*I can just imagine Shane's search history* "Gymnastics suit for puppet" "Tiny trophy" "Jellybeans in bulk"
@interestingmouse99614 жыл бұрын
That leotard was almost definitely originally for an American girl doll
@mjcaboose34794 жыл бұрын
interestingmouse same with the track suit
@j.pnewcomer10694 жыл бұрын
@@interestingmouse9961 It is, my cousin used to have it for her doll
@reknit964 жыл бұрын
interestingmouse I was just thinking the same thing
@mirandathepandakitty16304 жыл бұрын
“Fuzzy blue puppet” “Puppet glasses”
@lw4014 жыл бұрын
Add it to the lore: the professor’s immortality is *definitely* due to a fickle genie who keeps making things worse
@jaynenunya60704 жыл бұрын
He got immortality but had to live as a puppet.
@lw4014 жыл бұрын
Jayne Lavallee Yes! That’s genius 😂
@aurora54814 жыл бұрын
Possibly the same genie that keeps bringing these inanimate objects to life for musical numbers.
@hanthemayor4 жыл бұрын
I'm counting this as canon the Puppet History lore keeps getting bigger.
@julesking13034 жыл бұрын
He’s mentioned genies in multiple episodes
@nascha584 жыл бұрын
The sexual tension between Ryan and the history cup he's never won
@gillianfleischer56204 жыл бұрын
It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio when he wasn’t able to win an award lol
@willowoodz4 жыл бұрын
@@gillianfleischer5620 OH MY GOD 😂😂
@nataliethomas4444 жыл бұрын
^
@hansoel16104 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he share one cup
@nascha584 жыл бұрын
@@hansoel1610 which made it even worse. He never owns a solid one. Lmao.
@laurentucker74714 жыл бұрын
'I'm an Asian hispanic man, I've never played croquet." That's so fucking funny
@peter59882 жыл бұрын
honeslty i never even knew ryan was asian and hispanic so i was a little suprised to hear that 🤔
@CSSAMMYY_2 жыл бұрын
@@peter5988 Really? I thought it was obvious lol, he seemed very filipino-esque to me (which is basically the Mexico of asia)
@celestecotijar9464 Жыл бұрын
@@CSSAMMYY_ the philippines is the Mexico of Asia stfu that's so accurate 😂😂
@endless_del Жыл бұрын
made me think of alice in borderland (a japanese show) where 3 of the characters play croquet at the end
@corvidalexander3618 Жыл бұрын
@@CSSAMMYY_it's interesting that you say that because ever since I was little and up until I took an AP Human Geography class, I thought that The Phillipines was a Latin country lol
@Vivian_Wong4 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan knows he can’t win anymore so he’s just trying his best to aggravate the professor 😂😂
@sakurataishiogacha83564 жыл бұрын
If you can't win, atleast have some fun right? XD
@Dropdeaddonuts4 жыл бұрын
Ryan is how I felt in high school, if I hated being there and I hadn’t left already I may as well vibe?
@Ravenclaw759084 жыл бұрын
I love Puppet history!!!!!!!
@whatthewhatthe91174 жыл бұрын
Rotten jelly beans for everyone
@LoganWH84 жыл бұрын
He would’ve won this one if he hadn’t taunted the Professor into two rotten jellybeans.
@es65814 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the professor screaming “ he gets a rotten jelly bean!! a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy!! --TWO ROTTEN JeLLY BEANS!! KeeP PUSHING ME-KEEP pushing me!!” can make me laugh like a madman
@viddergrapho84884 жыл бұрын
dammit I was in the process of eating a cheese bun and almost got liquid gold all over my pillow and couch
@diananguyen54784 жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 6:00 your welcome
@leenasheikh52733 жыл бұрын
@@diananguyen5478 You. Bless u
@transaty_6614 жыл бұрын
Ryan smiling with murder in his eyes when the professor gave kristin a point: *there it is* (Someone said thats the professor right sorry they just sound so similar, they must be related)
@maiajarvis4044 жыл бұрын
FALSEHOOD!! His name is the professor!!! Shane is definitely 100%, never in a million years the professor lol
@adammay66634 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t even open my marker yet!” “Exactly” 😂
@jordanmiller68844 жыл бұрын
Is Ricky coming back?
@corvcrawler4 жыл бұрын
Ricky is making a comeback, boys...
@shelbywerkheiser81884 жыл бұрын
Is Falsehood a sander Sides reference?
@Willinillyt4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Shane never participates in puppet history.
@annika68154 жыл бұрын
Got captured by a vengeful genie
@communist_oranges4 жыл бұрын
He'd probably just *ruin the history* I'll go home...
@shosplecolupis87944 жыл бұрын
hed win every time, it wouldnt be fair
@chriswhite44083 жыл бұрын
Hes scared of the professor
@audrey_the_professor3 жыл бұрын
gee idk hes prob busy
@megannehring89934 жыл бұрын
I love that the Professor just rades an American girl doll closet whenever he needs a new outfit.
@SecretIdentityStudio4 жыл бұрын
I mean, American Girl fans are proportionally disposed to growing up to be history nerds... especially the ones who are still AG fans when they grow up. (And given that outfit is from 2016, it's not a childhood closet find.)
@partlyironic4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that he steals them
@hfalko4 жыл бұрын
Raids
@Myah2344 жыл бұрын
@@SecretIdentityStudio 😂
@pbjman58093 жыл бұрын
Raids
@alyssalivingston25704 жыл бұрын
“I’m an Asian Hispanic man. I have never played croquet.” King
@mailman2764 жыл бұрын
timestamp pls
@carina33674 жыл бұрын
Mail Man 10:33
@jif6354 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@KahosSaint4 жыл бұрын
Racist.
@proffesionalweredog74264 жыл бұрын
@@KahosSaint pls tell me you're joking
@mrrd44444 жыл бұрын
"I'm an Asian Hispanic Man I've never played croquet" honestly as a Filipino I thought croquet was the food for most of my childhood
@user-nw8vn7rn2q4 жыл бұрын
To add to this confusion.....potato croquettes are thing
@edenviii26384 жыл бұрын
Damn is it not? What a trip
@chunellemariavictoriaespan87524 жыл бұрын
Seriously? Didn't expect it... I'm also a Fil but French Macaroons was that to me...
@poopiekaka4 жыл бұрын
croquettes are like a very popular dutch fried snack
@chunellemariavictoriaespan87524 жыл бұрын
@@user-nw8vn7rn2q Only heard of that once...
@kormagogthedestroyer3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Felix Carvajal was sent to Greece to participate in the 1906 Athens marathon, got lost in Italy, was presumed dead, and then he showed up back in Cuba a year later. No one knows what he was doing during that time
@queenb11192 жыл бұрын
This is very weird, I'm standing in my kitchen (in Maryland) making oatmeal on the stove while binging puppet history (because I'm on day 3 of snow days and I need some sanity from the kids trying to drive me bonkers) and I come across your comment. With that Maryland flag profile pic and a user name of Oatmeal?, I just thought that was a funny coincidence! 😄
@astrowolvez2 жыл бұрын
Free vacation baby!
@johndavidtibbetts73202 жыл бұрын
isnt it obvious? He was having adventures with The Doctor
@kormagogthedestroyer2 жыл бұрын
@@queenb1119 what a strange coincidence hehehe
@crablessinbaltimore2 жыл бұрын
living la vida loca, probably
@marianwojcik60884 жыл бұрын
Kristin: Is it a trick question? The Professor: No of course not! I'm not here to trick you! The Professor, two seconds later: HahA, I tRIckEd yOu!
@partlyironic4 жыл бұрын
HE’S A NASTY BOY
@anonymousperson30234 жыл бұрын
Technically, it isnt a trick question. The olympics was originally awared to Chicago.
@743d43ladyfae4 жыл бұрын
Like a true professor
@corvcrawler4 жыл бұрын
He is a little *nasty*
@SimMallec4 жыл бұрын
oh how the turntables
@pbfgames87824 жыл бұрын
Can I just say during a year that is just the worst, and seeing other shows try to adapt to the times, it is simply amazing that this show continues to just produce such high quality content and entertainment. It has managed to not lose an ounce of what makes it great while also having to pivot to a virtual model. Thank you for the big laughs during these troubling times.
@Emily-iy9mr4 жыл бұрын
True! As a big history buff myself, I'm so happy the show has not changed even though it's online. I also love Puppet History because it looks at really old history topics! Plus, this musical theater nerd loves some good show tunes.
@carlitojrbaylosis38444 жыл бұрын
@Katie Dahl its very funny tho when a guest got a jelly bean in his little satchel or bag
@snavisTM4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because the shows are 95% talking and 5% visual effects that they put in later during editing.
@RE246014 жыл бұрын
It’s so wonderful and we’re all so lucky that this show is able to work so well in a virtual form!!!
@papermist11584 жыл бұрын
srsly most youtube shows show the glitchy-ness of zoom but they clearly take the time to produce high quality content for their viewers. them and their team are fucking awesome ✌✌✌
@theodoremiller74534 жыл бұрын
maybe ryan would win if he didn't open the episode by insulting the professor
@circusclown15034 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s boring
@angieb9764 жыл бұрын
Ya he needs to start being a brown noser
@paninipress47784 жыл бұрын
The professor ghost wrote this
@MrOuchiez4 жыл бұрын
He still finished with more History Points despite being docked 2 of them right out of the gate.
@amnigma23422 жыл бұрын
He didn't insult him in the Mansa Musa one and still lost
@TaylorAdams123 жыл бұрын
They didn’t even cover the “best” part of Hick’s race, on top of his egg white and rat poison smoothie, he was also given bourbon in place of water.
@CottagecoreGoblin3 жыл бұрын
That dude must've been out of his mind during the last few miles
@mauricedavis82613 жыл бұрын
Ah bourbon, now your talking, screw you Gatorade!!!🙏🥇
@zerofox6413 жыл бұрын
Imagine if athletes today were given bourbon instead of water/gatorade. The Super Bowl would be a LOT more interesting
@hypotheticalforest2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a tweet I saw that said something along the lines of “fuck it, let athletes use performance enhancing drugs, let’s see how fast a human can run” 😂
@astrowolvez2 жыл бұрын
@@hypotheticalforest I think it was tosh.0 that he made a joke about having a special section of the olympics where they can use as much steroids as they want and “test how far the human body can go”.
@xenophiliuslovegood69144 жыл бұрын
Kristen: Love him or DIE. She just very succinctly summarized the Watcher fandom's feelings.
@randomgrmlin4 жыл бұрын
Xenophilius Lovegood time?
@xenophiliuslovegood69144 жыл бұрын
14:49 (when the Professor is dancing in his leotard)
@lindseyalbright33244 жыл бұрын
She's one of us! All Hail the Watcher!
@ShiningStars5604 жыл бұрын
Just the way that the professor said hi! 🤩
@kacookgirl4 жыл бұрын
Kristin: "Is this a trick question?" Professor: "I'm not here to trick you." BS! You had a trick question in the last episode! All the answers were right (All of the Above), but no points were given! We see your LIES, Professor McNasty! Edit: Oh my god, Ryan was right. He was actually right about something! This whole thing is rigged by McNasty! Edit: *GASP!* I have been noticed by the Watcher! All Hail the Watcher!
@shifanahmed39904 жыл бұрын
say anymore about mcnasty and you'll end up with some suspicious smelling jelly beans in your system
@chelazarcon30514 жыл бұрын
Mcnasty has been playing it nasty
@nonexistant42604 жыл бұрын
I'll bet you ten bucks Ryan ghost wrote this
@lyn52994 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Why don’t you give me another one you coward The professor: You dare question my power?
@iridescentaurora2684 жыл бұрын
It’s a bit amusing to hear someone like *Shane* say the words “I’m too small.” 😅
@AuDHDarling4 жыл бұрын
Shane didn't say that, it was The Professor.
@melodys91883 жыл бұрын
whos Shane i only know the professor
@alex-fs9yt3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Shane isn't in this video
@yumisayama62723 жыл бұрын
Shane? Where did you even see him? He's not even in the video... Are you okay?
@a_lill_wrom3 жыл бұрын
I've never met this *sharn* tell me about him
@gwen-y1y4 жыл бұрын
I love the costume, but seeing the professor without his little hat feels... wrong.
@jml62634 жыл бұрын
I'm more horrifyingly entranced by his naked legs
@scarletrose_98484 жыл бұрын
@@jml6263 I wish our legs looked that good while being hairy 🤣🤣🤣
@jml62634 жыл бұрын
@@scarletrose_9848 Nothing wrong with humans being fuzzy! The bright blue might be something to look into though.
@Kayionz4 жыл бұрын
He looked like blue elmo without the hat. LOL
@mikaylav3954 жыл бұрын
Bro exactly what I thought with the pillow in the Vesuvius ep but the pillow was so cute 😂
@Kel.Vision4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Here comes a History Point. Professor: A History Point for Kristin! Ryan: Shocker. Lmao! I love Ryan so much. He's just over it.
@recoil534 жыл бұрын
"What's this really about?" We're heading for a season ending throw down.
@bm6314 жыл бұрын
Lol Payback for all the ghost hunting.
@abderians4 жыл бұрын
The Professor, popping out from behind the curtain after Kristin said she missed his little outfit: hi! :) Me, openly weeping: h-hi
@CryptidThatExists4 жыл бұрын
It was so pure. I fucking love the professor :3
@annas.81034 жыл бұрын
14:00 I'm saying this so I can spam it later on.
@halohajo_3 жыл бұрын
It’s just so wholesome 🥺
@Classicbutterscotch3 жыл бұрын
No idea how but he legitimately sounded like he said “:D” out loud. Wholesome 🥺
@the-amazing-karnak2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kristins just bopping her head and laughing at the torch singing about sacrifice and selling your soul to “get that fucking gold” while Ryan is just sitting there watching in horror like “What?!
@phoenixgirl702 жыл бұрын
It’s so true though! The injuries, abuse, no time for other normal activities. Look at Keri Strug. Ended her career. And when Simone had to quit and so much of the US was angry at her in a crazy way. The songs hilarious and Shane’s so on point. I hope Kristin is on this season.
@itsgeorgielu4 жыл бұрын
Puppet History Conspiracy Theory: the professor was once a human that was cursed by a fickle genie to become a puppet
@iceyschoaticcreations85534 жыл бұрын
At the beginning of time, it's how he knows all this history, he was cursed to be an immortal puppet.
@itsgeorgielu4 жыл бұрын
@@iceyschoaticcreations8553 THE LORE DEEPENS
@theprofessor69624 жыл бұрын
Very very curious...
@oddity35714 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope this becomes canon
@jeffreyhsia87604 жыл бұрын
If you look at the shanemadej KZbin channel, you’ll find a video where he plays a professor character. Coincidence? I think not.
@nicolepinzon57454 жыл бұрын
The last episode of this season will include Shane dressed in a life-sized mascot suit of the professor, body slamming Ryan.
@sammcd44 жыл бұрын
OMG PLEASE I NEED THIS
@lochness74194 жыл бұрын
I lose my mind every single time the Professor shakes and the screen turns red it's the FUNNIEST THING ITS SO CURSED
@blue-34303 жыл бұрын
it never gets old
@spicywatermelon86173 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful
@oldajtap13613 жыл бұрын
sheer rage within the man
@jessicakaemery3 жыл бұрын
@@blue-3430 neither does the Professor, he's immortal 😎
@breadytofight87422 жыл бұрын
@@jessicakaemery this aged like fine wine
@halliewong2 жыл бұрын
Kristin seems like the _definition_ of the word "delight" and I love it.
@elysiantree10524 жыл бұрын
"imagine 6 flags but with more whale bones and racism"
@dolandtimmons46454 жыл бұрын
You can tell for some reason Ryan really doesn't like the professor
@flo83343 жыл бұрын
@@dolandtimmons4645 i don’t think the professor is like limited by gender or race. he’s above all
@thejason7553 жыл бұрын
Sooooo, regular six flags?
@lindsaym7564 жыл бұрын
"You've never played croquet??" Ryan: "I'm an Asain Hispanic man I've never played croquet" Me: Laughs in Latina
@lindsaym7564 жыл бұрын
- lmao 🤣🤣
@boozhoobineshii4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Japanese and native*
@lindsaym7564 жыл бұрын
Jarrett Kobayashi lmao I love this so much
@Druzica184 жыл бұрын
If it helps, I'm whiter than Wonderbread and have never played croquet either. I think it involves a hammer or mallet or something and that's all i know.
@lindsaym7564 жыл бұрын
M lucas this reply is gold lmao
@rosario21954 жыл бұрын
The professor looks cute in his lil gymnast outfit and all but somewhere in Shane’s office lies a naked American girl doll
@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat4 жыл бұрын
Dang
@DarkestElemental6164 жыл бұрын
Can't you order the outfits separately?
@annika68154 жыл бұрын
@@DarkestElemental616 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@iscaylis3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the doll is wearing the Professor’s original outfit
@choochoopicklepie3 жыл бұрын
@@A_T216 hahahsh
@justanothernerd67144 жыл бұрын
I really want to see an episode of Unsolved where Shane does some research on the haunted location they go to, and then surprises/torments Ryan by bringing the Professor with him
@chelleebooth52903 жыл бұрын
why do people keep bringing up shane?? he's not even in these videos!!
@justanothernerd67143 жыл бұрын
@@chelleebooth5290 there’s just something about Shane and the Professor that makes me want to see them in a show together. I can’t put my finger on it….
@hopelesshopefulromantic17912 жыл бұрын
I love this comment and I don't wanna ruin the 666 likes on it, this counts as my like
@pandora15864 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "and I didn't even have rat poison in me." I honestly expected the professor to say "not yet".
@DezerayHope4 жыл бұрын
A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
@AB-fp6wd4 жыл бұрын
When? I miseed this bit
@promethanol41624 жыл бұрын
A.Berry 1 23:06
@randomgrmlin4 жыл бұрын
God dammit that would have been perfect
@Spaceyshakey4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: This is Rigged, I cant Win. also Ryan: Taunts the professor to take points away from him until he does.
@jennaighazawadka67354 жыл бұрын
I think Ryan has accepted he's not allowed to win, so now he's just out to spite Professor McNasty 😂😂😂
@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don't blame the guy because Shane is just trolling Ryan every single episode by this point 😂😂😂
@RocaDeearCenjar4 жыл бұрын
If he hadn’t done that taunting he would’ve won.
@lynnielemonade4 жыл бұрын
420th like
@UltimateKyuubiFox4 жыл бұрын
RocaDeearCenjar He still got more points than her even with the two sour beans,
@QilleWolf4 жыл бұрын
When Ryan finally wins, I think the Professor is going to send him a bag full of spiders instead of jellybeans
@thealbanianlorg65424 жыл бұрын
One: if he ever wins, Two: I can’t imagine what it would be. 😭😭😭
@Countrydiva5244 жыл бұрын
I think it'll be Beanboozled jellybeans I'd pay to watch that
@demonflowerchild4 жыл бұрын
He will nvr win. It's all for the guest
@thatrachelgirl18034 жыл бұрын
Delivered by a bear
@aiden.ambulance4 жыл бұрын
imagine if he sent him all barf flavored ones
@vincentjoisce7488 Жыл бұрын
the phrase "would you break all of your bones for a parade when you get home?" is so emotionally raw that i cannot believe it was sung by a puppet of the olympic torch
@carissanami58244 жыл бұрын
"a rotten jelly bean for you!" "Why don't you give me one more, you coward?" This cracked me up 😂
@MrOuchiez4 жыл бұрын
Love the Breakfast Club reference he dusted off there!
@_HuffleProud_4 жыл бұрын
When Shane mysteriously dies of poisoning in a few days, I won’t be surprised.
@toniprancelot4 жыл бұрын
I love how you say 'when' rather than 'if' the confidence
@Lowekinder4 жыл бұрын
Ryans the one eating rotten jelly beans
@mirandathepandakitty16304 жыл бұрын
They’ll find jelly beans in his stomach
@ninamcbride28034 жыл бұрын
can’t wait to see in the news that the professor has been beheaded
@Meiabell4 жыл бұрын
Don’t eat the eggs Shane
@noemidiaz19314 жыл бұрын
I like how in this season Ryan really doesn't care about winning he's just going after the professor
@lolidk8394 жыл бұрын
That might be Ricky goldsworth
@Dolphinman3004 жыл бұрын
I mean he has no chance while they’re quarantined
@lolidk8394 жыл бұрын
@@Dolphinman300 Ricky just busts down the door and just says in a calm tone dispite the fact that he busted down a door "quarantine can not control me"
@silverdrag0n_4 жыл бұрын
@@lolidk839 shit, you might be right
@viperv67683 жыл бұрын
Sincerely, I no longer recognize Shane vs the Professor. In my mind, they have nearly completely different voices.
@dixierae6063 Жыл бұрын
Shockingly I just found this channel when I was searching 4 Unsolved Mysteries what an absolute score. Have been binging for days. I couldn't agree more as a matter of fact it's a big part what makes this series absolute genius. I'm even starting to forget that he's the voices of the paper puppets. Sometimes I even forget the paper puppets aren't real. LMAO
@Five0f5even4 жыл бұрын
At this point Ryan has just become the villain of this series.
@animaloversammy4 жыл бұрын
I think Shane did that on purpose. Cause he was definitely the villain in Buzzfeed Unsolved lol. Paybacks a bitch Ryan
@jazminelena99234 жыл бұрын
Lowkey want see Ricky Goldsworth in Puppet History (just to see what it's like)
@shelbywerkheiser81884 жыл бұрын
It isn’t Ryan it’s Ricky Goldsworth
@adrianafarraro98364 жыл бұрын
Now I'm the villain in your history...
@shelbywerkheiser81884 жыл бұрын
I was to young and blind to see!
@angelarosemariecook2224 жыл бұрын
when he said he was too small for the rides at Disney I immediately pictured him just getting flung off rides. Just a little blue blur flying away from rides.
@stephanietheravenclaw28354 жыл бұрын
I picture him the a potato flying around my room potato in the ceiling
@thefinalfrontear4 жыл бұрын
This fucking sent me lmaooo
@cait51584 жыл бұрын
aw i pictured ryan sneaking him in by putting him in the front of his hoodie or something lol
@ronaldfarber5894 жыл бұрын
😂
@ava_marie_v4 жыл бұрын
@@cait5158 That's assuming Ryan wouldn't yeet him from rides for refusing to let him win.
@kelvingemstone4 жыл бұрын
'A fickle genie who keeps making things worse no matter what you say.' Alright we've found what's responsible for 2020.
@camili50724 жыл бұрын
Yeah the professor obviously made a wish that went horribly horribly wrong
@soupsoup42454 жыл бұрын
@@camili5072 He wished for infinite knowledge but also got cursed with his puppet body
@JodiesSideEye4 жыл бұрын
more like who
@camili50724 жыл бұрын
Soup Soup bold of you to assume that he doesn’t have infinite knowledge because he was there to experience all these events
@soupsoup42454 жыл бұрын
@@camili5072 shit you're right
@violetscrypt3 жыл бұрын
“he’s dancing! love him or D I E.” same, honestly
@FingeringThings4 жыл бұрын
The dude who took a nap during the run is an absolute madman
@soupforfree4 жыл бұрын
a true madlad
@kaitlynng79244 жыл бұрын
you do what you gotta do
@FingeringThings4 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlynng7924 Yes
@julesking13034 жыл бұрын
20:57 honestly i want a FULL Puppet History episode about Alice Roosevelt, that woman was so fucking badass. She was a teenager when her dad became president, and was in full wild child mode for his entire presidency. There’s even a story about her burning an effigy of the next First Lady on the White House lawn as her dad was leaving office. She was insanely independent and free willed, to the point where she once burst in on a Cabinet Meeting and after she left one of Teddy’s aides was like “could you maybe control her a little” and Teddy said “I can either run this country, or I can control Alice, I cannot do both”.
@beggar10154 жыл бұрын
She also has one of the best quotes I live by: "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
@absolutelyalice17544 жыл бұрын
Alice Lee Roosevelt was fun. She used to smoke on the White House roof, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach in her purse, and was famous for her wit. She had a pillow embroidered with the words, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."
@thealbanianlorg65424 жыл бұрын
Huh, I was thinking the same when I saw her - a whole episode COULD be done about her. But honestly, I’d rather have one of Teddy Roosevelt. Alice was a jerk and a self serving spoiled brat who liked to pee in the punch bowl (metaphorically speaking) to get attention. Nothing she did took effort or commitment to making someone else’s life better. She had fame, fortune and good looks yet she didn’t do or accomplish anything good and worthwhile. Just a few weeks ago I hiked through Teddy Roosevelt Natl. Park in ND and Yellowstone in Montana and really was feeling huge heaps of appreciation and respect for that TR. Teddy’s story is supposedly well known, but I don’t think well known enough and...it’s so fascinating, it never gets old.
@julesking13034 жыл бұрын
The Albanian Lorg i mean. Teddy did, ya know, heavily contribute to American neo-colonialism in some really horrible ways and Alice chose to not be very politically active. Probably because she was really annoyed by the political world, and how “noble” and genteel women in politics were meant to act. She seemed like the kind of person who hated being told that she couldn’t be herself, and i personally respect that a lot. And as funny and heroic as Teddy’s antic seem from a historical lens, i wonder how Alice reacted to times when her dad would blatantly risk his own life “for his country”. Like. Imagine knowing your dad was going to make a big political speech, learning he was shot at the beginning, and then continued giving the speech for another half hour. Having Teddy Roosevelt as a dad was probably stressful as hell, and I can completely understand not wanting to be a super public figure in politics after growing up like that.
@thealbanianlorg65424 жыл бұрын
@@julesking1303 Yeah, I get why she might not have been a happy camper, but still just not a fan.
@sethjacksonanimation84074 жыл бұрын
i feel like any content shane is in charge of producing is just an elaborate scheme to break ryan
@lilguykian4 жыл бұрын
It’s cause he misses the hot daga 😂😂
@Trickpants3 жыл бұрын
True friendship
@ArcherOwl3 жыл бұрын
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out or takes away willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Kristin had 2. Ryan really won this one. Good job beef boy
@mase59952 жыл бұрын
Ryan did win the Christmas episode but Professor decided everyone gets a gift since it was Christmas
@LivingMyLife222 жыл бұрын
🫘
@herschiel4 жыл бұрын
The Professor’s little “Hi” was something that I didn’t know I needed until now
@adriep27734 жыл бұрын
I rewound that part 6 times
@saruma324 жыл бұрын
14:01
@bugboy45634 жыл бұрын
When I heard that little hi I almost keeled over :) good stuff
@regan_cm4 жыл бұрын
SO SWEET
@thanahune92414 жыл бұрын
the little costume just makes it even better 🥰🥰
@hopeworld_21904 жыл бұрын
I love how every Puppet History Ryan and the Professor get increasingly feral toward each other
@recoil534 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to a season ending showdown.
@Katpiratefan2754 жыл бұрын
I predict an altercation or a very hilarious murder attempt on the professor at the end of the season here. BTW does anyone actually keep track of the points. Because I feel that Ryan actually won one.
@subversivecritter80434 жыл бұрын
@@Katpiratefan275 I was actually wondering about the points myself. I can never remember to keep track when I'm watching the episodes.
@Katpiratefan2754 жыл бұрын
@@subversivecritter8043 well, they're on youtube for the rewatch. Challenge is on to defend the Bergara Honor!
@Katpiratefan2754 жыл бұрын
@@lorrainewilliams7896 you're right. Ricky is taking over Ryan. Soon he's gonna be kicking everyone out, demanding food and someone to pick him up at 8am sharp. "Yes Mr. Goldsworth. Right away, Mr. Goldsworth."
@ihveesoar35054 жыл бұрын
Every week, Ryan always ends the episode like he’s about to commit his own unsolved mystery: true crime
@kaleyz55184 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@RewindingFilm044 жыл бұрын
Someday Shane will find The Professor ripped into blue furballs, with Ricky Goldsworth standing over him menacingly.
@amelia31463 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t we throw $45 at the problem” is so funny lmao
@capernex4 жыл бұрын
shane's songs get more unhinged with each performance
@user-fz4mm4ly3n4 жыл бұрын
ikr it's the best thing ever
@kiahray4 жыл бұрын
I know I love it
@bcmarcin94474 жыл бұрын
if ryan keeps acting like this he’s gonna get detention if he wants to win maybe be nice to The Professor
@morrimathews86254 жыл бұрын
the season finale is gonna end with Ryan seamlessly leaving his frame into the professor’s and choking him out
@MegaJessylynn4 жыл бұрын
Ngl this would be amazing
@Nicole1488094 жыл бұрын
Dude, if they ever get in the same room Ryan's just going to end up yeeting the Professor across the room.
@BMiren-bc6ye4 жыл бұрын
i would love it if he leaves his frame, becomes a puppet, and chokes out professor
@bordeauxisburning4 жыл бұрын
@@BMiren-bc6ye Now the season can't end any other way. I need this like I need air. 😂😂
@Audreyrosey4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about Shane going "come at me putin" That was the funniest thing ever.
@Nowgivemeyourfries3 жыл бұрын
*the professor, Shane isn’t involved in this series
@agatha69992 жыл бұрын
@@DarkElfDiva Sure aged well
@elenadirectorofmiiss79422 жыл бұрын
So Putin was part of the conspiracy to take down the Professor with Ryan, the Genie, and the Devil, confirmed?
@BriannaMD2 жыл бұрын
@@agatha6999 i was thinking the same thing
@yehetsaha87804 жыл бұрын
By the end of this season, Ryan is going to travel through screens and engage in hand to hand combat with the professor, as every single musical guest sings their songs at the same time, a cacophony of blue fur and irrational anger
@lorrainewilliams78964 жыл бұрын
Since the Professor has jin issues, maybe Ryan gets turned into a puppet and they cage match it.
@buttersubstitute33244 жыл бұрын
The leotard and medal the professor is wearing looks like an American Girl Doll outfit.
@michellev864 жыл бұрын
it is 😭 we found the exact one
@endymionredacted13044 жыл бұрын
So is his jacket and hat! It's cute.
@carolinecameron48404 жыл бұрын
I knew immediately that it was from American Girl... and idk if I should be proud of myself for that (I'm 22)
@lilcat88574 жыл бұрын
I thought it was. Glad to see I was right 😂
@zoesmybaby4 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart me too and 30 fucking 8 years of age. I also have daughters but they have grown out of them. I have not. Never got that type of stuff as a kid because we were poor.
@valeriavaldez62984 жыл бұрын
We got “spoilies,” the tiny “hi,” and the professor being really sad about not being able to go on rides at Disneyland....in conclusion the professor is ✨baby✨
@alesiat13204 жыл бұрын
I agree he is precious
@selenamorillon2284 жыл бұрын
And the little whoop at the very end omgg
@huntereasley38852 жыл бұрын
watching Ryan call the professor "a dead man" is so heartbreaking in retrospect... we should've seen the signs sooner. if we had, the professor might still be with us.
@camili50724 жыл бұрын
Shane definitely has a doll sized closet filled with historically inaccurate costumes for the professor
@AshikKAnsar4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "Growing old and dying is overrated." Also Ryan when he sees a shadow: "A demon!! Oh god, don't let me die!." (pulls out the holy water)
@Ladynoir17104 жыл бұрын
XDDDDD
@moonlight13934 жыл бұрын
So what? He just wants to die on his own terms. Completely understandable. XD
@meghanphillips34954 жыл бұрын
Me two weeks ago: "Is there anything cuter than The Professor with a tiny pillow tied to his head?" The Professor this week in a gymnast's leotard: "Hold my jelly bean filled satchel!"
@Rebecca-hm6pw4 жыл бұрын
“Hold my jelly bean filled satchel, it doesn’t go with this adorable leotard”
@fluffs.4 жыл бұрын
If the world ever returns to normal, Ryan and Shane should definitely take the Professor to Disney Land and smuggle him onto rides
@mgpicecream4 жыл бұрын
Idea for a future episode-- the most successful pirate of all time was a Chinese woman named Ching Shih and she deserves way more history cred than she gets!!!
@AgentSteffi4 жыл бұрын
didn't they had a ruining history video about her? i am awful with names, but it was about a pirate queen (i think a chinese pirate queen, but it's been like 2 years since i watched that so i wouldn't count on my memories)
@Rimelelnr4 жыл бұрын
AgentSteffi They had one about two woman who where pirates but they were British (I think), not Chinese 😊
@lexigrimhaive4 жыл бұрын
AgentSteffi No, that was about Anne Bonnie and Mary Reed.
@BØØTYP0UNDER6664 жыл бұрын
I second this and I would also like to throw in wu zetian: a concubine who schemed her way up to becoming china’s only female emperor. Lots of really interesting facts about her as well. (One fun fact is that her tomb is shaped like a giant pair of tiddies.)
@elocin227914 жыл бұрын
This is a great episode idea! She was also fictionalised in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so it would be cool to share more about her life.
@addi73974 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about how soft and adorable the Professor’s little “hi” was at 14:01 it melted my heart
4 жыл бұрын
Same omg it was so cute
@regan_cm4 жыл бұрын
so sweet🥺
@inevitable_handle4 жыл бұрын
I am cute tho
@Jasmine-gv2us4 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch it 🥺
@jamesmoriarty23294 жыл бұрын
And then the little chuckle. Honestly best experience in my life.
@BlackRaven02114 жыл бұрын
Okay: Kate and Kristin, angels who need come back for more Puppet History seasons
@garidge85304 жыл бұрын
m o t h m a n HAHAHAHAHAHA U RIGHT
@partlyironic4 жыл бұрын
Honestly my fave thing is how much every guest just absolutely goes hogwild for the whole show and The Professor specifically
@monroerobbins75514 жыл бұрын
YAS
@grossoutgal48634 жыл бұрын
Permanent contestants please
@charlotterice38394 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES YES YES-
@mk_the_maniac20913 жыл бұрын
We love to see ex-buzzfeed/soon to be ex-buzzfeed employees back together making amazing content
@LuckyBones77 Жыл бұрын
I like to refer to them as ‘Buzzfeed survivors’ bc so many of them describe significant burnout in their ‘why i left’ videos. Kristin’s burnout was especially rough though
@PippaT-iw6su4 жыл бұрын
Petition for Ryan to take the Professor to Disney Land when it's open properly
@laureanleigh42684 жыл бұрын
I would watch this Crossover. There are quite a few historical topics that mesh with Disneyland trivia they could do too!
@alejandracardenas9314 жыл бұрын
Tourist Trapped X Puppet History crossover episode??? I would die
@folkloricmoon4 жыл бұрын
Yess we need this somebody make a petition on change.org or something
@alice-bz6sp4 жыл бұрын
my favourite thing is when people are truly happy to be on this show, like kate and now this lovely lady :")
@mothmanasscheek86374 жыл бұрын
yeah. They were so enthusiastic and excited that I also feel the same
@jjonvhs.74084 жыл бұрын
omg kristen is so delightful i love her :,)
@charfree68884 жыл бұрын
Yeah..unlike that guy on that Pompeii episode.
@user-yl2so8db5t4 жыл бұрын
char free the blond lady on I think the first ep also had weird energy? But it might be that they just don’t know what type of energy to bring to the show, who knows
@lorrainewilliams78964 жыл бұрын
@@charfree6888 Word. Matt used to be far more upbeat before lock down. Now he is like a surly old man.
@lamblibrarian10754 жыл бұрын
The season finale is going to be Ryan throwing hands with the professor
@ZieleAych4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the professor would win?
@AtrumDelorox4 жыл бұрын
Then it's a good thing this semester is online!
@Faogain24684 жыл бұрын
The positive energy from Kristin is so heartwarming
@seyebye4 жыл бұрын
ryan's like that one student that gets on the teacher's bad side all the time, but the teacher and the student have a weirdly friendly relationship in the hallways
@AmethystEyes4 жыл бұрын
Omg so true!
@headlesszebra98574 жыл бұрын
i love how kristin is just vibing with all of this while ryan hates every single second
@MegaJessylynn4 жыл бұрын
It's almost as good as the hotdaga
@headlesszebra98574 жыл бұрын
@@MegaJessylynn almost 😁
@lorrainewilliams78964 жыл бұрын
@@MegaJessylynn Yes! I got a strong hotdaga vibe this ep.
@recoil534 жыл бұрын
Ryan can almost taste those sweet sweet jellybeans, but knows he won't get them.
@anacastillo3624 жыл бұрын
the way The Professor said "im to small :(" melt my little black and cold hart
4 жыл бұрын
What time was it in?
@zabtesler4 жыл бұрын
@ 3:36
@skylermaxwell27784 жыл бұрын
as i read this he said it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 someone help him
@spinartist23974 жыл бұрын
That song by the torch was simultaneously the funniest and disturbing song I have ever heard in all my 32yrs of life
@TheGhostgirl3504 жыл бұрын
I have two very important requests. Very important. 1. Have Kristen come back next season 2. When Corona is not longer a threat to humanity, take the professor to Disney in like a backpack and PLEASE sneak him on rides so he can experience it. I would pay to watch that deadass
@savannahthum76954 жыл бұрын
I fully support both of these things
@thegirlsinapt30424 жыл бұрын
Oh this 100% NEEDS to happen 😂
@mononoke_hime_ham4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSS
@MeanderingFox4 жыл бұрын
💜💜💜💜
@MarshsAUTacity4 жыл бұрын
My only thought is the thing people wear with their baby's on their chest except Shane is wearing it so he can hold the Professor so he can experience the rides to its fullest.
@occasionalfan-content47714 жыл бұрын
Imagine somebody binge watching puppet history all the time and then trying to get into buzzfeed unsolved but they can’t because they only hear blue man
@princesschibi204 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan is just there to upset the Professor and doesn’t care if he wins anymore 🤣🤣
@harrisonlee95854 жыл бұрын
Shane and Ryan are the villains on each others shows
@lolaamador-locher32534 жыл бұрын
Her laugh is so contagious, everytime she just started cracking up I couldn't help but join in
@madeleineg.k.31194 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining Shane sitting at home, sewing a little gymnastics uniform for the professor, and its delightful
@katehaugrud86374 жыл бұрын
I think most of the outfits are stolen from American girl dolls lol (I love the image of that too though)
@ce-res4 жыл бұрын
i-he doesn’t look right without his hat😭
@laurenlanterns43764 жыл бұрын
I miss his widdle hat
@MrNarwhaI4 жыл бұрын
I miss his jelly beans
@zoemcgonnell51804 жыл бұрын
He looks so disheveled
@nina__serafina4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Elmo's disheveled cousin.
@ce-res4 жыл бұрын
Nina Serafina he really does 😂
@freehugs654 жыл бұрын
The only thing Ryan will win is a perfect attendance award lol
@emiliejoykerr91733 жыл бұрын
Ryan's nickname "beef boy" has carried on from previous episodes and I am definitely here for it.
@dhivyasahiram57274 жыл бұрын
It's been 6 minutes and Ryan's at -2 points. This is definitely the time he wins for SURE Edit: 8 minutes through Ryan's at 0 points and I am so proud of him
@SimMallec4 жыл бұрын
intelligent king
@seventeen_nights73684 жыл бұрын
What's he at by the end?
@dhivyasahiram57274 жыл бұрын
@@seventeen_nights7368 The final score was 4 - 3 ; He managed to get a FULL 3 points!!
@Zero-dead-4 жыл бұрын
Shane: *exposes russia* Ryan: they’re gonna come for you Shane: COME AT ME PUTIN Putin somewhere in Russia: Somethings Wrong I can feel it
@balrogdahomie4 жыл бұрын
“ Just... a feeling I’ve got. And if he is JELLYBEANS as you say... then we’re in trouble. Big trouble!”
@ewangubb1454 жыл бұрын
PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY
@Mariasantacruz20054 жыл бұрын
Same
@aliencafe4 жыл бұрын
me too thanks
@gmiill4 жыл бұрын
yes please
@charlotterice38394 жыл бұрын
@@aliencafe my thoughts exactly
@turtle00532 жыл бұрын
You could convince me this whole Olympic marathon was a cartoon
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of cartoonish sporting events: The 1908 New York to Paris car race genuinely feels like the originator of every trope in cartoons about car racing.
@leahsmith65734 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a Six Flags but with more whale bones and racism." I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY PIZZA
@revinaque13424 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@WaddlesCookie4 жыл бұрын
Leah Smith HONESTLY IT KILLED MEEEEE
@satarupagingerkolay4 жыл бұрын
Where are you getting Pizzas in Covid? Dont do this to me... I'll cry. I miss fast food!!!
@murphhhhhhh4 жыл бұрын
@@satarupagingerkolay you can order frozen ones from grocery stores? Or make your own? I mean, some pizza places are still doing deliveries too
@disaceter11304 жыл бұрын
@@satarupagingerkolay In my area, you can call in and order and then you just have to wait in your car for them to make it.
@rella94164 жыл бұрын
THE PROFESSOR POPPING UP AND SAYING HI WAS SO CUTE
@toddtakeda84324 жыл бұрын
You people produce this transcendent content and (sadly) haven't hit over a million subs. I don't think I can comprehend the level that the production will reach when you will be at 10 million. Thank you for this A++ tier content we get to see now!
@toddtakeda84324 жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness no kidding. I loved the Unsolved series. I was just blown away from the subscriber count because I didn't even look at it until today.
@MysticMelonGames2 жыл бұрын
"Come at me Putin" has aged like a fine wine!
@luanabastos49374 жыл бұрын
At 10:52, that newspaper tells a whole-ass story about a guy who wanted to build a big fucking arch and ended up being abandoned by his wife and kids. Shane didn't miss a single opportunity for comedy. That's true commitment right there. Quality content at its finest.
@_tired_fujoshi4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this tidbit. Made me smile some more. Though I needed to up my video quality to 720p just to read it.
@zeeazn55254 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the newspaper story at 6:39 about the olympian that passed a pineapple through his body in 11 seconds flat 😂 I also thoroughly enjoy the reoccurring man eating a hot dog 👌
@samanthagreen5764 жыл бұрын
Now I have to go back and actually read the newspapers
@FIRING_BLIND4 жыл бұрын
@@zeeazn5525 how the fuck did you read that?! It was tiny!!!
@theseanandrew4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a Six Flags but with more whale bones and racism!" is literally the most accurate description of 19th-20th Century world fairs and expositions I've ever heard in all my years as a historian.
@partlyironic4 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THE PROFESSOR’S LIL “HI!” AT 14:00 SO CUTE
@okthen6233 жыл бұрын
Ryan breaking character and asking the Professor "whats this all about" has the same energy as every 4th wall break in WandaVision
@ratgremlinmags47644 жыл бұрын
I really want to see Professor McNasty talk about the H. H. Holmes hotel. I'm not sure why, but I think it would be interesting to watch the professor talk about a more.... grim topic?
@KM-ld9ln4 жыл бұрын
I was reminded of it while talking about the world fair bc if I remember he was open during the Chicago world fair (or said to have been)
@dlr_rosa2544 жыл бұрын
Half of his history lessons are about mass destruction and death 🤣 but yeah, a serial killer topic would be nice, maybe it could be a scraped idea from the unsolved series
@maggiedrew18684 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nemnyoom4 жыл бұрын
i don't know what that is but now i'm imagining buzzfeed unsolved but the professor is also there
@samtoffolo4 жыл бұрын
Grim, unlike the propeller blades of death and gore.
@Cheshire15014 жыл бұрын
"COME AT ME PUTIN" needs to be on a T Shirt ASAP
@AmethystEyes4 жыл бұрын
Ryan shouldn’t be surprised she won, he started with two rotten jellybeans.
@takfahamm3 жыл бұрын
He stole some peaches and apples, took a peaceful nap and get number four in the game? What a mad lad