[@emilymcmahon9532]

the balls are cement, and the building is mostly glass in the front. if a stray car were to fly into the target, perhaps ball would save the day

[@explodingfiregaming]

Yeah everyone born in 2003 like myself was just was plopped down from the sky to earth. Birth was not a concept allowed in our time.

[@badassfroslass]

The funniest part of this was the burntbacon one was playing a remix of the Home Depot song and I don’t know why but it makes it so much funnier

[@___sacha______3707]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@___sacha______3707]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@miyurd4699]

bro that fucking ringing sound

[@thag_simmons]

"You did not discover target" the idea of finding an undiscovered target store deep within a rainforest sounds like a far side strip

[@spiderbug7615]

Or an SCP article

[@Spidertheidiot]

@@spiderbug7615 I wanna know what a spider bug is, for science.

[@spiderbug7615]

@@Spidertheidiot It's like a spider, but cooler😎. (lol, it's just a play on my IRL nickname Bug, plus I thought it was funny cuz spiders aren't actually bugs)

[@zulu-bravo255]

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

[@fauna5328]

@@spiderbug7615 like the infinite IKEA

[@conyXcony253]

This anime needs a second season

[@UrMissingSock]

As a Canadian we don’t have target here. When I went to California we visited a target and a Walmart, Target there is like a Walmart here while Walmart there is disgusting

[@rosehearts8380]

Imagine being a tired worker and your boss tells you that you now have to be the ball outside.

[@zulu-bravo255]

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

[@81bnforeal]

@@zulu-bravo255 average MaximillianMus fan

[@saa-wnbaw]

@@zulu-bravo255 walmart gay, argument won

[@saturnash]

I'm so glad the employees didn't get fired. That happens so often! I was worried that was where it would end up. Glad it stayed wholesome.

[@zulu-bravo255]

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

[@Legority]

@@zulu-bravo255 shut up

[@davidryan780]

Hey

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@zulu-bravo255 bruh

[@anastasiao4036]

@@zulu-bravo255 This channel supports LGBT so you should leave

[@DreamieMomo]

Hey! I just wanted to say my baby niece loves watching your videos and keeps babbling at the screen since she thinks you're talking to her. She laughs and smiles a lot too. 😊

[@PapaItalian]

Actually, the balls at target are little force fields to protect the shopping carts that were injured in battle.

[@LunarEleven]

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003... And I won't be elaborating further." No need. I would choose ignorance if I didn't have a kid born then... Makes it so hard to not believe.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Your kid is not real, nobody is born past 2000

[@4swordsluver]

what does this mean

[@QuantumBoogaloo]

@Jupiter me neither

[@bloodyneptune]

It means they would also try to pretend people couldn't have been born in 2003, if not for the fact that they have a child that was born in 2003, which makes it hard to pretend nobody could have been born in 2003. The original joke being that it makes us feel old knowing that there's teens born in 2003

[@lucyheartfilliadragneel]

welp. looks like its time for me to disappear into the aether

[@ZioFeda]

"Lord knows why they decided to do the annoying orange style" It's addressing Apple directly, that's why. Man that orange used to give me nightmares, I had hoped humanity would have moved on by now.

[@deasyastarr]

Yet here we are, stay strong

[@twonerdsandageekproduction3831]

I might be really dumb but why are they directly addressing Apple

[@ZioFeda]

@@twonerdsandageekproduction3831 in the video? Because they have a commercial partnership I guess...

[@thederprex7450]

Pretty soon Samsung will join Walmart

[@aloecat8187]

All I can think is that I’d love to see an enmities to lovers fanfic written about this entire situation

[@SpaceFlamingo07]

Thank goodness Piggly Wiggly stayed neutral. They wouldn’t stand a chance in the war.

[@georgie488]

as an australian we don’t have walmart, never have, and target recently decided to leave australia. We are good at staying out of wars, i guess.

[@legatoblues13]

Because felons can't sign for selective service?

[@happygreenclean]

Except with the emus!

[@georgie488]

@@happygreenclean I was waiting for this comment! The emu war- the proudest moment in this nation’s recent history

[@georgie488]

@@legatoblues13 excuse me?

[@legatoblues13]

@@georgie488 it's an aussie joke🙄

[@cartmanpilled]

i laughed way harder than i should have at “walmart costume” i’m crying

[@CadenceTheSloth]

Finally everyone recognises that shopping carts are sentient

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Love how about halfway through this Jarvis suddenly becomes a News Reporter xD

[@BirdMoose]

Regardless of the dystopia of brands trying to use social media to emotionally attach themselves to us, the kid who started it and people who did the early responses deserve massive raises.

[@impostor8850]

The corporations are watching tiktok, youtube and taking notes, they are all impostors like me trying to fit in. We have a lot in common

[@shannons3419]

how tf did you get verified

[@shirashirashirashirashir]

funny

[@jiyama]

like Randy said back in '99: *EVERYBODY IS SUS*

[@IvetteMary]

@@shannons3419 I was about to ask the same lol

[@fbigoose5704]

i swear every video i have ever watched you've comented on lol

[@her1494]

fun fact: target has balls in front of there store to try and stop any out of control carts, cars, trucks, etc. so that the store doesn’t get ruined. that’s the purpose of balls 💁‍♀️ (other stores do this too, but sometimes w poles or other items)

[@MortarMain]

Walmart uses blue poles.

[@HorsesCowsWELSHGOATS]

I’m going to need an enemies to lovers fanfic about Jaden and Colton now please

[@LilZoom_]

Loving all these absolute devious licks from both walmart and target.

[@LabRattKio]

i worked at walmart for 8 years, a lot of us would just steal shit during our shifts and walk out at the end of the day saying we accidentally threw out the receipt. i knew a guy who worked in toys who stole an xbox 360 when they first came out (tho usually what people stole was food because we could hardly afford to eat with our pay as they refused to hire people full time unless they worked there for like 6+ years, and even then you had to get lucky)

[@contentthemaker]

Diabolical even

[@wren_.]

I want to steal the target dog and paint it’s little target with the Walmart symbol

[@___sacha______3707]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@justjaein]

“I refuse to believe people were born in 2003” funnily enough those people are now legal adults.

[@LlamasOnJUPITER]

it's true, but you shouldn't say it

[@nerida3347]

I'm becoming a legal adult in November and I'm just like. Being an adult? In my me?

[@marissam3176]

People born in 2010 are turning 11.

[@astranova1674]

😎 yup, I’m an adult now

[@kyleecook6671]

That is....such a bizarre thought.

[@JayCrosby32]

The lore behind this war is getting intense 💀

[@melodyviewing7364]

Ffinally an opportunity to share my useless knowledge!!! The target balls are to stop cars from driving into the store. It’s the same reason some walmarts have those blue concrete pillars

I did not expect this coming at all

[@erythroblastosis10]

How tffff do u have a verified channel

[@thatoneguy9582]

alright show us the deleted videos

[@kirbybie]

rip

[@Qwerty-yp3jq]

Bought Account

[@Sitcomabed]

What did Target expect! Theyre quite literally a big red target!

[@mallosteric]

this is good stuff right here

[@lwanco1018]

I work at Hobby Lobby, we've been in a secret war with Michael's for years.

[@Kupufle]

As a British person I have no idea what both of those shops are but now I’m tempted to work at Tesco to start a war with Aldi

[@LezbeOswald]

this whole "trend" ig is so american lmfao like corporations doing "how you do fellow real people :)" is already weird enough but i think it sucks that what started off as a minimum-wage employee just joking around on their own tiktok turned into a massive corporate marketing thing

[@landanross2966]

JS Walmart and target both pay well above minimum wage, especially now

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

@@landanross2966 their employees are still overworked homie.

[@theversacelife5232]

We love non American superiority complexes.

[@MintySuika]

this is a certified hood classic

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@chainswordcs]

thank you cirno 🙏

[@annejackson6944]

Gotta respect Jarvis for going through some TikToc supermarket lore

[@Brooke-gb2hx]

I live right around Walmart central USA and it’s ridiculous how many people take the war on Target seriously

[@gracefulslumber8441]

It's strange because I use Walmart and Target for different things. I see Walmart as a place to get basic items such as food, cleaning supplies, pet supplies, holiday items, storage etc. for cheap because Target tends to be more expensive for those items. I use target for clothes, accessories, decoration, and more specialty foods (gluten free, dairy free, vegan, etc.) The clothes/accessories at Target tend to be more my style and slightly better quality than Walmart. Also Target feels more like a traditional department store like Macy's or JCPenneys now, while Walmart still feels like a regular all purpose store. I don't really see them as competitors, but as different types of stores that happen to have a LOT of overlap.

[@maretvilla1531]

Agree. Walmart is more for grocery shopping and for non grocery, Wal-Mart has more choices but Target has better qualities. Walmart is on top. Target is below just looks more polished.

[@BasicallyIKilledTheCat]

I don’t know why but I want an hour long documentary on this, it’s kinda giving me hope for humanity

[@sailorsnow5815]

Target vs Walmart feuding is just like mom and dad fighting 😭

[@Stuffgamer1]

I get almost all my Tik Tok news from you. Thank you for this great service as you filter the interesting stuff out of that cesspool.

[@hadrijanmilenkovic6484]

"The video is over now"? Sounds like Jarvis picked a side in the Danny-Drew war 👀

[@zulu-bravo255]

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

[@prachiarora6245]

@@zulu-bravo255 How does supporting LGBTQIA* community make someone worse?

[@dustyzoiveon6161]

@@prachiarora6245 They're spamming a ton of comments for attention. Just mark them as spam and ignore them, they don't seem to be responding to anyone anyway.

[@yawninglion1677]

Damn, I always knew his split personality would cause issues. It's like Jekyll and Hyde... though at least he has a neutral persona in Kurtis.

[@nadiajaramillo7323]

"What have you done in life?" "I started a war between Walmart and Target."

[@TheWisme]

In my city, target and walmart are literally across the street from one another.

[@buriedberry]

When I was in high school around the time coltonruns2003 was born, we went to our rival school for a football game. Some kids had a bedsheet that had been spray painted with "The Sheetz is ours!" Apparently, in addition to the school rivalry, there was also a turf war. Over a gas station. I wonder what Sheetz would have said back then if Tiktok had been around.

[@sarecasticgames]

Ahh, you can never go wrong with some Jarvis content

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@jacobrees8909]

Noone asked you tho

[@susanfleisner8035]

@@jacobrees8909 Why do you have to be rude for no reason?

[@jacobrees8909]

@@susanfleisner8035 she said that for no reason aswell

[@bellac6311]

@@jacobrees8909 god, who pissed in ur cornflakes?

[@jtroxler8]

Jarvis: “I refuse to believe that there are people who were born in 2003.” Me, an 18 year old: “Oh, ok.”

[@watermalin]

as someone born in 99 my brain just stops comprehending that people born after me exist 😂😂

[@ansleyzigzag]

sans undertale pfp

[@personman2346]

Nice pfp mate

[@personman2346]

@@watermalin so your 2022 yo?

[@iMatterhorn7]

I’m 2003 too 😎 bout to turn 18 at the end of the week

[@unknownunknown5822]

I feel like with the first two employees it could be a successful BL novel at Barnes and Noble

[@krisg669]

Bro, everybody at Walmart got a small raise recently because of this shit

[@AirLight1646]

WWI: Allies VS Central Powers WWII: Allies VS Axis WWIII: Target VS Walmart

[@Wired_User]

Dude don’t joke man, we’re almost at that point. Walmart is big enough that they could literally be a country if they wanted.

[@AirLight1646]

@@Wired_User trust me, *I wasn’t joking*

[@Wired_User]

@@AirLight1646 Feck

[@parkchimmin7913]

@@Wired_User Disney too lmao

[@Wired_User]

@@parkchimmin7913 Bruh don’t remind me. Mexico’s gonna have to invade the Disney-US country-conglomerate and save us from the Mouse Cult. Probably gonna need to walk off Florida to prevent Disney from taking the rest of America over

[@adele6020]

hey jarvis, you probably won’t see this but i love the way you laugh at your own jokes. i know you’ve expressed trying to stop this but i find it adds such a casual vibe to the video never stop being yourself :)

[@spiderbug7615]

Right, like those are my favorite parts of all of his vids and honestly the reason I subbed because I love seeing people crack up at stuff, it's cute🥰☺️

[@starsiadraws]

You're such a beautiful human, I hope Jarvis sees it, and that have a wonderful day/night. 🥺 /gen

[@mariodoblado668]

amusing yourself is a very important thing, I mean, most of the time you're alone with your own persona

[@littlemsterious991]

this video was a 20 minute reminder to read manufacturing consent

[@vintagecrayon4504]

Fun fact: The reason for the balls (and the poles in front of walmart) is to prevent cars from crashing into the store

[@user-kc6sr4hx8q]

That walmart employee putting on a jacket on the ball and laughing sounds like one of those mobile game ads that nobody plays but laughs at

[@LunarEleven]

When I see "are you 🔴 or 🔵" thing it makes me think the Pepsi logo got a divorce...

[@aryanbaviskar4127]

Jarvis is the only person that sounds sarcastic all the times he speaks.

[@chemicalwonderland2492]

There are a stack of hundreds of Walmart carts at the local king Soopers. They just stack them in back and don't give a shit. Lol

[@KingJojoB]

Feels good seeing Jarvis upload😮‍💨

[@Chkprofilename]

Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp2sc3qbhpmWfKc True

[@furryfucker420]

Y'all are GOOFY

[@AirLight1646]

Oh a verified user with no videos. Totally legit. AND OMG THATS THE REAL TOMMYINNIT LETS GO

[@sarecasticgames]

Yes indeed!

[@John-se6it]

it does indeed