'Wario Land 3' (Creepypasta/Trollpasta)

Wario is such a lame Mario clone.
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[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

"It tried to kill me. I think it failed." Best sentence ever. How can you be not sure at first if something failed to kill you or not?

[@thenumberquelve158]

To play Devil's Avocado, perhaps the game could've failed to DIRECTLY kill the narrator, but implanted some kind of unkillable virus in his body that he wouldn't know about until later. ... But that's probably giving too much credit.

[@milli5968]

@@thenumberquelve158 d e v i l ' s a v o c a d o

[@thenumberquelve158]

@@milli5968 Admittedly, that's not my expression. It belongs to.... shoot, someone I used to watch on KZbin a LONG time ago, I can't even remember who it is now.

[@user-vl6rt8sj6x]

What is with creepypasta writers with thinking that something written or said in a foreign language automatically makes it scary?

[@harmonlanager2670]

Sexiest Women on the Internet You see, us Americans are terrified of other nations. Greatest fear in fact. I still have nightmares whenever I hear French.

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

Sexiest Women on the Internet Because most troll/creepypasta fans get scared of anything.

[@OnkelFenrir]

Sie haben dabei ja auch vollkommen recht! Nichts auf dieser schönen Welt vermag es, mir solch einen grausigen Schauer über das Rückgrat zu jagen, wie diese garstigen ausländischen Zungen! Oh Master Beezlebub steh mir bei und halte mich in deinen allmächtigen Schwingen! Scary, right?

[@somebadbatter]

Fenrir Fletcher mein Herz sprang mir aus der Brust und wollte mich ermorden,so graußelig ist diese Geschichte für mich! Oh nein! Hätte ich doch nur meine Augen von dieser Nachricht abgewendet

[@OnkelFenrir]

Tha Bad Batter Wohl wahr, wohl wahr, mein Gefährte. Weh über uns, solch sinistre Lore betrachtet zu haben!

[@Vee_Sheep]

"[...]My heart stopped[...]" "[...]I couldn't breathe for about 20 seconds[...]" Is this character a fucking Highlander? I'm not a medical professional, but I'm pretty sure that both of those are very much fatal.

[@miaumiaumiaumiaumiauou]

Mr.Kitty Cat ...I can hold my breath for like 40 seconds and I have asthma so he wouldn't die if his breathing would stop, but about the heart stopping bit, I really don't know.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

20 seconds isn't that long to hold your breath. Unless he also tried to sprint at the same time he should be completely fine.

[@p.6563]

EVERY GAMING CREEPYPASTA EVER Spoopy old man: U want an old game? You:... You: YEAH! (At home) You: AW NAW ISSSSS HAWNTED You: I BE SPOOPED You: IS BAD ded

[@OnkelFenrir]

O no, i scard. To crrepy. Me ded.

[@fuzzyjusttoomuch]

Yay I got a gam kalled Sanic 06 it terifyng it too scry o no 666. O no sanic phased through my tV scren and kil me. Me now ded im skelton and writng this tu u nevr play sanic 06 0r u will be det to

[@thehandheldgamer6589]

#1 spookiest creepypasta

[@rastarappa2269]

"Who.... who is doing this!?" I asked. He turned to me and said two words... *Your mom*

[@myessheetpoests7369]

"Oh my god. I really want a donut right now"

[@mashitandsmashit]

- HoodoHoodlumsRevenge (2017)

[@dragonempress8367]

@@Lunar54567s so what

[@callumsparrow4379]

11:07 - "It was at this moment where I think I temporarily lost my sanity". Because of course that's how Sanity works.

[@DeepSouthern]

the only thing worse than this creepypasta is this fucking gameplay smh

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

Yoshi Ikr? Who uses automatic drifting?

[@shippyboio]

Why doesn't he just take the fricken game cartridge out if he was so scared god.

[@poptart4325]

Abby Donald creepypasta protagonists are not an intelligent bunch

[@shippyboio]

DeusOmega Agreed.

[@lapis1839]

Abby Donald cause the I couldn't remove it cliche would appear

[@g-forcefgt323]

Bc he cant turn it off or some shit bc plot

[@wintersnow998]

What friend gives you a haunted game cartridge knowing you'll likely die since the same thing is happening to them?

[@theaveragehuman378]

Friend that doesn't like you.

[@Burnttoast0505]

Why does everyone want to make video games scary? How about we make KZbinr Creepypastas? . . . . . . . Shit I can see the Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Mary Sue characters already

[@amethysttvgl1601]

Morgan McDowell i assume you havent seen the anti septiceye and darkiplier showdown huh??? XD

[@Garrulous64]

Morgan McDowell Please don't give the creepypasta authors any ideas

[@de.nebula6592]

TOO LATE IM DOING IT!

[@tonypeppermint5329]

It's too late.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

As far as I remember there already was some shitty creepypasta with Pewdiepie in it but I don't remember what it was called anymore.

[@Missing_Milord]

I didn't even pay attention to the story, I was more interested in the gameplay and getting angry from the choices they made

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

Red Shadow Same. Terrible bike, automatic drifting, Kart was alright though.

[@TheFEARSlayer01]

UltraMarioLegendz I can't play Wii without auto drift I can play any other without it though

[@xyzc0n]

On one screen was 1st place and the other was 12th. But then it was 11&12th.

[@maverick837]

I know lol

[@thehandheldgamer6589]

I was doing that but also listening to the story

[@funkyegg7270]

hey, show some respect for wario! unlike mario he is brilliant, ripped, charming, and cool

[@yellowvillager8498]

"This is not good." The story has become self aware.

[@undead923]

"Emergency Bowie Knife" Who's the narrator, Brock Samson?

[@shroomitethe8712]

TheUndeadGamer don't forget about his dad's emergency flares.

[@cry0genic784]

"He injected some weird yellow liquid into him." *Meet the Sniper* "Snipings a good job mate."

[@nuclearpotato4073]

Oh man, that mario kart game play gives me nostalgia

[@Pennywistful]

"Who is doing this?" I asked him. "Such a lust for revenge - WHOOOOOOOOO?"

[@thecrossroadsofnowhereandg4663]

I love terrible creepypastas they make me laugh so hard and they make me feel better when I'm like upset or sick and you're reactions hood make it all the more better

[@destinationparanoia7266]

I don't think this Earth could keep turning without Trollpastas; "I picked it up and I died" - What even is tension?

[@geekygamergirl7259]

For a Trollpasta that was actually really good! No, really. I liked it.

[@ellie4970]

Hoodo, can you please read a Jeff x reader fan fic. There's a lot of them!

[@Cdr2002]

Ewwwwww

[@Garrulous64]

Ellie K I second this. Find the absolute worst one possible and have a field day.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh god. Well, Hoodo will have fun.

[@amethysttvgl1601]

Dat mario kart x-treme gameplay though. Also btw hoods you are awesome and thanks for always giving something for me to laugh at or be scared of!!!

[@thyavenger9517]

There's a real game called Mario Kart X-treme. But it's rather dated, and the only thing you do is drive... -[...over people and watch their heads splatter the screen.]-

[@gabbls_]

I LOVE the warioland series. Especially Wario land 4!

[@anueutsuho7425]

The virgin Blood Whistle protagonist: commits suicide from scary imagery not much worse than your average Robot Chicken sketch The chad Wario Land 3 protagonist: the bosses from the game come out of the game to kill him IRL and he kicks their asses like Doomguy

[@sethhorst6158]

You want fun? Wario show you fun!

[@thenumberquelve158]

I don't know how it's possible to look at a statement about a game cartridge taking itself out of a Gameboy Color and thrusting into someone's mouth without bursting out laughing. also, this creepypasta earned a whole lot of *DINGS* , didn't it?

[@DrawtoonzStudio]

That was less of a creepypasta and more of an action flick.

[@zoura3113]

"i really want a donut right now" then get one

[@un-capital3666]

The narrator sure had a rotten day.

[@woke2367]

7:40 thats the reson that Wario has a mangled body

[@gr4ve-desecr4tor]

Soooo... you saw a ten foot tall video game character in your driveway? #GameTheory XD

[@pokelover3602]

I'm watching this while eating popcorn at 1:50 in the morning. I am not kidding.

[@pokelover3602]

"...peer pressure got a hold of me." Are you sure it wasn't another hand, bud?

[@KiiBon]

Living the dream

[@retrogamelover2012]

D'ahh, leave Wario alone, Dennis! I certainly enjoy his platforming games more than Mario's for the most part, anyway.

[@Garrulous64]

*throws game in dumpster, game returns by itself* Welp. Better keep playing.

[@trainboy7]

It feels like every video game creepypasta nowadays is just a Ben Drowned or NES Godzilla wannabe.

[@12thPlace]

Luigi using automatic in the gameplay is more scary than the creepypasta

[@korbschannel7097]

Um....... If you throw a creepy console in the dumpster and it comes back than... ASK 911 TO PUT 24/7 SECURITY CAMS THERE

[@deciduous_reaper]

So basically Burn-bot, Brr Bear (The Polar Bear), Doughnuteer (The Baker), and Scowler (Squid) got killed brutally by the Author no wonder its a Trollpasta

[@thegamingjelly1719]

When you start whistling the theme tune at the start and the moment you start whistling the song ends lmao

[@voidsurger7038]

The worst thing is the fact that you’re using an outward drift bike

[@ideale3183]

This story would be better if the climax happened on 4/20 a missed opportunity

[@sweetpaintsspeedpaints1607]

*Is a silent viewer that hardly ever comments but is bored now so....* Hi.

[@sweetpaintsspeedpaints1607]

Hey.

[@sweetpaintsspeedpaints1607]

I'm good, how are you? :P

[@sweetpaintsspeedpaints1607]

I feel ya. Being bored sucks.

[@pokelover3602]

SweetPaint's Speedpaints Hello. :3

[@Cloud_Strife1997]

IS THAT A BLUEBERRYYYY?

[@SuperEekie64]

That Kefka guy! Wait, no, no, I mean that temple guy!

[@nopenope8827]

I only cried for 20 minutes - Spongebob.

[@Valfezant]

"He deserved to die last" Squid: "DID YOU JUST *ASSUME* *MY* *GENDER* ???

[@crystalvoodoo91]

Shut the fuck up

[@thyavenger9517]

@@crystalvoodoo91 Excuse me, you're supposed to say that to live people. You know, those things that have a voice? Not some random comment in the Internet where said comment resides in a platform where comment aren't supported by Text to Speech. Your comment is completely wasteful of the infinite cyberspace.

[@rastarappa2269]

*TRIGGERED*

[@bigbunnyleabee]

@@thyavenger9517 attack 100 speech 100 destruction 10000

[@bizkit1337]

" Johny Paul Morgan McDowell WERE ALL GONNA DIE well at least purple shep is not A creppy pasta OH NO WHAT DID I DO" 6 months ago

[@BubzMcgee7738]

On the bright side it did give me some fan art ideas.

[@blaa6]

It's like the diet version of Blood Whistle and Strange Encounter with Tails Doll.

[@anueutsuho7425]

Reminded me of Ihsoy

[@nopenope8827]

I just played through this game again after a long time and now this shows up coincidence I think NOT.

[@FranboiseSenpai]

The creepiest thing in this video, is how bad you are at Mario Kart XD

[@stachman9531]

the original wario aparishion

[@stavroskyrtsoglou1411]

7:39 Wario actually exploded

[@xxedgy_outsiderxx9978]

the end was exciting with the fight

[@thehauntedxbox]

I am the first comment, I think... So tell me how `*k00l*` I am to make me feel special.

[@ptp-1319]

You are really special for this achievement ^^

[@lergaan9143]

No

[@thehauntedxbox]

wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...wtf m8 why won`t you tell me how "K00L" I am I am so "K00L" that I got an AMAZING achievement of being first it`s not like anyone`s done that before also I am *so totally* special how dare you say no...

[@myessheetpoests7369]

StrikerQ you are the k00lezt peurson I heve eevere meet

[@thegraylink8269]

I guess your kool

[@shadownothanks5747]

I played wario land 3 and i do not remember that squid boss having a nidlle

[@mechchungus4702]

Here's my scary story pls read. One night while I was eating my self to sleep. I was watching SomeOrdaneryGamers videos. I was watching a video called The stair case game? I saw all the steps and was about to do it but I went to sleep because of me eating my self. When I woke up I remembered I wanted to do the ritual. So I waited until night because it seemed more to be their. When it was night time I got everything and started the ritual. But something distracted me. Your not supposed to look behind you but I did. And what I saw scared me. Two tall men where standing their but the lights where off for some reason? Until the lights turned on. Their where two black guys standing I know of of them his name was Michael Jordan and a muscular man. Michael then said," this here is BigBlackDestroyer Tyron".I was confused. He was looking at me with a weird face. Tyron then said,"Hey baby" I was confused even though I'm a guy he was giving me the creeps. I then said,"why are you here where did you come from?". Michael then told me," we came from the XxX_Loverland666_XxX." What? I was confused really. He then said," it's time for your punishment." (Tyron gave me a face a sexy face) I started to fun. Michael then said,"GET HIM HE NEED THE LOOOOOOOVE BABY". BigBlackDestroyer Tyron smiled and said,"will do". He was running as fast while I was running as fast as possible! I looked behind me. His face was serious and was running. I went to a lake where theirs was a boat. On the boat was an asian guy or something. He was uniting the boat as fast as he possibly can. (When the boat was untied) BigBlackDestroyer Tyron grabbed him and dragged him into the water. I started the boat and zoomed out of their. I felt happy until I hear a sound. I looked up into the air and I saw Michael Jordan. He said,"You meat a terrible fate haven't you!" I was scared. He landed on the boat and was standing their smiling at me. I closed my eyes all my thoughts racing. Until I heard a noise. Bill Bill Bill. It keeped going (Bill Bill Bill). Then I saw a boat with Bills face from Left 4 Dead. Arrows where rushing and Michael Jordan got scared and ran away. Bill helped me get back homie. I was happy. But I got one thing on my mind and that was SomeOrdaneryGamers they tricked me into doing this and I had to do something about this. Next time this idiot will fight the original guy who started this and will put and end to this. But that's a nother story see ya b lol. Lik if yo scared lol

[@OnkelFenrir]

O no. I scard. To crraapy. Me ded. Lel.

[@mechchungus4702]

Fenrir Fletcher ha

[@RobynReanimates]

Step that Luigi game up *b o i*

[@ethanmiller3200]

Squids don't have bones or brains. Something is wrong here.

[@crazybroallen2418]

Mario you ok there buddy?

[@symbolgames1670]

IT'S-A-ME, WAH HAH HHEEE!!!!

[@samuraiakira6497]

Ok I have read a stoey called wario land and the story did not make sense but this one is just......?oh my god😔

[@uitimatebrandon]

*listens to the background music in video* but first let's talk about parallel universes.

[@myang12003]

You forgot about a blood counter!

[@aukiejohnson4308]

Cool story

[@Howlabunga]

may the Trollpasta wiki RIP

[@Th3Halfdrag0n]

Hi Hoodohoodlum, are you going to do anymore actual scary Creepypasta? I mean don't get me wrong, this stuff u read right now is spooky, but are u going to do anymore creepypasta countdowns or actually creepypasta readings anytime soon? (not hate, just a genuine question.)

[@pprophet]

Top ten short but sweet creepypastas?

[@poshbunny5261]

Someone literally made a creepypasta on Wario.

[@theminebloxcraft5779]

I love wario land 3 it is such a great game

[@deepfriedcats3041]

10:48 bottom screen. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

[@CyanicCore]

How can something drip from the floor?

[@segasonicfan1238]

Love your content!!!! 😁😁😁😉

[@jaydenphone1623]

Do more creepy pasta please

[@Acey42003]

1:59 since when was it a gba, true story, i had this game but i think it was broken so the nessesary things didnt spawn

[@thejfan7318]

Flipped Mario is Wario.

[@gogurt3million]

hey Hoodie! could you please read a Fire Emblem creepypasta one day? there's this one called "Broken Henry", and.... my crops are ruined, my succulents are wilting, and my search history is being leaked by Donald Trump. that's how i felt after reading.

[@slimevsgaming2507]

Mariokart was lit💯🔥

[@sberky98]

i wanna know, WHO WAS HOODO PLAYING WITH I JUST WANNA KNOW

[@ashtonhunt5486]

April 16th is my birthday. Oh god. 😓

[@MegaMegajennifer]

im confused, you said his head exploded, then you say its deformed?

[@sebastiaanwuyts5293]

spooky af

[@therockinggoomba]

i was following along until the cartridge jumped out of the game boy.

[@someguy7777]

It felt like an avgn fanficton

[@mashitandsmashit]

No "blood" counter?

[@grumpycomputers7488]

heres my creepypasta Blood

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

Still written better than Jeff the Killer

[@iamtoast]

Mario Kart Wii... Good times

[@anaktis]

But was the cartridge hyper-realistic?

[@nseven1117]

how can sockets be missing?

[@JuanTonSoupXP]

What's next a 2k creepypasta?! 😂😂

[@richardcarter8751]

Am I actually hearing Mario Kart gameplay.

[@ataco1770]

Could you please do a top 10 most underrated Gorillaz songs? I really want to see more Gorillaz content

[@oldladybast5292]

Delicious. Lmao.

[@melmel4102]

Awe... Wario Land 3, very underrepresented in creepypastas. It's a shame, really

[@greenskullix1431]

I ship hoodo x 2D Don't know why I say it on this video

[@tirubitchi]

What killed the dinosurs

[@RACCorpStudios]

It pains me to watch you fail at Mario kart

[@Cyburim]

Poor wario daddy

[@annieroese7695]

How dare you say these slanderous things about Wario.