The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon • Puppet History

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@emavila
@emavila 4 жыл бұрын
*I can just imagine Shane's search history* "Gymnastics suit for puppet" "Tiny trophy" "Jellybeans in bulk"
@interestingmouse9961
@interestingmouse9961 4 жыл бұрын
That leotard was almost definitely originally for an American girl doll
@mjcaboose3479
@mjcaboose3479 4 жыл бұрын
interestingmouse same with the track suit
@j.pnewcomer1069
@j.pnewcomer1069 4 жыл бұрын
@@interestingmouse9961 It is, my cousin used to have it for her doll
@reknit96
@reknit96 4 жыл бұрын
interestingmouse I was just thinking the same thing
@mirandathepandakitty1630
@mirandathepandakitty1630 4 жыл бұрын
“Fuzzy blue puppet” “Puppet glasses”
@lw401
@lw401 4 жыл бұрын
Add it to the lore: the professor’s immortality is *definitely* due to a fickle genie who keeps making things worse
@jaynenunya6070
@jaynenunya6070 4 жыл бұрын
He got immortality but had to live as a puppet.
@lw401
@lw401 4 жыл бұрын
Jayne Lavallee Yes! That’s genius 😂
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 4 жыл бұрын
Possibly the same genie that keeps bringing these inanimate objects to life for musical numbers.
@hanthemayor
@hanthemayor 4 жыл бұрын
I'm counting this as canon the Puppet History lore keeps getting bigger.
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 4 жыл бұрын
He’s mentioned genies in multiple episodes
@nascha58
@nascha58 4 жыл бұрын
The sexual tension between Ryan and the history cup he's never won
@gillianfleischer5620
@gillianfleischer5620 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio when he wasn’t able to win an award lol
@willowoodz
@willowoodz 4 жыл бұрын
@@gillianfleischer5620 OH MY GOD 😂😂
@nataliethomas444
@nataliethomas444 4 жыл бұрын
^
@hansoel1610
@hansoel1610 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he share one cup
@nascha58
@nascha58 4 жыл бұрын
@@hansoel1610 which made it even worse. He never owns a solid one. Lmao.
@laurentucker7471
@laurentucker7471 4 жыл бұрын
'I'm an Asian hispanic man, I've never played croquet." That's so fucking funny
@peter5988
@peter5988 2 жыл бұрын
honeslty i never even knew ryan was asian and hispanic so i was a little suprised to hear that 🤔
@CSSAMMYY_
@CSSAMMYY_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@peter5988 Really? I thought it was obvious lol, he seemed very filipino-esque to me (which is basically the Mexico of asia)
@celestecotijar9464
@celestecotijar9464 Жыл бұрын
​@@CSSAMMYY_ the philippines is the Mexico of Asia stfu that's so accurate 😂😂
@endless_del
@endless_del Жыл бұрын
made me think of alice in borderland (a japanese show) where 3 of the characters play croquet at the end
@corvidalexander3618
@corvidalexander3618 Жыл бұрын
​@@CSSAMMYY_it's interesting that you say that because ever since I was little and up until I took an AP Human Geography class, I thought that The Phillipines was a Latin country lol
@Vivian_Wong
@Vivian_Wong 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan knows he can’t win anymore so he’s just trying his best to aggravate the professor 😂😂
@sakurataishiogacha8356
@sakurataishiogacha8356 4 жыл бұрын
If you can't win, atleast have some fun right? XD
@Dropdeaddonuts
@Dropdeaddonuts 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan is how I felt in high school, if I hated being there and I hadn’t left already I may as well vibe?
@Ravenclaw75908
@Ravenclaw75908 4 жыл бұрын
I love Puppet history!!!!!!!
@whatthewhatthe9117
@whatthewhatthe9117 4 жыл бұрын
Rotten jelly beans for everyone
@LoganWH8
@LoganWH8 4 жыл бұрын
He would’ve won this one if he hadn’t taunted the Professor into two rotten jellybeans.
@es6581
@es6581 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the professor screaming “ he gets a rotten jelly bean!! a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy!! --TWO ROTTEN JeLLY BEANS!! KeeP PUSHING ME-KEEP pushing me!!” can make me laugh like a madman
@viddergrapho8488
@viddergrapho8488 4 жыл бұрын
dammit I was in the process of eating a cheese bun and almost got liquid gold all over my pillow and couch
@diananguyen5478
@diananguyen5478 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp: 6:00 your welcome
@leenasheikh5273
@leenasheikh5273 3 жыл бұрын
@@diananguyen5478 You. Bless u
@transaty_661
@transaty_661 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan smiling with murder in his eyes when the professor gave kristin a point: *there it is* (Someone said thats the professor right sorry they just sound so similar, they must be related)
@maiajarvis404
@maiajarvis404 4 жыл бұрын
FALSEHOOD!! His name is the professor!!! Shane is definitely 100%, never in a million years the professor lol
@adammay6663
@adammay6663 4 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t even open my marker yet!” “Exactly” 😂
@jordanmiller6884
@jordanmiller6884 4 жыл бұрын
Is Ricky coming back?
@corvcrawler
@corvcrawler 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky is making a comeback, boys...
@shelbywerkheiser8188
@shelbywerkheiser8188 4 жыл бұрын
Is Falsehood a sander Sides reference?
@Willinillyt
@Willinillyt 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Shane never participates in puppet history.
@annika6815
@annika6815 4 жыл бұрын
Got captured by a vengeful genie
@communist_oranges
@communist_oranges 4 жыл бұрын
He'd probably just *ruin the history* I'll go home...
@shosplecolupis8794
@shosplecolupis8794 4 жыл бұрын
hed win every time, it wouldnt be fair
@chriswhite4408
@chriswhite4408 3 жыл бұрын
Hes scared of the professor
@audrey_the_professor
@audrey_the_professor 3 жыл бұрын
gee idk hes prob busy
@megannehring8993
@megannehring8993 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the Professor just rades an American girl doll closet whenever he needs a new outfit.
@SecretIdentityStudio
@SecretIdentityStudio 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, American Girl fans are proportionally disposed to growing up to be history nerds... especially the ones who are still AG fans when they grow up. (And given that outfit is from 2016, it's not a childhood closet find.)
@partlyironic
@partlyironic 4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that he steals them
@hfalko
@hfalko 4 жыл бұрын
Raids
@Myah234
@Myah234 4 жыл бұрын
@@SecretIdentityStudio 😂
@pbjman5809
@pbjman5809 3 жыл бұрын
Raids
@alyssalivingston2570
@alyssalivingston2570 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m an Asian Hispanic man. I have never played croquet.” King
@mailman276
@mailman276 4 жыл бұрын
timestamp pls
@carina3367
@carina3367 4 жыл бұрын
Mail Man 10:33
@jif635
@jif635 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@KahosSaint
@KahosSaint 4 жыл бұрын
Racist.
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 4 жыл бұрын
@@KahosSaint pls tell me you're joking
@mrrd4444
@mrrd4444 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm an Asian Hispanic Man I've never played croquet" honestly as a Filipino I thought croquet was the food for most of my childhood
@user-nw8vn7rn2q
@user-nw8vn7rn2q 4 жыл бұрын
To add to this confusion.....potato croquettes are thing
@edenviii2638
@edenviii2638 4 жыл бұрын
Damn is it not? What a trip
@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752
@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously? Didn't expect it... I'm also a Fil but French Macaroons was that to me...
@poopiekaka
@poopiekaka 4 жыл бұрын
croquettes are like a very popular dutch fried snack
@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752
@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-nw8vn7rn2q Only heard of that once...
@kormagogthedestroyer
@kormagogthedestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Felix Carvajal was sent to Greece to participate in the 1906 Athens marathon, got lost in Italy, was presumed dead, and then he showed up back in Cuba a year later. No one knows what he was doing during that time
@queenb1119
@queenb1119 2 жыл бұрын
This is very weird, I'm standing in my kitchen (in Maryland) making oatmeal on the stove while binging puppet history (because I'm on day 3 of snow days and I need some sanity from the kids trying to drive me bonkers) and I come across your comment. With that Maryland flag profile pic and a user name of Oatmeal?, I just thought that was a funny coincidence! 😄
@astrowolvez
@astrowolvez 2 жыл бұрын
Free vacation baby!
@johndavidtibbetts7320
@johndavidtibbetts7320 2 жыл бұрын
isnt it obvious? He was having adventures with The Doctor
@kormagogthedestroyer
@kormagogthedestroyer 2 жыл бұрын
@@queenb1119 what a strange coincidence hehehe
@crablessinbaltimore
@crablessinbaltimore 2 жыл бұрын
living la vida loca, probably
@marianwojcik6088
@marianwojcik6088 4 жыл бұрын
Kristin: Is it a trick question? The Professor: No of course not! I'm not here to trick you! The Professor, two seconds later: HahA, I tRIckEd yOu!
@partlyironic
@partlyironic 4 жыл бұрын
HE’S A NASTY BOY
@anonymousperson3023
@anonymousperson3023 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, it isnt a trick question. The olympics was originally awared to Chicago.
@743d43ladyfae
@743d43ladyfae 4 жыл бұрын
Like a true professor
@corvcrawler
@corvcrawler 4 жыл бұрын
He is a little *nasty*
@SimMallec
@SimMallec 4 жыл бұрын
oh how the turntables
@pbfgames8782
@pbfgames8782 4 жыл бұрын
Can I just say during a year that is just the worst, and seeing other shows try to adapt to the times, it is simply amazing that this show continues to just produce such high quality content and entertainment. It has managed to not lose an ounce of what makes it great while also having to pivot to a virtual model. Thank you for the big laughs during these troubling times.
@Emily-iy9mr
@Emily-iy9mr 4 жыл бұрын
True! As a big history buff myself, I'm so happy the show has not changed even though it's online. I also love Puppet History because it looks at really old history topics! Plus, this musical theater nerd loves some good show tunes.
@carlitojrbaylosis3844
@carlitojrbaylosis3844 4 жыл бұрын
@Katie Dahl its very funny tho when a guest got a jelly bean in his little satchel or bag
@snavisTM
@snavisTM 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because the shows are 95% talking and 5% visual effects that they put in later during editing.
@RE24601
@RE24601 4 жыл бұрын
It’s so wonderful and we’re all so lucky that this show is able to work so well in a virtual form!!!
@papermist1158
@papermist1158 4 жыл бұрын
srsly most youtube shows show the glitchy-ness of zoom but they clearly take the time to produce high quality content for their viewers. them and their team are fucking awesome ✌✌✌
@theodoremiller7453
@theodoremiller7453 4 жыл бұрын
maybe ryan would win if he didn't open the episode by insulting the professor
@circusclown1503
@circusclown1503 4 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s boring
@angieb976
@angieb976 4 жыл бұрын
Ya he needs to start being a brown noser
@paninipress4778
@paninipress4778 4 жыл бұрын
The professor ghost wrote this
@MrOuchiez
@MrOuchiez 4 жыл бұрын
He still finished with more History Points despite being docked 2 of them right out of the gate.
@amnigma2342
@amnigma2342 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't insult him in the Mansa Musa one and still lost
@TaylorAdams12
@TaylorAdams12 3 жыл бұрын
They didn’t even cover the “best” part of Hick’s race, on top of his egg white and rat poison smoothie, he was also given bourbon in place of water.
@CottagecoreGoblin
@CottagecoreGoblin 3 жыл бұрын
That dude must've been out of his mind during the last few miles
@mauricedavis8261
@mauricedavis8261 3 жыл бұрын
Ah bourbon, now your talking, screw you Gatorade!!!🙏🥇
@zerofox641
@zerofox641 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if athletes today were given bourbon instead of water/gatorade. The Super Bowl would be a LOT more interesting
@hypotheticalforest
@hypotheticalforest 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a tweet I saw that said something along the lines of “fuck it, let athletes use performance enhancing drugs, let’s see how fast a human can run” 😂
@astrowolvez
@astrowolvez 2 жыл бұрын
@@hypotheticalforest I think it was tosh.0 that he made a joke about having a special section of the olympics where they can use as much steroids as they want and “test how far the human body can go”.
@xenophiliuslovegood6914
@xenophiliuslovegood6914 4 жыл бұрын
Kristen: Love him or DIE. She just very succinctly summarized the Watcher fandom's feelings.
@randomgrmlin
@randomgrmlin 4 жыл бұрын
Xenophilius Lovegood time?
@xenophiliuslovegood6914
@xenophiliuslovegood6914 4 жыл бұрын
14:49 (when the Professor is dancing in his leotard)
@lindseyalbright3324
@lindseyalbright3324 4 жыл бұрын
She's one of us! All Hail the Watcher!
@ShiningStars560
@ShiningStars560 4 жыл бұрын
Just the way that the professor said hi! 🤩
@kacookgirl
@kacookgirl 4 жыл бұрын
Kristin: "Is this a trick question?" Professor: "I'm not here to trick you." BS! You had a trick question in the last episode! All the answers were right (All of the Above), but no points were given! We see your LIES, Professor McNasty! Edit: Oh my god, Ryan was right. He was actually right about something! This whole thing is rigged by McNasty! Edit: *GASP!* I have been noticed by the Watcher! All Hail the Watcher!
@shifanahmed3990
@shifanahmed3990 4 жыл бұрын
say anymore about mcnasty and you'll end up with some suspicious smelling jelly beans in your system
@chelazarcon3051
@chelazarcon3051 4 жыл бұрын
Mcnasty has been playing it nasty
@nonexistant4260
@nonexistant4260 4 жыл бұрын
I'll bet you ten bucks Ryan ghost wrote this
@lyn5299
@lyn5299 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Why don’t you give me another one you coward The professor: You dare question my power?
@iridescentaurora268
@iridescentaurora268 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a bit amusing to hear someone like *Shane* say the words “I’m too small.” 😅
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 4 жыл бұрын
Shane didn't say that, it was The Professor.
@melodys9188
@melodys9188 3 жыл бұрын
whos Shane i only know the professor
@alex-fs9yt
@alex-fs9yt 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Shane isn't in this video
@yumisayama6272
@yumisayama6272 3 жыл бұрын
Shane? Where did you even see him? He's not even in the video... Are you okay?
@a_lill_wrom
@a_lill_wrom 3 жыл бұрын
I've never met this *sharn* tell me about him
@gwen-y1y
@gwen-y1y 4 жыл бұрын
I love the costume, but seeing the professor without his little hat feels... wrong.
@jml6263
@jml6263 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more horrifyingly entranced by his naked legs
@scarletrose_9848
@scarletrose_9848 4 жыл бұрын
@@jml6263 I wish our legs looked that good while being hairy 🤣🤣🤣
@jml6263
@jml6263 4 жыл бұрын
@@scarletrose_9848 Nothing wrong with humans being fuzzy! The bright blue might be something to look into though.
@Kayionz
@Kayionz 4 жыл бұрын
He looked like blue elmo without the hat. LOL
@mikaylav395
@mikaylav395 4 жыл бұрын
Bro exactly what I thought with the pillow in the Vesuvius ep but the pillow was so cute 😂
@Kel.Vision
@Kel.Vision 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Here comes a History Point. Professor: A History Point for Kristin! Ryan: Shocker. Lmao! I love Ryan so much. He's just over it.
@recoil53
@recoil53 4 жыл бұрын
"What's this really about?" We're heading for a season ending throw down.
@bm631
@bm631 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Payback for all the ghost hunting.
@abderians
@abderians 4 жыл бұрын
The Professor, popping out from behind the curtain after Kristin said she missed his little outfit: hi! :) Me, openly weeping: h-hi
@CryptidThatExists
@CryptidThatExists 4 жыл бұрын
It was so pure. I fucking love the professor :3
@annas.8103
@annas.8103 4 жыл бұрын
14:00 I'm saying this so I can spam it later on.
@halohajo_
@halohajo_ 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just so wholesome 🥺
@Classicbutterscotch
@Classicbutterscotch 3 жыл бұрын
No idea how but he legitimately sounded like he said “:D” out loud. Wholesome 🥺
@the-amazing-karnak
@the-amazing-karnak 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kristins just bopping her head and laughing at the torch singing about sacrifice and selling your soul to “get that fucking gold” while Ryan is just sitting there watching in horror like “What?!
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so true though! The injuries, abuse, no time for other normal activities. Look at Keri Strug. Ended her career. And when Simone had to quit and so much of the US was angry at her in a crazy way. The songs hilarious and Shane’s so on point. I hope Kristin is on this season.
@itsgeorgielu
@itsgeorgielu 4 жыл бұрын
Puppet History Conspiracy Theory: the professor was once a human that was cursed by a fickle genie to become a puppet
@iceyschoaticcreations8553
@iceyschoaticcreations8553 4 жыл бұрын
At the beginning of time, it's how he knows all this history, he was cursed to be an immortal puppet.
@itsgeorgielu
@itsgeorgielu 4 жыл бұрын
@@iceyschoaticcreations8553 THE LORE DEEPENS
@theprofessor6962
@theprofessor6962 4 жыл бұрын
Very very curious...
@oddity3571
@oddity3571 4 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope this becomes canon
@jeffreyhsia8760
@jeffreyhsia8760 4 жыл бұрын
If you look at the shanemadej KZbin channel, you’ll find a video where he plays a professor character. Coincidence? I think not.
@nicolepinzon5745
@nicolepinzon5745 4 жыл бұрын
The last episode of this season will include Shane dressed in a life-sized mascot suit of the professor, body slamming Ryan.
@sammcd4
@sammcd4 4 жыл бұрын
OMG PLEASE I NEED THIS
@lochness7419
@lochness7419 4 жыл бұрын
I lose my mind every single time the Professor shakes and the screen turns red it's the FUNNIEST THING ITS SO CURSED
@blue-3430
@blue-3430 3 жыл бұрын
it never gets old
@spicywatermelon8617
@spicywatermelon8617 3 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful
@oldajtap1361
@oldajtap1361 3 жыл бұрын
sheer rage within the man
@jessicakaemery
@jessicakaemery 3 жыл бұрын
@@blue-3430 neither does the Professor, he's immortal 😎
@breadytofight8742
@breadytofight8742 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicakaemery this aged like fine wine
@halliewong
@halliewong 2 жыл бұрын
Kristin seems like the _definition_ of the word "delight" and I love it.
@elysiantree1052
@elysiantree1052 4 жыл бұрын
"imagine 6 flags but with more whale bones and racism"
@dolandtimmons4645
@dolandtimmons4645 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell for some reason Ryan really doesn't like the professor
@flo8334
@flo8334 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolandtimmons4645 i don’t think the professor is like limited by gender or race. he’s above all
@thejason755
@thejason755 3 жыл бұрын
Sooooo, regular six flags?
@lindsaym756
@lindsaym756 4 жыл бұрын
"You've never played croquet??" Ryan: "I'm an Asain Hispanic man I've never played croquet" Me: Laughs in Latina
@lindsaym756
@lindsaym756 4 жыл бұрын
- lmao 🤣🤣
@boozhoobineshii
@boozhoobineshii 4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Japanese and native*
@lindsaym756
@lindsaym756 4 жыл бұрын
Jarrett Kobayashi lmao I love this so much
@Druzica18
@Druzica18 4 жыл бұрын
If it helps, I'm whiter than Wonderbread and have never played croquet either. I think it involves a hammer or mallet or something and that's all i know.
@lindsaym756
@lindsaym756 4 жыл бұрын
M lucas this reply is gold lmao
@rosario2195
@rosario2195 4 жыл бұрын
The professor looks cute in his lil gymnast outfit and all but somewhere in Shane’s office lies a naked American girl doll
@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat
@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat 4 жыл бұрын
Dang
@DarkestElemental616
@DarkestElemental616 4 жыл бұрын
Can't you order the outfits separately?
@annika6815
@annika6815 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkestElemental616 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@iscaylis
@iscaylis 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the doll is wearing the Professor’s original outfit
@choochoopicklepie
@choochoopicklepie 3 жыл бұрын
@@A_T216 hahahsh
@justanothernerd6714
@justanothernerd6714 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to see an episode of Unsolved where Shane does some research on the haunted location they go to, and then surprises/torments Ryan by bringing the Professor with him
@chelleebooth5290
@chelleebooth5290 3 жыл бұрын
why do people keep bringing up shane?? he's not even in these videos!!
@justanothernerd6714
@justanothernerd6714 3 жыл бұрын
@@chelleebooth5290 there’s just something about Shane and the Professor that makes me want to see them in a show together. I can’t put my finger on it….
@hopelesshopefulromantic1791
@hopelesshopefulromantic1791 2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment and I don't wanna ruin the 666 likes on it, this counts as my like
@pandora1586
@pandora1586 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "and I didn't even have rat poison in me." I honestly expected the professor to say "not yet".
@DezerayHope
@DezerayHope 4 жыл бұрын
A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
@AB-fp6wd
@AB-fp6wd 4 жыл бұрын
When? I miseed this bit
@promethanol4162
@promethanol4162 4 жыл бұрын
A.Berry 1 23:06
@randomgrmlin
@randomgrmlin 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit that would have been perfect
@Spaceyshakey
@Spaceyshakey 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: This is Rigged, I cant Win. also Ryan: Taunts the professor to take points away from him until he does.
@jennaighazawadka6735
@jennaighazawadka6735 4 жыл бұрын
I think Ryan has accepted he's not allowed to win, so now he's just out to spite Professor McNasty 😂😂😂
@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz
@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don't blame the guy because Shane is just trolling Ryan every single episode by this point 😂😂😂
@RocaDeearCenjar
@RocaDeearCenjar 4 жыл бұрын
If he hadn’t done that taunting he would’ve won.
@lynnielemonade
@lynnielemonade 4 жыл бұрын
420th like
@UltimateKyuubiFox
@UltimateKyuubiFox 4 жыл бұрын
RocaDeearCenjar He still got more points than her even with the two sour beans,
@QilleWolf
@QilleWolf 4 жыл бұрын
When Ryan finally wins, I think the Professor is going to send him a bag full of spiders instead of jellybeans
@thealbanianlorg6542
@thealbanianlorg6542 4 жыл бұрын
One: if he ever wins, Two: I can’t imagine what it would be. 😭😭😭
@Countrydiva524
@Countrydiva524 4 жыл бұрын
I think it'll be Beanboozled jellybeans I'd pay to watch that
@demonflowerchild
@demonflowerchild 4 жыл бұрын
He will nvr win. It's all for the guest
@thatrachelgirl1803
@thatrachelgirl1803 4 жыл бұрын
Delivered by a bear
@aiden.ambulance
@aiden.ambulance 4 жыл бұрын
imagine if he sent him all barf flavored ones
@vincentjoisce7488
@vincentjoisce7488 Жыл бұрын
the phrase "would you break all of your bones for a parade when you get home?" is so emotionally raw that i cannot believe it was sung by a puppet of the olympic torch
@carissanami5824
@carissanami5824 4 жыл бұрын
"a rotten jelly bean for you!" "Why don't you give me one more, you coward?" This cracked me up 😂
@MrOuchiez
@MrOuchiez 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Breakfast Club reference he dusted off there!
@_HuffleProud_
@_HuffleProud_ 4 жыл бұрын
When Shane mysteriously dies of poisoning in a few days, I won’t be surprised.
@toniprancelot
@toniprancelot 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you say 'when' rather than 'if' the confidence
@Lowekinder
@Lowekinder 4 жыл бұрын
Ryans the one eating rotten jelly beans
@mirandathepandakitty1630
@mirandathepandakitty1630 4 жыл бұрын
They’ll find jelly beans in his stomach
@ninamcbride2803
@ninamcbride2803 4 жыл бұрын
can’t wait to see in the news that the professor has been beheaded
@Meiabell
@Meiabell 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t eat the eggs Shane
@noemidiaz1931
@noemidiaz1931 4 жыл бұрын
I like how in this season Ryan really doesn't care about winning he's just going after the professor
@lolidk839
@lolidk839 4 жыл бұрын
That might be Ricky goldsworth
@Dolphinman300
@Dolphinman300 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he has no chance while they’re quarantined
@lolidk839
@lolidk839 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dolphinman300 Ricky just busts down the door and just says in a calm tone dispite the fact that he busted down a door "quarantine can not control me"
@silverdrag0n_
@silverdrag0n_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@lolidk839 shit, you might be right
@viperv6768
@viperv6768 3 жыл бұрын
Sincerely, I no longer recognize Shane vs the Professor. In my mind, they have nearly completely different voices.
@dixierae6063
@dixierae6063 Жыл бұрын
Shockingly I just found this channel when I was searching 4 Unsolved Mysteries what an absolute score. Have been binging for days. I couldn't agree more as a matter of fact it's a big part what makes this series absolute genius. I'm even starting to forget that he's the voices of the paper puppets. Sometimes I even forget the paper puppets aren't real. LMAO
@Five0f5even
@Five0f5even 4 жыл бұрын
At this point Ryan has just become the villain of this series.
@animaloversammy
@animaloversammy 4 жыл бұрын
I think Shane did that on purpose. Cause he was definitely the villain in Buzzfeed Unsolved lol. Paybacks a bitch Ryan
@jazminelena9923
@jazminelena9923 4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey want see Ricky Goldsworth in Puppet History (just to see what it's like)
@shelbywerkheiser8188
@shelbywerkheiser8188 4 жыл бұрын
It isn’t Ryan it’s Ricky Goldsworth
@adrianafarraro9836
@adrianafarraro9836 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm the villain in your history...
@shelbywerkheiser8188
@shelbywerkheiser8188 4 жыл бұрын
I was to young and blind to see!
@angelarosemariecook222
@angelarosemariecook222 4 жыл бұрын
when he said he was too small for the rides at Disney I immediately pictured him just getting flung off rides. Just a little blue blur flying away from rides.
@stephanietheravenclaw2835
@stephanietheravenclaw2835 4 жыл бұрын
I picture him the a potato flying around my room potato in the ceiling
@thefinalfrontear
@thefinalfrontear 4 жыл бұрын
This fucking sent me lmaooo
@cait5158
@cait5158 4 жыл бұрын
aw i pictured ryan sneaking him in by putting him in the front of his hoodie or something lol
@ronaldfarber589
@ronaldfarber589 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@ava_marie_v
@ava_marie_v 4 жыл бұрын
@@cait5158 That's assuming Ryan wouldn't yeet him from rides for refusing to let him win.
@kelvingemstone
@kelvingemstone 4 жыл бұрын
'A fickle genie who keeps making things worse no matter what you say.' Alright we've found what's responsible for 2020.
@camili5072
@camili5072 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the professor obviously made a wish that went horribly horribly wrong
@soupsoup4245
@soupsoup4245 4 жыл бұрын
@@camili5072 He wished for infinite knowledge but also got cursed with his puppet body
@JodiesSideEye
@JodiesSideEye 4 жыл бұрын
more like who
@camili5072
@camili5072 4 жыл бұрын
Soup Soup bold of you to assume that he doesn’t have infinite knowledge because he was there to experience all these events
@soupsoup4245
@soupsoup4245 4 жыл бұрын
@@camili5072 shit you're right
@violetscrypt
@violetscrypt 3 жыл бұрын
“he’s dancing! love him or D I E.” same, honestly
@FingeringThings
@FingeringThings 4 жыл бұрын
The dude who took a nap during the run is an absolute madman
@soupforfree
@soupforfree 4 жыл бұрын
a true madlad
@kaitlynng7924
@kaitlynng7924 4 жыл бұрын
you do what you gotta do
@FingeringThings
@FingeringThings 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlynng7924 Yes
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 4 жыл бұрын
20:57 honestly i want a FULL Puppet History episode about Alice Roosevelt, that woman was so fucking badass. She was a teenager when her dad became president, and was in full wild child mode for his entire presidency. There’s even a story about her burning an effigy of the next First Lady on the White House lawn as her dad was leaving office. She was insanely independent and free willed, to the point where she once burst in on a Cabinet Meeting and after she left one of Teddy’s aides was like “could you maybe control her a little” and Teddy said “I can either run this country, or I can control Alice, I cannot do both”.
@beggar1015
@beggar1015 4 жыл бұрын
She also has one of the best quotes I live by: "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
@absolutelyalice1754
@absolutelyalice1754 4 жыл бұрын
Alice Lee Roosevelt was fun. She used to smoke on the White House roof, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach in her purse, and was famous for her wit. She had a pillow embroidered with the words, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."
@thealbanianlorg6542
@thealbanianlorg6542 4 жыл бұрын
Huh, I was thinking the same when I saw her - a whole episode COULD be done about her. But honestly, I’d rather have one of Teddy Roosevelt. Alice was a jerk and a self serving spoiled brat who liked to pee in the punch bowl (metaphorically speaking) to get attention. Nothing she did took effort or commitment to making someone else’s life better. She had fame, fortune and good looks yet she didn’t do or accomplish anything good and worthwhile. Just a few weeks ago I hiked through Teddy Roosevelt Natl. Park in ND and Yellowstone in Montana and really was feeling huge heaps of appreciation and respect for that TR. Teddy’s story is supposedly well known, but I don’t think well known enough and...it’s so fascinating, it never gets old.
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 4 жыл бұрын
The Albanian Lorg i mean. Teddy did, ya know, heavily contribute to American neo-colonialism in some really horrible ways and Alice chose to not be very politically active. Probably because she was really annoyed by the political world, and how “noble” and genteel women in politics were meant to act. She seemed like the kind of person who hated being told that she couldn’t be herself, and i personally respect that a lot. And as funny and heroic as Teddy’s antic seem from a historical lens, i wonder how Alice reacted to times when her dad would blatantly risk his own life “for his country”. Like. Imagine knowing your dad was going to make a big political speech, learning he was shot at the beginning, and then continued giving the speech for another half hour. Having Teddy Roosevelt as a dad was probably stressful as hell, and I can completely understand not wanting to be a super public figure in politics after growing up like that.
@thealbanianlorg6542
@thealbanianlorg6542 4 жыл бұрын
@@julesking1303 Yeah, I get why she might not have been a happy camper, but still just not a fan.
@sethjacksonanimation8407
@sethjacksonanimation8407 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like any content shane is in charge of producing is just an elaborate scheme to break ryan
@lilguykian
@lilguykian 4 жыл бұрын
It’s cause he misses the hot daga 😂😂
@Trickpants
@Trickpants 3 жыл бұрын
True friendship
@ArcherOwl
@ArcherOwl 3 жыл бұрын
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out or takes away willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Kristin had 2. Ryan really won this one. Good job beef boy
@mase5995
@mase5995 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan did win the Christmas episode but Professor decided everyone gets a gift since it was Christmas
@LivingMyLife22
@LivingMyLife22 2 жыл бұрын
🫘
@herschiel
@herschiel 4 жыл бұрын
The Professor’s little “Hi” was something that I didn’t know I needed until now
@adriep2773
@adriep2773 4 жыл бұрын
I rewound that part 6 times
@saruma32
@saruma32 4 жыл бұрын
14:01
@bugboy4563
@bugboy4563 4 жыл бұрын
When I heard that little hi I almost keeled over :) good stuff
@regan_cm
@regan_cm 4 жыл бұрын
SO SWEET
@thanahune9241
@thanahune9241 4 жыл бұрын
the little costume just makes it even better 🥰🥰
@hopeworld_2190
@hopeworld_2190 4 жыл бұрын
I love how every Puppet History Ryan and the Professor get increasingly feral toward each other
@recoil53
@recoil53 4 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to a season ending showdown.
@Katpiratefan275
@Katpiratefan275 4 жыл бұрын
I predict an altercation or a very hilarious murder attempt on the professor at the end of the season here. BTW does anyone actually keep track of the points. Because I feel that Ryan actually won one.
@subversivecritter8043
@subversivecritter8043 4 жыл бұрын
@@Katpiratefan275 I was actually wondering about the points myself. I can never remember to keep track when I'm watching the episodes.
@Katpiratefan275
@Katpiratefan275 4 жыл бұрын
@@subversivecritter8043 well, they're on youtube for the rewatch. Challenge is on to defend the Bergara Honor!
@Katpiratefan275
@Katpiratefan275 4 жыл бұрын
@@lorrainewilliams7896 you're right. Ricky is taking over Ryan. Soon he's gonna be kicking everyone out, demanding food and someone to pick him up at 8am sharp. "Yes Mr. Goldsworth. Right away, Mr. Goldsworth."
@ihveesoar3505
@ihveesoar3505 4 жыл бұрын
Every week, Ryan always ends the episode like he’s about to commit his own unsolved mystery: true crime
@kaleyz5518
@kaleyz5518 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@RewindingFilm04
@RewindingFilm04 4 жыл бұрын
Someday Shane will find The Professor ripped into blue furballs, with Ricky Goldsworth standing over him menacingly.
@amelia3146
@amelia3146 3 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t we throw $45 at the problem” is so funny lmao
@capernex
@capernex 4 жыл бұрын
shane's songs get more unhinged with each performance
@user-fz4mm4ly3n
@user-fz4mm4ly3n 4 жыл бұрын
ikr it's the best thing ever
@kiahray
@kiahray 4 жыл бұрын
I know I love it
@bcmarcin9447
@bcmarcin9447 4 жыл бұрын
if ryan keeps acting like this he’s gonna get detention if he wants to win maybe be nice to The Professor
@morrimathews8625
@morrimathews8625 4 жыл бұрын
the season finale is gonna end with Ryan seamlessly leaving his frame into the professor’s and choking him out
@MegaJessylynn
@MegaJessylynn 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl this would be amazing
@Nicole148809
@Nicole148809 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if they ever get in the same room Ryan's just going to end up yeeting the Professor across the room.
@BMiren-bc6ye
@BMiren-bc6ye 4 жыл бұрын
i would love it if he leaves his frame, becomes a puppet, and chokes out professor
@bordeauxisburning
@bordeauxisburning 4 жыл бұрын
@@BMiren-bc6ye Now the season can't end any other way. I need this like I need air. 😂😂
@Audreyrosey
@Audreyrosey 4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about Shane going "come at me putin" That was the funniest thing ever.
@Nowgivemeyourfries
@Nowgivemeyourfries 3 жыл бұрын
*the professor, Shane isn’t involved in this series
@agatha6999
@agatha6999 2 жыл бұрын
@@DarkElfDiva Sure aged well
@elenadirectorofmiiss7942
@elenadirectorofmiiss7942 2 жыл бұрын
So Putin was part of the conspiracy to take down the Professor with Ryan, the Genie, and the Devil, confirmed?
@BriannaMD
@BriannaMD 2 жыл бұрын
@@agatha6999 i was thinking the same thing
@yehetsaha8780
@yehetsaha8780 4 жыл бұрын
By the end of this season, Ryan is going to travel through screens and engage in hand to hand combat with the professor, as every single musical guest sings their songs at the same time, a cacophony of blue fur and irrational anger
@lorrainewilliams7896
@lorrainewilliams7896 4 жыл бұрын
Since the Professor has jin issues, maybe Ryan gets turned into a puppet and they cage match it.
@buttersubstitute3324
@buttersubstitute3324 4 жыл бұрын
The leotard and medal the professor is wearing looks like an American Girl Doll outfit.
@michellev86
@michellev86 4 жыл бұрын
it is 😭 we found the exact one
@endymionredacted1304
@endymionredacted1304 4 жыл бұрын
So is his jacket and hat! It's cute.
@carolinecameron4840
@carolinecameron4840 4 жыл бұрын
I knew immediately that it was from American Girl... and idk if I should be proud of myself for that (I'm 22)
@lilcat8857
@lilcat8857 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was. Glad to see I was right 😂
@zoesmybaby
@zoesmybaby 4 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart me too and 30 fucking 8 years of age. I also have daughters but they have grown out of them. I have not. Never got that type of stuff as a kid because we were poor.
@valeriavaldez6298
@valeriavaldez6298 4 жыл бұрын
We got “spoilies,” the tiny “hi,” and the professor being really sad about not being able to go on rides at Disneyland....in conclusion the professor is ✨baby✨
@alesiat1320
@alesiat1320 4 жыл бұрын
I agree he is precious
@selenamorillon228
@selenamorillon228 4 жыл бұрын
And the little whoop at the very end omgg
@huntereasley3885
@huntereasley3885 2 жыл бұрын
watching Ryan call the professor "a dead man" is so heartbreaking in retrospect... we should've seen the signs sooner. if we had, the professor might still be with us.
@camili5072
@camili5072 4 жыл бұрын
Shane definitely has a doll sized closet filled with historically inaccurate costumes for the professor
@AshikKAnsar
@AshikKAnsar 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "Growing old and dying is overrated." Also Ryan when he sees a shadow: "A demon!! Oh god, don't let me die!." (pulls out the holy water)
@Ladynoir1710
@Ladynoir1710 4 жыл бұрын
XDDDDD
@moonlight1393
@moonlight1393 4 жыл бұрын
So what? He just wants to die on his own terms. Completely understandable. XD
@meghanphillips3495
@meghanphillips3495 4 жыл бұрын
Me two weeks ago: "Is there anything cuter than The Professor with a tiny pillow tied to his head?" The Professor this week in a gymnast's leotard: "Hold my jelly bean filled satchel!"
@Rebecca-hm6pw
@Rebecca-hm6pw 4 жыл бұрын
“Hold my jelly bean filled satchel, it doesn’t go with this adorable leotard”
@fluffs.
@fluffs. 4 жыл бұрын
If the world ever returns to normal, Ryan and Shane should definitely take the Professor to Disney Land and smuggle him onto rides
@mgpicecream
@mgpicecream 4 жыл бұрын
Idea for a future episode-- the most successful pirate of all time was a Chinese woman named Ching Shih and she deserves way more history cred than she gets!!!
@AgentSteffi
@AgentSteffi 4 жыл бұрын
didn't they had a ruining history video about her? i am awful with names, but it was about a pirate queen (i think a chinese pirate queen, but it's been like 2 years since i watched that so i wouldn't count on my memories)
@Rimelelnr
@Rimelelnr 4 жыл бұрын
AgentSteffi They had one about two woman who where pirates but they were British (I think), not Chinese 😊
@lexigrimhaive
@lexigrimhaive 4 жыл бұрын
AgentSteffi No, that was about Anne Bonnie and Mary Reed.
@BØØTYP0UNDER666
@BØØTYP0UNDER666 4 жыл бұрын
I second this and I would also like to throw in wu zetian: a concubine who schemed her way up to becoming china’s only female emperor. Lots of really interesting facts about her as well. (One fun fact is that her tomb is shaped like a giant pair of tiddies.)
@elocin22791
@elocin22791 4 жыл бұрын
This is a great episode idea! She was also fictionalised in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so it would be cool to share more about her life.
@addi7397
@addi7397 4 жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about how soft and adorable the Professor’s little “hi” was at 14:01 it melted my heart
4 жыл бұрын
Same omg it was so cute
@regan_cm
@regan_cm 4 жыл бұрын
so sweet🥺
@inevitable_handle
@inevitable_handle 4 жыл бұрын
I am cute tho
@Jasmine-gv2us
@Jasmine-gv2us 4 жыл бұрын
I had to rewatch it 🥺
@jamesmoriarty2329
@jamesmoriarty2329 4 жыл бұрын
And then the little chuckle. Honestly best experience in my life.
@BlackRaven0211
@BlackRaven0211 4 жыл бұрын
Okay: Kate and Kristin, angels who need come back for more Puppet History seasons
@garidge8530
@garidge8530 4 жыл бұрын
m o t h m a n HAHAHAHAHAHA U RIGHT
@partlyironic
@partlyironic 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly my fave thing is how much every guest just absolutely goes hogwild for the whole show and The Professor specifically
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
YAS
@grossoutgal4863
@grossoutgal4863 4 жыл бұрын
Permanent contestants please
@charlotterice3839
@charlotterice3839 4 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES YES YES-
@mk_the_maniac2091
@mk_the_maniac2091 3 жыл бұрын
We love to see ex-buzzfeed/soon to be ex-buzzfeed employees back together making amazing content
@LuckyBones77
@LuckyBones77 Жыл бұрын
I like to refer to them as ‘Buzzfeed survivors’ bc so many of them describe significant burnout in their ‘why i left’ videos. Kristin’s burnout was especially rough though
@PippaT-iw6su
@PippaT-iw6su 4 жыл бұрын
Petition for Ryan to take the Professor to Disney Land when it's open properly
@laureanleigh4268
@laureanleigh4268 4 жыл бұрын
I would watch this Crossover. There are quite a few historical topics that mesh with Disneyland trivia they could do too!
@alejandracardenas931
@alejandracardenas931 4 жыл бұрын
Tourist Trapped X Puppet History crossover episode??? I would die
@folkloricmoon
@folkloricmoon 4 жыл бұрын
Yess we need this somebody make a petition on change.org or something
@alice-bz6sp
@alice-bz6sp 4 жыл бұрын
my favourite thing is when people are truly happy to be on this show, like kate and now this lovely lady :")
@mothmanasscheek8637
@mothmanasscheek8637 4 жыл бұрын
yeah. They were so enthusiastic and excited that I also feel the same
@jjonvhs.7408
@jjonvhs.7408 4 жыл бұрын
omg kristen is so delightful i love her :,)
@charfree6888
@charfree6888 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah..unlike that guy on that Pompeii episode.
@user-yl2so8db5t
@user-yl2so8db5t 4 жыл бұрын
char free the blond lady on I think the first ep also had weird energy? But it might be that they just don’t know what type of energy to bring to the show, who knows
@lorrainewilliams7896
@lorrainewilliams7896 4 жыл бұрын
@@charfree6888 Word. Matt used to be far more upbeat before lock down. Now he is like a surly old man.
@lamblibrarian1075
@lamblibrarian1075 4 жыл бұрын
The season finale is going to be Ryan throwing hands with the professor
@ZieleAych
@ZieleAych 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the professor would win?
@AtrumDelorox
@AtrumDelorox 4 жыл бұрын
Then it's a good thing this semester is online!
@Faogain2468
@Faogain2468 4 жыл бұрын
The positive energy from Kristin is so heartwarming
@seyebye
@seyebye 4 жыл бұрын
ryan's like that one student that gets on the teacher's bad side all the time, but the teacher and the student have a weirdly friendly relationship in the hallways
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 4 жыл бұрын
Omg so true!
@headlesszebra9857
@headlesszebra9857 4 жыл бұрын
i love how kristin is just vibing with all of this while ryan hates every single second
@MegaJessylynn
@MegaJessylynn 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost as good as the hotdaga
@headlesszebra9857
@headlesszebra9857 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaJessylynn almost 😁
@lorrainewilliams7896
@lorrainewilliams7896 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaJessylynn Yes! I got a strong hotdaga vibe this ep.
@recoil53
@recoil53 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan can almost taste those sweet sweet jellybeans, but knows he won't get them.
@anacastillo362
@anacastillo362 4 жыл бұрын
the way The Professor said "im to small :(" melt my little black and cold hart
4 жыл бұрын
What time was it in?
@zabtesler
@zabtesler 4 жыл бұрын
@ 3:36
@skylermaxwell2778
@skylermaxwell2778 4 жыл бұрын
as i read this he said it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 someone help him
@spinartist2397
@spinartist2397 4 жыл бұрын
That song by the torch was simultaneously the funniest and disturbing song I have ever heard in all my 32yrs of life
@TheGhostgirl350
@TheGhostgirl350 4 жыл бұрын
I have two very important requests. Very important. 1. Have Kristen come back next season 2. When Corona is not longer a threat to humanity, take the professor to Disney in like a backpack and PLEASE sneak him on rides so he can experience it. I would pay to watch that deadass
@savannahthum7695
@savannahthum7695 4 жыл бұрын
I fully support both of these things
@thegirlsinapt3042
@thegirlsinapt3042 4 жыл бұрын
Oh this 100% NEEDS to happen 😂
@mononoke_hime_ham
@mononoke_hime_ham 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSS
@MeanderingFox
@MeanderingFox 4 жыл бұрын
💜💜💜💜
@MarshsAUTacity
@MarshsAUTacity 4 жыл бұрын
My only thought is the thing people wear with their baby's on their chest except Shane is wearing it so he can hold the Professor so he can experience the rides to its fullest.
@occasionalfan-content4771
@occasionalfan-content4771 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine somebody binge watching puppet history all the time and then trying to get into buzzfeed unsolved but they can’t because they only hear blue man
@princesschibi20
@princesschibi20 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan is just there to upset the Professor and doesn’t care if he wins anymore 🤣🤣
@harrisonlee9585
@harrisonlee9585 4 жыл бұрын
Shane and Ryan are the villains on each others shows
@lolaamador-locher3253
@lolaamador-locher3253 4 жыл бұрын
Her laugh is so contagious, everytime she just started cracking up I couldn't help but join in
@madeleineg.k.3119
@madeleineg.k.3119 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining Shane sitting at home, sewing a little gymnastics uniform for the professor, and its delightful
@katehaugrud8637
@katehaugrud8637 4 жыл бұрын
I think most of the outfits are stolen from American girl dolls lol (I love the image of that too though)
@ce-res
@ce-res 4 жыл бұрын
i-he doesn’t look right without his hat😭
@laurenlanterns4376
@laurenlanterns4376 4 жыл бұрын
I miss his widdle hat
@MrNarwhaI
@MrNarwhaI 4 жыл бұрын
I miss his jelly beans
@zoemcgonnell5180
@zoemcgonnell5180 4 жыл бұрын
He looks so disheveled
@nina__serafina
@nina__serafina 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Elmo's disheveled cousin.
@ce-res
@ce-res 4 жыл бұрын
Nina Serafina he really does 😂
@freehugs65
@freehugs65 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing Ryan will win is a perfect attendance award lol
@emiliejoykerr9173
@emiliejoykerr9173 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's nickname "beef boy" has carried on from previous episodes and I am definitely here for it.
@dhivyasahiram5727
@dhivyasahiram5727 4 жыл бұрын
It's been 6 minutes and Ryan's at -2 points. This is definitely the time he wins for SURE Edit: 8 minutes through Ryan's at 0 points and I am so proud of him
@SimMallec
@SimMallec 4 жыл бұрын
intelligent king
@seventeen_nights7368
@seventeen_nights7368 4 жыл бұрын
What's he at by the end?
@dhivyasahiram5727
@dhivyasahiram5727 4 жыл бұрын
@@seventeen_nights7368 The final score was 4 - 3 ; He managed to get a FULL 3 points!!
@Zero-dead-
@Zero-dead- 4 жыл бұрын
Shane: *exposes russia* Ryan: they’re gonna come for you Shane: COME AT ME PUTIN Putin somewhere in Russia: Somethings Wrong I can feel it
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 4 жыл бұрын
“ Just... a feeling I’ve got. And if he is JELLYBEANS as you say... then we’re in trouble. Big trouble!”
@ewangubb145
@ewangubb145 4 жыл бұрын
PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY PUPPET HISTORY
@Mariasantacruz2005
@Mariasantacruz2005 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@aliencafe
@aliencafe 4 жыл бұрын
me too thanks
@gmiill
@gmiill 4 жыл бұрын
yes please
@charlotterice3839
@charlotterice3839 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliencafe my thoughts exactly
@turtle0053
@turtle0053 2 жыл бұрын
You could convince me this whole Olympic marathon was a cartoon
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of cartoonish sporting events: The 1908 New York to Paris car race genuinely feels like the originator of every trope in cartoons about car racing.
@leahsmith6573
@leahsmith6573 4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a Six Flags but with more whale bones and racism." I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY PIZZA
@revinaque1342
@revinaque1342 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@WaddlesCookie
@WaddlesCookie 4 жыл бұрын
Leah Smith HONESTLY IT KILLED MEEEEE
@satarupagingerkolay
@satarupagingerkolay 4 жыл бұрын
Where are you getting Pizzas in Covid? Dont do this to me... I'll cry. I miss fast food!!!
@murphhhhhhh
@murphhhhhhh 4 жыл бұрын
@@satarupagingerkolay you can order frozen ones from grocery stores? Or make your own? I mean, some pizza places are still doing deliveries too
@disaceter1130
@disaceter1130 4 жыл бұрын
@@satarupagingerkolay In my area, you can call in and order and then you just have to wait in your car for them to make it.
@rella9416
@rella9416 4 жыл бұрын
THE PROFESSOR POPPING UP AND SAYING HI WAS SO CUTE
@toddtakeda8432
@toddtakeda8432 4 жыл бұрын
You people produce this transcendent content and (sadly) haven't hit over a million subs. I don't think I can comprehend the level that the production will reach when you will be at 10 million. Thank you for this A++ tier content we get to see now!
@toddtakeda8432
@toddtakeda8432 4 жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness no kidding. I loved the Unsolved series. I was just blown away from the subscriber count because I didn't even look at it until today.
@MysticMelonGames
@MysticMelonGames 2 жыл бұрын
"Come at me Putin" has aged like a fine wine!
@luanabastos4937
@luanabastos4937 4 жыл бұрын
At 10:52, that newspaper tells a whole-ass story about a guy who wanted to build a big fucking arch and ended up being abandoned by his wife and kids. Shane didn't miss a single opportunity for comedy. That's true commitment right there. Quality content at its finest.
@_tired_fujoshi
@_tired_fujoshi 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this tidbit. Made me smile some more. Though I needed to up my video quality to 720p just to read it.
@zeeazn5525
@zeeazn5525 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the newspaper story at 6:39 about the olympian that passed a pineapple through his body in 11 seconds flat 😂 I also thoroughly enjoy the reoccurring man eating a hot dog 👌
@samanthagreen576
@samanthagreen576 4 жыл бұрын
Now I have to go back and actually read the newspapers
@FIRING_BLIND
@FIRING_BLIND 4 жыл бұрын
@@zeeazn5525 how the fuck did you read that?! It was tiny!!!
@theseanandrew
@theseanandrew 4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a Six Flags but with more whale bones and racism!" is literally the most accurate description of 19th-20th Century world fairs and expositions I've ever heard in all my years as a historian.
@partlyironic
@partlyironic 4 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THE PROFESSOR’S LIL “HI!” AT 14:00 SO CUTE
@okthen623
@okthen623 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan breaking character and asking the Professor "whats this all about" has the same energy as every 4th wall break in WandaVision
@ratgremlinmags4764
@ratgremlinmags4764 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to see Professor McNasty talk about the H. H. Holmes hotel. I'm not sure why, but I think it would be interesting to watch the professor talk about a more.... grim topic?
@KM-ld9ln
@KM-ld9ln 4 жыл бұрын
I was reminded of it while talking about the world fair bc if I remember he was open during the Chicago world fair (or said to have been)
@dlr_rosa254
@dlr_rosa254 4 жыл бұрын
Half of his history lessons are about mass destruction and death 🤣 but yeah, a serial killer topic would be nice, maybe it could be a scraped idea from the unsolved series
@maggiedrew1868
@maggiedrew1868 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nemnyoom
@nemnyoom 4 жыл бұрын
i don't know what that is but now i'm imagining buzzfeed unsolved but the professor is also there
@samtoffolo
@samtoffolo 4 жыл бұрын
Grim, unlike the propeller blades of death and gore.
@Cheshire1501
@Cheshire1501 4 жыл бұрын
"COME AT ME PUTIN" needs to be on a T Shirt ASAP
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan shouldn’t be surprised she won, he started with two rotten jellybeans.
@takfahamm
@takfahamm 3 жыл бұрын
He stole some peaches and apples, took a peaceful nap and get number four in the game? What a mad lad
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